#yeehaw he's gonna be a BITCH

[vipier-a]

every day I fight the wolf inside of me that tells me to canonize that tristan has at least traces of a southern accent in any modern au but I can’t decide whether it would be inland ( appalachian / tennessee ) or coastal ( georgian ) or how developing it works with the menagerie situation yet. all I know is I hear him with an accent esp when he gets pissed.

[freakshowcowboy]

im playing a bg3 campaign w some first time players and they had me stab astarion for trying to bite me😭😭😭 didnt even give him a chance </3

[leviscolwill]

lovelorn and nobody knows ★

pairing: jude bellingham x mclaren driver!reader [face claim: amna al qubaisi]

in which: jude wants to be the most supportive boyfriend, even if it means ruining your soft launch

note: for plot reasons, let's pretend mp motorsports is mclaren. hope my f1 reader! enthusiasts like this one 🩷

now playing slut! by taylor swift...

judebellingham

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judebellingham yeehaw 🤠

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yn.isracing whore. [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

yn.isracing save a horse ride a uhhhh [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

camavinga texas boy with a british accent, i've truly seen it all 💀

yn.isracing

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yn.isracing in my cowgirl era

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user91 NOOOO MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A BOYFRIEND IT'S SO OVER 😭😭

your.bsf whatever he's doing i can do better i swear

yn.isracing i can name a couple things idk

your.bsf i don't think i wanna know...

yn.isracing

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yn.isracing city of love <3

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your.bsf that should be me 💔💔💔

judebellingham 😝😝😝 [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

judebellingham croissant bag

yn.isracing yummy!

judebellingham j'aime les pieds 😍 [i like feet]

judebellingham my french professors told me it means pretty girl in french btw 🤭

camavinga 🤣🤣🤣

aurelientchm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jobebellingham who are u holding 🤨

yn.isracing some stray dog i found

jobebellingham so nice of you 🥰

judebellingham FUCK OFF ??? [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

judebellingham STOP SILENCING ME [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

judebellingham

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judebellingham some wannabe z lister (not me but you know)

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📌 judebellingham she's responsible for this caption btw

user22 jude soft launching his gf + her turning him into a swiftie was NOT on my 2023 bingo

user16 thank u for the roses bae xx

user77 me when i'm deluded

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yn.isracing i'll be home for quismois 🎅

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your.bsf finally i get my girl back damn

yn.isracing i never left u 🤸🏻‍♀️

your.bsf you did, for a m*n 😁

user44 i just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door 😫😫

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jude5updates jude was seen at winter wonderland with friends yesterday during christmas break

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user62 he was so sweet !! and the girl he was with was super pretty 👩🏻‍🦯

user11 that was me

user90 the dots are connecting...

user07 girl bffr, they could be just friends 🙄

user19 that's a lot of coincidences miss yn.isracing 🤨🤨

yn.isracing

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yn.isracing bitch don't tell me that you model if you ain't been in harper's bazaar or sum like that

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landonorris 😍😍

judebellingham back off shorty [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

judebellingham whoa

judebellingham drive me around pls

judebellingham doggy, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, in a box, on a table, against a wall [this comment has been deleted by yn.isracing]

yn.isracing bitch wtf

judebellingham

why do u keep deleting my comments :(

i just wanna love on my girl 😓

yn.isracing

because u lost your whole mind

you truly have no shame 💀

judebellingham

but you keep deleting my funny comments

ppl are gonna think i have no game

yn.isracing

well...

they wouldn't be wrong !

judebellingham

you know damn well...

how did i bag u then ?? uh !!?!;!?#;#(

yn.isracing

charity work from my end xx

judebellingham

i hate you

yn.isracing

no you don't

judebellingham

no i don't

i feel like i'm being reasonable tbh

i could bark in your comments

do you want me to bark in your comments ?

yn.isracing

NO ?????

