#yandereneighborwars

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IM ASSUMING THAT REQUESTS ARE OPEN?? if they arent im super sorry but like IMAGINE LIKE YAN NEIGHBOR KIRI VS YAN NEIGHBOR BAKUGOU LIKE HAVING A CHRISTMAS LIGHT FIGHT and like meanwhile reader is just like "oh i like your wreath ☺️" ?? just a thot..

OMG Bro that's literally what got me started on this idea, like the Martha May Vs Betty Lou Who in the Grinch!!! Thanks so much for being my first Ask ❤❤❤❤

Just a heads up I wrote this being in suburban au where there are no quirks

Yandere Neighbor Wars: Decorations

Bakugo💥vs Kirishima🥊

⚠[Warning: Yanderes and their behavior, competition, and implied swearing]⚠

💥🥊Before you showed up they got along as fine as any neighbor with a vacant house in between theirs would

💥🥊You’d show up one day with a friendly disposition taking your neighbor’s hearts like it was free food

💥🥊And it wouldn’t be long before they both had walked out to “spontaneously be outside” at the same time you would, seeing each other fighting for the same neighbor

💥🥊Other than Bakugo’s brash (and loud) comments about Kirishima being a stalker and Kirishima claiming Bakugo had anger issues you didn’t really notice this crazy feud between the two

💥🥊I mean sure Kirishima was very eager to give you a chair that he built one day and the next Bakugo demanded that you wear a sweater he knitted for you

💥🥊They were just your friendly neighbors...Yup nothing suspicious about the oddly specific gifts when you start running low on supplies for the house...yeah

💥🥊And when it wasn’t gifts it was just petty competition

💥🥊It started when autumn first began, Kirishima had been slaving away on his front lawn to rake, blow, and pile all the fallen leaves into a hefty pile

💥🥊You were walking in after a long day out and you witnessed the unnatural redhead finishing up his pile and you decided to compliment him

💥🥊“Hey nice pile”

💥🥊“Thanks...do ya wanna jump in it?”

💥🥊Whether you’d say no or not, you ended up running and jumping in alongside him crawling out laughing

💥🥊You and him would spend the rest of the afternoon putting the leaves back into the pile to jump into all over again

💥🥊Bakugo was watching and he was not happy

💥🥊That night he made a point to make sure his pile was even bigger

💥🥊He waited in the morning for you to walk by and compliment him on his pile, maybe stay and jump in

💥🥊You didn’t.

💥🥊Instead you hurriedly rushed out of your house with (F/B) in hand and stopped to look at his porch

💥🥊“I like your pumpkins.”

💥🥊You left after that and even though he was mad you didn’t even look at his leaves, you liked the pumpkins he’d littered around his porch

💥🥊Getting those early, to beat the snotty nose rugrats was the best idea ever

💥🥊Kirishima would not only witness your simple complimenting but your follow up on asking Bakugo to help you pick some for your porch

💥🥊How seriously unfair!

💥🥊And this would go back and forth through Halloween to Thanksgiving

💥🥊Finally after a momentary truce they agreed that whoever had the seemingly better Christmas display on their house would have the honor of having you over for dinner and subsequently relocating you to your new forever home

Although I totally agree and love the clueless (Y/n) I think it’d be pretty funny if it went like this:

Kirishima’s house was decked in green and red lights that showed off the decorated tree he had in his yard. With his blown up reindeer on the roof and a Santa waving happily near his tree with the accumulated lights on the bushes, his door and even the mailbox, he was confident.

“Yours looks like Santa %$#@&*! all over your yard.”

Kirishima turned around in surprise to see the unimpressed look on his rival's face. “I didn’t ask you, Anger issues.”

“What’d you call me?!”

“Nothing, geez. Are you done decorating? Yours looks like some demented modern retake on Christmas.” Kirishima said, gesturing towards Bakugo’s house. His house had fake icicles on his garage and a giant frosty standing between to completely lit up blue and white Christmas trees along with a Santa Claus decoration hanging off the roof.

“The theme is blue and white. Something a hair-for-brains like you wouldn’t understand.”

“You know what-”

Your car was coming down the street! Bakugo ran back to his house and Kirishima stood in place to fiddle with a giant candy cane he had. And as you stepped out of your car to trudge to your doorway both of them were waiting for you to say their name out of that pretty little mouth.

