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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of yāall have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#āshe tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hellā wouldnāt you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like āoh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the hostā#heās sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and youāre like āhang on iām supposed to be the cuntiest bitch hereā#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like itās fine when heās quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after āmate iāve-ā bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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its OCTOBER. this means its time for another yearly round of trying to do art every day. i'm limiting myself to 1 hour or less this year otherwise i will never do it. also challenging myself to try different compositions
anyway yes this is a homestuck reference. no its not referencing anything in homestuck i just think Maedhros... Heir of Blood... is a cool concept... I had like 10 different ideas
#silmarillion#maedhros#blorbtober#hahaha#arttober#idk what its called actually#anyway ive never actually read homestuck#i mean i have but only up until they uhhh get yeeted to a different dimension in the apocalypse#and rose (?) tried to use the unholy gaming child of minecraft and the sims to fix the mc dude's house#so not far enough to know anything about classpects#however i am friends with nerds#stay tuned for more blorbotober#these are technically#speedpaint#maybe i will refine my art style in short amount of time soon#inktober#i totally forgot the name...!
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pro: you have a girlfriend who you can't read because it's static af con: ...but you also have the other girlfriend who could make you into a tomeeto.exe malfunction-
//poly happy ending au
#fhr#fhr au#sort ofs jdgjhsdg#chargestep#mortumstep#mortumchargestep#myarts#mycomics#fh: dr mortum#fh: julia ortega#sidestep: anita lee#myaus | mortumchargestep aka nerd fuckers#yeet this silly comic and im RUNNING
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i think so often about how kurt has gained enough understanding of tech & engineering to have been one of the blackbird's primary mechanics for majority of his time with the xmen, he regularly helped repair both the danger room & cerebro, he can get told to rewire something that he acknowledges immediately as being built by a genius into serving a different function than originally intended (like say absorb kinetic force instead of electricity) & just. do it. with his only complaints being a time restraint & his fingers not fitting through access panels.
#š«µnerd#v much thanks to primarily sean with later additions of nerdom from kitty n later still hank & Potentially moira also????#coz a halved version of the original excalibur did work alongside her at one point when the legacy virus was goin round#id need to reread some 90s issues re their interactions but i do remember if ppl needed yeeting from her workspace moira was more likely to#ask kurt to do the yeeting than be yote himself#im just rotating...................#ooc. oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven.
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get loved, nerd
You must accept this pineapple as a token of my thanks. 'Tis of the utmost importance. āØšāØ ļ¼¼(ļ¾ļ½°ļ¾ļ¼¼)
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i really think lae'zel and kendis could be fun/interesting once lae'zel stops .... talking. i wish tav could just give the finger. once. i mean lae'zel would probably snap it off but it would be worth it.
#shadowheart's PA is already too much for kendis#she's always like @ gale THIS BITCH#bc i've decided gale is her adopted big brother#he reminds her of a much much MUCH more social ben#an awkward bearded nerd#idk if ben exists in this universe but she is fond of gale#listens attentively and tries to give calm suggestions but kendis wants to yeet lae'zel into the nearest river#kendis and the no good faerun day#whenever i have kendis approach her lae'zel opens her mouth and just SAYS SHIT#and i KNOW once they get pass this it could be so good [friendship or sex or idk. idk if i will do a roamnce for kendis] but lae'zel speaks#lae'zel x tav#stop speaking lae'zel#for two seconds#pls#/sobs#lae'zel would be so useful to have for this current quest but kendis is like welp i guess i'll die!#gale: i. me. i do not want to die#oh! maybe that's why she sucks in the pride bc they have a fondness for gale and wyll and karlach. and wyll and karlach have had a few Da#sigh#the things one does for <s>love</s> quick and rapidly increasing fondness#and gale said he TRUSTS them~ /sobs. cant risk his life for anything less than that or wte idk
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Tried to write something abt Optimus & Fowler and instead wrote like 2 something 000 words giving Fowler the lore he never needed but deserved
#yeet talks#he was a massive fucking nerd but also thought robots were cringe. and then he married one 30 years later#character development š
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LIKE this for a starter! (Multimuses please just let me know which muse(s) youād like it for!)
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I am having a ball of a time watching blood origin but ebsejebdjrbek?????
#Gay eredin#avallach being a little NERD#what a rushed back story for the original witcher#esp bc it reeallly doesnāt align with the original#but thatās fine dndndndn#also Iām on the last ep and is it implied tha balor caused the white frost??????#and also also also#is it implied that the wild hunt are the guys he just yeeted into another world???????#dndirbdorbedj?????#im not finished with it yet#once again Iām having a ball of a time tho so donāt take this as criticism#Iām just happy to have content set in this world#and the characters are great I love them very much#lea speaks#blood origin#blood origin spoilers
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I actually got to choose my desired fem Yeo for our pirate campaign in pathfinder. She's a kitsune but i couldn't make miss ma'am the cook i was SO close to having a mirror for AtT yeo but im sure miss maam would sooner poison the crew for fun than make her primary occupation to be the cook. So now shes a gunner
#will she probably shoot someone in the kneecap for pissing her off?#probably#sessions start in about a month nerds lmk if yall care for me dropping neat dnd tales from our campaign here#i probably will anyway because i have an inability to shut the fuck up but its fine its my blog yeet
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ooOooooOoo tfw they dressed up as (fake) vampires and youre just a (fake) human-
(top one is a gif! the bottom one is non-gif!)
