#yandere foolish gamers

[hadthatdreamagain]

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[ozzgin]

Yandere! House Monster x Reader

Listen, I woke up in cold sweat at 4am with a vision: you and your stereotypically unavailable gamer boyfriend have moved into a new house. You find out very soon it's not as empty as you had assumed, but your worries fall on deaf ears. The tentacle monster lurking in dark corners just wants to make sure you're not lonely.

[Second Part]

Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance (mildly NSFW)

You didn't notice anything strange at first. Maybe it was considering its prey. You'd found a cheap, old house available for rent, and your boyfriend couldn't refuse the extra space for his mancave.

Oh, you poor thing. It watched your lonely evenings, your empty bed at night, your futile attempts to spend more time with your beloved partner. It had originally planned to devour your souls and await the next foolish mortals to enter its realm, but seeing your pitiful state prompted a change of heart. Metaphorical heart, of course.

It started gradually: testing the waters, or what you'd call a courting attempt. Doors opening by themselves, disembodied eyes lovingly gazing at you from the nearby walls. Dark tendrils making their way out of the shadows, just to announce its presence.

"I think this place might be cursed", you told your boyfriend one evening. "I've been stalked by amorphous silhouettes of blight and terror, and they whisper ancient blasphemies to me at night." He let out a worried shout and slapped the desk. "That's cool, babe. I'm kind of losing right now, though, so perhaps give me a minute?"

One night you were awakened from your slumber by a warm touch sliding across your body. You smiled into your pillow as the cheeky hands made their way down, fondling your curves and hungrily searching for your sensitive areas. You let out a soft moan, enjoying the moment, until you heard your boyfriend yell from the other room. Your eyes shot open.

The hands lewdly groping your privates were, in fact, tentacles. Your first reaction was to gasp, but you were quickly silenced by another slippery appendage pressing against your lips. Shh, shh. Allow the creature to do its thing, dear. Surely enough, within minutes you were a drooling mess, holding onto the sheets for dear life.

"You've been in a good mood lately", you boyfriend remarks, idly scrolling on his phone and crunching on his breakfast cereal. You ponder if you should tell him you've been fucked relentlessly by a monstrous creature inhabiting your new home. You glance at the counter and smirk, remembering how you just had to wipe your wet mess from it a few hours ago. "Keep it that way, hun, I could get used to not being pestered every hour", the man jokes with a laugh.

Does it count as cheating if your affair partner isn't really human? Although, you have to wonder if you're still dating to begin with. From the corner of your eye, you can discern faint movement above the young man, a shadow looming menacingly. The eldritch monster would not hesitate to tear your poor boyfriend apart if he tried to mess with its belonging.

[redd956]

