#yeah yeeeaaaah...

[aenslem]

For All Mankind (2019– )

[arcxnumvitae]

Just finished C.astlevania N.octurne

[certifieddudette]

@gamecode you need to see this 👀👀👀👀

Gesaffelstein: Aleph (2013)

[unamused-boss]

Ngl im literally obsessed with ur writeing rn so! I have a request! Could you do a billy x reader where you are in a band and you invite billy to a show and hes like your biggest supporter ever. OH and you play the guitar and are the lead singer ( Yall r highsxhool yall have no money) so yeah, tysm if you do the request!!!!

That's my Girlfriend!!!

Billy Hargrove x Fem Reader

Disclaimer: This maybe a bit short, underaged drinking, some harsh language

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"If I'm gonna be honest I'm actually shitting myself Billy." You panicked to your boyfriend. He looked to you softly.

"Can you stop shitting your pants, you will do great." He said.

"You really think so." You look to him with big eyes. He can't help but laugh at the state of you. The first night Billy had met you was, of course, at a party were you promptly punched him in the nose. To this day you say it was an accident but Billy knows it was on purpose. He was being an ass... and you both were drunk.

"Hey." Billy smiled to you. " You are going to give the most amazing show these hicks the best show of their lives and after we are going to have the best sex of our lives." Billy laughed as you punched him in the arm for the horrible sex joke. Your expression still did not change. He brought you closer to squeeze you into a hug. He kissed your lips as an announcement was heard throughout the bar.

"Everybody, I would like to introduce a new band to you. You don't know them, but many mothers have complained about their volume level. I'd like to welcome.... VELVET CONCORD!!"

There was a small clap echo that went through the Hide Out bar. That didn't help in any way for you. Your expression stayed the same, terrified.

"You got this babe." Billy whispered. You nodded.

"You ready girl?" Dusk asked right behind the both of you.

"With the amount of crap in my pants... I guess." You are unsure about this.

This has been your dream ever since you could play guitar. You met Thorn, Luna, and Dusk all in middle school. You guys came up with Velvet Concord for the middle school talent show in 1977. That show solidified your friendship. Sure you guys didn't win but you didn't care. You all found something that will bind you together forever. This show in this bar is your first real show, not one for some school dance or party with preselected music. You will be playing original songs that you wrote, with notes that Dusk came up with, bass from Thorn, and drums from Luna. You didn't want to screw this up for them.

We've dealt with so much bullshit. From bullying cause of how we dress, to our music, jeez it only stopped when you started dating Billy. Everyone would pick on us until they needed a band for the party, and in the words of Tommy H. "I'd rather have you than the freak and his band." At least you weren't the second pick.

You and Velvet Concord made your way on stage. You nearly tripping over some cords. You were sweating, so much sweat. My throat is dry. The lights are glaring down at me. ' I can't do this' 'I should give up'.... 'What am I doing?'

"Yeeeaaaah!" A voice broke you off your head. "Let's go Velvet Concord!" It was your Billy. The Billy you punch in the face. The Billy you asked out. The Billy that asked you to be his girlfriend. The Billy that told you how sexy you look in your stage outfit tonight. The Billy that has non stopped supported you once both were together.

"Um... Hello everyone we are Velvet Concord." You started. "This is my bassist Thorn, my drummer Luna, and my pianist Dusk." Okay you've introduced everyone.

Now the show begins.

"1...2...3..."

Your guitar was on fire. You were synced with the band as if it were second nature. The upbeat rock blared through out the Hide Out. Luna put every heart beat into her drums. You don't think you have ever felt so alive. Every lyric that was sang was like it was being constructed for the first time all over again. You're back in the garage practicing what cord goes were and what note was perfect. The set that your prepared for the night was selected perfectly. Nothing can beat this. The nervous sweat now turned to excitement. Screaming every note with passion. Everything was right, this is how it is supposed to be. Velvet Concord under bright lights, even if they were from some dingy rock bar. The last riff finally hit. Thorn played it out a bit as usual.

"But on my tombstone when I go just put death by rock and roll~"

There was an eruption of applause through the crowd. The lights were turned down now you could see everyone in the crowd. Everyone cheering for your band.

"That's my girlfriend!!" A shrill voice yelled. You laughed at Billy's antics. You didn't see where he was until a force came up on stage an tackled you into a hug.

"This is my fucking girlfriend!!" He yelled to the crowd. Which in return made them scream even louder at his banter. You looked behind to see your band mates laughing at your boyfriend. You step forward away from Billy for a moment.

"Thank you everyone!." You and your band took your, very much rehearsed, bow to the crowd. You quickly unhooked your guitar from the speakers to be dragged backstage by your boyfriend. As he turned you around he brought you in for a hot kiss. Which surprised you cause you thought this would be saved for later.

"You were the most amazing and sexy woman I have ever met!" Billy cheered to you. You laughed in response. He brought your into a bear crushing hug.

"Was it really that good?" you asked.

"Good? It was better than good, it was great!" He yelled.

"Yo Y/n, get your mans under control." Thorn laughed. "We've only just begun, if he's this excited about our first show he might wipe out by our next." You girls laughed along with her. Meanwhile Billy was smothering you with a hug. If your hair wasn't already frazzled it would have been a mess.

"Guys! Guys!" Luna shouted as she ran to you all. "Joel just gave me out check!" She waved. You quickly snatched it from her flailing hand.

"Oh my gosh!" Your eyes widen at the amount, sure for some it wasn't a lot but damn!

"Who want's to flipping celebrate!!" You cheered.

"Yeeeeeaaaaahhh" Everyone else cheered in agreement. Going to run out to the bar to party. Billy stoped for a quick moment alone.

"You really are the best girl ever." He smiled. you smiled to giving him a kiss on the lips.

"Now let's get wasted!" He cheered taking you along with him.

"Yeah!"

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Hope you enjoyed!

Fics are gonna be coming out a little slower cause of school plus I'm having writers block. But I will try to get a Halloween fic out by the end of the month!

[moonsfantasyworld]

im being very normal on twitter

yeah

yeeeaaaah

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Ooc - MORE STORIES

story time! Okay, so I live near Memphis, TN. That means we don't get much snow at all, 3 inches at the very most. But the last three years we've gotten prett deep snowfalls. 5 -6 inches, and 2022 we got 8 inches. So! I really like the snow so I take as much advantage as I can, sledding, snowman etc etc.

But my mother must have had a death wish for me, because she got my brother and I each a snow scooter. Just imagine a normal scooter(no motor) and remove the wheels and slap a snowboard on the bottom, that's what it is. I took one look at it and just 'oh yeeeaaaah'

anyway, we have a pretty steep hill --DONT GET AHEAD OF ME HERE--and there's a ditch at the bottom....

yeah, this is a crash story-

So I work myself up to take my scooter to the top of the hill. It's about 50 feet to the bottom and the scooter is very tippy. Did I stop to think about this was a good idea? Nooooooooooo. I went down the hill, hit the ditch and wound up making a YouTube worthy crash. Arms and legs flying everywhere. It was beautiful.

And the next thing I did after laughing myself silly, I GOT UP AND DID IT AGAIN (with some hesitation mind you)

So now I hath dubbed the scooter the death machine.

[mercair]

You don't gotta answer this if you don't wanna, buuuut

Any thoughts on what your guys would think of Bellamy?

Eyyy it's Bellamy! The Dinosaur :DDDD

Well first off, Woostern!! Hey, wouldn't it be fitting for Woostern to have a dinosaur? Cuz... You know... Woody theory n' stuff. ANYWAYS, i think they could get along pretty easily! She wouldn't understand why Bellamy hates Kris, but hatin' ain't no crime! Nothing wrong going on here!

