#yandere jester

[peoplesgraves]

Imagine being a Royal who can’t escape obsession

Yandere Knight who’s been trained for the honor of protecting the royals their entire life. Who’s had any semblance of self beaten out of them instead being filled with nothing but reverence for their favorite. At first their obsession is devoid of romance, solely based on their divine duty to protect you. They’re happy just to stay by your side and content with forgoing their own life in favor of yours. That would all change the moment they actually get hurt protecting you. They expect to be broken just like when they were a kid, destroyed and remade stronger, better for you. Instead you are gentle and kind, you help nurse their wounds and their obsession transitions from one of duty to one of love. No longer content to die for you, now they must live for you, their beloved royal. No matter how many people they have to cut down your knight will never forsake their love.

Yandere Advisor a few years older than you but much much younger than your other advisors. They were a prodigy, groomed from a simple stable hand to the person they were today. Their incredible intelligence, tactical mind and people skills make them invaluable to the kingdom but they find themself laying awake night after night. Not worrying for the people but for you instead. They care not for the opinion of other royals or their peers but only of yours. They view everyone as below them, sure their friendly and compassionate on the surface but below the skin lies a bubbling darkness. Every meeting with you that’s interrupted by some silly problem or royal ball they’re forced to miss due to work, they find their facade cracking. They contemplate abandoning the wretched kingdom you loved, whisking you far far away so they can finally have what they love. For now though they’ll wear their cracked mask and guide you as gently as they can, both in your role as a royal and towards your devoted advisor.

Your families resident Yandere Wizard is a strange creature. Equally out of their mind as they are terrifyingly cunning. They slip between the two states so easily that it’s not quite clear which is their true self, maybe they’re both just hiding what truly lurks below their calculating eyes and outrageous outfits. Despite being perfectly capable of turning whatever enemy crossed their path into nothing more than a pile of dust, they prefer to use their magic in more…joyful ways. Turning your dress into whatever color you fancied at the moment or making flowers appears out of thin air whenever you seemed down. Some may call it a waste of their gift but they knew the truth, knew that nothing was a waste if it was done for love. They turn their tower into an inviting place for you and makes sure you know you’re always welcome, that they’ll always have time for their royal. They contemplate keeping you up in their tower forever and using their magic to bring you bliss until the end of days. They would give you whatever you wanted because all they wanted was you.

A Yandere Witch who’d started as a simple forest witch. Content to live in her small cabin among the trees and animals, only ever going into the royal city when they needed supplies or to sell off potions at the marketplace. Sometimes people would come to them for help with their maladies or to try and observe their strange skills for themselves and usually they’d abide before sending them on their way and going back to their solitude. Lately though their solitude wasn’t the great comfort it had once been. Something was missing or rather someone. They found themself going into the royal city more and more, not just flitting in and out of the market place but becoming a frequent fixture. So frequent in fact that under cover of night and a cloak you’d come to seek them, hearing of their skills on one of your visits to greet the subjects. They indulged you, allowing you to watch their work until the sun starts to peak through the horizon and to their joy you keep coming back whenever you can. They becomes so fond of your company that they consider getting rid of that pesky wizard of yours and offering themself for the royal court instead.

A Yandere Maid and your closest confidant, a fact they very much likes to rub in to anyone who will listen. They’d been raised for this since birth, the knight was raised to protect you sure but they were raised to serve. To handle every tedious, boring or undesirable aspect of your life so you’d never be anything less than content. It was a job they took very seriously, keeping detailed lists of what you liked and didn’t like, paying the shadiest people to vet any new people you came into contact with before you ever met them and of course helping in more normal ways too. Because you trust them so implicitly it’s startlingly easy to get rid of any favors of affection from anyone else, after all you didn’t need anyone else. Only they could take care of you the way you needed, it was their purpose, you were their purpose.

The Yandere Jester is perhaps the least assuming of yanderes. Always joking and smiling and laughing and prodding oh so subtly. Telling you stories of when they were sent to the gallows and their escape even fantastical tales of robbed royals, mysterious murders and other various crimes and misfortunes. Ultimately these were assumed to be humorous fibs from a misguided jester but still some nobles would whisper theories while looking at the jester fearfully, saying they were an escaped madman or perhaps a demon in human form. Truthfully no one but you seemed to like them much, always acting as if they were a rabid bloodthirsty beast and they were, to anyone else at least. To you they were a lapdog, hungry only for your laughter and joy. Eventually their stories get to be less about the past and more about the future, talks of how funny it’d be to steal away their beloved and leave all these silly nobles heads spinning. They don’t sound quite as funny telling that one, but still you smile politely and they love you even more for it.

