#yeah congrats sun and moon show

[thesockghost]

Hello everyone. I have just been informed that today is the sun and moon show’s 2 year anniversary.

The show was started on March 24th, 2022. And today (as of writing this) is March 24th, 2024.

J E A S U S C H R I S T Y A L L W E A R E G E T T I N G O L D .

[rogueddie]

996 hours, 39 minutes and 12 seconds.

Gareth has had enough. It's been long enough. He's sick and tired of waiting- he's taking matters into his own hands. He can't wait any longer. It'll kill him.

"Oh, hey," Steve looks surprised when he opens the door. "Gareth. Uh, what are you-?"

"Are you home alone?"

"What? Yeah, but-"

He grabs Steve by the shoulders, turning him around and directing him into his house, kicking the door shut behind him. He walks them all the way to the kitchen and nudges Steve into one of the seats.

Gareth sits across from him, narrowing his eyes. "Are you a homophobe?"

"What? No!" Steve looks deeply offended at the question, before a more curious, understanding look takes over. "Wait, are you-?"

"No, I just need to make sure you're safe. You don't have a problem with any of that?"

"No, I don't. I'm not an asshole- not anymore, anyway."

Gareth glances at the clock.

996 hours, 42 minutes, 08 seconds.

"Alright... do you like Eddie?"

"What?"

"Eddie Munson. Do. You. Like. Him."

"That- I don't- what- what does that have to- to do with, like, anything?" Steve flushes, shifting uncomfortably.

That's a yes, Gareth thinks, nodding to himself.

"I'm going to send him over here in, like... two, maybe three, hours. He likes horror movies, salted popcorn and diet coke."

"I don't know what you mean."

Gareth sighs, rubbing his head as he glances at the clock again.

996 hours, 42 minutes, 58 seconds.

"I can't deal with his stupid pining anymore," he grabs Steves hands, giving him his best pleading look, hoping his desperation shows. "Just... try one date. Please, for the love of God, I won't survive another day listening to him ranting about your hair."

"What? Wait... does- does he... like me?"

Steves voice is so quiet, timid, it nearly makes Gareth falter. It sounds so much like his little sister, when she lets the cruel shit other kids say get to her.

"Don't let him know I told you, but... yeah. Yeah, Steve, he really likes you."

"Oh."

Gareth can't help but laugh at how starstruck he looks, eyes so wide and awed.

"Wait, what- what does he say about me? You said... my hair?"

"Alright, I'm taking that as a yes," Gareth quickly gets up, waving off Steves excited questions. "Two to three hours, Harrington!"

1,002 hours, 34 minutes, 58 seconds.

Eddie shoves Gareth out the way as soon as he opens the door, immediately starting to pace in his living room.

"You alright?"

"No!" Eddie screeches, eyes almost as wild as his hair. "Steve kissed me!"

"What? Dude, that's great!"

"I know! I just- fuck, I have to thank you for giving him the heads up that I was on the way with his VHS," Eddie grabs both of his hands. "He set up a pillow fort so we could watch Nightmare on Elm Street together. Gar, the movie scared him but he put it on because I like it and... fuck."

"So, it went well?"

"It was amazing."

They sit together, Eddie walking him through every little detail of their date. It just further proves that Steve more than earnt his romantic reputation.

It's also a relief to finally hear Eddie talking with so much joy, and love. Even just talking about Steve, he has a look like he thinks he hung the moon. His own personal sun.

"Hey," Gareth interrupts. "Congrats, man. You deserve this."

[thedemonsurfer]

Not me making myself sad thinking about Ruin qq

Im just! He never got a chance! He spent 50 years in his own dimension just trying to survive, not draw attention to himself while he worked on his plans to not just get rid of his Creator, but all Creators that were going to be problems.

And then he gets to 'our' dimension, and while this can't be the ONLY time he's ever had the chance to have allies, it's certainly his Best chance. Especially when they don't kill him! They 'cure' him instead! Surely there's hope!

And then it doesn't

Go

Anywhere

He lived as an ally for 3 months before anyone bothered getting him repaired. He was an afterthought, an awkward annoyance.

And everyone puts such great emphasis on how they didn't trust Ruin-- but I don't think he ever was given a reason to trust THEM. And whatever tolerance or hope he had for finding allies, maybe even friends, went out the window when Moon demanded to pick through his head.

How fucked up is it, knowing you have to corrupt most of your own mind to hide your tracks, because this person for sure will never be an ally? That any hope of being able to get their help in your plan, an effective yet terrible plan, has been completely dashed?

That you're as alone now as you have been for your entire life?

There had to have been alternatives. Maybe if the home crew had been more accepting, if Ruin had gotten access to different perspectives and resources and ideas, maybe an alternative could have been found.

But those things were never an option for him. And of course he stuck with the plan even if it meant Solar would die too-- sacrificing all dimensions for the sake of one person who was only kind of nice to you is a stupid thing to do if you've gotten this far.

(Man it must have hurt to hear Solar's last comment about him be "I guess we should have killed him". Like Ruin was an afterthought of some kind, not even worth addressing directly. Solar might as well have said "I guess I shouldn't have ordered the sushi".)

And yeah i know I'm just a major sucker for accepting punishment gracefully, of the fact that he knows his actions are unforgivable and hasn't tried to argue for any reasons why he shouldn't die-- the most he's said is a small plea that his death is painless, but even then he's resigned himself to suffering. He just wants to help. He's Moon's savior complex and Sun's unshakeable focus smashed together into one.

I know in the show either he's going to sacrifice himself to help, or someone like a Creator will kill him. I don't see him acting as a direct enough threat to justify letting the good guys kill him (congrats Eclipse you graduated to good guy for this).

But man.... I just really want to see someone have been nice to him. For Moon to forgive him somehow, maybe after Solar is back? I wish he could be pulled out of the pit he's in, because there's no light at all for him right now 8(

But I guess that comes with being an Eclipse. There's no hope for you, you're just.... screwed on whatever path you end up on.

[fulltacs]

Jonathan Price you are never beating the “seeking a trophy spouse” allegations 😔

-Libra is the sign of harmony, ruled by Venus, planet of beauty and love. to have his SUN AND MOON AND VENUS (and Mars and Pluto) (two of his big three, and four non-generational planets) all in Libra is fucking nuts.

-born to be a leader. congrats Activision, y’all did your homework.

-probably a little vain! likes to look good. really likes when you look good. you know those gifs of the 141 rolling out together looking fly as fuck? yeah, that situation absolutely gets his chest puffed up.

-Virgo Mercury. YES he talks you through it 🫠

-and yes, he wins every argument ever. might accidentally be a little condescending about it. he’s unflappable in debate and states his points so concisely you’d think he came prepared with notes. damn earth signs and their casual confidence.

-speaking of his Virgo Mercury, it’s trine a Gemini Jupiter. he always knows the right thing to say 🥹

-Mars conjunct Pluto jfc. just roll over and show him your belly lol pack it up guys there’s no point in trying to go against him. (With this placement I can kinda understand him killing Shepherd!)

-but he’s otherwise not very competitive or combative! why would he need to be? he’s always right about everything ever and takes great pride in it!! fucking Venusians, they’re lucky they’re pretty

-Sun conjunct Pluto is one of my favorite aspects! the meaning changes depending on the sign and house both planets are in, but his are in Libra:

-Venus conjunct Uranus: you’ll find these people in non-traditional marriages/partnerships. divorcing as a weird sex game? canon. big age gap? canon. sugar baby/daddy relationship? canon. poly141? canon!

in conclusion: I think a night with him would genuinely fix me.

[bruisedboys]

congrats on 4k!! you’ve quickly become one of my fav writers. i always go back to you when i want something to read especially all you’re shy!readers! i’m shy and anxious as well and the way you write it is very relatable <3

may i request eddie or steve (your choice) with “do you trust me?” “yes”?

thank you baby! you’re too sweet omg. I changed the dialogue up just a tiny bit but the idea is the same! I love u and thank u for the ask x

shy!fem!reader join the celebration!

You’re nervous. Steve can tell, not because you’re being loud about it, because you never are about anything, but because you’re the quietest you’ve been since your first date with him. A first date which, although Steve thought he’d blown it the moment he’d called you pretty and you wouldn’t look him in the eye for five whole minutes, turned into you being Steve’s very new girlfriend.

He watches you pick at your nails, a frown pulling at your pretty lips. He knows exactly why you’re nervous, even though he’s not an expert at reading you just yet. It’s not rocket science — anyone would be nervous for a job interview. Unfortunately, you get nerves in unfair and extremely large dosages compared to everyone else.

Steve shuffles closer to you on the hood of his car where you’re both situated, his thigh almost touching yours. “Y/N?”

You must hear him because you stop picking at your nails, but you show no other sign of acknowledging him. Steve knows you’re not being rude, ‘cos when are you ever? You’re the sweetest girl he’s ever met. Sweetest and shyest. Hence the silence.

“Hey, look at me?” He asks gently, sliding a hand in between yours and taking your much smaller hand in his. He squeezes it for good measure. “Wanna talk to ya.”

You squeeze his hand back, albeit much less confidently, but it still makes Steve’s heart race. He’s new to your affections, shy but sweet and totally endearing. Every time you do something like this he ends up liking you even more, which is saying something.

Steve waits for you to look at him. When you do it’s like all the air’s been knocked out his chest. You’re so pretty it hurts, and even worse, you don’t even know it.

“You look really pretty today,” he says without really meaning to — he sometimes (always) forgets to hold his tongue around you. It becomes a problem when he starts dishing out compliments and you get all flustered from them. Speaking of flustered, you go all shy and blink at him adorably as if he’s the sun.

“Steve,” you say, almost exasperated.

Steve really likes how you say his name. It shows in his smile. “What? It’s true.”

You duck your head and cover your eyes with your free hand. “Stop,” you murmur, but you sound like you’re smiling.

Steve laughs. You’re the cutest. He’s called you pretty and you’re acting like he just hung the moon for you. He’d hate to see your reaction when he really gets going.

“I’m sorry,” he says, still grinning like a madman, pulling at your wrist gently to get you to uncover your face. “Hey, come out, I still wanna talk.”

You oblige, letting him unmask you till you’re flushed and smiling in the late afternoon sun. He pulls both your hands into his lap with no intention of letting them go.

“I know you’re feeling nervous about the interview,” he says slowly. “And I know nothing I can say will really help, but I promise you it’s gonna be okay.”

Steve waits for you to say something. When you do, you’re frowning. “You don’t know that, Steve. I’m probably gonna get all awkward and mess it up.”

Steve tuts at you, his thumb finding a stretch of skin on your hand that he can rub circles into. “You won’t. You won’t mess it up, hun, I promise. I’m gonna be there the whole time, yeah?”

“Yeah,” you repeat back softly. Your eyes follow Steve’s hands as he pulls one of your hands to his lips, his mouth to your skin. A whisper of a kiss. You go hot under his affections.

He drops your hand lest you explode into a million pieces. “I can even whisper all your lines to you to help you remember,” he suggests, half joking and half not.

“Steve,” you mumble, embarrassed now. You steal your hand back to pick at the rip in your jeans, a tangle of frayed threads just above your knee.

Steve laughs and is delighted when a smile works it’s way onto your lips. “Okay, maybe I won’t do that. But I will be there if you need anything at all, okay? You do trust me, right?”

You smile for real then, a staggering smile that makes Steve want to kiss you silly and then some. “Yes. Of course I do, Steve.”

Steve grins, feeling proud of you and in love with you all at once. He’s definitely taking you out for ice cream and a movie after this. No matter how the interview goes.