Bonslick. Yeeeaaaah he ain't talking to a character that was made for BAAABYYY LOOOSEEERS, he's just too cool and grown up and COOL for that. He'd also probably bully her. Also he deeeefinitely can take Bellamy's transformation on a fight, trust me (spoiler: he gets stomped several times).

Left-E! Ahhh another family friendly character that wants to kill Kris specifically for even more specific reasons!! I think Left-E would enjoy her company quite a lot, as a child entertainer himself, he's also very childish!

Sonatta. Well uhh Sonatta doesn't know Susie... At all, so Bellamy's existence would be a total surprise for her. We all now she's very protective of Kris... On her own way, so it's safe to say that she'd dissaprove of Bellamy's possibly murderous intents, but at the same time she wouldn't be capable of being mad at her, she just seems to really miss Susie and... Sonatta understands that.

Quiddo! Yeah. Quiller! Ehh, as of now it hasn't developed any interest on Susie and anything surrounding her, i don't think it would care about Bellamy at all. She just seems to have attachment issues with a friend she hasn't seen in years that somehow end up with murderous intents, nothing new for Quiller.

Shikari. Oh my god she would absolutely hate this thing, her edginess can't stand her she needs this thing to DIE. Even though her transfromation is METXL AS HXLL.

Sakriss. For her own sake, he might have to hide her from Shikari... Uhh is she... perhaps, afraid of... Being buried alive for a day or two?

[screampied]

I'm imagining JJK Men in a Butler AU!

Gojo - being like the fun dorky butler in front of your parents, but when your parents aren't around he's constantly teasing you.

Nanami - would be more strict and an amazing cook. He would let you watch or help him out cook probably.

Geto + Toji - I feel like these two will basically tease and "bully" your ass but the moment it's dark out and your parents are sleep, be prepared for at least 3 rounds (possibly 4 😮‍💨).

Choso - Omgggg. I can imagine him going as far as doing tea parties or going shopping with you just to make you happy 🥹🫶🏾 (maybe even matching hair hair bows for whenever he lets you tie up his hair).

Sukuna - IDK I'M LOST. He would do too much shit I feel like 💀. I can actually see him burning the food a few times (A LOT OF TIMES!)

I wanted to know yours and anyone else's thoughts on this 🥲

A BUTLER AU !!!!! yo omg first of all this is all soooo real like i can totally see it.

gojo’s so in character, he’d be so dorky n goofy honestly 🖖. YEPP a big tease for sure. yeeeaaaah nanami’s obv good at cooking, he’d be a five star chef and has like superrr good ratings. LMAO toji can’t cook (at least my opinion) but ur right he’d bully the shit out of u, geto too—they’re both huge teases also. HELLLO FOUR ROUNDS ?! canon

choso doing tea parties is so in character for him 😭😭😭. or like having lil picnics dates w him :(

sukuna 💀 yeah me too idk what he’d be doing, you’d prob have to be the one to teach him. he’d be so stubborn tho </3

[sanvirtheobserver]

SMG4 Fanon: FOOD WARS, The Second Course

I officially bring to you my first fan-written episode, as well as the prologue of my new fanfic Taking Flight.

Hope you enjoy!

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We begin in the gaming room, where we see Tari on the couch playing Lies Of P, Luigi playing some pong by himself for some reason (and somehow still losing), Bob and Boopkins playing that weird ass version of Monopoly they like, and Mario on the computer ordering some Pizza.

Pizza Chef: What kind of toppings would you like?

Mario contemplates the meaning of the question for a moment, wandering deep within the wrinkles of his brain in search of an answer. But that didn't work so he just resorted to smashing the keyboard and bury the digital chef in toppings until we are left with an abomination of an order that will be ready shortly.

Mario: PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And he's off to go get the goods, zipping by Meggy who has entered the room with her own box of goods in hand. Surprisingly enough, we also see Whimpu and Belle tagging along.

Belle: Whats got him all worked up?

Meggy: Eh, you know how Red is around food.

Boopkins: Oh! Ko'nichiwa Whimpu-sama, it's been a while.

Whimpu: It is good to see you too, my Furui Yūjin.

Belle: Oi rags, I got the vials. Bushmaster's blend.

Bob: Oh hell yeah! I'll get the vase!

Belle: Aces.

As Bob go gets the "vase" and the weebs start catching up, We see that Tari has just beaten the Puppet King. She collapses into her seat in releif as Clench starts cheering. And it only took them 35 tries.

Clench: THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE MVP! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE GOAT! THE GOAT!

Tari: *heh* Oh, hey Meggy.

Meggy: Hey Tari! Guess what I goooooooot.

She then noticed the box Meggy's hands, which was more than enough to get her on her feet.

Tari: *gasp* Is that.........?

Yep, within the box was none other than Gnomeson's gourmet candies. We look to the window seeing Gnomeson himself.

Gnomeson: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER******!

Tari: Oh my gosh, you actually found him!?

Meggy: Yeah, we met up at the gym and he hooked me up.

Tari: Then what are we waiting for?

Meggy takes a seat and they both......um.....I'm struggling to find a cigarette analogy to describe this. Anyway, they both take a lollipop.

We then shift perspectives to SMG3 and SMG4 as they begin to head out.

SMG4: Oh C'mon, Three. This'll be fun! ...........Y'know, as long as you behave yourself.

SMG3: I will, I will! Geez, you're the closest thing to a mother I've ever had.

Just then, Mario triumphantly returns with his bounty of 10 whateverthef*** specials. Nice and piping hot.

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Hm? Oh, hi SMG4! Hey, where are you going?

SMG4: We're heading over to Bloopersville to meet up with FM and X. Apparently they got new looks sometime after the whole Lawyer Kong thing.

SMG3: Yeah, I can't wait to see how dumb they look now. Just wait until they get a look of me.

SMG4: Yeeeaaaah. Anyways, we're gonna be gone for a bit. Don't you have TOO much fun, now! Heh heh..........also at least TRY not to set anything on fire, okay?

Mario: Pingas.

SMG4: Close enough. Let's go.

Now they're off on their ~~honeymoon~~ trip, leaving Mario with an...........idea.

That's right, IT'S HOUSE PARTY TIME!!!!

The main hall is a buzz with games and laughter. We see Bob and Rob cheering on Kaizo as he bobs for corn, Chris and Swag playing Pin The Tail On The Teletubby with Luigi, Boopkins teaching Jub Jub how to play Bakugan, Shroomy doing some target practice, and Whimpu showing off his cool rock collection to impress the ladies. Well, more like lady since Melony is the only one who's actually paying attention to the shiny things.

Whimpu: And this is Neodymium glass. It can actually change colors depending on the lighting of the surrounding environment.

Melony: Wooooow! That's so cool. What does that one do?

Whimpu: Oh, this is just Mahogany Obsidian.

Saiko: It's a wonder how she's still awake.

Belle: Honestly, I can't blame her. It's like a Spanish soap opera. You don't know what the hell they're saying, but then you start to piece together what's happening then your hooked.

Saiko: You really have gotten a lot softer, haven't ya.

Belle: Oi, Pot. You got something to say to the Kettle?

Saiko: *chuckles* Alright, alright. Forget I said anything.

We see Tari and Meggy headed to the party table with their Gnomish Candies..........where Meggy noticed Mario with his Pizzas coming over as well. Mario then takes notice of the girls and their Candy. It was when their gazes met that thing's started to get quiet. Everybody took notice of the two staring each other down at the party table.

Meggy: Hey there, Red. What ya got there?

Mario: Pizza. How about you?

Meggy: Oh, just some candy.

Mario: I see.

The energy has changed. Meggy turned her gaze to her fellow Sweet Tooths, and Mario turned his gaze to his fellow Greasy Bois. The line has been drawn. The board is set. All the pieces are taking their places. Their gazes meat once again. A fiery determination glowed within both.

