#yeah AU

[chillisrealwithasideof-fnaf]

some info for speppet

if you even care

more details below!

Considering how badly they failed the last time they had been used, it was a surprise to the public to see them make an appearance in the brand new pizzaplex.

All things considered, they did their job remarkably well! Early on however, engineers had to make a few specially made security bots just to help the puppet out with the more rowdy and violent kids.

They do not babysit children, or seek to interact with them often. Speppet simply keeps kids away from places they shouldn't be.

Things that they can access ranges from cameras, certain doors, and even a few extra security bots, but only in emergencies.

[an4mations]

Guys guys I'm having so many thoughts of the DCA dancing and singing to the kids....

I'VE FOUND SO MANY SONGS FOR IT *explodes*

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[notherpuppet]

Morning After

Part 2/4

Part 1 | Part 3

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[crumplstiltskin]

some doodle

[sreppub]

jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta

[beybuniki]

i need dabi to experience the trials of being a stay-at-home adult son

[noodles-and-tea]

wait this is gonna be hilarious if im wrong (which i. probably am) but when stan went through the portal did he and little stan switch places?

You’re actually right on the money

[kyri45]

Day 1 of parenting MK: Monkey Training

It’s happening he’s uncounsciusly starting to feel FFM as his home

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

[stealingpotatoes]

tl4j but in the ot actually au would just be ahsoka shaking her head quickly in the background whenever obi-wan tries to teach luke The Jedi Way i feel

1. thank you for reading the tags and giving me an excuse to draw this and 2. i don't think luke would have time to find them in ANH, but after...

(commission info // tip jar!)

[shepscapades]

Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!