[alexiavettel]

chapter one

“The world was whole then, the sun and moon together as one”

pairing: charles leclerc x fem¡stroll!reader

word count: 2k+

warnings: asshole!charles, asshole!reader, some business stuff, shitty father, mentions of Jules (this one actually trigger me) eventual smut, use of Y/N and will be a miniserie

summary: Your father, Lawrence Stroll, and basically your boss have a good opportunity of linking Aston Martin with Ferrari’s stocks. But for that Binotto demanded that you, first driver of your dad’s formula one team, with your impeccable reputation start a fake relationship with the Ferrari’s golden boy Charles Leclerc. Which happens to have a not so good popularity, publicly cheating on with his ex girlfriend plenty of times and being a complete asshole with his ex teammate, Sebastian Vettel, who now is your teammate.

disclaimer: any photo used is not supposed to represent the reader, are all Pinterest pics that matches the context

(Y/n) Stroll POV:

No. I’m definitely not doing this.

“Dad no. I would rather die than pretending to be in love with that bastard!” I said after waiting for dad to finish telling me the worst thing I ever heard come out of his mouth.

“Sweetie I know it’s a shitty thing to ask for, but I need your help okay? You want to keep your seat in formula 1, don’t you kitten?”

“Yeah, of course I do!”

“You’re such a great driver and we worked really hard on your reputation, to keep it untouchable. I helped you a lot through your career and I hope you can help me now. Use your brain, sweetheart… Would be good for our business, our team, your career, everything!” Lawrence leans forward and put an arm around my shoulders, speaking in low volume.

“Can I just have a moment to at least think about it?” I shrugged finding a way out of his arm.

“Sure, just think wisely…” he reassured and leave me alone on his meeting room.

This isn’t the first time something like this happens, my father ALWAYS use his power over me. How he can easily take my seat away from me, take me out of the team and make my career a little bit harder than already is.

I’m not dumb, I know I deserve my seat. Obviously, I got into f1 rather faster than the others, because Stroll’s influence (and money) but I do deserve my seat. Ever since I got into the championships (F3, F2 and F1) I got the spotlight right in my face being the only woman on the grid only because “my daddy’s money”. But when I, as a rookie in Renault, got my first points only in the third race weekend getting a P8 everyone was looking at me a little bit different.

I had secretly received two emails showing interest on me: one from Mercedes to assume their second drivers seat in 2024 after Lewis supposed retirement and one from McLaren for 2023 after Daniel Ricciardo showing an interest to leave the constructor.

So yes, I do have a plan B. But I still need a seat to end this season. The best would be wait till the end of this year, and see what to do next. And what is dating the worst person that I ever met compared to the dream I have since I was 5.

The hate for Charles is old. More specifically since 2017 when we were teammates for prema for the Formula 2 championship. We didn’t like each other, almost everybody knew it because he made it very clear in all his interviews.

“(Y/n)! It’s lovely to see you again, congrats for the amazing win today! Even with today’s win Leclerc still a few points ahead of you in the championship, what you have to say about it?”

“Hm, thank you. Was it really an amazing race today, feeling good to have the opportunity to show myself a bit more this weekend. But yeah, I believe he’s these points ahead because Markelov crashed into me in Hungary and I lost engine last race”.

“But you both leading the championship it’s not good for prema?” The woman asked me while turning her head a little confused.

“Oh it is, but I would like to win the championship as much as Leclerc. It’s only a friendly competition between us” I just said smiling even tho my throat burned to say those words.

Charles Leclerc POV:

“Hi Charles awesome race, you did an amazing job today! But (Y/n) managed to overtake you in the very first laps, how do you fell about it?” Really? I haven’t noticed before…

“Well she’s a good driver but to be honest my car wasn’t feeling really great today so that’s probably one of the reasons she overtook me so easily” That’s true? No. Do I care? Also no.

“Okay, hm you surely want to win the championship but how you plan to do so with your teammate, and probably friend, chasing you only some points behind?”

“We are just teammates, okay? Not friends or anything. And I’m planning to give all of me in the next races and fight very bravery for the championship, no matter what is in the way” Or no matter who is in the way…

(Y/n) Stroll POV:

Was always like that… Me holding back my words and Leclerc almost writing in his forehead with a neon marker his hate towards me.

We grew up very far from each other, well until my dear dad decided to move to UK and we started karting together throughout Europe.

“But (Y/n) that was just a rivalry, don’t be dramatic” I heard that too many times. It’s not “just a rivalry” when your rival pushes you off the track making you brake some bones, or when he invents lies to your father yell at you in front of everyone before a tournament or worst when he treats your teammate like shit and still thinking that he is a god!

He is so damn stubborn and egocentric, he thinks he’s the best in everything. Paddle? Swimming? Skiing? Learning languages? (okay in this case he will never beat me and he knows it) Singing? Dancing? He thinks he nails it, even if he looks like a lizard doing everything.

But at driving… he always knew that I was at his level maybe even a little bit better than him. A competition to him, someone who didn’t get immediately on their knees in his first appearance, who his older brother always liked and especially someone who never cheer him up every time he wins.

But well it’s for my seat anyways so I texted my dad that I was up for it on my way home. If we really are going to do this it’s gotta be only after tomorrow, I’m really tired and with all this bullshit I’m even more.

•

“WITH HER?” I heard in the exact moment I walked into the conference room.

“Charles… It’s the deal. You alright signed” Lorenzo, his dear brother and manager, said to him. “I told you to read it before tho”

“Well I trust my team so I didn’t think they would do such a shitty thing like this”

“Shut up Leclerc you think I’m happy about it?” I said while going to a hug with Lorenzo “How you still have patience after all this time Lo?”

“Too many years, hun”

“Kitten, Binotto is already on his way. Why don’t you have a sit?” my father said and Charles held his laugh at the nickname so I discretely fixed my hair with my middle finger.

“Good morning guys, pleasure to see you all here today” the old man’s voice with a thick italian accent which could be recognised everywhere in the paddock entered the room.

“Binotto what the actual-“

“Sir can you please explain to Charles why this deal was created” Lorenzo interrupted his brother almost immediately.

“Exactly because of that… Your brother is a amazing driver but too hot headed, don’t know when to say the things, when to lie and etc. But with (Y/n) it’s different since everybody loves her, the media specifically which is the most important…”

“So it would be good to the both sides if you guys faked a relationship! Our companies somehow together, and your reputation so much better!” dad completed for the Ferrari’s team principal.

Watching Leclerc slowly and visibly dying inside can enter the list of favorite moments right now.

“Can we speak about it alone?” Charles said after almost a entire minute in silence.

“A-Ah sure” this caught everyone surprised.

“If you’re okay with that (Y/n)…” Lorenzo said getting up.

“Sure…” you will not surprise me Leclerc, I know you very well. He probably just gonna try to persuade me to forget about this as his last hope.

“Why’d you accept it?” was the first thing he said after everybody left.

“It’s good for the company” keep it short (Y/n).

“How your old man convinced you?”

“Doesn’t matter, but you know what does? We already accept and signed it and you are not going to change my mind”

“You must be really desperate to date me then huh?”

“You must be really desperate to save your shitty reputation to sign a contract without reading at least two lines of it”

“You don’t know shit about it!” Okay, there it is…

Stage one of mad Leclerc: starting to get pissed off.

“Ow don’t I? Your team accepted the very first offer they received to try to get your reputation better, even if that meant a partnership with a smaller company and basically selling you! Just because you can’t keep your shits down and keep losing sponsors” I am fucking good about getting him mad.

“You might be right about it but you accepting it just can mean one thing: you’re obsessed with me and this is the only chance you have to get at least a little closer to me or your family company it’s broking”

Stage two: teasing Leclerc (my least favourite).

“You have such a big head and still with a small brain! Maybe have crossed your mind that these are neither of my reasons?”

“So why you don’t tell me? It’s not like you having to choose this deal is my fault”

Stage three: trying to gaslighting.

“It’s not your fucking business”

“Always so foul-mouthed for what? For keeping everything that happens inside of yourself to anyone have any possibility of truly liking you?”

Stage four: pretend to be my therapist but just insults me.

“Have you ever stopped to think that maybe I just don’t like you and want you the farthest way possible of me? So that’s might be the reason I don’t tell you anything?”

“Oh shut up you’re just so stubborn and a fumier and a folle and stupide you think you’re the best even if you’re just an afraid little girl” if I didn’t know him for such a long time I wouldn’t understand what he is talking about because of the strong accent.

Stage five: multiple languages, strong accent and pouting like a kid.

“You’re over?” God he makes me sick… “Guys you can come in” I open the door and say a little louder so they can hear from the waiting room.

“So the deal still up?” My dad asked a little taken back.

“Sure” we said in unison.

“Nice! Since you both already signed the contract your respective pr managers already know about it. Now you guys just have be civil, determine rules between you two but remember: you NEED to look like a real couple and keep this deal down, the least amount of people knowing the better”

Welcome to hell.

•

“CAN YOU BELIEVE IT DEREK?” I screamed at my pt while running on the treadmill.

“Okay, so your dad got mad with you because you let Leclerc scream at you? How does that make sense?”

“It doesn’t! That’s the whole point! I’m so tired of his shit…”

“Take it easy it just needs to last to the end of this year, you can do it!”

“The season didn’t even started yet! Basically one year of this bullshit”

“Well, at least you got summer break…”

“I might have a break from my dad but not Leclerc. Or do you thing girlfriend and boyfriend, ew, spend their summers away from each other!”

“Yeah, you’re fucked” he tried to smile sympathetically.

“God I wish someday I’ll be just like you mate, married to an incredibly hot woman and got a cute little son running around and working for a amazing person”

“You were being too cute to be true… How do you manage to pass through a door with that big ego my girl? Don’t know how I still work for you”

“I pay well plus you love me” I said smiling after drinking water.

“Yeah you’re right-“

“WAIT YOU FINALLY SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’”

“No I didn’t-“

“In a weird way but you did, admit it!”

•

“We need to set some rules if we are actually doing this shit” I said seating before Charles disgusting Leclerc.

“You are calling our relationship ’shit’? This is it! I wanna break up”

“Stop being dramatic” this was actually funny what the hell?

“Just joking sweetheart”

“First we need to know what to call each other. I hate princess and kitty”

“Ew why would someone call their girl kitty? That’s not a weird name for pussy?”

“That’s one of the reasons I hate it”

“Unlike some people I love to be called by prince or king” he said moving back an imaginary long hair.

“I’m definitely not doing this” I might actually throw up. “Just say what you hate and I’ll try to avoid”

“Nothing particular maybe just mon loup. It makes me feel like I’m Toto Wolff”

“Okay the backstory Lorenzo and Liv (my pr manager) already created-“

“Wait they did?” He interrupted me.

“Yeah it’s basically our normal story, how we met and our ‘little fights’ all the same shit. The only thing it changed is that we fell in love with each other during the winter break”

“So it’s kind true isn’t it? You fell in love with me during the winter break but that was in 2016”

“Can you just shut down your ego for two seconds, please? We both know that would never happen”

“Yeah sure keep lying to yourself babe”

“Second rule: nothing of unnecessary PDA. Third: don’t get our careers involved”

“It’s exactly because of our careers we are in this situation-”

“I mean whatever comes out of this deal should not affect our careers.

Forth: don’t get yourself in trouble! We receive a lot of shitty questions and your dumb brain answers all of them the way the media want to just ruin you. You’re not doing this, not when we are ‘dating’, you heard me?”

“So what? Are you going to control me?”

“I intend to. We gonna do a plenty of press together so I will interrupt you every time I think it’s necessary”

“Fifth: not seeing other people while we are doing this…” okay that caught me off guard.

“Well you are the not so loyal one-“

“I didn’t cheated!”

“Ow so half the globe is blind and dumb?”

“WE WEREN’T DATING! When the photos came out we already had broken up for about 3 months”

“Yeah sure I don’t want to know the details of your love life. I just don’t wanna look like a dumb trophy girlfriend of a cheater. Sixth: you are not speaking shit to or about my teammate and my friends, my family is allowed but that just work for my father”

“You say like your dear teammate doesn’t know why we discussed so much… But okay. So that’s it? Can I go now?”

