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WHAAAAT?! lol i feel more like the reader than writer for this role play. it’s your choice if you want him to ask just know i have a habit of making unexpected twists 😏
mommy issues!JK
you never thought you would be in this position. here you are eating with the father of one of your students and you hate to admit it but you’re enjoying his company. jungkook is very polite and knows how to keep the flow of a conversation. a lot of questions about the “hot parent in ms. y/n’s class” were answered and you’re quite impressed too.
you’re also impressed with yourself because you’re knowledge for cooking is pretty vague jungkook seems to think otherwise, even saying the meal is better than his own mother’s.
you roll your eyes at his compliment, not because you’re annoyed, rather, you think he’s exaggerating. your cooking can’t be THAT good but when jungkook unveils that seol isn’t a big fan of meat, it makes sense why it probably tastes so good.
“i doubt that i can cook better than your mother but thank you” you say as you take another bite of the food but onto the “dinner date,” “parting dinner” or whatever it’s called. you tilt your head a little and look at jungkook as he explains what the dinner is for.
the owner sold the company to the jangs and although you have no idea who those people are, you still listen to what jungkook is telling you until he reveals another jarring secret.
“she’s…wait wait wait, so the new owner is your ex fiancee?”
basically, you’re going to a dinner to make this ‘nara’ woman jealous and if you aren’t, it’s hard for you to see it as anything but that. you don’t jump to conclusions right away because you don’t really know jungkook. what he and jang nara isn’t any of your business either but how can he swear there won’t be any drama when she is his ex fiancee? it’s all a recipe for disaster.
“listen, i’m…i’m flattered you asked me but i’m not sure i can go and you know why. i’m not sure if you’re trying to marry her again but if you want to, just ask? a cheap thrill like this isn’t my cup of tea” you say with hopes you don’t offend your guest but you’re only being honest; this is messy but on a lighter note:
“but, uh, congratulations though! getting the company sold must mean the company is worth a lot of money right? and banking is a good paying job, so maybe one you might be the owner of it, haha”
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What are you talking about?
He would rather die single and marry someone like her? And he’s ruined it all, hasn’t he.. “w-woah Ms yn I’m not trying to marry her or trying to make her jealous?!” he immediately defends himself, but he remembers to keep his tone in because he cannot get angry at you.
This Reaction from you isn’t shocking because he was expecting this and you probably think that this is some kind of a cheap trick to get her back but why would he want to get her back when he was the one who broke things off with her?
“Uh… please don’t misunderstand… I… don’t want anything to do with her- she’s nothing but my boss… and it’s not like I wanted her to purchase the company…” he sighs, he’s panicking right now because you’re slipping away.
This cannot happen.
“I.. don’t know what to say that will assure you that that’s not really my intention and why would I use you to make my ex jealous? You are out of my league and it would be very obvious know that we’re not really a couple because you’re just too perfect..” he says, looking into your eyes.
Please just agree.
Because he really doesn’t want to lose you, and he doesn’t have any intentions to get her back when he wants to have you. He just genuinely wants to take you out to dinner and he knows that he wouldn’t really agree to go on a real date with him so maybe a formal occasion will do its trick.
“Listen! Alina will be there with her husband, who is my best friend and my coworker… I don’t know… please.” He almost begs, and now he’s getting sad because he cannot force you against your will and he never plans to but what can he do in the situation right now?
“I can assure you that you will have no drama- no crazy ex, and I’m sure she moved on so you won’t have to deal with her being jealous or whatever.” Jungkook stops eating because he feels so panicked right now.
If you don’t want to go, he cannot really force you because you’re not really his girlfriend and he cannot afford to show you his real side.
“ well, I understand if you want to not go because yeah I get it… umm thanks for the meal I guess? I really appreciate you inviting me over and feeding me delicious food…. I hope you don’t hate me.” He says, sadly, “before I go, I have to tell you something.”
He gets up, fixing his shirt. “Ms Chaeyoung? I want to tell you that you should be aware of her… she said some disgusting stuff about you and me… uh.. I just… she doesn’t give me a good vibe.. I don’t want to tell you what she said to me and told me but.. be aware of her, yn.”
“She’s into you.”
