#yellowstone shitpost

[stupidyellowstoneshitposts]

The Bunkhouse be like:

Lloyd, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.

Teeter, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jimmy, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Jamie, trembling: What game are we even playing?

[stupidyellowstoneshitposts]

I thought this was talking about Jamie from Yellowstone for a second and got really confused

asoiaf people i have to ask at what point did everyone become so obsessed with jaime because im about 400 pages in and. is it because of his povs in the later books or did you all see him push a kid off the roof and think yeah this is the guy

[ethereal-w0lf]

Something that will always make me laugh is that biologist who has a blog about parasites and he uses non scary language to talk about them to make people less afraid of parasites.

Like he doesn’t use the words “Infest”, “Control”, “Devour”, “Take over”, “Starve” or “infect”

Like… dude I get it I too love animals and bugs that aren’t popular with normal people (hyenas, millipedes, rats ect.) but….

That’s what parasites do….

You love what you study but be honest on what parasites do.

[ytcomments-archive]

[bedlam-moon]

Drill directly into the supervolcano! You will certainly not regret drilling directly into the supervolcano!

[stupidyellowstoneshitposts]

This sent me

yeah

[frownyalfred]

Opening up the “Bruce Wayne Shitposter TheResurrectionist on ao3” Tumblr blog each morning like it’s the newspaper ☕️

Like hmm yes… I see who are we horny today… a new headcanon! Very nice…

The reality is I just dump my ongoing thoughts into tumblr and you all just receive tiny glimpses into my brain throughout the day.

oh that would be a sexy situation for Bruce. no I don't think Jason ever worked through his childhood trauma. bit of ao3 activism. how can I relate the newest episode of Yellowstone to Dick Grayson? oooh sexy alfred gifset. unhinged take on omegaverse. witty anon hate response. sad anon hate response :/ oh that's my mutual's art! I need to write that fic. I need to update that fic. where the hell did my post about Hal Jordan go? someone should adopt this fic idea. I need to sleep. discord chat screenshot. cute batfamily art!!

[sneasedtosneaseyou]

anonymousunovan -> sneasedtosneaseyou

Hi hello! You've likely seen me around before in some capacity. I used to go by Arsène if you knew me by that name, but now I prefer most people call me Reese! Use he/they pronouns for me only please! Friends closer to me may use other pronouns that I don't publicly advertise as much. I'm 24 as of writing this post, dunno if I will remember to regularly update this.

I'm not sure what hub blogs are actually used for. Figure I can share some of the posts from my various blogs with artwork either from me or my friends so that I have a quick archive of them. Might also include some general discussion about my muses and the canon I situate them in—headcanons and such. Some of my longer form writing will go up on my AO3 with links to them also included here. Went ahead and tossed my animation channel in too, though who knows when I'll be using that sucker again.

Disclaimer: I'm an adult and my time is limited for various reasons including my health. PKMNIRL is a hobby of mine, but it is not by any means my entire life. I am selective with who I write with and where I invest my time and effort, it's nothing personal. That said, there are people in this community who have harassed me or people I care about and if I see you publicly interacting with those individuals I will likely just block or ignore you to maintain separation from those individuals. Not interested in making call out posts or stupid drama, but I won't tolerate their presence anywhere near me, thanks.

I also don't plan on posting much about current events unless they are directly relevant to me. Posts regarding things like crowdfunding or current events should be directed to my actual main blog. Do not contact me there about roleplay stuff.

Do not use me or my roleplay blogs as replacements for real life advice, counseling, or factual sources as the topics I am writing about are fictitious in nature. Do not assume my muses share my personally held beliefs in regards to any topic. Do not assume my muses are always being truthful, some of them lie and lie often.

I do research for portraying certain topics, but I don't always get things right. If I mess up something, particularly a sensitive topic, you are welcome to correct me. I only request you try to be civil and constructive in that criticism and I will do my best to approach it in the same way. That said, I do intentionally exaggerate real life science to fit game mechanics and intentionally avoid certain topics that I am personally sensitive to so sometimes these alterations are intentional. My goal is not always realism, but to maintain a reasonable amount of believability in what I write. Some suspension of disbelief required.