350 Random Character Traits

Social Butterfly

Tea Drinker

Impulsive

Laid-Back

Timid

Animal Enthusiast

Apathetic

Caffeine Addict

Particular

Aloof

Book Smart

Alcoholic

Charismatic

Gym Bro

Easy Going

Perfectionist

Arrogant

Deep Sleeper

Sore Loser

Goofball

Womanizer

Pacifist

Deceitful

Scaredy Cat

Perceptive

Family Oriented

Sharpshooter

No Nonsense

Cat Lover

Money Hungry

Book Smart

Lewd

Rebellious

Obsessive

Happy Go Lucky

Heartbreaker

Superstitious

Empathetic

Feminine

Naivete

Hot Climate Lover

Intuitive

Humane

Animalistic

Motherly

Spiritual

Conspiracy Theorist

Attention Seeking

Gambler

Selfless

Close Minded

Serious

Active

Cautious

Sugary

Caring

Endearing

Nihilist

Trigger Happy

Infamous

Religious

Energetic

Androgynous

Competitive

Obedient

Hopeless Romantic

Yandere

Nonsensical

Passionate

Disorganized

Business Oriented

Survivalist

Sassy

Overconfident

Outgoing

Extrovert

Gourmand

Masculine

Fatherly

Sweet Tooth

Wine Drinker

Skeptical

Foolish

Inclusive

Cold Hearted

Loyal

Overprotective

Gothic

Optimist

Workaholic

Street Smart

Warm

Kleptomaniac

Smooth Talker

Devout

Insomniac

Accepting

Possessive

Untrustworthy

Awkward

Careless

Covert

Old Fashioned

Vague

Absent Minded

Polyglot

Confident

Environmentalist

Egotistical

Welcoming

Compassionate

Inhumane

Hyper

Cold Climate Lover

Eccentric

Rural

Polite

Anarchist

Always Tired

Open Minded

Gender Nonconforming

Insightful

Self Absorbed

Observant

Traditional

Occult Obsessed

Cheap

Stoic

Madman

Hot Headed

Mean Spirited

Calculating

Pessimist

Cunning

Humble

Smoker

Political

Colorful

Non Religious

Smug

Protective

Pyromaniac

Messy

Low Self Esteem

Popularity Obsessed

Power Tripper

Innovative

Vain

Under Pressure

Selfish

Playful

Trustworthy

Childish

Ominous

Reliable

Friendly

Uppity

Resourceful

Athletic

Zen

Expensive Taste

Cynical

Nature Lover

Cutesy

Stern

Bold

Innocent

Lawless

Classy

Honest

Suspicious

Disloyal

Vegetarian

Mischievous

Greedy

Dad Jokes Fiend

Patriarchal

Goal Oriented

Dumpster Diver

Flamboyant

Curious

People Pleaser

Formal

Secretive

Sickly

Organized

Heroic

Booming Voice

Introvert

Know-It-All

Ruthless

Sneaky

Irresponsible

Graceful

Accident Prone

Demanding

Sleazy

Backhanded

Brotherly

Sisterly

Hopeful

Militaristic

inclusive

Passive

Robotic

Co-Dependent

Contemporary

Matriarchal

Wholesome

Whimsical

Unstable

Earnest

Fighter

Technological

Prankster

Inquisitive

Fiery

Hippy

Knowledgeable

Snooty

Pure of Heart

Supportive

Kindhearted

Slothful

Dance Lover

Bitter

Gamer

Prideful

Idolized

Quarrelsome

Revealing

Disrespectful

Fair

Altruistic

Festive

Agile

Illiterate

Cheater

Unreliable

Self Aware

Daydreamer

Urbanite

Sly

Responsible

Nosy

Villainous

Grudge Holding

Stylish

Sporty

Power Hungry

Generous

Quick Learner

Destructive

Clumsy

Genuine

Sincere

Natural Leader

Trendsetter

Downer

Adventurous

Adrenaline Junkie

Nerdy

Approachable

Patient

Warmonger

Suave

Loving

Snarky

Unfair

Prey Coded

Impatient

Savior Complex

Dog Person

Aggressive

Faithless

Resiliant

Idealist

Complacent

Fearless

Sympathetic

Communal

Grateful

Dishonorable

Gun Ho

Modern

Unhinged

Unethical

Insecure

Animated

Obnoxious

Shrewd

Uneducated

Predator Coded

Inexpressive

Creative

Gun Savvy

Erratic

Charitable

Logical

Monstrous

Gossiper

Straightforward

Easily Jealous

Self-Reliant

Brave

Party Animal

Gentle

Stubborn

Respectful

Negative

Manipulative

Boba Drinker

Persuasive

Intimidating

Wise

Bully

Loner

Pushover

Hunter

Globe Trotter

Forgiving

Studious

Easily Bored

Ambitious

Fierce

Professional

Faithful

Indulgent

Sarcastic

Thrill Seeker

Revengeful

Insensitive

Car Enthusiast

Ornery

Honorable

Misunderstood

Antisocial

Merciless

Storyteller

Notorious

Oblivious

History Buff

Indifferent

Health Nut

Self Destructive

Coward

Chronically Online

Barbaric

Defiant

Merciful

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Ooh, can I ask for some platonic DSMP HCs with DreamXD & Foolish with a New God Darling who is child of the of the God of Time & the God of Sleep? Darling is basically a kid by god standards, and is almost always asleep somewhere. Darling is also one of the most promising fledgling time gods yet, and is capable of bending any reality’s time to suit their will with zero repercussions on them.

Well, say that DreamXD & Foolish are “friends” or “allies” with Darling’s parents, and they get summoned for a quest by the gods who are in charge of other gods or whatever, and Darling gets entrusted to DreamXD & Foolish for a few decades while they handle business. Darling is extremely fond of them, and isn’t upset about this little “sleep over vacation” at all.

DreamXD

* It's a miracle you're still alright with him taking care of you. XD doesn't have one single idea of what he's doing and chances are, George ends up taking care of you throughout the whole time, as XD tries to poke your eyes.

Foolish Gamers

* Foolish adores kids! He has two kids himself! He would try to make the three of you all get along. He would want his babies and you to get along. Hopefully, you can teach his children some tricks and stuff, so they would become better! He's excited!

