#yandere j'onn j'onzz

[lycheeloving]

I KNOW MY THING IS "every member of the Justice League has their own darling". BUT. all of them having the same darling is so fun too... Some slight nsfw at the end so minors dni please. (Inspired by the A Day In Life series by @couldeatthatgirlforlunch, bc it's what made me think of the yandere JL so much that I had to write something. Hope it's ok to tag you!)

I feel like they'd have a schedule. Who's allowed to hang out with you at what time? Just a meticulous schedule that accounts for every second of every day, so that nobody gets to spend more time with you than somebody else.

They try to have one group meal every day, where everyone is present. So even if it's not somebody's turn to spend one-on-one time with you, they still see you and have the opportunity to talk to you that day. They rotate through who gets to sit next to you and right across from you. Those aren't hard rules though, if you want to sit next to somebody else, they begrudgingly (or happily, depending on if you're choosing to sit next to them) follow your wishes. A good way to get back at someone who annoyed you. Green Lantern won't stop bragging about how cool he was yesterday when he took down a bad guy? Get up and tell Superman to scooch over so you can sit next to Batman. Immediately shuts Hal up. And teaches them all not to annoy you during meals if they want to sit next to you.

You sleep in someone else's room every night. That's non-negotiable unfortunately, because some of them are better to sleep next to than others. I think the Flash would move around in his sleep a lot, maybe even snore? Superman treats you like a teddy bear and you can't wriggle out of his grasp when he's sleeping. Wonder Woman probably sprawls out all over the bed so you don't have a lot of space left. Green Lantern steals the blanket. Batman would be one of the better ones, if he wasn't such a light sleeper. Every time you move the slightest bit, he wakes up. Which you wouldn't mind, if he'd only stop his creepy staring... That being said, J'onn is probably the best, quiet and unmoving like Batman, but without the staring. He could be reading your mind and watching your dreams, but that's easier to ignore.

I also think they'd get used to the situation after a while and get more lax about the schedule, get less jealous, learn how to live together! Which is a huge advantage to you as you don't have to hurry from one place to the next to "make the most of your time together" or get back to the Watchtower quickly so you don't cut into the next persons time. That would cause lots of fights in the beginning. None of them blame you, of course, but living with them is still easier when everyone is getting along.

That still leaves the question of how they go about your firsts. Your first kiss with one of them, for example. Pulling names out of a hat? Fight over it? The strongest one gets to go first, the second strongest after that, etc? Letting you decide?

Same thing with having sex. These things are very serious to them so it'd take a while until they decide how to go about it. You'll probably have accepted your place among them at that point, maybe even come to like them?

I could really see them battling it out, even if their jealousy gets better after a while, they would all still want to be the first. Nothing where they'd seriously harm each other, but are still able to determine a winner. Whoever hits the ground first loses?

But whatever it is and whoever wins, I think your first time having sex with them would be a group activity. First place gets to actually have sex with you, second place gets to hold your head in their lap and gently stroke your face, third and fourth place get to sit next to you and each hold one of your hands, everyone else has to watch from the sidelines. (alternate option for that here)

The first kiss would also be in front of everyone else, so the others can stop it from "going too far", and wait for it to be their turn. You'll be kissing non-stop until they've all had their turn (in the order they previously fought over, of course.)

I have no clue who would win though! Superman would be the obvious answer, but if they're allowed to use (tiny, non-lethal amounts of) kryptonite? It could be anyone... Who do you think would win? Or who would you want to win?

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

a day in the life where everyone tries to win reader over, maybe they heard reader mention something like how they can't stand an annoying relative asking them about a relationship over the holidays, or trying to get her the best gift?

ps i love your writing, i read it like my morning paper

A Day in Life: Christmas, Presents and Revelations

Synopsis: A day in your life full of good Christmas presents, propositions and secrets.

Pairing: Yandere!Justice League X Assistant!Gn!Reader

Tw: Implied stalking; Calling someone a manwhore; Karens in the family with traditional and conservative ideals and miserable lives; Mentions of past cheating; Mentions of past Bucky Barnes X reader; Is Hal Jordan slowly getting his redemption arc?; Slightly implied horny Reader; English is not my first language.

