#yeah im delulu leave me alone

[valkyrieres]

It's Nov 27th here, so....

Bday doodle :3

[forgesahead]

For some reason, the Scions, in all their curated wisdom, had decided that Meteor would be the mentor of their group. It had begun with Thancred advising Zero to look to Meteor for her answers rather than him, and now Alisaie and Alphinaud looked to him expectantly to help usher Wuk Lamat along her path with more than just his strength.

From a purely logical, objective standpoint, it made sense; Meteor was more than the Warrior of Light, he was perhaps the most hardened soldier in all of Eorzea. It stood to reason, then, that he would have the most lessons to impart to those who would come after him. Yet that was only looking at the larger picture. When it was also factored in that he often chose to follow rather than speak and offered deliveries of food rather than words of comfort to the needy, he really has to question the wisdom behind it all.

Even now, with all the time he'd spent with Wuk Lamat, he flails in silence. So much for all the time he'd spent journaling his experiences as he went-- any wise words he could impart were scarcely covered in the breadth of the few sentences he spoke when prompted to talk in turn, and he found that he'd struggled with much tutoring beyond that. It was why he'd preferred the company of other Scions most of the time. They'd been more than happy to speak where he chose to stay silent, wearing their flowery oratory like a fine frock where he would have floundered.

The Scions were not here, though. Thancred and Urianger had joined Koana's team, and though Alisaie and Alphinaud were with him, this time they had wandered off to question the Mamool Ja on their own, leaving him to deal with Wuk Lamat as she moped over her failed attempts to converse with the locals.

"Gods, I've dealt with unfriendliness before, but this is something else! They won't even talk to us!"

House cat, Bakool Ja Ja had jeered towards her, and Meteor saw where the nickname might have stemmed from, though in a way more affectionate than unkind. Her ears drooped as she rested her hands on her chin, and her tail, once animated even when she stood idle, lay still at her rear, as though it were a prop rather than a proper part of her. It was cute, and he couldn't help the smile on his face despite the circumstances.

Nor could he blame her for her frustration. After getting so far along her quest, she's hit a roadblock. A seemingly insurmountable one, given her approach. She requires open dialogue to be able to understand the people's problems and offer a solution, but the residents here don't even want to breathe towards them. An unpleasantness that is not all unfamiliar to him, given his last expedition to Ilsaberd.

"They're like the Garleans." Meteor murmurs to himself. He looks out at the shadow-shrouded landscape and the stony buildings and finds himself back at the subway station, when he had first arrived. The junkmonger, the mender the people huddled around the fire-- none of them had wanted to talk to him, and the few that did made it well and clear that they wanted him gone. As if the environment wasn't hostile enough, the residents that took shelter within it were as cold and immovable as all the grey contraptions around them.

He hadn't realized he'd been thinking out loud until Wuk Lamat startles him back to the present with a "really?" and he flinches back when he turns around and sees just how close she's gotten. She's peering at him with wide eyes-- newfound hope, he supposes, now that he potentially has some words of wisdom. Meteor blinks at first, because he thinks surely Wuk Lamat would have known about the Garleans already, if she's already talked with Alphinaud and Alisaie. If she had, his words wouldn't have been anything new, only a reminder of what they probably would have relayed to her before. But her stare doesn't relent, so Meteor sighs and looks to the distance.

"They... the Mamool Ja remind me of them, is all." He starts, and winces. This is why he doesn't like explaining so much. He's out of practice, and the delivery is wooden, jilted. Still, Wuk Lamat doesn't seem to mind at all, and only looks at him with more interest, so he continues. "Most of the locals wanted nothing to do with us, and when we came to their leadership offering supplies, they took the twins hostage instead. That's when I realized... our way of saving them was pretty one-sided.. and admittedly naive."

Wuk Lamat seems shocked by the sudden pessimism with the way she recoils, but with his flow found, Meteor looks at her and continues. "Everyone has their own idea of saving themselves, I think. For the Garleans, or at least their leadership, that idea didn't include outsiders at all. Anyone outside of the empire were their enemies, so they would kill them and use their spoils to feed their people, and they would survive. Life would go on. They almost followed through with that, before we finally convinced them to cease fire and lay down their weapons."

There's a long pause after that. Wuk Lamat seems to be considering the words, and Meteor lets her. He turns away and folds his hands behind his back, but beyond that, barely moves where he stands. The drone of the forest's insects fills the absence of words.

Then, "I... am I being naive then? Do you think my approach is wrong?" Her voice is too quiet, and when Meteor looks back at her, he frowns. The sad droop of her ears are back.

He purses his lips as he's flooded with memory, first of his conversation with Gulool Ja Ja. He remembers being asked what he thinks of the Third Promise, he remembers gritting out that he thought her too green, too unprepared for her duties to come. He remembers the raucous laughter that followed after that, the surprise that washed away his frustration when he realized the Dawnservant knew, yet put his faith in his daughter anyways.

He remembers his doubts starting to be assuaged as their journey went on and despite her shortcomings, Wuk Lamat finally, finally started finding her footing again.

He remembers himself, surrounded by Garlean soldiers that were too scared to get close to him despite having weapons pointed at him, as if he would slaughter them all at the first provocation, because he was Eorzea's champion, Garlemald's ill-famed butcherer.

He remembers Fray's solemn words at Myste's reminder of all the blood spilled in his heroics. The reminder that when he cut others down with his sword, he could save only one. Himself.

"I offer you peace! Restitution! A chance to make amends! Do not think you are above it! Do not think that a reckoning will be postponed indefinitely!"

"When it comes, I shall welcome it with open arms... but today will not be the day, and you will not be the judge!"

He exhales.

"Despite all my experience, I can't claim to know what the right way forward is." Is what he finally says, and then he looks meaningfully into Wuk Lamat's wide eyes. "You showed me that. I thought you too naive, once, and though I helped you along, I didn't believe in you, not really. Yet despite my doubts, you've succeeded, and now you've come this far. You're one stone's throw away from becoming Dawnservant."

He gazes at her. Even with the canopies above smothering all sunlight, her orange mane and pale yellow fur stand out starkly against the blue and black backdrop. A flame in the dark. A splash of vibrancy on a murky canvas.

"So I'm going to believe in you still. I want to see you use this method and succeed, however misguided it may be. I want to believe your way works, because I'm tired of fixing one evil by causing another."