Current Roleplay Blogs:

@sneasedtomeetyou - ACTIVE. Main muse. Sinnohan researcher who is reintroducing Hisuian Sneasel to their natural habitat in a manner similar to species reintroduction efforts, with notable inspirations such as that of the Yellowstone wolves or blackfooted ferrets.

@rotomblrheritageposts - ACTIVE. In universe gimmick blog meant to reblog iconic posts from the community. Run by a Johtonian trainer named Cyn who cannot stop breaking character to complain about supposed "Team Rocket sympathizers" and discourse online about celebrities. Low stakes but commentates on higher stakes posts sometimes. You can actually submit whatever posts you want to him and I'll probably reblog it. Please do actually, it helps me maintain his gimmick.

@militarygradebeast - ACTIVE. Grill OP at a 24 hour diner in Fula City, Johto who managed to somehow befriend a Zeraora without even knowing what it is. Posts his day to day life with Cat. Internet liar and shitposter. Low stakes. Girlfriend will have a blog later.

@carchacrok - ACTIVE. Canon divergent Augustine. Former Team Flare Scientist (Admin), father of Jaycé, romantically involved with Valentin. His involvement with Flare was never made public, to the outside perspective Augustine is the same as typical canon, with all divergent traits and backstory only being known by those close enough to poke holes in his version of events.

@bloomingsolarflare - HIATUS. Former Team Flare grunt in hiding. Art museum thief with a fondness for Impressionist paintings in particular. Rewrites in progress.

@basculegionswake - INDEFINITE. Casi's ancestor in Hisui, Celeste. Faller blog, Post-Canon PLA, married to Volo. Originally from Nacrene City, Unova. Amputated left arm after a particularly nasty run in with an Alpha Gabite.

@venoshocked - HIATUS. Unovan teenager who one day gained the ability to use poison type moves. Descendent and spitting image of Melli. Originally part of a sub-community dedicated to magical girls based on the plates of Arceus, current revival planned, but not written. She's based on the trope of spiteful rival secretly jealous of the protagonist for having friends that later joins the main group. I love her so much she's one of my favorite blogs.

@blunderpolicy - HIATUS. Zoroark pretending to be a regular person. The one behind my accidental misinfo spreading post about an official Professor Wild Days video game. They're just for fun. Probably gonna get a rewrite soon.

@sh1nyd3x - NEW! ACTIVE. Blueberry Academy exchange student from the Orange Islands. Collector of shiny and rare Pokémon. Just trying to build a "believable" backlog of posts.

Other Blogs I Run:

@pkmnirl - ACTIVE. OOC resource blog for pokemon irl as a wider community.

...And several more I don't have listed here as they're either incomplete, abandoned, or part of closed communities! If you have questions please feel free to ask me!

Links:

My Animation Channel | My AO3 | My Toyhouse

Tag Guide | Pokemon Tags | My Blogs | Associated Blogs

[p-isequalto-np]

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second attempt on my first intro post in however long I use this blog so here we go

my posts are mix of aesthetic stuff, personal diary (maybe), shitposting and whatever catches my eye at the moment (so like random fandom stuff etc)

TW for gore and maybe some light nsfw

I kill bigots on sight, this goes double for terfs, don't cross me

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@pv1isalsoimportant - math and study blog, I'm pretty active there

@kvyrveliky - czech side blog, mainly for čumblr reposts so I don't spam here to my non-czech-speaking mutuals

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Gabriel // he/they // 23 // trans poly queer dude

trying to finish my masters before it finishes me

literally a teenage boy in college student's body

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𓏵 mathematics - mainly bounded arithmetic, proof complexity and logic in general, i also really love set theory and the philosophy of mathematics

𓏵 I'm pretty active in my local goth scene when the time allows, I also love going to concerts and music in general. I don't know that much stuff about the bands I listen to tho.

