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Take It Out On Me Part 21 (Steddie X Plus Size Reader)

A/N: Ok so I wanted to do kinda like a Scream like thing but didn't realize until I started writing this out that I'm limited by the technology of the 80s lol But I made it work with what I had lol I hope you enjoy.

There is a 2 year time jump from the last chapter.

Warnings: Daddy Steve/ Sir Eddie & Sub Fem Plus Size Reader; SMUT, of the rougher variety, they are roleplaying and she asks them to be this way and scare her, spitting, choking, slapping, spanking, threatening, brief knife play (they tear off her dress), public play (in the school after hours), handcuffs, FLUFF near the beginning and very end (aftercare is given of course <3 ), ANGST, this is a role-play and everyone has given consent especially the reader, I WOULD NEVER WRITE A VERSION OF THESE TWO THAT WOULDNT STOP IF SHE SAID THE SAFE WORD!, they do call her and threaten her over the phone, she's chased down a hallway, lots of intimidation.

Word Count: 4198

Two years had passed since the incident with Eddie’s mom and he seemed to be doing so much better. He had really been focusing in on his music and Corroded Coffin spent every other night practicing and doing whatever they could to save money for some studio time. 

Steve still worked at Family Video with Robin but he had been looking into other alternatives like opening his own business. His friend and her current girlfriend had suggested the three of them start a non-profit to help kids who were kicked out of their homes or on the run due to unfortunate circumstances. You three understand that better than most and that was one of her greatest fears when it came to telling her family about her sexuality. 

You were on your senior year at college and ready to graduate. Taking Steve’s advice (and Eddie’s adamant approval of the idea), you majored in teaching with a minor in English hoping to teach high school kids in the future. Your courses required an internship and one teacher at Hawkins High was more than accommodating. 

“Y/N! Always good to see you. How are the other troublemakers?”

“They’re good, Mr. C. I do have a favor to ask if that’s alright.”, you giggle.

As soon as Eddie found out, he was so overjoyed like a kid in a candy store. 

“Mr. C! How’s my favorite teacher?!”

“Jesus Christ. Hello, Mr. Munson. How can we help you today?”, he sighed.

He always acted annoyed but you knew he cared about the metalhead like he did all his other students. 

“Oh, I’m just here to have lunch with the love of my life. Sweetheart, get out so you don’t get too jealous.”

You laugh at his antics as the teacher rolls his eyes. 

“It’s been 5 years.”, you announce as Steve steps into the living area, drying his hair. 

“Uh, I’ve been in the shower for like 15minutes but okay.”

“No, you goof. It’s been 5 years since we got together. Well, I mean, since you cornered me in a classroom.”, you giggle.

“And fucked you till your eyes rolled. You’re welcome.”, Eddie sasses from his spot by the window. 

“Is there a particular reason you wanted us to know that? Did you want to do something, honey?”, the other man asks as he leans against the counter. “We didn’t have something planned already because I thought we decided our official anniversary was when we officially got together a year after.”

“I know, Daddy. I just…it’s 5 years. I feel we should do something to commemorate it right?”

The metalhead tosses out his cigarette and closes the window before coming over to sit beside you on the couch. 

“What did you have in mind?”

Biting your bottom lip, you head for the case of movies and grab a couple before handing them to Eddie. 

“These are all scary movies. Well except this one about the girl stalking the guy.”

“Yeeeeah. I, um, I was thinking we could try that…like role play.” Both men exchange a look you can’t read and you immediately feel yourself get self-conscious. “I was just thinking you know? Those first few times when we were together like that first night or even the night you two snuck into my room the end of junior year. That was so hot. Not to say, what we do now isn’t hot. Just that—”

A palm comes up from behind you to cover your mouth and you lean back into Steve’s warm chest. 

“You’re over thinking again.”, he grins. “I mean, we can try it. Do you want us to go that far?”, he asks pointing towards the movies in his friend’s hand. “How far is too far?”

“Don’t hurt, hurt me. No like punching or cutting my skin or anything. When I think about it, you guys doing this to me, more than anything…I want you to scare me.”

Eddie’s head ticks to the side at your statement. “Why? No. Why?”, he repeats when you shrug.

“It’s a different level of control, I guess. That first night, I wasn’t scared of you. I was scared of how you made me feel but I’ve never been afraid of you.” You smile when Steve softly kisses your cheek.

“If we do this, I think we should set some ground rules now. We already have one which is no punching or cutting. Of course, we would never do that, sweetheart.” The long-haired boy flashes you a comforting grin before he continues. “If we’re dropping into this headspace, Y/N, that means we probably won’t be asking you for a color but that doesn’t mean you can’t say them or the safe word. Promise us if at any point you feel uncomfortable you’ll use it.”

“I promise, Sir. 100%.”

“What about you, Stevie? Anything you can think of?”

“Not that I can think of.”

Eddie nods in agreement. 

“Alright, baby. Your wish is our command.”

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For the next week, you let your imagination run wild with what they could be planning. Everything ran like normal and nothing they did stood out to you to trigger the notion for you that the game was about to begin. You gave them free reign to choose the time and date but the anticipation was killing you. 

That following Friday, you had called to tell them you would be staying late at the school to work on some stuff for Mr. C who had to leave earlier that day to take care of his sick wife. Wearing your Walkman and listening to the mix tape Eddie had made you for your birthday awhile back, you hummed as you graded papers. 

The phone on the desk ringing abruptly startles you as you grab your chest and yank off your headphones. Thinking it may be one of the boys, you answer without hesitation. 

“Hello? Mr. Castillo’s classroom.”

“Hello there. Well, don’t you sound sweet. Is he available?”, a deep voice you didn’t recognize asked. 

“I’m sorry. He’s out for the evening. Can I take a message?”

“Oh, honey. No need to worry. I can just try again later.”

“Alright. Well, have a good night.”

“Wait a minute. If he’s gone why are you there?”

“I’m Mr. Castillo’s teaching intern but he had a family emergency so I’m just helping him get things done. Are you sure I can’t take a message or something?”

“No. I can deliver it myself. I’d rather talk to you.”

“Look, if this isn’t school related and you don’t want to leave a message I’m going to have to hang up.”

“Ooo so sassy. I love it. Sounds like you need someone to teach you, Miss Teacher. Give you a lesson on respect.”

“I don’t respect assholes. I’m ending this conversation. Don’t call again or else.”

“Or else what?”, he chuckled causing a chill to run down your spine. 

“Fuck off.” You slammed down the phone but you still felt uneasy. Dialing the apartment, you prayed one of them was home but to your dismay no one picked up. As soon as you placed the receiver back on its dock, it rung again. “H-Hello?”

“Don’t ever hang up on me again, Y/N.”, the voice growled and you quickly rose to your feet in panic at the sound of your name. 

“I-I just called my boyfriend’s. They are on their way right now so you should j-just leave.”

“Aw, sweetheart. You think Eddie and Steve can save you? That’s so cute.”

“Don’t mock me. They take care of me!” You try to control the tears of fear that threaten to fall as you remain as confident sounding as possible. 

“Oh, little one. Trust me. Your Master and Daddy can’t protect you from us.”

“Fuck you!”

“That’s the plan, pretty girl, and with that sexy ass dress you have on, it won’t be hard.”

You dropped the phone and ran out of the classroom towards the front door of the school. Tugging on it aggressively, you whined when it wouldn’t budge. The phone in the front office blared loudly making you scream. Shakily, you headed towards it, sobbing as you put the speaking to your ear. 

“Where do you think you’re going, little girl? It’s just us three tonight, baby. NO ONE is coming to save you.”

“Please…” The voice snickers at your pleading.

“Let’s play a game, Y/N. Run and hide but if we catch you we fuck you.”

“W-W-Why? If you can see me, just fucking get it over with!”

“I like the idea of you thinking there’s hope when there isn’t.”

He laughs again, making you angry. 

“No. I won’t play your game. F-Fuck you.”

The growl that flowed through had your knees weaken as panic once again flowed through you. 

“Run. Now.”

“NO!” 

The line disconnected and you stifled your sobs as you slowly tiptoed back out into the hallway. A throat clearing startled you as you turned to see a tall figure dressed from head to toe in all black, his face except for his eyes and mouth were covered. A sinister smile spread as he pulled a knife from his pocket and flashed it in your direction, taunting you as he wiggled it between his fingers. 

The man bolted forward and you ran in the opposite direction like you had never run before. Yanking open the auditoriums doors, your goal was to hide in the sound booth and lock yourself in but as soon as you ran across the stage, however, you were met with another figure dressed the same way as the other sitting haphazardly in one of the auditorium seats. 

His legs were crossed as his arms hung over the backs of the chairs with a smug grin on his face. It was almost like he was expecting you to come this way. 

Long arms tackle you from behind and you fight back as the other man wrestles you to the floor of the stage. While he tries to pin your arms down, you get in one good smack across his slightly more protected cheek before he responds by doing the same. Dizzy by the force, you allow him to get the upper hand as he turns you on to your tummy and pressed his knee into your back as he moves around behind you. 

You whimper as your arms are tugged behind your back and you hear the clinking metal before leather is wrapped around both your wrists handcuffing you in place. 

The figure in front of you all too casually stands up and walks up to the stage, kneeling down slightly so his face was level with yours.  

“Boo.”, he teases, laughing when you cringe away. Sighing, he reaches for his mask and pulls it off his face, exhaling in pleasure at the cool air. 

Your eyes quickly took note of Eddie’s features. His own eyes were dark like they normally where when you played rough but there was a coldness behind them that made the little girl inside you tremble. 

“Jesus. Do you know how long it takes for people to fully empty this building? I thought we were never going to be alone.”

You feel movement behind you again and right as you glance behind you Steve pulls off his mask as well. 

“Yeah, man, but we have her now.”

Wiggling underneath his hold, he turns you on to your back and straddles his legs over your waist.

“STOP moving, God damn it. We gave you a chance to run and hide but you didn’t want to play.”, he growled as he pointed a finger in your face. Like with Eddie, Steve’s eyes were different; darker. They both exuded a new type of confidence that had your pussy clenching between your thighs. “Nothing to say now that we’re in front of you, huh, little girl? Where did all that sass go?”

“Hm. I don’t think she’s there yet, Steven.”

“What do you mean?”

“Little girl here seems to think she’s still in some kind of control. Don’t you, babe?”, Eddie mocks making you cringe. “See. That right there.” His head tilts as his palm reaches out to grab your throat. “That little face she made. I don’t know what your boyfriends have been letting you get away with but it won’t happen here. Do you understand me?”

“Yes.”

You gasped as his hand tightened its grip. 

“Yes what?”

“Yes, I understand.”, you choke out as he releases you. 

They both chuckle as the man above you manhandles you back onto your stomach and tugs on your hair as he guides you to your knees. With one hand, Steve fumbles with his belt buckle and hastily unzips his pants before pulling out his cock that was now level with your face.

“Open.” You shook your head at his command, wincing when he pulled back on your hair. “I wasn’t asking. Open your mouth.”

Eddie slides onto his knees beside you, reaching under the bottom of your dress, and runs his fingers through your folds. 

“Little slut is so wet but won’t do as she’s told.”, he sighs with a condescending tone. “Open your mouth.” You don’t move or say anything even when the metalhead shoves two of his digits into your entrance. Steve’s angry eyes remain locked on yours, smirking when he sees them flutter as you try to do everything you can to keep your moans from escaping out of your mouth. 

“Open, Y/N.”

When you don’t respond, he thrusts into you faster and you feel your body quickly running towards that ledge. Just as you were about to fall, however, he stopped his movements making you whine in your throat. 

“Ready to behave?”

You did something then that you would never do with Eddie and Steve under any normal circumstances. In a defiant gesture, you spit in the long-haired boys face. After wiping it with his hand, he shifts his gaze back to you and flashed you smile that made your blood run cold (and your pussy drench around his still fingers).

“Oh we’re going to have so much fun with you, little girl.”

Eddie pumped his fingers again at a fast pace as you struggled to catch your breath. Right now, you were breathing mostly through your nose but it wasn’t enough with how he was building you up. When he stopped again, tears ran down your cheeks. Once he felt like your pending orgasm had fully dissipated, he started over but this time his thumb reached up to message your clit. 

You couldn’t stop it from happening. Your mouth opened as you let out a loud moan and Steve took the opportunity to guide his cock into your mouth. Eddie removed his fingers, making you jump as he lightly smacked you between your legs. 

Trying to move your head back, the metalhead held you in place as the other boy began thrusting his hips. 

“Fuck me. Her mouth feels so good. Hold her still.”

“Don’t worry. I’m not letting her go anywhere.”

“Shit. How do you think I-I should take her, man? I’m just dying to feel that pussy.”

“It’s up to you, dude. She’s our toy to use how we please. Little whore can handle anything, can’t you, babe?”

Drool dribbled down your chin as the boy continued to fuck your face making him groan at the sight. 