annnd here's a lil comic:
#fhr#fallen hero#chargestep#mortumstep#mortumchargestep#fh: julia ortega#fh: dr mortum#sidestep: anita lee#myarts#myaus | mortumchargestep aka nerd fuckers#mygifs#mycomics#kind of JDHGJKSJKHGHSJG#anyway this is them being sillies thats all BYE#also a rare tomeeto appears!#yes julia is dressing up as a sexy vampire and mortum is dressing up as a mad vampire scientist#anita had no plans to dress up but somehow ended up looking like a human vampire hunter from a vampire show#anyway yeet this then im RUNNING AWAYY
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i stared at this for 10 whole minutes before i looked at my husband and gave him a whole ass TEDtalk on why each choice was good or bad. Holy shit I haven't felt this engaged with something and challenged since.... ever?
Please explain your reasoning in the tags and may the Force be with you.
#r2#then mace probably#fuck what about chopper?#anakin would ālul nerdā with the L sign for loser#obi-wan would just chuckle and dismiss it until he had a nightmare vision of qui-gon telling him to fucking listen#padme couldn't do shit because number 1 she's a politician and 2 the senate is rigged#tbf Fox would 100% 360 no scope headshot#R2 seriously would WHHHOOooaoOOO his way into palp's office and yeet an ignited lightsaber he lifted off a youngling#satine blocked me on tiktok after i told her#rex is a man i would trust with ANYTHING but the strain it would put on him to assassinate the chancellor because he just decomd the army#ahsoka would just āehhhhā with the L sign for loser#yoda would chuckle and kickflip off the temple
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Man... I've been really wanting to get back into martial arts classes to help fight off The Depression, but it seems that covid really did kill them all off in my area... :(
#i need to exercise#but like i do NOT have the attention span to do Repetitive Tasks for No Reason#I need to throw things (and people) again#i can be trusted with weapons lemme play with them!#i'm going to impulse reup my wow sub if you keep this up google#like all the mcdojos are still thriving 'cause every parent wants to throw $50 at a place so their kid can have a cool extracurricular#and the hyper intense mma fightclubs are still around#but those small schools with a bunch of nerds learning techniques and giggling while they get yeeted are all obliterated..#i do not thrive in a hypercompetative environment#which means mma/bjj/taekwondo/kickboxing/etc are SUUPER not on the menu#WHEN DID JUDO STOP BEING COOL GUYS???#the pandemic it was obviously the pandemic of course#can't hug AND social distance#goddammit!
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@indigoelfinspirit
That's heartbreaking to loose all that! Hopefully you find some new inspiration and the things you need for those new story ideas.
Yeah, I can't say I'm in the best mood right now about it. But, you know, nothing lasts forever and nothing's irreplacable except the people in your life. I'll recover, one way or another.
#ooc post#hark! a nerd speaks#tbh I needed to yeet a bunch of broken crap out anyway#Will I use this opportunity to organize my mods?#Absolutely not
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I finally caught up with S-3LF eater content but sad I don't get to see dr. Gonne interacting with us so I don't know how his personality gonna be, but he heavily reminds me of Dib Membrane (blue color-code, weird pointy mohawk hair, science nerd) so I heavily project Dib's personality on him.
Is he even alive or did he get yeeted by S-3LF eater already at this point
#reading mpn game lore makes my head hurt because of all the fancy words#but I really like his design so if hes actually dead then thats a shame#madness combat#madness project nexus#dr gonne#myart
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āØFinally some sense in the fandomāØ
Okay, all fun and games, but Iām being serious-
Weāre all giving Raphael way too much time of day here, especially with DnD lore in mind.
You want to tell me Asmodeus, a being so powerful heās rumored to rival all gods (except Ao, of course), would just sit around doing nothing about an over-ambitious cambion? Surely you jest. Asmodeus has eyes and ears literally everywhere, so the idea that heād somehow miss Raphaelās āGrand Designā falls flat.
Realistically, that means even with the Crown of Karsus, Raphael doesnāt pose any actual threat to Asmodeusā reign. Heās simply watching it all unfold just for the fun of it. And knowing Asmodeus, heād go, āYes, that was all part of my plan,ā if Raphael managed to pull off a takeover in Avernus. But thatās where it ends. Iām not giving Raphael any more credit than that (lorewise).
Actual footage of us @spidehpig roasting Raphael lmfao
Also Iām getting thine words of wisdom tattooed on my ass and I just feel like the universe at large should witness them:
āif im being so astronomically for real yeah heās a fucking dumbass and i donāt think the crown would help him much. like MAYBE he overthrows zariel and conquers avernus but like even then itās like was that really even a win. no one wants to deal with the front of the blood war but slay i guessā
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Congrats on becoming the Archduke of the armpit of Baator. Avernus literally sucks, have fun lol
Iām still cackling over it a day later š
Somewhere in the hells Mephistopheles is getting drunk and crying to Asmodeus about what a goddamn embarrassment his eldest son is lmfao
#I am a Raphael simp#but I canāt emphasize enough how Raphaelās big plans arenāt actually as big#I have a whole ass dissertation about how the whole Crown coup is Asmodeus being the mastermind behind everything Raphael does#but Iām not ready to yeet that out#Iām a fucking nerd#raphael the cambion#bg3 raphael#raphael bg3#bg3
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