#ask: mi!jk#yeah it’s gonna be a little shocking#But your twists really aren’t expected and I’m scared now#🫧 anon
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Atla live action 😐
#thats my honest reaction 😐#to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid#like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat#or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already#good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive#to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil#i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better#but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because#it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak#and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but#come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and#makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality#i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was#IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys'#and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall#AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think#plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS#a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason#im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your#audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small#thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small#its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers#i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang#anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and#rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz#netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub#no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same#ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me#i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing#yapping
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🦄🪐🎶 any of these for any of your ocs!! \^o^/
Second question by @starflungwaddledee
ALRIGHT!!! Sorry for takin' so long... i was excited for this one and i wanted to do it great!! Apologize, for both of u ;-;
REALLY long post
8. 🦄: Is your OC the only one of their kind, or are there others like them?
With Snow, yes, there are others of her kind out there: Kirby and Meta Knight.
But they are alive, not like her. She's dead
She hasn't met them in person yet, but i'm sure she will be dazzled by Kirby's smile and energy
Fal is an AI created by the ancients, an artifact called Cybernetic Waiter. There were several like Fal, almost the entire upper class had a Waiter similar to how everyone today has a cell phone. However, today only Fal remains. He is the only one that is still active and there is no other Waiter... Although something distinctive about Fal is that he has a physical body that emulates the functions of an organic body. No other Waiter has that
3. 🪐: Have your OC ever left their home planet? If so, what other planets have they visited?
Fal originally lived in Shiver Star, he is not a native of Popstar. This was after being found by Zero Two, who dragged him to Popstar and they arrived on the planet in a star shower. After being repaired, he spends his time traveling around the planet from time to time, exploring the ecosystems of the Popstar. On one occasion, Fal mentioned that he visited Ripple Star but it was a quick and very short thing and he was eager to see more of that place. Another planet he visited was Halcandra, although he was horrified to see the state of the Ancients' paradise. Thanks to Elfilin he also got to know the Forgotten Land. He loves that place!! It's like Shiver Star, just abandoned... At least it's not frozen
Snow visited several planets for work and never really took trips for fun or anything like that, she was very focused on hunting down whatever criminals there were in the galaxy. She got to know Halcandra, although i couldn't dare to say what other planets she explored, since those trips were years ago and there is not much evidence about what places were colonized/explored by the Ancients, so i will leave this part ambiguous... Sorry
1. 🎶: What is a song that you associate with your OC, and why do you associate it with them?
Ugh, there's an entire playlist that summarizes Fal's story!!: Reboot Me by Jakeneutron! This because Reboot Me inspired Fal's backstory!! There are several others that i associated with him because of the lyrics that in a some way describe his story in parts and through a point of view that is constantly changing (something ridiculous, but i can't help thinking that way): Sad Machine, Endless Embrace, anonymous M…
Las Continue is another good one!! This one... It is like a song that describes very well the present Fal and his struggles
If I am reborn and come to meet you, do you think this shredded up heart of mine will heal?
You see, I was manipulated by someone else, and was intoxicated by that pair of fake wings
It would be great if I could go back to that day, it would be great if I could go back to that day
Trapped between the previous life and the after life, the one-way street of life continues on
Snow unfortunately doesn't have many songs, but i like to think that Fight Song fits her because of the story behind the protagonist sung in the lyrics and visualized in the music video... i think it summarizes the difficulties of her missions and how she wasn't herself when it came to fighting
2. 🗣️: Does your OC speak more than one language? If they do, what languages do they speak and how did they learn them?
An everyday AI obviously knows more than one language. In addition to be a floating Wikipedia, Fal is an automatic translator, speaking different languages is something that comes naturally to him! Fal can understand and speak several languages such as Greek, French, Japanese and has shown that he also knows the language of Forgotten Land. Even with a language he isn't familiar with, he can learn extremely fast that language if he spends time with the person who speaks that it!! The fish learns pretty fast~!
Greek at the time was more required by the Ancients since a certain species spoke it. The creator of Fal implemented this language that she learned from her mentor! Although Fal is not proud of Greek and does not talk it greek very often because it is no longer necessary. Who knew you would find someone who also knows Greek...