Wuk Lamat is eerily silent after that, to the point where Meteor's confidence falters, and he starts to wonder if he'd spoken out of turn. If his honesty had been too much, and doused her spirits completely. Then before he can ask, she gives him a toothy grin, and smacks him on the back hard enough to make him yelp, surprised by the sudden force of the blow.

She laughs at the reaction. "Then that means I'll just have to succeed again!" And despite the pain, Meteor is smiling again. Finally, there's that enthusiasm. "I've finally earned your faith; I'm not going to let you down now just because some people don't want to talk to me."

"Don't get so ahead of yourself." Meteor grouses, but there's no bite to the words, and he elbows her. "Let's go find Alphinaud and Alisaie first, alright? If they haven't gotten anything out of the locals, at least we'll have their counsel."

They make their way to the twins, who seem heartened by how determined their Third Promise looks. Meteor nods to them with a small grin, spirits lifted well enough that he forgets to ask himself if he played his part correctly this time.

For the first time in a while, a weight is lifted off his shoulders.

[issi-loves-dannyric]

Your beauty never scared me - Charles leclerc x reader

Warnings- none except for bad grammar

Charles has been around many models but none of them compared to y/n.

Y/n and charles had been best friends, so when he got into f1, she was happy for him. going to races until it became hard on her, Deep down he understood but he was hurt nonetheless. His head telling him, "She's supposed to support me every race, she's my best friend " leaving a bitter feeling in him.

After that conversation Charles gave up on asking her to come to races and started to avoid her.

And the truth of the matter is I never let you go

Y/nofficial

Liked by LandoNorris, DanielRicciardo, Carlossainz55 and 800,760 others

One of the two pieces I’ve been working on. Second piece’s inspiration left so might not ever get it.

User1: I need to be talented like you

LandoNorris: absolutely beautiful

Y/nofficial: Thank you Lan❤️

User2: YN wym inspiration left???

-User3: that’s what I’m saying

-user4: her and Charles haven’t been seen together in a while…

-user5: maybe they been busy(I’m crying)

Danielricciardo: stunning ❤️

Y/nofficial: thank you Danny❤️

Carlossainz55: Miss you but love seeing more of your art.

Y/nofficial: pick one sir☝️

Carlossainz55: just one race won’t hurt, maybe will bring back your inspiration.

Y/nofficial: soon 🙄

User6: y/n back in the paddock soonn

User7: more y/n Charles content

User8: girl is delusional (me too)

-There was no text or anything from Charles, it’s my fault for not being able to manage my time well but when I’m with him, it’s just easy to forget time even exist.

Y/nofficial: couldn’t leave you guys hanging while it was almost done. My inspiration changed so I changed the painting a bit. One for my person collection now.

User1: I’m not crying, I’m not crying

User2: WYM CHANGED

User3: did her aesthetics change dramatically?

-user4:yeah…

Carlossainz55: Amazing❤️

-liked by Y/nofficial

LandoNorris: You amaze me❤️

Liked by Y/nofficial

User5: maybe I’m delulu but Y/n hasn’t responded to other drivers

-user6: don’t make me cry (already am)

User7: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT WAS THEIR HUG WHEN HE WON HIS FIRST GP

-user8:WAIT

-user9: she was working on painting their hug before he ditched���im crying so hard

The knock on the door interrupts me staring at whatever show was on. Opening the door, I move to side letting him in.

“For you” he says while holding out peonies, taking them from him I walk into the kitchen to set them up.

“I’m sorry for how I acted.” He starts carefully watching as I grab a glass vase.

“Yeah you’ve said you’re sorry but I want to know why instead of talking…you ignored me completely.” I calmly tell him, walking past him with the vase I start shuffling the flowers around to avoid looking at him.

“I missed you”

“You texted me everyday” I reply finally leaving the flowers alone, looking at him.

“I missed having you there”

“I’m still confused” I confessed finally just walking away from him back to where I had been sitting.

“I know, I’m sorry” he pauses sitting down next to me“I just…just have feelings for you so I was overthinking if you actually were working on painting or on a date.”

“Charles you should’ve said something”

“What do you mean”

“The painting I did was of your first F1 win”

“Yeah”

“The picture people took of our hug…” trailing off hoping he catches on soon

“Charles oh my god” I sigh looking at his confused puppy dog eyes, “ I have feelings for an idiot” smiling as he connects the dots. Putting his hand under my chin, he presses his lips to mine.

“I’ve wanted to do that for the past year” he says pulling away.

“Could’ve done it sooner” I reply.

Liked by Carlossainz55, y/nofficial and 6,300,899 others

Charles_leclerc: Her beauty never ever scared me

Y/nofficial: My love❤️

Carlossainz55: Finally

-danielricciardo: finally

-LewisHamilton44: finally

-charles_leclerc: shut up

Y/nofficial: You will never walk alone, you can always reach me

Charles_Leclerc: my love why that picture

-y/nofficial: I do what I want

Carlossainz55: finally

-danielricciardo: finally

-lewishamilton44: finally

-landoNorris: finally

-Charles_leclerc: shut up please

A/n: wrote this on my phone but will edit on my pc when I’m home from work

[asteroidzzzn]

stargirl | part 4

pairing: leadsinger!ellie x bassist!reader

warnings: cursing, smoking, drinking, eventual sexual themes, ellies still closed off, reader is ridiculously delulu for a while, kinda angst im so sorry

songs in this chapter: do i wanna know - arctic monkeys

word count: 2.1k

a/n: i put my whole asterussy into this. also changed the pairing thing bc reader made a bit of a career change

summary: now that you're officially a the fireflies bassist, you're going on tour, where trouble will be looking for you.

it all arrived sooner than you thought it would. sooner than you were prepared for. you were told you were given twenty five to thirty minutes to get up on stage, sing some songs, and leave. you had good songs prepared, and you would practice all night in the hotel room before you performed.

seemed simple enough, right?

it was only a stadium nearly sold out by ten thousand people, maybe even more. and worst of all, you would have to sing. you had wished there was a contract you signed after joining the band, saying there was no way in hell you would sing in front of an audience, let alone a song you wrote.

but your mouth failed you when ellie asked you to be the one to sing the duet with her. yes was the only answer you could manage. for some reason, you felt a bit more at ease when you noticed the flash of a smile on her face your words caused.

you were getting used to ellie. you knew nothing about her past, but to be fair, she knew nothing about yours. it was surface level for the most part, except for...

you couldn't stop thinking about the journal. her songs. the trust she must have had in you. the lyrics. it made your head spin when you lingered on the memory. her masked grins, the blush hidden under her freckled cheeks, the way she sounded when she laughed gently, and how you had thought about bottling it up and selfishly keeping it just to yourself.

the way you had learned so much in that one night, yet so little. there were embarrassing instances where you would upset ellie by doing something so ordinary, such as complimenting her tattoo, and asking who did it. dina would pull you aside, muttering that "it's not about you, she's just having a bad day."

she never brought up the night when you shared your songs with each other. by the next morning, it was back to the tolerating sort of distance that was safe enough and never changing.

she treated you like a coworker.