Yandere Suitors sent from other kingdoms, mostly weaker ones seeking to form an alliance but also a few from stronger kingdoms, even empires who simply had a spare and figured it couldn’t hurt or needed agreements on something specific from your kingdom such as a rare resource. Eventually as more and more suitors came and then refused to return home even after rejection, they ended up as more of an unwanted harem situation. Constantly making and breaking alliances with each other to try and gain favor, flitting around the palace ordering servants around to make sure everything perfect all the time for you. Each trying to be seen as the best spouse for you, dreaming of the day you pick them and send the rest home, in pieces if required. Always whispering gossip in your ear, offering to warm your bed or accompany you out of the palace. Theyd do anything to be your favorite, just one step closer.

Throngs of adoring, Yandere Royal Subjects, even people from the far away villages and outer edge territories make their way to the royal city when you make a grand appearance in town. Cheering and waving colorful flags made from scrap, some huddled in groups giving blessings for your safety and health hoping they’d be extra effective with you so close. Parents hold up their kids as high up as they can hoping you’d bless them through the carriage window as they’d seen you do before. People insist on giving gifts and offering, although not to you directly once the royal entourage passes many march to the castles gates and leave them there, in place for your return. While many have negative views on other royals or monarchy in general, none ever seem to extend to you, their beloved royal. Any citizen led attacks or rebellions to the crown always seem to happen when you’re away and never touch your preferred parts of the castle or castle grounds, the very worst that’d ever happened to you was when a small outlier group raided your room and stole a few things. Those same outliers were later found bled out in the middle of town,in the middle of the day, with absolutely no witnesses. Everyone in town knows what happened of course, justice was served.

Yandere Assassin who was the best, never once caught or suspected for the hundred deaths they’d directly caused, so disconnected from themself and from the world that every new identity and culture they found themself ingratiated in felt just as much like home as anywhere else, nothing felt real or right so what did it matter who they were or who they killed. Not until they were assigned to your kingdom, to your family, did they finally start to understand what it meant to be alive and just how precious life was. Years of blood on their hands hadn’t taught them to live but a week with you and their heart was beating for the first time. They mostly watched from the sidelines, acting as just another servant. They watched how the other royals misuse their power to mistreat the people, each other and most egregiously, you. They watch as the others ignore and placate you, watches as they lie and cheat and subjugate the masses and they’re disgusted. It’s amazingly easy to poison their wine, everyone who could possibly be a threat to your ascension. They know you’ll be upset for a while at the loss of your ‘family’ but they promise to be there for you and now that they’ve taken a permanent position in the castle they’ll have all the time in the world to look out for you.

A local Yandere Dragon who kidnaps you every few weeks or so. Of course the first time you’d been terrified, a huge thundering monster snatches you from your visit to the courtyard and just flies off, with you in its talons. Though once back at their surprisingly not horrible cave, you come to understand them a bit. At least more than any other human had ever bothered to. Some knights from your kingdom had stolen from their horde and they wanted whatever it was back, sure being kidnapped wasn’t great but at least they were negotiating instead of just destroying the place in revenge. They are gruff and unpracticed but ultimately harmless to you and after a guarantee of their stolen treasures return you too are returned home. Though every few weeks the dragon seems to have some new grievance that requires the beloved royal as collateral and in that time they grow to be more and more comfortable around you, their little human. Should your kingdom ever wise up to their trick and try to fight against the dragon for you it wouldn’t be pretty. Last time someone stole from their horde they negotiated, that time, they’d burn the kingdom to the ground and take what was theirs, permanently.

[carnivorousyandeere]

The Jester Twins are in that generic faux-medieval fantasy era!

