#yeet nerd

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3

good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.

[chaimachi]

Lowkey wanna write a Sebskully fic that is just the Diasomnia fam realizing Sebek has been spending a lot of time over at Ramshackle with Skully instead of their own dorm. Lilia being the absolute troll (and dad) he is suggests they want privacy, and has to imply maybe they're doing the good old horizontal tango and since Sebek is typically so loud they're doing it over at Ramshackle for privacy so a whole dorm doesn't know they're fuckin. (Give me old man Lilia being "well he is at that age you know.") At first everyone is "oh makes sense," then with horror Malleus realizes no wait Yuu/the prefect is there and being bothered. Cue one very awkward lunch conversation of them trying to figure out if Sebek is doing uncouth things at Ramshackle and disturbing Yuu. Malleus says he will make Sebek pay for any damage done to Skully's property, poor Yuu has to come right out and ask if they think Sebskully are having sex upstairs and laughs at everyone.

Turns out the two idiots are actually very good house guests and spend most of their time curled up on one of the couches next to the fireplace in the guest room reading and being quiet, just enjoying each other's company. The degree of cuddling varies because Skully is actually a restless/fidgety person so he'll just be in whatever position he finds comfortable, sometimes you'll find him sitting upside down on the couch instead of like a gentleman. Either way Yuu just points and is, "Yeah no you can't have them. Their date nights will remain here." Every time Sebek comes over Skully makes lots of snacks and Yuu is not giving up on that toffee, butterscotch, and pumpkiny goodness. Hey, they like snacks okay?

[szethsmom]

My brain rn

[grapecaseschoices]

i really think lae'zel and kendis could be fun/interesting once lae'zel stops .... talking. i wish tav could just give the finger. once. i mean lae'zel would probably snap it off but it would be worth it.

[sunset-synthetica]

Tried to write something abt Optimus & Fowler and instead wrote like 2 something 000 words giving Fowler the lore he never needed but deserved

[atiny-piratequeen]

I actually got to choose my desired fem Yeo for our pirate campaign in pathfinder. She's a kitsune but i couldn't make miss ma'am the cook i was SO close to having a mirror for AtT yeo but im sure miss maam would sooner poison the crew for fun than make her primary occupation to be the cook. So now shes a gunner

[burningfieldof-clover]

i stared at this for 10 whole minutes before i looked at my husband and gave him a whole ass TEDtalk on why each choice was good or bad. Holy shit I haven't felt this engaged with something and challenged since.... ever?

Please explain your reasoning in the tags and may the Force be with you.

[rodatirhaalo]

Man... I've been really wanting to get back into martial arts classes to help fight off The Depression, but it seems that covid really did kill them all off in my area... :(

[prismaticpotentia]

@indigoelfinspirit

That's heartbreaking to loose all that! Hopefully you find some new inspiration and the things you need for those new story ideas.

Yeah, I can't say I'm in the best mood right now about it. But, you know, nothing lasts forever and nothing's irreplacable except the people in your life. I'll recover, one way or another.

[cocopurplepompom]

New tag game cause my friend found a fun quiz!

It's really good trust me. Here's my result:

Tags! (No pressure of course! <3)

@akchimp75 @treasure-goblin @that-one-loz-nerd @whiteperle3 @le-random-yeet-up

[ryttu3k]

One of VtM's most prominent characters is an eminent and adventurous scholar sometimes referred to as 'Indiana Jones with fangs', who sometimes goes feral and wolfs out.

He fucks Dracula.

(Dracula exists, and also has a first-edition copy of the novel, signed by Bram Stoker.)

In the process of getting dicked down by Dracula, he accidentally disproves a major tenant of vampire religion going back over ten thousand years.

King shit, really.

I always find it a shame that people assume Vampire: The Masquerade has to be a serious, gritty game and ignore the huge amounts of absolutely batshit stuff in that setting.