Mario: So................what happens now?

A rhetorical question. You know what happens now. Brace yourselves people, for you are about to witness a...........

Mario & Meggy: FOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

And here we go! The main hall is a Frenzy as sweets, spice, and everything completely unhealthy roars through the air. Kaizo and Bob clash blades, their movements as swift as lightning as sugar and grease flake off like sparks with each strike. Whimpu lays down suppressing fire with a fan of Pretzels as Belle showers the room with a hail of Doritos. Shroomy is blasting condiments in all directions, Saiko's KFC hammer shakes the earth with every impact. Chris and Swag take artillery positions, raining down rock candy artillery as Melony retaliates against Luigi's Unicorn Lollipop Lance with her Pizza Sword, all while Boopkins, Jub Jub, and Tari act as field medics for the Sweet Tooths. We then pan over to Mario using his Pizza Shield to deflect the projectiles of Meggy's M&M16.

Meggy: It's no use, Mario! I have the high ground! Surrender now and we can end this quickly!

Mario: You wish it would be that easy.

Mario throws his hat, but Meggy dodges into the air. She aims down sights towards Mario. All she needs is one clean shot and-

BAM!!!! A surprise sideswipe sends her skidding. Luckily, Tari was able to catch her. Both were shocked to see none other than Pepperman! Mario catches his hat and plops it on with a smirk.

Mario: Thank's for the save, Peppino.

We pan over to see Peppino Spaghetti and his whole crew tipping the balance of the battle. It looks like Mario called in backup this time around, leaving the Sweet Tooths outnumbered by the Greasy Bois.

Meggy: Dammit.........FALL BACK TO THE CAFE!

And so, the Greasy Bois are victorious as the Sweet Tooths are pushed back to SMG3's Café. A Pizza Tower is placed on top of the Castle as proof of their dominion. An impressive win, but this was just the first battle in a war that has just begun.

Behind the Cafe's doors, the Sweet Tooths have regrouped and are now planning their counter attack. Boopkins and Jub Jub are preparing what appear to be makeshift candy explosives. Once the prep work is done, they gather around Meggy as Tari lays out a map of the Greasy Bois' Pizza Tower.

Meggy: We're never gonna end this war if we can't retake the Snack Table, and we can't take back the Snack Table without getting through that Tower.

She points to four different areas of the map.

Meggy: Mario and the Greasy Bois have the Table stashed at the top of the Tower. They may outnumber us, but we'll have a better chance if we can deal with each floor without alerting the floor above. Once we've reached the top and all the ICDs are placed, we deliver our last payload to the Table and bring the whole thing crashing down.

Tari: We lost our last battle because we couldn't take them all at once, so this time we'll need to take them on one floor at a time. It is crucial that we stay together in order to have the numbers advantage against each single floor, so no slacking behind and no rushing in alone.

Luigi: The ICDs are ready for transport Ma'am.

Meggy: Excellent. Any word from our scouts?

Chris: Front door is a no-go. Too heavily guarded. Swag had to stay behind to cover our escape. God be with him.

Bob: Our best chance is to enter through the window of SMG4's room. That will give us the clearest path up stairs.

Meggy: Alright then. Remember to stick together and stick to the shadows. Do not engage unless I give the order. You need to take someone out? Do it quietly. Everybody ready?

The whole team nods in agreement. Meggy turns to Tari, who gives a confident smile.

Tari: We can do this.

Meggy: Then what are we waiting for? Let's give em a good ol' fashioned Sweet Tooth Surprise!

And so the Sweet Tooths are off, preparing to make their move under the cover of night. Kaizo notices them mobilizing as he scouts from the roof of the Castle.

At the peak of the Tower, we see Saiko and Belle dragging Swag to the foot of Mario's Pizza Throne. By his side is Peppino, watching down upon the interloper with a judgemental gaze.

Saiko: Kaizo saw this one skulking around the Main Lobby.

Peppino: I see. What exactly were you doing here, hm?

Swag: Oh, nothing. I was just waiting on a date.

Peppino: Is that so. And who exactly is this date of yours?

Swag: Your mom LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

And just close that, he was sent to THE PIT! Which in reality was just a kiddypool full of Extra Hot Marinara Sauce that REALLY stings when you get it in your eyes. It was then that Kaizo had arrived to deliver the news.

Kaizo: The Sweet Tooths are making their move. It looks like they plan on taking the fight to us. We should act now.

Belle: HA! I say let the Gutbags try.

Whimpu: But if they get here, they could take our table and all will be lost!

Peppino: Indeed. Without the table, our Golden Crispy Kingdom will be lost forever! We must mobilize and-

Mario: No.

All eyes turn to Mario as he walks to the edge and turns his gaze to the Showgrounds below.

Mario: Let them come. Let them see our glory and try to stop us. These Grounds are just the beginning. We shall soon spread across the Mushroom Kingdom. Then the country. Then the world. All shall know the glory of the Greasy Bois! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well that escalated quickly. Though, I've seen worse paths to world domination than a house party turned civil war.

Anywho, the Sweet Tooths enter through SMG4's Room Window, with Meggy and Bob quickly dispatching some Pig Cops.

Bob: I love myself some fresh ham. So good you could ea-

Meggy: Bob I swear to Greg I will actually murder you.

Once the room is secured, the rest enter and Tari is the first to enter the main hall, her Candycane Crossbow at the ready. Luigi and Boopkins are right behind her as they make their way up the staircase. At the door, Luigi uses his Astral projection to peer into the floor above. Apart from a few Cheeseslimes, the coast seems to be clear for the most part. He returns to his body after locating the entrance to the tower.

Luigi: Alright. We should be clear to proceed.

Clench: I don't like this. It sounds like we're walking into a-

?????: Going somewhere?

The trio quickly turns to see Saiko, Kaizo, and Melony on the edge of the balcony. Boopkins quickly aims his Dessert Eagle as Luigi readies his Unicorn Lollipop Lance, but Tari is frozen in fear with her back to the door desperately trying to get it open.

Saiko: Well well well..........

Saiko makes her way towards Tari as Kaizo and Melony face off against Boopkins and Luigi. Tari raises her crossbow as Saiko approaches.

Tari: Stay back! I'm warning you!

She fires a Candycane, but Saiko catches it with ease and crushes it in her hand. She then rips the Crossbow from Tari's hands and pins her against the door by the shoulder.

Clench: Hey, watch it! It takes hours to get a jacket looking this good.

Tari: I.......I'll never surrender to you!

Saiko: Come on, Tari. You can be so much more than this. Just come with us, and we can have a little talk.

Their talk is interrupted by a boot to Saiko's face, courtesy of Meggy. Saiko tries to retaliate with a swing of her hammer, but is intercepted by Bob and sent flying off the balcony with a well timed parry. Chris arrives, pulls Tari aside, and blows the doors wide open with his FR-GL.

Chris: Come on you apes! Do you wanna live forever!?

Bob: Keep going, guys! We'll hold them off!

Tari snaps out of her shock and makes her way through the door alongside Meggy, and Chris. They all make their way to the entrance of the Pizza Tower, where they encounter Shroomy with his dual condiment cannons.

Shroomy: Stop right there! No sugary treats are allowed beyond this point.

Chris: Don't worry. I got this.

Tari looks over to Chris preparing something. He swiftly slides a can of sugar frosted sardines right at Shroomy's feet.

Chris: Wait for it.

Shroomy: I will now require your immediate and unconditional surren-

Suddenly, a bear rips it's way through the woodworks, scooping up the sardines and thrashes Shroomy around before dragging him screaming below the floorboards. Looking back on it, I realize having so much unguarded food in a location surrounded by woodlands that are full of wild animals *probably* wasn't the best idea.