[slumber-lexifer]

Here have yandere fast food restaurant logo of jester

(I'm having brain rot right now lol)

Welcome to "Jester's Heart", the fast food restaurant where our mascot, the jester, will entertain and captivate you with their tricks and jokes. But beware, the heart with an x in it is alive with this place with creatures who will go to any length to win over their beloved, y/n. Our yandere staff will serve you with a smile, but don't let their friendly demeanor fool you. Come and experience our delicious menu, but be prepared to leave with more than just a full stomach. Jester's Heart, where love and obsession meet, you don’t have to beg to stay you will have to beg it if it let you go.

[malfromtheblue]

what would Arlie's reaction be with a silly! darling psychiatrist with a goofy sense of humor like himself?

Ooh, good one!

Only drives his obsession more, for sure.

Arlie had decided to bring a horn to your session today, and every time things got too serious for his liking, he'd honk it as loud as possible. And you being the goofball you are, laughed every time.

Arlie watched as your eyes would scrunch and your cute little nose would wrinkle as you let out that contagious cackle. He beamed in pride, and boops your nose. "Sorry, Ms. (Reader)! You can continue!"

You never actually suspected that Arlie liked you, much less revolved everything he did around you. You barely knew why he was here. Cannabalism, Mass Murder, Abduction, etc. But nobody actually told you this. Everyone knew how fragile and breakable you were, and nobody had the heart to scare you off by telling you that Arlie was the craziest patient there. You always thought it was weird that they didn't give you any background information or files on your patients, but you just shrugged it off.

As for Arlie... He was just a silly, harmless guy... Right?

A silly, harmless guy who has to wear a titanium muzzle/mask so he doesn't try and eat anyone.

(all for you, love *bows*)

~ Mal💕

[yanderemommabean]

Reblogging for some new beans!

-Mommabean

Plz I need more of jester with his little human pet

The deep groans against your body send pleasant vibrations through you, your hips jerking up as the demonic jester's mouth slowly sucks and swallows. You instinctively bite on your knuckle, not wanting to be loud or to annoy the demon as he gorged himself on your hole, lewdly slurping and commenting on how good you tasted and how cute it was that you clenched down on his tongue. 

A sharp slap to your inner thigh has you cry out, wincing and wanting to kick out of habit. Jester wickedly stares up at you, baring his teeth angrily as drool shined on his chin. “Hiding from me? After all I’ve done for you? Tsk tsk tsk, my my master that’s not how you’re supposed to behave”. 

You swallow, unsure how to answer as his tongue soothes the burn where he slapped you, his teeth nipping the skin as he waits for you to respond. “Mngh- Jester! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I-I’ll be good!”. 

Your core fills with pleasant heat as the demon smirks, the tip of his tongue sliding back down to toy with your body as you writhe and try to ground yourself by gripping his hair and the sheets beneath you. 

“Atta pet~ Mmm sound so good for me, so pretty when you’re fucked stupid and begging” he purrs, sliding his fingers into you as he watches your walls swallow them, sucking him in and massaging the digits with need as he teased you. 

“If you ever hide your moans from me again, I’ll show you how much I’ve been holding back. I don’t think you’d quite survive that though” 

-Mommabean (Hope you liked! Sorry it’s kinda meh lol ) 

[heartfullofleeches]

Titus [Space Emperor Yan]: You are rejecting my marriage proposal? Surely you jest-

Jester Reader: Most days, but unfortunately for you today's my day off! ahahaha-

Titus: Mending my heart with laughter mere seconds after smashing it into a million pieces. You play a dangerous game, My Dear- One I intend not to lose.

[talkbycolor]

jester-shaped fucktoy

A/N; have you ever had sex with a clown? It sounds like honk honk with every thrust

Pairing; "Damon" x AFAB!Reader (im starting to consider to make the reader no tits, no pussy, no dick, just a barbie doll with a hole man)

CW; this is a little gross ngl, just sweaty sex / unprotected sex, semi-public sex, creampie, just like the hentais teached me / rough sex, heavy overstim, fucking like animals just like the song / circus scenario, porn without plot / this is just smut but hey, dont be shy and request something / this counts as an AU?

You were never the main attraction of the show, a jester whose only function was to demonstrate clumsiness in presentations, a cute clown.

So how did you end up spread-eagled in your dressing room?

There was a man in reddish clothes thrusting into your fat pussy, you didn't even know his name, you had barely finished the show that night when he showed up at the door of your trailer proclaiming to be a big fan.