Al capone is a vampire, as was Rasputin. At one point in the middle ages there was a bloodline of secret vatican vampire necromancers working for the inquisition. There's a malkavian combo-discipline to turn into a scary clown. There are multiple versions of "the fleshcrafting discipline is actually a mind-controlling disease from space." Lasombra pirates in nuclear submarines. There is an evil ttrpg company that infects you with evil spirits if you play their games.

Not stupid enough for you? There is a Banu Haqim pro-wrestling tag-team duo called 2Hot Nation of Harlem Ghetto Posse Gangsta Experience.

Vampire is an extremely silly game at times.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Is Tousen prescriptivist or descriptivist? As a librarian, he would certainly have strong opinions about it. For that matter, do any other characters have a notable stance on the topic?

For those of you who are not friends with linguistics nerds:

It is two truths largely universally acknowledged that 1. Words and Gramatical conventions mean specific things and 2. Language changes over time. Perscriptivisim is the perspective that WE HAVE RULES ABOUT LANGUAGE, DAMMIT. They have a point- for a lot of things we use words for like legal documents, manufacturing instructions, and medical research- Precision is KEY. But it isn't very flexible and doesn't account for some of the nuances of language. Descriptivism is a stance that is a bit more akin to your stoner buddy going "What even ARE words?". They have a point- language is, at it's core, a massive cooperative game of make-believe. But it'd not very helpful when you need to be clear about your meaning.

This can make editing... difficult.

Kaname had strong opinions on it when he was a librarian that have only gotten more insane and intense since becoming Editor-In-Chief of the Gotei-13's newspaper, but true to fashion, has managed to pick a position that pisses off everyone.

He's a Topical Perscriptivist.

There is a Meticulously updated and catalogued database of shifts in word usage, slang and novel grammatical structures. It's an incredible academic resource, and a helpful living translation document in the Gotei-13 where the last time the division policies got updated was in the Meji era. He's working on a mobile version for the newfangled 'smart' communicators. It's an incredibly useful tool!

Kaname pisses people off by using it to be a persnickety little shit about the grammatical rules of linguistic conventions invented last week.

"You know, if you want to annoy him back, you can try hosing your boss back with the constant stream of madness from the internet!" Keigo suggested to Shuuhei once. "There's a fun new term for throwing something real hard that could use an offi- You're kidding."

Shuuhei shook his head, handing the Official Conjugation of Yeet Document from the 9th division's Database of Current Linguistics to Keigo. "The Captain had this drawn up within an hour of the term hitting the 10th Division reports page. It's got a regular Perfect Tense, but Irregular and different Imperative, Continuous and Conditional tenses for maximum confusion."

"...That motherfucker." Keigo groaned, looking over the conjugation tables. "...I yeet, He yeets, we yote, I had yeeted, she had been yote, they will have been yet- Its so stupid but it makes so much intuitive sense! It's the perfect joke conjugation for a joke word!"

"That's why he's The Captain." Shuuhei nodded.

"I thought he was captain because he beat the crap out of Mugurama-san for the job? Twice?"

"Listen here you little shit-"

[teyvatairconditioningco]

Y'all

It's bad wording

Phenomenon is not a literal child

Like Orias, he just... looks like that

Second point, hhhhhh so we know devils don't spawn as adults due to Andrealphus/Mammon backstory HOWEVER,

Actually the lore gets real fucky here because Lilith creates "children" right but like... Sitri right? Did he get "created" as an adult and just get yeeted into the wilderness?? Does it vary depending what Lilith wants to do? Orias can manipulate his age (kind of) can they all do that? You have to assume at least some of them control how they look (re: Orias)

And furthermore where the FUCK did Belphegor even come from??? Dude just spawned in a pile of garbage

As a huge lore nerd, God i fucking wish this bitch of a game had a novel to go with it

[viamia]

How would the boys from sunny day jack (and more games) be in jealous behavior, who would be more jealous and how would they behave?