“Fuck, I need her now.” After pulling out his cock, you were pushed back down onto the stage, freezing when you felt steel touch you skin. “Don’t move.” 

You heard the sound of tearing fabric and shivered when the cold air caressed your skin as your now cut apart dress was tossed aside. Grabbing your hips, you were tugged backwards towards Steve who was now on his knees as well. 

Lining himself up, he roughly pushed his cock into your dripping cunt and you both mewled as he held you tightly against him. 

Hearing the clinking of another belt buckle grabbed your attention as you lifted your head to see Eddie sauntering towards you. 

“If you cum, when it’s my turn, I’m going to make sure that you’re sore between your legs for the next month. Do I make myself clear?”

“J-Jesus. She fucking liked that.”

His head slanted as he waited for your answer. Eddie knew you believed he was telling the truth because he saw the one thing you asked for push through your gaze; fear. 

“Yes, Sir. I understand.”

“I’m going to help keep your mind distracted.” His pants fell to his ankles as he stroked his cock a few times in front of your face. “Open.”

This time you didn’t argue or protest as you opened your mouth wide and encased your lips around him. The metalhead’s ringed hand rested behind your head as it bobbed along his length. 

“Come on, little girl. You can do better than that.” Suddenly, you felt another palm land on your hair and forcibly moved your head for you, making you gag as his cock hit the back of your throat. “You can take it all. We know you can.”

You tried keeping up with the pace they set for you but every time your head didn’t go low enough, Steve pushed you into the other boy’s lap causing you to drool and spit all over him. 

“You love this don’t you, you little whore. You like to spit.”, Eddie sneered, licking his lips while you whimpered around him. 

Steve’s thrusts started to falter, giving you sense of pride knowing he was about to cum and you hadn’t yet but your relief was short lived when he reached around and rubbed your clit with his fingers. You pushed back against their hands as your head hung in front of you. 

“No! I’m…I’m not supposed to cum. Please!”

The man ignored you as he continued till he grunted and coated your walls with his release. As he aggressively pounded into till he was empty, your own body trembled in his hold as the coil broke and you came.

Calloused fingers lifted your face from under your chin to meet Eddie’s oddly calm features. 

“Did you just cum even though I said you couldn’t?”

“I-I-I’m sorry. I tried. I tried so hard. Please.”, you cried.

Steve backed away as Eddie leaned over you to unhook your handcuffs. You took the opportunity to your advantage, resting your head in the nook between his neck and shoulder as you sobbed while continuing to apologize.

“You wanna help me, man?”

Taking hold of your hair, the metalhead walked towards the front of the stage before letting you go to jump down. Something grabbed your shoulder and your body was slammed down flat onto your back as Steve grabbed your wrists, bringing your arms above your head so he could restrain you with the handcuffs once again.

Eddie hovered over you, eyes scanning your sweaty features. 

“Open your mouth and stick out your tongue.” After doing what he commands, you watch with wide eyes as he spits between your lips. “Since you love spit so much, hang onto that for me. If you can keep it in there till I say, I may actually let you cum.”

Standing to his full height, he lifts one of your legs over his shoulder and you whine as he guides himself into you entrance. 

True to his word, his hips slam into yours with rough abandon, your eyes squeezing shut as you focus on not swallowing the nicotine flavored salvia that currently rests on you tongue. Steve’s palms slide down your arms to your breasts eliciting a soft moan as his fingers graze your nipples. 

Eddie’s tip abuses your g-spot, overwhelming you with a feeling of euphoria that has tears falling down your face.

"Fuck! Your pussy feels too good.”, he groans as he spanks your ass, slowing his pace. “Look at me, little girl.” When you don’t move, he leans over you and lightly slaps your cheek. “Look at me.”

Your eyes flutter open and they both can’t help but smirk at your fucked out, glassy eyed expression. 

“Swallow.”

Nodding, you do it and open your mouth for him to show you listened. 

“Good girl. You wanna cum?”, Eddie coos as his nose softly caress your own.

“Please.”

“That’s it, baby. Beg me. Beg me to make you cum.”

“Mmm—please. I need you to make me cum again. I want to cum so bad, Sir, please.”

The metalhead’s mouth fell open as he thrust into you with purpose while his thumb came down to play with your clit.

“Shit. Cum with me, Y/N. I want to—mmm— fill you up as your tight little pussy clings to me.”

When you nod you head, his thumb moves faster against your nub and after a few more aggressive thrusts, you stumble over the edge right as rope after rope of his seed warms your insides.

The room goes quiet and all that can be heard is the two of you panting for air. 

“Baby girl.”, Steve whispers above you in a much softer tone than before. “Can you open your eyes for me, honey?”

When you do what he asks, you are meet with his gentle and love filled face. 

“There she is. Are you ok? Do you need anything?”

“C-Can you free my hands, Daddy?”

“Shit. Yeah, of course. I’m sorry.” 

While he removed your restraints, Eddie grabbed a bag that was in one of the auditorium chairs and jumped up beside you onto the stage.

“Drink this, sweetheart.”

“Can you help me, Sir? My arms kinda hurt.”

“Yeah, pretty girl. I can help you.”

Placing the water bottle by your lips, he guides your head back as you chug down the liquid.

“Now, did you want to shower here or at home? We can head towards the gym or—”

“I’d like to go home please. I’m sleepy.”

“I can imagine. Do you think you can walk?”

“I can carry her. Just run to the classroom real quick and grab her stuff. We’ll meet you at the van.”

#############

A small smile remained painted across your lips while the three of you sat in the bathtub as they cleaned you. 

“I don’t think she’ll be coming down from cloud 9 anytime soon.”, Eddie chuckled. “I assume we did good?”

“Very good.”

“Nothing felt over the line?”, Steve asked. 

“No. It may be too rough for an everyday thing but…for special occasions…”, you giggle. “Did I cross a line?”

“No, honey. What would make you think you might of?”

When you and Eddie exchange a look, his grin grows as he bends forward to kiss your lips. 

“You didn’t bother me, princess. It’s not like you normally go around spitting in my face. It was kind of hot if I’m being honest.”

“I just hope you know I wouldn’t normally disrespect you like that.”

“We know.” 

After comforting touches and delicate kisses, they help you out of the water and get you in comfortable pajamas before leading you to the bed. Climbing in beside you, Eddie wraps his arms around your waist as you lay your head on Steve’s chest. 

“Y/N, can I ask you something?”

“Of course, Daddy.”

“What we did tonight…that’s not how you viewed us that first night 5 years ago, is it?”

“No, baby. Not even close. You were rough with me but you didn’t scare me like that. I’ve always felt safe with you…even when I thought you two were assholes. Can I ask you both something?”

“Always, sweetheart.”, Eddie soothed as he tenderly kissed your shoulder. 

“What made you two decide to make a move that night? How did you know I’d respond to you the way I did?”

“Short answer? Hope.”

Steve smiled when you giggled at his response. 

“There were so many times you could have said something to rat us out but you never did. When I first spoke to you in detention or when Stevie threatened to spank you, you didn’t tell Mr. C at all. We…we’ve never told you this but we watched you when he asked you to stay behind to put everything away.”, the metalhead elaborated. 

“You had this extremely adorable, concentrated look on your face until you came back to get your things. As you walked off the stage, you were smirking. We selfishly thought maybe it was because of us so we took a short cut to a classroom and the rest is history.”

Keening into his chest, you placed a soft kiss on his skin before lifting Eddie’s hand that was intertwined with yours to your lips so you could do the same. Steve rolled onto his side, gently moving your hair and petting your head as he watched you gradually fall asleep. 

“Hey, Munson?”

“Harrington?”

“Do you have any plans this weekend?”

“Not that I know of besides work. Why?”

“I was thinking, maybe, you and I can go look at houses. See how much they cost so we can start saving and surprise Baby Girl here. She deserves a house.”

Eddie grinned as he reached over and patted his friend’s shoulder. 

“Sounds like a plan, man.”

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5 Random (Sometimes Brief) Hyperfixations of Mine

One of the fun things about being autistic isn’t just the hyper fixations that become part of your official lore, but also the weirder, sometimes brief obsessions that really came and went. Maybe not necessarily what might form your core interests, but still a good-sized part of you.

They formed a strong camp in your brain for about 2-3 months, maybe even a little longer, and then just left as you developed a new obsession… And you sometimes get the urge, years later, to revisit some of those things… Or maybe they are still firm interests of yours, but they’re just in your massive file cabinet room that forms up most of your electric head meat... sharing space with a gazillion other things…

I’ll share some of mine with you today, on this Disability Pride Month. (Yeeehoo! I get two Pride months in a row!)

MAPS/ATLAS/GLOBES - As far back as first grade, 1998/99, I was really into how road layouts worked. Just how all the roads I was on, they looked like interlocking noodle grids when seen from above... And how maps and atlases, carefully done up by people, depicting them. I would get lost for hours in one of my dad's county atlas books, and soon I began to know where everything was. Which exit took you to which, etc. As you could imagine, I really really like SIM CITY and stuff like that back in the day.

But also maps in general. A playground my dad took me and my sister to had a painted U.S. map on the pavement, and I remember learning my states through that before school taught me all of that, or that episode of ANIMANIACS. I had at least one globe as a child, too, and was often mesmerized by it. Learning all the different countries around the world... Fun stuff, and because of that, I can name countries adults older than me (I'm 31 and a 1/2) have never even heard of... Yeeeeah, kinda concerning? Anyways, I think the street maps will always be the ones I liked the most. I still find them fascinating, especially when there are overhead maps of environments in video games. Could stare at those aaaaall day.

THE TITANIC - I think us autistics and neurodees all had THAT phase at one point in our lives. Titanic, Greek mythology, Ancient [Insert Civilization Here]… In third grade, in the year 2000, my class had a unit on the Titanic. I had already been aware of the Titanic because of that little 1997 indie movie that few people heard of, but that was just something in the background for me. I remember hearing the Celine Dion song incessantly on the radio, too. (Not complaining, I think it’s a lovely song.)

From there, the design of the ship fascinated me, and I got into Titanic for a little bit. I had a big coffee table book about the ship, and found what had to have been a clearance copy of the 1996 PC game TITANIC: ADVENTURE OUT OF TIME. I played that A LOT, it’s a favorite of mine, a fascinating and sometimes ominous alt-history sort of suspense/mystery adventure. I also had this random VHS about the Titanic, I couldn’t tell you what it was… It wasn’t the 1950s Titanic movie, it was some black-and-white, almost documentary-like look at the ship? I remember just getting that VHS somewhere, and I have no idea where it went… By early-to-mid 2001, I think that phase sorta set sail…

LENNY LOOSEJOCKS - The adventures of a string cheese-looking Aussie and his canine Donga, LENNY LOOSEJOCKS came from an indie flash game site called Ezone. Launched in 1995, I remember spending quite some time on that site around 2000/01-ish (you know, in the dial-up days of Internet), playing the variety of weird little games they had. Of all the LENNY LOOSEJOCKS games, the one I played the most was the cosmic one, LENNY LOOSEJOCKS IN SPACE.

I was aaaaall about that for some time, and while I had already learned about the Solar System in school (and was subsequently fascinated by all of that), this just made me appreciate it all even more. Each planet had a unique atmosphere and look to it, and the lack of music and the ambience really immersed me into those planets- I know, I’m talking about some flash game that inspired me greatly as a kid, not STAR WARS or whatever cool kids who had “actual” childhoods grew up with, lol. Anyways, yeah, this was my STAR WARS, my Roman Empire, something like that. I probably write so much cosmic/space/galactic stuff largely because of this game.

DRACULA - This one’s rather weird, I think it was spurred by a Hostess commercial from around late 2001/early 2002 where an ersatz Dracula transforms into a bat and flies headfirst into a neon sign that resembles Hostess’ signature telephone cord-looking cupcakes. I found a VHS of the 1931 Bela Lugosi DRACULA sitting around (not sure how that got into my orbit), and just sorta started drawing and writing a lot of horror-tinged, weird vampire stuff for a little bit. I remember whenever I’d play with my Casio keyboard back in the day, there was a pitch shifter wheel of sorts. I remember pressing the keys on the organ setting and using that dial to make it sound like a distorted horror movie soundtrack. From a beat-up film print. Even 9-year-old me in early 2002 picked up on those sorts of things.

I’ve always had a thing for the dark, the macabre, the gothic, and such. Even went as a vampire for a few Halloweens. I also remember doing a book report (this is around fourth grade) for the book DRACULA DOESN’T DRINK LEMONADE, from the series THE BAILEY SCHOOL KIDS. I just thought the idea was pretty cool and creepy, and to this day? I still think vampires are pretty cool, and I sometimes incorporate them into what I write.

