#yeah tbh this is very personal but idc anymore

[doesntseeyourbeauty]

had a gyno appointment and got a pap smear today so ya girl got herself hot cocoa to make the horrors better

but in other news, i was finally given a referral for a surgery consult that i've needed for years (they said i was too young to know what i actually wanted) today so it's not too bad considering it all!

[chrisevansonly]

𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐰 | 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬

ʚsmau

ʚlando norris x female reader

ʚnothing better than a little soft launch with your favourite boy around

ʚthis was requested thank you for everyone who is sending in ideas! i love them all!

ʚface claim is cyrielle verstuyft

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>yninstagram that’s a lot of smiles carlos…

>carlossainz55 what? no it’s a normal amount

>landonorris mate it’s not

>username WHAT IS HAPPENING

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mclaren as usually looking dapper mr.norris

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rumoured girlfriend of mclaren formula 1 driver lando norris, y/n y/l/n has been spotted in Monaco for the grand prix this weekend! eagle eyed fans spotted the pairs similar photos at a wedding recently as well as comments between lando’s friends on their posts! all we know is she studies political science and minors in women and gender studies at university in Paris! she also models with pierre gasly’s girlfriend kika!

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*why are smau’s so hard for me now 😭😭 someone give me a new brain*

[rzyraffek]

Alr yall Eddie Gluskin brainrot part 2 or something. ITS MADE FOR MY PERSONAL NEEDS TO VENT ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM ALR DONT JUDGE scroll down for hyper important notes

Tw: eggie gluskin is his own warning, dub-con???(not really tho), erm eddie gluskin??? Ermmm idk yandere? A bit of nsfw (but there's warning beforehand) ALSO REQUEST OPEN FOR EDDIE SIMPS

Silly Eddie Gluskin headcanons

This idea is my personal one (so prepare). Imagine s/o in that spooky psych ward and she just hangs out around Eddie CUZ LETS BE HONEST HE IS THE SAFEST OPION OUT THERE😭 LIKE rest of people there bearly speak and would bite my toes off. Also I would totally get lost, so fallowing this dude is my best option

Tbh he at least pretends that hes nice😭

Also bro is mesmerised by her cuz 'shes not like other whores' cuz she doesnt scream or run away.

After he got attached (so in like 3minutes) he starts to fallow her like lost puppy and has dumb smile on his face for the whole time

He he w- he when he wh- when he- he when-

He is also very physical🥰 if he cant hug he holds hands, AND he talks a lot too... o my god

the only red flag is that he immediately wants to erm have babies 😔 BRO WANTS TO FUCK ON FIRST DATE😰🤯

Home boy 100% commits cannibalism THERES NOTHING TO EAT HERE ALR

Trying to escape WITH Eddie? Like acually from the ward? Say less

Beats up everyone, litteraly everyone. Somone stands near her in 50meter radius? They are totally dangerous mind if i stab?

Fatherless with attachment issues 👍🧍‍♂️

Loves when s/o sits on his lap, and loves being a big spoon. Litteraly melts when she grabs his hand

He 'invites' her on dates and makes some weird ass food (probably cooked rats) and if she refuses to eat he gonna grab that fork and force it inside her cuz darling you need to stay fed and healthy

He is very into domestic type shit, so if shes okay with becoming housewife he is flying away, blushing, kicking, screaming, begging for more. I mean he still would make her a housewife but its cute that she consents and he doest have to do all this threatening and manipulation stuff to make her do so

If she bakes cookies for him he will litteraly has one of those 'its so cute i want to squash it' moments and cup her cheeks and kiss all over (aggressively)

Believes in zodiac signs and tried to learn tarot once

She has to force him to stop using hair gel he looks like he has boat on his head

Looks like he smells nice but I doubt that

Kinda likes when she tries to run away? let's be honest I doubt that s/o was in love with him from the start, he is some random weird looking dude in hospital after all. So yeah he kinda liked (and still does) enjoy the whole prey/hunter thingy

ALR NOW NSFW TIME YALL CHILDREN LOOK AWAY

Lets start with obvious stuff, breeding kink, whole pregnancy stuff, likes his wife cute and obedient, but its kinda fun to chase her around once per few days, see her fear and panic o m g he loves that

He also fucks whenever he wants really, she has to have really good relationship with him to make him lisen and do what she asks him for (to some degree anyways)

Table, chair, wall, bed that he tortures people on, his bed, floor, any place is a good place to make some love

When he's not horny he is acually romantic (rare) he gives neck kisses, holds hands, talks about his plans for future, makes sure that stuff shes wearing and her hair is in good condition, bare minimum yknow

Also I use she/her and 'wife' stuff cuz even if s/o is the most masculine guy ever he is still cute lady in his eyes or something idc

My guy can do fast and rough or slow and deep. Depents of his mood really, if s/o annoyed him or he's just simply frustrated he will be rough, and do it no matter what she was doing, oh you were doing laundry? Not anymore, hop on this washingmachine, we are going on a ride. If he's in more romantic mood and s/o too, he will pick them up, kiss them, do it nice and deep to make sure that s/o feels everything

Tbh he loves 'hunting his prey (shes the prey lol)' prompt so much! Looking for her, feeling her fear... o my god this gets him going so hardddd

Bite marks on her, Hickeys on him

ALSO O MY GOD HER SITTING ON HIS LAP? omg imagine, s/o riding him, Eddie guiding her hips with hands HE DIES OMG YOIR SO CUTEEE

NOT ME WRITING WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT EGGIE FUCKING GLUSKIN OMG IM SORRY😭 ALSO I was attacked by horse 2days ago and zapped by electric fence twice, just to buy a kebab, Im a survivor you all

[petitprincess1]

"The representation in hh is bad" I'm sorry all those scaleys and furries didn't represent you well enough 😔

I find it strange when people judge the demonic characters cause like.....okay?? Yeah, Alastor is pale....but I also don't think he was fucking deer when he was alive. I could be wrong tho x3c Also, they completely ignore good POC rep like Sera, Velvette (esp her hair in the Finale), Clara, and possibly many more.

Like, maybe you shouldn't be judging characters that have PURPLE SKIN AND ANIMAL TRAITS! You can dislike it all you want. Idc. But calling them bad rep when that isn't even what these Sinners looked like when alive.....come on now x3

If anything, I'm glad skin color and all that doesn't matter. Because, lbh, once you're in Hell or Heaven...does it really matter anymore? I mean, if you're in Hell, all of you fucked up and if you're in Heaven, then that would be hypocritical.