Saludos desde MEXICO 😁

Thanks for the request buddy! I hope you like it

How snaccpopstudio guys act when jealous

Tw:jealous or envious behavior, mild sexual themes, but mostly wholesome fluff.

Jack:Alright, so we all know how jack is that of manipulative. I feel like if he were jealous of someone, he'd mostly like try to use manipulation tactics to make you only love him, similar to ian. He's not one to get that obvi possessive jealous, more like the subtle easy to miss type.

Ian: Lil pouty insecure baby. Poor guy thinks you leave him like that. He knows you love him, but he's just a nervous bean. For example, let's say a guy came up to talk to you, Ian's senses would immediately be goin off. When yall get home, you cuddle and console him that you won't leave him.

Nick: Now for nick, he'd probably show said flirty who you belong too. For example, man would give u Lil nibbles and love bites on your neck. After that he just takes you home, and yall just chill on the couch and play with his pomeranians.

Shaun: Grouchy baby. Mam would hug u from behind and look like a big baby. Man's wants his hugs and he wants u all to himself to hug and give smooches too. Man would probably pick u up cause he like that, take u home, and yeet u onto the bed and watch movies and eat snacks with you while moonpie vibes with yall.

Bo:mf ain't hesitating for shit to let the person know your his. Man Will glare them down like he'll tear them to shreds at the mere second they even gets a inch closer to you. The moment they get close he just picks u up and walks away, keeping u all to himself. He does some, certain things to you when yall get home as a reminder of who u belong too *wink wink ;3*

Taylor: Poor Lil nerd baby. You immediately notice his pouting face and reassure him everything is fine. You take him home and watch ghost movies together and binge eating snacks. Pls give him reassurance otherwise he'll be a mess. He loves your attention and care.

Elias:So when elias gets jealous, you'll clearly see his upset/pouty expression. He'd be kinda questioning about it but when you explain that your not interested in said person, he Calms down. When you return to the mansion (I'm going off by ending A for the truth if I'm right so) he bakes you some goodies and yall read and have tea together.

This took, WAY TO LONG TO DO. Srry for the immense delay and I hope u like it

[adinfernumadinfinitum]

✨Finally some sense in the fandom✨

Okay, all fun and games, but I’m being serious-

We’re all giving Raphael way too much time of day here, especially with DnD lore in mind.

You want to tell me Asmodeus, a being so powerful he’s rumored to rival all gods (except Ao, of course), would just sit around doing nothing about an over-ambitious cambion? Surely you jest. Asmodeus has eyes and ears literally everywhere, so the idea that he’d somehow miss Raphael’s ‘Grand Design’ falls flat.

Realistically, that means even with the Crown of Karsus, Raphael doesn’t pose any actual threat to Asmodeus’ reign. He’s simply watching it all unfold just for the fun of it. And knowing Asmodeus, he’d go, ‘Yes, that was all part of my plan,’ if Raphael managed to pull off a takeover in Avernus. But that’s where it ends. I’m not giving Raphael any more credit than that (lorewise).

Actual footage of us @spidehpig roasting Raphael lmfao

Also I’m getting thine words of wisdom tattooed on my ass and I just feel like the universe at large should witness them:

“if im being so astronomically for real yeah he’s a fucking dumbass and i don’t think the crown would help him much. like MAYBE he overthrows zariel and conquers avernus but like even then it’s like was that really even a win. no one wants to deal with the front of the blood war but slay i guess”

Poetic

Congrats on becoming the Archduke of the armpit of Baator. Avernus literally sucks, have fun lol

I’m still cackling over it a day later 😂

Somewhere in the hells Mephistopheles is getting drunk and crying to Asmodeus about what a goddamn embarrassment his eldest son is lmfao

[rayshippouuchiha]

For the yeet au, I propose that Izuku has been thrown from such heights and has been taught how to land safely that in middle school he’d just jump out of the window to leave school, so Bakugou thinks Izuku is just Like That TM. The only weird thing to him is how did the hobo know the nerd could land.

Oh god yes.