“Kiri,Baku”They looked up to see you addressing both of them in adorable nicknames and all the while waving a hand to keep their attention,”I like your Santa and I like your reindeer.” You disappeared behind your door leaving the decision to the two demons rhat you had for neighbors.

“She said mine first!”

“She called me first!”

Whisper shouting to settle for their prize they miss how you walk out again with a box. “Ooof” you grunted catching the boys’ attention. You positioned yourself to kick it towards your house before getting a running start. Both watched your every move as you beautifully punted the gift box into your house. They watched as tons of lights, ornaments, and blow up figures attached themselves to your house easily outshining and ultimately out-decorating their own.

Their jaws drop as you spend literal seconds doing work that took them hours if not days. “My brother is an inventor,” you explain, ”making decorating the easiest part of Christmas is child's-play for him.” Still unable to process the absolute bling that is your house you pop the question

“So by the way would you guys be willing to come over for Christmas dinner?”

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Not sure if you're taking requests (If your not, I'm sorry and hope you have a good day or night), but if you are, could you do a yandere neighbor war with Deku and Bakugo? I've been really hooked on those! if possible could you do something like reader has an extra ticket to the movies and the boys spend all week trying to get her to give them the ticket, just for reader to give it to their cousin or someone. Even if you don't want to do this I thank you for your time and still hope you have a good day or night ❤❤❤

OOOOH I love this its so perfect

Thanks so much for asking!!!

Hope you enjoy🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Yandere Neighbor Wars: Movie Ticket for Me?

Bakugo💥vs Midoriya 🥦

💥🥦“I know. Right. At least he could have followed through on wanting to go…geez made me pay for him too.”

💥🥦You were venting, on the phone with your friend

💥🥦And Bakugo was listening from the outside of your window

💥🥦From what he could hear was that your date had fallen through after somehow duping you into buying for both his and your tickets

💥🥦He’d be sure to get the limp-freak’s name somehow

💥🥦He watched as you went to bed, before returning to his own house to catch some Z’s

💥🥦He fell asleep with a smug grin; he had a lag up against that annoying Deku

💥🥦“I’m free.”

💥🥦“What?”

💥🥦You both happen to be in your backyards at the same time; you building something and him in his garden

💥🥦He rolled his eyes at you like you were the one being weird

💥🥦“Its like I said if you got anything going on I’m free.”

💥🥦“Daww is the cute wittle baby Bakugo asking me to hang out?”

💥🥦Back in highscool he would have sworn up and down that that was not what he wanted but after all these years he wouldn’t deny his feelings

💥🥦He tsked as he could hear your teases from beyond the fence

💥🥦He couldn’t but smile at the sound of your joy ringing out

💥🥦With a crimson stare peeking over the pickets of the fence to look at you

💥🥦“Wanna go to a-” CRASH

💥🥦" Oh sorry! I'm just renovating." 💥🥦Big green haired (hunk) neighbor was carrying out the remains of a dresser the rest was on the floor 💥🥦"It's fine Izu. Hey are you by any chance renovating your living room

💥🥦"Yeah" 💥🥦The rest of your conversation with him was just pure banter about houses, renovating them, and whatnot 💥🥦All Bakugo knew was that somehow someway Deku knew about the tickets 💥🥦Why else would he so obviously drop that dresser right when you were going to ask

💥🥦"What was that you were going to say?"

💥🥦"I was saying something? Well I don't remember..." 💥🥦Great.

💥🥦On the other side of your house your other neighbor was just as peeved

💥🥦I can't believe you'd do this, honey!

💥🥦He went to his watchtower where he played the recording again

💥🥦"Tickets to see No Way Home. I mean who do I know is going to want to go to a superhero movie on a weeknight."

💥🥦He knew his chance would have to be soon you only had one more day

💥🥦"Hey (Y/n) how’ve you been lately?"

💥🥦You were on the lawn taking down some kid's frisbee from your roof, he was getting back from work

💥🥦"Oh...uh...I've been pretty good. You?"

💥🥦You were distracted and wearing legging that hugged you just right

💥🥦He had to deny himself the desire to at least poke the plump mounds on your behind

💥🥦*Click*

💥🥦You turned to see him taking a picture of the neighborhood cat

💥🥦You internally awed before returning to your task

💥🥦Successful, you climbed back down the ladder grabbing a magazine off your porch

💥🥦"Izuku there's some home improvement stuff in my mail, you want it?

💥🥦"Sure."