maybe i do idk

judebellingham

furry 😧

but seriously tho

i don't like being a secret

i just wanna show off my gf idk

yn.isracing

:(

we agreed to keep it on the low for now

judebellingham

but i'm starting to regret it

it's so hard not to insult your teammate ❤️

yn.isracing

HE'S JUST BEING NICE

judebellingham

nooo he can fuck off

only i get to be nice to you

others have to bully you

i want to renegotiate our contract

yn.isracing

girl what contract are u talking abt

judebellingham

we don't have to post everything abt us

i just wanna show my appreciation properly

but still stay private

everyone knows anyways

pleaseeee 🥺🥺🥺

yn.isracing

wtf delete

the emojis i'm 🤢

i guess... maybe...

judebellingham

?????

yn.isracing

we can compromise...

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judebellingham passenger princess (me)

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📌 judebellingham she forced me to use this caption

jobebellingham stop lying now

yn.isracing oh i love you so very much

yn.isracing MY PERFECT BOYFRIEND WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRIVER'S LICENSE

yungfilly pretty girlfriend + personal driver is CRAZY

yn.isracing he's not paying me for the extra hours 😪

judebellingham i'm paying you in kisses, jokes and other tomfooleries 🙄

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yn.isracing that's a wrap for my rookie year in f1 + first win woooo. thank you of the support, see you next year 🤪

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mclaren here's to many more years and wins together ;)

judebellingham so so so so proud of you

judebellingham you're so good at everything it's so sexy of you whoa

jobebellingham have some shame

gioreyna down bad

judebellingham noooo she stole my phone wtf hahaha i never commented that lol

[vegafan69]

Lunya’s thoughts: Sam

OMG YAY WHOEVER SENT THIS I HOPE U GET 10 BITCHES

overall rating: 10/10

lore: 10/10

character development: 10/10

voice acting: yeehaw/10 this man is literally perfect

favorite audio: cuddly morning with your vampire mate gets interrupted | i’m not much of a sam girlie (gn) but i immediately thought of that audio. it’s cute, sexy, a relaxing audio away from all the angst and aggression

comments: i have a few lesbian friends (other than myself) and they are all whores for sam. and i completely understand why 😩 he’s caring, warm, his accent is on point, he’s hot and i’d ride him any chance i get. he was introduced as a rather errr sarcastic guy? but as the audios go on and we see his relationship with darlin evolve, we see him genuinely caring for them and eventually opening up to the pack as well!!

i’m gonna have to relisten to him, haven’t listened in a while. his life has always been chaos. being born into an abusive home, the turning, his grandma passing away and him not being able to attend the funeral…and yet he was able to find home in a a person who’s also pretty much troubled/chaotic themselves. sam is probably the most liked character in the channel and i can understand why.

please lmk if you have any comments/questions/things you’d like me to add!! i tried my best >.<

[rel312]

What I loved about WWDITS S5 Episode 7 (SPOILERS!!!):

Guillermo climbing!

“Twilight”

Guillermo turning in into a bat!

Laszlo just… fucking around and finding out with his experiments

Laszlo accidentally making Guillermo drink his own piss

“HWHATSoever”

“I’m not gonna give up on you” Laszlo

The… the animals… what?????

“Kill them” those are his children

Nadja teaching at night school

“Hey I’m walkin here”

“Burgers and fries, Mickey Mouse Mount Rushmore, yeehaw!”

“Somebody burned down the school, and that person was me” Queen

THEYRE CLONES??????

One of them coming from the wool in Guillermo’s sweater

Nandor and Colin Robinson joining Nadja’s class and refusing to leave

Lol I’m pretty sure I saw a post talking about how they wish Laszlo discovered night school so he can do science stuff and now he’s the only one not in the class

The guy being the water cooler

Guillermo not being able to kill the animals

Helen the Magic Woman

Nandor and Colin Robinson both getting up to teach

Guillermo’s reaction to the talking animals

“Nolej”

Colin Robinson’s whole vibe with the fedora as “the cool teacher”

Colin Robinson giving out condoms

Colin Robinson’s rap

The nut

The animals calling Guillermo Daddy

“Daddy Gemerno”

“I kinda made the froggy… pregnant” “I want raw meat”

“Our elders spoke of a prophecy of a one true Guillermo who saves us” huh???