I understand wanting more cultural depth to the characters. But, again, once in your Hell...I don't think it matters. You can't tell what anyone is, especially when there are Sinners who have turned into furniture x3c

Yes, I understand the need for rep (can't say positive rep with this show tbh lol). But why are you making a character all about their skin color? There's more to anyone than their skin color or even their culture. They are a person. Treat them as such and get to know their culture by learning more about them as a person.

Idk if that made sense xP I kinda just rambled at the end. I'm also very sick, so 🙃 Idk it's a fucking cartoon about some demons redeeming themselves. I don't think skin color entirely matters to the plot here

[agaypanic]

Maybe something for Michelle Mallon? I didn't know you wrote for her! Maybe meeting her while trying to do something for the first time. The reader is more of someone who hasn't experienced much, but is very eager to do so. So when they meet Michelle, they're very happy to let her lead the way.

I hope that makes sense! Its good to get back to reading your stuff 👍

Learn How To Roll (Michelle Mallon X GN!Reader)

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Summary: You decide to check out the new roller rink in town, despite not knowing how to skate. A curly headed girl with a bit of a coarse personality takes it upon herself to teach you.

A/N: tbh when i first read this i thought it was a smut request (especially with how michelle generally is as a character) but then when rereading i saw “meeting her while” lmao so it took a while to figure out a plot for this. basically just a meet cute with michelle, might be a bit ooc but idc

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It was a bit embarrassing, the situation you were in. At the brand new skating rink in Derry, clinging to the railing for dear life while trying not to fall on your face as you watched everyone else speed past you. What was worse was that no one had forced you to come, and no one was forcing you to stay. You were stubborn about being in this rink until you got the hang of using the roller skates, no matter how many times you fell on your ass.

And you had fallen many times.

Huffing in slight frustration, you used the wall to pull yourself forward, trying to keep yourself steady. Every time someone whizzed past you, you froze, forming an iron grip on the barrier. You became most anxious when a big group of people passed.

This was the third time a particular friend group had passed by you, giggling and talking amongst themselves as they skated. You knew of them from school, but not too well. Just that they were very prone to getting into trouble. On the edge of the group was a girl with long black curly hair and big hoop earrings, usually saying something harsh to the only boy in the group.

But when they all passed you this time, she glanced back at you. Without saying anything to her friends, she turned around and stopped in front of you, leaning on the wall as she looked at you somewhat curiously.

“What’s up with you?” She asked, raising a brow. “Can’t you skate?”

You wanted to roll your eyes; you thought the answer was pretty clear.

“Not exactly.” You responded.

“Yeah, that’s pretty fuckin’ obvious.” She laughed, popping the gum that she was chewing on. After a few seconds of silence and her eyes being fixated on your feet, she looked back up at you. “Want some help?”

“What?”

“Are you deaf or something?” The girl asked a bit harshly, which took you aback. Then she cleared her throat and reached her hand out, which you just stared at. “Come on, don’t be a pussy.”

This girl, whose name you didn’t even know, seemed a bit mean. But something was tugging at you to accept the offer. Maybe it was the fact that you didn’t want to fall on your ass anymore. But at the same time, there was something kind of alluring about this mystery girl.

“There you go!” She grinned as you grabbed her hand, slowly skating backward and pulling you with her. As you moved, you quickly grasped for her other hand, resembling a newborn deer. “I’m Michelle, by the way.”

“Y/n.” You squeaked, gluing your eyes to your feet in fear that you would trip over something.

“Look up,” Michelle said, and you obeyed. “You gotta look forward, that’s why you keep falling on your arse.” She said with a laugh, and you couldn’t help but laugh with her.

Eventually, Michelle let go of one of your hands and moved to your side so you were facing the same direction. She was definitely going a bit slower than she had been going with her friends, but she didn’t seem to mind. And when her friend group had made another lap, she waved them off instead of rejoining them.

“Now you’re getting it,” Michelle said as you started picking up pace, feeling more steady in the roller skates. But even after skating a few laps around the roller rink, you and Michelle didn’t think to let go of each other’s hand.

[gemharvest]

As promised, NENE FOR THAT ASK GAME prompted by @zackcharine

favorite thing about them: I really like her design. She's really pretty 2 me also I kinda just like her... whole characterization idk. I get obsessed with girls who like sharp objects and have no problem using them. I wont her.

least favorite thing about them: You know what, funny thing for me to say after that but I can't think of anything else. The way she was designed for Pico's School was certainly A Choice. Really does make you go "Oh yeah, Pico's School/ Nene's Interactive did come out in 1999, huh".

favorite line: Once again gonna have to pass for now bc I like. LMAO I haven't engaged with enough Pico's School stuff to have anything stick to my mind yet. Most of my engagement has been playing Funkin' over and over and these fuckers don't really. Speak. In that game.

brOTP: Like I said with Pico the NG trio are so silly to meee I love those goobers, but as it stands now I am very specifically obsessed with the Pico & Nene friendship dynamic. Need to get. A more confident read of her and Darnell and then maybe I'll get more obsessed with them. lol

OTP: GFNENE I lauv GFNene. I haven't many serious thoughts on them yet bc I like. JUST got down my personal characterization for GF and don't quite have a solid one for Nene (though it's been getting there for a while now) but idk I like girls. Glirls. Also something funny about GF being a literal demon and Nene being Christian. I also fuck with CassNene, but it's even more of a passive thing than GFNene like I have 0 serious thoughts. I just think it'd be cute if they kissed. #womenswrongs

nOTP: I daurnt knoowwwwwwww. TBH I think if you asked me this when this fixation started I would have said romantic PicoNene but that's not the case anymore. I can get behind a good exploration of them in a romantic context, even if it's still not something I'll ever explore myself. So I guess, honorable mention so I say at least Something. Literally other than that Idc.

random headcanon: Shieettttt I don't have very many HC's for her rn. Like at all. You know what this is another "funny thing to say after what I just did" moment: I sometimes rotate Pico & Nene FWB in my mind. I do not think abt it deeply and it is not something I consider canon to what I write for these guys, but it's There.

unpopular opinion: Gonna have to pass on this one too. I don't even have anything annoying I've seen to complain abt I just straight up dunno if I have an unpopular opinion on her. I think she would be justified killing Pico I don't Fucking Know. I typed that out planning to delete it but no that's staying, that's funny as shit. Kill his ass Nene.

song i associate with them: FUCK I need a Nene playlist. Uhhh I never shut up about KATAMARI but I'm gonna force myself not to pick a Femtanyl song. What if I said Bed of Roses.

favorite picture of them:

I tend to stray from PS Nene art for The Obvious but I think this one is really cute. Wauts he telling her. .. Runner-up would be this PA doodle:

>> Original Prompt Post <<

[niredsw]

so uhhh im bored af and i feel like i should make people know about this not that i think anyone cares about my life but here ya go rin lore everyone!