༊*·˚

you were in the car, headphones in your ears playing a calming melody while you were half asleep. jesse rested with one hand on the wheel as dina curled up in the passenger seat, trying to get some sleep as well. ellie tapped a rhythm on her thighs and whistled a soft tune.

you yawned quietly and shifted around, pulling your blanket higher up to your neck. you made sure to keep distance between you and ellie. back in june, you found out the hard way that ellie didn't quite appreciate physical touch as much as the average person.

she mumbled something you didn't understand with your headphones in. apparently, the blanket had shifted off her lap when you tugged it towards yourself on the other side of the car.

her hand ghosted over your neck, leading up to your ear, sending harsh chills down your spine. your gaze shot to hers when she pulled one of the buds out of your year, and leaned closer to your face to whisper.

"don't steal the blanket, it's freezing."

you scoffed and paused your music. "is that really what you woke me up to say?"

"well, yeah. do you want me to die of hypothermia?"

"you'll live. and i'm not stealing it, because it's mine," you said, turning your head away to face the car door.

"oh, that's my bad. i thought it was your little sisters or something. cause, y'know," she said under her breath, but you caught it.

"i'll have you know, people of any age can own a disney blanket."

"whatever you say, princess."

your eyes widened against the blanket. you attempted to level your voice.

"saying shit like that will have you dying of hypothermia," you teased back over your shoulder.

"wait, no, actually. i'm really cold," she huffed out air in amusement, and promptly shivered.

you let out a heavy sigh. "okay, fine," you adjusted to sit in the middle seat, avoiding looking at her entirely as your thighs pressed together, but she didn't seem phased.

your head fell back against the headrest. you watched the stars fly by through the sunroof until sleep found you once more.

about an hour later, the car hit a bump. immediately after, jesse hissed, throwing a hushed, "sorry, guys!" towards the backseat.

your heads flew forward. you winced at the harsh awakening and glanced to your right. ellie had twisted to have her torso leaning on yours, as her head rested on your shoulder.

your breath hitched. she woke up quickly and pressed her hands on the seat to sit up, distancing herself from you.

you opened your mouth. an apology, maybe? your mouth closed. your gaze remained on ellie's. her expression was unreadable, but you could tell she was exhausted.

her voice was smaller than you had ever heard it when she finally spoke up.

"...just...for..."

you barely registered her breaths as words. her touch was light. she settled back into the position with her head on your shoulder.

you didn't dare say a word.

༊*·˚

you checked into the hotel at four in the morning, the next day. you were barely conscious of what you were doing, where you were going. dina handled the logistics, as she was the only one who had gotten enough sleep to be functioning at the early hour.

you trudged into the room. it was beautiful and spacious. two large beds were lined up on the left wall, a sliding glass door that led to a balcony with chairs and plants, a coffee table, a television, two closets, and a bathroom, with a shower and a bathtub.

while hauling your belongings onto the first bed you saw, dina explained that she and jesse would leave the door between the neighboring rooms unlocked in case you or ellie needed anything.

if it weren't four in the morning, you would have come up with a quick excuse to switch rooms. to not be stuck with ellie for a week straight, sleeping just a few feet apart.

unfortunatly for you, you nodded and let her slip away. the door clicked shut.

sheets rustling behind you and crickets chirping were the only two noises to be heard. you saw ellie had slung her suitcase on the bed and begun unpacking her clothing to fold them into her bedside drawer.

if it weren't four in the morning, you would have made a quip at her, something along the lines of, "you don't look like someone that folds their clothes so neatly."

there were a lot of things you would have done differently if it weren't four in the morning.

you stole a glance at her, that lasted a moment too long. she caught your eyes, and stared back. you said nothing. a silent agreement, that the events of this night, as well, would be left to be forgotten. never mentioned again. a secret. your secret.

it was a sudden, uncharacteristically timid habit you and ellie found yourselves doing.

glimpses hidden. the pointless acts of kindness, because one of you happened to remember a small detail. just by chance. nervous hands stilled by another pair. and there was nothing more. it meant nothing, you would tell yourself. there were just two hands searching for warmth, finding each other under tables, out of view.

there weren't jokes between the two of you. teases that could be interpreted in a way that meant things were real.

maybe this was just an act of convenience. maybe she did this with anderson, too. maybe you weren't all that special, or all that different.

but you couldn't deny the way she made you feel. so special, and so noticed.

on friday night, the four of you were huddled on the floor.

"you good, man?" jesse nudged you with his bottle, and took a swig. he passed it back to you.

you nodded with your eyes screwed shut due to the taste of the alcohol. you swallowed.

"i'm nervous. i haven't sung in so long, and i've never been in front of an audience this big. i'm terrified, actually," you said, your head beginning to buzz. your hand raised for you to take a large sip, but ellie caught your arm.

"hey, easy up on that. can't be hungover on stage."

"don't act like you care that much," you said, a pent-up hint of rage in your voice. you were angry at her. you were angry at her for being able to be so kind sometimes, yet so distant and strange, and everything else without a single explanation. but you needed to stop. before the alcohol urged you to say things that were meant to be unsaid. ellie's tongue poked her cheek as her eyebrows furrowed.

she ignored your comment. "we should practice the bridge of do i wanna know."

"i just need to get some sleep," you mumbled, pushing against the floor to stand up, but she dragged you right back down by your shirt. her tone became stern.

"we're practising. i won't let you get up there and embarrass me tomorrow. you said you were ready for this, so act like it," she emphasized her words with points directly at your chest.

"fine," you spat, digging into the pile of sheets scattered around for the song. ellie plugged in her guitar, and flipped a few switches.

"what are you doing?"

"i said we're practicing, so i'm making sure the guitar actually makes noise. for the song. songs kind of need music, if you didn't know. fuck else would i be doing, smartass? you always this insufferable when you're drunk?"