THE ROAMING GNOME - Around the mid-2000s, Travelocity - the online travel agency - ran a series of commercials featuring a little garden gnome with an offscreen voice. I caught a couple of the commercials circa summer 2005, one where he get zapped across a room by an electrical outlet…

And another where he gets hit by a cart at the airport…

12-year-old me thought these were the height of comedy GOLD. I quoted these constantly, and it was to the point where one of my uncles went out of his way to buy me… A whole-ass GNOME. And we had that at my dad’s place for a little while, I think it got chipped up over time or stored away somewhere. I’d love to find it again, if it’s all in one piece lol.

[krakaslaug]

I'm so confused... why do people like lotl and think we're getting any points with this band? The lyrics don't make any sense or have any meaning, they sing with a terrible german accent (just sing german at that point) and they don't really commit to the metal genre. The only thing they got going for them is their vibe/look. I mean, please enlighten me, maybe I got it wrong since so many germans seem to like them lol

I should probably preface this by saying that they've been a long time favourite band of mine so I'm super biased and can only give you my subjective opinion so yeahhh...

I genuinely think they make great music and I think none of your arguments actually are arguments. For one, I don't think the accent is that bad. It's way worse when they're just talking instead of singing lol, and it doesn't impact the overall quality of the music at all. There's worse things than having an accent. Personally I find Chris Harms' voice very soothing actually, at times operatic and strong when he does scream vocals. I think they're all good with their instruments too.

Them not committing to the metal genre is also not a real critique imo? They're very self-aware of where they stand in the scene, there's plenty of instances where they make jokes about it themselves (even in the esc bewerbungsgespräch video itself) and they've said themselves that they just want to do what they want, that they want to be their most authentic and that had them happen to fall somewhere into glam metal. Idk if you just mean Blood and Glitter in particular but there's a lot of variety in their songs from way heavier stuff to songs like See You Soon. Blood and Glitter, I would say, is a lot more "mainstream" even, so it just rides that line.

The song itself is about life btw. Chris Harms said himself that the Blood part is nothing negative. It's about life that flows through you. The glitter, the beauty of life and experiences. The up and down of life.

And yeah. Of course their looks play a part in it.

I guess overall - and I mean no disrespect to any of the other contestants. I found positive things about all of them (except maybe Ikke Hüftgold...) - but we had the choice between not one but two Sad Boy Ballads and other songs that were pretty generic within their own genres. And with LotL Germany would send something interesting again. Something that is not pop, that's a little heavier, flashier and sticks out with both visuals and sound. Especially after the whole thing around Electric Callboy last year where the critique was that the other six songs were all the same with little to no variety at all. So even if LotL hadn't won this, I think, personally, that this year was a huge improvement to last year. But as a fan I'm incredibly happy!

I'll stop here because I feel like I'm justifying myself when I don't have to, and I happened to see that I'm not the only one who got this exact ask, so yeeeeah. I'm love them sorry not sorry. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to ramble for a bit hehe

[leffee]

Vinnie had always led a quiet life, preferring the comfort of routine over any excitement. But one fateful day on the bus, everything changed.

It started with a simple misunderstanding. A crowded bus, a jostle for space, and before he knew it, a stranger’s fist collided with his face. The pain was sharp, unexpected, yet strangely exhilarating. As he nursed his bruised cheek, Vinnie realized something unsettling—he didn’t hate it.

Curiosity gnawed at him like an itch he couldn’t scratch. What was it about pain that felt oddly satisfying? Over the next few days, the memory haunted him, compelling him to seek out situations where pain lurked.

At first, it was innocent enough—watching videos of extreme sports, testing his endurance with spicy foods, but soon, these minor thrills weren’t enough. Vinnie found himself wandering into rougher parts of town, seeking out confrontations, looking for that rush of adrenaline that came with a punch to the gut or a shove against the wall.

He knew it was wrong, that he was playing with fire, but the craving for pain was relentless. It became a game of dare with himself—how far could he push before it was too much? Each fight, each altercation fed a hunger he couldn’t explain, a dark desire that grew with each bruise and cut.

Friends noticed the change. Some tried to intervene, but Vinnie brushed them off, unable to articulate the turmoil within. He wasn’t a masochist, he reasoned; he just needed to feel alive in a way he never had before.

One night, after a particularly brutal scuffle, Vinnie sat alone in his apartment, nursing his wounds. Blood dripped from a split lip, bruises painted his skin like morbid art. Staring at his reflection in the mirror, he finally confronted the truth—he wasn’t seeking pain for pleasure; he was chasing the rawness of existence, the intensity of being truly alive.

-ok how’s this for a start? 🫣

Oh, it's a perfect start, I mean it has everything I wanted, doesn't it ;). Most of all remember to write only what is within your comfort level and all that, even if I crave as much pain as possible for my boy.

Idk, it just makes sense in my head, cause he experiences a lot of physical pain and alway have due to his clumsiness, right? So the way I see it, as a sort of coping mechanism he began kinda... liking it. He can't do much about his natural clumsiness which causes him pain, but how about getting to enjoy that pain? Hmmm, me thinks yes! Plus it satisfies my whump urges, just in general.

Ahaha, yeeeeah, he's not a masochist, he just wants to see how far he can push the limits of his pain, yeeeah, where's the line that is too much? Curious indeed. It's just something familiar, and familiar is safe. Pain is safe, pain makes sense, pain makes him feel alive and validates his feelings.

I love how he doesn't exactly hurt himself directly. He could, but that would mean he'd have to accept the fact that he enjoys pain and inflicting it on himself. But no, no, it's others who cause him pain, it's another thing that he indirectly causes those sitations, but you know, he's simply in denial.

"Bruises painted his skin like morbid art" this is such a good sentence omg, I just couldn't write like that if I tried, damn. But I'd want to.

[r3b3lgrrrrrrrl]

A LunaTic and Her Gunn (Part 114) "Suck My Metaphysical DICK!"

Practice had ran long and late the night before with Casie eventually being carried to her bed as many patient joints and blunts were finally fired up. Giving So Am I a break, they goofed around with a couple different songs and chords. Mod and Colson finally being coaxed into treating everyone to their playful version of SummerTime.

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With the next day starting, they're back to practicing. Luna choosing Colson, Sam and Baze to debut the new song with her. Mod proceeds to film The Movie that he had started last night of their creative process. Deanna continues to work on Casie's dresses as the younger Baker plays outside with her friends; calling her in as needed to her delight. Pete, Benny, Rook, Kevin and Slim float around the house playing video and arcade games, pool and popping into practice to offer tips or fresh beers.

"Alright, I'm done." Luna declares as she accepts a beer from Rook and rubs the back of her neck. "I think this is the most I've ever practiced a song. We either nail it or we don't." She says as a matter of fact before she takes a gulp of her beer. "What do you think?" She asks, looking over at Colson.

"We got this shit, Baby." He answers, giving her a confident nod with a soul melting wink.

"Bet." She smiles at him teasingly. "Sammy? Baze?" Luna looks over to her other bandmate's nodding heads. "That's it." She calls as she lifts her guitar over her head to the other's relief. "You think we can get a jet from Sean? It'll make tonight a WHOLE lot easier for us and Deanna" Asking as she turns back to Colson.

"You got a better chance than I do." He snorts at the idea.

"That's probably true." Luna sighs. "I'm gonna smoke a cigarette and hit him up." She goes on to tell Colson before kissing his cheek and grabbing her stuff to head outside.

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"Hey!" Luna perks up as Sean answers the phone.

"And to what do I owe the pleasure, Miss Smith?" Diddy laughs at her, cutting right to the chase.

"We're performing on GMA tomorrow morning. I was hoping you had a jet in LA that we could use to get to NY tonight." Luna answers, knowing he appreciates no bullshit.

"You and Colson are on GMA tomorrow morning?" He responds in amazement.

"Shit, Sean. You sound like I do with my career!" Luna laughs at his reaction.

"Nah, nah... I knew they were looken' to book y'all, I just didn't know it had happened this quick." He answers, trying to cover his ass.

"A happy Sean means Yes to a jet, right?" Luna coaxes out the answer she wants.

"Yeah, yeah. What time you need it?" He asks as his mind starts running a hundred other ideas.

"I don't know... 5Pish?" Luna prepares to negotiate.

"No problem. I'll have it up and ready for you. Yo! Tell The Kid I said Congratulations. You two break a fucking leg. I'll be watching." Sean tells Luna.

"Thanks. I'll let him know... And thank you again for the jet. It'll be so much easier with all of our shit." She goes on to finish up the conversation to his No Problems and more Congratulations.

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"We got a jet, MOTHERFUCKERSSSS!" Luna shouts with a laugh. "We just gotta be at the hanger by 5P." She goes on to inform The Gang.

As Luna and Colson head up the stairs to shower, they can hear Sam shouting for everyone to remember to grab their boards; she has a line on a party tonight that she doesn't wanna miss. Besides, no true native drives in NYC. They walk, bike, ride the subway or hail a cab. It's only the cool kids that grind their way through the Five Burroughs.

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"Sean wanted me to tell you he's proud of you." Luna says to Colson as she pulls her tank top off.

"Really?" His chin cocks in her direction as he reaches into the shower to adjust the water temperature.

"Mmhmm." Luna purrs as she steps out of her black panties; catching Colson's eyes on her as she looks up.

"Fuck, you're hot." He pants as he wraps his long arms around her tiny, naked waist before sliding his two large hands up her body to cradle her head with them and kiss her deeply.

Luna can't resist Colson. There is no allowing him to consume her being, it just happens. Connecting so incredibly easily and naturally on not just a physical, mental and emotional level but out of the insane, unquenchable necessity they have for the other. The way Colson and Luna love each other is beyond intense.

Proving so as he lifts her up onto the  countertop without their mouths separating for longer than a second. Kissing each other hungrily as he slides between her bare thighs and their hands roam each other's naked, tattooed bodies. Colson sucks on Luna's neck as she wraps her legs around his waist and works him into her slowly. She gasps in pleasure as he moans during their way towards her back wall. Once he's fully in, Luna loosens up a bit as her soaked pussy engulfs him.

"Fuck, you're so TIGHT." Colson's breath tickles her ear and neck as his words directly entice her pussy into all of his Bad Things.

Grabbing her ass, he pulls her hair with his other hand. Groaning as her walls clench tighter around him, loving his assertive actions. Syncing together roughly as they both cum on the bathroom countertop.

"FUCK." Colson sighs as he kisses Luna's right temple.

"Shower?" She asks while still catching her own breath.

"Yeah... " Colson breathes out.

They rest in each other's hold for a few more moments. Enjoying the quietness of the bathroom and each other's breathing. With their chaotic lives, Colson and Luna have a tendency to hoard every stolen moment between them.

Finally they get into the steady running shower. Fucking it out again. Taking in every piece of each other before stepping out. Carrying on with their usual routine of drugs, kisses and jokes as they dress for their evening flight.

"I fucking love you." Colson slams his hand onto Luna's ass cheek with authority.

"You fucking better." She laughs as she checks her face before turning around to throw her arms around him and firmly kiss his agreeing grin.

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"You know I don't ever know where I'm going." Colson tells Emma with a chuckle as he hands her Casie's bags. "We're headed to NY tonight and then I think LA but I don't know for how long until the wedding. Hit up Ash, she'll know." He advises Casie's mother of his schedule.

"YEAH... I know." Emma replies with an engrained eyeroll.

"GIVE IT TO ME, PEANUT!!" Colson shouts for his daughter as he squats down and she sprints into his open arms. "Love you!!" He declares as he attacks her with a million kisses.

"DAAAD!!" Casie squeals in laughter as she hugs and tries to wiggle away from her father all at the same time.

"Alright, alright... " He agrees after planting another loud kiss onto her cheek before letting her go.

"He's such a neeerd." Casie whispers into Luna's ear as they hug each other GoodBye.

"Yeeeeah... But he's a good nerd." Luna kisses Casie's cheek. "See you in a few?" Luna asks as she pulls back.

"Yup." Casie grins at her.

"Love you, Dill." Luna holds the young girl in for another tight hug.

"Love you, Looney." Casie replies as she squeezes her back.

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The flight to NY is rowdy as fuck. During the 6hr flight, Colson, Luna, Sam, Baze, Rook, Slim, Mod, Benny, Pete and Kev get FUCKED up. Making up Ten of Them. Except Deanna, she's only along for the flight... And to watch the many antics. Smoking blunt after blunt. Pouring drink after drink. While also snorting more than a few things along the way. The trip itself could be a whole ass Hunter S. Thompson Movie.

Luna and Colson dip out to fuck each other in the bathroom. They've already joined the mile high club together but there's something about making your girlfriend coo your name as she cums for you in the air. Especially on your Boss's private plane.

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"Listen... I only got a few things so far." Luna tries to prepare The Gang as she unlocks The Brownstone's front door.

Flipping on the light, the house is clean but bare. Over to the right is the only object on the ground floor. It's a drum kit.

"Is that for ME!" Rook shouts out in disbelief to Luna's happy grin.

