#yeappp

[merakime]

Hello!! I want to say that your recent writing of thorns made my head scratch in a good way!! If it's okay with you, can I request domestic fluff w/ Shalem? Any format is acceptable; I just want to give Shalem the world (and a normal life) he deserves 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 thank you in advance and have a good day!!💜💜

# DOMESTICITY ! ft. shalem

───── a / n: AHH, i’m so glad you enjoyed it <3 thorns kissies seems to be a hit piece here. this has been sitting in my inbox for a while also….. anon i hope you’re still here somewhere…… you’re so based, shalem deserves a little normalcy in his train-wreck life… i hope the characterization is ok!

cw: mention of shalem's issues — word count: 395 — fluff !!

the first instinct shalem had on your hospitality was flight – the thought of settling in with someone, a comfortable tandem; it made his skin crawl. a precious life such as yours shouldn’t entwine with the shambles that is his. he chalked the idea of intimacy and domesticity (or anything beyond superficial) as unattainable a long time ago. so really, you both are surprised when shalem accepts your first invitation for a day at your place. (luckily, good performers have good control of themselves – a second less practice and his heart would’ve simply stopped then and there.)

he’s confused by your gestures, yes, but he can play it off well. you have to have a keen eye for it – the small moments of hesitation before he reaches out for you, the moments of doubt when picking condiments for your breakfast, the hitch in his breath when you approach. this is not in the script, is it? derivations like these feel almost wrong at first – but with time he settles into his desire.

shalem is smooth. incredibly so. when he begins to settle into your affection, you begin to notice – when he moves it’s like a calculated rhythm, his words are song to your ears. his voice in particular is soothing – when you’re in distress, the sound of it is quick to calm you. (sometimes he gives you “therapy sessions” – he’s incredible at giving advice, especially over a cup of tea. it’s a great talent. you’d like to return it but you assume shalem needs professional help over casual life-counsel.)

on the occasions that shalem sleeps with you, he finds himself waking up more well-rested. shalem’s dreams are more peaceful in your presence – his worries disappear for a little when he buries his face in your shoulder. this calming effect of yours also works in waking hours – his shoulders feel significantly lighter. he has a hard time finding proper words to thank you with.

shalem’s idea of domesticity is very limited – but he works with what he has. through the plays he had to study once, he has an idea of romantic intimacy. he knows it’s probably kind of mawkish to a normal person – truly, it makes him embarrassed too. you get to take the lead mostly – however, he may surprise you with a candle-lit dinner, flowers or letters – and perhaps a dance, if your heart desires.

───── final note: you give shalem a crumb of affection and he goes into fire alert mode. i have no concept of domesticity either so i hope this is ok! it came out a bit short but i hope you don't mind. ;-; i just think that he deserves to feel comfortable sometimes. with himself too. his operator files are like a hydrogen bomb

[but-a-humble-selfshipper]

Been thinking of DaveTrap lately ngl. Y'know I think w some elbow grease and love it'd work. It'd not be easy by any means but it'd be worth it I think.

[oobbbear]

14, 15, 17, 20, 21 for the isat ask game

💥Favorite pun?

Tree-mendous, the classic

💥 If you could hang out with one character, who would it be?

Isa, he’s like the nicest chillest person on this planet and he’s very cute

💥Do you accept the Tutorial Kid’s Challenge?

Yeappp

💥Your Favorite Headcanon?

This is based off nowhere but I like to see the star on loop’s stomach as a stab wound

It’s why I made these two drawings

💥Your favorite Ship?

Yk… isn’t it obvious……. I talk about it everyday…

It’s isasif

I love sloop but they’re not so much of a ship to me they’re a little more complicated

[venerablehoney]

Yeappp

Yay! My beloved insomniacs, bar closers, 2nd shifters or Australians/early rising Europeans <333

[thundersbugs]

idk if I misread 'cause unfortunately I lost my glasses but I have seen mcr mentioned several times? live love laugh my chemical romance. because ive seen my chem mentioned it's an immediate follow yippee 🗣

YEAPPP I LOVE MCR!! got the black parade & three cheers on cd!! live laugh love my chemical romance :D

[hireathlove]

is msperfectlydamaged your irl friend ?

Yeappp the only good thing I have in my life right now :)

[streaminn]

Wait you have a single mom!Enid AU?

yeappp, its somewhere in au thoughts but its an au where she finds a baby and as the baby grows, enid can't help but be reminded so much of wednesday

its a pretty kinda sad au? i based it off almost (sweet music) by hozier

[mystigaron]

saw an odogaron on fer.ever is that u

YEAPPP that's me... i was probably my vanitas kingdomheart jackalope... haiii

[goldie-screams]

You're 6'4???

Wow thats great. I. I'm. So. Um. How. Uhhhh sorry my mouth has gone dry. Um.

Hi

Hiiiii~ Yeappp I'm 6' 4" Oh you reminded me. Here's a visual.

[spacexseven]

by guard darling, you mean the one 🩹 anon sent with the nikolai, sigma, dazai, and fyodor, right?

yeappp!

[alligaytorswamp]

yeappp 💅

[impala-dreamer]

You ever have days that just feel like they go round and round?

Ohhh yeappp mhmmmm

[mousewear]

Yeappp i really like sting rays and otters and kittens and bunnies

[dykenastasyafilippovna]

Honestly imagine coming home after a long trip and your dad is dead just buried in the yard casual style and you ask your wife and she’s just like 👍yeappp.. that happened ..! 🤷🤷🤷🤷thas how the cookie crumbles…! 🙏🙏🙏a real shame…!

[dleena2023]

so yeappp mat salleh fans can finally watch lck early >.<

only for a game today

[judehatesmaths]

Unless they make a drastic change from the book, Tim is aware of what Hawk did in 57. Hawk gives Mary specific instructions to tell Tim it was him. He didn't want Tim tempted to contact him. I believe Hawk knew his resolve would crumble and he would eventually try to reach out to Tim so he wanted Tim angry enough at him that reaching out wouldn't really be an option. Changing that would make Tim's reluctance and distance towards Hawk on the 60's episode seem out of place.

Yeappp agreed tbh, wouldn't make much sense