"i'm not drunk." you had to bite back a meaner response. in your peripheral, dina and jesse shared confused looks.

dina patted jesse's leg. "hey, we're pretty tired, and i think we've done enough preparing for tonight. see you guys in the morning," she gestured for jesse to stand up as well, who said a quick goodbye.

and shut the door.

"ready?" ellie glanced at you through her eyebrows.

you nodded, and she tapped her guitar, muttering five, six, seven, eight.

she was nearly whispering the lyrics. you inaudibly cleared your throat, and began to sing. you echoed along in a breathy, light tone when the song called for it, although most of the song flowed as a conversation between you and ellie.

it ended as quickly as it started, with one final strum, followed by silence. ellie set the guitar on the floor, and set her hands in the now empty space in her lap. her mouth opened hesitantly.

"that wasn't bad—"

"i'm heading to bed—"

the two of you spoke simultaneously. you stood up in a rush. you stared at her for a moment, then turned into the bathroom. you cleaned up and changed into your pyjamas.

you stared at the ceiling. your eyes found ellie, who was settling into bed herself. her body was turned away from you.

"...i'm sorry," you whispered.

ellie's head turned over her shoulder.

"why?"

"for being a bitch."

she snickered at that, and shifted so you both lay on your sides, facing each other from opposite sides of the room. she remained quiet, which urged you to go on.

"i'm terrified, ellie. i shouldn't have taken my fear out on you. you're right. i did say i was ready for this. but it's still...difficult. i don't want to disappoint you guys," you whispered as low as possible, with a sliver of a tremble in your voice.

her gaze softened. a minute passed. your ears rang from the silence. since you didn't have anything more to tell her, and she seemed to have no response, you flipped to face the dark wall, and shut your eyes. a tear slipped through your eyelashes. you made no attempt to rub it from your cheek. or the rest of the tears that began dropping, for that matter.

"goodnight," you said.

the opposite bed creaked. the wood under your own creaked. you felt her body beside you. she wouldn't touch you, she only laid there. maybe she waited for you to say it was okay. you moved to rest on your back, with your face near hers.

your eyes fell on each feature on her face. studying her. searching for something.

"goodnight," she whispered, inching dangerously closer to you.

you held your breath. you felt her own on your nose.

"tell me to leave, and i will."

"no," you shook your head weakly.

you grabbed her hand and flipped to face away from her. you placed her arm around your waist, and settled into her hold. her face nestled into your neck.

you took a deep breath, and fell asleep.

in the morning, you woke up not beside ellie, but an imprint on the mattress.

a/n: bleeeeh :p xD ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ i promise this does have a happy ending it will get there eventually i just needed some angst 🙏

taglist: @ximtiredx @gold-dustwomxn @elliesinterlude

also ill just tag some people that have commented on any of the earlier parts, so comment if u guys wanna be on the permanent taglist! :3

tags: @cassharass @lunarpretty @emluvselandabs @inf3ct3dd

[l0verf0rever]

can we get a like angst/ fluff with jude where they are broken up but both still love eachother and just thought it would be better for them tk break up. then they like both see eachother in Mykonos and have a one night stand but neither want it to be a one night stand and have like a little heart tk heart when they see eachother out the next day. 🫶🏻

𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 | 𝙅𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙖𝙢

{ Social Media Au! | Jude Bellingham x Reader }

Angst, Smut, Fluff

Masterlist

Current

3 Months Ago you’re Boyfriend Broke up with you

Stalking each other story and it usually goes to nowhere scared to talk to each other but both still asking how each is doing through friends

Friend arguing about how the girl He’s linked with looks like you haven’t really found anyone wishing at least to be on speaking terms

they advice you to get out there so You can find Someone they brougnt you to Greece to party and get drunk and have ‘great sex’

Greece , Mykonos.

User1: Bro jude fumbled this girl?

Replied User2: Real 🤡 moments

User3: hope they get back together i can feel it

Replied User4: me when im delulu

User1: isn’t He’s ex at mykonos too?

Replied User2: manifest~~~

User2: i miss Y/n and Him

Replied User3: Real

User4:He looks so good

User5: Not him getting too used to pretty women when Y/n Is literally won awards and well respected athlete 😔 gotta keep these guys in check

Replied User6:if she can get broken up with we can too😭😭😔😔🥲

you miss him in a way you two spent time together curled out together in You’re own two worlds during vacations

Remembering the things he said still hurts in a way nowadays stalking each others stories and leading to nowhere hoping he’ll talk to you

Crying you’re self to sleep trying to keep yourself together seeing pictures of him everything felt so confusing questioning yourself why’d you even bother going here just to see him again? Relive the heart ache? Feeling like the foolish one

[Tomorrow came and the morning left it was night you never ever felt ready ]

You felt like no one knew you look at him with Another girl chugging another drink while she has him the bitter taste down you’re throat

you’re friend whispered “hey isn’t he judes teammate? I think you should talk to him he’s been looking at you from the start” you walk to him almost tripping

“are you okay?” He catches you on time he’s charming smile He’s hand on you’re hip enjoying each others company

you smile “ you’re performance was really good its like not tennis at this point” complimenting each others skills “you watch my Matches?” You asked “yeah actually my little sister looks up to you “ he smiled looking at you’re eyes sparkles “i forgot my name was Alexander just call me alex”

Judes eyes could pierce through the skin he felt a sense of jealousy looking across the room cause he miss you missed each others kiss those girls cant give what you had with him cant remake the feelings you both had and sure ass hell Alex can’t

You were at the bar alone alex left and felt someones hand holding you’re wrist dragging you to He’s room “Jude stop what are you doing?” He still doesn’t budge “jude stop “

Leading you in Hes room hes face near yours “you have a girls leave me alone ” He locks the door

“we aren’t even a thing please do this so we can call it even” You do still miss him “fine” He started to making out with you Missed this holding hes hands holding your body He’s hands removing you’re dress leaving you just in you’re bra and panties he ruins you’re make up and making Hickeys on each other and till both of you reach you’re highs

“I love you know that right?” Hes eyes on you as the sun rises “i know i miss you” He carried you bridal style to clean you Fell asleep

woke up to an empty bedroom feeling disappointed that you let him get you easily it hurts to have something everything felt sad without him you see He’s text

“ Meet me at the boat “ Hes devilishy handsome looks as you walked to him felt nervous “i want you i don’t want to be a another night stand i don’t want anyone else just you” its everything you ever wanted happened

User1: WAR IS OVERRR

User2: 🫶🫶🫶

You’re hands on he’s hair both of you blush being at each others arms again for forever and always.