TW: mention of abuse, rape, and a lot of religious trauma

i apologize for the spelling mistakes from the start, i wont care about them rn

so yeah, lets start with my parents

mom: she grew up in a toxic abusive religious household where my grandpa was rarely home, she was the middle child of 4 siblings (the smallest ones are twins) and was literally the 'only good child of the pack'. my big aunt cant even take care of herself and she has 2 chlidren, she recently divorced her husband and is on the way of becoming an alcoholic. my uncle was praised by my grandma his entire life because he is 'the only son' and is nothing but a spoiled brat whos children are also problematic af. my little aunt is the only one i love and she has a daughter (deniz, my fav cousin) and an adopted daughter from her husbands ex-marriage, shes sweet and i dont believe how she survived in that family.

grandma, shes the worst. one day mom and her sibling were all in my big aunts house and i was sitting with them, they talked about how grandma beat them up daily because of the smallest things, the clothes she hang up to dry didnt dry on time? she beat up one of her kids (not my uncle, if i may add) i was terrified when i heard that about her and im not seeing her the same anymore. mom got married at 21 just to escape from that house and she ended up being the only child thats living in the same city as grandma. grandma also manipulated me my whole childhood, telling me i should be a good muslim and get hijabed at 12 when i first got my period, teaching me things most muslim people didnt even know their whole life when i was only 7, telling me men are always right and i should just obey what they say yada yada ya, she still treats me like her personal servant and keeps telling thing like "you look like a whore in that shorts" and shit, idc anymore but growing up with it is not very helpful tbh

so, mom beating me up when shes angry is not because shes abusive, its the only way she learned and shes not strong enough to break the cycle, so dont get angry at her its not her fault

dad: tbh i dont know if dad had gone throught anything like mom but his family is full of relative marriages and his uncle (whos 64) has a child as my age, she went to a mental asylum because of her father and just got out a few days ago, if i may add, his uncles suck but my grandma is the only normal one (and the only, oldest girl) among 5 siblings so i think thats pretty lucky, but growing up in a neighbourhood full of those kind of people definitely affected him and it shows over the years

yea well now its my time i guess

i was a bad child. i did some bad things. i swear i did it all for fun and it meant nothing

OKAY sorry sorry this is not it im not jojo siwa in a disguise (or i am?)

so, i had a pretty good childhood, if you ignore all of these things;

my family went in a hella dept because of my uncle (i told you hes a piece of shit) and we were always very careful with money, my parents tried to make it up to me and my sis with a lot of things but it did affected us

i dont know how we ended up in that debt but we sold our house and coffe shop so we could pay it, i was 8 when it all happened and i dont really remember most of it

my voice thingy and all of those health problems, i lose my hearing from time to time, have a genetical heart disease thingy, yada yada ya i am not gonna list all of them, lets just say after i was 6 i knew everyone in that hospital i was going practically 3 times a week

also i was the top student in primary school, the first one to learn how to read in my class and was practically a gifted child before i burn out but i dont care about that shit anymore im already a pretty big failure

then, we moved to my current city

4th grade was shit, my teacher didnt even care about her students, it was so easy to eb the top of my class but that school was really shitty, a pedophile teacher, who tried to rape and would do if i didnt kick his balls, a psycho kid in my sis's class that was sent to kids jail in 2nd grade, basically, shithole.

then i won a scholarship from my current school and i've been there for 5 years now, gonna start my 2nd year of highschool in a few weeks

i dont talk about middle school because that shit was crazy but also pretty boring at the same time, so yeah i think thats the rin lore? idk? nobody needs to amswer or say anything i just wanted to share it here so i dont have to explain it every time something bad happens to me

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

learned another lesson of don't judge a book by its cover today

so i signed up for this one thing that's like, social work, in a way, not gonna get into specifics, but that first meeting was today to get it all cleared up n stuff. and there were professional social workers there explaining everything who're gonna be going along with us bla bla bla, and with one of them i was a little wary bc, white old man, you know, though he was really nice with older people it's always a bit tricky to figure out if i can tell them i'm genderqueer?

anyways, i didn't get myself to say my whole "not a girl so he/she/it idc" stuff when we introduced ourselves but i did write my name tag as "biscuit (he/she/it)"

and then later during a break, this guy (?) asks me if, personal question but if he may ask, if my parents are or were punks too. so we get talking about that, apparently he hangs out with various punks (i could def hear that in his speech once i knew tbh) and stuff, and then he notices my name tag.

and then. And Then. he and the other social worker who was sitting nearby like, asked a bit about my gender, listened to my rambled explanation of how i just don't feel like a girl anymore, and they both understand that essentially i'm just me, and the man is like "so your gender is just human" which, yeah :D

and then he goes on that if he could, he'd have his id just say "human" as gender bc really that's nobody's business but his own. and then makes a joke abt how having a rainbow flag outside his house in a small village with conservative farmers is An experience, like when someone asks if he's "gay now" and he just responds "haven't i always been?" and they stare at him in shock

and i, for one, could not he happier. now, mind, i have no idea if he's queer or an alley or just plain cool as fuck, but i know i feel very safe there (the entire group was super chill actually) and his stories are like. fucking superb

also he went to my school so that really just proves how superior it is

[myshredda]

I have seen people portray Red when jealous as very angry and possessive and honestly I think he would act like “whatever idc” on the surface and then be more insecure on the inside, on an extreme he cries on the shower and eats pie with the water still on at 3am so no one will see him dbxjskks

Yeah I think there's a tendency to characterize Red as being really angry and badass and possessive over Duck for reasons I don't really understand tbh! I think it's because he's the tallest one, and he's developed a tendency to yell in the series 4 show. His personality really has changed from the youtube series to the TV show, he's a lot more involved and less monotone in his interactions with the others, but he's still a really awkward dude lmao.