But enough semantics. It's time for our PIZZA TOWER ANY PERCENT SPEEDRUN. Our trio blitzes through each floor with breakneck pace Meggy's aim is swift and true. Chris' explosive ordinance blankets the battlefield, and Tari.......well, she's too busy trying to keep up while also setting up each ICD within the tower. Their progress is interrupted with the arrival of Peppino along with Pepperman, Vigilante, and The Noise. The battle is intense, as each side throws everything they have at one another.

Vigilante: Ya got moxie, kid. But ya'll need more than that.

Meggy simply smirks as she notices Pepperman coming in hot from behind trying to get in another sideswipe. But as Vigilante unloads a hail of bullets, Meggy expertly dodges and Pepperman ends up passing right below her. He gets riddled with bullets as he crashes into Vigilante, taking them both out.

Meggy: That enough *Moxie* for ya?

Pepperman/Vigilante: My scrotums.

We then cut to Chris facing off against the Noise, who isn't really fighting him so much as trying to bore him to death with an "intimidating" speech.

Noise: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire PT armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my-

Chris just pulls out an RPG and blows his ass to high heaven. That just leaves us with Tari setting up another ICD before being confronted by Peppino, who uses his signature beyblade attack. Tari panicks as she frantically tries to avoid getting ripped up, but is driven into a corner.

Peppino: Give up, blue girl. Your gaming skills are no match for the Spaghetti Family Swag.

It is then that Tari notices a crate next to her labeled "Materiali Pericolosi". Seeing no other option, she quickly rummages through the crate as Peppino goes in for another attack. But right in the nick of time, Tari manages to force feed him a freshly baked pizza. With Pineapple. The crime against Italy is too much for Peppino to handle as he collapses onto the ground screaming and defeated. Tari very awkwardly steps around the suffering Italian man and regroups with the others as the trio makes their way to the final battle. They make their way to Mario's Throne Room, where Bell is ready with her Takigun and Whimpu is using Rob as a Spear as they guard the Snack Table.

Belle: C'mon ya Muckers! Ya feeling lucky?!

Whimpu: Surrender now if you value your lives.

Rob: Please put me down I am very tired.

Meggy: Let us handle the goons. You just focus on delivering that payload.

Tari nervously clutches the last ICD as Meggy and Chris lock and load.

Chris: This is for Swag, you Greasy Bitches!

Chris kicks off the fight with a barrage from his FRGL, while Belle and Meggy exchange hails of gunfire. Tari makes a break straight for the Snack Table. Whimpu is in hot pursuit, rearing Rob for a surprise attack but is then intercepted by Chris's boot.

Chris: Keep going! I'll cover you!

Whimpu proceeds to swing Rob around like a hammer at Chris, much to Rob's motion sick dismay. Belle is still preoccupied with Meggy as Tari see the table. But right as she is about to set the device...........

Mario: Hey stinky!

Tari looks up and is shocked to see Mario standing on top of the massive floating Pizza with a sinister face.

Mario: Your pathetic resistance ends now, Sweet Tooths! Me and Pizzaface here are gonna show you what's for! With our combined pow-

But just then, Pizzaface flips around and flings Mario straight into the floor.

Mario: HEY, WHAT THE F***! We're supposed to be working together!

Pizzaface: YOU THINK I FORGOT OUR LAST MEETING, MARIO? THE ONE WHERE YOU ATE ME?

Mario: Oh.............I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

Pizzaface then goes on a rampage, crashing into everything in sight. Belle is unfortunately caught in one of Pizzaface's attacks, knocking her unconscious. Whimpu drops rob and heroically catches her in his arms before running away to safety. Chris and Meggy open fire on him, but are then sent flying with a whip from his green pepper mustache. Meggy is flung towards the balcony, hanging from the edge, whereas Chris is flung into the PIT where Swag is.......chilling, for some reason.

Chris: OH GOD MY EYES AAAAAAAAHH!!!!

Swag: Oh hey Chris. I just made some Bloody Maries.

Tari is petrified in fear as Pizzaface stares her down with a sadistic grin. She crumples to the ground, clutching her head as she braces for the end. But just as all seems lost........

Clench: Hey, Tari........

Tari turns her attention to her robot arm.

Clench: We have a mission to complete. Remember?

Tari: I......I don't know what to do. Everyone's down and everything is falling apart. Clench.........

Tears begin to well up in her eyes.

Clench: Listen to me. I know you're scared, but that hasn't stopped you before, has it? Remember that time Waluigi turned everyone into zombies and tried to take over the world, and you saved everybody by beating him at a fighting game?Remember when Meggy was abducted by that lizard weeb guy, and you joined the assault on Anime Island to save her? Remember when that Zero guy tried to recycle the universe and you joined the fight to beat him? And surely you remember the time you were stuck in some kind of bootleg Westworld and created your own pocket dimension to save everybody? Those were all scary too, weren't they?

Tari contemplates Clench's words. Those moments WERE scary.......yet that didn't stop her from helping her friends when it mattered the most.

Clench: You don't need to be fearless to be brave, Tari. You just gotta do what needs doing.

It was in that moment Tari felt something. She got back up to her feet and gazed defiantly straight into Pizzaface's Pepperonis. Her fear didn't disappear......it just didn't matter anymore. Clench was right. You don't have to be fearless to be brave.

Just then, Tari's eyes lit up with a vivid azure hue as a surge of energy coarsed threw her. Meggy managed to pull herself up just in time to see Tari levitating in the air. From her back emerged a pair of translucent blue wings crackling with energy. Tari then flew into the sky, breaching the clouds as the first sight of dawn broke. She then rocketed back down at Mach speed, her robotic arm crackling with power as it made contact with Pizzaface's cheese. The two crashed through the tower's floors, before breaking through the Castle's roof. Both Greasy Bois and Sweet Tooths present ceased their fighting as a massive crash shook the foundations of the Main Hall. When the dust had settled, they saw a crater in the main hall riddled in Pizzaface's mechanical remains. At the center of the crater was severely mangled Pizzahead and an unconscious Tari.

We then cut to later in the morning. SMG3 and SMG4 return to see the Castle abuzz with activity. The war was over, the Pizza Tower was destroyed, The Sweet Tooths and Greasy Bois have reached a truce, and the festivities had resumed. We see Kaizo bobbing for corn as Bob, Rob, and the Noise cheer him on. We see Boopkins, Jub Jub, and Melony sitting down as the Vigilante tells them the story of how the military once bombed his buddy Keith. Whimpu is once again showing off his rock collection to Belle, who seems to be actually paying attention this time. Chris and Swag are laying back and enjoying some Bloody Maries as Shroomy arm wrestles Pepperman. At the foyer we see Peppino and Mario spinning pizzas and playing tunes on the turntables. The SMGs make their way to the Gaming Room where they see Saiko and Meggy watching over Tari as she lays down on the couch.

SMG4: Looks like we missed quite the party, huh?

SMG3: I'll say, judging by the hole in the ceiling. And the Crater in the main hall. And the ambulance outside. And the tower pieces every- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?

Meggy: It's a long story. How you holding up, soldier?

Tari: Just fine, captain. A little dizzy, though.

Saiko: I have to admit. You did quite a number on poor Pizzahead. I didn't think you had it in you to even fight someone, let alone.........THAT.

Tari looks down at her robot arm.

Tari: Yeah. Neither did I.

SMG4: Well, the Castle is still in one piece for the most part, so I guess it's fine. It's definitely gonna delay the second floor, though.

Saiko: Hey, how was your trip to Bloopersville?

SMG3: ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FM GOT ABS AND I DIDN'T! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?

SMG3 continues to be a deva as the camera zooms out from the Castle and into the woodlands, where we see.......something........moving in the trees as the screen fades to black and the credits role.