Fuck everything else. Rook pulls his sticks out of his back pocket and begins to pound. Providing the soundtrack to their home as the rest of them run eagerly through their new spot. Some, Baze and Slim, check to see if anyone caused any damage during The Break In. They did not.

"YO!! WHERE THE FUCK YOU COP THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!?!" Slim shouts down the stairwell to Luna.

"He finally found his room." Colson laughs as he holds onto Luna and she snuggles into his warm scent.

They all have beds. In each of their rooms. Nothing else because they can decorate it themselves but there are king sized beds in each room with dark sheets and neon green double Xs on them.

Colson reaches his long leg over to kick the door shut. Catching a deviously inviting smile from Luna he eagerly devours her body. Breaking their new bed in with his mouth and oversized cock.

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"Nah... We're goin' under Sutter Bridge where those old half pipes are... " Nipple tries to explain to Luna where they're headed for the night.

They're all sitting along their stoop. All Ten of Them plus now Nipple and his girlfriend Carrie. Preparing to make their way into the NYC night.

"Oh!" Luna sucks her teeth. "You're talking about the old wooden half pipes!" She exclaims once she realizes where he's describing. "Okay, yeah, I know where that's at... What are we doin'? We ready ride?" She asks as she tosses her hands up.

Nipple nods and Luna goes to find Colson. He's in the kitchen but is immediately up for an adventure. With her school bag packed, boards in everyone's hands and the front door locked; The Terrible Twelve, along with Nipple and Carrie, slip in with the NYC air. Boards and hair flowing like the wind.

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There are many different kinds of parties you can find around The World. Each country or continent offering it's own type of vibe and experience. New York has no ONE vibe. Every location is different. Every party is unique. Every experience is it's own.

As the Terrible Twelve, plus Nipple and Carrie, roll over the worn down road they can hear the blasts of decks slamming, music blaring and laughter floating. Nipple's ahead of them all with Carrie close to his side. Sam follows behind as she leads Baze. Catching the feeling of home, Luna grabs Colson's hand as she plants both feet on her board and guides them into Her World.

Underneath the bridge looks like a mix of 90s nostalgia, the 70s drug scene and the repercussions of the early 2000s. Flowing together with plywood and spray paint. There's dozens of people Luna hasn't seen for months. Kicking her deck up, she grins at Colson while keeping their hands tight. Floating into exactly where she's missed.

"YO!! WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN GIRL!?!" Luna's friend Darnell shouts the main question of the night as he grips her into a tight hug.

"I've been falling in love." Luna smiles modestly as she introduces him to Colson.

Colson and Darnell hit it off immediately. Along with everyone else who Luna introduces to Colson. This relieves a huge weight off of Luna's soul. These are her people. Justin's people. Although Luna may not care what people think, their feelings are still important to her.

After introductions, Luna and Colson rip it apart on one of the many homemade half pipes. Grinning and busting each other's balls as they fly passed each other. Catching up with one another on the same lip, they ride down to grab a drink.

"I hate that you're so fucking cool." Colson teases her, finding more comfort under an abandoned bridge than in a multi million dollar club.

"No you don't." Luna grins as she cracks him a can of PBR and stands on her tippy toes to kiss him.

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"Yo... Where the fuck you been?" Carrie asks Luna as she lays on Sam and Sam lays on Luna; all three comfortably taking up more than half of the graffitied boards to themselves.

"I don't know... " Luna answers by waving her hands around. "I've just been doing things."

"Yeeeeah" Carrie laughs. "We hear you. It's kinda fucking weird, Dude."

"Is it bad weird?" Luna asks in a moment of uncertainty.

"No. Just weird. I can't describe it... I've been listening to you for YEARS, Loons. Both live and recorded. I guess it's just weird to have you pop up on a Spotify playlist is all... " Carrie trails, regretting saying anything at all.

"I'm on fucking Spotify?" Luna asks in horror.

Normal people would celebrate this achievement. Luna. Luna wants to climb into a kangaroo pouch and never emerge. Fame is a Monster that Stephanie described and Luna wants no parts of. But it's here, whether she wants it to be or not.

"Are you fucking serious?" Carrie laughs at her. "You can't be THAT naive. You've got three songs trending and you're about to marry MGK... Not that he's Channing or anything but he's definitely hot and you're way more out there than you've ever been... You don't know this?" Carrie scoffs in slight jealousy of Luna's resistance.

"What the FUUUUUCK... " Luna doesn't respond, just let's the rumble of the boards next to her vibrate her soul from underneath.

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Later, Luna finds herself sitting with Pete and Kevin on the lip of the old half pipe, sharing a joint along with a 40 of Old E. They're not fancy and they don't pretend to be. Sam's on the other half pipe with Mod and Carrie still grinding while Colson, AJ, Baze and Slim bust it up with Nipple as Rook and Benny talk to a group of girls. Luna can see them all as her happy feet swing free.

"I gotta ask you something." The tone in Pete's voice changes the air around them.

"What's up, Petey?" Luna asks, expecting ANYTHING except for what he's about to say.

"You didn't cheat on Colson, did you?" He questions her with hesitation.

"WHAT? NO. Why the fuck would you ask me something like that?" Luna immediately jerks her head towards her old friend.

"A thing he said." Pete admits, secretly regretting his question immediately but Luna is one of his bestfriends so he had to.

"What the FUCK did he say? Don't fucking play with me either, Petey." Luna threatens as she feels her soul drop through her already drunk belly.

"You remember the night you caught that late flight back from seeing Jackson?" Pete sighs to Luna's searing nod before he continues to elaborate. "Kells said something to the effect that it wouldn't be the first time you cheated. What was he talking about, Loons?"

"He fucking told?" Luna's heart breaks as it catches what Pete is saying to her. "I can't believe he would do that to me." Luna can feel her face heat up as her heart begins to race.

"He was talking about shit that doesn't concern him or you. ACTUALLY. But if you MUST know, I had an affair back in 2013. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go handle my fucking business." Luna's words are curt towards him before she slides down the half pipe.

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"WAIT... 2013? That means she cheated on Justin?" Pete is so confused as he watches Luna stand up and hone in on Colson. "FUCK. What did I just start." He worries as he grabs Kevin and slides down to follow behind Luna.

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Luna marches straight up to Colson and snatches his up by the arm. Dragging him away from whomever to a secluded corner under the bridge. Standing in the dark she stares up at his confused face.

"Who else did you tell about my affair with Tommy?" She asks him directly with a quiver in her angry voice.

"What?" He automatically responds after being caught off guard by the question.

"Don't lie to me Colson." Luna warns in a low voice.

"I... I didn't tell anyone really but Slim figured it out after our fight over that article." Colson admits with hesitation as he watches tears begin to drop down Luna's cheeks.

"Then what the fuck is Petey talking about?" She continues to question him.

"MOTHERFUCKER. I told him not to say shit." Colson's brain sets on fire.

"I didn't tell him anything Loons but something obviously slipped. I'm sorry." Colson apologizes as he goes to reach for her.

"No." She states as she jerks away from him. "That's not okay." She's full on crying now as the anger starts to boil. "That's not okay AT FUCKING ALL!" She finally snaps. Drawing her right fist back, she catches him on the bottom of the LeftSide of his chin. It's hard enough of a blow to knock him out of their conversation but causes no physical damage. Colson grabs his jaw in shock but not pain. "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Luna screams at Colson as she shoves him with all of her force. "IT WASN'T YOURS TO FUCKING TELL!" She continues to scream through her tears while shoving him again.

"I'M SORRY!!" He yells back at her, grabbing her by the arms to catch his drunken balance.

"Get the FUCK off of me." She snarls before kicking him hard in his shin.

"AHHHHH!!!" Colson cries out in pain as he collapses to the ground and grabs his injury.

"I DECIDE WHO I TELL ABOUT MY SHIT!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT DOESN'T EFFECT YOU!!" She's shouting again as her head viscously snakes around and hands fly like hummingbirds. "SO FUCKING WHAT!?! I DID HAVE A FUCKING AFFAIR... AND I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON IT SHOULD MATTER TO IS DEAD... You and everyone else can SUCK MY METAPHYSICAL DICK!" She screams to anyone and no one at the same time. It's been said before, Luna does not lie. "You ran your mouth on me... " She let's out with a tear drenched gasp. "I have way bigger shit than this... How can I ever trust you... Let alone fucking marry you?" Luna sighs out with a sad coldness as she looks down at him and shakes her head in disgust before walking away. Grabbing her bag and board before she disappears into the night.

The Bridge is not bothered by Luna and Colson. Only their personal entourage is truly watching what had happened. Slim walks over to Colson who's still laying on the ground. Her words strike him like lightning, stopping his heart and soul. Most of the time he knows when and when not to fight with Luna. Right now, he doesn't know what to do. Choosing not to say a word; he just lays there watching His Girl angrily stalk away from him as Sam and Carrie rush to catch up to her.

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"They are ALWAYS going through some type of bullshit." Their friends think collectively. Except for Pete; he's confused and pissed but not sure at who.

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It begins to pour as Luna drops her deck. Feeling the warm summer rain pelt her skin, she pushes off of the asphalt. Choosing to glide on the street's edge as she ignores Sam's calls from behind her. Losing her and Carrie without a second's thought.

"I can't believe he did that." Luna's heart growing weak with betrayal. Thinking of how Justin never knew about Tommy because he never asked. Shoving her foot hard onto the rainy street, she can't help but bawl as she pushes out her frustration, sadness and guilt.

"All you would've had to do was FUCKING notice and I would've told you!" Luna screams into the NYC streets as the rain drenches her soul.

[hwoodunlocked]

THE SIDONAI MARIE INTERVIEW [ PREVIOUSLY RECORDED ⏤ 5,000 VIEWS ]  [UNCENSORED]

JL: Hey everybody I’m Jason Lee and welcome to Hollywood Unlocked. Today we have Sidonai with us to talk her music, her love life and more. Say hello Sidonai so tell the audience a little something about yourself.

SM: Wassup everybody! I’m Sidonai Marie, a new rap artsit off of Deleon’s king label. What else? Um, I’m 24-years-old and originally from the Bay but I’ve also spent some years in Sacramento. You all might be familiar with my song Icy girl or even know me from instagram.

JL: That’s interesting I actually Know Aros and when he told me. His Father signed you to his label I was thinking he must have forgotten you dated his son SIlas. Why would he willingly sign you, but We know Silas is know to bring every girl he is with around his family just break their hearts later. But before we get into the music. Why did you and Silas break up? 

SM: Simple. He messed around with a old friend. We dated for about 8 months officially but I knew him prior to dating, we had mutual friends so that’s what really brought us to even speaking. You know normally I like mines a little taller, but he was cool. I introduced him to a bird and Ion’ know who made the first move but they ended up messing around on my birthday. So being grown about the shit, I just cut both of them off, Ol’ girl has been dodging me, which is cool. I’m about my money and my career, all the extra shit come second I’m not giving nobody no free promo.

JL: I saw your little twitter beef with her, I heard she used to run around with a few girl’s know for thoting and she used to only date NBA players, but maybe she got sick of being ran through by the whole NBA and changed her type. You should have known to never let bird meet your man, because now he got her all around Deleon. But enough about the hoe tell us about what inspires you and what made you start rapping? 

SM: My inspiration stems from wanting betta’ and seeing my fans put themselves to a higher level, I make music to motivate and to vibe to. When I wrote ‘Icy girl’ I wrote it to talk my shit and build confidence. But if you’re asking who inspires me? My mom and grandma’ My grandma is so damn high maintenance  that it made me want to live just like her. But my mom was really big on Foxy and Lil Kim, that I was always listening to dope female artist. Seriously at 14, my dad would bring me around all his hood ass friends making me rap for them, anytime I would mess up or my lyrics were weak they used to rip me up and tell me next time they saw me I betta’ had sharpened up. That alone pushed me to write and recite my lyrics. eventually, they gave me my props and worked with me to get better.

JL: Being that your new to the music industry how does it feel to be now in it as a new female rapper. And speaking of music Deleon’s party did you see that fight between Avah and Kardi B and how did that make you feel?

SM: It feels amazing, sometimes I doubt myself seeing all the big names but  I let my work do the talking. I’ve met alot of older rappers in the game and It’s always love. But I know I gotta’ work twice as hard to even stand a chance. People get me confused thinking’ oh “ she from Instagram and raps” But nah’ I rap and I have a Instagram, don’t let my followers get it twisted if you’ve followed me you know I’ve been on this rap shit’ for years. But I’m taking this opportunity to build me myself come up with dope lyrics and connect. Fight? I’m not gone lie to you, I didn’t even see that shit fully, I saw a shoe get thrown and that was it, I know baby momma’ Kam would’ve probably won tho. That’s really all I can comment on.

JL: I mean Kardi can win a fight but Avah got lawyers for days so she would have lost that finically. You know Deleon got Kardi in that 360 deal. How do you feel about Nicki Minaj?