He gets flustered really easily! The fax machine and the trash can in jobs yelling at him for 4.5 seconds made him nervous enough to fire Duck just to make them stop! He's SO awkward during the photoshoot with his family, it was really hard to watch his excitement die as the photographer scolded him. Like he really apologized for being happy, does that sound like an Alpha badass to you guys?and he's pretty unwilling to say anything to any teachers that are actively bothering him, like the twins or when the train ran over his foot. He doesn't really rock the boat, he'll either mumble sarcastically to himself or (in the case of warren) complain quietly to Duck about whoever he doesn't like.

Even during their bottle fight he isn't being the aggressor, he's mostly complaining about their situation (I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE) scolding Yellow for interfering (I'M DEALING WITH IT) or scolding Duck for his treatment of Yellow (DON'T YOU EVER- EVER TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT)

So yeah, he'd be the type to pretend things dont' bother him and then cry in the shower like Tobias from Arrested Development while listening to It's All Coming Back To Me Know by Celine Dion on repeat and eating ice cream- There's not a single 'bad-boy' bone in his body, idk why he gets the Christian Gray treatment from some fans lmao, maybe it's his tendency to wear suits

[sociallyawkward--fics]

HEY BACK AGAIN. idk how long its been cuz mobile is trash but me n my friend were talking abt how we were in a lot of the same fandom spaces as kids. Sanders sides being one of them. n i was like..... Long shot but do u know sociallyawkward--fics.. n at first they were like no i dont think so.. but then they looked u up n went OH MY GOD YEA??? ill send u a screenshot off anon but i told them we were friends n they said it was like finding out i knew a celebrity LMAO -H (ironic considering theyre prob more popular on ao3 than u😭 they briefly turned back into a 12yo fanboy)

its still so crazy to me ive known u for so long n met him like 3-4 years ago worlds collide ..... Also u can post this though im off anon if u want idc -H

ALSO. since im here. idk if i ever told u my age but when i sent my first ask to u i was probably 11. maybe 10 even. im turning 18 in a couple months now. its hard to bring myself to read some of the asks (ok most of the asks) i sent u over the years bc i was an incredibly anxious and awkward autistic kid. But u always treated me with so much love hahakjs at the time i was rly struggling n had very few friends n AS MUCH AS IT MAKES ME CRINGE TO LOOK BACK ON u were honestly the only older person i could talk to n it rly meant a lot lol. im so much more confident n comfortable in myself than i was all those years ago n ik i dont send u asks nearly as frequently anymore but tbh even if eventually its only once every few years ill always think back on u so fondly n gratefully. Neway i literally hate being sappy so ill shut up here but yeah. Thanks n such -H

ALSO IDK IF UR ACTIVE ON AMY SOCIAL MEDIA RLY?? BUT IF U R I CAN GIVE U SOME OF MY SOCIALS mostly i just tweet abt my day occasionally on twitter but i also have a sideblog where i post art. just thinking that maybe then i wouldnt have to be like 'and heres a quick summary of the past 8 months' n u could check up on me whenever instead of only seeing me when i send asks😭 -H (its also so less formal cuz when i send in asks u Gotta respond whereas if i post 'just ate a kickass burger' u can just. Like it. idk idc either way but lmk ^__^)

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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ANSWER THESE FOR MONTHS SINCE I'VE BEEN USING TUMBLR AGAIN AND MY LACK OF OBJECT PERMANENCE HAD ME KEEP FORGETTING I AM SO SORRY 😭😭😭😭

dkjfhkdhf omg that is so wild that you have a friend who also knows about me dkjfhdsf Sanders Sides (back when it was waaaaay smaller of a fandom lol) was the first (and tbh only, really) fandom where i had any real level of "popularity" as a fic writer, and i fed off that high for SO LONG lol -- hearing that people were obsessed with my work, both then and now after the fact, is genuinely so surreal dfkjhdjkfh like. i am just Here, i am just Some Dude who wrote some words that got them weirdly popular at 17-18 dkjsfhdkjfh (also cuz i try to gather all your asks into one post, you continue to remain anonymous just cuz i copy-pasted them into the post in the same order they were received lol)

Dude it is CRAZY that you are almost 18 (or, by the time i am finally managing to answer this with my Bad Brain Powers procrastinating it so long, already 18) -- I looked back and I was 18 when you sent your first ever ask to me dkjfhdf that's so wild. I am so honored that you saw me as an older person you could come and talk to, even if it was just through anonymous tumblr asks for the past 6+ years lol. I always think of you fondly too, and I am so proud of you for the way you've grown up and grown into your confidence

ALSO YOU CAN TOTALLY SEND ME YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA djfdjdsjkf you can absolutely send me any of your socials!!! I know your main blog because you've sent some asks without it (have I ever remembered to follow it??? I meant to but I can't remember, this is also a Brain Forget-y Accidental Procrastination thing), but I would LOVE to see your art sideblog and def feel free to send me your twitter!! I have not opened my twitter in like. 3 months, because i was having Unhealthy Habits so i tucked the app into a pocket out of site and stopped using it for a while, but I am doing better now and would definitely open it back up more often again to see what you were up to

Also!!! You can always feel free to DM me on any of my blogs/sideblogs here on tumblr, too! You don't have to wait to send an ask (though I love receiving asks from you, don't ever feel like you have to stop even if we connect elsewhere!), you can always DM me on any of my blogs (or on any other socials we may exchange, too!)

