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animalisticallytimorous · 1 year ago

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Nah nah nah, you misheard me. XD

I don't like BRO COUNTRY. I swear, my teenage years were flooded with nothing but songs about beer, tractors, fucking the farmer's barely-legal daughter, & America by my dad & stepmom & made me forget what REAL country music is supposed to be like.

PLEASE. I went through a massive musical not-like-other-girls phase because I just couldn't STAND listening to that stuff anymore & was under the impression that everyone else in my little town listened to nothing but bro country.

If you wanna instantly set my teeth on edge, turn on bro country and laugh at my suffering.

you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?

#what also makes this extra painful is how before my dad married my stepmom he didn't listen to that #for his many MANY faults as an abusive narc he at least had good music taste #always loved when he'd put on Billy Joel Elton John Journey and so many of the old classics from the 70s-90s and such #but when they got married HOO BOY FUCKING HOWDY-#he never let any of us change the radio off of Bro Country Central no matter how much we asked #he was a fucking simp for her & bent over backwards for her with everything #stepmom loved bro country & thus he loved bro country #and when I asked him one time why he didn't listen to the old stuff anymore #he said that he ALWAYS loved country music & fell in love with it again thanks to stepmom #yeah sure Jan #i'm sorry but I'm just a severe hater of bro country #give me bluegrass and folk PLEASE-

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