[spookyserenades]

It's tipsy ask time oh yeah baby

In a scale of most to the least, who is the most protective and "territorial" of them ?

OH YEEEAAAAH!

Most

Namjoon

Seokjin

Taehyung

Yoongi

Jimin

Hoseok

Jeongguk

Least

Tipsy ask Dana anything hours 🍸

[headspaceconversations]

[system talking with a friend system about sugar gliders]

a: the thing from the emoji. it has the big bug eyes

j: [emoji of that aheemheem meme hamster] this one?

a: YEAH THAT ONE

m: that is a hamster sir

LOL yeeeaaaah those are quite different animals. XD sugar gliders are really cool, though!!

[quetzii]

COMISSIONS OPEN!!

Yeah!!! As the images says!!

Yeeeaaaah, idk what to say but, my dms are open so,,,,,

reshares and appreciated!! ty!!

[astermath]

guys… ik this is not what I usually post but— LOOK AT MY FRIENDS ART. LOOK AT IT. DONT U WANT SMTH LIKE THIS FOR YOURSELF??

WELL YOU CAN! YOU CAN COMMISSION HER!! ISNT THAT AMAZING WHAAA GO DO IT RN!

i cant stop drawing myself

[janis-1987]

Fizzarolli’s Backstory  (Angst)

Hey all, this is part one of two of my really long Fizzarolli one shot, I figured it would be better to break it up into two parts so that way it didn't get too overwhelming for me or for you. This part covers childhood to young adult. So enjoy!

Tw: fire, greed, Mammon, abuse, minor child abuse.

If you aren't in the headspace to read any of that please come back later or steer clear. Without any further ado, enjoy!

Fizzarolli was born to preform, or at least it seemed that way. Ever since he was little he'd been a star. But that came with other issues. 

“Again!” Buckzo yells at Fizzarolli. He takes another long swig of his beer, “And this time, don’t fuck it up.” 

Fizzarolli whimpers, he had just fallen off the large ball for what felt like the hundredth time, his eyes wet with tears as he gets up, “Pl-please, can I have a break Cash?” He begs softly, his little legs shaking in pain. 

“No, you’ve got potential kid, you could go far but to do that you need to master your craft. So, we’re staying right here until you do it right.” Cash responds coldly, “You should be thankin’ me, I’m setting you up from a bright future in show biz.” 

Fizz looks longingly at the exit to the tent, where he can see Blitzo and Barbiewire playing with the other children that performed in the circus. Only for the tent flap that acted as a door to be shut, draping him in shadow. “Please, please can I go play? Just for 15 minutes? I promise I’ll come right back.” He begs, desperate for a break and to be a normal kid, if only for a few minutes. 

“I already told you no. If you get this trick right then you can have the rest of the day to play with Blitzo and Barbie. Okay?” Cash responds, trying to get the kid to just do the damn trick again. 

Fizz's eyes light up at that, he was really close to getting it, surely he could do it before the sun set and finally, finally after weeks of practicing from sunrise to set, only ever getting a break to preform in shows, he could play with Blitz and Barbie and just be a normal kid for a few hours. So, sniffles and wipes away his tears. He walks to the edge of the ring and starts his trick. He does three cartwheels before tuning the 4th into a backbend, which he then turns into a handstand and finally, he pushes himself off the ground with all his might, launching himself into the air, thanks to a spring beneath his hands, he flips and sticks the landing perfectly, one foot balanced perfectly on the ball while the other is off of it, his arms open as he pants. “Was....Was that good enough?!” He asks excitedly. 

Cash nods, “Yeah kid, you did good.” He affectionately pats the spot in-between his horns, “Now, go have your fun.” 

Fizz cheers happily and jumps off the ball, running outside to play with the other kids, but as soon as he got out there, the other kids groaned, except for his best friend, Blitzo. Fizz frowns why had they all groaned? 

“Hi guys! I finally got done with rehearsal, so what are we playing?” He asks happily, his tail wagging. 

“Well, we were playing tag, but you’re probably too tired for that.” Barbie says, crossing her arms. 

“Yeeeaaaah.” A bunch of the other kids whine at him. 

Fizz shakes his head, “I’m not, I promise I’m not. I can play!” He cries, clearly distressed by the idea that he wouldn’t be able to play, after he worked so hard too. But he couldn’t deny they were right, his whole body ached. But he wasn’t about to let that stop him. He wanted to play and he was going to. 

The others looked unsure until Blitzo spoke up, “Hey, if he says he can play then he can. Come on guys.” 

Fizz smiles, grateful to have one friend in this awful place. But truthfully, he didn't think it was that awful, and on days when he wasn’t worked to the bone, the other kids actually liked to hang out with him. 

He smiles, as the other kids agree to play with him, that is until gunshots start to go off, at first Fizz doesn’t think they’re that close, that is until one of the adults running to get their kid inside falls to the ground. Blitzo grabs Fizz's hand as his mother grabs Blitzo and Barbie’s hands, pulling them inside a tent to hide. Fizz tears up and curls up in a little ball, hiding with the twins. His one chance to play, ruined by some idiot with a gun. It wasn't fair. He just wanted to play, was that such a crime. He starts to cry, hiding his face in his hands as Blitzo tries to cheer him up by telling his absolutely horrible jokes. 

Things continued like that until they reached the age of 13, with the decrease of physical games and the increase of gossiping and shit talking audience members, Fizzarolli’s popularity sky rocketed. He was a joy on and off stage, it seemed like he was always ready with a joke or witty remark. He was still worked to the bone and constantly chastised about what he was eating and how much, but he didn’t care much. He was the circus’ biggest draw. He brought in the crowds that allowed this place to stay open. 

He remained close with Blitzo, even if his best friend had only gotten weirder, that strange obsession he had with horses did not go away with age like Fizz had thought it would. But that didn’t really matter. Fizz adored being around Blitzo and hanging out with him. It was alway the best part of his day. 

Blitzo eagerly waves to his tired friend as he gets out of rehearsal, “Fizz! Ready to go fuck shit up?” 

Fizz smiles, “You know it! You got the stuff?” He asks softly as the two slip into the tent they shared, so he could change out of his jester outfit. 

“Of course I did, it’s not hard to get my hands on spray paint.” Blitzo replies with a laugh, showing off his haul of spray paint, hidden away in his backpack. 

“Good, because I am never using the paint you brought last time again.” Fizz teases. 

“Hey! How was I supposed to know that it was body paint? Besides, I had to be fast that time, the shop keeper was on to me.” Blitzo whines. 

“Yeah, yeah, whatever Blitzo.” He says as he finishes changing, “Now come on. Let’s go before your dad decides to make me do another run through.” He says grabbing Blitzo’s hand and leading him out of the circus grounds. It wasn’t hard to get out, no one payed much attention to the two anymore, not since Blitzo’s mother had died. 

They eventually make it further into the industrial district and get to work on spray painting any wall they could reach. That was until they heard the police sirens. 

Fizz drops the can and takes off running, which prompts Blitzo to yell at him and try to grab the can, “These were expensive you prick!” He yells. 

Fizz whines and runs back, throwing the can he had dropped into Blitzo’s bag and then grabbed Blitzo’s hand and drags him along, he was not looking to get caught today. 

They reach a fence and Blitzo looks at Fizz, he was the shorter of the two, “Give me a boost and then I’ll help you over.” He says as he pants, seeing the cops flashlight, Fizz does just that but Blitzo falls onto the other side of the fence, unable to help Fizz.

 Shit. Fizz breathes heavily, as he looks for a way out, he had to do something, so he takes a chance, he jumps, landing on the side of the wall, he quickly pushes off that to get higher up onto the other wall of the alley, which puts him high enough to clear the fence, he lands on the other side only to see, Blitzo wasn’t there. He didn’t like that, but he didn't have time to wonder where he went, he runs, and runs until he’s back at the circus. 