#kirby oc#kirby#fal mahoiku#my draws#fal#snow white mahoiku#snow white#sorry for takin' so long!! seriously sorry!!!#i wantee to make this... the best way possible?? Yeah that#when it comes to this asks games i take my time because some asks can took me by surprise!!#the language one was my favorite so far! Fal is a little fish that can understand everything..#HE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!#nokk0 say#ask game#asks#i was shocked when i saw the ask from Starflung... not gonna lie i was like a fangirl screaming with joy-#sorry u are my favorite artist and an inspiration so i can't helo it-
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what d&d class is your oc?
tagged for this uquiz by the lovely @jillvalentinesday, @cassietrn, @inafieldofdaisies, @voidika, @josephseedismyfather, @direwombat, @poisonedtruth, and @theelderhazelnut, thank you all <3
Ranger
You are a Ranger, an explorer of dangerous territories. You are fearless and cunning, traits necessary on your travels, but you tend to be closed off from others and overly pragmatic. Your connection with nature and skill with weaponry will carry you through most battles, and your sneakiness will let you avoid the ones it will not.
There isn't any other class that suits her. She's not got the magic for druid, but her fighting style keeps her out of direct warrior/barbarian types. Archery and nature, exploration and knowing the lay of the land, and using it to advantage? That's Micah. She's at home alone in the woods, but with party members she's off her footing, unsure how to interact or engage. Trusts comes hard for her, but a fearless ability to throw herself into danger? Yeah, she's got that in spades.
Rogue
You are a Rogue, a skilled adventurer who uses guile and expertise to your advantage. You are often seen as stealthy and precise, aiming for your opponent's weakest points, but you can master various other skills to aid you on your journey. While you tend to be underhanded and greedy, you can also be daring, clever, insightful and charismatic.
Sneaky. Underhanded. Guile. Charm. Greed. Loose Morals. What else could Lil ever be but rogue?
Artificer
You are an Artificer, an adventurer who wields science in place of magic. While your foremost trait is intelligence, you're built tougher than most others who place their faith in their brains. You are inventive, curious and occasionally reckless, all traits that get you both into and out of trouble on your adventure.
I admit it, I took the quiz for her a few times until it returned the right result. Intellect and knowledge, melding science and magic, those are Bright's Things. No matter how much the quiz kept trying to make her a traditional magic user, she's just not. She's extremely reckless, but it's not out of malice or a drive for power; it's simple curiosity. And a love of shiny things. She's clever but not wise; she's quick but not strong or nimble.
Paladin
You are a Paladin, a warrior sworn to an Oath, whether it be to a god, a king, an ideology or oneself. As a divine soldier, you are well equipped to strike down evil, but must follow a code of your choosing to retain this power. While you are limited somewhat by these bonds, you are also the most driven and determined member of your group.
tbh i've never considered what would suit Lore, but honestly? yeah, she's very driven for good, for what she sees as moral and right, for the betterment of the people, though i don't know if she could be defined as a soldier or warrior. she's about practicality and function over form or style, but she'd balk at the idea of serving a god or a king. her goal is always to help people, especially those who have no voice and no power. she fights hard, but she prefers diplomacy and compromise whenever possible, to save as many lives as she can. she's one of my purest, most good characters.
i realize i'm kinda late on this one, but i'm passing on tags, anyway. (feel free to ignore me<3) @henbased, @adelaidedrubman, @v0idbuggy, @legally-a-bastard, @damejudyhench, @mars-colony, @strafethesesinners, @thisisrigged4, @mediocre-life-span, @harmonyowl, @marivenah, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @florbelles, @trench-rot, @wrathfulrook, @simplegenius042, @incognito-insomniac, @gayafsatan, @shallow-gravy, @turbo-virgins, @chazz-anova, @confidentandgood, @aceghosts, @jacobseed, @vampireninjabunnies-blog, @fourlittleseedlings, @clonesupport, @unholymilf, and anyone else who wants to do this, please say i tagged you <3
#micah hale#lilith mallory#bright#lore jameson#dnd quiz tag game#i was gonna do a few others but i feel bad how long my posts get#and i'm never sure if i'm tagging the right people or just being annoying#but anyway yeah i maybe cheated a little to get results that fit for a few of them right#tho micah and lore are the first results they both got#i blame my lack of dnd knowledge on how wrong i was getting answers tbh#rambling in the tags because i'm nervous af about posting this#so this is how i procrastinate wheee#also i may even participate in wip wed today i know that's a big shock lol but i've got writing happening again#just so scared to share#yep i am procrastinating in tags whoops