[cartoonrival]

honestly i’m pretty sure c!sam complimented ponk’s sleeve during the batman and robin bit specifically to make him uncomfortable because he was too buddy-buddy with foolish

[ddarker-dreams]

Lock’s Yan Genshin Boy Modern AU.

Warnings: Yandere themes, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships and stalking.  Note: i’ve been inspired by otome games that i’ve been playing set in modern times... and wanted to whip something together of how i’d theoretically write for genshin boys and their “routes” for darling. credit to @cinnamonest​ (18+ blog!) for xiao twitch streamer/gamer concept... i’ve been obsessed with it these past few days.

Diluc

Trust fund kid. Diluc’s someone who you know comes from old money, but at the same time, the details of his life are sparse to come by. He has enough wealth to live lavishly, yet never seems to flaunt it. Diluc prefers to hear you talking about himself and rarely divulges information on his life. Especially not his family, he’ll dodge any question you ask about them with practiced ease. There are times where you won’t hear from him for weeks, then he just shows back up at your apartment, acting like his disappearing act isn’t strange. He’ll throw some business jargon at you should you ever press the matter. It goes without saying that he pays for all your dates, everything from trips to the local café to extravagant restaurants. You’ll find that you know nothing about him and he knows everything about you. Diluc’s content to sit there and listen to you speak for hours on end, even secretly recording some conversations just so he can hear your voice while he travels. He isn’t going to play friends for long — he’ll ask you to be his partner faster than anyone else here. You won’t get much of a visible reaction from him should you turn his confession down, just a long cold stare. He’ll start finding ways to make you financially dependent on him so you don’t have any chance but to come crawling back. Bills that he offered to help with in the past when you were in a pinch go unpaid, credit card companies start calling and demanding payments for stuff that you never bought in the first place. The stress starts accumulating with no hope of ending in sight. You’ll find yourself staring at Diluc’s contact name, left with no choice but to plead for his forgiveness and helps. He’ll sigh, making it appear like he’s mulling over the proposition, just for the rush that comes with leading you on. He’s still upset about your stinging rejection, after all. Promises to help you out on the condition you give him another shot. It’s not like you have any better choices. 

Childe 

A public defender that rarely loses cases, if ever. To your credit, you didn’t trust him much from the beginning, there’s something about the lack of light in his eyes that’s suspicious. But boy, is he insistent. Childe is so friendly with you, always showing up in areas you frequent, slinging an arm around your shoulder, and laughing like you’re old friends. It doesn’t take long for you to start ignoring your gut which is saying this guy is nothing but trouble. Your family loves him, your friends love him, everyone you know is singing his praises. Unlike Diluc, he loves talking to you about his family. While it’s true that his love for his siblings is genuine, he isn’t so foolish as not to realize the implicit trust being a family man will garner from you. He’d never do anything of dubious morality, right? He’s so great with kids! Childe might be busy, but he always finds a way to text you, multiple times a day in fact. This man is shameless. He’ll text you right in the middle of a big trial, he’s that confident in his ability to balance his relationship with you and his work. He more or less assumes you’re dating without asking you outright. He hangs out with you all the time, is on a first-name basis with your parents, so it’s basically the same as dating in his eyes. Childe’s more menacing side would come to light should you try to distance yourself from him. There are... rumors, that he has certain connections to shady organizations. He’ll laugh it off and say it’s jealous prosecutors spreading such nonsense should you ever ask. However, you’ll start to find yourself growing increasingly unsafe in your house should you reject his advances. Windows being broken in the night, your car getting keyed, minor vandalization. Stuff that shakes you up but the police don’t care enough to look into. But don’t worry, Childe’s more than happy to offer his guest bedroom up to you until you feel safer. 

Kaeya 

A charismatic reporter for the local news station. Kaeya Alberich is a man everyone in your town recognizes. He’s a regular on the evening news, well known for his sharp wit and introspective commentary. You can’t help but feel dazzled the first time you meet him in person. Kaeya’s humble enough, making conversation that doesn’t feel like small talk, almost as if you were the only person in the room. It’s beyond flattering when you realize he somehow snuck his phone number into your pocket, a cute little winky face written beneath it. You’re starstruck beyond belief. He’s flirty, yes, but it’s tasteful; just stopping shy of crossing that line into obscene. Kaeya is excellent at balancing himself like that. He knows just when to tone it back and when he can push the limits of what’s acceptable. His attraction to you is clear from the start, he never makes an effort to hide it. Yet another case of him knowing a lot about you whereas you know next to nothing about him. His past and his family are sore subjects. You’ll see him light up the most when talking about a scandal from this alcohol company, Dawn Winery something or another, which is the story that pushed him into the limelight as a reporter. Your friends will be encouraging you to date Kaeya before he even asks you out. That’s just how likable he is. Also the type to ask you out in public, which amounts to even more pressure and guilt for rejecting him. He’s completely intentional about that too. Should you try and turn his affections down, he’ll use what you opened up to him about to reel you back in. His notes on you are pristine and alphabetical. 

