#yeah sure jan

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends Episode 5 | 'Friendship': According to Ray (The Denial Sequel)

Spoiler: It's complete bullshit.

[janesurlife]

This is a joke right????? cause every single person who's on f1 side of twitter KNOWS team LH is literally a cult. OMG they're being so naive, I pity them.

[irandomblogfulb]

I hate that now some rvvby stans have gotten into Heartstopper (unfortunately, we were doing so good to keep them out y’all!), they saw one screenshot of Darcy looking somewhat angry, and now they claim her as “basically Yang” or “ another angry butch lesbian who hates men like Yang” NO! SHE IS NOT YOUR RADFEM POWER FANTASY! SHE IS HER OWN CHARACTER! STOP CALLING EVERY SAPPHIC CHARACTER WHO LOOK MILDLY ANGRY “BASICALLY YANG” STOP IT!

(Also it’s basically giving away that they only see Tara as Darcy’s meek and submissive arm candy who cowers behind her 🤢)

(Also she’s not Yang bc I haven’t heard anything about her actress running basically the femcel equivalent of an alpha podcast and spewing misogynistic and ableist radfem/terf rhetoric)

Darcy is far more closer to becon era Yang than she is to that resting bitch face, I don't gaf about anything else other than by fetishized cat girlfriend whom the only things I like about is that she's a cat and insert empty platitudes here Karen.

Whoever they are haven't watched or read heartstopper.

Rwby stannies desperately need to expand their media pallette. There is more to queer/sapphic relationships than angry butch masculine lesbian paired with meek, feminine girl.

I have my grievances with the creator of heartstopper, but at least she hired queer young poc and not a straight white woman to play a "chinese-coded" possibly pansexual character with a documented history of homophobia.

[archxngxl]

Closed Starter

Finding her target was nothing short of a pain in the ass. Lana prided herself on her tracking skills, but this particular target was hidden well. She tracked him down to a cabin, in the middle of nowhere. Upon further inspection and research of the terrain, Lana learned that there was wolves around. She hoped that none of them would show up, she could not afford any distractions or possible hindrances to the mission. She was being paid a heft sum, but that wasn't the only reason she took the job. 'Your target has worked with your father many times before. He is a key to finding your father.' Her employer had said with confidence. Lana took the job right away.

Now here she was, in the middle of nowhere. In the cold and damp air of snow covered forest. Lana's steps were silent, her breath was steady. She would get her answers, one way or another. She hid behind a tree, using it as both a shield and look out point. With her gun in hand and a steady breath, Lana took the first shot. "Shit." Lana had missed by a bit, the bullet hit the wooden box next to him. The shot rang out, the noise bouncing off the trees. Lana looked over, and he was gone. She cursed under her breath and went after him. More shots rang out, and Lana missed again. Something was off. Her target had agility, a complete opposite of her previous targets that stumbled and fell while running from her. No matter, she would kill him and get the job done.

@hcllriot

[animalisticallytimorous]

Nah nah nah, you misheard me. XD

I don't like BRO COUNTRY. I swear, my teenage years were flooded with nothing but songs about beer, tractors, fucking the farmer's barely-legal daughter, & America by my dad & stepmom & made me forget what REAL country music is supposed to be like.

PLEASE. I went through a massive musical not-like-other-girls phase because I just couldn't STAND listening to that stuff anymore & was under the impression that everyone else in my little town listened to nothing but bro country.

If you wanna instantly set my teeth on edge, turn on bro country and laugh at my suffering.

you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?

[jadeluz-official]

He always loved her, didn't he?

[kinardscake]

Certain people on Xtwt are obsessed with Lou even more than we are. I think we should up our game and spread more love to counter their hate.

[chubote]

I find it kinda funny when folks think boost (or even gainer shakes) is some kind of magic silver bullet to gaining

[thenarrativefoil]

new canary in the coal mine: hamsters in indoor public spaces

hamsters are very susceptible to covid-19

if the hamster gets sick, shut the whole thing down and revisit covid precautions

the animal rights activists would have us covid-free faster than you could remember what PETA stands for

[shiryawashere]

I'm sorry to my USAmerican moots but I lost every shred of hope I had for your people today

[one-winged-dreams]

Partial diversity win! Jesus freak mother will accept me being bigender (i'm not) instead of being a binary transmasc!

[daffi-990]

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[antipathy-arsonist]

my new madcom au where hank does real estate again either cus a] he's done killing people and needs something to do or b] he's still killing people but he needs to make money

this is decided entirely by what I end up thinking is funnier

theres nothing deeper to this I just think its really funny. conceptually.

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

I’m giving Charles a medal. That was thee worst Portuguese I’ve ever heard. Takes some talent.

[angel---eater]

dave and dave if he didnt have oculocutaneous albinism (thanks dirk for the health complications)