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𓏵 currently watching Star Wars Clone Wars and Yellowstone

𓏵 watched Star Wars Rebels recently with my gf and loved it

𓏵 big TMA fan, trying to catch up to The Magnus Protocol but time won't let me

𓏵 favourite bands are Rosegarden Funeral Party, Lebanon Hanover, Agriculture, Empathy Test, Brutus, Scary Bitches, Urban Heat, ...

𓏵 favourite movies are The Crow, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Primer and Arrival

𓏵 general themes i like are bones, teeth, eyes, taxidermy, oddities, horror, random victorian era stuff

𓏵 big fan of hikes and nature

𓏵 trying to get into my gym bro era

[killuasghost]

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𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌 𝐢𝐬...watching bleach s12 | playing sims 4 | watching yellowstone s4 yeehaw!

FREE PALESTINE, CONGO, SUDAN, AND ALL OPPRESSED STATES/COUNTRIES/PEOPLE!!!

[onlydevilsleft]

{{ having dinner and I will actually be on tonight. live watching Yellowstone with yall and shitposting while trying to queue things for y’all. :3 }}

[stupidyellowstoneshitposts]

John: Where's my chair?

Kayce: Beth broke it over Jamie's back while they were fighting.

Jamie: Correction, Beth was fighting. I was eating soup.

[hawkstincan]

The thing is… I tend to binge watch things. But sometimes the show gets too ‘something’ for me to keep going and I need to step away from it. So I pick something else. And there are ongoings! And some shows I watch only at home and some only at work (technical reasons). So this is the list of shows I’m currently watching. I may start screaming and shitposting about any of this at any given moment.

1 good doctor (season airing) 2 grey's anatomy (season airing) 3 9-1-1 (season airing) 4 9-1-1: lone star (season airing) 5 chicago med (season airing) 6 FBI: most wanted  (catching up s1) 7 the Rookie  (season airing) 8 our flag means death (rewatching first season) 9 superman&lois (season airing) 10 the flash (season airing) 11 leverage: redemption (catching up s2) 12 yellowstone (season airing) 13 mayor of kingstown  (catching up s1) 14 star trek: strange new worlds (catching up s1) 15 star trek: discovery (catching up s3) 16 the last of us (season airing) 17 alart: missing persons unit  (catching up s1) 18 doctor who (catching up s3) 19 harley quinn (catching up s3) 20 criminal minds (catching up s16) 21 voltron: legendary defender (watching for the first time) 22 interview with the vampire (catching up s1) 23 due south (watching for the first time) 24 this is going to hurt (watching for the first time) 25 banshee (watching for the first time) 26 masterchef (catching up, rewatching s10) 27 his dark materials (watching for the first time) 28 hemlock grove (watching for the first time) 29 true detective (watching for the first time) 30 doom patrol (catching up s3) 31 westworld (watching for the first time) 32 titans (catching up s4) 33 criminal minds: suspect behavior (watching for the first time) Jeez, it's bigger than I thought and I have a strong feeling I forgot something...

[friendlynieghborhoodmuffinman]

While caves are rare due to needing specific conditions to form, the reasons why you don't see wolves around is simple:

We killed so many of them.

Both in Europe and the United States there used to be a lot more wolves. But the Europeans saw them as something evil and wanted them eradicated. And they were pretty successful.

And now we're still trying to fix the ecological damage that caused.

Even in Yellowstone, which is basically the last area in the continental United States that has wolves, still has very few of them.

Sorry the mentioning of "not seeing wolves" in this shitpost activated the ecologist part of my brain so I immediately went into a little ramble.

Is there a place in the world that has as many caves as video games do because I have literally never seen a cave in person before

[starbuckscommitmentissues]

Would any of my fellow Yellowstone watching libsharts like to talk about Beth Dutton’s canonical bisexuality

[normalmountain]