Word count: 2,2k

Requested? Yup.

General masterlist | A Day in Life - Series masterlist

— And it's just so annoying, like, sometimes I literally don't want to show up on these things, but I don't want to leave my mom there alone with my dad’s family. — You huffed. — My auntie’s too concerned about my romantic life, like her husband didn't get other three women pregnant at the same time she got pregnant and only married her because he would have to marry one of the four girls. — You shook your head while your co-worker laughed. — And you know what's worse? I told everyone I had a boyfriend, but Bucky cheated on me, and I didn't tell them that yet, so she's gonna think I lied and mock me like the middle-aged Regina George she is!

Unknown to you, certain people were listening, and silently, each one of them made a decision.

Your last day at work before Christmas, you were getting ready to go home, pack and take the road, when someone knocked on your office door. You looked up, seeing no other than Martian Manhunter at your door, holding a present.

— How can I help? — You hid your gritted teeth behind a polite tone.

— I came here to follow the Earth tradition of Christmas and give my loved one a present. — He stopped in front of you with a soft smile and extended the gift in your direction. You hesitated.

— You didn't have to… — You cautiously took the present from his hand.

— I also have a proposition for you. — And there it comes. — I couldn't help but overhear earlier that you were in need of a partner for a meeting with your family. — You wanted to facepalm. — I could be that person. — You sighed.

— I can't show up with an alien superhero. — You crossed your arms with a pointed look.

— As you know, I'm a shapeshifter. — You watched as he changed his appearance to look like multiple different kind of people, one moment he was a tall blonde man, the next, a black girl with braids, then an asian young guy, and so on, meaning he could look however you wanted him to. — And you can call me by whatever name you choose, even the name I adopted here on Earth… J’onn J’onnes. — He settled for his usual green alien appearance. — You widened your eyes at his confession, thinking “oh, shit”.

— Uhh…

— While you think about it, open my present, darling. — He gently pushed the present in your direction again and you, still wordless, obeyed, while mentally searching for a way out of this.

You cleared your throat and teared the paper. The feeling of destroying the wrapping paper of gifts always made you feel a little embarrassed, as if the beautiful wrapping itself was the present and you were being rude by tearing it apart. It was a silly thought.

As you finished, you found out he gave you a comic book from your favorite hero. It made you excited, but you couldn't show it much.

— Oh wow, thank you… — You coughed. — Can't even imagine how you knew it was my favorite… — You internally rolled your eyes. — Anyway, about your offer- — Another knock interrupted you, and you both looked at the door. Aquaman was there with another present in hand.

He looked suspiciously from you to the other hero and stepped forward, then focused on you.

— Whatever offer he gave you, I give you one better. Take a king to meet your family, darling. — He smirked and offered you his present. You ignored what he said, settled the comic on your desk, and opened his present. It was a necklace with charms related to the beach, like some shells, pears and fishes, all made of your favorite metal. You pursed your lips, not waiting to admit to yourself that it was pretty and you liked it more than you thought you would, just like the last gift.

— Thank you. And about your offer, I can't exactly do that. You can imagine why. — He shrugged.

— Well, you can simply take me as your completely human lighthouse keeper, Arthur. — He smirked and wrapped your shoulders with his left arm. You shuddered, thinking “God, no”. — We’ll even invite them to our beach house, darling. Right on the shore. I also have a boat. Let's impress them. — He grinned proudly, as if he was sure you couldn't deny him.

You shrugged his arm off and before anything came out of your mouth, you remembered about your auntie and her shittalking right now. She always wanted a beach house, but everyone knew your uncle prefered to spoil himself and his side-pieces than her or the kids, and yet, she felt superior to every member of the family who was single because at least she had a husband and she didn't need to work, including you.

Rubbing a beach house, a boat, and a blonde hunk himbo on her face could be nice… Even if you just offered to take only your immediate family there one day and then just pretend you broke up with him later, he and the league would still get the wrong idea.

— Knock knock, oh- What’s everyone doing here? — Flash was there and pursed his lips while looking at the three of you. You groaned internally.

— You can go, Flash, (Y/N) won't choose you. — Aquaman, or Arthur, weaved him off. Flash narrowed his eyes for a second and then turned to you, ignoring him and beaming at you, extending a gift in your direction.