“Sure you can but don’t forget we have a ‘date’ tomorrow night” god that sounds so wrong and so gross at the same time.

⇨⇨⇨ next part

[ikamigami]

Yeah.. congrats to all of Eclipse's fans I guess..

But I'm not happy with what we got at all..

I won't be watching Eclipse and Puppet show.. because 1) I dislike Puppet and Foxy.. and 2) I don't want to see Eclipse getting along with other Sun and Moon..

And don't come at me saying that Sun don't have to see his tormentor's face because he'll see it in Solar bxnxnxnxn

Also Eclipse was the only person that was so nice and patient towards Sun.. I know that Moon is now trying his best.. but how about Sun will have someone else beside Moon in his life.. like idk..

And don't start with but Solar will come back.. cause I know and that's nice and all that.. but Solar wasn't nice towards Sun and wasn't even trying.. so idc about him..

I'm sorry I'm just in terrible mood because of all of this..

And I won't change my mind on all of this unless something will happen so Eclipse could go to see our Sun and Moon.. if not then idc..

[idyllcy]

hiiiii congrats on 1k<3333

can i request a matchup for dc batfam :o

my personality is pretty typical of a scorpio!! LOL im not rly good at showing my feelings n i tend to care in silence through actions vs my words. ( i have rbf </3. ) im the mother type friend where i always focus on others before myself n im secretly emotional but i hold it in a lot. im 23! my ideal date is a movie night in. my ideal type is someone who makes me laugh n can tease me jokingly

im an intp / scorpio sun virgo moon aquarius rising / i have black hair w a pastel blue peekaboo and brown eyes. i wear glasses !

thank u <333

hot cocoa

You hand Dick his mug, lips curled upward as he smiles at the snowman. Haley hops on your lap as you settle yourself under the blanket.

"Oh, my god, it's adorable." He coos. "I feel bad that he's going to melt into the hot chocolate."

"Yeah." You mumble. "Did you pick a movie?"

"Not yet." He hands you the remote, and you click through the list. "Rewatch?"

"Rewatch."

Headcanons:

I think Dick would appreciate every moment of peace he can get so movie nights with you are a good time to unwind for both of you

sometimes you guys fall asleep during movie night and 9 times out of 10 Dick will wake up in the middle of the night to move you and Haley to the bed

Doting goes both ways with him! he dotes on you and you dote on him and honestly sometimes it's nice to be doted on after doting on others for such a long time

Dick brings pizza home pretty often and sometimes you scold him sometimes you're just glad you don't need to cook

Dick teases you a lot and flusters you in public, but never with ill intention. He knows his boundaries >:(

[greaterspawnislands]

Oh hell yeah it's music season bby!! 48, 7, 22, 13, and 64 :]] (also congrats on reaching nano!! Slams the ourna button in celebration)

yeah man music season!!! and ohh so many songs :D i will link them in text instead of filling it up with the big spotify links

48: In the Avenue by The Family Crest

no shockers here, lots of family crest listening + this is in the danse macabre playlist. here's some of my favorite lyrics

Here in the market, the old men smile and sell their goods These bakers, butchers, and buyers smile as old friends would She lifts her head, and the sun, it flares in orange hues How now she's moving along against the avenue

7: Beneath the Brine by The Family Crest

my hand is already showing... i'll drop my favorite lyrics here but reading them doesn't do enough you haveee to listen to this song it's so intense it's so wonderful

Now my heart is bound Like a plague upon this sound And oh, it slips away, such soft decay Then it grows

Oh, young love, young dear Why have you taken me in your fall? All of my love, all of my life Given to you, sacrificed

22: True Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me!

THIS SONG SLAPSSSS i love Against Me!

Does god bless your transsexual heart, true trans soul rebel?

13: Slowly by The Altogether and Karen Han

another danse macabre song, who's surprised!

Light reddens my room Though the shade is cooler The newer blooms are all so small Spring hues will come and soon I will recall That soon I’ll wish for fall

64: Full Moon by Avi Kaplan

I swear not every song in my top 100 is from my danse macabre playlist...

Full moon Stretching its arms to the sky He climbs into the night He flies, wondering why he shines Only tonight

and thank u for the congrats!! ourna indeed!! i am so happy it's over haha :') crazy month (thank u for sprinting with me so much i couldn't have gotten through it without u<3)

send me a number 1-100 and i'll give you a wrapped top 100 song

[stepswowdsen]

【KagePro】 KuroEne AU: Shintaro reacts to KuroEne's relationship + Misc Rambles

KuroEne AU scenario where Kuroha/Saeru pretends to join the Mekakushi Dan, while getting intimate with Ene. Shintaro gets worried for Ene's sake as her friend.

Misc rambles as well

Been forgetting to post here since I've been busy with school stuff so I have QUITE the backlog

I'll be queueing posts on my discussion rambles with Feila about my KuroEne AU here

Btw I wanna draw Kuroha/Saeru in traditional clothes at some point...

Feila chats with me about KuroEne everyday. Ty~ It's super fun to chat about them :)

So whenever I don't have stuff prepared to post in advance, I just post our rambles since it's quick & easy

My wife who hides her "bad" feelings and avoids confronting her more honest feelings and plays into the bright peppy cheerful exterior to cheer up the people around her in hopes of becoming their friend/joy x Evil insane homosexual dude :)

On the KuroEne grind to fuel my gay ass' shenanigans 🤸🎉

Previous Posts

You can read my previous posts for context if you need it.

I think these ones have the context for a scenario where Shintaro reacts to their relationship

THE EMBED IS KILLING ME ADKSKLDKLSDKLKLS 😭

Discussion Rambles with Feila (9/10/2024)

I'm also gonna put the date I had these rambles with Feila just to keep track of which ones I haven't posted

Me: I showed my friends your KuroEne meme (and the one I remade) and it got a good laugh out of them /pos

F: Good to know my shitty humor can entertain y'all 🫶

F: Bro 😭 You own the KuroEne hashtag (on Tumblr), congrats

Me: YEAH it's just 4 pages of my posts LMAO. Mainly cuz I’ve just been transferring the rambles from my Notion docs (that I mainly post on Insta) to Tumblr too, just as an archive if anyone wants.

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I was debating to write descriptions of my top fave ships here but it got too long so I think it's best to put that in a different post.

I don't mind since I have a tendency to settle into niche popular ships (ie. LimGuda) and rare pairs (ie. XanLena, IdaTatsu, JuAli, KuroEne)

And two of these ships are OC ships (ie. XanLena, IdaTatsu)

XanLena is my Canon/OC ship with Xanxus and my KHR OC Selena (my beloved wife <3)

The WATGBS AU version of IdaTatsu is basically like an OC ship cuz it hinges entirely off my and my friends' writing. Charas yoinked from canon but rewritten/revamped entirely to make our own OC lore.

KuroEne perfectly aligns with my chara/ship tastes. I love ships that are deadly and passionate :)

Those are my fave kind of ships ^^

Red flag meow meow mf x Green flag chara with a brighter disposition

Morally questionable (morally bankrupt) x morally agreeable!

I love meow meow mf x empathetic, loving ball of sunshine and Sun/Moon and Light/Darkness ship tropes. The ultimate sen-core ship formula.

(See: Everything I listed above)

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With my interests I usually have a main ship (possibly 1 - 3 main ships) that are my main focus (who I'm mainly obsessed with), and then a bunch of multiships on the side (secondary focus for me)

So for me that'd be KuroEne (+ KonoEne and HaruTaka), and then my other ships and multiships. Since I'm a 9/6 main/enthusiast

As I said, as long as the ship isn't boring, painfully mid, and/or bland, I am open to multiships of my faves.

I tend to ship my top fave charas together as long as they have an interesting dynamic.

KuroEne are my top 2s so that's a given for me

The wifey and meow meow mf bias is so obviously present...

The KuroEne ship just shows that my character/ship tastes are as ancient as time LMFAO

Also I'm just gonna say that I rank my faves harshly. Like I'm either normal about you or I'm not

KuroEne AU

F: Question question! On whose device did Kuroha talk to Ene?

(Before building the android body ofc)

Me: OOO good question. I imagine he visited the general vicinity she was in and Ene who was probably going through public spaces' cyber worlds, sees him and ends up jumping from electronic devices to chase after him in the city. Because he looks like Konoha and she can't afford to have the opportunity escape her. So, just as he intended, Kuroha sets up a meeting on purpose by letting Ene follow him to a secluded place where they can talk, just the two of them.

Ene: (I swear he went this way...?)

F: Oooohhhhh. Iirc, Ene can hop onto any devices that as a Wi-fi connection right?

Me: Yeahhh I think so! So I imagined she just jumps to electronic devices/screens to follow him while he heads to a secluded place. After their initial meeting, he has her transfer into his phone. (If he has the resources to have an entire underground lab built, then he can get a phone)

F: I see. I just thought you were gonna pull out the "He stole Taro's phone" type of stuff.

Me: Oh yeah that could also work as well. Like Shintaro accidentally drops it and Saeru swipes it. Once he's done meeting with Ene, he gives it back to the owner.

F: Now I'm just imagining the whole Dan witnessing their flirting sessions—

Yeah creative thinking is my passion :D

Me: Ene who easily gets embarrassed and flustered by Kuroha's teasing 🥰💞

Shintaro: (I've never seen her look this cutesy and shy before!)

F: This makes me wanna write your AU but in Shintaro's perspective wwww

I have a bud that is heavily similar to Shintaro I’ll just ask him on what he'd do in some situations

Scary enough he's actually similar to Shintaro. Shut-in (semi due to school), academically smart, and only has a few friends

Me: OHHH that's so cool! Omg real life Shintaro... Wish him the best though

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F: This makes me wanna write your KuroEne AU but in Shintaro's perspective wwww

Me: Honestly writing about MekaDan members' reactions to KuroEne's relationship is so interesting

F: But we're talking about Shin specifically. Like the others are probably just neutral, but Shin??? The person who knows Ene the most?? Yeah he's gonna have mixed feelings.

Me: Yeah… Shintaro's POV in a KuroEne AU where Kuroha makes himself known to the MekaDan first, is actually really interesting cuz he's friends with Ene, and was apart of and knew the rest of the Yuukei Quartet (Ayano, Haruka, Takane) before

F: This is his feelings all in order

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Me: Right? Also Kano perhaps, since in MCA, he remembers Haruka

F: OH YEAH. He took the form of Ayano and met the entire quartet. And he's the most invested in that story book, he even remembers all the abilities

Me: Kano is also wary of the Clearing Snake as well but I like the idea of him suspecting Kuroha/Saeru but not being able to act on it until it's too late. Since Kuroha uses the excuse that he's Awakening Eyes

Me: Yeah like everyone else would just welcome him (Kuroha) as a new member since they aren’t close with Ene (don’t know her well) unlike Shintaro. And they're not too overly concerned with their relationship. But Shintaro gets worried for Ene as her friend

F: Wait, when did he join August 13th? August 14th?

Me: Honestly forget when Shintaro joined the MekaDan. As for Kuroha/Saeru, I think events in my AU happen prior to August 15th to allow more time for chara interactions in general. Imo he spends 1 - 2 years with Ene to maximize the length of the “game” as much as possible

F: Shin joined on the same day as Ene that's for all I know

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F: Lowkey wanna yap about my domestic KuroEne AU to you

Me: OOO I'd be down to listen!

F: So in this AU Saeru basically went "Y'know what? I'll just fuck around for a few more years with the Dan instead of killing them this year, then I'll reset."

And I feel like this is unrealistic but he learns human emotions 🤯 learning empathy, sympathy, passion, etc. Holy shit. Idk how to develop relationships properly so I just go "He fell for her, she fell back for him, they’re in a relationship, wowza" on the KuroEne part

Then 2 years later, WOO THEY GOT MARRIED 💐💐💐🎉🎉🎉

Then he bought a house for the both of them, because they agreed on starting a family hooray. That's all for now at least

Me: OOOH I see. They deserve lighthearted fluffy fanon AUs where they can just be cute together

Reminds me of KagePro EA/JP artists' fanon KuroEne takes from back then, where Kuroha acts more like a grumpy house cat around the MekaDan

I have them translated, but I'm not sure if I should post it cuz they're web-doujins from Pixiv that I saved 10 years ago back when I was a kid (that are now deleted)

I feel like there's a gray area for translating old doujinshi with artists who deleted their socials/works, so I'm not sure...