[marsipaniscool]

slowly working my way back onto social media, be prepared for me to be more rotted and wretched than ever before🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 more below the cut if ur interested but it’s just my thoughts from the past few weeks. i’m kinda littering it across my socials for myself.

i will be back into the full swing of things soon, and thank u for those who have checked in on me <3 i rly just needed a break

lowk going to be a messy read, just my raw thoughts as they come.

i did some heavy heavy soul searching and smoked some good shit a bit, but really i think serious moderation is in my near future. that’s another topic for another day tho🙂‍↔️yeah basically i am just a rotted bitch LMFAO. i have kindness in me but kindness is very much a choice for me and that’s ok. i’m funny as fuck, and i’m not messy messy, im just petty and tenacious. i’m not volatile anymore, and i really was only pushed to that point bc of extreme circumstances early and sporadically throughout my life. but really i haven’t been an ill, mean hearted person in years, i’ve worked on myself beyond that. my anger and my pettiness are my best friends tbh! they keep me safe when my heart and kinder feelings tell me to lay down and take it.

after being cheated on for the fifth time in my life recently, ive long since realised that i am not a part of the issue. i’ve taken the steps to work on myself, and the people i choose i tend to choose on a whim, out of loneliness. i find something good and run with it and thrive in the chaos that follows. but i really am going to end that. idc how long it takes, ill find someone good bc i am putting in the work on myself, and im going to approach things w more patience. my relationships and shit have constantly been a source of pain throughout my life.

anyways i’m rly done being docile and i will be choosing violence a lot more in my personal life. im a human being and i feel emotions that ALL human beings feel, not just bc i have a vagina. and im really gonna start behaving like a human being instead of a docile woman for my own mental health. self care isn’t just face masks and shit, sometimes it’s doing hard shit like standing up for yourself and holding people accountable.

[wisconsin2002]

(Okay I'll keep this Short cause I'm annoyed as I had a better written post earlier for this topic but tumblr had an error and all my shit got deleted and I can't be bothered to write it all again as I just don't care all that much anymore) very well then lets continue

"ANDREA IS NOT LIKE AMITY BLIGHT!"

Thank you. I Almost forgot to hear that for the 455th time in this fandom.

Okay let me make things perfectly clear.

If you dont like Andrea. Awesome. I Respect that cause it's your opinion

If you outright hate her and think she should stay a bratty instagram live bitch.

Cool... Sweet...you do you man.

If you're chill and think she's redeemable but not exactly a good person yet.

EVEN BETTER. Completely respect that.

But PLEASE... For the love of lucifer

Don't go to every fucking Mollandrea shipper or Andrea stans looking for small crumbs of content of her and start saying

Idk where that argument even came from and quite frankly idc anymore. I'm just tired of hearing it because

YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT.

Andrea is not Amity.

But that still doesn't stop Andrea from following a path of growth in her life and becoming a more open minded and caring person. Many characters have gone down that path of growth and redemption way before Amity was even written into existence. Or did yall really think that Amity was the first ever character to get a redemption arc? And therefore every character who makes that positive change in their life must be like Amity? Nah fam characters have had and will continue to have redemption arcs way after Amity has completed her story.

Now the other argument I've seen is Mollandrea is taking away attention from Molliby.

(in general. I don't give a flying cockadoodle pickle who Molly ends up with if she ends up with any of the girls. I'm just here to see Andrea grow as a character. But I know there is Mollandrea shippers out there and this next section is in their defense)

Mollandrea is taking away attention from Molliby? Really? 💀

I know yall don't even believe that lie.

You sit here and tell me with a straight face that Mollandrea has had more content and attention than Molliby, even tho Molliby is 95% of content in this fanbase. Yeah I call bullshit.

Mollandrea shippers literally take their asses to Devían art and or Instagram tags to find content of the Ship cause there's little to none here at all. How did yall reach that conclusion? Count the fan arts, fanfics, and on top of that the content of the show itself and you come running back to me and tell me with a straight face Mollandrea has more content and it's taken away attention. Go ahead I'll wait.

Idk man. I wanted to bring up more to this topic to talk about but I've lost the care for this topic when tumblr completely deleted the progress in the post I was working on primarily the first time.

So enjoy this little "rant" I guess. Idk wtf I would call this tbh.

[nongnoopran]

Thoughts on Bad Buddy Finale

I loved that Inkpa we’re together and so open and accepted by Pa’s parents 🥲, I love that for them. I’d like to think that Pa and Pat teamed up to wear their parents down to accept them, even if begrudgingly.

I like that Pran still went abroad to work even though he was still in a relationship with Pat. Pat and Pran’s relationship has never been about holding each other back.

I wish Pat hadn’t taken on the family business. He doesn’t seem to have any passion for it and works while avoiding his dad. I wish he was able to explore and find something to do that didn’t tie him to the family business which is a thing that has a lot of difficult memories attached to it.

Pran was lowkey getting hit on at his job in Singapore 😂

I like that the last scene was Pat and Pran in their home. I think it might of been just Pat’s apartment, but they’re married as far as I’m concerned 😌… and apparently Pran is still wearing Pat out in bed 👀😂.

I liked all these things, but Bad Buddy’s finale is still my least favorite episode of the series. But I don’t have a problem with it to the point that it affects my whole view of the show. So I’m very relieved about that cause I want to continue enjoying this gem of a show forever!

What I didn’t like is the fake break up they teased us with in the previews and then they stretched that out for two whole parts of the finale. I think it was a waste of time, a waste of the audience’s emotions, and a waste of the story they had built up so far. There was also a bizarre tonal shift from when Pat and Pran were literally distraught at the front of their gates when they returned from the honeymoon trip to when they walked in the house and were lying to their parents. I don’t understand why they would be smirking like that when it’s actually such a sad and tragic situation. And not one to feel like they’re getting the upper hand because they really aren’t.

I don’t understand why they had to lie to their high school classmates who they rarely see. It’s one thing to not tell them you’re in a relationship, but why actively pretend to still dislike each other? Oh yeah… it’s cause the writers needed an excuse to keep the audience in the dark about the status on Pat and Pran’s relationship at the beginning of ep12 😒

Although how the parent’s conflict was semi-resolved was underwhelming, it was also believable imo. When Dissaya was up in Pran’s room looking at Ming down on the street… she just seemed tired. Like you just put something burdensome down because it’s heavy and you’re tired. Not because you are wrong or forgive that person. And Ming… we’ll he still just sucks and is a cowardly human being and I totally understand why Pat still doesn’t get along with him well and can’t look up to him anymore.

From my own experience, I think coming to terms with your parent’s faults is a sad part of growing up. I think Pat and Pran ignoring their parent’s fued while compromising a bit is still them refusing to take on the responsibility for their parent’s problems. Like they decided they weren’t gonna fix Dissaya and Ming’s problems. Sure they’ll encourage them with gifts from the “other side,” but it’s Dissaya and Ming who gotta figure it out while they hear their children laughing together and crossing over their roofs to visit each other. After all, they’re “just friends” 😉 Ming and Dissaya are in-laws in denial. It was a compromise, but Pat and Pran didn’t lose their relationship or their family.