— I bought you something! — You discharged the necklace behind you and took the new gift, it was a bracelet with a lightning symbol in your favorite metal. It was also pretty, you were getting tired of it.

— Thank you, Flash…

— Please, just call me Barry. — He grinned brightly. — Please ignore the stinking ugly dressed fishman and the alien still learning to act like a normal human. You can take the funny and smart forensic chemist to meet your family. — He reached up and took his mask off, you widened your eyes, at seeing his real face. Huh, you didn't think he was blonde.

You stuttered, too shocked.

— Oh God… — You thought knowing their name was worse than their faces, secret identities and all, but something about seeing a real face that was kept hidden all the time felt like a heavier burden. To make matters worse, Green Lantern showed up. — No.

— Just hear me out, please! — Everyone turned to him with annoyed expressions. — I changed, I swear! And I apologized like, a thousand times. — He cleared his throat. By your face, he knew it was the worst thing to say. — Anyway, here’s your gift. — He bit his lip while you took it from his hands and opened it with hostility. They were tickets for the next concert of one of your favorite artists, that made you feel a little bad for the way you treated him, but it didn't change what he did to you in the past.

— I… Thank you. — You were trembling with nerves at this point from all the surprises you were having.

— I heard you needed someone to bring home for the holidays…

— Uhuh.

— And your dad is a big fan of the army, right? — You blinked. It was true, but you never told them that, yet, you weren't surprised they knew that.

Where was he going with it…?

— Please, not you too.

But he took off his ring anyway, and after a moment, he was wearing civilian clothes, along with a military jacket and dogtags.

— Who better than a charming ex-air force member to present to your family? Test pilot now, I can take them flying. Actually, I can take you flying. — He winked. — Call me Hal Jordan, beautiful. — He winked and saluted you. — Also, I fought in the war.

— Dude. Just give up. They're not gonna pick you.

— I will never give up, I'm a green lantern, strong will is kind of my thing. — He looked at you again. — So, darling?

While you were staring blankly at him, someone cleared their throat.

— Be reasonable, you don't have to be humiliated today. — Wonder Woman catwalked into the room confidently. She was holding two bags from a clothes store in her hands. The amazon pushed Hal Jordan aside and stopped in front of you. She looked you up and down and smiled charmingly. — Take me with you, darling. This is for you. — She extended one of the bags to you. You took it and looked inside, then reached in and pulled it out. It was a beautiful outfit, completely on your style, and clearly of good quality. But when she pulled out what was inside the other bag, it took your attention and you looked curiously at the red wine satin dress she was holding up. — And this is what I will be wearing. — She smiled seductively. — Diana Prince, pleasure to meet you.

You couldn't help your jaw from dropping while imagining her wearing that. While some family members might not admire the sensual outfit as much, you definitely would. Secretly. Your ego would too.

Damn it, why couldn't she be more normal and less yandere?

You swallowed, looking away from her and the dress. It was finally too hard to say no, but not for the mature reasons.

At your silence, Diana’s eyebrows rose up and she tilted her head to the side, with a pleased small smile. The other men in the room groaned and started arguing loudly, but she was untouchable in front of you.

Unstoppable force, meet immovable object.

— I think I should just go home, it's getting late… — You rapidly shoved your gifts inside the bag, took your things and squeezed your way between them heroes, not even realizing how trapped you were previously, but just as you got to the door, you hit a brick wall, or Superman, as people usually call him.

You groaned and he looked at you sheepishly.

— I guess after all of that I can't offer you something much better, but I can try… — Superman took a deep breath and before you could blink, he flew away, changed clothes, and came back. One second, Superman was in front of you, the next, just a regular cute guy wearing glasses and a suit. You took a second to recognize him and understand what happened and what that meant.

Damn, who knew glasses were a good disguise.

— I'm Clark, Clark Kent. I grew up on a farm in Kansas and I work as a journalist at the Daily Planet. — He smiled shyly and gave you his gift. — I hope you like it…

You blinked and catatonically looked at the thing he gave you. Differently from the last gifts, it wasn't neatly wrapped and it had a weird shape, but by how it felt in your hands, you guessed what it was.