F: PERFECT DEPICTION TOO

Free pet cat :D

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Me: Cuz Fanon Kuroha is much softer and tamer which is cute. Reminds me of Judar (Magi) in that aspect... Neutralized threat that runs around like a gremlin.

Works well with domestic AU scenarios. Reminds me of one of KagePro EA/JP artists' KuroEne comics from back then

F: Grumpy cat that's possessive over 1 person

Me: Possessiveness in ships is so hot 🥰 The idea of the MekaDan having Kuroha lying around as a lazy bum grumpy snek cat is so funny to me.

I remember this one EA/JP artist from back then. Their fanon verse KuroEne takes usually had a more flirty and assertive Ene as well. Which is also fun to see. Cuz I feel like if it was canon verse Ene she'd get mega embarrassed by his teasing and flirting

The flirty aspect doesn't suit her (Ene) imo but I do love Ene being more assertive in the ship

F: It really is. I depict him as someone who is 50/50 responsible

But this guy here is just "I just wanna get laid and be done with it"

F: FEMDOM. Let his ass be submissive for once

Me: Femdom is great. He'd be into that

Me: RIGHT LMAO

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Me:

(Shitpost)

Kuroha: Hmmm… Feel like eating pussy for breakfast.

Me: I'd have fanon Kuroha help with the MekaDan’s cooking (after being persuaded). Bet this guy would just lie around like a cat who's sun bathing in the house lazing about on its cat tower

F: That will most likely be canon if he wasn't a villain tbh

Me: Yeah I agree. Grumpy cat...

F: Just, the lazy cat of the group that's somehow more powerful than the rest

Me: It'd be funny if in my KuroEne AU, he initially doesn't help with chores at all, but the other MekaDan members encourage him to help out, and Ene wants to see him wearing an apron cuz it'd be cute and funny, so then he obliges

F: Go malewife go malewife go

Me: Ok Mr. Encyclopedia brain

Put that knowledge to good use!!! Cook something for your wife why don't ya

Me: Kuroha's definitely not as irresponsible as someone like Idate but it'd be funny if he was still an unhinged chaotic cat. Like the whole thing of “Cat lovingly brings back a dead mouse for you”

Reminds me of IdaTatsu (WATGBS AU)

IdaTatsu scenario in my head

Idate: I brought dinner for you! (^-^)

Idate: (Brings a whole ass dead moose)

Tatsumiya: (???)

F: Hey Tatsu, at least it's not sharks. Fuck it. COOK SAL

Me: Sal goes into the fire wheee! My friends and I just yeeted him out of our AU and replaced him with our OCs which is so funny

Feila's posts

F: Hi

Me: KUROENE KISS YAYYYY

Shintaro's expression in the last panel ASDFGHJJKLL

F: ON THE SOFA 😨

Me:

Saeru who gives no fucks whether they're seen: 👍

Ene: 🧍

Me: She probably made him promise to keep their relationship more of a secret

F: Well... they tried

And if truths got out just reset /j

F: LMAO

F: Oh God, imagine the embarrassment 😭

Me: Ene probably gets really embarrassed but Saeru just tells her it's not something to worry about much

F: He probably laughs it off while Ene is flustered about being discovered

Me: YEA like Saeru just starts laughing

F: Side note, I was fighting back urges to draw Ene's zipper being lowered, my headmates managed to stop me at least

Me: That sounds like something I would draw.

Me: Reminds me I had this comic idea where Shintaro spots them (like through a small gap in the door)

He approaches the door but backs away when he sees it and doesn't interrupt them

(Kagerou Daze Manga: Ch. 9)

Shintaro: (I, Kisaragi Shintaro, 18 years old... have stumbled on something I shouldn't have.)

Shintaro: (BUT HOW IS IT THAT I'M STILL AN 18 YEAR OLD VIRGIN???)

And then he sees the glimpse of KuroEne kissing through the open gap in the door

F: Okay KuroEne must be really getting onto it if they didn't hear the door creak or the Dan just have a very fancy soundproof door

Also dude is having a monologue about this whole thing. I feel him

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Me: OH yeah like Kuroha/Saeru seems to be able to sniff people's scents? Like a snake has a much better sense of smell than a human. Iirc they flick their tongues to collect chemicals in the air. He probably noticed Shintaro enter the floor but didn't care

F: He wants to show off his gf ig

Whatever floats his boat tbh

Me: “Shintaro is having a whole monologue about this”

Boy at 18 discovers his friend fucking shady guy!

F: This would be a funny title for a Steam game

KuroEne Shitpost

F: I love you, inspect element

Me: LMAOOO

F: Do you think he fell for it?

(Sent this to a friend who hasn't read the KagePro manga before and I'm trying to convince him to read it)

(Original idea/shitpost was made by Feila, I then remade it by editing it onto the high-res JP scans. Teamwork!)

Me: LMFAOOO

I’M CRYING HELPPPPPPP 😭😂

Similar enough to fool people!

S: 😭

F: HE STILL WON'T READ IT

Me: Unfortunate…

Me: KuroEne fucking canon

F: So... is the KuroEne /fucking/ canon or is the /KuroEne fucking/ canon?

Me: Both

F: I agree (We're on high copium)

Me: Canon in my heart that's all that matters

Don’t need my ships to be canon to be king 👑

F: If they are on the same panel they are shippable

Source: (X)

I was delusional enough to slide into Cass' DMs and go "OMG KUROHA AND ENE ON THE SAME PANEL??? "

Me: OMG I feel like I remember this one. They're also on the same panel in the KagePro design poll comics

F: We won KuroEne nation

Also. Winter anthology illust.

Me: OHHH YEAH cute Santa Ene

F: That's our only close to canon content

Ene looks out of place in that art, why did the artist draw her in tho

Me: Makes me wonder... Kuroha and Azami makes sense since they're Master and Servant. Anyways, ty Osora for my life

F: Like Azami and Saeru they fit since they both are aware of each others' existence.

Exactly. Now why is Ene added? Marriage blessing, final answer—

Edited Version

Me:

Ene at her weird bf: 🧍

F:

Ene: Ugh why is he like this...

Ene: (Proceeds to give him a goodnight kiss)

Me: Ene huffs and gives him a kiss anyways

Me: You could do things with that tongue, man!

F: And those fingers too (and I'm not talking about carnival games)

Me: KuroEne Design Poll outfits <3

Love how he's just noted as "Outer Science Person"

Me: In their Design Poll outfits... They both have similar poses, I see...

F: Why did they give him a tit window tho

For Ene to kiss him there? Damn kinky

Me: IKR it's so funny. Everyone else is wearing western style formal clothes (suit and dress), but Kuroha's outfit looks like changshan (male version of the cheongsam/qipao)

F: YEAH

Or is it to fit the timeline he was born in (this mf is ancient, just a reminder)

Me: Oh frick I just realized there's an accidental brush stroke from me on Kuroha in this (oops) I'll resend it

F: Or is it to fit the timeline he was born in (this mf is ancient, just a reminder)

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F: Oh a handsome man

Me: HONESTLY THE ONLY THING THAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THE MR2 SAERU DESIGN TO ME IS THE CROP TOP

LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT WAS A CROP TOP WHDSHDHS I THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT COLOUR AT THE TOP AND APART OF THE SAME SHIRT

F: LET HIM BE SLUTTY

Me: Like I love everything about Kuroha/Saeru’s MR2 design EXCEPT FOR THE CROP TOP… Like I love the bloody sash, scales, red gradient limbs, and scorpion tail braids in the back that look like Judar’s

Me: So yeah I'd love to see MR2 Saeru wearing more traditional clothes

Makes me want to draw KuroEne in matching traditional clothes...

F: JIN LOVES MAKING GAY CHARACTERS

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F: Also uh aside from a hardcore KuroEne makeout session, I drew them bonding. Cuz they deserve a happy ending

F: Get married soon KuroEne

Me: WAHHH SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

Ene should braid MR2 Saeru's hair

F: She definitely plays around with it

I mean, having a spouse, with long hair??? Hell yeah

Me: I'm their Marriage Officiant

F: Dibs on flower girl!

F: Ene is aware of him using Awakening Eyes in this AU, they're open about their eye abilities

Me: OHHH I see! It'd be so cute to imagine Ene playing with his hair Like putting it into twintails and braids and such

F: They both play with each other's hair

Mfs are handsy over here

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Me: I still love that casual clothes Ene with her hair in buns. It's so cute

F: My fav ship dynamic (or smth)

Me: Reminds me I still need to draw KuroEne with MR2 Saeru

F: Cass would always joke about how Ene is a pretty women dating Saeru, a man who she considers hideous

Me: WASDSSDHD

I like insane men. I study them like hamsters.

F: Tag that ship

F: Their insanity attracts me

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F: I find MR2 Saeru more attractive /guilty

Me: I adore both Kuroha’s usual one and MR2 design! I love his black and gold aesthetic, and I also love black and red. I prefer the clothing design of the usual one. Only thing is that I find MR2 Saeru’s crop top hysterical to me. Not in a bad way. I didn’t even know it was a crop top, I’d prefer if it was just a normal shirt tbh. Also I wanna see MR2 Saeru wear traditional esque clothes like Azami

F: If they can kill me, I'll like them. That's how I summarize my taste in fictional men

Me: Same for me ^^ I like murderous cat cots

Me: Most fugly man I've ever seen would be a dude in a Gothic shoujo I read. Here. Ugly.

F: I think I should stay curious— I don’t want to know this guy’s crime list.

Me: Though for me I love Kuroha/Saeru sm but I've never been a fan of the manga art style. If it was drawn in another style like Sidu’s or Sayuki's everyone would look way hotter/cuter. That's why I wanna see Sidu draw MR2 Kuroha/Saeru or her concept art sketches. Cuz Sidu designed MR2 Kuroha/Saeru's form.

F: Mahiro's artstyle is perfect for the extra feeling of dread but they all look twinkified, but I'm okay with it. IMAGINE HOW HANDSOME HE'D BE [IN SIDU’S ART STYLE] OMFG

Me: Yeah it's like... wish we got a more experienced artist tbh cuz I'm not big on the style and how undynamic the art is. But I appreciate that we got the manga and that it exists.

F: I mean, we got Nirvana which is in Sayuki's style

F: I kinda wanna see MR2 Kuroha in Wannyanpuu's style. I'd love the silly baby-ish look

Me: Kuroha's design reminds me of Judar (both designs).

Me: Black/white themed insane sadistic and bloodthirsty meow meow mf men with an ego are my favourite masc chara type ^^

It's so funny like my Meow Meow Mf pipeline went from Kuroha (2013) to Judar (2022).

Love both.

Kuroha's hair kinda looks like Judar's in normal form, and then his MR2 version has braids that kinda look like Judar's

F: You like black-haired men with the crime list that can reach the top of Mt. Everest basically?

Me: Yeah. It's so funny. My entire top meow meow mfs list is this. 100% representative of my tastes

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Me: I still love that casual clothes Ene with her hair in buns. It's so cute. Reminds me I still need to draw KuroEne with MR2 Saeru

F: My fav ship dynamic (or something).

Tag that ship: Wow! This Literal Goddess is dating some guy named Steve! (Meme)

F: My friend Cass would always joke about how Ene is a pretty woman dating Saeru, a man who she considers hideous

Me: WASDSSDHD??? To each their own tastes.