THE END.

I Kinda struggled writing this and i don’t think this is my best but and i really like this concept actually and i listen to multiple songs for inspiration and hopefully you guys like it thank you for reading.🫶

[afro-hispwriter]

Ethan Landry x gf!reader

Summary- harry potter girl thinks smiling at your “boyfriend” was okay

Warnings- black!reader but really no descriptions, sub!ethan, oral(f receiving), fingering, cumming in pants. y/n is a little delulu but Ethan loves her, murder, jealousy, possessive!y/n, obsessive!y/n, and sexy Medusa costume, I haven’t watched Scream 6 so bear with me:)

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You searched through the crowd of people for Ethan. You were really only at this party for him. He was going with Chad but he wanted you there with him for when Chad left him alone. You spotted him standing by himself drinking from his red solo cup. He had said he was making his own costume but didn’t tell you what it was. He looked adorable.

“A cardboard knight that's adorable.” You say and Ethan looks up, a smile breaking out on his face. 

“Y/n you made it!” Then he looked down and took in your costume. You had a snake necklace on and the dress was revealing, it was loose but hung onto your curves in the right places. But Ethan’s eyes seemed to stay on your chest though where the sides of your breasts stuck out…  are your nipples showing. 

“I couldn’t leave you alone.” You say and grabbed his cardboard-covered forearm. 

“Glad you're here, I was starting to get a little bored.” 

“Well, I always know how to make things fun.” You say with a wink and his face goes red but you couldn’t see due to the light. He let out a small cough and went to drink but you snatched it and took a drink instead. A little bit spilled out from the sides of your mouth and dripped down your neck and your sternum. Ethan just wanted to drip down and lick it up. “Im going to go get you more.” 

“Okay.” When you walked away Ethan let his eyes and head follow you. Attention instantly went to your ass as your hips swayed. 

“Hey, man!” Chad clapped a hand on Ethan's shoulder. “Here.” Chad hands him a shot glass and salutes him. Their glasses clink together and they take a drink, Ethan grimaces and spits it back out. “Yeah!” Chad started doing a little dance and Ethan decided to join in. “God look at you, a snack.” 

You walked back with two cups in your hand and rounded the corner and almost ran into Chad.

“Oh sorry Chad.” You say and walk around him to hand Ethan his cup.

“No problem Y/n.” He looked you up and down. “You look amazing by the way. I was just saying how much of a snack Ethan was and I'm about to get him a girl.” Your breath hitched and you gave the most strained smile. 

“Really?” Chad smiled but Ethan just shrugged. Chad then rested his arm on Ethan's shoulder and pointed toward the group of girls who were talking. You glared at all of them even if they couldn’t see you. 

“Hey!” Chad called out and got their attention one by one. The one who was dressed as Harry Potter turned around and smiled, but more specifically at Ethan. You started to tighten your grip on the cup, starting to crush it.

“You okay?” Ethan as and you relax your hand.

“Oh yeah, sorry.” You say and give him an innocent, he gives a slight nod before looking back at the girl and giving her a small wave and one of those adorable smiles you swore were only reserved for you. “Im going to the bathroom.” You hand Ethan your cup and walk away. 

“Oh okay, ill wait for you.” 

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You walked into the bathroom and leaned against the wall trying to calm down. 

Who does that bitch think she is?

Someone knocked on the door and you ignored it. They knocked again and you rolled your eyes.

“Fuck off!” You yell and they knock again, this time harder. 

“I need to use the bathroom!” 

“Then use it somewhere else!” You yell once again but now they were banging on the door. You groaned and unlocked the door and ripped it open. You were met with a harry potter girl.

“Finally.” She groaned and rolled her eyes. You took a deep breath before smiling at her. That's when you launched forward and grabbed her by her shirt before pulling her into the bathroom and shoving her down to the floor. You slammed the door behind you and turned to her.

“What the fuck?” She questions holding her head.

“You fucking bitch, do you think you can just try and take my fucking man.” 

“Wha-- what are you talking about?” 

“Don’t be such a naive little slut.” You sneer and look around, your eyes fall on the towel bar. You grabbed it and the end fell. “Hmm, you’re so lucky that whoever’s house this is hasn’t updated their bathroom.” You yanked the rest of the bar from the wall and smiled at her. “Let's see how pretty Ethan thinks you are after I bash your fucking face in.”

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You turned the lights off as you exited the bathroom and shut the door. Nobody looked at you as you exited. Nobody questioned the blood stains on your costume, face, and hands. 

Ethan was no longer in his spot by the wall so you started looking for him. He was in the kitchen with Chad and Chad's friends. You walked up to them and dipped your hand into Ethan's costume and rubbed his back. 

“Hey, handsome.” You say and he looks down. 

“Hey, your back.” You slip your hand out and grab his hand.

“You wanna go somewhere more private?” You ask but didn’t give him time to answer, just started dragging him behind you. You found an empty closet and dragged him inside, he closed the door and felt around for the light switch. He flipped it on and let his eyes adjust to the and when he did his eyes widened at the bloody sight.

“What happened are you okay?” He questioned with concern and you smile reassuringly. 

“Yeah, this just some finishing touches I gave to myself in the bathroom.” 

“Ok okay, then why are we here? No offense.”

“I just wanted to know if you liked me?” You stepped close to him and it looked like he stopped breathing. 

“Like I like-like you?”

“Like you wanna kiss me and do other things.” You place your hands behind your back and do a little sway.

“O-Oh, um yeah I-I do.” He took off his helmet and tucked it under his arm. “Why do you want to know?” His heart was beating loudly in his chest.

“Because I like you too.” You didn’t let him react just placed a hand on the back of his neck and pulled him down for a kiss. He let out a ‘hmph’ noise and followed by his eyes widening then closing. He started melting into the kiss but was stiff, still holding onto his helmet. You grabbed his hands and placed a hand on your waist and the other right on your ass. 

You pushed him against the door and the kiss got more wet and heated. Ethan got a burst of confidence and bent his knees to pick you up, securing his arms under your ass without breaking the kiss. He started walking forward until you hit a box and he sat you on it. The kiss ended and Ethan panted and rested both his hands on either side of your thighs. 