“This fetching bitch is my beautiful daughter, you may lay with her” I can’t with this lmao

“Helen, I’m home”

The doughnut order

“I wank in there all the time, 30 minutes ago to be precise”

“Daddy, what is wank?” This episode is ridiculous

Colin Robinson on the guitar

Nandor being so obsessed with history”

Nadja calling back to the camera crew

The vamps’ stuff being on display at the museum cause they just never claimed it

“Property of Nandor”

Nadja figuring this out from a poster

“Helen the Magic Johnson”

“That is a keychain given to me by my mommy” he’s a mommy’s boy

Nandor being so upset about his diary being called fiction

Nandor getting so angry he knocks over the display because he was accused of never having sex

Guillermo accidentally killing the birds

Colin Robinson stealing the keychain for him and rewriting the plaque to be nice for Nandor

Nandor’s smile at knowing Colin Robinson is a good friend

Guillermo dropping the animals at a nursing home

Guillermo keeping Binky

[smolsix]

-blows dust off this blog-

So

Little Nightmares III, huh???

I was trying to avoid being excited about it because no solid release date and 2024 could be a few months from now or a year from now and Idk how long I can handle being so fuckin hyped for this game YEEHAW

BUT I CAN'T, I KEEP THINKING ABT THE GAME AAHAHHGAGA

so here are my thoughts, if you wanted to know

FIRST OF ALL, i am so glad that after we saw LTNM II we thought it'd be co-op but it was just an AI, that we finally get co-op! AND ONLINE TOO, i spent the first day worried it'd be shared screen same room situation since i wasn't trying to get my hopes up but then I realised I can just.. google it.. AND IT IS!!! ONLINE!! IDK WHO I AM GONNA PLAY IT W FIRST AAAAAAAA

anyways, you can definitely tell it's a new studio working on this game, the world feels mostly the same but the character designs themselves are definitely stylistically similar, but not the same. With Six especially, the MC designs were very simplistic and realistic but used colour (or for Mono, a single design quirk being the bag) to stand out against their backgrounds and against the enemies which are largely neutral colours. But these new ones feel... "over designed"? On their own they definitely aren't, but in comparison to Mono, Six, Seven, and even NPCs like the flashlight girl, they have a lot more going on (especially the little wrench kid, Idk which one is Alone and which one is Low yet btw OOP)

Despite it being a new studio and you can tell, new puzzles and environments, they're still doing their best to have the OGs vibes and whatnot to feel familiar, namely in the trailer they bring back the fuses, and the additional gameplay video there's a short scene with an environment with all the shelves you can find in LTNM 1s gnome section (the one with the cart that is affected by the Maws swaying).

But regardless, it still feels different enough my brain is still nervous about it. I also feel In A Way about Tarsier having LTNM II explode and their franchise getting the attention it deserves, only to have it stuck with Bandai and now it's going to likely explode again and they aren't involved. Idk how anyone on that team feels about it, but if it were me omg.

Also the only boss we've seen so far (i hope they add more and i def want some to be a surprise so im not gonna assume this is the only one for now) feels... out of place? it has the design qualities of a LTNM boss, but the size of it makes it more of a spectacle than a warped/corruption of an adult. All the previous bosses fit in their environment, we are the small ones and they are scaled to the world around them. This is the first time, outside monster Six who imo is a bit of an outlier anyways due to her circumstances, we're getting a boss who is this huge and doesn't even fit their own environment. I hope we get a lore reason for this in some way, because currently the boss doesn't have the same vibe as the others and it's throwing me off a bit. Don't get me wrong, it'll be terrifying, but looking at the picture as a whole they are sort of out of place for me rn. I don't hate the bitch either, I'm not gonna be like omg get rid of it or change it, but it does strike me as odd seeing it for now.