Personally, l love insane men. I study them like hamsters. If the dude is too normal, I'm not very interested. I want freaks here

Me: Y'all haven't seen B*ck from Requiem of the R*se King if you think Saeru's ugly

Search him up if you're curious Ig I don't want to put Buckiebitch's ugly ass here. Especially not on my KuroEne posts

He's literally the only KagePro man (other than Konoha and Haruka) that doesn't look basic af to me. I'm not even into fictional men but Kuroha and Konoha are the hottest/most attractive KagePro men, I'm dying on this hill.

Most of the MekaDan members are teens. Kuroha and Konoha are also the only adult-age ikemen type charas and I generally prefer adult charas and/or casts cuz it's more comfortable for me. Just a personal preference.

Imo the clothing designs of KagePro charas are good, like they’re very varied in clothes and shapes, but the designs of most of the dudes are boring to me. THE GIRLS THO??? AYYYYY 🎉 THEIR DESIGNS ARE MUCH MORE VARIED TOO

Y'all have NOT seen B*ck from Requiem of the R*se King if you think Kuroha is ugly. Kuroha 100000000x hotter than BUCK. B*ck should get tf out of here

Have you seen B*CK??? Y'all have NOT seen Suckingham Phallus if you think that

B*ryl (FGO) from LB6 is fugly, cheaply written, and a gross misogynistic creep, but still better written than B*ck

Buck has black hair and yellow eyes. This is in fact slander, because only my beloved Kuroha/Saeru (KagePro) and Tao Ren (SK) deserves black hair and pretty yellow tsurime eyes!!! Also, for starters, Kuroha/Saeru is actually interesting as a villain, unlike Buck. Lmao. He's also 10000x hotter as well

My hot take would be that every KagePro guy except Kuroha, Konoha, and Haruka looks basic to me

F: BUT SETO... Pls he is a cutie 😭

Me: Like. All KagePro guys have such similar hairstyles, like you could hardly tell them apart if it weren't for their hoodies. It's all round hair with slightly curved spikes. Every single one. Other than the Haruka lookalike trio, Kano's design differentiates more cuz of the short cut bangs

F: Sadly true... Seto and Shin looked a bit too similar

Me: Like with Kuroha and Konoha, at least there's an excuse cuz it's Haruka's body. They look similar on purpose. With everyone else nah there’s no reason why their hair styles should be so similar

F: Kuroha is creative enough to create his own form too lol

"BUT SETO..."

Me: He's cute but I get bored by masc charas who are too normal 😔

F: Same, I moved on from SetoMary to KonoEne too quickly

Me: It makes sense for me since 9/6 ships like KonoEne and KuroEne have more conflict and tension in their r/s, compared to other ships. Kuroha’s the fruitiest man in KagePro, so there’s my bias 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I do love ShinAya and SetoMary but they're more secondary for me. As I said, I favour ships that are deadly and passionate.

F: We got angsty, and angsty but sexy, then we have HaruTaka—

F: KonoEne is the most tragic one then 😭

Me: HaruTaka is also fluffy and angsty. KuroEne would be the most tragic 9/6 ship for fanon ships. Technically, KuroEne is the most tragic one, in that, y'know, he kills her friends.

F: Off-topic and 9 PM thoughts

I wonder how these little things react to witnessing Saeru fucking Ene

Me: LMAOOO 😭

Kuroha scoots over to Ene on the bed and Ene just pouts at him like, "Can't you send away your snakes when we do it???" So then Kuroha obliges to her request. I imagine he would send them away before they start, anyways, but it's just funny to imagine and think about.

Me: Just want to add to this scenario but I just imagined Ene sitting on the bed, and Kuroha getting on top of the bed to sit right in front of her. Ene just narrows her eyes at him and tilts her head with a confused expression when she spots all the snakes still sitting on his shoulders and wrapped around his body. Then she makes a face like, “Huh? Why do you have so many snakes on you???” Σ(°ロ°)

Honestly it reminds me of Sidu’s Outer Science Kuroha illust in her .dsd/V artbook, where he’s sitting smirking while surrounded by morbillion snakes. He seems to be able to make these little snakes obey him. Or they just flock to him. She’s in the heart of the snake’s nest. The den of the beast.

When Ene sees all the snakes on him, she just goes like, “Can’t you send them away before we do it?” And Kuroha just goes like, “Don’t worry, little bunny, I was just getting to that. They’ll just get in the way, anyways.” And he lets them slither off elsewhere. And then he asks, “There. Is that better?”

Ene breathes a sigh of relief and goes like, “That’s much better!” She crosses her arms and huffs in tsundere fashion, “I’m not particularly a fan of snakes…” And Kuroha just laughs. Ene goes like, “What’s so funny?” And Kuroha’s just like, “Oh, plenty. Another bold faced lie. How amusing.”

“I mean… You know who I am. I’m the Snake of Clearing Eyes. And Konoha is the Snake of Awakening Eyes. Considering your infatuation, and the fact that you’re doing this with me… we both know that isn’t true. You could keep up that front and fool Konoha with it, but not me. Wouldn’t it be better if you were more honest? I’m just telling you this in advance for the long run.”

Honestly, Kuroha’s whole scheme in my KuroEne AU reminds me of Kama trying to corrupt Ritsuka (FGO) and “make them fall into the flames of depravity (Kama’s own flames)” by tempting them with carnal pleasures and the promises to be able to fulfill any of their desires. Kama wanted to make Ritsuka theirs and give them infinite love in order to sate them completely and utterly.

He then says, “I understand you’re feeling worried, dear rabbit, but… I’ll be sure to make this pleasurable for you. Tell me what your desires are.” (^-^)

Before he leans in to kiss her, he says, “When you fall into the abyss, I'll be there to catch you.”

The abyss could refer to his end goal plan → Him killing everyone at the end of a Route on August 15th, and the Kagerou Daze swallowing them.

Admittedly, I also like to think of KuroEne art concepts where Kuroha and Ene dance together in a ballroom, and one of his snakes wraps around her leggy. That would be a hot art concept ngl

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Me: ASDFGHJLKL I just found this in my notes

Dawg WHY do KagePro guys have such similar hairstyles to each other??? Every single dude has like a short round haircut with some round hair spikes. Like it's mainly their clothes that make their shape language more varied cuz without their hoodies/jackets they'd look SO similar to each other if you just blacked them out with silhouettes. Like the character that differentiates the most is Kano due to the short cut bangs. At least with Haruka, Konoha, and Kuroha, it makes sense since it's Haruka's body. Kuroha and Konoha are the hottest KagePro men fr

F: Oh right. MAKE SETO A BIT MORE BUFF TOO PLS

Me: Seto should be a bit more muscular with tanner skin tbh

With Haruka/Konoha/Kuroha, it makes sense but other than them, I'm not a fan of how every single KagePro chara is pasty white. We need more varied skin tones + undertones in the cast

Me: Oh yeah I forgot if he had a job where he carries stuff or something. Like KagePro charas’ clothing designs are fun and interesting but they all got really similar hair styles to each other

F: The men sure aren't safe. Why only the girlies get the variety of coloured hair

F: Kuroha is creative enough to create his own form too lol (-> MR2 Saeru)

Me: So true! Kuroha and Konoha are the hottest KagePro guys to me. And Haruka is cute ^^

F: Saeru won the Vocaloid Sexy Synth (Ene) too, so theory proven.

Me:

KuroEne: Evil snake demon makes cyber girl diva (Ene) his gf (/lh) (/j) 🖤💙

Me: MAMORU MIYANO IS SUCH A PERFECT VA FOR HIM... We needed more screentime of him. It’s so disappointing how Kuroha probably shows up for less than 5 min total. Shaft's art style is so ugly.

F: HIS VOICE RANGE IS CRAZY THO

F: Madoka Magica was peak wtf happened

Me: MCA should've been at least 24 episodes. No way you can fit like 12 - 14 charas’ stories adequately in only 12 episodes. Cuz it has to cover the stories of the MekaDan + secondary charas

F: It was planned to be 24 episodes... UNTIL THWYVRUSHED ITM SJHDKSJDJA?!?#*(#;# WE LOST

[epicspheal]

Hello hello!

I've recently completed the main game of pokemon y as a nuzlocke for Jude, and currently doing the post game( specifically the looker stuff) under the perspective of Dante. And while I'm playing this post game, I'm like "damn looker really looked at Emma and decided to become a guardian for her immediately like damn,". And it just makes me so confused with how he carries himself in the sun and moon, if I'm remembering correctly. Like, yeah, the player character by the post game is the strongest in the region and has already dealt with ultra beasts as is. I don't remember the full details of the quest there so I'm just gonna focus on that. But I dunno like. Where is the parental nature of looker that was seen in XY? Yeah the player isn't Emma, but I feel like that side of Looker should have shines through a bit? Maybe that's just me, and maybe I'm not remembering everything clearly. I'm just kinda blown away by how fatherly Looker is in the post game right now lol. That's two for two for fatherly figures in gen 6 ( Archie in oras and now Looker in XY )

Hi there @ihopethisendswell! First off, congrats on the completion of your Nuzlocke!

Oof the change in Looker from gen 6 to gen 7 will forever remain as one of the more baffling story-making decisions for me. Admittedly I was rather ambivalent towards Looker until the XY games when I saw him become a guardian to Emma and it was just so sweet and I was growing fond of him. ...and then it all came crashing down with his SM/USUM portrayal. It was one thing to have him have the player help out...it's not the first time he'd done that and he certainly wouldn't be the only adult to ask the help of the child. The issue is that he knowingly used a child as bait for beasts so dangerous that it actually killed someone else on the International Police crew (which was also in some ways his fault according to Nanu because he started feeling sorry for the Ultra Beast and that moment allowed the untrained Faller of the crew to be killed) and wasn't about to divulge that until Nanu forced that conversation to be had. At that point...I really lost all respect for Looker. Granted the initial Faller death wasn't entirely his fault because the International Police is scummy and sent her as bait without being trained...but still letting history repeat itself wasn't a good look. So yeah it's strange how they were willing to have Looker be so protective of Emma but was really ready to repeat the same mistakes that got someone else killed with another child. It really doesn't matter if the child was a champion that's not okay. Because when you think about it, the skill-set you need to be champion and the skill-set to work on an operation like that would be different. Knowing how to battle in generally controlled environments like leagues/island challenges (that ostensibly have some level of safety measures) is different than battling an Ultra Beast who is confused and afraid (thus far more prone to lashing out than regular Pokemon), are so biologically different that you have to get specialized balls to even have a chance to capture them, and are suddenly even more in a frenzy because they detect Ultra Wormhole energy on you. Those adds layers to the battle that just weren't present when battling the Kahunas or Kukui/Hau on the top of Mount Lanakila. Especially since in both XY and the Kalos Villain arc in Pokemas, Looker shows a lot more concern and restraint for getting not only Emma involved (he had to be convinced to do so) but the other Kalos kids in something that was less dangerous...but for some reason that went all the way out the window for the Selene/Elio who are younger than Emma and the Kalos Kids. Hell he was more concerned about Anabel being hurt because she was starting to feel ill than the player (both of whom were fallers, both of whom were at similar risk should something go just slightly wrong). It was actually just such a grating plot to witness in my opinion. But yeah taking this into perspective it makes for good differing ways for how Looker is viewed by the protagonists of Kalos and Alola if people choose to go that route (which I imagine you are with Dante).

I can say for cactusverse, the way Looker is viewed depending on if you as Jabari or Marsha couldn't be more separate. Since Jabari is my XY protagonist he gets to see fatherly!Looker taking care of Emma and he holds deep respect for the man. He is in constant contact with Looker as they begin to try to rebuild the trust between the Kalos League and the Kalosian population which had been eroded since the league had done nothing to help Team Flare.