You expected the sight of a Superman plushie to greet you, but instead, it was a plushie of your favorite fictional superhero. The same hero from the Martian’s comic.

Well, it was cute. You would probably fall for him if you didn't know better. You held back an awed sound that wanted to spill from the back of your throat.

Suddenly, the silence was broken by all the Justice League groaning a collective and loud “GET OUT”, you looked up, confused and curious by what caused all this, surprised by seeing it was just Batman entering the room.

Huh, why did everyone react like that?

He stared at you, then at every single one of them, silently, almost disapproving, or disappointed, but then, he smirked when he looked at you again.

Batman was smirking? You flinched.

— This is for you. — He gave you a big box. It was surprisingly heavy. When you opened it, there was a very expensive and beautiful pair of shoes, something you only dreamed of having and was always on your Pinterest board. Only digital influencers and celebrities wearing it, making you jealous. But that wasn't all. There was also jewelry and a very expensive bottle of wine. You will definitely take it to the holidays to impress your family. Or maybe keep it to a very special occasion. — And there’s more from where it came from. — He reached for his cowl and your breath hitched. Never in your wildest dreams you thought this day would happen.

He took of the cowl, and in front of your was…

Bruce Wayne?!

While everyone deflated, knowing they lost, you just had to hold back your laugh, but a snort still escaped. That took everyone off for a second, including the always stoic hero in front of you, who was clearly bewildered when you couldn't hold back anymore and laughed to his face.

— You think I'm gonna show up to my family with the nacional manwhore? HA! Yeah, that's gonna impress them for the first five minutes, then I will be the dummy who’s gonna be traded for the next top model. — You shook your head, still laughing. Bruce frowned deeper. You slightly feared for your job after you bluntly called him a manwhore.

— I would never do that to you. My affairs are all to deceive the public and keep my job a secret.

— And that might be true, but my family doesn't know that! Or are you gonna tell this to everyone? Funny. Billionaires are so delusional and out of touch… — You shook your head and walked out.

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[ao3feed-brucewayne]

small yet heavy is your soul.

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/LaObcBP by lainevermore (angstyotome) As an evil scientist with a dream, you will do whatever it takes to make those dreams become a reality. The current situation you find yourself in however is an uncalculated possibility you never accounted for. //Borrower AU, title may possibly change// Words: 2175, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Kara Zor-El, Dick Grayson, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Dinah Lance, Oliver Queen, J'onn J'onzz Relationships: Bruce Wayne & Reader, Clark Kent & Reader, Dick Grayson & Reader, Diana (Wonder Woman) & Reader, Kara Zor-El & Reader Additional Tags: Reader-Insert, Team as Family, Yandere, Crack Treated Seriously, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Kinda, if you consider that baby to be, a sort of chemically altered human, who now has the gathering instincts of a squirrel read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/LaObcBP

[coolgirl32]

What does their baby's room look like. Hero edition part 2 part 3 come out remember I will not do villains because most of them are yandere or starting to turn into a yandere

Flash aka Barry Allen

What does his baby son's room look like.

Well to be honest it looks like this I had to add a few things so I think he uses super speed to make the baby's room also I think he would make it just to sleek theme he probably take a lot of pictures and show them all to the League members and probably some to the villains

Martian manhunter aka J'onn J'onzz.

What does his baby daughter's room looks like. Looks like this he would make it space themed with a little bit of Martian in it he will also put meteorology books in there to read to his daughter in Martian language so that his daughter would know about her Martian heritage

Green lantern aka hal Jordan

What does his daughter's baby room look like. Looks more like this space themed but green and a star night light some Green lantern onesies he had help from the Justice League

[anxiousnerdwritings]

Hi there! Can you do a fic with yandere!Martian Manhunter? Maybe one where she's being disobedient and J'onn gets some helpful advice from yandere!Wonder Woman or another League member? I feel like someone would tell J'onn he's too soft on her and that he needs to toughen up!

Learning The Ropes

J'onn was a late bloomer compared to the other league members, he hadn't met you till much later in his life and even then he was still so new to everything. These feelings he felt worried him, he knew what he was thinking and feeling was wrong but he couldn't stop it. He couldn't stop anything concerning you, maybe that's why he allowed you to be so disobedient, he just couldn't bring himself to do anything that could hurt you. It wasn't right, he didn't feel right doing anything like that.