And yes the tall man is too tall for a lot of things, but he's not THAT big. He's more like yer tall guy who hits his head off doorways, which happens irl anyways LMAO

Little Nightmares primarily tries to capture the feeling of being a small child and how everything is big and scary, but a doll that huge is out of the realm of reality set up for us already. It's gone from scary corrupted animal to godzilla, if that makes sense.

OH AND THE MIRRORS ARE VERY LTNM COMICS OF THEM TEE HEE < 3

[petrichor-reminiscence]

my restoration thots

everything is gonna be under the cut just incase people havent seen it yet, so uh spoiler warning under the cut!

there were a lot of things that bothered me. enough that tbh i don't remember them all, but i wanna start this off with the positives and things i liked ^^

first of all, my favourite thing ever, TEX AND CHURCH FINALLY GOT THE ENDING THEY DESERVED! i actually screamed when caboose brought back tex instead of church actually, and the whole thing also about her being brought back in their memory instead of the directors? their memory of her always kicking their ass and winning and being strong and brave and oaisjdgoasg all of that? screaming actually screaming. and her and church walking away in the memory unit thingy into the distance and jsiogjasdgiojadsgiosdg they got their happy ending that i've always wanted for them and that makes me very happy.

also, the va for caboose, let's talk about him rq. ofc it sounded wrong to me, he wasn't the og caboose, it wasn't joel, but the guy tried his best and i absolutely love that for him. i think he did a pretty good job, especially since the poor guy had 17 fuckin seasons of iconic caboose to live up to so ofc no one is going to actually live up to that. he did pretty damn good and if i see any hate about him i will cry thank you.

now, onto things that i enjoyed kinda but also were just oaijdsgioasdjg ahhhh y'know?

first, sarge's death. ouch. owie ouch ouchies ow. that shit hurt man. i think they did it pretty well though, and the fact that he died protecting a blue?! gave simmons his shotgun and told him he was proud of him?! told grif he never gave up on him even when grif himself had?! oasjdgisadjgs. he's their dad, their dad fr. it broke my fucking heart, but i like how it was handled, i was decently satisfied with it. i like how they buried him back in blood gulch, where it all started. it felt really fitting.

also, the fact that they kept church dead. tbh i'm glad they did. i was thinking with their whole talking about memories around the campfire, like if it were to bring back church, tbh i wouldn't have liked it. his death in 13 wouldn't have been as meaningful, as impactful. plus, them bringing back tex who we haven't really seen since season 10? iconic i loved it they brought my wife back and i loved every fuckin second of it.

next, something i have big big big thoughts on that i don't know how to organise: wash's ptsd and everything. first off, finding out he'd been hallucinating doc the entire time?! fucking OWCHIES :( and like at the end when lina was talking to him and reminding him that these things weren't his fault and how it came across in visions of his other beloved freelancers showing up and talking to him? screaming actually. watching wash and his mental state and how everything unfolded hit particularly close to home for me, as a ptsd-havin bitch myself ^^; the way he was treated like he was fuckin crazy in the hospital made me sick to my stomach, and then finding out oh hey wait he actually is a bit crazy he's hallucinating doc because he blames himself for his death i'm like welp okay that's oaisdjgosadjgoisgj. just seeing how they handled that reminded me so much of things i've gone through myself, and idk if i'd say it was handled well or not but it was certainly handled in a way that's for sure ^^; might just be some of my internal biases because topics like this make me feel sick for personal reasons ofc, but uh yeehaw lol yeehaw.

also, meta tucker. screaming. the flashes of him pulling through while being controlled and him like apologizing to caboose and caboose being like 'i've already forgiven you for whatever you'll do' AOIGSDAIG YEOWZERS :( my brain hurts man. and with sigma too, sadly it wasn't elijah wood, but miles luna did a phenomenal job imo, it really sounded like og sigma to me and had me convinced they got elijah for the final season up until i saw the credits lol. also, the fact that there was such a lack of meta/tucker and wash interactions??? heresy. blasphemy. illegal. i will be beating my head against the wall thank you.