Then Marsha is my SM protagonist and she actively was about to drown the dude in a Sparkling Aria once she found out from Nanu what was going on. Girl was already partially traumatized from Motherbeast Lusamine and overall annoyed she was unofficially appointed Lillie's bodyguard when she didn't ask nor wanted to be and that the last of the straws. So imagine hearing Jabari and Marsha argue whether or not Looker is either "a great man" or a "corrupt idiot" especially in the presence of Dawn and Hilbert, the other cactusverse protagonists who have dealt with Looker and find him to be more in the middle, not really competent in their eyes but not a bad person...just trying his best in less than ideal circumstances.

[bruh-changbin]

Hey omds it’s Sax and I wanna say congrats again on 3k and that figured it out !! Okay yeah so, I’m a sag sun, cap moon, pis rising,,, and I’d describe myself as affectionate, excitable, and sentimental !!!

My ideal date would be going somewhere quiet like outside and watching the sun come up (or set) with good music playing in the back +++ some snacks and just making each other laugh (I think I just described a picnic..),,, could u please match me w enhypen, bts, and nct (ideally nct dream but I’m not fussed) 💕🥇🧘

HI SAX!!! 😸 tysm bae, good to see you again! 💗

for enha I’m gonna match you with sunghoon! relationships where both people are sagittarius are usually quite compatible since both of you value independence and not feeling the need to be with your partner everywhere you go (your capricorn moon also means you hold your own values very high, and aren’t willing to compromise on things that are important to you). I think you and sunghoon would work well together because you’d be fine to spend some time apart, meaning that when you do meet up and go on a date it makes it all the more enjoyable for both of you! to me sunghoon seems kinda clueless when it comes to romance LMAO so I think your trait of being affectionate as well as your pisces rising would work well with that as it could def help him figure out where and when to show affection/romantic gestures (I hope that makes sense…)

I’m matching you with taehyung from bts! although capricorn’s and sagittarius’ aren’t necessarily known for compatibility, they can make for a really enriching relationship. sag’s tend to be a bit more rebellious whereas cap’s are usually rule followers, BUT since you are sentimental and very kind-hearted I think you would mesh with tae’s personality, and the two of you would def learn to try new things together. also tae would literally spoil the FUCK out of you oh my god he’s such an aesthetic whore so trust watching the sunrise on the roof of your shared apartment building would be a weekly occurrence for SURE.

jaemin is your match from nct dream! sag and leo make a reallyyyy passionate relationship and although leo’s can sometimes become a bit bossy, your cap moon will come in handy when it comes to standing your ground. jaemin seems like a guy who loves HARD, like head over heels kinda vibe, so your traits of being affectionate and easily excitable would def make him super happy in this relationship!

HOPE YOU AGREE W THESE SAX MWAH LOVE YOU 😻💗

[itsallyscorner]

Ik someone else already asked for like a delivery part (and honestly, that would be amazing. Like imagine the girls reacting to Baby Mix casually dropping it in their chat). But, also imagine Tom and Y/N haven’t released anything to the public and Perrie (my loose-lipped queen) let’s it spill over a virtual interview or something, how chaotic would that be????

Anyway, I truly loved your Baby Mix stories. You’re combining two of my favourite things so effortlessly. Thank you💜💜💜

Hello my love! So sorry for the long wait, I hope you don’t mind! Thank you for requesting this and being so patient with me❤️ I’m so glad you’re enjoying the Little Mix reader! stories🥰 I haven’t written a delivery part yet but I already had an idea of how I wanted to write this so...here ya go! Happy reading🤎🧸

💌.

Meet Aunty Pez

She would be the best aunty in the world, ugh🥺 Also I’m so sorry I haven’t been active, school has been keeping me busy, but hopefully it’ll ease up soon! Sending all my love to all of you💞

At 3:14am, on an early Monday morning, the bundle of joy that you and Tom have been waiting nine months for has finally arrived. After hours of enduring pain and labor, Amelia May Holland was born. Weighing at 7.5 lbs, she had the same bright chocolate colored eyes as her father, gorgeous brown hair, a mix of your and Tom’s nose, and thankfully she inherited your lips. She was a precious little thing, always cradled in the arms of either of her parents, since they both couldn’t believe she was finally in the real world with them.

The sun casted soft rays of light into the hospital room you and your little family occupied. The warm light added to the peaceful atmosphere you were all currently in. You were sat against the hospital bed, cradling Amelia in your arms, while you and Tom stared at her in fascination. You lean your head against Tom’s shoulder, eyes never leaving your baby girl, who’s nose momentarily scrunched up.

Softly chuckling, you glance at Tom, “Not even a day old and she’s already doing a habit of yours.” The gentle smile grows even wider on Tom’s lips, a sense of pride rushing through his veins.

“Well she’s definitely her father’s daughter.” He hums, his arm around your shoulder pulls you flush against his chest. Tom hides his face in the crook of your neck, placing feather light kisses onto your skin trailing down to your shoulder, where he rests his chin.

“I can’t believe we made her. Isn’t she the most gorgeous baby in the world?” He speaks in a hushed voice, cautious of startling his newborn daughter awake. He gazes at Amelia with a fond expression on his face, large fingers gingerly reaching out to softly stroke the back of his baby’s hand. She’s only been here a few hours and she’s already wrapped him around her dainty little fingers. He would go to extreme measures to do anything for her and to make sure she lived the best life she can. She was to be treated like a princess in his eyes; because she was his princess and you’ve been bumped up to be his queen.

“She’s all we’ve ever wanted.” You turn to face Tom over your shoulder. The whole morning, ever since you gave birth, the two of you spent most of the time admiring Amelia and would burst into tears at how proud you were of each other. Not only had you both just made the most precious baby in the world, but this was a new chapter in your lives. A new experience of life with a stronger bond, full of love, and years of memories that’ll be looked back on in the future.

Tom shifts his gaze to you, the look in his eyes changing to adoration. He tenderly kisses your lips, repeating the actions a few more times before speaking. “Thank you so much for this. Thank you for being an amazing wife and giving me a family. I love you so, so, so, so, much. You have no idea.” He brushes his nose against yours, shutting his eyes, to savor the meaningful moment.

“I wouldn’t be doing this with anyone else but you. You’re gonna be such an amazing dad.” You beam at him. Tom softly chuckles, leaning his forehead against your temple, “God, I hope.”

“You will, you’ll be the best one in her eyes. I already know it.” You reassure him, pecking the corner of his mouth. You turn your attention back to Amelia, who was still sleeping peacefully in your arms.

“So when should we tell everyone?” Tom asks, resting his chin on your shoulder again. You lean the back of your head against his shoulder, making yourself comfortable in his arms.

“I think we should tell our family and friends first. I’m not ready to share her to the public yet, I want her to only be ours for now.” You quietly explain. You feel Tom smile against your skin.

“Of course, darling. Whatever you’re most comfortable with, that’s what we’ll go with.”

(Y/n)🌻: sent a photo

We thought Amelia might want to pop in and say hello to her favorite aunties for the first time!❤️

Perrie🦋: oh my goodness! Congratulations🥳🥳 I’m over the moon for the both of you!!

Oh she’s precious! Look at those cheeks!! I can’t wait to meet her🥺

Jade💜: OMG WE SHARE THE SAME NAME!!

I’m so happy for you and Tom!! You guys are going to be the most amazing parents in the world!❤️

Leigh-Anne😻: Baby Amelia, you are the most adorable baby I’ve ever seen!!!😍 Babe, you and Tom have some really good genes👀

Congrats you two!! I’m so proud of you both❤️❤️❤️

Jesy💖: Thank god Amelia got (y/n)’s genes for her lips!!😂😂 I can’t imagine another loose-lipped Holland!

I’m so happy for you guys!! I can’t believe you’re already a mum, darling🥺 We love you so much and can’t wait to see you and Baby Amelia❤️

(Y/n)🌻: You guys🥺🥺 I can’t wait to see you all and get out of this hospital! This bed isn’t doing anything for my back😭

Perrie🦋: You must be so exhausted lovey, how are you doing? I hope everything went well during delivery!

(Y/n)🌻: Very painful, I felt like I was about to pass out omg😭 The doctor kept on telling me to push, I didn’t know if I was shitting myself or pushing the baby out😭

Tom’s been amazing the entire time. Bless him, I think I broke his hand while I was pushing :(

Jesy💖: Omg!! What was Tom’s reaction to childbirth?!!

(Y/n)🌻: If you thought he couldn’t get even paler, you thought wrong! He was as white as the walls in the room😭😭 He was a good sport through it all though!

Also, Amelia’s crying. I’ve got to go, I’ll talk to you girls soon!! And good luck with the interview today, you guys are gonna smash it xx

Perrie🦋: Don’t worry about us! You’re officially on maternity leave now! We’ll send your regards for the interviewer❤️

Leigh-Anne😻: Look at our baby mama! We love you❤️❤️❤️

Jade💜: Say hello to baby Amelia and that Aunty Jade loves her🥰

Jesy💖: ^Kiss ass, she’s not even a day old and the competition for best Aunty has already begun smh.

Bye darling, we’ll catch up with you soon❤️

You smiled at your screen before turning it off and placing it onto the table beside your bed. Tom was pacing the room, cradling Amelia against his chest. He was gently rocking her back and forth, alternating from shushing her to humming some sort of tune underneath his breath. You sat back and admired the curly headed boy that’s claimed your heart. Not only was he the love of your life but he was also the father of your child. Sure you guys were young, both in your late 20s, but the daddy role definitely fit Tom perfectly.

Tom must’ve felt your stare because he turned around and sent you a tired smile. He walked towards your bed and motioned for you to lay down. Using one had to cradle Amelia, he used the other to help you get comfy in the hospital bed. Still with one hand, he fixed your hair on the pillow so that it was away from your face. His large calloused hand cradled your jaw, “Get some sleep, darling. I know how tired you are.”

You pouted at him, “But what about Amelia?” He shook his head, his thumb stroking your cheek, “Don’t worry about it, I’ll try and get her to sleep. You just close your pretty eyes and get some rest in.”

“What if she’s hungry?”

“If she doesn’t fall asleep, then I’ll wake you up. Just please get some sleep, love. You haven’t taken a proper nap since this morning and I know you’re already close to knocking out.” He reasoned with pleading eyes. You sigh finally giving in, lazily nodding in response. Tom beams at you and leans down to place a tender kiss onto your lips.

“I love you both.” You mumble against his lips. He pecks your lips once more, “And we love you too, mummy.” The moment you closed your eyes, you were out like a light.

You managed to take a nap for about half an hour until you felt a few pats on your shoulder. You were immediately awake, turning your head to look for Amelia. You looked at the hospital bassinet, where you could see her sleeping peacefully.

“What’s wrong?” You ask Tom. He was sat beside your bed with his phone held in his hand watching something.

“I’m so sorry for waking you, but you should see this.” He apologized with a pitiful smile. He scoots closer to the bed so you can look at the screen. Your brows furrow together in question as you stare at Tom; it was the girls’ interview.

“Just watch.”

“Hello ladies! Thank you for joining me today!” The interviewer started. A round of “hellos” and waves were seen on the recorded Zoom session.

“Thank you for having us!” Leigh-Anne said.

“Yeah, it’s always a pleasure to be on your show, Zach.” Jade gushed. Zach made a show of flattery making them all laugh.

“I mean I guess I should start by asking how are all of you?”

Jesy was the first to answer, “I’d say we’re all doing pretty good, aren’t we girls? You know—just trying to get by especially with all that’s going on in the world.”

Perrie agreed, “Yeah, we’re lucky enough to be healthy and have the privilege to work. So I’d say we’re very blessed and making the best out of situation.”

“That’s great for you girls. AND speaking of making the best of the situation, thank you for giving us entertainment! I’ve been watching The Search and I’m absolutely obsessed.” Zach began, complimenting the show. He continued, “Although I did notice, that there’s only four of you at the moment, and in the show. How is it like to not have (y/n) around?”

Jesy pouted, the other girls having familiar reactions at the lack of your presence.

“As much as we miss her, it’s best for her and the baby to stay home and away from the public. When it comes to your career or family; family comes first, so it was totally understandable.” Jesy explained.

