#yelling lmaooooooo

[greghatecrimes]

me: she got the autism resting bitch face

@willowpelt : mfw i'm gonna kill this guy AND his dog

[navnae]

I like to imagine that when Steve is trying to talk and someone interrupts him Eddie goes bat shit crazy. Eddie makes his voice heard throughout the entire room to make sure everyone knows that Steve is talking so “shut the fuck up” and obviously Steve loves him for it because in the end his message is heard :)

[surging-eyes-seeing-through]

If only hanging still existed..though for you, you deserve worse than what the courts allow

You smile as you talk about her death

You relished stabbing her, didn't you?

You loved it.

You killed her and you enjoyed it.

Didn't you?

(To murderpollo)

"I mean... that's the default sentence for murder convictions. That's what it's always been. And... no, I..."

"I... I didn't..."

[tkachukisms]

"and—sam bennett, as you know, did not hesitate," resident rabid dog <3

[chibishortdeath]

Started playing Fear and Hunger recently and this guy is pretty silly. I like that he likes bugs, that’s a green flag in my book, bugs are great.

Nothing in this post in particular is mature, but the game itself is, it’s a pretty dark horror game, so I’ll be putting some content warnings in the tags so any talk about the game on my account can be filtered out easier!

Some thoughts about the game under a cut :3

I haven’t played as Enki tho, I picked Cahara because he’s easier and it’s my first playthrough, and he’s pretty cool too. I really love the character and monster designs in this game. The art is super cool :3. I’ve had the worst luck this run tho oh my god; I started the game took like two steps and immediately got blindsighted by three dogs. All the enemies in the first left entrance area spawned in the first room. Two elite guards spawned in the room past the prisons instead of the usual one. Moonless would not spawn for like a solid few reloads and then ended up on the bottom of the map instead of the top where they usually are. I talked to Nosramus (love them, they’re great, they were off screen the whole conversation tho whoops) and immediately afterwards got the crow mauler text and had to leave the room. Got D’arce and promptly ran into a yellow mage and lost my arm! It’s been wild and I’m even just playing on easy mode 💀💀💀!!! My computer also kinda sucks and lags sometimes, but yeah! The game is fun!!!!! I have no idea how far I am in it, but I’m almost to where Le’garde is captured. My whole strategy has been fuck around and find out and it’s working XD!!! I kinda expected it to be scarier, but that might be because I’m a little used to horror as a genre in general, but it’s a nice balance of spooky atmosphere and usual RPG action stuff in a way that comes off sincere and not like edgy for the sake of being edgy if that makes sense. It’s cool :3

Anyway there’s a lot of games I’ve started recently and haven’t finished so I guess I’ll be playing those for a while. I still need to beat CV64, I’m just currently stuck on the uh gear platforming section with the bomb. If you know, you know 💀💀💀. It’s hard. I also have to beat Curse of Darkness, but I’m really close to the end in that one I’m just getting all the random side rooms and stuff. Raising more innocent devils besides my main team just to be able to open a door is a little tedious tbh, but eh it’s an excuse to play the game for longer so I’ll take it. But yeah, hopefully life actually lets me beat all these games so I can talk about them more (TwT ;).

[majimassqueaktoy]

I'm going to tell Majima you're cheating on him with Saejima

[raylangivins]

wait i didn’t know the red white and royal blue tsn lore was because the author wrote CARRY IT IN MY HEART sdjhdkdjsfs wild.

[doctorwormcore]

anyway I'm watching chess tonight lmaooooo bc I was going fERAL in the car to Bangkok. I know it's such a misanthropic song but I was having such a shithouse day that I was like SCREAMING as I drove lmao.

My poor little brother was like 👁👄👁

[roseband]

lmfao i work in apparel and didn't realize it's nyfw that's why every idol is here

[stormclawponyrises]

there's nothing like having grand secrets you can't even tell your closest most trusted loved ones

not because like, it's bad or anything but you have an anxiety disorder and telling people things is the worst ever

[aurumacadicus]

LMAOOOOOOO MY SIBLING AND I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY OUR INSURANCES KEEP GETTING MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!