"AH SHIT! FUCK! RIGHT THERE!" You moaned as your trembling hands tried to hold onto his shoulders, you screamed so loudly that your circus buddies could probably hear you from their trailers, the guy was huge compared to you, he grunted and howled every time his thick penis wedged itself between the folds of your abused Damn, it was like having sex with a wolf instead of the adorable fan who had sheepishly introduced himself a couple of minutes ago.

Because you had just had a performance, you were so sweaty and having sex right now only made it worse, you were melting in his arms as he fucked you against the dresser in your dressing room, practically dripping as your clown makeup ran down your cheeks, combined with sweat and pleasurable tears from being fucked so well.

"P-Please, PLEASE! I'M GOING TO PISS!" You whimpered, your body reacting on its own, saliva dripping down your chin as you begged him to slow down, your ass ached from the clash of skin and your peach was as red as your lipstick.

"Hey, is everything okay in there?" Someone knocked on the door of the trailer, which shook a little from the intense movement of the event that was happening inside. The stranger with fangs only growled when he heard a new voice wanting to interrupt the fun.

"Everything's fine! t-everything is perfect, give me a second!" You warned, putting all your effort and self-control into ensuring that your words didn't come out like the desperate screams of a whore who was being fucked at that moment.

The person outside the dressing room had probably understood the situation long before hearing you so no one else asked again.

Making out wildly with a fan inside your trailer while he put his penis in your hole was not something you had in mind due to the hectic life you had.

But hell, it wasn't something you turned down either.

Not long after, you choked a scream in his throat as you reached your orgasm, feeling like you were choking on the stranger's tongue, your breathing was erratic and your body was shaking violently, you had already come but he didn't stop, moving his hips like a dog. wanting to knot and fill you completely.

"You'd look so adorable swollen with my seed, you wouldn't mind me inseminating you, right?" He spoke between grunts, they weren't even coordinated thrusts anymore, his voice sounded so agitated as he panted like a dog in search of his orgasm.

"This fucking pussy is all mine, I'm going to fill you so many times that you won't be able to appear in any performance for a whole week, you'll spend those days getting out all the semen that I'm going to put in you" He said as he gently chewed your ear, his tongue going shamelessly on your sweaty skin, biting your neck until leaving several marks in shades of carmine and violet.

At that point he was just desperately licking every drop of sweat from your body, he was also dripping and not just semen, the splash between skin was a combination of precum and sweat, and the entire trailer smelled of sex.

"But how easy, you offer your ass to every fan who talks to you?" That sounded a little more threatening, like he was genuinely angry and the thought of you being with others was enough to make him furious.

So furious that he grabbed your hips until he left violent marks.

"F-FUCK! P-PLEASE! I HAVE NOT BEEN WITH ANYONE, ONLY WITH YOU!" You moaned between whimpers at the delicious pain, now he moved with more force, you could almost swear that you felt the head of his penis making an effort to enter your cervix.

Overexertion made you a stupid whore, you had urinated yourself even when he was pounding into you, isn't that pathetic? You were drooling shamelessly and your head was ringing as you didn't even recognize what was happening, you just knew that he felt too good despite having your cunt numb from the amount of stimulation he was receiving.

Grinding his hips against your entrance finally brought about his orgasm, cumming in large quantities until your belly looked a little more swollen, proud of that work he spread your legs in a perfect split, you were quite flexible after all.

As for you? A trembling doll that only let out pathetic gasps and his head was too screwed to be able to say coherent words, you even laughed softly.

The guy brought his forehead together with yours and kissed your lips, your lipstick was already a disaster so you returned the kiss more than gladly.

"I'm Damon, and I was serious about being a big fan…can we go on a date?"

He introduced himself even though you probably couldn't even figure out what was going on, you could only whimper with a satisfied smile.

"I… sure" You smiled exhausted.