SM: She’s dope, her style is different. I grew up listen to Nicki and even meeting her recently she’ def has the sweetest soul. I  remember first hearing ‘ itty bitty piggy” me and my friends did a whole video it was fresh hearing someone rap the way she does and now looking at all she’s accomplished just really makes me want to push harder in this industry.

JL: And before you go tell us about who you are crushing on. I heard you’ve been around town hanging with a few guys.

SM: Wooow, I ain’t gon’ lie my dating life is trash, but that’s because I’m focused on my career and not tryna’ to be exclusive and work just solely on my music. But I am single so if somebody got they eye on me, I might entertain it for a little minute, but yeeeeah I havent’ found anybody just yet, Sorry Jason, I wish I could bring you a list cause then maybe you can put me down with someone poppin’. 

JL: I got you right after this interview. But I got somewhere I have to be, were out ya’ll!

[aceofwands]

Ria hateblogs Star Trek Discovery: Episode 6 “Lethe”

This week I’m really feeling the disappointment that I’m not here, 6 weeks in to a new Star Trek series, eagerly awaiting and watching each new episode every week with my family, like I expected and hoped. I don’t even know that I should bother hateblogging the few remaining episodes of this half of the season, it’s like ... it’s just so awful and the writing is terrible and I feel nothing but apathy for the characters and the plot ... I guess I’ll see how bad this week’s episode is

Wow, I will admit, it’s real neat seeing Vulcan in 2017 graphics. I wish it was under better circumstances ...

This aide to Sarek has such a bowl cut, it’s cringe worthy :/

... what. Ignorance is never beneficial? How is it remotely helpful to a mission to not know what it is or why you’re going there?! ugh, the writing for these characters is just so ... artificial ... it’s a problem with so much modern storytelling, it’s like they’re more concerned with having characters say cool dramatic things rather than having actual conversations

The Disco shirts are sooooo dumb. Why wouldn’t they say Discovery in full?

does she have a personality Tilly? does she?

lol Enterprise mention, because we can totally believe that this grimdark holographic spinning mess of a ship exists at the same time as Pike’s Enterprise

cut to Voq, oops I mean Tyler, and Lorca on a Klingon ship apparently

what is this a video game? oh lol, it IS, it’s the HOLODECK because they have those in the 23rd century FFS

lol Voq’s worried his cover was blown when Lorca interrogated his backstory

right. the random prisoner you just found should definitely be your security chief

“someone i can trust” HA it’s SO OBVIOUS HE’S A SPY - so now Lorca just seems stupid as well as an asshole

back to Sarek and the aide ... who just injected himself with something dubious

a Vulcan fanatic who believes humans are inferior ... whoooo just blew himself up

WOW this is bad

like this is the story you needed to tell? so much possibility for a Star Trek series in 2017 with serialisation and this is the series we end up with?

Michael instructing Tilly in the ways of being healthy is just ... why? is this supposed to show that they’re friends? are people really seeing this as cute banter? I just don’t get it

are they gonna go befriend the Klingon spy?

oh good, even better, Tilly thinks he’s hot

“my mentor, Michael” cringe.

how can Michael have spent 7 years amongst humans on the Shenzhou and need Tilly’s guidance on social interaction like shaking hands?

yeeeeah Rick Berman was excited that Enterprise was a Star Trek series where people wore sneakers, having them in a show set in the 23rd century just reinforces - along with the tactical vests and t-shirts that look like they’re straight out of any modern cop show - that this isn’t even set in the future

oh good, Michael is telepathically connected to Sarek still ... wow, this whole sequence is really dumb. like, why are they bonded? how can she sense his pain? HOW CAN THEY MIND MELD ACROSS SPACE?

ethnically diverse Vulcans are the best though

raising a human as a Vulcan just seems like emotional torture tbh? like how ethically dubious?

BEING RAISED AS VULCAN DOES NOT GIVE YOU VULCAN ABILITIES

“how can he put that kind of pressure on a child” GOOD QUESTION

renegade Vulcans tried to murder you

ka’tra has healing powers?! WHAT IS THIS BS

look, okay, it’s one thing to establish new things when you’re making up a series - but this is exactly the problem with saying your series is a prequel and part of the prime universe which has had 5 series worth of content, to then contradict it all by making up nonsense using established canon ... What’s the point? Why not just make a reboot? Set it in a parallel universe, which it obviously is. If you’re so desperate to get away from canon then don’t tell us it’s part of it! But more importantly, if you’re that desperate to ignore it and rewrite it and change it ... why not just make something new?

Lorca has shown 0 compassion to anyone before ever, why would he help her personal request?

these holograms are just so Star Wars, it bothers me every time

“there are protocols to be followed” but they’ve never followed them before, so why would they now lol

Stamets really is different - why couldn’t have been this fun from the start? “groovy” “super cool” “Sarekvision” “psychic hit of speed”

“are you really that crazy?” ummm have you met Michael?

Michael, Tilly, and Voq-Tyler on a shuttle going into a nebula to mind meld with Sarek and find it, what could possibly go wrong?

so many holograms. sigh.

lol Admiral came to see Lorca in person and tell him off  for launching an unauthorised mission led by a mutineer and a POW who has barely had time to recover - and I quote "can you even trust this guy?"

because that's how Starfleet Admirals speak

sigh. I miss proper Star Trek. this FEELS like 2017. it feels like these people just stepped out of today and onto these spaceships. it doesn’t feel like 2250-whatever. add all the holograms you want, holograms do not maketh the future - there was a tone, an aesthetic quality, including goofy space clothes and Shakespearean dialogue, that made it feel like it wasn’t happening now

“I checked him out” ya-huh, you’re gonna have egg on your face when it’s dramatically revealed that he’s a Klingon spy lol

the cornerstone of their entire defence against the Klingons is a science vessel with an experimental mushroom drive ... I can’t even with this show

Lt Stamets engaging in eugenics - hey yeah, I forgot that was an issue, funny how they’re happy to throw away 90% of what we know but keep the tiniest parts, it just makes it all so meaningless

and now they’re having a drink ... so that whole scene was just to remind us that Starfleet exists and remind us that Discovery is important to the war ... they really have to do a lot of telling on this show don’t they?

oh good, the tac vests are back

right. of course. who else would Sarek’s thoughts turn to when he’s dying? not his wife. not his son. YOU. “I was supposed to be his proof that Humans and Vulcans could co-exist as equals” ???? the Federation has existed for almost a century by this point! he LITERALLY HAS A HUMAN WIFE and that half-Human son they keep forgetting - WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD HE NEED A HUMAN WARD TO PROVE ANYTHING??????

YOU’RE his greatest disappointment? not that he’s fucked up his relationship with his son? or y’know, his full Vulcan son off making a cult?

we’ve done this storyline so many times in more interesting ways - the original, Spock - Worf raised by humans

oh good, Michael and Sarek fighting ... in his mind ...

AND THEN WE’RE BACK TO LORCA AND ADMIRAL DRINKING WHISKEY?

bleeeuuuugh

“some of the decisions you’ve been making lately are troubling” Sooooo stop him? if only there was a chain of command?

I’m glad someone’s calling him out for being awful, but why is it a friendly chat?

oh, he passed psych evals and tests with flying colours. right.

lord please stop flirting. is that ... sleazy saxophone music?

WHAT.

ARE YOU SERIOUS SHOW?

she has GENUINE CONCERNS about his ability and mental state as a Captain and instead of telling other Admirals or having an official meeting or hearing ... she goes to talk to him directly, and then allows him to distract her by seducing her?

this has gotta be the worst written piece of crap I’ve seen in years. and I just rewatched the DS9 season 1 gems The Passenger and Move Along Home. I’ve seen Threshold, and These are the Voyages, and Shades of Grey. All of which, are better than this show’s first 6 episodes have been.

how is the Klingon spy the best character on the show? the only one with any compassion or actual emotions - is it because he’s trying to be a perfect human

they finally mentioned Spock! wait, isn’t Spock supposed to be on the Enterprise at this point? oh no right it’s 7 years before. LOL Sarek chose Spock over Michael AND THEN SPOCK REJECTED THE SCIENCE ACADEMY

why must we come back to Sarek at all? was this story really necessary? was it burning to be told? like ... what do we gain from it? does it add to his character, or Spock’s? 

Admiral found some scars on Lorca’s back in bed ... and poked them while he was asleep. LOL “you sleep with a phaser in your bed and you say nothing’s wrong?” THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE???? WHY would he have a phaser in his bed? who’s gonna attack him on his own ship?

“all these months I have ignored the signs” and it took this to finally tip you off? geezus. good lord. and she’s not like the other Admirals at Starfleet - I mean, okay actually this is the only thing the show has gotten right so far, they always were idiots lol

“I can’t leave Starfleet’s most powerful weapon in the hands of a broken man”

lol she doesn’t believe his plea not to take his ship away, and him admitting he needs help - I don’t believe him either

Saru we knew he was severely wounded, that was the whole point.

lol is he gonna get the Admiral killed so she backs off? what am I saying, of course he is - I mean, of course this diplomatic negotiation with the Klingons he’s sending her off to is going to get her killed

how can he give Michael a bridge position when she’s a criminal? this whole thing makes no sense. why did they go this nonsense route? other than for the sake of drama (oh wait, that’s the only reason they do anything on this show)

why does the replicator tell you how nutritious your food is

oh of course Voq is gonna befriend and flirt with Michael.

lord, could someone please please tell the writers that they’re supposed to show emotions, not have characters explain what they’re feeling through clunky exposition

“it’s just being human” LOL IT’S FUNNY CAUSE HE’S KLINGON

lol yep, cut to neutral territory, let’s watch as this show’s THIRD FEMALE CHARACTER IS KILLED oh no she’s just been taken hostage LOL

“notify Starfleet Command, ask for orders” W O W he is an ASSHOLE

oh good, next episode is a time loop. Mudd’s back. Voq kisses Michael. 

how is it that this show is serialised and yet feels more disjointed than say, the serial arcs of DS9? every episode it’s like ... Stuff Happens ... and it’s very very loosely connected to what happened before, but seems to be mostly at random?? like, reflecting on what I just watched, not a lot of anything happened? their plots were literally, Sarek is attacked and they rescue him because space telepathy is a thing, so Michael can have some drama I guess ... and Lorca sleeps with the Admiral who realises he’s a dangerous asshole, recommends her for a dangerous mission, then refuses to rescue her. that’s it. 

Like dude, I just rewatched DS9′s Duet and In the Hands of the Prophets last night. This rubbish doesn’t even hold a candle to it??? Kira’s entire emotional arc in season 1 from Emissary, through Past Prologue, Battle Lines, Progress, Duet, and In The Hands of the Prophets, is more nuanced, engaging, and well crafted than Michael’s emotional arc as the protagonist of Discovery. and they weren’t even allowed to do proper serialisation at that point??

[isaacsapphire]

Yeeeeah, I'm a heavy podcast listener, so my spotify 2020 playlist is basically the Umbrella Academy soundtrack (extremely good use of banging licensed songs), a Terra Ignota fan playlist that introduced me to an excellent Red Hot Chilli Peppers song I had somehow missed previously, and Sturgill Simpson's Sound&Furry album which I found out about from a Tumblr post about the full album animated music video. And a pretty short older personal playlist that's most notably MIKA and "The Geeks Were Right", because it's basically songs I play loudly in the car by myself while feeling a certain kind of angry, and "Blame it on the Girls" is an excellent track for that mood. And "Relax, Take It Easy" was a very 2020 mood for me.

my spotify wrapped playlist:

- the one BTS song that @yooniesim asked me to stream that I left on overnight and forgot about (hey at least it’s not a boiling pot)

- my glider kids playlist regurgitated back at me basically verbatim

- a Trauma Coping ™ song

- Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

[kmp78]

just looked on social and found this video on a fan who doesnt like valery at all. lol.  apparrently  valery deleted this video. i dont know if its old or new. all she has is a picture.

***

blondemelodysworld - Yeeeeah okay first of all I don´t believe ANYTHING that Kally person posts on her acct. She is a notorious VK hater and will say and post just about any garbage she can find to insult her.

And second: having stalked Miss Kauf on socials for YEEEEEEEEEARS now, I can say with 20000% certainty that I have never seen her post anything as vulgar as that seen above. MAJORLY suspicious, especially since that pic doesn´t show her IG name on the top corner, and since this acct is the only one who seems to have “spotted” this post on VK´s acct before it “disappeared”...

I´m calling BULL.

[prettybabyhazza]

taaaag!

I was tagged by @scuteedolans and @calvinsbbyg, thanks babes! xx

rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people- uh, I think most people have been tagged, so if you want to do this and haven’t gotten tagged, then I tag you!! (but @ me so I can see your answers!)

THE LAST...