Jade chirped in, “Well, she’s not completely missing out. She’s had a few virtual appearances on the show and we’ve all been in contact, we always know what she’s up to.”

“How’s she doing? With the baby preparations and all?” Zach asked the girls. Their faces immediately brightened with joy, especially Perrie how squealed and clapped her hands in delight.

“Oh she’s doing wonderful, we were just texting her! She’s officially on maternity leave!” Perrie cheered. On the screen, Jesy eyed Perrie warily.

“Officially on maternity leave?”

Perrie smiled widely, “Yes, she is! She sent us a photo of the baby in our group chat and my goodness! Their baby is so cute, I just want to pinch her little cheeks!”

The three other girls’ eyes widened at the things coming out of Perrie’s mouth too stunned to say anything.

Zach squinted at Perrie, “Wait she’s already had the baby?”

“PERRIE!”

“Yeah, today actually.” The blonde answered proudly.

“PERRIE SHUT UP!”

“STOP TALKING!”

Perrie stopped, looking at the three girls offendedly, “What?”

“Oh my god, she did not.” Leigh-Anne facepalmed herself. Jade’s jaw was slack and Jesy’s eyes were wide with horror.

“Babe, do you know what you just did?” Jesy questioned Perrie, fingers pinching the bridge of her nose in stress.

You paused the video, taking in what just happened.

Tom eyed you carefully, “Your phone’s been blowing up consistently. Pez even called me to apologize, she feels really bad (y/n).”

You frowned knowing that Perrie was most likely upset at herself. You’ve been friends with Perrie for years now. It was common knowledge amongst you and the girls that if something big and secretive were to happen, you were to never tell Perrie. Not that you all wanted to leave her out on propose, she just didn’t know how to keep her mouth shut. When Perrie found things that made her happy or excited, she didn’t know how to contain her happiness. So it wasn’t completely a surprise to learn she’s told the world you and Tom were finally parents.

Tom noticed that you were still quiet, “Are you mad, darling?”

You shook your head, “No—no, I’m not mad at her. I know Perrie can get too excited sometimes.”

“So you’re okay with this?” Tom asked you, knowing that just an hour ago you said you wanted to keep Amelia away from the public. His hand reaches for yours, grasping it.

You tilted your head at the ceiling, “Yeah, I guess I am? I mean it’s not like she said Amelia’s name or anything. All she told them was that I gave birth already.” You paused and turned to look at Tom.

“Plus, I think she’s saved us the trouble of figuring out how to tell the world about Amelia.” You send him a smile. He reciprocates the action and brings your hand up to his lips, pressing a kiss to the back of it. “We don’t have to tell them anything more. All they have to know is that you’ve given birth and our little princess is healthy. Also that we’re very happy. The rest of the details will only be for us. For now.”

“For now.” You confirmed squeezing his hand. You glanced at your phone and motioned for Tom to give it to you. Scrolling through your contacts you clicked on Perrie’s name, “I guess we should call her and thank her.”

You clicked on the FaceTime icon and not even a second later, Perrie immediately answered the call.

“I am so sorry.” She apologized, hand covering her face. You chuckle at her and shake your head, “We’re actually calling you to thank you Pez.”

Her face contorts into confusion, “What do you mean thank me? I just exposed the two of you during a live interview.”

Tom poked his head into frame, “Well one, you’ve announced that Amelia’s here already, so that’s one thing off our list. And two, you just saved me months worth of relief during interviews. Now that everyone knows we have a baby, I don’t need to be scared of accidentally slipping it out when I have to do promos!”

The blonde looked between both you and Tom I’m disbelief, “Are you kidding me? If I knew you two would’ve responded this way I wouldn’t have been spending the last hour beating myself up for it.”

You laughed smiling at her. Perrie beamed at the both of you, “For just delivering a baby, you look gorgeous hun. You’re glowing.”

“Aw thank you, lovey.” You look at Amelia from the corner of your eye. “Do you wanna see her?” Perrie eagerly nods at the camera. Tom takes the camera and rounds your bed to the bassinet. Aiming the camera above Amelia he said, “Amelia, meet Aunty Pez.”

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[moonslove7]

Hi :3 Can I request a post Hogwarts (both married) reader cooking with no magic and running a bubble bath for professor Remus after he goes back home from his first day of teaching classes at Hogwarts.

Istg Professor Remus is my ultimate soft spot so yeah, just know I am blushing the entire time while writing this. Also Imma pretend you have like a family inherited cottage thing somewhere near hogwarts for this and remus doesnt like staying at hogwarts bc he would miss you also idk how to cook so you can just make up the food.

“(Y/n)! I’m home!” 

The sound of your husband Remus announcing he had finally come home, you were in the kitchen, cooking dinner, the smell louring him into the kitchen while he held his briefcase and had his robes still on, he watched you for a second as you kept looking at the oven making sure nothing was being burnt and then you turned around and smiled at the handsome professor.

“Hey Rem, how was the first day?” You asked pressing your lips to his gently, he put his briefcase down on one of the chairs at the table, took your hands in his, your fingers interlocking as his smile matched yours. “It was pretty good surprisingly, it’s good to be home though.” He then pecked your lips with a kiss this time, making your smile grow, you let go of one of his hands to check up on the food.

“Here, let me help.” Remus mumbled and started to put all the ingredients you had chopped up into a pan, turning the stove on. “ Why don’t you go rest love? You’ve been at work all day.” You asked him, he shook his head ‘no’. “ I’m fine pup, I can help you finish making dinner and then we’ll both relax, you’ve been working too.” You never felt like what you did was an actual job, you helped people with divination, or sometimes they payed you to find out if someone they loved was cheating or liked them back, Remus knew how emotionally exhausting it could be, to him it was a real job.

“ You look so good in those robes by the way, I didn’t know you becoming a professor would somehow make you even more attractive but here we are,” You joked and giggled while Remus, said “Hey! Are you calling me not attractive ?” He started to walk slowly towards you to tickle your sides making your knees buckle, “No Sir, course not Sir,” You joked making Remus crack a smile and a giggle, he continued tickling you, “NO REMUS PLEASE- THE FOOD-” You tried to yell between the giggles until you were laying on the floor, Remus on his knees as he continued his torture. 

“You’re a Menace (Mr/Mrs Lupin).” He said quietly but loud enough for you to hear, he stopped tickling you to kiss you, leaning down he brought his right hand to your face to hold you while he pushed his lips onto yours making you stop giggling and instead you sighed into the kiss, bringing your hands up to play with his messy dark brown hair, before he could deepen the kiss though you mumbled his name on his lips, getting him to lean back a little so you could speak without his lips smothering yours. “Food first, that can wait my love.” You said while standing up, leaving him pouting on his knees, he stood up following you, the pout now joined with his puppy eyes. 

“Jesus Christ, people will think I married a man-child.” You sighed as you noticed his face, he smiled his pout dropping as you leaned in close to him, kissing him once more, “You love me though,” He said teasingly, going back to the stove to check on the food, you replied, “that is true, I love you very much Moony.” At your words Remus smiled while turning the stove off and took the plates out from the cupboard with you gathering the food up and placing it on the table, then putting it on the plates, Remus went to the fridge, opening it to retrieve wine he remembered you brought, he grabbed two glasses before sitting down next to you, he poured you a glass and then himself. 

“Congrats on your first day.” You held the glass up to him, to do a toast as this job seemed the best one he had managed to find in a long time that complimented him in everyway, he had history there, unsealed wounds, and he was smart enough to be a professor any day. He brought his glass to yours making a clanging noise, you both took a sip of the wine and then started to dig into the food, unconsciously yours and Remus’s hands had found each other while you ate one handily, you both held hands the entire time.

When you had both finished Remus insisted on taking the plates to the sink to wash, you both were still drinking your wine, you got up with Remus anyway, “Hey, don’t look at me like that, I’ll put away the plates and cutlery while you wash them okay?” You asked while he looked a second away from pouting again. “Okay, deal.” After ten or so minutes everything was cleaned and put away, so you took Remus’s hands in yours and pulled him towards the bathroom, the Sun had began to set as you closed the bathroom door, and Remus closed the toilet seat to sit down on it. 

“Thank Godric, I’ve been looking forward to this all day.” He says when you put the plug into the bath and began putting in relaxing bath salts and of course bubbles, turning the taps on you smiled at him as he just watched the water fill the bath. “I know Rem, that’s why I got you an extra treat.” You walked over to the cabinet that you kept the clean towels in to use and move the first towel to reveal two chocolate frogs you had managed to get during the day, you showed him the chocolate making him smile lovingly at you, “You didn’t have to do this pup, you really are too good for me.” He says while you put the frogs on the bath table at the very bottom of the bath, when the bubbles were made and the bath was full you turned the taps off and started to strip making Remus stand up and do the same. You also played a song on your phone, the one you had your first dance as a married couple to, Let’s Go Home Together by Ella Henderson and Tom Grennan.

Both standing there nude you went into the bath first, laying down and then opening your arms to invite him to join you, he stepped into the bath, grabbed the chocolate frogs and leaned back, you sat up, letting him rest his arms on your knees as he opened your chocolate and fed you it, you doing the same for him, you both closed your eyes enjoying being so close to each other while the song played quietly in the background.

‘you seem like someone I could pick a fight with, dance all night with,

Maybe you’ll like me the way I am,’

All of a sudden you felt Remus kiss your nose, then your cheeks, opening your eyes you saw the giant of a man looking at you with so much love in his eyes it made you melt, you violently kissed his face all over making him laugh. 

‘Feels like I know you so well,

You could be everything 

That I’ve been missing,

I’m coming out of my shell,

And I never do that,

How did you do that?

It feels like I’ve known you my whole life.’

You both looked at each other with pure love and affection, this song reminded you both of yourselves, how everyday you help him learn to very slowly love himself and believe maybe he is allowed to be loved the way you love him, and he helps you grow confident in yourself and realise you also deserved to be loved too, and you both always knew what the other needed without words, finding neither of you could properly relax anymore unless you were cuddling.

For Remus he fell in love with you instantly, he met you through the order, the first time you two met he would stumble over his words as he learned you had managed to predict some of the death eaters attacks saving a few people including fellow members of the order, you radiated such warmth and comfort as you talked to him about your life that night and he did the same leaving his little furry problem alone for now, he even saw Sirius grinning at the two of you, knowing you two instantly clicked and connected. He didn’t need a tarot deck to figure out you both were drawn and comforting to each other.

‘I’m never that good in a crowded room, 

But everything stopped when I first saw you,

You seem like someone I could, 

Be myself with, 

No defences,

Maybe you like me the way I am,’

After Remus had told you about his condition, the full moon after that brought him to tears, because he didn’t expect you to stick around but you had gone above and beyond, helping him to his room, running a bath for him, massaging his shoulders and bandaging any wounds, you even made him some food and a quick drink, you would say it was nothing but to Remus it meant everything, to him it was a sign that you liked him just as he was, and he loved that a lot. It was probably at that moment he fell deeper than he thought possible in love with you.

I hope you enjoyed! Sorry it’s kinda short 

[shadyteacup]

Congrats on 300+ again Minnie!! For the event may I request Dazai with 9 please🥰💕

Also submitted by Kat @pompompurin1028: forgot to specify it was fluff prompt 9 my bad😅

Thanks Kat!♡♡♡ Jsksksk I had so much fun writing this..

Osamu Dazai + "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

Word count: 1550|| Warnings: fluff.. toothrotting fluff♡

You were never the one to get mad at your brunet man-child, for you loved him dearly and cared a bit too much for him. So, when you berated him for jumping into the bloody river, you expected him to apologise. Instead, he argued back saying, “But it looked so beautiful, with the setting sun casting an ethereal glow onto it! It was practically begging me to jump in!”