“Dad, please! I didn’t mean for him to get caught!” Blitzo pleads with his father, only to be slapped across the face. 

“You fuckin idiot! We don’t have the money to pay bail! So you’ve just cost us the only person who keeps people coming to this place! You’ve fucked us Blitzo!” His father screams. 

“HEY!” Fizz yells once he’s caught his breath and he gets in-between the two, “I didn’t get caught. I’m fine. The circus will be fine.” Fizz says, glaring at Cash. 

Cash rolls his eyes and shoves Fizzarolli to the side, “I’m glad you’re alright Fizzarolli but that doesn’t change that he put you in danger. No go to your tent, Blitzo and I need to have a chat.” He says through gritted teeth. 

“No!” Fizz says, grabbing Cash’s arm, only receive a slap across the face, knocking him backwards and onto his ass, he yelps and holds his face. 

“I told ya to stay out of it!” Cash roars, “Go put some ice on it. I don't need you to get a fuckin bruise.” 

Fizz whimpers and runs off to get some ice like Cash suggested, no longer brave enough to get involved, even if Blitzo was his best friend. 

Five years later and Blitzo and Fizz were dating and for their one year anniversary Blitzo was taking Fizz to see a Mammon concert. Fizz was absolutely over the moon about it. He had always looked up to Mammon, there weren’t many in the greed ring who didn’t but Fizz wanted to be as famous as Mammon and at this point he nearly was. Sure he still worked for the little circus that was nearing bankruptcy but that certainly wasn’t holding Fizz back, so many places were offering him a job with them but Fizz insisted that he stayed with the circus. Especially since potential investors have started to show their faces willing to buy the circus just to get their hands on Fizzarolli. But those were just imps from the greed ring, Fizz wanted to be known throughout the rings of hell, just like the prince was. He certainly was on the right track for that. 

But he wasn’t thinking too much about all that tonight. Tonight was just pure dumb fun with his boyfriend, no business bullshit. At least, that had been the plan. 

That plan changed after the concert however when two of Mammon’s security guards approached Fizz and Blitzo. 

“Are you Fizzarolli?” One of them asks, giving a stern look. 

“That’s what my id says, why?” He says with a laugh, Blitzo holds his boyfriend’s arm and glares at the guard.

“If you want his number you can’t have it. He’s mine bitch!” Blitzo says annoyed. 

Fizz elbows him, “So, why do you care who I am?” He asks snarkily. 

“Mammon wants to speak with you.” The security guard states. 

Fizz freezes, the Mammon wanted to talk to him a little imp who was just starting to make a name for himself? He had to be dreaming. He doesn’t know what to say, he had promised Blitzo that he wouldn’t talk business with anyone tonight, but he couldn't say no to a deadly sin. 

“Okay yeah, could we do that another time, I’m kinda on a date.” Fizz asks, hoping the answer would be yes. 

“No, either you talk with him now, or you never talk to him. Up to you.” The guard responds. 

Fizz looks at Blitzo with the best puppy dog eyes he can muster, “Please baby? I’ll be quick.” 

Blitzo sighs but nods, “Yeah, alright, I’ll be right here, okay?” 

Fizzarolli squeals happily and covers his face in kisses, “Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ll be back soon, I promise.” He says excitedly as he follows the security guard to the backstage area. 

He looks around the area in awe, all the tech here was new, and expensive, he had never seen equipment so nice, the circus was severely outdated and his shows were what was keeping it alive.

The guard knocks on the door to Mammon’s dressing room and a small imp opens the door, smiling when he sees Fizzarolli, he welcomes the taller imp inside and Fizz can’t help but be nervous, after all he was about to meet the prince of the greed ring, his idol, Mammon. 

Mammon turns around to look at Fizz, “Fizzarolli! Just the imp I wanted to see, I’m glad you could take the time to come and see me.” Mammon says sweetly, eager to lure this new fly into his web. 

Fizzarolli smiles brightly and his tail wags, he couldn't believe Mammon knew his name,“It’s an honor sir, of course I had time to come and see you. I can’t really say no to meeting not only a prince but my idol.” 

Mammon chuckles, “Please, just call me Mammon kid, you’ve made quite the name for yourself, you’ve earned the right to address me by my name.” 

Fizzarolli is amazed to hear that, from what he'd heard no one was allowed to call Mammon by his name when they met him, not unless they were royalty, it made him feel special, which was exactly what Mammon wanted to do, “Really? Thank you Mammon.” 

“Sure kid,” He says with a shrug, “Any way, I’ve heard quite a bit about you and with how popular you are, I wanted to make you an offer.” 

An offer?! Mammon wanted to make him an offer? This was the best day of Fizz’s life. 

“I want to make you a true star kid, known throughout the rings of hell. But from what I understand, you aren't willing to part with that circus you work at. So, I want to buy the circus and convert it into an amusement park of sorts.” Mammon tells him, he didn’t really want the whole circus but Mammon knew Fizzarolli would be worth the investment, the kid had that it factor that everyone looked for in performers and he had it, he could go far. Plus, more importantly, he could make Mammon a shit ton of money. 

“Wait, really? You’re going to buy the circus? But... I don't own the circus, you’ll have to talk to Cash.” Fizzarolli starts only to be shushed by Mammon. 

“Don’t worry about that kid, I already knew that, I wanted to ask you something, are you and that other imp that you perform with, do you have to be a duo? Because I’m gonna be honest, he’s holdin’ you back. I can make you a star kid, but if you want that, you have got to ditch the side kick. He can still perform at the new circus, and don’t you worry about the rest of the circus folk, I’ll make sure they got jobs too. But if you want to go big, you gotta ditch that dead weight. So if you want me to save your circus, and your ass from the streets, you need to be willing to do whatever it takes. Are you willing to do that?” Mammon asks.

Fizz falls silent as Mammon finishes speaking and his tail droops, was he willing to ditch Blitzo? He wanted to be a star but the two had been inseparable, a duo since they were young, he wanted to talk to Blitzo about it and get his opinion or blessing before making a decision but he didn’t have that luxury right now. Blitzo would understand, right? I mean, he was his boyfriend and he would be happy for him, right? 

So he looks up at Mammon and nods, “I’m willing to become a solo act.” 

“Wonderful, I’ll take care of everything else within the next few days so don’t even worry, we’ll get your contract set once I’ve gotten the circus, so go enjoy your night, Fizzarolli.” Mammon replies with a smile on his face, he truly was happy, he had just gotten exactly what he wanted. 

“Thank you Mammon, have a good night.” He says happily, his tail wagging as he runs to go and tell his boyfriend. 

“You WHAT?!” Blitzo screams at him angrily.

Fizz looks upset, he knew Blitzo wouldn't be happy but he still wasn't expecting him to be so angry about it. “Blitzy, baby, Mammon gave me the offer of a lifetime, plus he said he’s going to make sure no one in the circus goes without a job, this is a good thing. The circus is dying. Please, can you just try to be happy for me?”

Blitzo sighs, “Yeah... yeah, you’re right. This is a good thing Fizzy. Now, how about we go hit that dive down the street to celebrate? You know, the one that lets us in because you’re famous~” He teases. 

Fizz smiles as his boyfriend decides to support him. 

Things changed drastically when Mammon took over, everyone was relocated to this new amusement park called Loo Loo Land, luckily none of the performers had to change careers but honestly, that was because there weren’t very many left, besides Fizz and Blitzo, there were maybe 15 other performers remaining, one of which was Blitzo’s new performance partner, Barbiewire. 