♡

[murasakinocatt]

Choose one to protect you and the others tried to kill you

[tylerxrbtwhp]

Personal Favourite Fanfics | Genshin Impact |

Let's just get straight into it, these are listed for myself and I don't care if anyone dislikes it. Apologies if it sounded harsh. Pierro Petty Desire https://www.tumblr.com/shumidehiro/691819219914047488/petty-desire?source=share [No Name] https://serendipityandbenevolence.tumblr.com/post/714813368772509696/pierro-x-reader-gn-in-sagau-im-rushing-this-one

[No Name] https://frogchiro.tumblr.com/post/691528304613834752/your-hcs-about-pierro-and-his-behaviours-like

Oh, Sister! https://sondepoch.tumblr.com/post/689800438469492736/oh-sister-pierro-x-reader-ft-harbingers

[No Name] https://genshin-side-piece.tumblr.com/post/700576576188940288/yandere-pierro Drowning https://blueparadis.tumblr.com/post/694928022344695808/drowning-pierro

[No Name] https://popsicle-parfait.tumblr.com/post/690636491914887168/spontaneous-pierro-headcannons Sugar Coated Medicine https://teabreakpancakes.tumblr.com/post/696020148420771840/sugar-coated-medicine

[No Name] https://abbacchiosbelt.tumblr.com/post/696328744424636416/guhurehguhre-youre-so-right-abt-older-characters

The Sweet Fairy and The Bitter Fool https://thescribeoflostmemories.tumblr.com/post/697146067839582208/the-sweet-fairy-and-the-bitter-fool-pas-de-deux

[No Name] https://seakicker.tumblr.com/post/693633157162057728/m-maybe-pierro-with-fertility-goddess-pls-hear

Chess Piece https://www.tumblr.com/jessamine-rose/705894196829208576/hi-i-would-like-to-present-the-side-story-to?source=share

Disjecta Membra https://www.tumblr.com/jessamine-rose/704898782748409856/sigh-idk-what-to-say-at-this-point-im-not-even?source=share

Just Friends, Right? https://at.tumblr.com/jessamine-rose/as-your-common-mythology-enjoyer-i-always-adore/jvfu6qg8m3w3

An Old Acquaintance https://at.tumblr.com/jessamine-rose/read-disjecta-membra-and-chess-piece-here-in-my/wnyo4fzf7xd1

Misery Loves Solitude https://www.tumblr.com/jessamine-rose/734241709811269632/hear-me-out-what-is-savior-doest-cry-tears-but

Aoede https://www.tumblr.com/jessamine-rose/707593638842155008/aoede?source=share

Acquiescene https://www.tumblr.com/dear-yandere/689607844994121729/yandere-jester-x-gn-reader-tw-cockwarming?source=share

[lotusparadise0]

Some of my old art about Jester🥺🫶❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥Hope you will like it! Also, I wonder when will he back??🤔

Tag: @antagames

[inom-humanflesh]

Soo is... an interesting fellow (+PreMilo)

More lore!! Soo was one of Milo's bullies (impulsive little man with impulsive little desires tsk tsk)

[carnivorousyandeere]

IM GOING TO FUCK THE CLOWNS SILLY

(MDNI, no age in Bio DNI )

Imagining a Gin and Tonic modern clown AU scene where they just drag you into the back of their tiny little clown car and the subtitles just read [copious honking]

[kyohaku-kannen]

Sister's reaction to parents' deaths?

||𝙶𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶||

˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓 𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 'ˎ˗

𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐓 of the front door she rung the doorbell and waited. Y/n was supposed to never speak to he family again. That what Macaque and her had agreed to but when she agreed to that, she thought just her parents. There were still three family members that she absolutely adored and would never cut off. They were the ones that treated her better than her parents ever did.

She could hear the door began to unlock and soon enough the door was now open. Standing in front of her was her aunt, what confused her though was the sound of her sister. Frowning she looked over her aunt's shoulder and into the living room.

"Y/n I'm so glad your okay." Her aunt pulled her into a hug and she smiled.

"Yeah I'm alright Aunty." Y/n hugged her aunt back and looked into the home. There she could see her sister on the couch crying. There wasn't times she even really recalled seeing her sister cry as she was now.

"What is Raya doing here.." Y/n asked as she pulled away from Lucina.

"This is her home, I had to move in with your sister..I didn't end up staying with your parents.." Lucina sighed and Y/n gave a small nod at this. She had visited her aunt but in no way did she want to see nor talk to her sister. Her aunt walked into the house and gestured for her to come inside. Heaving a small sigh she followed Lucina into the house making sure to shut the front door.

"They...they didn't deserve this.."