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My husband eats citrus rinds and he faced some workplace discrimination* for it so I made him a RindEater Pride flag to validate him
This is fully a joke btw but if you’re also a RindEater feel free to use it anyways lolol
*I’m wildly exaggerating lol they just thought it was odd and were giving him a hard time abt it
#his coworkers were just Very shocked by him lolol#chatterbun#but yeah this is just for funsies but regardless!#rind eaters are valid#a little bit weird not gonna lie but valid nonetheless
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People always talking about "eat the rich" but when i, the Atlantic Ocean,
#yeah sorry but i've just seen a take literally telling someone “you NEED to show empathy!” and i'm done.#do u really care for these people or are you using this situation to prove how morally superior you are by virtue of your limitless empathy#well mine is limited and i'm not gonna pretend otherwise just for humanity points ™#drowning cw#shipwreck cw#death cw#vent#oceangate#ps being disgusted and shocked with what's arguably one of the most horrible ways to die is genuinely valid#and i'm not hoping for anyone's death. in fact i don't need to. they're dead. and i hope the search&rescue crew gets called back asap#but some of y'all sound a little bit like the people crying “it's distasteful to speak ill of the dead” when elizabeth II died
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me, hyped up about Star Trek Enterprise again after finishing my beloved season 3: I wonder if there are any posts about it on tumblr *searches*
me, twenty minutes later, closing the results: ah. I see. it has suffered from fandomification, where fans threw out canon and replaced it with fanon. one hundred and thirty seven polls asking "what was your first/favorite star trek" and it is at the bottom of every one. this between 14million other posts about every other star trek series. some funny memes thrown in for ~flavor~. great. wonderful. I'll just go back into my happy little corner with my parents who unironically enjoy the show with me then.
#star trek enterprise#I don't know what I expected#I mean I didn't really expect anything I was shocked and excited to see posts... at first#now I'm just sorry I asked#for the purpose of answering every poll I came across: star trek enterprise WAS my first exposure to star trek#and yeah it imprinted on me a little#I was definitely in a space era after watching battlestar galactica (1978)#and I loved it#I still unironically love it#not a single post I saw talked about how amazing season 3 is I must fix that#if I have to see one more post talking about how captain archer is an idiot I will go insane#people can be smart and intuitive and still make stupid decisions sometimes without being 'himbos' internet#the man managed to befriend at least 47 different species of alien INCLUDING establishing an alliance#with the aliens who wanted to DESTROY EARTH#Idk maybe I'm just relating to the show on a subconscious level now#because I'm an adult who has been thrown into situations over her head and been forced to use intuition#because no one trained me or guided me#AND THAT'S LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF STAR TREK ENTERPRISE#IT'S HUMANITY'S FIRST TIME IN SPACE AND THEY HAVE HAD NO TRAINING#OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA MAKE MISTAKES#'star trek enterprise is funny and stupid uwu' THEY HAD TO STOP THE XINDI DEATH STAR SHUT UP#THEY SURVIVED THE EXPANSE THAT THE *KLINGONS* WERE AFRAID OF#HHHHHHHHHHHH#ugggggggh okay I'm getting worked up I should stop
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just watched 21 jump street and looked up the cast bc thats what i do when i watch movies and found out that there was a tv show also named 21 jump street that the movie was a kinda sorta but not really sequel to the show and that the random cameo with johnny depp at the end was in fact not a random famous comedic actor cameo at all bc he was like the main character in the original tv show and that led me down a weird rabbit hole (incoming pun not intended) and learned about the other cops in that show one of them being Judy Hoffs which if youre like me ur former disney brain immediately connected that to Judy Hopps from zootopia and looked it up to see if it was intentional and apparently the name (and job) similarities were not supposed to be a reference on the zootopia team's part and its "just a play on how rabbits jump" and they were "unaware of the 21 jump street character when naming judy" which i think is some pretty big bullshit because theres no way a character who's first name is Judy and last name is hopps (spelled with two P's the way hoFFs is spelled) and just so happens to also be a young and brand new cop is just a crazy random coincidence