1. Drink: water 

2. Phone call: my dad

3. Text message: my best friend texted me “hella yah” 

4. Song you listened to: “Follow You” by Bring Me the Horizon

5. Time you cried: listen... I cry at absolutely everything, happy or sad, but I don’t remember a specific time so I’ll just say more than likely it was recently, lmao

6. Dated someone twice: yeeeeah, when I was 16-17 (more than twice actually YIKES) and I’ll never do that again

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes

8. Been cheated on: yuuup

9. Lost someone special: yep

10. Been depressed: yes

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah, I’ve never been thaaat drunk

FAVORITE COLORS

12. Rose gold

13. Grey/Black

14. Purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU...

15. Made new friends: yes, thank God for them

16. Fallen out of love: nah

17. Laughed until you cried: lmao see answer #5

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yep, but that shit doesn’t matter as long as you and your real friends know who you really are

19. Met someone who changed you: absolutely

20. Found out who your friends are: yeah, and the circle keeps getting smaller and smaller. Something I’m 100% good with.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ew no I’m gonna vomit

GENERAL

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life?: I haven’t been on facebook in years but last time I checked I had around 350-400 friends and I’m pretty sure I know all of them

23. Do you have any pets?: yes, I have 4 dogs, a bird and a snake

24. Do you want to change your name?: I’d love to switch my middle and first names so my first would be Eliza. But I do like having the name Heather

25. What did you do for your last birthday?: My last birthday was my 21st and I went out to dinner with friends and got a shit ton of mini alcohol bottles thanks to my best friend lmao

26. What time did you wake up?: Between 9:30 and 10:00 

27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: I was rewatching recent Dolan twin videos with Abbie and Katie on Houseparty

28. Name something you can’t wait for: y’all, I cannot wait to be done with my undergraduate and get my psychology and kinesiology degrees. I’M OVER IT

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like, 20 minutes ago probably

30. (no question 30??)

31. What are you listening to right now?: my “favorites” playlist on Spotify and “Use Me” by Future is currently playing

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: uh, I don’t think so

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: My inability to finish this damn Ethan imagine I’m working on OMG

34. Most visited website: YouTube or Tumblr

35. Hair color: medium/darkish brown, but it ain’t natural lol

36. Long or short hair: mine is currently long

37. Do you have a crush on someone?: besides my daddies Grayson, Ethan, Dak, Calum, and Harry.. nah, not really

38. What do you like about yourself?: the natural need I have to help people

39. Piercings?: I actually don’t have any. I used to have my ears pierced but they got infected and closed. I also used to have my lip pierced but I took it out in March

40. Blood type: I have no idea but I would love to know

41. Nicknames: Eliza, E, QB, bear, moose, Heather Louise, little girl

42. Relationship status: single and could not be more content

43. Zodiac: capricorn

44. Pronouns: she, her

45. Favorite TV Shows: The Office, Dancing with the Stars, Fresh Prince, Family Matters, Wild N Out, and most things on NFL Network

46. Tattoos: None yet

47. Right or left handed?: Right

48. Surgery: I’ve had a few surgeries on both my big toes and I had my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 16

49. (y’all wtf there ain’t no 49 either??)

50. Sport: My favorite sport is football, but if you’re asking if I played any.. Uh, I was in marching band and 100% consider it a sport don’t @ me

51. Vacation: It’s my dream to go to Australia

52. Pair of trainers: I prefer ADIDAS

MORE GENERAL

53. Eating: a brownie I made heyyooo

54. Drinking: water

55. I’m about to: hopefully finish this Ethan imagine, good God.

56. Waiting for: me to get off my bullshit (”that Dak dick” - alternate answer courtesy of my best friend)

57. I want: a margarita dude, I’mma be honest

58. Get married: marriage is a huge fear of mine, so I’m not sure. But I’m not completely against it

59. Career: right now I’m studying to be an athletic trainer, but I’d be open to almost anything in the medical field

WHICH IS BETTER...

60. Hugs or kisses?: hugs

61. Lips or eyes?: eyes

62. Shorter or taller?: if we’re talking about a boyfriend, I prefer taller. In general though, it doesn’t matter to me

63. Older or younger: I don’t have a preference

64. Nice arms or nice stomach? I got a thing for AAAAARMS.

65. Hookup or relationship?: they both freak me out honestly, but maybe relationship? I don’t know

66. Troublemaker or hesitant?: I’m both

HAVE YOU EVER...

67. Kissed a stranger?: Nah

68. Drank hard liquor?: yes

69. Lost glasses/contact lenses?: I don’t wear either

70. Turned someone down?: yep

71. Sex on the first date?: hell nah

72. (Ain’t no 72 either? Y’all gotta get this shit together LOL)

73. Had your heart broken?: oh hell yeah

74. Been arrested?: nah

75. Cried when someone died?: of course

76.Fallen for a friend?: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

77. Yourself: Not as often as I should

78. Miracles: I think so

79. Love at first sight: nah, that’s bullshit

80. Santa Claus: no?

81. Kiss on the first date: depends on how well I know the person and how it went I guess

82. Angels: yes

83. (..... of course there isn’t an 83)

OTHER

84. Eye color: brownish 

85. Favorite movies: my favorite of all time is Wizard of Oz but my other favorites are Freedom Writers, Love & Basketball, Legally Blonde, and The Blind Side

[yekatrixie]

thank you for tagging me @thealaskazamo !! if u want to read my answers to a long ass list of questions, feel free

tagging @katesdragblog, @zamovelour, and whoever wants to do this! feel free to tag me if u do

Your Last:

1. Drink: root beer lmao

2. Phone Call: yesterday my dad called bc he wanted to know what ice cream i wanted #blessed

3. Text message: talking about going to fuckin HAWAII w my friends

4. Song I listened to: i just watched aquaria’s clat performance if that counts

5.Time I cried: i cried a week or two ago about how crazy it is to be a woman and how against you the whole world can be

Have You Ever:

6. Dated someone twice: nope not a dater

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

8. Been cheated on: nop

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: i’ve never been diagnosed w depression, sorry guys i don’t fit in

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no

3 favorite colors: purple, maroon and idk something fuckin cool

In the last year have you:

12. Made new friends: i started college this past year so yeeeeah

13.Fallen out of love: no lmao

14.Laughed until you cried: yes relatively often

15.Found out someone was talking about you: yes lmao

16. Met someone who changed you: yes, i think lowkey everything changes u in some way whether u realize it or not ok im done

17. Found out who your friends are: lol idk what that means

18. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes

General:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 95% 

23. Do you have any pets: 2 cats and i love them

24. Do you want to change your name: so i have a very common last name which i don’t like, and i also want to be an actor, and actors need to be listed in unions individually.. aka no one can have the same name. so i may need to change my name if i do become a real life actor/

25. What did you do for your last birthday: i think just chilled bc it was the second day i was home from school for winter break

26. What time did you wake up: like 12........30

27: What were you doing at midnight last night: making gifs i think

28. Name something you can’t wait for: going to HAWAII IN LESS THAN A WEEK, so i should prob stack the queue on here o man

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like a month ago

30. What are you listening to right now : my sister is playing a game so the backtrack of that

31. Have you ever talked to a guy named Tom: i have an uncle tom and have met one or two

32. Something that gets on your nerves: trump, insecure ppl, society, it goes on

33. Most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube

34.Hair Color: i am the bright red scare with the long blonde hair

35. Long or short hair: i am the bright red scare with the long blonde hair

36.Do you have a crush on someone: no

37. What do you like about yourself: i love to think and i am interested in my thoughts so i’m never truly bored

38. Piercings: none i hate jewelry fun fact

39. Blood type: lmao idk ???

40. Nickname; yikes not cool enough. sometimes my friend calls me car (my name is kara, but pronounced care-uh, not car-uh) so that’s weird

41. Relationship Status: no

42. Zodiac: sagittarius

43. Pronouns: she/her but honestly gender is a construct tear it apart

44. Favorite TV Show: drag race, golden girls, grace and frankie

45. Right or left handed: right, but i open things w the left

46: Surgery: no

47: Sport: i sport a delightful hat sometimes

48: Vacation: I’M GOING TO HAWAIAIIGNAORG

49. Pair of sneakers: what is this asking ? if it’s favorite i have a pair of purpleish maroonish sneakerish shoes i stole from a show i was in

50. Eating: i had guacamole for breakfast because i am a #millennial but i need more food tbh

51. Drinking: i love sweet tea

52. I’m about to: maybe make gifs

53. Waiting for: HAWAIAIAIIIn

54.Want: to be a successful actor preferably on bway oops

55. Get married: i don’t want to literally at all, but if i one day do thats fine i guess

56.Career: actor, then writer, then maybe start a production company, but maybe just sticking to the other stuff

Which is better:

57. Hugs or kisses: hugs

58. Lips or eyes: eyes

59.Shorter or Taller: taller i guess

60. Older or younger: older

61.Nice arms or a nice stomach: idk

62. Hook up or relationship: idc about either OOPS

63. Troublemaker or hesitant: idc about the bad kid trope so hesitant

Have You Ever:

64. Kissed a stranger: no

65. Drank Hard liquor: yes

66. Lost glasses/contacts: YES MANY TIMES. once i lost my glasses in my couch and found them the next day, once i whipped my head around to look behind me while on a log flume and my glasses flew into the water, etc.

67. Turned someone down: no

68. Sex on the first date: no

69. Broken someone’s heart: no

70. Had your heart broken: no idc guys IDC

71. Been arrested: nope

72.Cried when someone died: no..... oops

73. Fallen for a friend: i thought this meant like fall over and i was like.. how would that help your friend?

Do you believe in:

74. Yourself: yes

75. Miracles: hmmm maybe

76. Love at first sight: meh

77.Santa Claus: ugh i wish

78. Kiss on the first date: "what do you mean believe i know it’s there”

79. Angels: ummm i watch a lot of psychic twin videos.. so maybe

Other:

80. Current best friends name: noelle

81. Eye color: blue/green

82. Favorite movie: i’m a slut for niche animated movies so HOODWINKED first, also grey gardens, les miserables, a league of their own probably..

[hiro-bloodlust]

All the questions!

Here you go man!

Ask me kinky questions

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

Both

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

Again, both. Though intercourse surely is a bit closer and therefore better. 

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

The average teenager fantasy actually...just pure vanilla sex. In the younger years at least. 

4. What’s your favorite position?

Do I need to have any? 

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

Abs. And my face. 

6.  Do you like to swallow?

Yes. 

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

....people :P

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

Good, because hubby. 

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

On stage. You know, just wouldn’t be cool for the girls. 

10. Top or bottom?

Depends. 

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

“Your moans are fucking sexy” or “Your abs look good with all the cum on it”

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

Oh man...15? 16?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

Already had and always would do it again

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

Shinya, so yes. Meaned a lot. 

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

Underwear 

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

Won’t happen anyway so I wouldn’t write it on such a list. 

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

Definitely not. 

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

Sadly. 

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

Counts if it is an in between?

20. Are piercings sexy?

Fuck yeah. 

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

...can men even do that?

22. List your kinks.

[Here]

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

Klicked on the wrong porn video and surprisingly got turned on by seeing someone being tied up >>

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

Got tied up and teased to my very low level back then. Holy fuck that was one hell of a experience. 

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

Not really actually. 

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

Trust. Knowing that your partner won’t seriously hurt you and knows when it is enough. On the other hand the one who inflicts pain has to know from the receiver how far he can go and that that person always will tell if it’s too much.

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

Shinya acting sexy without him knowing that he does. 

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

Again, on stage. 

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

I fell out of the bed. 

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

ropes

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

Touching me. 

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

some special toys. 

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

The feeling of having control over the other person’s orgasm until some point. And the teasing. 

34. How big is too big?

If making jokes about how it looks like a cucumber actually aren’t funny anymore

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

oculolingus..just ew

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

butt, nipples, thighs

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

I love it to death. 

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

No

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

Yes, because obvious reasons. 

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

still would be in the womb

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

Yes, as stated above by what I like about giving oral ;)

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

Yes, and for several years. 

43. Do you watch porn?

Yes

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

No, and never would want to. 

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

Like a teenager probably. EWWWWWWWW

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

Turn on

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Hands?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

Hardcore blood play and cutting...yeeeeah I’m fucked up. But won’t happen anyway. 

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

Aaaaaaaall of them

50. Thoughts on period sex?

Rather not. 

[anneedmonsonus]

We Won a Cubbyhouse!

Pass me that mother of the year baton, guys. I don’t get to have it too often, but I totally deserve to hold it for a good minute or two. I won a cubbyhouse! I won it late last year through an Instagram competition held by a local Perth cubbyhouse company called Kidzshack. To enter, you had to describe how you would decorate your cubbyhouse if you won, and I said I would paint it black and white like our house and put succulents in a windowbox. You could have knocked me over with a paintbrush when I found out I had won.

And what a cubby it turned out to be. The kids LOVE it. It totally brought this unused corner of our garden to life. I want to blog about it because I feel so grateful for it. Thank you, Kidzshack. I got so many ‘cool mum’ points for this one, and it’s way healthier than suggesting we have pancakes for dinner again.