You were to your wits end. You were aware that your boyfriend wasn’t suicidal anymore, thanks to his loving words all those nights ago. You remember it like it was yesterday. You both had participated in a passionate activity of making love and had ended up wrapped in each other’s arms as the soft rays of the moon shone down on your tired bodies. Dazai had propped himself up on his elbows to look at you; he had kissed you gently.

“I had no purpose in life, Y/N. But now that I have you, I don’t think I want to die anymore. You make me want to live, dear.”

That was the happiest time of your life. You wouldn’t trade that moment for anything in this world. Those three sentences meant so much to you. You’ll guard them in the deepest parts of your heart, forever.

This also means that whenever Dazai decides to plop himself in the river, it is for comical purposes.

“It adds to my aesthetic!”, he had said.

Well, damn him and his stupid aesthetics. He could actually drown if he kept up this stupidity! You were so bloody mad at him. He had rubbished off your concern by saying that nothing in this world can kill a previously suicidal man, but himself. How much you wanted to believe in his nonsense, only you knew. So, you decided to ignore him. You hoped that giving him the cold shoulder would make him fall to his knees, and perhaps, hopefully, make him promise to never risk his life ever again.

The multiple text messages on your phone were proof that your plan was, in fact, working!

Your phoned buzzed again, alerting you of another message. You usually had your read-receipts off, but you had turned them on specially for him; to show him that you’re leaving him on read.

Idiot [5:04 pm]

Belladonna, please reply!

Idiot [5:05 pm]

Please! I know what you’re doing! You’re ignoring me and it hurts!

Idiot [5:06]

I can’t believe you turned your read-receipts on just to spite me :(

Idiot [5:07] missed call.

Idiot [5:08]

At least tell me when you’re coming home? Doesn’t your shift end at 5? Are you on the way?

You were, in fact, done for the day. You were just about to pack up and head home. Grinning, you eagerly put your laptop in the bag, arranging your documents and preparing to leave. Ignoring him hurt, but it also felt good to have his undivided attention. You were planning to go home and give him a tight hug, then proceed to force a promise out of him.

You rushed out, making your way home as quickly as possible. Upon reaching the door, you were surprised to find it slightly ajar. There was a sticky note on the door. Pulling it off, you read it.

‘In the washroom. Do not disturb.’

You furrowed your brows at this. He knew you had a key, so why did he go through the trouble of opening the door for you and writing a note? Unless the point was to keep you from interrupting him? Was he giving you the cold shoulder?

Pushing it open, you walk home to find a bowl of macaroni on the table. You smiled at the sweet gesture, only to drop it at the sight that unfolded.

There, lying next to the bowl, laid an empty bowl, that had clearly been used. He had gone ahead and had dinner without you.

You dropped your coat and bag on the centre table, not bothering to place them in their dedicated places. Rushing over to the bathroom, you halted. You could hear the shower running. He never took a shower so early. He always fussed about showering just before bed, as it makes him feel sleepy.

Knocking, you waited for a reply.

“Dazai? I’m home!”

You heard no reply, so you tried opening the door, worried, only to find it locked.

“Did you read the note?”, came his voice from inside.

“Yeah! What about it?”

“Adhere to it.”

You were left baffled. Was he mad at you? For what exactly? Was he mad because you cared, or because he didn’t want to apologise?

Huffing, you crossed your arms and continued freshening up. If he wanted to get mad at you for caring for him, then he could remain mad.

You finally changed and seated yourself on the sofa, turning the TV on, and trying to find a good movie to watch. Your stomach growled loudly, but you ignored it, not wanting to eat what he had made for you. You were mad at him for being mad at you, and you wanted to maintain your anger.

When he finally stepped out of the shower, he walked to the living room and stood staring at you. His gaze pierced into you, but you tried not to look at him. He kept boring holes into you. Finally giving up, you looked at him.

“What?”

He gave you a look and looked away.

You scoffed.

“Honestly, Osamu, what do you want?”

He crossed his arms. Remaining silent.

Throwing your arms in the air, you resumed your movie.

He came and sat next to you, leaving too much space between your bodies. It irked you. You decided to ignore him, and continued watching the movie in silence. After about fifteen minutes, he came to stand in front of you, blocking the screen.

You paused the movie, again, and kept your chin your palm, giving him a bored look.

“What is it? Don’t you want to go to sleep, or something?”

“I’m hungry.”

‘Finally!’, you thought, ‘He’s finally saying something!’.

“I thought you ate already?”

“That’s not what I mean.”

He looked like a such a child at the moment. His hair was messy and parts of it were slightly damp. His expression was super adorable. He looked mad, but you could tell that he was upset. It was the look of a child when he knows he’s wrong but doesn’t want to accept the punishment. It did little to calm you down, though. You were mad at him for eating dinner without you, ignoring you and being mean.

“God, Dazai, what is your point here? Or is your aim to simply annoy me? Because believe me, it’s working.”

He huffed and mumbled something.

“What was that?”

He sighed.

“I said, I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

He tried to avoid your gaze, but you could easily spot the blush creeping up on his cheeks. He was embarrassed. It was too adorable a sight to ignore.

Chuckling, you opened your arms for him climb into your embrace. He hid his face in the crook of your neck. You hugged him tight, kissed his tousled locks and inhaled his scent. You had missed this so much.

“I’m still mad at you, you know.”

“I know.”

“Do you not even want to know why?”

He stayed hidden in your hair, but mumbled out a reply, nonetheless.

“You’re mad because I don’t care for myself and because you can’t appreciate the beauty of my aesthetic.”

You rolled your eyes.

“Just promise to take care of yourself, please. I really love you; I don’t know what I’d do without you...”

He hugged you tighter, touched by your genuine words.

“I promise.”

Smiling, you thread your fingers through his hair. He was sitting on knees while you were seated on the sofa. It must have been uncomfortable for him.

“Come up.”

You shifted, making space for both of you.

He climbed up and laid his head on your lap, looking up at you.

“Did you eat yet?”, he asked.

You frowned, looking away. You knew he had eaten without you because he was mad at you, but it still hurt.

“What does it matter? I’m not hungry, anyway.”

He smiled.

“Well, I am hungry. Care to join me for dinner?”

You furrowed your brows in confusion.

“Didn’t you eat already?”

The shit eating grin on his face gave you your answer.

You gasped.

“You little shit! You dirtied the bowl to make it look like you ate, didn’t you?!”

He laughed and rolled off you to dodge your punches.

“I can’t believe it worked! Did you actually think I’d eat without you?”, he asked incredulously.

“Well, you’re one petty piece of shit, why wouldn’t I expect the worst of you?”

He placed a hand on his heart, gasping theatrically.

“Your words wound my poor heart, Bella!”

Chuckling, you fetch another bowl for yourself.

“You can have that filled bowl. I’m not having cold pasta.”

“I can just heat it in the microwave, you know?”

“Idiot.”

“But you love me!”, he said, clinging onto your arm.

Sighing, you kiss his cheek.

“Unfortunately, I do.”

Idek if this is what u wanted, but do lemme know what u think!♡

[holy-guacamoly]

hi lena darlin!! congrats on 200 my sweet friend<33 u deserve all this and more !!

for ur event, may i request for sfw and n sfw hcs for megumi<3

about me!

name: beanie

pronouns: she/her

hobbies & interests: i love to read & write (both poetry & prose for both in addition to fanfic hehe), singing & playing guitar, hammocking, binging shows, dancing, hangin’ w my friends, & finding new music !

about me: im an extrovert, esfj, 2w3, taurus sun, sag moon, aries rising ; i’m a joyful but also very melancholic person ; dont mean to be cringey but i’m an empath ; very much a people person ; love languages are physical touch, quality time, and words of affirmation

abt my kinks: into marking, impact play, spitting, choking <3 not into watersports or scat play

thank u so much again darling! i’m so happy to be a part of your milestone<3

Beanie my dear! FINALLY, I am able to do your request! I am so sorry for the long wait but I want this to turn out in something you deserve. <3 Also I'm a little dumb-dumb, but you know that already. Disclaimer: Megumi is aged up. Warnings: mentions of choking, dom/sub dynamic, spanking, degrading speech ♡ Two words: Slow Burn. I feel like Megumi would be so intimidated by your confidence when you first met. Of course, he is beyond impressed, but he never laid eyes on such a badass woman before and was shooketh to his core! Gumi's cool and calculated deminer is suddenly all gone and he is the new CEO of being a stammering mess. You initiate most at first and kind of force him to be friends lmao But over time you grew so close, doing the most adorable stuff together. You always paint each other nails, binge every show together and it often happens that you fall asleep on his couch during said activity. Let's be real, you acted as a couple the minute you started hanging out. ♡ You guys are always in denial of your romantic feelings and the build-up tension drives everyone around you insane. For months the both of you keep tiptoeing around your feelings. Your man asks you a lot of weird questions whenever another person pops up in a conversation and it cringes you to the max. "Oh...so I met this person." "Like....met-met? Like a...dating situation?" "Uhm....like, in class." "Oh." "Yeah, oh." Finally, Megumi confesses at a party, after he saw you dancing with someone else and becomes incredibly jealous. "Megumi, what the hell is wrong?" you scream at the top of your lungs as you sprint behind your best friend who is already outside. At first the raven-haired seems to ignore you but then turns around abruptly. "I can't stand to see you with them!" he shouts, tears daring to spill over his waterline. Your eyes widen. "What? Why? I don't understand..." "Because I love you, Beanie. For fucks sake! I love you!" ♡ Finally, the cat's out of the bag and Fushiguro is the most romantic boyfriend on this planet. He shares your passion for poetry and slides little notes in your bags and pockets. It's not always the biggest love confession, but rather something like "Be safe today." ♡ Definitely is the type of guy who ALWAYS makes time for you. No matter how busy he gets, this man will move trees to see you. Doesn't matter if he works/studies till midnight. He still comes over to cuddle you in your sleep. ♡ Megumi is a surprisingly good dancer. It's his most well-kept secret and you only find out after a year of dating. You actually catch him blood-handed while he moves insanely fluently to a Rosalia song. :') For a few minutes, you enjoy the show until you make yourself known, sending this poor boy into a state of pure embarrassment. But you are beyond happy that you finally have a worthy dance partner. ♡ Nose kisses! So many nose kisses! He loves to wake you up with them while he wraps his arms around you. :( Megumi buries his face in the crook of your neck and sighs contently against your skin. He feels so safe with you. "I have to get up soon, 'Gumi," you murmur against his head, earning a disappointed sound in return. "But I wanna stay here with you forever, Beanie." he sighs. ♡ Being an empath can be so draining. Luckily your man is here to keep any kind of overwhelming feelings at bay. Megumi adores you for your gift of making people happy and giving them the feeling of being understood. It's something magical really. But he knows that you soak up others' emotions easily, positive or negative. When things get rough your boyfriend gives you temple massages and lets you ramble about everything that is going on in your life. ♡ Your outfits are often color coordinated and it is the cutest thing ever! Secretly Megumi loves to make sure everyone knows you're his.

NSFW ♡ Never judge a book by its cover. Megumi may seem like a wallflower on streets, but for sure is a hoe in the sheets. :') Definitely is a Switch. This is canon! ♡ When in a Dom mood he loves to be mean. "Open up," he commands as he forcefully grabs your cheeks between his index finger and thumb. And you know better than to disobey. As your mouth forms a wide "o", Megumi lets a big pearl of spit drop into your throat. "You are such a slut, aren't you?" ♡ But Subby!Megumi is something else! I love him so much omg. He likes when you try out all kinds of toys on him. Paddles and collars are his favorites and he begs so nicely for them. :( "Six..." Megumi moans as the hard material of the paddle crashes down on his bare skin. "But honey, we are at seven. Guess we need to start over." you muse, while you pull your lover closer on his collar. ♡ Fushiguro's hands are made for choking. Call him Gumi with the choking hands. They are all veiny and strong - A sight for sore eyes. Loves to choke you just enough to make you dizzy. <3 In conclusion: You are dating your best friend and this is something really rare. The two of you are just connected by heart - Soulmates.