ALSO. LACK OF DONUT WAS FUCKING TRAGIC. but, ADMIRAL donut? proud of our boy for working through the ranks! but i'm so upset we didn't get to see him other than a simmons flashback/vision of him in a fuckin cheerleader outfit - which honestly? iconic. at least we got something.

and the last thought of the post, fuckin grimmons. grif and simmons. i'm gonna put my head through the wall osaidjgsioadjgsdiogjsdag. the way that the first thing simmons did as red team leader was set grif free because he's always known about how much he wanted to leave, 'if you love something let it go' or whatever oiasdgjdsoiagjsd. grif deciding to stay for the fight before heading out, their goodbyes and grif inviting him to visit even though he knows it's probably never going to happen but he had to try anyways, aiojsdgoisjgoisdjg i'm screaming crying throwing up actually. they should've made out though so rip for that missed opportunity :( i enjoyed the moments we got but i also wish we got more if that makes sense, y'know?

anyways that's all i have the mental energy to blab about for now, because oaisdgjodsiag agh y'know? drained from fuckin sobbing so much all day lmao i'm just a lil guy ^^;

might post a pt 2 to this though, copy-pasting the notes i took on my phone like while i was watching lmao. fair warning though it's a MESS because i was typing without looking plus a lot of autocorrect haha. i'll probably post it anyways though because i find it really funny tbh lol

[28dayslater]

I always bitch and moan about this phenomenon of yanks making noise in the cinema like there is just no damn reason you need to be cheering when Iron Man shows up or delivers his ICONIC line "time to Iron Man this bitch up" when people are trying to watch the film etc and so on and so forth. But I didn't know the Organic Mechanic was gonna be in Furiosa. And when he appeared on screen and I thought oh my god that's Angus Sampson I suddenly understood. I wanted to leap to my feet and hoot and holler. I wanted to shoot two pistols into the ceiling and yell yeehaw. In that moment I lived yankhood

[ultraviolet-explosion]

The Jerrick trap was something else alright. (Yeehaw's in the background)

I liked it... I would've wanted some more of Morty, that little drugdealer, once again, but it was awesome. It made me laugh.

I feel like season 7 is gonna be different, in a bold way. (like when Jerry slapped Rick's ass and he farted)

And I love how they have these small scenes that connects the episodes, like Memory Rick, trapped in Jerry's mind

And Jerrick... Those toned chests😂 the AI being a bad bitch like usual. I can't wait to see the other episodes.

[lucatielenjoyer]

it is 5am. I stayed up all night because my sleep schedule is fucked. Here's more soulsborne Ocs because fuck you (affectionate)

also if the title doesn't already indicate this shit is going to be basically 'how long can I type before falling asleep on my laptop' so yeeeaaaaahhhhhh have fun deciphering whatever the fuck I end up writing. Sorry in advance. Fellas under the cut

Most of these guys are gonna be Elden Ring because that's the one I have been playing the most recently. Getting right to it:

Garrett, Custodian of the Eternal City: Garrett was once an Astrologer, before the days where Radahn arrested the motion of the cosmos, and frequently sought to discover what his fate had in store for him. Rather humorously, all he could determine was that he'd do... Something. As fate would have it, despite what he would want you to think, Garrett was rather terrible at reading fortunes and fates within the stars.

When the war with the Giants came, Garrett lent his sorcerous prowess to the side of the Erdtree, relishing in the chance to potentially discover and learn more sorceries. At the time, he was known as 'The Archivist' due to his insistence on making multiple copies of his spell scrolls.

When the Tarnished were cast out from the Lands between, Garrett was indignant, like many others. This, coupled with lingering skepticism about the efficacy of Marika as a ruler, shattered what little faith he had in the Golden Order.

When he was called to the Lands between after centuries away from home, he returned only to rediscover that which once was his life's work: The scrolls upon scrolls of sorcery that he had meticulously documented.