I could not WAIT for Little Nerd to finish kindy that day so I could tell him and Miss Nerd the big news. It was cute. I took a little video of his reaction (if you’re on Instagram you can see it in my Highlights reel under ‘Cubbyhouse’) even Miss Nerd seemed into it. Of course, because I’m nice that way, I told Little Nerd he won it but really we all know it was me.

For about three weeks Little Nerd spoke of pretty much nothing else. He asked me to tell ‘the story’ about the cubbyhouse competition over and over. AND I WAS PLEASED TO ASSIST. I only realised his four year old brain might not entirely grasp the idea of an Instagram competition until one day in the car when he asked me to retell him the story for like the 84th time. I was like, “Well, I entered your name into a competition to win a cubbyhouse, and the people picked your name as the winner.”

“Yep, and those people thought my name was great and they said, ‘That is the best name’ so it won.” Yeeeeah… so that’s not how competitions work but you’re four so ok.

I was probably as excited as he was; I knew they had had a TON of entries and I couldn’t believe we had won. We were all so damn excited – me, Mr Nerd, my sisters, my mum – I cannot lie, we all spent a good hour or so online that afternoon, looking at the Kidzshack website and having a lengthy adult debate on the merits of each individual cubbyhouse (“Well this one comes with an alfresco kitchen, if you want to work on your mud pies”) and trying to choose. The prize was for a Funshack, but the lovely people at Kidzshack said I could pick any design I liked if something else worked better for our garden.

We ended up choosing the Funshack anyway, as it had a sandpit underneath, two ladders to climb up and a slide.

BEFORE. A cubbyhouse is way better than a ‘potato patch’ without any potatoes.

BEFORE

NOW

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Well this is my blog and I can post whatever photos I like.

Beyond excited about her No Boys Allowed future clubhouse.

What sort of family doesn’t clear away all the branches first THEN do the cubby and do things in logical order? A family like ours.

There is just something about the idea of a cubbyhouse or a treehouse, isn’t there? Even if you’re an adult. We were all excited. Mr Nerd couldn’t wait to build it with the kids; I couldn’t wait to hang cute crap on it. It brought back all those childhood memories for me and my sisters of pretending our garden shed was a secret clubhouse, and putting up signs saying NO BOYS ALLOWED a la Berenstain Bears.

We told Little Nerd all about things like tin cup phones on strings and pulley systems and Harriet the Spy and every night before bed he asked to hear a story about a kid (always himself) and a cubbyhouse. Even Miss Nerd got swept along in the excitement.

The kids got a huge kick out of their letterbox. It’s from Kmart and it’s like $20.

I have to confess as the cubbyhouse was going up, I did entertain fantasies of it one day becoming my writer’s shed. I’ve always harboured romantic fantasies of writing from a small, quiet shed in the garden, a la Roald Dahl or Virginia Woolf. Mr Nerd laughed so hard when I told him this he nearly fell over. Idiot. “You can barely stand up in it!” “Well you don’t need to stand up to write, you just need to sit down.” Logic, people.

We put the cubby in an unused corner of our yard where we had our old, unused potato patch. Because you need ventilation and sun around the cubby (so it doesn’t get mouldy) we had to cut back our trees and our hibiscus hedge. Quite a lot. Our poor rear neighbours. They seemed a bit aghast for a while, and I’m sure the bloodcurdling screams of kids playing pirates as they sat having a beer on their back patio didn’t help. Don’t feel too bad for them though, it’s all grown back nice and leafy by now, so they have privacy again. (Hibiscus can take a good hard pruning, so if yours is looking leggy, go for it).

The cubbyhouse wasn’t too hard to put together – I say that, even though I didn’t help one bit. So many people have gone to me, “You should do more DIY posts!” and I’m like yaaaaah I’m really not very practical. Once I was really proud of myself for putting together a simple shoe rack, then once I finished, I stepped back to admire my handiwork and realised I had actually managed to put it together so it was actually twisted, like a DNA helix.

Impractical though I may be, I feel like I’m a pretty amazing painter by now. (I’m always grumbling about how my father-in-law and I painted the exterior of my entire house, in summer, while I was pregnant) and painting the cubby was a job and a half. Little Nerd was my assistant. Once that kid wants to do something, he wants to do it. He is stubborn as an ox (not sure where he got that from).

You have to paint the cubbyhouses to make them weatherproof – in hindsight we probably should have painted the roof and walls before putting it all together, but oh well, it’s done now, and I burnt a lot of calories.

Like our house, I used my favourite Monarch brushes (which are the best brushes in the world) and for paint I used Dulux Monument for the walls and Dulux Natural White for the trim. And a chalk paint from Jolie Home for the floor, which I couldn’t resist from giving it a worn-in sort of beachy look. You can do anything with chalk paint! (I actually want to stencil the floor later. I know. I’m a bit excited about getting to decorate a new project).

Little Nerd and I painted together through a spate of 40 degree days, sweating away in the cubbyhouse like it was our own personal sauna, but we did it and he was so proud of himself for helping and we had a lot of fun together.

Also, I realised that while my husband can build and make stuff, he is a horrific painter. Like, ridiculously bad. Yet he always gives me shit about it and says I’M a bad painter?

When we renovate we normally agree that he’ll build or fix something and I’ll paint it. So, he never paints. One evening he offered to take over the painting for me because I was tired. So I watched him paint first-hand, I watched him paint splodgily over my carefully cut-in white window trim with black paint and cheerful abandon.

“STOP! Just stop,” I screamed. “What are you DOING?” “Er, painting?” “Please. Look at what our FOUR-YEAR-OLD just painted. Now look at what you painted.” “What.” Little Nerd eyed the wall too. “That’s not good, Daddy,” he said dolefully. “He is FOUR and he paints better than you. Now I have to fix what you’ve just mucked up. I don’t want you to paint anything ever again.” “Ok,” said Mr Nerd happily, handing me the brush back and hopping off the ladder. I realised he actually seemed a little too happy about my harsh words and that made me wonder if maybe his craph painting was really just a ruse to get out of painting, you know? Sort of like how he accuses me of shrinking all his T-shirts on purpose so he no longer asks me to do his washing ever. (This is unfounded, by the way).

At every park, there’s always that one kid that’s licking the playground. Always.

Balcony vista. That barbecue is moved now, yay.

I know this is a post with a lot of kid spam and I apologise but I can’t even with this picture. Like, where is her neck?

Yeah just chilling in the cubby, pretending to read.

The kids play out there in the cubby EVERY day now, which is awesome. Basically every evening, we are there, hoping robbers don’t show up.

I’m going to wedge a little shelf into the hibiscus for holding beverages. I dropped my favourite chopping board the other day (you know you’re a real grown up when you have a favourite chopping board; I know you have one too) and it split into two. I was so annoyed until I realised the broken chopping board would actually be perfect as a little shelf stuck in the hibiscus, for my coffee or wine. I could saw a little notch in the side to hold my wine glass. ADULTING. Like a pro. (Or functional semi-alcoholic parenting? I don’t know. Both are ok).

It did cross our minds that one day the kids will be too old to play in the cubbyhouse (in the case that we don’t end up moving from this house for a while yet) but then we were like, “Well I suppose we can make it a chicken cage when that happens.”

But after spending like three days painting it, I changed my mind. I LOVE chickens. They were my childhood pets from when I was four til when I moved out of home, I had chooks that lived for 12+ years and that even did tricks, like dogs. And I miss having them and having fresh eggs all the time. But no chicken, no matter how cute (or how impressive her tricks are) will ever crap on my painstakingly painted cubbyhouse. We love it too much.

Secretly I still think it can become my writing shed instead then. I won’t even hear Mr Nerd laughing at me from the house.

Thank you Kidzshack for the best surprise ever, you made our year! Maya x

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[skiasurveys]

yooo

Ever felt like you were being used? I have been

Is it worth crying over a guy or a girl? I mean we all do at some time. But it depends, if that person really cares about you, or not.

Who did you last talk to on the phone for longer than 10 minutes?- Connor

Did you have any unread text messages when you woke up today? probs

Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before? Yes.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes, my boyfriend.

Do you have a reason to smile right now? well im finally getting my life back in order  

What do you currently hear right now? me typing

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? Yes, and i have.

When was the last time you cried really hard? last night

Closest green object to you? Perfume.

What color are your eyes? Reddish/brown.

Do you find piercings and tattoos attractive? fuck yes.

What do you hate about your school? I graduated, but they were always disorganized, and only cared for the athletics.

Have you ever kissed a blue-eyed person? Yeah he was nasty

Do you make eye Contact when you talk to people? Yes.

Where is your phone? on my couch in the basement

If you found out your friend was smoking weed, would you be disappointed? Nope, I smoke weed sometimes lol

Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck? Neckkk

Could you cry right now? no

the shirt your wearing, does anyone else have it? Im sure.

Do you get irritated easily? my pills make me irritated.

What were you doing at 4am? sleeping

Are you more of a night or morning person? Night.

When did you talk on the phone last? last night

How fast does your mood change? in like 0000.1 secs.

Are you a jealous person? yep. and i hate it.

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?yeah i could

When is the last time you saw your sister? a couple hours ago.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Yep. Walt disney!!

What are you doing this weekend? Nothing really

Are you an alcoholic? No.

Do you like to sleep? its bae.

Are you anything like the person you were last year? No, Ive completely changed.

Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris? Paris.

Do you like Subway? YES!!!!

Last time you had a nice bubble bath? 2 weeks ago

Do you like silver or gold better? gold i guess

Was yesterday terrible? nah.

Does it make you mad when people stare at you? No, unless they're being assholes or creepy.

What was last thing you drank? coke

What are you doing tonight? studying

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? im fine.

What were you doing at midnight yesterday? Music, Youtube, zelda.

Will tomorrow be better than today? meh, i work tmr so maybe

Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school? Like a couple of them.

Do you like dressing up? Yeah, it makes me feel happy and pretty.

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you? Yeah

How do you feel when someone kisses you on your forehead? cute

How many times have you dyed your hair? couple of times

Who was the last person you had a face to face conversation with? My sister

Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? I have sometimes

Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours? nah. I havent been able to hug/kiss connor for like 2 weeks cus he had to move away for a bit

When you say you don’t care do you mean it? depending. if im angry and say it, then i usually care lmao.

Last person of the opposite sex you gave a hug to? Connor

Are you sitting or standing? sitting.

You’re covered in soap in the shower, when you realize you’ve got company, its a spider what do you do? Get a piece of toilet paper and smush it.

Where is your biological mother right now? at work

What time did you wake up this morning? 11 am

What are you doing tommorrow? working

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? connor

Do you like to cuddle? yes c:

Has anyone lied to you today? i dont think so

Who have you texted today? Connor and my friends

Have you ever been called beautiful? yes.

Has anyone upset you in the last week? yeah.

What’s something you do when you’re mad? I listen to music

Do you always answer your phone? sometimes

Are promises important to you? Yes thy are

Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow? No

How many people of the opposite sex do you trust? a couple

Is there alcohol in your house? yeah whiskey

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? pretty often actually

Have you held hands with any one in the last 36 hours? No

Is there someone you don’t ever want to be out of your life? Connor

Do you curse in front of your parents?  if i do its by accident

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed? behind my friends couch with connor

How many pillows do you sleep with? 4

Are you white? yeeeeah

Have you ever told yourself that you were going to give up on someone, but you just couldn’t do it? O yeah!!

Have you ever kissed someone over the age of 18? Yes

Was it sunny today? not rly

You got kicked out of your house, first place you’d go to? Probably Kyras

Would you ever consider dying all of your hair blue? nah

Last thing you ate? Roast beef

Do you always tell the truth to your parents? depends..

Would you ever pick gum up from the ground and eat it? ew wtf

Are you happier now than you were six months ago? meh

Has anyone taken your pants off in the past two weeks? yes

Are you wearing jewelry right now? a ring

Have you ever gotten surgery? yes

Who are you in the room with? no one

Would you hook up with the last boy you texted? yeah well were dating

What are you disappointed about? Just that connor couldnt stay here, but he will be back in months time :D

What are three things you did today? Eat, play video games and edit a youtube video

Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches? No

Are you happy with the choices you’ve made? some of them

Are you planning to go to a movie anytime soon? not really

Have you ever jumped in a pool with all your clothes on? No

Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust? Yeah..

What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? that i was really tired

Do you ever feel curious about how people see you? yeah

Are you someone who worries too often? oh god yeah

Do you trust all of your friends? yes

Have you held hands with anyone in the past week? No :(

What did your last text say? "That would make my life easier"

Why aren’t you going out with the person you like? I am

What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? idk

Is there anyone who will always have a place in you’re heart? Connor

[r3b3lgrrrrrrrl]

A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 58)

"Promos, Sass & Tappen' Dat Ass"

@creatureofthen1ght-v3

@lovemythsworld

@kellysimagines

@crystalbaby12

📷 cred @queenofthesouth

"That sucks." Casie says bluntly when Luna explains that she's leaving again.