Waikorn?…. What was that? Are they secretly dating each other? 🤡 seems like the writers were confused because they heavily implied them as a couple, but then kept talking about them dating other people and having girlfriends… did they date in college and broke up? They became business partners? What was the point? Idc too much cause I didn’t care for them as a couple tbh. But that was unnecessary provocation from the writers when they know the audience literally will ship anything especially when the story hints at it. Very bizarre… I’m still confused like maybe I missed something and didn’t understand what I watched…

I really loved that Pat and Pran stayed together. I was shocked by ep12 preview because I did not read anything in ep11 as them officially breaking up when I first watched it. I thought ep11 was them emotionally dealing with the fallout of everything that happened in ep10, the fights they had with their parents. I thought everything in ep 11 reaffirmed their love and commitment to each other to take on whatever came next.

I knew that obvs Pran wanted to go home, but for the life of me I could not understand how “going home = breaking up,” which is what a lot of us were saying. My dumb butt was like… nope. “Breaking up = breaking up.” How does one break up by reading through the lines? How does one break up by saying thank you for sticking with me and fighting along side me? Definitely would’ve been a poetic break up, but I really didn’t get it. I read so many theories and tried to retroactively make them make sense to what I saw in ep11. I think.. tbh the writers had a lot of brilliance in the ep10-11 arc, but they didn’t know how to handle it or resolve it and so us fans ended up theorizing and in some cases argueing over something that did not make sense to begin with (that thing is ep12 preview and parts of ep12)….. then I try to give the writers the benefit of doubt, and think maybe they realized these issues with the script but wanted to force all the important and deep discussions we’ve been having about parents and family life and how it affects us, but they also didn’t want to make Pat and Pran break up? Does that even make sense?

…Anyway I’m very happy Pat and Pran stayed together 😊.

I’m so glad I had the experience watching Bad Buddy Series live. It’s been a blast and it’s definitely my fav BL of 2021 and one of my fav shows of all time. I’ll definitely be rewatching it many times 🧡🧡🧡

[yourdaddychan]

wow-

literally just wow- i genuinely have nothing to say about this please- i cannot explain how much this means to me- there's 1000 of us- *hugs all of you* [ especially the porn bots ] *turns into formal luna asf*

i remember when i started in may, just a tiny chatbot with only one mutual, only known to you guys as [ answer : admin ]. and now, almost a year later, i have 1k of my chainsaw eating demons who are metal as fuck 💪ive learned so much being on tumblr, as a part of both the skz writers community and the chatbot community. ive made a bunch of friends, lost a bunch of ones, and 1k of you stuck with me. i cannot begin to express my gratitude to all of you, and how much all of you and your interactions with me mean to me. all of the simping, the random stories, everything. i cherish all of it, and i love all of you. aight so letz get to the personal thanking asf

alsoer i kinda wanted to do something sexy so imma do what color they remind me of :D most of them can be found at this link : https://louisem.com/29880/color-thesaurus-infographic

@kvinly linn bb 🥺through all the drama we've been through and shit im so glad we ended up becoming friends again cause we're kinda sexy together 😉thank you so much for being my 1000th follower bb you mean so much to me and if anyone hurts you im about to *turns into jennie and kachows them* licherally lets nevah fight again

-> you remind me of the color punch , and not only because of the name- underneath that grr me edgy grr me bully you're just a softie simp and that reminds me of punch :D

@undeadbots steph 🥺lemme be your personal broken chopsticks pls :( KLDSKLD anywayz we've also gone through some sexy drama and thankfully you saw da light 😉and now look at us, with our own band, and our own producing line 🥺brohemian rhapsody for life bro 🥺 *big kithie for da best dad in da world :D*

-> you remind me of the color viridian , because it gives me confident vibes :D you carry yourself proudly and confidently as you should tbh go steph

@binniesthighs oh look its a cutie *pushes you to a mirror* right there :D RORORO YOUR BOAT :DD we havent talked too much, besides my simping for jisung- but you give me very sexy energy so imma propose rq *gets down on one knee* will you be the rororo to my boat 🥺thank you for being my moot :D

-> you remind me of the color espresso , because espresso looks like the color to be pretty chill and laid back, and you're all of those, and calming to be around

@toshis-flower BAYBEE BEBE BEEBEE :D thank you so much for being my moot and making me a wifey asf ‼️ you're literally so much like me whats not to love <3 JKSDJKD JKJK you're really sweet and really just a good person to rant to, i love you so so so much and i think im going to remarry you :D

-> you remind me of the color taffy , because you're sweet, cute, and bright :D *eats you* yummy

@lov3ric seyoung. i love you. so much. MY SOULMATEEEE :DD even though we tell the story over and over like a bunch of grandmas, ill still never forget how we became soulmates and then bonded over boba 🥺im licherally going to marry you one day like ez 💪also i wanna eat you can i eat you youre really cute *eats you*

-> you remind me of the color daffodil , because it reminds me of banana milk which reminds me of you tbh- buuuttt did you know that daffodils are one of the first flowers you see when spring starts? that definitely reminds me of you because through all of the cb drama, you've always been there with me, like literally always- i cannot express how much i love you *kithie*

@simpchimp LIDDLE CHEESE FUCKER THEMBO :DD drink water *spank* i love you so much you cutie 🥺you're also licherally the funniest person ever like stop bae i kinda need to be the funniest but noer its you 😔alsoer i love how random you are KDSKLD so nevah stop that because then *revz up arm* youre going to get luna-ified

-> you remind me of the color jam , because even though you seem kinda scary at first [ yes i was 100% scared of you ] you're really soft :D

@berrywoo the sun themself 💪you are easily the purest person ive met, and im so happy i somehow became moots with you :D you literally hit diff, yk? theres something about your personality and the way you act thats so comforting, and that means i eat you because youre too cute :D you cant just be a wholeass teacher for kids and expect not to get eaten kids are licherally demons whoever deals with them properly and treatz dem nicely gets a nom asf

-> you remind me of the color honey , because you're a sunshiney yellow, and you're sweet like honey :D i think you need to hear that its okay not to be okay bb, and you can come to my dms anytime you want to rant 😎