“Shit, I’ve never done that.” He says and you smirk and start to spread your legs, then grabbed the material and started to bring it up your leg. 

“We can do more.” You say in a seductive voice and exposed your lace panties. Ethan's eyes practically bulged out of his head. “Only if you want to of course.” 

Ethan's head could’ve fallen off with how fast he shook his head yes.

“Hell yeah, it's just I’ve never done anything.” Your pussy clenched at his innocence. 

“It's okay baby we can start slow, and that can start with you learning how to eat pussy. My pussy.” Ethan's mouth watered and he licked his lips. “Take off my panties.” He shakily reached out and hooked his fingers in your panties and slowly dragged them down.

“Fuck.” He watched some of your wetness stick to the crotch of the panties.

“That's what you do to me, Ethan.” He tossed the panties somewhere and dropped to his knees. He hooked his arms under your knees and pulled you towards him. He just stared not knowing what to do, no amount of porn could prepare him. “Just suck here.” You brought your hand down to your clit and rubbed it slightly. He didn’t say anything just went down and dove in.

His nose brushed against your clit making you buck slightly. He licked a stipe through your folds before closing his lips around the bud. You let out a gasp and threaded your finger in his curls. 

“Holy fuck Ethan that's good.” You tightened your stomach and let out a gasp as his tongue started poking your entrance before slipping inside slightly. Ethan's cock was hard as a rock in his pants he so desperately wanted to reach into his pants and jerk himself but you couldn’t get enough of him. So he started humping the air, making his cock rub against his jeans.

You swirled your hips around his mouth followed by your leg hooking over his shoulders and pushing the heel of your heels in his back. 

“F-Fingers Ethan, p-please.” He softy let go of your thigh from his grip. He shakily teased your hole before slowly pushing his index finger to the knuckle. You gasped loudly and let out strangled moans. “Curl them.” He listened and started to thrust the finger in and out. 

His cock was hurting at this point, he even slowly started pushing his crotch against the box and fucking it trying to get off. 

He moaned into your pussy and the vibrations set you off. You arched your back, squeezed his head in between your thighs, and pulled his curls hard making him wince. Then a second finger pushed its way in and Ethan started roughly fucking your pussy with them. The overstimulation was too much but no amount of screams or pushes were getting Ethan away. 

His hips jerked and spasmed as cum spilled out of his cock and into his boxers. He pulled his mouth away from your pussy, a trail of cum connecting from his lips. Your legs shakily fell down and your head slumped against the wall. He pulled his fingers out and pushed them into his mouth.

“You sure you haven’t done that before?” You panted trying to cool down and slow your heart rate. Ethan swallowed and shook his bead. 

“You’re the first.” He kissed your thigh and started to shakily stand up. Suddenly there was a chorus of screams, and not the good kind. “What was that?” 

“Probably just some people messing around.” You say calmly and wrapped a leg around his waist to pull him in. 

“But-.” He turned around and look at the door as there seemed to be running. “We should see what going on.” He turned back around and his eyes widened. Your boob was out and you were pinching your nipples. 

“Come on, everything okay.”

[sweet-drmzzz]

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[vvmylove]

I can make you mine Pt.2

Okay it was NOT 10 google docs pages I apologize(im delulu)- Either way, here you go. I also got rid of the pole.

READ PART 1 FIRST

1,225 words

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Y/N halts her movements, turning her head to the side. “Maybe you are like a damn puppy,” she seethes, already annoyed. Even though they had just met, he had already gotten on her nerves. Taking a deep breath, she continues walking down the halls. 

“Oh yeah? Wanna test out your theory?” Goo challenges with a smirk, pacing faster just so he could stop right in front of her. He found the situation amusing. “I could be a damn puppy, or I could take you on my lap and show you-” he begins to mention before being interrupted by his phone ringing. His playful antics were over. Goo clears his throat, taking out his phone. “Hold on-” he places a finger on Y/N’s lips as he takes the call. 

Y/N furrows her brows at the sudden change of atmosphere. “You whore,” she murmurs under her breath before swatting his hand away from her face. “Don't ever talk to me again,” she raises her voice this time, clearly annoyed before storming off. 

Goo lets out a light chuckle, thinking the girl would end up running back to him sooner or later. Who wouldn’t? He's Goo Kim after all. Or so he thought- He watches as the girl storms off and shrugs it off, but a minute later he quickly chases after her. 

“Hey wait a minute! We are NOT done talking-” he whines.

Y/N doesn’t stop. Of course she wasn’t. She makes a swift turn into an office and slams the door in his face. Slamming her back against the wall, she had forgotten to lock it. She huffs, catching her breath for a moment before walking over to the chair and taking a seat. Thinking she was successful, she leans back in victory.

That was until Goo had aggressively turned the knob on the door, thinking it was locked. The door had swung open and he had almost lost his balance. A small grin appears on his face, composing himself. “So is that how it is? Running away like a coward?” he playfully questions, shutting the door behind him. He walks over to the desk, leaning forward a little. 

Now it was Y/N’s turn to whine. “Leave me alone! What are you doing here?” she pouts, attempting to somehow shoo him away by her charm (doesn't make any sense, but in her mind it did.) 

“I'm asking myself the same questions” he sighs to himself. He rolled one of the chairs over to where she was, sitting right next to her. Placing an elbow on the chair and the other hand under his chin, he faces her. 

“So you really wanna test out your theory?” Goo reminds her, wriggling his brows teasingly. He smiles sweetly, snaking his hand from the chair over to her thigh out of nowhere. “Like I said, I could be a damn puppy, or I could-”

“That's all you can do?” Y/N blurts out, interrupting him. She snickers, raising a brow at him as she looks down at his hand. She may have been annoyed before, but now she wasn’t phased. Maybe she could play his game after all. 

"Yeah I'd like to see you try," she challenges, smirking as she stands up. "You know Charles wouldn't approve anyways" she finalizes, sticking her tongue out at him.

Goo’s face lights up seeing Y/N take the bait, “Looks like i'll have to put you in your place then.” He adjusts the glasses on his face, standing up. He basically towered over her, looking down at her in admiration at her words. 

“And who said I give a damn about Charles? You think I can't have a little fun~?" He teases, glancing down at her. 

Y/N giggles before extending her hand out. "I demand 5 billion dollars then," she says confidently. She wanted to know how far he would go. 

“5 Billion? Hmm… What do I get in return?”