During this Journey, he happened upon Ranni's scheme, and lent his aid to it. At least, until he delivered the Fingerslayer blade. After that, he saw neither Hide nor Hair of Ranni or her folk. Instead, he continued on his journey and became Elden Lord, although he was not content with ruling over the lands between. As such, he passed the mantle on to Nepheli Loux, who he thought more worthy, and descended into the Eternal City of Nokron, where it is rumored one can see him gazing at the endless sea of False stars from the Aqueducts.

lmao im tired now y'all only get one boy for the time being ig

good night (morning?) and happy mother's day to everyone who has an OC and feels like the term fits them. Remember to say hi to your mom (if she's cool) and all that jazz

yeehaw bitches

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

BABE! Will you please take one for all the southern girlies and write about josh dating a souther reader please! It doesn’t even have to be a fic I just need your thoughts!❤️

OH YEEHAW BITCH!

I think if Josh came to visit you and your home state while on tour, he'd love love love to go out and "do what the locals do."

I wanna take this man out! First things first, get my man into some cowboy boots. He's gonna wanna get something unique and I know it'd look so cute on him. Get him into some wrangler, God his ass in some wrangler jeans, I'm droolin'. Put him in a lil denim pearl snap shirt and a cowboy hat, probably straw because it's hot as hell down here.

We're getting some tex-mex and some strawberry margaritas! Chips and queso! I'm taking his ass dancing! We're going line dancing and teaching him how to two step and how to waltz. He'd be such a cute and giggly mess, staring down at your feet and trying to count his steps.

"I don't know what I'm doin-"

"No, you're great! Just let me lead!"

"But I'm the guy?"

"And you're a Yankee. I'm leading."

He just laughs, letting you take the lead, his face just lights up and his smile never fades. By the time Neon Moon rolls around, he's a pro. He'd love the way you sing along to all the words and the way your twang comes out when you talk to others who have an accent or when you sing country songs. He'll mock you lovingly,

"What'd you say?"

"Jalapeño?"

"No, you said 'Jalapeña' with an 'a'."

"Shut up."

Set up a bonfire and catch fireflies, make some smores, and listen to the crickets and frogs, cuddling next to each other on a blanket, drinking shiner beer, and looking at the stars. He'd find such beauty and serenity in the warm summer air. Taking him to a swimming hole and tubing. Day drinking and grilling out on the river with friends.

Josh would fucking love it at the rodeo oh my God. Get my man some funnel cake or frito pie and watch some bull riding? A perfect date, truly. I think Josh would love to be a cowboy honestly.

I wanna be his lil cowgirl 🥺

[hunterwritesstuff]

Vox??

Sure! He needs updating lol

Val -  “O-Of course I like working with you, Val!”(Tension)

Velvet - "I know, I know, I'll be there in five to calm him down."(Tension)

Hex - "He’s mine.”(Loved)

Husk - “Why work for him?”(Tension)

Shirley - “Hex seems to like you. So I guess you’re cool.”(Friendly

Ebony - “Y'know, there’s always a spot for a new worker at Voxtek!“(Tension)

Ranni - "Baa! Sorry, habit, my TV mimics the sounds of animals it sees, uh...howzit going?"(Friendly)

Alastor - "FUCK YOU.”(Rivalry)

Rosie - "So, uh...when're you-when're you gonna update your tech?"(Tension)

Orion - "Y'know, I think I can figure out a way so that you can see your family virtually!"(Friendly)

Charlie - “No thanks, Princess! I rather like my empire, thank you!”(Neutral)

Angel Dust - “Get out while you still can.”(Neutral)

Vaggie - “So…where’d ya get that spear?”(Tension)

Lute - “How about those wings of yours?”(Tension)

Adam - “Good work knocking my rival onto his ass, asshat.”(Hated)

Jax - “Ew. Gross.“(Hated)

Lucifer - “Ruler of Hell. Pretty cool, I guess.” (Tension)