Despite some things getting better with the change, a lot got worse. The stunts became more dangerous, all the performers had to sign contracts that most of them couldn't read, those who didn’t were immediately fired. Those who stayed started to resent him because they knew Mammon only cared about Fizzarolli. But Fizz had lost the most freedom, everyone thought he was working himself to the bone because he wanted to but in truth, if he was even slightly off Mammon would hurt him, badly. The last time he messed up, Mammon threatened to chop off his horns and mount them on his wall. Which of course scared Fizz stiff.

Even his boyfriend had started to hate him, he was upset that Fizz couldn’t spend as much time with him any more. And he constantly told him what a sellout he was and how he hoped that it was everything he had wanted. But Fizz stayed with him anyway, because what else was he going to do? Who else would he be with? Besides, Blitzo only got like that when he was drunk, otherwise he was still really sweet to Fizz, so Fizz didn’t really see a problem. 

That all changed when a fire stunt was introduced. Mammon had approved Blitzo’s idea to add a fire stunt to the performance figuring the danger of it would bring in bigger crowds. Fizz was much more hesitant about it. Fire was not something that mixed well with circus tents that were made completely out of flammable material. 

“Mammon, sir? Are you sure this fire stunt is a good idea? I’m just a bit concerned about the safety of the audience and performers.” He says in protest. 

“It will be fine Fizzarolli, don’t worry about it. Have I steered you wrong?” Mammon asks the small imp, hardly paying attention to him. 

“I guess not.” Fizz says softly. 

“You guess?” Mammon asks, “I did you a favor by buying that stupid circus you used to work at. So don’t question me and do your job.” Mammon huffs in annoyance. 

“Yes Mammon.” He replies, scampering off to go practice some more.

As worried as he was, he had to admit, it was nice to see his boyfriend so happy. Blitzo hadn’t been this happy since before Mammon took over the circus and Fizz stopped being his partner for acts. But this fire stunt involved him, the clowns were going to preform the fire routine while Fizz was doing tricks of his own, it was a three ring circus for a reason after all. Fizz would be in the ring ring that would be front and center to the main audience, while the beast tamers and fire stunts would be behind him in the left and right ring respectively. He couldn’t say that he was thrilled that fire and dangerous creatures were going to be behind him during his act but he knew it helped with the crowds, he may be the headliner but the place couldn’t run off just him. 

Things went well the first few times that act was run. All the catches were on time and other than a wardrobe mishap or two with the clowns playing with the fire, it was fine. No one was seriously hurt. So, surely he had just been being paranoid. Right? 

He should have listened to his gut. 

It was late show, the last one of the day. Everyone was tired and ready to be done for the day. But when that happens mistakes are bound to follow. And of course they did. 

Blitzo tossed his flaming baton in the air and it hit the main support beam of the tent before coming back down. But with the smaller crowd and how tired everyone was, no one noticed. This allowed the fire to spread, smoke began to fill the tent, making the audience and performer cough and before anyone can really processes anything there is a sickening crack as the support beam breaks and lands on Fizzarolli’s legs, since he had fallen over from all the coughing. No one realized that Fizz was trapped as panic erupted, imps and demons fleeing the tent, Fizz is screams out in pain but his screams are drowned by that of others, the animal tamers lose control of their animals, two of them crush Fizz’s arms beyond repair, and another broke off his horns in the rush to get out. 

Fizz screams for help as smoke fills his lungs and his vision starts to go dark. But no one hears him. It isn’t until Fizz has passed out, left for dead. That Mammon saves him as he realizes who was left in the burning tent. 

It takes 2 weeks but Fizz eventually wakes up from his coma, and the moment he does, he screams at the top of his lungs. Pain fired though his body and the doctors were quick to come running in. They were amazed, they had him on the maximum dose of morphine and yet they could tell from his raspy screams he was in tremendous amounts of pain. 

Scars covered most of his body which was now more white than red. His horns were gone making his head feel far too light and most tragically, both his arms and legs were gone. 

Tears fall from his eyes as he realizes what happened. It was over, his career, his life. All of it was for nothing, his thoughts went dark, maybe he should have died in that fire. It would have been more merciful than this miserable existence. 

But then Mammon comes in. 

“Hey Fizzarolli, how’s my star doing?” Mammon asks, sitting beside his bed. 

“M-Mammon? What are you doing here?” Fizz asks as he sniffles, he was getting used to the constant stinging pain. 

“Well, who do you think is paying for you to be here?” Mammon asks gruffly. 

“Oh... I’m guessing I don't have a job anymore?” He says quietly, looking down at his lap. 

“No, quite the opposite actually, if you’re willing to sign a whole new contract." Mammon says with a smirk, "You're a big deal kid, demons across the rings of hell want to see solo shows from you. They think you're amazing and I want to take you on a tour of hell as a test."

Fizz looks at him with confusion all over his face, "But, I can't move. I don't have arms or legs anymore." He says sadly.

"If you take this new deal kid, you'll be set for life." Mammon encourages.

"but what is the deal?" Fizzarolli asks, a glimmer of hope in his eyes as Mammon starts to explain. ______________ Part 2 X

[ask-sibverse]

Not sure if you like those character but how would t1d reader react to Swapdream?

Oh I honestly adore Swapdream tbh! I have my own version of it for sibverse but uh. That's gonna take a bit before anyone sees them lol

And... Hmmmmm

I feel like Swad, given his "blinding positivity and absence of negativity" would honestly be absolute ass at handling a diabetic reader. When you're diabetic long enough your everything basically falls apart, it's exhausting and really hard to stay positive, at least for me. It would very quickly become "toxic positivity" and become an unpleasant relationship for all involved, at least at first.

But beyond that, it depends on your interpretation of Swad. If you go the way @syxadel tends to write him (and honestly their way of writing Swad is absolutely fucking amazing and like 99.99% of how I see fanon/canon Swad), "complete inability to feel negative emotions" would become.... Yeeeaaaah this is toxic as hell and reader probably isn't going to feel understood, acknowledged, or comforted at *all*

Oooor. You could treat his blinding positivity as a toxic af coping mechanism. He has negative emotions, but he refuses to acknowledge or let himself feel it. The world is better without negativity, after all. I have no issues being a whiny little bitch about my suffering and same goes for Reader. Seeing up close and personal how letting yourself actually feel negative emotions can be cathartic and their own comfort, would probably help him.

Now Swan. Yeah these two are going to be mutual suffering bitch buddies who can absolutely complain at each other and acknowledge each other's shitty situation without trying to make them be positive or see the "bright side" or even be hopeful about it if they don't want to.

[no-schedule-crepescule]

I decided to write a short story today!

A Chat At The Beach

By Crepescule

The cold and stony pebbles blend peacefully into the tides as they splash endlessly upwards into white glimmering seafoam; the overcast sky coloring the earth and sea below in various shades of different grays as winds seem to blow a chill into the weathered smooth boulders laid haplessly just out of the lowtide’s reach. Voices of seagulls and distant people echo from within a gentle fog looming over the horizon. There was no other place to be than here.

I pick up a pebble, and to both my dismay and intrigue, a little crab scuttles hurriedly away from its compromised shelter, which promptly gets chucked into the water followed by a satisfying splash and a bit of guilt for crustacean property damage. The water rippled and folded in perfect circles as it slowly spread out and dissipated until it rejoined the trajectory of the waves.

“Hey there,” a voice chimed up from behind me, “be not afraid! Or uh… at least that’s what I think I’m supposed to say”.

Great.

When I turned around, I saw an eerily similar figure staring back at me, a sheepish awkwardness spread across their face in a way I recognize my own to do. I tried to hold a face of disinterest, but the uncanny similarity must’ve leaked a hint of intrigue as the familiar stranger walked on over and sat down beside me.

Great.