"Questionable." Raya flinched then looked over to Y/n with surprise. Y/n held a neutral expression and simply looked down at her.

"What do you mean...they were our parents they--!"

"They were your parents.." Y/n cut her off while holding her hand up. Lucina glanced over to Y/n and a thought came to mind. She knew that Y/n had at least loved her parents despite how they treated her. Seeing her not care for their death worried her a bit and brought up a ridiculous possibility.

'I doubt it...she wouldn't do that to them..'

"I was never their child..if anything you were my parent." Y/n didn't want to admit it but the more she looked back on the past. Her parents were never there, were never the ones taking care of her. The one who took care of her was her older sister, she did things that her parents never did for her. She was too focus on trying to please her parents to even see this and now she couldn't help but feel guilty.

"I...I know they were terrible but..I miss them.." Raya muttered out her voice cracking. She clung to herself and closed her eyes with her tears still falling. Y/n stared at her older sister before letting out a small sigh.

"I'm..I've never been good to you either..if anything I des-" Raya was cut off as she'd been pulled into a hug. Opening her eyes she was left surprised to see Y/n being the one to hug her.

"Ra-...Sister you've made mistakes..maybe didn't go about things the right way at times but you are nothing like them.. You do not deserve the fate our parents met, you are better than them." Y/n spoke thinking back on the time that her sister left her when she had gotten assaulted. As hurt as she was about that she'd learned that wasn't her intention. And despite this, she stupidly didn't notice how much her sister argued for her. She never spoke out against her parents but without her paying attention or caring, Raya did all of that for her.

"We shouldn't dwell on the memory of them too long..it may not have been they're time but grieving for them will not let you live your life. They wouldn't want you to grieve for them for too long any how." Y/n sighed as she gently began to rub Raya's back. Her gaze was casted downwards, she felt a bit guilty that she did not care for her parents death. As guilty as she felt, her care for her parents died the moment they had kicked her out the house.

While she was still injured no less..

"...I'm so glad your okay." Raya sobbed out as she pulled Y/n closer and broke down. Y/n didn't react to Raya crying, just simply held her older sister. Lucina watched the two siblings with a small frown.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

This one is a bit more shorter than the other parts due to this actually not being in the notes of the old story. That being said had come up with what was supposed to happen for this. Also my apologies for not being too active, I've been dealing with some things lately. Nothing too serious though and I'm ready to get back to posting stuff!

[shroomyglloomy]

Lil jester dude I made...

Thought this'd be funny and cute as well

[preetttoussaunt]

Jevil doodles I drew in school.

♡ I was bored so I decided to draw him. And also, this is my art style and design for jevil.

[heartfullofleeches]

Murder Clown Gang and Jester Demon Reader- Specifically one that has a tiny human form, and a massive true form. They wear baggy clothes so their clothing doesn't tear when they switch back and forth.

The horny levels of these dorks would be off the scales-

-

[Blue smashes open the cage Jester Reader was locked in by their victims for the evening. Reader peaks out of their cell, gazing at the bodies of the cultists littering the floor]

Murder Clown (Pink): Ohhh- Bless your poor heart. Come here, little one. We won't hurt you.

Jester Reader: !!! [Squeezes past Pink, tripping over the cuffs of their baggy pants as they attempt to flee]

Murder Clown (Purple): Would ya look at that. They're practically swimming in those clothes.

Murder Clown(Green) - mouth covered in red: Poor thing looks like they're starving. Looks like we're the heros this evening. Hehehe - I don't mind sharing if they could use a bite....

Murder Clown (Orange): The cops will be here any second. Can't one of us just throw them over their shoulder and carry them out?

Murder Clown (Red): Give them a minute. I doubt you'd trust anyone after being stuck in a cage for god knows how long.

Murder Clown (Blue): U-uh....guys?

[Jester Reader rises to their knees, drying their tears on their sleeves as they climb to their feet. A sickening pop! can be heard as one of their arms shoots out of their sleeve. One by one, their limbs grow - the rest of their body rapidly morphing to match. Their once loose fitting clothes stretches tightly around their figure, the button of their collar narrowly missing Orange's eye as it flies off. The entire group stare at the demon - their horns scraping the roof of the basement]

Murder Clown (Purple): ......Dibs.