“To be yours”

“And ill be yours? Sounds like a good deal to me” He whispers, his tone sweet and enticing. Goo takes a step closer, his hand slowly creeps towards her, caressing the side of her cheek. 

Y/N slaps his hand away once again. “Nuh uh- I said, give me 5 billion first,” she tilts her head to face out the window, placing her hands behind her back. 

“5 billion? Charles’ had never even offered me that much. You know I can do something better instead,” he suggested, taking another step forward. “I can give you all the attention and love you’d ever want-” He suggests, trying to convince her with his charm. He leans in a little more, slowly placing his hands around her hips. Sounds like a good deal to me, idk why Y/N’s playing hard to get😭

She places her hands on top of his for a moment, before moving it off her hips. She grips onto his wrist with a smile, “I said, 5 billion won and ill date you.” She knew the guy would never give up money that easily. It was an easy win for her, hopefully he would stop bothering her. 

Goo chuckles at her words, taking out his phone. “5 billion for a pretty girl huh?” He shakes his head. Just because Charles had not paid him that much, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other ways of earning money. He chases money for a living, and is willing to spend it. 5 billion won was easily replaceable, but a girl like Y/N wasn’t. He enjoyed the thrill of chasing her, the idea of having her as his. It's not like they were serious anyways. Goo clicks another few buttons and Y/N’s phone notifies her that the transaction was completed.

Y/N was dumbfounded, bringing her phone to her face. She thought asking for a high amount would send the guy away, not bring him closer. But still, she took a good look at him. Goo was handsome, there's no doubt in that. She stares at the bright screen, verifying the amount. She had not expected him to actually pay such an amount. 

She raises her head up to look at him, maintaining eye contact. Her eyes never leave his, as she seats herself on one of the larger couches, looking over as to invite him to join her. She couldn’t resist him anyways. Me when i realize I indeed control the story 

She takes a seat on one of the couches, making herself comfortable. Goo doesn’t hesitate to join her, immediately placing his hands on her with a smirk. Not knowing where to start, he places his hand on her sides. “It's settled then right? You're all mine,” he states, answering his own question. 

This time, Y/N doesn’t resist any of his touches. Instead, she leans in with a nod. Goo doesn’t waste any more time as his lips attach to her neck, placing soft kisses. She tilts her head to the side, as to give him more space to mark. She brings her hands up to play with his soft locks, gripping onto his hair. She yanks his head back a little, ”Already huh?” she smirks, looking into his eyes for a minute before crashing her lips onto his. She had to admit. Goo was hot. He definitely made Y/N his. 

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why is this only 2 parts damn😭 I thought I would be able to go for about 4 chapters.

man ive been all caught up with school work- I couldn't find the proper time to write this. Sorry if its you know, not up to standard.

[celefrfr]

haven't followed the whole conversation but your take about eurovision artists was based and people fumbling all over themselves to defend them is hilarious. i had been listening to those artists myself and kaarija's fall from an amazing album like fantastista to those (mostly) lukewarm songs and use of gaybait to keep fangirls there was disappointing to me to the point i got the ick and stopped following his stuff. saying their music is ass may be too much for some people but really they could have just ignored you and moved on but instead they kept enganging with you. like for real better to see "hate" like this instead of constant asskissing and delulu posts on the tag. people can't even have a different opinion anymore and it's hate. i'm so tired

REAL , i said theyre ass because thats my way of talking , i exaggerate stuff, then i said its ragebait (just so they could think im a stupid kid and leave me alone) and, yeah fantastista was such a good album but he fell off, with politics which i didnt even know and starting to act all sexy for fangirls/boys if they (the fans) like it im not mad at them but him that hasnt gotten up

[milesworld96]

FINALLY GETTING TO WATCH RAW YALL, I AM SO EXCITED

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SHINSUKEEEE😍🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 WAIT FALSE COUNT ANYWHERE⁉️⁉️ OOOHHHH SHIIIT, OH MY FUCK THIS MATCH IS SO SLAY LIKE WHAT🤯🤯 THESE MOTHER FUCKers ARE CRAZY, RICOCHET BRO WGATST. NUNCHUCKS⁉️ BRO MICHELANGELO FR BRO THEY GOING FUCKING CRAZY MAN. WOOOOOOOO SHINSUKE FUCKING WON

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DAMIEN FINN & DOM DOM. bro why yalls thinking bout JD like that, GIRL NAH THEY TRYNA JUMP DREW😭😭 DomDom is such a mama’s boy. I LOVE THEM, ENOUGH WITH THE CONFLICT NOW. LET THEM ALL BE HAPPY 2GETHER FROM NOW ON☺️☺️💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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OOOOOOOO BOY ITS BRONSON REED😈😈

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INDUS SHEER ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

LMFAO WHAT IS TOZAWA DOING, HE IS SO SILLY I LOVE HIM. OMG HI KOFI, HI XAVIER. Not the hip thrusts🤯🤨🤯🤨🤯🤨🤯. NAAAAHHHHHHH KOFI XAVIER😭😭😭😭😭

OMG ITS TIME, ITS FINALLY TIME OMGGGGGGGG HAIIIIIII I LOVE MY BBGS. SORRY CODYJEY YALLS LOSIN💀 PRIESTBALOR 🔛🔝 EEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE MY GOTHS HAIHAIHAi AAA THIS MAYCH IS SO GOOD WTFFF OMG DOMDOM NO😭😭 WAIT YESYES RAAAHHHHHH THIS MATCH GOT ME SO NERVOUS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCUUUUUKKKKKKK JIMMY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ YOOOO AINT NO FUCKING WAY🤯 OMG YES YESYEGRHHDBDBBD YES FUCK YES JUDGEMENT DAY HAS ALL THE GOLD AGAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Would I be friends with MHA characters?