Peter - "What are you hiding?"(Tension)

Astrid - "Too nice."(Tension)

Lilith - "Been gone for seven years."(Tension)

Eve - "Too old for me to care about."(Tension)

Dante - "Yeehaw."(Tension)

Bob - "Holy shit you are real."(Neutral)

Cain - "A bitch. He threw a brick at my fucking window the other day.(Hated)

Abel - "A nice kid."(Tension)

Hope ya enjoy! :D

[strideofpride]

Heyyy hear me out..a wonderful life hod au..or an au post series where something happens that causes the yeehaw six to have never fallen in love with their respective partners or remember each other except lemon

Okay, I wasn't entirely sure what you meant by this, but I'm choosing to interpret it as post series Lemon wakes up in 2011 Lemon's body:

I think the first thing she'd do, because she's not thinking about anyone else in this moment, is break things off with George so she can be with Lavon.

Lavon is thrilled of course, but George is a mess, and it causes a BIG capital M Mess. All of a sudden the Mayor and the Town Lawyer are basically in a blood feud, people take sides (Brick is on George's for sure), it's capital B Bad.

Pretending for a second that Wade and George being kind of at odds in the first few eps was purposeful and their lifelong friendship was not a retcon, Wade and George are not in a good place so Wade chooses Lavon which pisses George off since Lavon was the one who was the cheater and now things between Wade and George are a mess too.

And of course, Lemon's like "holy shit, what have I done. I didn't think this through and do it in a way to prevent all of this Mess."

And that's when Zoe Hart rolls into town.

George and Zoe get together almost immediately. Except it's also a mess because neither one of them are in a good place at all, not even a little bit.

And Wade and Zoe still have that attraction of course. But Wade's self esteem in 2011 is still so low, and to Wade even Complete Wreck George Tucker feels like a better option than himself. How could he ever compete with George? So, he doesn't. And becomes his asshole early s2 self.

And of course, AB is still married to Jake in all of this, who Lemon knows is gonna cheat, but how could you go to your bestest friend and be like "your husband is gonna cheat on you in six months, leave his ass now, also the ex-fiance I just publicly dumped is the man you're meant to be with" without sounding like a loon?

So, Lemon tells Lavon the truth. I'm from x years in the future and we're married and happy but none of this went down the way it was supposed to, please help me fix it.

Lavon is understandably skeptical but he does feel guilty about what he did to George and he hates seeing Wade like this and even his new tenant Zoe Hart seems like she's in a bad place so yeah, okay.

Together, they find a way to expose Jake before he even leaves AB, and then Lemon suggests George should be her divorce lawyer.

AB is just like..."what? You want me to use your mess of an ex-fiance, the corporate lawyer to be my divorce lawyer? Your ex fiance who I don't even like? "And Lemon's like "uh huh yeah you heard me bitch, George is the best man for the job".

And well, AB will admit that she was impressed by the big case George won against Fillmore last year, so okay yeah.

George is understandably confused. "We don't like each other and you took my ex's side in our very public break-up and cheered her on and also I'm not even a divorce lawyer???" But he never liked Jake Nass and he could use an easy win so okay fine. Why not?

While George and AB are forced to spend more time together by necessity, Lavon starts sabotaging shit back at the house, all in an effort to push Zoe and Wade closer (based off memories Wade had told Lemon over the years). He refuses to fix the fuse, claims both the carriage house and the gate house need to be fumigated at the same time so they're forced under one roof, etc. etc.

And since Lemon's hanging around more, by virtue of dating Lavon and all, she starts planting little bugs in Wade's ear. "You deserve better, you could be a great man, I know you secretly like Zoe but you're going about everything entirely the wrong way, etc. etc." Subtlety is not in Lemon's nature.

Lemon also makes an effort to befriend Zoe. There's no George between them now anyway. But of course, Lemon also takes advantage to place some doubts in Zoe's head about George. "And I dated the man for fifteen years, so I know what I'm talking about!" And of course, to not so subtly nudge her towards Wade.