@yourchungha MS OG CHUNGHA MS IM KINDA SCARED OF THE SHIT YOU DO MS FURREH LOVER 101 MS ANNA BANANA :D yeah youre like really nice- thats all i have to say- like how tf do you deal with [ redacted ] like eggsplain- ALSO YOURE CARRYING OUR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE IDK HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE DKSJKD I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS MORE OFTEN

-> you remind me of the color scarlet , because youre a sexy bitch tf and scarlet gives me 'idc what you think im hot' kinda vibes which is like exactly you

@satosimp WINTER DADDY :DD i lub you asf *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy* ugh the way your personality matches mine is kinda sexy or whatever im also kinda in love with you but lets ignore that part 🙄 💪 *big kithes* *eats your cats casually*

-> you remind me of the color lilac , because it just gives me tsundere vibes, you act like you dont care but really do care :D you liddle sawftie *noms your cheekie*

@nightshade-minho DUCKIE :DD *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy pt 2* licherally bae where the fuck are you i miss you you bettah be doing well in school otherwise im going to smack you with a chappal asf DSJJKSD *eats your cat because hes such a cutie*

-> you remind me of the color marigold , because you're adorable and sunshiney :D

@onigirimeeya MICHIE MICHIE MICHIEIEEIEI MY DAD :DDD i like you mucho much if you didnt know *kithes you* you're like one awf da best listeners ever- which is such a weirdass compliment but its true- you're really good at listening, and just being a comforting presence in general, like when you go to the beach and youre just staring at the waves all edgy mode, and it calms you down a fuck ton

-> you remind me of the color mint , for obvious reasons- mint choco chip cookie michie :DD

@hhjs bae we dont talk a lot but im kinda lurking on all of your posts- JKDSJSKD bae remarry me please youre really fucking hot 😭and the way you have with words is like damn- teach me oppar asf

-> you remind me of the color wine , because you're refined, and carry yourself in a way that makes everyone want to be you. the color wine is rich and deep, which reminds me of the way you write :D

@nsfw-stay MY LICHERAL BABIE YOUVE BEEN AN ANON FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AND WEVE TALKED ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT TOGETHER [ a lot about seungmin and jisung but shhh ] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB AND I WILL NOM YOU >:( BUT SOFTLY AND OUT OF LOVE *nomz yew* :D

-> you remind me of the color cerulean , because its a baby blue and what fits better than a baby blue yk? you're adorable and squishy and i want to nom you 24/7

@secretary-yeji *iz chan ig cause we dont talk admin to admin* oh erm gee is uncle chrith 😉DKLSKLD my liddle koala :D my liddle burgah :D my liddle aussie :D my besth frien :DDD evah since may i think we've been friends, and i think one of the highlights of that day was me marking you as spam twice and on accident too- LKSDKLSD WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT anywayz thank yew for being uncle chrith's friend *kith*

-> you remind me of the color seafoam , because it's a very soft and light color yk, you're delicate asf which sounds like a bad thing now that im typing it BUT IT ISNT DSKLDSLK YOURE VERY CUTE YOU AND YOUR FLOOFY COWS :D

@ayolistenupp im kinda... in love with you? wtf? KDSDKSL MY DESI DADDY ASF I LOVE YOU SOER MUCH :D our music nights™️ mean so much to me, like theres just something so personal about listening to what the other person likes to hear even though half of your songs are sexy asf KLDSKLD

-> you remind me of the color ocean , because the ocean is loud but calming yk- like you're full of energy but you're also calming :D

@yanderexchungha OH ERM GEE YEW :O YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS IN LIKE 10 MONTHS BESTIE MERRY CHRISTMAS IG KLDSLKD anyway i love you dad your lessons about vape >>> to quote your drunk ass exactly "vape isnt cool" JKSDJ anyway its gonna be sexy if we accidentally run into each other in the hallwayz asf

-> you remind me of grey cause youre a hag- JKJK KDJSD you remind me of the color caramel , because you're sweet, and licherally addictive caramel isnt good for my braces but i keep eating it 😰but youre addictive in a good way :D

@yanderelee literally only doing this because you were moping about not having a simp sunday and im such a good person 🥸you're cool 💪and unfortunately, you're funny too 😥and even though i bully you asf dont take it personally because i dont mean it asf

-> you remind me of the color dijon mustard because you just give those hacker vibes please dont hack me after i said this i like to keep my location private

@kpopswitchbot BESTIE 😏MY FIRST MUTUAL 😏 LICHERALLY DA BEST CUTEST FUNNIEST SMARTEST SEXIEST KEWLEST I CANT EVEN EXPRESS WITH WORDS FISHIE IN DA WORLD :D LICHERALLY STOP OUTDOING ME WITH YOUR GOODNIGHTS LIKE *spankz yew* YOURE LITERALLY TOO GOOD WITH WORDS ITS NOT FAIR- AND THE DAY YOU JUST TALKED TO ME IN SHAKESPEAREAN BECAUSE I FELT DOWN- AND EXPRESSED YOUR LOVE THAT WAY LIKE- PLEASE I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU ONE DAY

-> you remind me of the color coffee , not only because youre addicted to it but also because of the way you act, you're like the definition of an old soul- with the words you use, the drama kid you are asf, etc- you're a talented bitch *mwah* i love you so much you also remind me of those movies where they find an old ass book and they kinda hafta dust it off and it gives you treasure or something cause yeah that reminds me meeting you

AIGHT DAS IT ASF MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL :DDD

[smallcrystals]

opinions or hcs or other shit like that on flashlight (princess twilight and either human or pony flash LMAO)

ngl i don't have much of an attachment to pony flash as i used to when i was younger 😭 i think ever since i got obsessed w eqg i've been more human flash oriented

i used to love flashlight when i was younger! i think now it's more of a "omg theyre so cute :((" ship for me now than an otp

ppl always say pri twi x human flash it's a forced het romance (when it's only rlly het if you see it that way, they're both bi idc) and that they had no proper connection and i can see why they say that? but still, there's nothing so horrible about it that it warranted so much hate for the past few years

eqg flashlight is an interesting concept if you think about it because it's clear that they both like each other somewhat but due to unfortunate circumstances, they can't really do anything about it? i feel like we don't really give flashlight enough credit on that because this happens in real life too, albeit to a less dramatic extent circumstance wise.