Everyone knew he was having trouble with you, they all had been in his position at some point or another, it didn't help that he was so new to his feelings and increasingly negative thoughts. Especially considering that he's suppose to be the voice of reason out of all of them, it must only add to his inner conflict that he's most likely having with himself.

As stoic and cold as J'onn came off they had no doubt that he was being far too soft on you. It was understandable considering he obviously had no clue of what he was doing with you but still it wasn't the best way of adapting you to the situation. They all had had their own fair share of mishaps and they understand that he doesn't want to hurt you let alone break you but maybe that's just what you needed, at least to an extent.

They had all come to an agreement that they would have someone talk to him and if that didn't work then they would take matters into their own hands, that's what friends do right? Of course it was!

Clark was the first one to talk to him, seeing how he had been too lenient with his darling in the beginning then maybe he could help J'onn understand how a little punishment could go a long way. "Good afternoon, J'onn! How are you and Y/n?"

"Afternoon, Clark. We're fine, just needing to work out some kinks." J'onn wasn't an idiot he knew that the others were talking and he knew what they were talking about. He also knew that they all meant well but was it really their place to be interfering with his 'relationship'? They didn't know what all was going on only what they assumed, he didn't like the thought of anyone trying to insert themselves into his business, not even his friends.

"We've all been through that, J'onn, trust me. We all know what you're going through, we've been in the exact same spot as you. You're not alone in this, not one bit."

Somehow hearing that made J'onn feel some sense of relief. He guess he did have to keep in mind that they all had been through something similar if not the same, maybe it wouldn't be so bad having a little input and who better to trust but the ones closest to you. "You're right, Clark. I've been having quite a difficult time with Y/n. I don't know what to do with her or how to be with her. I just don't know."

Clark was so glad that he was finally opening up, it's always better when you can talk about these things and have the other person be able to understand completely. "I'm sure you know that we've all been talking about it, I mean it's not that hard to tell that you're having difficulties. Don't take this the wrong way, J'onn, but you're far too soft on her. You need to be more assertive, remember she's yours at the end of the day and you need to make sure she knows that. It's okay to be a little rough and firm with her, she'll understand later down the road that it was for the best, that it was what she needed."

"I don't want to hurt her, Clark. I don't want her to see me as something I'm not, as a monster. What if she hates me? What if I take it too far?" His worries were completely understandable, they had all had those exact same thoughts but if J'onn wanted this to go smoothly then he needed to make a few sacrifices along the way.

"I completely understand, J'onn, we all do. We've asked ourselves those exact same questions but if you want this to work then you have to do what you need to do. All you need to keep in mind is that this will all work out in the end, she'll know that you were oy doing what had to be done for the two of you to be happy, it will all be a distant memory soon enough."

J'onn stil wasn't sure, he knew this was all wrong but something inside him, something deep told him otherwise. Seeing his hesitation Clark continued, "If you're still not sure about what to do, we could always show you the ropes. After all, we've all been in your shoes, we've a had to do what we didn't want to but knew we had to in the long run. We'll all gladly lend a hand if that's what you need."

Maybe that would be helpful, maybe this is what needed to be done. Looking to Clark and his out stretched hand, J'onn took his own and shook it, sealing both a deal and your inevitable fate.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

small yet heavy is your soul.

by lainevermore (angstyotome) As an evil scientist with a dream, you will do whatever it takes to make those dreams become a reality. The current situation you find yourself in however is an uncalculated possibility you never accounted for. //Borrower AU, title may possibly change// Words: 2175, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Kara Zor-El, Dick Grayson, Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Dinah Lance, Oliver Queen, J'onn J'onzz Relationships: Bruce Wayne & Reader, Clark Kent & Reader, Dick Grayson & Reader, Diana (Wonder Woman) & Reader, Kara Zor-El & Reader Additional Tags: Reader-Insert, Team as Family, Yandere, Crack Treated Seriously, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Kinda, if you consider that baby to be, a sort of chemically altered human, who now has the gathering instincts of a squirrel via https://ift.tt/LaObcBP