So yesterday I called my insurance and I was like "Naomi please help me I don't understand why this keeps happening that my sibling keeps getting emails about MY insurance 😭😭😭" and I read her the letter my sibling forwarded me.

"Hmm. That is strange," she says. "And I see it noted on your file that we are NOT to put through anything with your sibling's name. Why would... Can I put you on hold? I'm going to do some investigating." I say yes, genuinely shocked, because no one has ever said that to me before.

"I am seeing nothing over here on our end except... Is your preferred name [Sibling's Name]?" No, says I, because it is my sibling's name. I can only imagine Naomi gets a glint of suspicion/realization in her eye. "Aurum, is there a phone number on that letter your sibling forwarded you? I'm going to call their health insurance while you're on the line with me."

We call the number on the letter and get transferred over to billing. We are connected with a billing agent. Naomi tells Billing Agent everything that has happened to me and questions everything she finds on my file. None of the appointments are for me because I have not seen a medical doctor since 2020 except for urgent care last month. They are all my sibling's appointments trying to be billed on MY insurance. (Point of fact: my sibling and I have not been on the same insurance since we were 26 years old. We are turning 34 in less than a month.)

"I..... I don't think I have the credentials to fix this," Billing Agent says. "But this is..... Why..... My supervisors are in a meeting right now but they're finishing up, would you mind holding a few minutes so I can just transfer you over?"

I assume Naomi is smug as hell at this point because she's making headway on my case and also she was right about it being the fault of my sibling's insurance and not mine. "Of course," says she, and I agree because while I have no idea what's going on, something is happening.

We are transferred to another Naomi. Naomi and Naomi laugh about this because it has never happened to them before. I also chuckle because I like my Naomi. My Naomi then lays out everything that has happened thus far in my HOUR LONG phone call. Other Naomi is confused/horrified? She is looking through my sibling's account. (At this point I have gone into my sibling's room to get their verbal permission so now there are literally four of us on the phone trying to figure this out.)

"This is. Hmm. This is going to have to go through the ethics department," Other Naomi says, and My Naomi goes "oh" while my sibling and I are goggling at each other because that doesn't sound good. Other Naomi takes my number because she has to email two other departments about this and also there's nothing left for me to do. It's not my insurance's fault. My Naomi and I bid her farewell.

Later, my sibling says Other Naomi called them back (not me but understandable this wasn't actually my problem). My beloved friends. Apparently at some point I had been in their system (it must have been as a child because I don't remember this at all). When my sibling got their name legally changed they went through and made sure all the places had it updated.

My followers in Tumblr the reason it was going to ethics is because whoever was changing my sibling's name searched up our names in the system and did not bother to double check our insurance or social security numbers. They saw Aurum Acadicus and went "That must be Sibling Acadicus" and CHANGED MY FUCKING NAME IN THEIR SYSTEM so it looked like my sibling had two insurances.

"We will be doing some extra trainings :)" Other Naomi assured my sibling, and then took off the bill they were hounding them for because they kept charging the wrong insurance even after my sibling yelled at them that they only have MODA why do they keep trying to add OHP. So. Lol. Lmao even. Thank you Naomis you solved the mystery that shouldn't have even happened hahaha

[pokemon-ash-aus]

"Scared the crap outta Pepper when it first happened."

I'm laughing so hard at the idea of this happening on a day where Pepper upset Peach and she just gives her something to drink with this cup

She wasn't even trying to scare her or anything, she just forgot Abt it and almost gave Pepper a heart attack LMAOOOOOOO

Tbh, Peach probably got it when Pepper was in her more goth phase too. So suddenly she has a sobbing Teen yelling about how her mom poisoned her.

"Sweetheart, your a pokemon, You'll just pass out and be fine if you Were poisoned."

"MY MOM JUST ADMITTED TO THE CRIME!!!"

Peach cannot breathe she's laughing so hard. She'll feel bad later.

[idkmynameiskat]

Some guy just let his shopping cart roll and slam into the side of my car not realizing i was in it and then tried to get into his car like nothing happened.