#no paragraph breaks bc this is how my brain works when im in lore deepdive mode#no ones gonna read this but whatever#anyway i didnt think id like 21 jump street the movie bc i usually hate 2010s R- comedy movies#and like anything jonah hill is in HAHA#but i figured ive gone long enough not knowing its references and also i felt like doing a channing tatum binge#bUt i actually giggled at a few jokes i hate to say#most of them were on channings part hes pretty funny. cant stand jonah hill tho sorry not sorry#also they look nothing alike but the amount of times i mix up tom hardy and channing tatum in my head is fucking crazy#anyway#kats movie rants#also i'll bring this up in everything thats relevant but i fucking love Zootopia ive seen it so many times#ive read and watched so many concept videos of the movie in preproduction and making ofs and docu's of that movie omfg#also yes i love nick wilde no not like that hes just silly goofy okay i just love suave sarcastic (fox) characters i swear#every time i remember how the movie plot was supposed to go (shock collars) another little piece of me dies inside because#goddamn its such a good and heartwrenching concept and i still wanna see it on the big screen SO BAD#especially all the test animations and storyboards they already did for that plot line OUGH IT LOOKED SO GOOD#and the fact that the supposed building that nick owned in the concept can be seen (delapadated) in the bkrd of the movie in a scene too BR#god i cant stop talking about it now oh god i unleashed my own beast i need to stop im stopping okay goodnight#yeah so if u cant tell i really love zootopia HAHA
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I can't go five minutes in DW fandom without people being just atrociously mean about things that I love with the blissful unawareness of majority mainstream opinion holders that the people they're being mean about are like. In the space with them. And this in a space full of ardent fans of arguably some of the most esoteric obscure side stuff that everyone else disdains or doesn't even know. And I'm having fun for the most part but also like. It's just exhausting, constantly goddamn exhausting.
#this is about moffat and eleven#in case that wasn't clear#megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace#i'm not gonna say that Lawrence Miles in particular doesn't have every reason to hate Moffat#or that as an EDA fan first and foremost I don't also side eye the fuck out of a lot of his early arc plots#but Moffat wrote *characters* in a way that no one before or since does#everyone droning on about rtd found family has nothing on 11 and 12 era character relationships#also yeah it is genuinely annoying and upsetting that people are STILL going on and on and on and on about ~bad vibes~ ~misogyny~ whatever#like that's just your opinion man#and I think certain fans would genuinely be shocked to actually acknowledge that some people just straight up disagree with them#and straight up have a different experience with that era of the show#and don't share the opinions that got so saturated with so little pushback that the arguments are by now parodies of themselves#like do you hate eleven's era because you formed that opinion yourself or do you hate eleven's run because hbomb made a video?#do you feel the way you feel because you came to that opinion or because others in fandom 'warned' you about moffat before you started?#also like ngl it just straight up hurts my feelings#it's mean! it's just really mean and I'm tired of getting my feelings hurt in situations that are meant to be fun!#I lived through this ten years ago when I'd watch Dr Who and then get on the internet to talk about it#and every post would be just endless bad faith nitpicking and tearing the episode apart#anyway gonna watch power of the daleks now and remind myself not to engage w nuwho fandom
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lmao
crouch sr, having a day that just keeps getting worse: i understand, Lady Black, but there is a war on—
walburga, about to lose her actual mind on this stupid little man she cannot manipulate through no lack of her own skill: i don't CARE that some family was just murdered. they're DEAD! THAT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE! my SON is MISSING, he could be in DANGER—
- - - meanwhile
barty, pacing his bedroom floor: —and they didn't die! so all along Maron's world being saturated with blue wasn't foreshadowing for the tragedy that would haunt her for the rest of her life, it actually signified—
regulus, lying on barty's bed, indulging in a bit of improper conduct, perhaps even eating cinnamon/ginger candies in bed (!!), internally: Cyprian Silkwood will rue the day he was born, istg
regulus, externally: oh wow.