“So uh… nice weather today huh?” The stranger said.

The similarities didn’t just stop at physical appearances; their voice, their tone, too, resonated with my own. From the way they’re dressed, to the way they tucked their knees into their arms as they sat down, still with that sheepish expression, was one all too familiar in my own reflections.

They awaited a response as they looked out into the overcast sky, periodically sneaking glances in my direction to be met with what I was sure to be my look of disinterest slowly melting into an authentic curiosity.

“Yeah… I guess so” I responded monotonously.

The familiar stranger nodded in concurrence as their mouth seemed to open ever so slightly to speak, only no words came out. The soothing washes of the waves filled an otherwise awkward silence with some solace. It wasn’t unpleasant to not speak. In fact, it was rather soothing. Neither of us seemed like we needed to be anywhere but here.

Though before long, curiosity got the better of me:

“So… what’s up with this huh?” I gestured towards them.

“Huh?” They responded seemingly automatically. “Oh, oh yeah… the whole… the whole I look exactly like you thing, yeah…”

“Yeah?”

“Well uh… well actually now that I think about it I think I had it the wrong way around, but hey you look nicer from this angle anyway!”

I was only more confused now.

They furrowed their brows in embarrassment.

“Right yeah, yeah, okay… okay, I’m really sorry— can I… can I have a do over?”

“Sure…” I didn’t know how else to respond.

“Okay… Hi, what I’m about to say may sound very ridiculous, but hello, I am kind of like… you’re creator?”

I chuckled. “What, like god?”

A tense smile stretched across their face as they looked down on the gravelly beach. Oh my god they can’t be serious.

I took a deep breath and let the salty seaside air fill my lungs.

“You’re serious?”

Their smile stretched further across their face as their hands moved around in circles as they, seemingly fully aware of how ridiculous it sounded, replied through their teeth: “Yeeeaaaah?”

They’re serious.

I covered my eyes with my hands and rubbed the ridge of my nose.

“Oh but it sounds so weird when you put it like that!” They followed up frantically, their hands gesturing in rhythm with every word.

“Okay yeah, but you know full well how ridiculous that sounds right?”

Their hands fell down alongside their gaze in a spent manner.

“Okay yes, but also—” 

They took a deep breath, and held out their right hand towards the sea, almost as if they were anticipating a ball, and stared. My eyes followed, and noticed little ripples starting to form across the surface of where they looked.

These ripples however, shrank; slowly becoming smaller before they all fused into droplets of water that jumped into the sky and landed in a singular point, where the pebble I had thrown into the sea came flying into their hand.

“There” they said, handing the pebble back to me.

Well fuck.

“So uh… scale of 1 to 10 how’re we doing about now?” The stranger asked, their eyes squinted in embarrassment.

“You’re god??” I exclaimed in disbelief.

“No… I said I created you, and maybe also this world… god’s a title with way too much responsibility, god knows I don’t want that,” They said. “Hehe… god knows…”

The wind blew the same as it did before. The waves were still reaching for the rocks. Nothing seemed to change upon this revelation… but I don’t know what I expected either.

“4,” I replied, “4…”

The stranger looked towards me in a sense of relief.

“Ah… well that’s… that’s good… I think…”, they said uncertainty.

Questions raced into my head a million a second, but they raced away just as fast as I sat there dumbfounded in front of god themself. I tried to reach out for one of the questions speeding by, losing my grip over and over before one finally stuck.

“So what’s… what’s this about?” I gestured once more in their general direction.

“Hm?”

“You said you created me… and this world right… So why look like me?”

“Oh…”

“Why me?” I asked again, unable to hold back a chuckle.

“Oh um… well it’s complicated.”

“Good thing it seems like we’re in no rush.”

“...”

“Yeah…”

The sides of their mouth turned upwards as they seemed to search for the words in their head to explain.

“Well… I made you in my image, you’re all that I know… does that make sense?” They looked at me.

“Uh… sorta? Can you be more specific?”

“Okay, how about… okay…” they paused and placed their hand on their chin, “You… are me!.. My own impression of me… of who I’m supposed to be…”

“Wow…” I said in disbelief once more.

“Yeeeeeaaaaaaah…”

“...”

“...”

The cold salty air skidded over my skin and blew through my hair.

“You got problems,” I said to god.

“I know,” They replied sheepishly once more, “I know…”

I felt a sly grin skip across my face:

“So… if you made me in your image…”

“I should know what you have on your mind? Yeah I do… let’s get this over with” They finished for me.

“Glad you’re cooperative,” I teased.

The cold gravelly beach beneath us gave way to a large throw towel as pillows and blankets appeared seemingly from nowhere. A soothing warmth slowly took over the biting chill of the cold seaside wind, followed by the cricket songs beginning to chirp as the sunlight behind the fog started to dim. 

We both settled into comfortable positions devoid of back pain to seemingly both of our surprises. I reached out my hand and without words leaving my lips, a nice cup of tea appeared before me.

“Why thank you,” I said.

“Please, it’s the least I can do,” They replied, just as much smug in their tone, only within that smug, a dot of shame.

“So, let’s start with the classic, impossible to lift boulder?”

“I’ll get back to you on that… I’m still trying to figure that out myself”.

“What about religions, which got it the most correct?”

“Whichever one I feel like drawing inspiration from.”

“And…” I paused… I looked towards the stranger, and they let out a deep and tired sigh.

“... and all the pain and suffering in the world?”

“...”

An expression of exasperation leaked out of their eyes. They laid down on the towel and put their hands on their stomach, and with one breath, seemed to breathe out the tension stored in their body.

“I didn’t know any better…” god said.

“What do you mean?”

“...”

“I may have created this world, and you too, but they were created in my image… my image of my world.”

They closed their eyes and seemed to focus on the relaxing melody of the waves.

“I… I didn’t know any better, to create a world where there wasn’t any suffering. I couldn’t imagine a world without it.”

“I didn’t know any better.” They repeated.

They breathed in…

…

…

And out…

Twilight started to shine through the fog over the horizon, the overcast skies starting to drift away as the zenith was slowly glazed with a beautiful burnt orange. 

The familiar stranger turned towards me, their head resting on their arm half-propped up.

“Y’know that got me thinking…” they said, “All this um… all this talk about believing… and faith… y— y’know the deal. All this talk’s got me thinkin’...”

“I may not be able to say for my own world but… has it ever crossed your mind that… maybe god doesn’t believe in themself?” god asked.

“Huh? You lost me there”

“I can’t imagine a world without pain and suffering…” they said, “I mean yeah, undoubtedly the world has so many great things in it, beautiful views… music… oh and the food, I just love food so much, but… I can’t imagine all that without the pain and suffering… and there’s so much of that too.”

“I… I don’t believe in myself sometimes…”

“... I don’t believe I can make a world without suffering if… if it’s all I’ve known…” god said.

Well fuck.

“Well fuck,” I replied.

The burnt orange had now slowly begun to dwindle as the purple of night took over, the clouds in the sky stretched into wisps of remnants, giving way to the shining night filled with glimmering stars dotted across the heavens, fading in and out of focus as they danced with each other. The moon glistened brightly in the distance, illuminating the top of the fog over the horizon as the voices of seagulls and people continued to echo throughout, harmonizing with the cricket songs chirping in blades of grass scattered around the stony beach.

The wind continued to blow a chill into the boulders still out of reach of the now wine-dark sea, throwing clumps of seafoam at them in a whimsical manner, knowing tomorrow morning they will once again be in embrace. 

The familiar stranger sat beside me, staring into the distance.

“In your image huh?” I asked.

“In my image…” a slight nod of acknowledgement in their head as they spoke.

There was no other place we needed to be than here.

Not for me.

Not for them.

Not for the earth, the sea, the sky nor the stars…