Colson laughs in agreeance.

"I'm sorry, Dilla." Luna turns in her seat. They're driving Casie to school. "You're gonna meet me out there in 2 days..." She gives the little girl a brave smile.

"I know..." Casie responds begrudgingly.

"What if we got you some new shades?" Luna tries to bribe her.

"Can we pick them out together?" Casie has incredible negotiating skills.

Laughing, Luna agrees as Colson pulls up to the drop off line. Casie unbuckles and leans up into the front seat. Kissing her dad first, she then gives Luna a tight hug telling her she'll miss her. She pops out of the car shouting "Love you guys, bye!" over her shoulder. Colson and Luna calling "Love you too." behind her.

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After dropping of Casie, Luna and Colson head to the radio station. Buring two joints along the way.

Luna's dressed casually in a black shirt, skinnies and nude heels. Accessorized in her normal jewelry and coffee .

Colson is in a black T also, jeans and black Docs. Wallet chain swinging low.

They walk into the station holding hands as always.

"Ehhh!!! Ricky!!" Colson calls out aftereeing the host.

"Kells!! My man!" He replies as they exchange daps and hugs. "This must be That Brooklyn Bitch." He reaches his hand out as Luna takes it, greeting him. "Hi." She smiles brightly. "You can call me Luna. Off Air." The three of them laugh as she corrects herself.

"It's a pleasure, Luna." He finally says to her nod. "You guys ready? We go on in 10."

Luna and Colson give each other a knowing look. Colson follows Ricky into the studio, leading Luna behind him.

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"GOOD MORNING, CLEVALAND!!" Ricky starts off. "We've got a great show for you today. Hometown hero Machine Gun Kelly is in the house with his new lady That Brooklyn Bitch. They're here to talk about their killer new single Bad Things and his upcoming album and tour." He turns to Luna and Colson "How you guys doing today?" He asks them.

"Great!!" Colson answers first. He rests his hand on Luna's inner thigh. "We just dropped the kid off at school and are gonna hang out with you for a bit, Ricky."

"So tell me about this single you guys got." Ricky leads.

Luna and Colson look at each other and smile.

"It just kinda happened. We were hanging out one day, she came up with the chorus on the spot... and I was smart enough to record it." Luna giggles and grins at his description. Squeezing her leg as he grins back at her, he continues. "She was out of town one night and I was really missing her so I started going through my phone and found the audio clip..."

"Awww, you missed me!" Luna pops in, teasing him in a flat tone. Colson laughs while telling her, she knows he did.

"You guys are cute." Ricky interrupts them. "How'd you meet?" He asks.

Colson blushes while Luna laughs. Teasing him once more, Luna looks between Colson and Ricky. "Kells had a 10yr crush on me." She says grinning again. The name feels super weird in her mouth.

"Maan...." Colson tries to reply but Ricky cuts him off.

"10yrs, My Guy??" He asks in disbelief to Luna's laughter.

"I hate you." Colson laughs along with her before answering. "Yeah. She's got that kinda haunting quality about her." He says as he gives her a side eye.

Feeling bad, Luna pipes back in. "In his defense, I was crushing on him the whole time too." She says, placing her hand on his.

"But 10yrs?? No wonder you two seem to have exploded everywhere!!" Ricky exclaims, astonished.

Luna and Colson laugh as she smirks "It's kismet, ain't it." She catches an amused side eye from him on that one.

"So tell me more about how you created the single. Because it's just you two, correct? No other writers?"

"Nah." Colson and Luna answer in unison. Both laughing again.

Luna takes this one. "It's just us. I was over in Seoul when he found it. I had forgotten about it until he played it for me over the phone. We both worked on it while I was gone and then when I got back..." She looks at Colson "once we got together in the studio, we had it written in less then an hour...."

"AND THEN WE GOT TATTOOS!!" Colson interrupts her.

Luna laughs as Ricky asks about the tattoos. Colson proudly displaying his as Luna lifts her arm to showcase hers.

"Those are TIGHT!!" Ricky exclaims. "So you guys literally went and tattooed something on your bodies for each other. To look at forever?" He asks amused.

"Life is Art as Art is Life, right?" Luna answers him with a riddle. Her hand on Colson's thigh now.

"What you should know is, what you hear isn't the original version. Lu. Ah, Brooklyn here, insisted we re-record it live with the harder rock/rap/pop rhythm. Originally it was a lot softer.

"Really?" Ricky asks intrigued. Turing to Luna he says. "Now I've done some looking into you, Miss Brooklyn. You ain't nothing to play with. I didn't realize that Nightmare was YOUR song. I thought that was a Halsey joint..."

Luna interrupts him. "Actually, it's a collaboration. We created that whole peice together too. Top to bottom. From the lyrics to the chords to the video to the direct help and exposure we hope it will bring to Alabama's new abortion laws. And actually..." She continues "Col.. Kells and his band backed us. So, all of us will be performing it this Saturday on SNL."

"Really?" Ricky asks as he leans back in his seat.

"Mhm. Strong men can back strong women." Luna states. That is her message.

Leaning up into the mic, Ricky nods his head. "I can dig it." He agrees. "The video's bad ass. Actually both of your videos, especially Bad Things, have a really natural flow to the story they're telling."

"That's all her." Colson chimes in, putting his arm loosely around Luna. "She arranged the whole thing. And any picture without her in it, she shot." He looks over at her proudly.

"So, it's literally the story of your relationship." Ricky muses. Without missing a beat he goes on. "Tell me then, how does it fit into an album where on Hollywood Whore you rap 'Even if I get a wife, she's just somebody I fuck.'?"

Luna laughs out loud. She's been waiting for this. Colson has an answer though.

"You gotta listen to the album." He tells Ricky. "It's out July 5th. Hotel Diablo. A trip through my head. You gotta see for yourself. How I begin and where I end up."

"You got that other banger joint climbing the charts too. It's with.." Ricky looks at his notes. "Yung Blud, right?"

"Yeah." Colson answers him.

"That's on the album too?"

"Yup. Like I said, Man, messed up trip through my head." Colson answers Ricky with a laugh.

"I can tell it's gonna be a ride!!" Ricky laughs with him. "So, this tour. It's selling out all over. Will you two be playing together? Can we expect a pop up from Yung Blud along the way too?" Ricky pries.

"Yeah, I mean Brooklyn will travel with me when she can... And Yung Blud and I have some surprises in the works. Summer and this tour are gonna be lit, Dawg. And don't forget we have ESTFEST the beginning of August, you know that shit gets wild." Colson laughs.

"That it does!" Ricky laughs along with him again. "Now, Brooklyn, will you be on tour this summer yourself?"

"No." Luna shakes her head. "You can catch me with MGK or Halsey. I'll just be kinda floating around this summer." Luna responds.

"So, Summer of Freedom?" Ricky asks with a smirk.

"Yeeeeah.... I guess." Luna dismisses him.

Taking the hint, Ricky leads them out. "You heard it here first. Machine Gun Kelly on tour this summer. Dropping an album July 5th..."

"Hotel Diablo!!" Luna shouts, interrupting him to Colson's amusement.

Ricky grins at her. "Hotel Diablo. That Brooklyn Bitch. Catch her with Halsey and MGK this summer..."

"And SNL this weekend!" Colson interrupts, following her lead.

"SNL this weekend." Ricky adds. "Thank you guys for joining us."

Luna and Colson both thank him for having them.

"Check out Nightmare. We're gonna play you Bad Things. If you ain't got them ESTFEST tickets you better come correct!! We'll be back after this." Ricky finishes before flipping them Off Air.

"You guys were great! Thanks for coming!" He exclaims to Colson and Luna as he pulls off his headphones.

Doing the same, they thank him again. Ricky and Luna exchanging pleasantries as Colson guarantees him a FEST ticket before they exit the studio.

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Pulling out his phone as they walk to the car, Colson posts a selfie of him and Luna from a couple days ago to his Insta. The caption reads:

Bad ass interview on #z1079 with these #BadThings 😈❤🐈 #HotelDiablo #HollywoodWhore #IthinkImOk

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"How long are you gonna be gone?" Colson asks Luna as they walk into his house.

"Well, you'll meet me Friday night. So, two sleeps." She smiles at him over her shoulder as she slips her heels off.

"Two sleeps too long." Colson tells her, coming up from behind as he grips her body tight in his arms. "I'm gonna fucking miss you." He says into her hair.

Feeling her body heat up, she turns around to him. Standing in her tippy toes, she kisses him deeply, telling him she'll miss him too. He lifts her up as she wraps her legs around his waist. Draping her arms around his neck, she kisses him sloppily and passionately. Feeling the fire of him burn inside of her.

"FUCK. I hate leaving him." She thinks as she pulls on his blonde hair. Kissing him all over his face and neck.

Colson pushes her up against the closed front door. Kissing her back hard, Luna rips her shirt off over her head. Unsnapping her bra for her breasts to fall into his mouth.

Using the door as leverage, he presses her against it firmly as he sucks on her tits. Running his hands up her body.

"Fuck me, please." She begs. He submits carrying her over to the couch. As he takes off his shirt and jeans, she wiggles out of hers. Climbing up on her knees, she leans against the back of the couch. Popping her ass in the air.

"God DAMN, Kitten!" He says in admiration before ❗SLAP❗He spanks her bare ass.

She looks over her shoulder at him coyly.

❗SLAP❗He catches her with another one as she moans.

"You want it?" He asks, kneeling on to the couch behind her. Pulling her hair back, he bites her neck, making her pussy flare.

"Yes." She pants.

"Yes, what?" He bites her again.

"YES, PLEEEEASE!" Luna cries out in pleasure.

Colson pushes off the couch, pulling her hips out with him. Running his finger along her wet pussy, he seperates her lips.

Sliding into her, he yells "FUUUCK, LUNAAA!!" like it's his first time inside of her.

Colson has Luna bent over the couch. Facing the front windows. Fucking her relentlessly with the blinds open.

Luna grips the back of the couch, trying to stabilize herself as Colson slams into her deeply. She grabs one of his bare ass cheeks with her hand. Gripping it as he thrusts into her. Again. And again. And again. And again.

Breathing hard and bouncing her ass of his dick harder, Luna feels a rush through her body as she gets light headed.

"OH, FUUUUCK!!" She cries out, cumming all over him. Feeling her tighten and buck harder against him, he let's go too. Cumming inside of her.

"Holy FUCK of a cracker." Luna sighs as her body goes limp under Colson. He lays down on the couch, pulling her with him.

Naked, sweaty and sex stained, they lay together catching their breath. Colson reaches for his jeans, pulling out a joint and a lighter.

"You never cease to amaze me." She chuckles with a sigh.

They lay naked, cuddling in their sex and getting high while going over the next couple of days together.

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They shower and fuck again because life. Colson lights a joint as Luna gets dressed. He doesn't say anything while he watches her bang two 30s. She trades her black shirt for a simple logo white T, a flannel, jeans and Docs. She stuffs her jean jacket in her travel bag, trading it in for her leather.

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Luna's flight is at 2p. Colson drops her before he had to pick up Casie. Refusing to let him walk her in, he pulls her over for a deep kiss. As she pulls him closer by the back of his head, he slides his hand acrossed her throat.

"FUCK." They both think.

"Let me know when you land? And be safe?" He asks her once they seperate.

"Of course." She responds with a smile. She kisses him on the lips again. "I love you. I'll see you in a couple days." She tells him sweetly.

He nods before kissing her back. "I love you too." He says as she pecks him again before opening the door and sliding out.

She grabs her bags out of the backseat. Before shutting the door, she gives him that One Look. With that she disappears inside of LAX.

"THIS fucking girl...." Colson minds trails off thinking about Luna as he heads to grab Casie.

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By time Luna boards the 30s have kicked in. She knocks out the entire 6hr flight.

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Colson and Casie head over to Ashleigh's for dinner. Most of the band is meeting there They need to go over details of the tour. It kicks off in less then 10 days.

Over pasta, salad and beer, they work out every aspect, especially Casie's traveling to both Colson and Ashleigh's satisfaction.

The rest of the night is filled with jokes and Mario Kart until it's time for Casie to go home and get ready for bed.

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Luna hits NY around 9ish. She's caught off gaurd by the paparazzi.

"WHAT THE FUCK....??" She thinks frustrated. She's never had this problem before.

She quickly hops in a cab to BedStuy where she's renting an Air B&B. Pattie doesnt know she's in town early. There's some things Luna likes to keep to herself. Being alone in The City for a bit is one of them. She leans her head against the cab window as she watches the lights dance by her.

"It's good to be home....." She sighs, finding a certain comfort in madness of NY. "Fuck. I hope they don't leak that I'm here..." She thinks suddenly of The Paps and her grandmother. "Steph said it... Fucking fame monster." Annoyed with her new impeding status, Luna pops a bar trying to forget what she seems to be becoming.

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To be continued......