BWHOGJWDJFKOSJFOSGHSOKDFJSD
regulus is in severe danger of being bored to sleep and choking on a ginger candy, which is really NOT what walburga has in mind
i also like the idea of the blacks intending to bust into potter manor metaphorical guns blazing and RETRIEVE REGULUS from his KIDNAPPERS and what actually happens is a screaming fight between sirius and walburga about which of them was worse for regulus, while orion (the only sensible one in this situation if you ask HIM) is casting relentless Point Me charms that are just spinning wildly, which means a) regulus is out of range or b) he is being MAGICALLY CONCEALED.
the potters are all hideously uncomfortable and trying to get orion and walburga to leave. they are also newly concerned about sirius's brother's welfare but even sirius hasn't heard from him since before sirius arrived at potter manor, none of them had any idea regulus would leave--
walburga: HE DIDN'T LEAVE, HE WAS TAKEN
sirius: YEAH, TAKEN ABACK BY HOW MUCH BETTER HIS LIFE WOULD BE IF HE BOOKED IT
meanwhile, regulus is doodling dragons on the backs of barty's old essays and unwillingly absorbing information about cyprian silkwood's work. he's considering staging a daring coup to change the subject
BUT ALSO. CROUCH SR FINDING OUT REGULUS IS MISSING. i could totally see him mentioning that walburga black came to see him when barty's mom asks how his day was, of course it's understandable that she's distressed by her son's disappearance but he does have terrorists to deal with and he did not appreciate the melodrama
barty eavesdropping from the stairs: 👀👂
winky almost certainly knows of regulus's presence because regulus does need to eat - i don't think barty would take the risk of informing his mom and she is not naturally a suspicious person so the biggest risk there is that she notices barty spending a lot of time shut up in his room (which is like, normal for him, but Still), concluding that maybe he needs something to do to take his mind off regulus's disappearance, and coming up with reasons for them to spend time together, which of course barty doesn't want to rEFUSE, but he has a GUEST
ooooo ok i'm starting to come up with a timeline now. regulus delays leaving until he's gotten his hogwarts letter for the upcoming school year and has obtained all his textbooks and such. then, he bounces. high society is in an absolute uproar over regulus's disappearance, they have ZERO clues, and then regulus calmly leaves the crouches' house, takes the knight bus to the leaky cauldron, very quickly floos from the leaky cauldron to hogsmeade before anyone can get a good look at him, and just pops up on september 1 waiting by the thestrals (he walked) to ride to school with his friends and begin the new school year!
and his parents get a bemused letter from dumbledore the next morning and go BALLISTIC.
#barty in the carriages: oh hi regulus how was your summer :)#the rest of their yearmates: *spluttering. in shock. disbelieving. demanding explanations*#regulus: oh you know. traveled a little. saw the sights. how was yours#barty: wow i feel like. i must have spent a solid month cleaning out my closet#regulus: is that so?#barty: yeah it just suddenly felt so cluttered for some reason? WAY overcrowded#the rest of their yearmates: *still spluttering and demanding explanations*#and when SIRIUS SEES HIM IN THE GREAT HALL. HE'S GONNA LOSE HIS SHIT#should i make an inbox tag#barty's closet au
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#pictured: bruise-esque eyeshadow look and this evil machine i bought#you turn it on with a key and it randomly shocks you#literally#the box marketed it as a game#its got all these little metal nodes and it randomly sets them off#so yeah#quote on quote research purposes#todays been a lot#im hot and sweaty and tired and ive been picking up everyone elses slack#eager to write#gonna work a crawfish boil tomorrow so thats fun#pavi talking
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also when i was on the train there were some kids i think they were on a class trip and one of the girls (i think she was like seven or eight years old) was talking to the teacher and she sounded very excited (she was talking about how she went to see "her uncle and her kind-of-aunt-but-kind-of-not" recently) and then the teacher interrupted her and was like "oh, i just remembered, you have a baby brother or a baby sister now, right?" and THE KID JUST LOST ALL THE LIGHT SHE HAD IN HER EYES and went ".. baby brother" and the teacher was like "he must be really cute" and the girl was like ".. probably" and the teacher was so confused and went "wait have you even seen him" and the girl was like "oh yeah yeah i've seen him" and there was a pause and the teacher was like "w-well he must be cool, right" and the girl was just ". yeah"
GIRL WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ALREADY HAVE A RIVALRY WITH HIM THAT LASTED LIKE TEN YEARS 😭😭
#no but the kids say like. the most fascinating and unhinged things sometimes#i'm still not over one little girl suddenly walking up to me and going “ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS..” and then she looked at me and went#“.. yeah” and left EVEN THOUGH I SHOWED INTEREST#also i'm in that age when kids call me “auntie” now. gonna cry brb..#but if we're being serious i hope the girl is okay and she's just kinda shocked#like sorry i'm an only child i don't know how these things. work#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]
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Having nparents was absolutely fucking wild bc maybe my eyesight wouldn’t be so piss fucking poor if i didnt have to beg them to take me to get my eyes tested when I was struggling to see the whiteboard in school their response for the year stop faking it, and when the teacher actually reached out to say hey your kid is squinting like alot alot maybe get that checked, i got checked and they made sure I got the ugliest glasses for a ten year old kid possible who does that????