It turns out, getting Wade & Zoe and George & AB together like this is not that hard. By being forced to spend all that time together (plus with Lemon's manipulations), they are able to have the space they need to fall for one another. Zoe and George have a very amicable, "yeah, this was really just a rebound break-up" and that's that.

Getting the bad blood dissolved between the guys is much harder. Specifically between George and Lavon even though Lavon has apologized a thousand times by now. It takes the entire town to be like "George you're so much happier now anyway with AB! You and Lemon never would've worked out! Also we're really really tired of only being able to go to certain places in town" because the entire town took sides like that episode in Gilmore Girls where certain businesses were Team Luke and some were Team Lorelai and you couldn't patronize businesses of the opposite team.

And so the hatchet is reluctantly buried for the sake of the town. Things aren't quite the same, but they're still good. The end.

[theatricuddles]

[ID: Art of various scenes of Dana Scully, a pale-skinned woman with chin-length red hair. In the first sketch, she has a confused expression and is wearing a black shirt as she says “Please explain the scientific nature of the whammy”. In the second sketch, she is wearing safety goggles, scrubs, and a black apron and holding a scalpel as she says “Yeehaw”. In the third sketch, she is wearing a black shirt and screaming, “If he dies because of what you’ve done, I’m gonna gas you out of this life, you son of a bitch”. In the fourth sketch, she is sipping from a glass of wine in a bubble bath as she says over the phone, “I’m, uh, packing.” In the fifth sketch, she is wearing a purple jacket and reading from a book entitled “From Outer Space” with an alien smoking a cigarette on the cover.]

Dana Scully's iconic moments

[ithisatanytime]

T.H. Express - (I'm) On Your Side (BabRoV Remix)

did you notice the shot of big fat titties at about one minute and twenty seconds? how could you not, and while schindlers list was the first major hollywood motion picture about the holocaust there were minor productions and tv specials that they showed in school, and about HALF of them which i saw in elementary and middle school depicted scenes of full frontal nudity, i mean i guess you have to right? you cant just shoot the women from the shoulders up how the fuck else are we gonna know they are naked? what the hell is context bitch im 11 years old and im looking at nipples and bush i dont care! hell yeah! yeehaw!

 that is one of the major criticisms of oppenheimer which recently hit the theaters, i havent seen it and i never fucking will, but i hear people talk about the hardcore fucking scene in it and everyone being like “why?” the answer is because they are a slimey disgusting “people” they are lies in human shape, thats why jesus said their father was the father of lies, and when he speaketh a lie he speaketh of his own, thats what he was saying, he wasnt just flourishing for poetic effect, he was accurately describing what they are, lies that look like people, talk like people, luckily they die like people too

[sonikkudomoved]

@incineratos​.

when he was growing up, there was no such thing as a sick day — a ninja must learn mind over matter, after all, which meant you were treated the same way if you had pneumonia or the sniffles ... that is to say, exactly as you were when you were healthy. this philosophy is supposed to make you live to be stronger, & if nothing else, the immune system gets a boost from those ragged formative years. truth be told, sonic never gets sick. he didn’t for a long time, anyway.

there’s no one to make him get up & train all day now, though. there also aren’t any people to be protected ( or killed ) for a quick buck. why the hell not take the day off? there’s no cure for the common cold, so he marches to the supermarket in his pajamas, decidedly slower than usual — he’s not used to feeling like utter shit — in his pace. he has a list of things he needs to get, since he doesn’t make much time to go out shopping, if any at all. the ideal items range from bottled water to salmon, but mostly, he just wants to purchase everything in existence which says it just might alleviate his symptoms, which he’s feeling more than one too many of. his first stop is orange juice, but he halts his shopping cart prematurely when he catches sight of genos; standing right in front of the object of his desire, no less.

muttering something vulgar under one too-hot breath, he braves onward towards the cyborg, waiting for the juice & squinting like a snake might squint at a rat. ❝ don’t look at me ... ❞