Y’all when I tell you I FLEW out of my car to confront his bitch ass and started yelling at him and he pulled away so fast and proceeded to flick me off and call me a “Mexican hoe” lmaooooooo I cannot stop laughing 😭😭😭

[sketchehm]

Omg you're so right about serpias. Bro's one of the ones that spoil him the most. I do remember when shadoune and sapnap were grinding for wildfire, and sapnap lost two totems. All team mafia freaked out and was like omg are you OK? And serpias was like have wildfire you can come back. (Sapnap laughed and said "oh now you have wildfire.") Like you gotta take your lumps sapnap, but the moment he uses a totem a switch goes off in half their brains just to protect their dumb gringo.

This takes place after the whole bastion event. I do have another idea of sylvee and sapnap getting into mischief, and the song "I can wait to be king" and that whole scenario with like Juan nutria having to watch them because peele is offline, and he's like "bah how hard can it be." Very hard when all the other nutrias love the dumb kids and their antics. Even the admins get in on it. Then they get away from him for a bit, but this is around the time that reapers spawn so when they leave the mountain to adventure and get sent to limbo.

Then both the teams see in the chat that both sylvee and sapnap are in limbo and freak the hell out. Haven't ironed out the details, but Farfa comes in and is like Mufasa and saves them from the danger, and sends sylvee home and gives Sapnap the same lesson that mufasa gives simba about being brave. I definitely don't have a favorite dynamic at all lmaooooooo

LMAO

Lil baby sylvee and sapnap running around and having fun with the nutrias!! Peele is off charging maybe!

I imagine Juan is like so fucking tired of the other nutrias and admins making his babysitting so much harder and is like "YAAA BASTAAA" and giving them all a stern talking to....and it's that moment both the babies run off hehe

They have their lil "IM GONNA BE AMAZING WHEN I GROW UP" moment!! Sapnap imagining being as awesome as Farfa, admiring and stuff. Sylvee teasing him like "your too short to be like farfa haha"

They just run and and wander! And then. They're suddenly in limbo! And. Like. Where'd the sunshine go :(

The notif goes out and Farfa just screaming from the base and could be heard from the mountain all comical like "ADONDE ESTA MI HIJOOOOOOO"

Juan knows he's in deep shit now.

Anyways the babies are crying and scared :(

I imagine once Farfa gets into limbo he can hear the babies screaming and crying and he's just yelling their names!! Trying to find them!!!! He finds then being chased by an eyeball, and while he's able to swoop the two babies, ya gotta stare at the eyeball to make it go away. Quick lesson in trust and bravery ya know, farfa being able to convince the babies to stare it down and be brave!!!

(And you know that thing with toddlers like....if one thing works, it should work on everything! Aha anyways)

The babies learning yea! They have their own strength they killed that hecking eyeball!! With their hecking MIND!!!

Although I imagine as soon as that's over it catches back up to them and they just start bawling in farfa's arms TwT They were so scared!!

The rest of the teams waiting for them back in the overworked, Sylvee's team hugging her tight, saying she should know better!!! But shes just a baby!! They're all glad she's safe and going home now doe <3

Farfa bring Sapnap home and giving him a lil stern talking to as they journey back (it's a fucking long journey....) but it leads to Sapnap learning he's braver than he thinks! He may be small now! But he's gonna grow up big and strong one day too and he's gotta be brave for that to happen!

"I'm gonna grow up like you?"

"Si, si...un día nene. One day."

Baby sapnap all passed out by the time they make it to the base, the rest of the members all so relieved he's back safe and sound.

(The rest of the members tease Farfa like "Your son huh??" Farfa tells them to shut up.)

[arobarbie]

LMAOOOOOOO my mom called me sadly venting that my grandma yelled at her and its making her feel suicidal levels of guilt, even though she did nothing wrong. wow i wonder what that feels like, damn that must suck :(

[tilthedayidice]

I want to yell at someone about this and since you put together that list of mods for bg3 to let you be fat I think you might enjoy it. Pokemon Go just had an update for trainer avatars and you can now be fat. Like properly fat and not just a little curvy. I am so happy I get to make a character that looks a lot more like me now.

Wait you're shitting me, pokemon is finally letting you be fat????????

I just tried to look it up and remembered I'm bad at googling things when all I got was inflation kink pokemon lmaooooooo

That's so fucking awesome dude, I'm happy you can make your person the way you want to now :)