#yeah this is going in the maintag

[varteeny1234]

How Did We (I) Get Here

Summary:

Reader admires a copper block for 400 words that's it that's the fic +

Words: 424

Chapters: 1/1

Warnings: it's another x reader. (also objectum bc copper block?? is that something i should warn????)

Ship: Copper Block/reader (an actual minecraft copper block)

@autisticlalna TY FOR PINGING ME IN THE DISCORD<33 I AM GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE <-cackling madly

You felt the cold, smooth edges of the copper block, gazing lovingly at it. It was such a beautiful shade of orange, you couldn't help but admire it. It shined so brightly, it seemed to light up the whole room with its splendor.

You leaned your head against it, your cheek touching the metal. As much as you loved the copper in this stage, in its bright, shiny orange, you needed it to oxidize, slowly turn from orange to pink to green and then finally its shade of perfect turquoise.

It was mesmerizing to watch it change, the smooth corners becoming more and more rough as the cold open air and wind as well as the light rain from earlier that day took its toll. Soon, it would be ready, but you enjoyed waiting. You kissed the center of the topmost surface, tasting the chilly metallic tang, savoring the feeling on your lips.

The outer surface had nearly finished changing to the light pink color. You smiled.

"Come on, you can do it! I believe in you," you said to it, laughing. "You can completely oxidize before the end of the day!"

Time did pass, and the copper dd slowly change, and you shed a single tear as it turned fully green. It wasn't the last stage, but this was still your favorite shade of green! Maybe you were biased a bit, but you still couldn't find it in yourself to care- your copper was just so pretty!

The beauty of bright turquoise copper went unrivaled, in your opinion- which you happened to count as an expert opinion, given how much you loved to look so closely at and take note of all the slight differences of the colors for all the different shades. Finding slight differences between two fully oxidized blocks was especially satisfying.

The project you needed to oxidize copper for was coming along excellently, but you still saved your special block just for yourself. It was too important to go alongside dozens of others, even if you knew you'd be able to find it again at a mere glance. 

It had fully changed, now! You were ecstatic, grinning so widely your cheeks hurt.

You loved its new rough texture, its new hue of turquoise. It was perfect- copper was perfect, but this block was the greatest of them all. You kissed it once again, smiling as you closed your eyes- it was a perfect day, there was nothing that could ruin it, just you and your beloved block of gorgeous copper.

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[dooblebugss]

...if Quirrel is the last Scholar of the Archives does that make him The Teacher now?

[ella-ashmore]

BREAKING NEWS !!!! all of them are jewish

[eeveekitti]

when the whole gc has character themed profiles

featuring @bright--paws as siffrin, @paintedcomputer as subspace, and @cheddar-inq as eyefest

real conversation btw

[crystaleevee4]

i am imploring you. if you only ever watch ONE episode of the imp and skizz podcast. watch episode 100. two tipsy Arizonian men bullying each other was something I did not know I needed (though I did know I wanted)

i have so so many clips from this episode (in no particular order (I may have accidentally repeated a clip))

[bitepilled]

[ CW Suggestive | Full under cut ]

I can totally definitely absolutely be trusted with a tiny Lucy!!!

[st4rstudent]

Various other one-sided swap doodles inspired by oomfs comments

[banesberry-anomoly]

Im sorry what in the flying FUCK is wrong with Cup (ss below cut)

Can people that are in the mental headspace to look at their account go and report this shit please, at least the one with the fucking THREAT? They need to be OFF tumblr NOW

Dont interact with them, or they may harrass you. Just report that shit. Fucking hell

Tw rape threat

[mcybree]

This was a test for a couple different things and i dont really like it but here

[cursedthing]

.oh yeah forgot to post these here

[cat-downthestreet]

seriously why does no one mention this??? the information is so easy to find too like are y'all forgetting on purpose or was I not supposed to give a crap about the opinion of one of the main writers for the series 💀

[arolegos]

all scrapped october ninjago art :P

[squuote]

the way the broom closet and the infinite hole being nearly parallels to the other in that they are both areas of the game that stanley has immense attachment to but the narrator doesn’t understand why and makes an entirely huge fuss about his confusion for the affection towards these areas. I think what makes the infinite hole just as funny is the fact that despite succeeding in making a new game feature that stanley seems to really enjoy, he’s so much more focused on the fact that stanley is enjoying it the “wrong” way. aspects of the game that go hand in hand with the bucket.

[thegreatyin]

alright chat, which scoundrel dragon variant are we feeling

[hewmitcwaft]

FUCKING TELL US ABOUT THE COPPER INLAYS

OKAY BEAST CALM DOWN HERES AN INFOGRAPHIC THING I HOPE THIS FEEDS YOU WELL