they also had flash canonly move on from pri twi despite there have being no rejection made from her whatsoever. and that happens unfortunately! sometimes ppl leave without giving unfinished relationships closure due to other priorities and sometimes we can’t rlly blame them for that.

having the love interest of a show be told they should probably move on and have them ACTUALLY move on and be somewhat of his own person isn't something i see in children's media AT ALL so i'm actually glad with the way they went about it. it's still sad bc they were really cute, it's just realistic i guess? and it just gives him some development too!

i do like to think pri twi and pony flash have some sort of feelings for each other, i just don't have much to say abt that hc wise as i'm not that into fim anymore

though, there is this one vague idea i have in my head? like, for a post-high school story (i'm obsessed with these, as you can tell) which involves the girls needed pri twi for help and so she brings over flash from equestria too and the two flash's meet due to the story

appearance wise i imagine their human forms to be kinda different? pony flash is more himbo like whereas human flash is kinda twinky compared to him (yet he's like 80% muscle).

sunset is jarred because bringing pony flash along wasn't part of the plan. they have him in a disguise as they wander around town, pri twi and pony flash rlly confused until sunset shows them that human flash is . literally a celebrity. so if pony flash is just walking around canterlot looking like a fucking famous idol, it'd be a problem??

eventually the two flashes do meet and i can personally see them butting heads mainly bc they have slightly different views and judge each other a bit too heavily but they get over it !!! bc they have other stuff to deal with together <3

these post-high school ideas i have w eqg are always incomplete bc i have no idea what to do with them but !!!!! yeah that's rlly all i've got for flashlight tbh! they are very cute and i love them v much

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S5 Ep8 Thoughts *Spoilers*

Thoughts under cut to keep tag smooth :)

- NOT KEVIN CHEATING ON FFANGS… so how exactly did they stay together for seven years I—FANGS DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

- Betty and Archie 🥺🥺 this scene was a so much cuter than I expected

- Snarky!Jughead normally would have annoyed me but thankfully that wasn’t the case this time

- Oh yeah Juniper and Dagwood I forgot all about them tbh

- Imagine having a hot ass boyfriend like Fangs and CHEATING oh him. Oh… open relationship. Oh. Um. Sorry for the judging… anyways Fangs and Reggie when?

- Veronica hiring Archie yay besties!! Not her looking at his lips though...

- JERONICA INTERACTION AND AWKWARD BUGHEAD YAH

- Everyone saw this coming, Toni being the surrogate for Kangs. The engagement wasn’t something I thought about but it’s still not surprising.

- What is this over the top anger from Cheryl?? Toni not being able to have children the older she gets :(

- LUCY HALE??? Katy Keene is in this ep?

- BETTY IS GONNA TELL KEVIN!!!! Lol him being like “god please tell me we’re not gonna have to go through you and Jughead again ugh” same Kevin

- Jughead seeing the alien mmhm interesting

- “Or are you too distracted by my beauty?” okay Ms. Marble we know you’re absolutely gorgeous

- I don’t get why Cheryl’s acting like this, like Toni’s pregnancy has anything to do with her

- Chad being spotted with an heiress lol okay loser you have VERONICA FUCKING LODGE

- Not Veronica using Archie to make Chad jealous… no we don’t want Varchie!!!!!!!!!!

- So how exactly is a key party fucking with Toni?? Cheryl that makes no sense lol but whatever

- Betty’s nightmare and her calling the one person who’s ever made her feel safe UGHHH FUCK Barchie has me in a chokehold 🥺😭

- Is Archie gonna realize Betty is similar to him

- WE! DO! NOT! WANT! VARCHIE!!!! They’re not good for each other and having Archie suddenly out of nowhere talking about how there may still be something still between him and Veronica… because… she wanted a selfie….??? God fuck these writers they’re so!?!?! but honestly as long as Bughead stays dead idc they’re the biggest reason this show sucked ass

- How can Fangs not realize why Kevin is saying all of that… like isn’t it sus to him lol

- Jabitha muah

- Wait Jughead’s done DRUGS? Bro-

- I know we won’t get it bc they all hate Jeronica’s but I wish we could get a Jeronica key party kiss smh

- Veronica looks so good but I hate her using Archie like that

- Chad’s on a train back to Riverdale for a key party lol

- It’s so weird that Cheryl invites Reggie bc currently he’s their enemy rn

- Kevin and Betty actually talking like friends again <3

- Wow Fangs brought the guy Kevin was with in the beginning who’s NOT surprised? Also Minerva scheming with Cheryl is so…? sigh literally why

- Wow Veronica got Archie’s keys, who’s NOT surprised?

- Chad going to a key party to not let Veronica key party… lol what a loser.

- Rules are it has to be consenting but then she’d be okay with Jughead’s clearly drunk ass choosing which negates that… mmhm

- The Reggie and Fangs kiss was highkey very exciting and I wasn’t expecting it… You know you fucked up with writing a relationship when one kiss (Reggie and Fangs) was more exciting than the entire relationship…

- This Choni scene feels straight out of a horror movie… Toni feels trapped with Cheryl, how are they going to be able to get past this?? 😭😭😭

- Jabitha is so cute. Like it still annoys me that they’re literally what Jeronica would have been if given the chance and everyone who made fun of Jeronica’s is loving them

- Reggie being 100% straight </3 we can’t hc his sexuality anymore there goes my bi/pan brothers Reggie and Sweet Pea

- God poor Fangs…

- “I still have feelings for Veronica” man fuck this show we don’t want Varchie

- “We should make sense” Betty…??? you literally do you make sense than ANYONE

- But both of them thinking their darkness will eat each other up gives me hope though

- It’s annoying that Betty keeps calling Barchie an escape when that’s literally what her and Jughead solely were

- Tabitha’s toilet is so cute wtf

- Minerva and Cheryl’s kiss is so cute though, so aesthetically pleasing

- Veronica divorcing Chad as she should, finally. Though, to randomly have feelings for Archie again is not it smh

- Anyways, I’ll always manifest Jeronica Barchie endgame

- God they made Veronica so awful this episode I hate it sm

- This VA kiss wasn’t even as cute or hot like when they were teenagers lol sucks that they don’t have anything going for them anymore

- Stop potentially killing Polly </3

- What was that preview……….