#and they wonder why i walked out#the shocked pikachu face when they realised i have personal autonomy and that i grew a spine against them was worth it tho#woek up and got frustrated at how fucking little i can see without glasses#idc if its genetics and my eyesight is just like that i m gonna blame#my nparents hhh#oh yeah and bc kids are relentless ofc i got bullied for th glasses but also bc they were super ugly
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It's incredible, in the wrong way, that this needs to be said, but...
Wikipedia is not a primary source.
Look, I use it too, sometimes it can work, but you can't jump at anyone going “did you know that—” and then answering that you read it on Wikipedia. Most of the places where the info comes from are not primary sources, but secondary ( or even not true ), from later authors. And unless those authors list their actual primary sources for their works, then they're not reliable.
So, please, don't use the well-known “argument of the ignorant” to justify your facts you made up. For the ones who don't know, that argument consists in "if there are no sources saying that THIS didn't happen, then is possible it has happened and we don't know!" Those, dear, are theories, not sources nor arguments.
I know getting primary sources is hard, but that doesn't justify misinformation, sorry if that broke your heart into pieces, buddy.
#spent 3 years of researching info about Dionysus. still going.#some random peeps spread misinformation. they get a lot of attention#people jump at me saying i'm wrong. according to the Wikipedia or to any modern author#it just. screws me up a little. you know#i know this blog is made for fun. and i try to act civil everytime#but. just. seeing people act like this. makes my motivation go away#Dionysus wasn't born the 25th of December! Shut the fuck up! Please!#that's just a little piece of everything that can cause misinformation#and not just Dionysus. yeah. he's just the main figure of this blog. shock. i know#guess i will pin this. or whatever. just leave researchers alone#if you're gonna come up with that bullshit#don't even get me started on how natives are treated towards the misinformations of they culture#stories. and history#i hate each and every last one of you. who has ever done things like that#time to take deeps breathes now#rant#wikipedia#sources
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i cant help but feel like the reanimator fandom is giving an incorrect impression of what the movie is about to people who haven't seen it
#ive been guilty of that#but yeah if you walk into reani expecting a gay little transmasc autistic feral scientist and his gay himbo boyfriend#you're gonna be severely disappointed and probably shocked at uh yknow the rest of that very gory and disturbing movie#imagine lol. you play it cause someone told you it's gay and you end up watching animal abuse s.a. violence blood and gore
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Knows that im going into heat because im thinking about him again
#Yakuza loveblog#ohh!! yeah whatever i do want to put him on the torture rack with ropes around his wrists and ankles stretched tautly and slide a long blade#over his belly and then cut him in three hard hits and make his blood and guts spray like a fountain and then the bisected halved of his#body are pulled apart by the ropes and flop in opposite directions and he went into shock after the second strike and died by the third#thinking about how his head would so go flying if i decapitated him i want to turn him into cuts of meat so bad ...#h hey can you put your neck on this chopping block i mean wooden pillow isnt it so comfy ?#literally cannot tell you how badly ive been on edge because ive been thinking of butchering him like a pig#fucked up just wanna watch the skin split and show him just how deep the blade can go it wont be painless but ill do it so quickly that he#wont have a chance to dwell on the pain either ... baby boy i can chop you up i can fold you over like a fish and break your spine that way#i really need a big hatchet to kill him with that girl in the price of a d cup substory was stupid as hell#like she managed to drug him and all she did was take his money ? she should have hung him with a noose for a bit and then quartered him#if i managed to knock him unconscious he would not he waking up with only a headache#aughth i wish it could be as painless as possible for you i really do but i want to see his face when he realises he’s recieved a fatal#wound ... look at how deep this blade goes. this wound will not heal because you will be dead in a few moments im really sorry ! youre gonna#be dead soon and even if i stopped it wouldnt save youu so shush and let me put you out of your misery baby boy#i feel a little bit better now. sorry. i was really worked up just now
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