💥🥦He came onto your porch to grab the magazine also grabbing your hand in the progress

💥🥦"We-we should do something together?"

💥🥦He was rosy in the face and you giggled

💥🥦For such a muscular guy he was just so cute

💥🥦"Yeah? What'd you have in mind?" 💥🥦"Maybe we could go-" 💥🥦The sound of a lawn mower howled drowning out the rest of Izuku's suggestion 💥🥦He looked behind you at the perfectly centered rival reving up his machine 💥🥦"Omg! I just remembered something ive gotta do. I'll see you around” 💥🥦Izuku can’t help but believe that this has something to do with what he did the other day

Now that the score is even the boys have the day of to try and convince you that one of them is the right choice: Katsuki hated how often he and Deku were on the same page. He was peering through his blinds to see the green-haired neighbor hype himself to go ask you. He wasn’t as worried about Deku possibly never getting out what he needed to say. It was almost like everything around you had a way of stopping anyone from making advances towards you. If it wasn’t Izuku or him purposely sabotaging one another it was an animal or something breaking in your house. Like the guy who gave you those tickets according to Deku, who he bumped into while trying to scale the house, had apparently been hit by a car and had amnesia. That was why he cut off communications with you. He had no idea who you were and was way too focused on getting his life back on track. They both agreed to leave him out of pity but they both chalked it up to your romance curse. If this were a world where superpowers existed you’d have one barring you from romance unless you initiate it. You’ve flirted with him before and you did with Deku but neither of them have ever been able to make one back. Sure, they were able to make general compliments but nothing super obvious. He was worried this ordeal would backfire on the both of them but he still joined Deku who was still mumbling on your porch. “Shut it Deku. You're gonna scare them.” “Oh Kachaan!” Izuku squealed, “I wasn’t that loud…” Katsuki took the initiative of knocking on your door hiding his smirk as his rival fidgeted before becoming stiff as a board. You appeared in the doorway wearing a Spiderman jacket two times bigger than your typical size with some sweatpants. You definitely looked like you were ready to go to a movie theater but you smiled and asked them what they were both doing there. “W-we-w-were wond-” “We wanted to ask if-” “Auntie/Uncle (Y/n)!!!!” The two men cringed at the high pitched scream before being pushed aside by a little boy decked out in a Spiderman costume with a mask. “I’msoreadyforthismovie!!!Ihavesnackswecansmuggleinandiheardafterwardswecangogetspidermansmoothies-” The kid continued on as he latched onto your pants and pulled in excitement. You scooped him up, tickling him. “Are you ready to see the new Spiderman movie?” And there, ladies and gentlemen was your beloved romance curse. Katsuki and Izuku were going to just quietly slip away before you stopped them. “Hey are you guys doing anything today? Because if not, you can come with us.” They weren’t exactly fond of all the fussing you did over your nephew but having smoothies afterwards while the brat was sleeping was enough for them.

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The Contestants Need an Answer!!!!

Moderator Michael: ヾ(≧▽≦*)o Welcome lovely audience it is up to you which of these lovely contestants win, Team KiriBaku or Team TodoDeku.

Team Kiribaku, is there anything you'd like to say before we show your gingerbread house?

Bakugo: YEAH! YOU WORTHLESS EXTRAS BETTER CHOOSE US! YOU DON'T WANT THAT DROOL DEKU TO ASK FOR SOMETHING WEIRD!

Kirishima: Sorry, sorry about him he can be a little extra. Bakugo can you stop your scaring the-

Bakugo: WHO YOU CALLIN' AN EXTRA!!!??

Moderator Michael: ￣へ￣ uhm ok here's the house what do you think?

Moderator Michael: Put their emojis- 🥊💥 if you think they were better than TodoDeku's

Who ever has the most wins!!!

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Contestants Need an Answer Pt. II

Moderator Michael: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Last group huh strange dynamic those two

Team TodoDeku have anything you want to say?

Deku: PICK ME! PICK ME DARLING! YOUR GONNA PICK ME RIGHT DARLING? Y'KNOW KAACHAN'S A BULLY RIGHT? IT'D BE REALLY MESSED UP IF YOU REALLY LET US LOSE TO A BULLY!

Todoroki: Love, your scaring them. Stop it. Please~

Moderator Michael: ಠ_ಠ I have no Idea what y'all see in these two anyway... here it is

Once Again the votes with the most of their own emojis-🔥❄🥦