OK I know no one cares abt my relationship with fictional characters so I'm posting this on my dump blog for funsies DONT JUDGE ME IM DELULU OK ok thank you things u should know abt me: I'm introverted and I wont start a conversation with some person I don't know also if you're looking at this STREAM 말하자면 by Kim Sung Jae it's so good ty and rest in peace CLASS 1-A (I'm going to follow seat number order and I'm only doing main characters)

Mina: 100% YES - MINAAA I just KNOW she listens to KPOP - the friend I share the most common interests with (kpop, dancing) - other than that, she's friends with everyone so why wouldn't she be mine? Tsuyu: tbh yeah - I know I said I was an introvert - I don't care - comfortable silence type friendship - She's jus like me fr - I just would OK? Iida: yes - I like people who look out for me so I'll be attracted to him anyways - Big brother yes Ochaco: YES - I love her sm SHES SO NICE - def will be treating her EVERYWHERE - We just get along idk I get her she gets me this is a beautiful AFAB between AFAB relationship Denki: uhmmm yes i think -Look he's nice and all but he's a man and I am wary of men so maybe not as best of friends compared to Mina -He's fun though so plus points for that I think he's pretty funny Kirishima: yeah tbh (2) - again big brother vibes - super helpful super cool - probably won't be around him for much because he's tagging along with Bakugo all the time though Jiro: yes! - super cool super awesome SUPER COOL AGAIN - she jus like me fr (2) - music taste chef's kiss

Tokoyami: no I think - man is too emo for me but I get the hype go and live your wonderful emo life my guy - I like dark shadow though so we might get along

Todoroki: yes>>? -He seems nice but we're both introverts so auhmm -just like Tsuyu friendship -We r both dumbasses when it comes to social cues Bakugo: HELL NO - NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO - SCARY - MEAN - MAN - I will cry Deku: yea :9 - nerd to nerd communication - we probably have so much in common aside from heroes - I just KNOW we'd be good friends Mineta: no - kys Momo: YES - TEA PARTIES - FANCY OUTFITS - SO NICE AND SMART - will lend me reviewers and notes and help me review bcs she's so - I love her

CLASS 1-B (if i can remember anyone other than monoma and kendo)

Kuroiro: tbh yeah - I feel like we get along idk - he's cute why not Kendo: yes!! - Super nice - my AFAB senses are tingling ok I just can't explain it Monoma: yes? idk - he told me that he wanted to have henchmen and I just tagged along idk - he's fun to watch

damn thats really it from 1-B

THE BIG THREE

Mirio: no - I know he's nice - I know he gets naked when he uses his quirk - I dont like naked men Nejire: yes - AFAB tingles again - she probably helped me around the school on my first day Tamaki: no - He wouldn't want to be friends with anyone - I'll leave him alone for his own sake

OTHER HERO ACADEMY STUDENTS

Shinso: no - He's pretty cool but idk I dont think he or I would strike a conversation with one another Mei: yes - I like her inventions I like her veryyy much - interesting to watch - entertaining

ok im tired now bye

[forjongseong]

“Did you have to dress like a rich uncle?” You asked, glancing at Jay and his navy polo shirt and white jeans getup.

DEAD AF! i cant with you. it just started and i am already laughing!!!

“Oh my God,” Sunghoon said under this breath. “It’s like traveling with my parents.”

BECAUSE!!!!! They are our mom and dad OKAY ok

okay wtf nana, i wanna go on a road trip so bad with enha now! as if the so so fun wasn't making my delulu ass imagine them in my car when i blast music dgsadhajdhaj

“Shotgun!” Jake shouted, as he helped you and Jay put the groceries in. “I wanna control the playlist this time.”

ME I AM JAKE WITH THIS. Not only do i get to control the playlist, my bluetooth is connected right away ahahahhaa i tell everyone to turn off their bluetooth! sdfghjkl

Sunghoon sighed a breath of relief and mindlessly put your sunglasses on his head.

WHAT A NERD! lolol

“Noona, you’re sharing a room with Jay, right?”

Jake walked out of the master bedroom after doing an individual mini tour around the villa.

JAKE STFU IM FUCKING WHEEZING HAHAHAHA NAH, YOU SLEEPING WITH JAY INSTEAD, DUMMY

NOT ME LITERALLY GUSHING AND SQUEALING LIKE AN IDIOT trying to curl my hair as Jay is being all kissy kissy

You could feel your cheeks blushing. “I’m a distraction?”

“Of course you are,” Jay chirped without missing a beat.

OKAY THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE meanwhile im here telling my bf to leave me alone to cook because he plays too much and doesnt wanna cook -_-

“Mom, I need to tell you something.”

YES QUEEN, YES! YOU TELL HER BECAUSE YOU DESERVE JAY AND NOT WHATEVER THAT YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO BE WITH IN THE FUTURE.

“I don’t have to kiss you to thank you too, do I?” Sunghoon raised an eyebrow as he grabbed a plate for himself.

S T O P! I am going to fight him. i am going to punch him so hard, he wont be eating his food!

Jay remained silent as he hid his face behind your back most of the time, and when you felt something scary was about to happen, you turned around to face him. He would then meet your eyes and make a funny face until the scary scene passes.

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE, NANA! my bf doesnt do well with horror the first time we dated, so i would have to hold his hand lol! and he used to hide behind me sdfghjk but now, he's all "tough" -_- SO THIS IS SO CUTE THAT THEY COMFORTED EACH OTHER

“The guys are out fishing,” Jay answered, rubbing your shoulders.

jake-qua man

“If I say yes, what do you have in mind?” Jay challenged you, playfully pulling the strap of your nightgown so it would fall down your shoulder.

SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY! LET ME PUNCH HIM ONCE

“What?” Jay asked nonchalantly, looking at Jake and then the others. Jake merely shook his head. “Did you manage to get any?”

“No, but I guess you did,” Sunghoon mumbled. Heeseung elbowed him in the ribs and he groaned in pain. Jake quickly left the room to grab a drink.

THE WAY I FUCKING SCREAMED BECAUSE I KNEW! I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE GONNA BE HOME TO HEAR DHSAJDHAJSKD

YOU ADDED THE PARAGLIDING SCENE T-T Nana omfg my heart is filled with so much love in this chapter. everything was so sweet, comforting, A LIL SEXY HEHEHEHEH, and just the cutest!!!!! from the boys going "lets swim and be loud!" to "yeah they're mom and dad" hhehehehe watch me come back home from the concert to re-read this chapter and gush it to my bf because YOU UPDATED AAAAAHHHHH! His uglyass gonna be like "wait what happened again?" -_-

bestie I am beginning to question your sense of humor because why do you laugh at everything I write? HAHAHAHAH

road trip with enha is such a fun concept omg the screaming of lyrics and jamming to songs???? out of body experience bet

STOP WITH THE JAKE-QUA MAN HAHAHAHA

kahdkjashdas glad you love this filler chapter I swear I just kept writing because of new enha content or because I get ideas that immediately make me think "oh that's secretary Jay" sobs he is my life now