Zhongli 

Retired CEO of a corporate conglomerate. Zhongli’s found himself disillusioned with the lifestyle of being a CEO, and as such, shocked the entire business world by announcing an early retirement. Heads off to your town to enjoy a newfound life of peace and quiet with billions in the bank (his credit is atrocious though, he’s claimed bankruptcy too many times to count). You stopped him from getting scammed by a local multilevel marketing shmuck and he zoned in on you after that. Showering you in luxuries beyond anything you could ever hope to afford, taking you out to restaurants you couldn’t pronounce, going so far as to fly you on a private jet rather than drive one of his luxury cars. Your view on life is so different from his, he wants to pick your brain and learn everything there is to know about you. Zhongli’s interested in how you live as well. You make the man a peanut butter jelly sandwich and he’s raving about it for weeks, discussing the tartness of the jelly mixed with the savory peanut butter like some kind of Gordon Ramsey. You’ll find that he’s acquainted with more topics in history than you knew existed. The two of you could talk for hours, and while you’re more than happy to be friends, his romantic pursuits are where you’re conflicted. There’s no denying the major power imbalance should you consider being in a relationship with him. He’s never told you his age and has more zeroes in his bank account than is morally permissible. None of these concerns you raise would make much sense to him. It can be frustrating how he won’t respect your boundaries, all the while appearing so innocent that you can’t get upset with him for long. Of course, Zhongli knows what he’s doing, but he’s more than happy to appear none the wiser to conflict you further. He figures that with enough time and effort, you’ll come around and be his. His patience is unmatched in that regard. 

Albedo 

Professor at your college in biology. He’s somewhat of a cryptid on campus — nobody really knows much about him or where he’s from. Albedo does his lectures and calls it a day, wanting to immerse himself back into research rather than interacting with others. The type to reply to your detailed email explaining why you need an extension because your grandma broke her ankle with “ok -sent from Android”. No one can deny that he’s a genius though, he’s championed multiple breakthroughs in the field and there are rumors he might be a contender for a Nobel Peace Prize. Also absolutely refuses to give anyone extra credit, no matter the sob story they offer. That means more stuff to grade and he isn’t interested in wasting time like that. Then there’s you... the sole exception. Albedo can’t help but notice how cute you are, all bundled up in the library and working away until late in the night. Most people that come to his office with questions find it dark and locked. When he hears your voice after you knock, however, he swings the door wide open. Gets very flustered when interacting with you but manages to conceal it well (he’ll go off on tangents when he’s nervous). Not so subtly flexes the many awards and degrees on his wall, telling you the story behind how he got each and everyone one of them. You’re even more amazing up close; his breath gets caught in his throat every time you laugh or smile. Almost ascends to another plane of existence when you call him smart. He’s starting to work up the courage to possibly ask you out when you get a phone call. You apologize sheepishly, saying that it’s your significant other and that you really need to take the call. His dreams of no longer being an eternal bachelor are shattered on the spot. It’s okay though, he has a long-term plan; his connections in the field extend far. Depending on your major, he’ll offhandedly mention what’s more or less your dream job opening up a position under an associate of his. The stipulation of him putting in a good word for you being a date. 

Xiao 

Twitch streamer. Xiao has never done a face reveal and only uses a webcam when streaming Osu, but it’s pointed at his hand. Has an erratic streaming schedule but somehow gained a decent enough following for being top on MOBA leaderboards and the like. His Steam library is too embarrassing to look at. In real life, he’s obsessed with you, his super cute neighbor next door. You’re just a walking ray of sunshine. Xiao’s never been a fan of going outdoors, the sun burns his eyes and he doesn’t see the point. He mostly goes out to pick up packages or do grocery store runs. However, when you move in, he can’t help but start wanting to go out more; if not just for the chance to see you. Xiao stares from his window as you tend to your garden, read on the porch, or talk to your other neighbors. Your social media has already been located and put on one of his monitors, he has a special program installed to refresh the page periodically in case you posted something new. Wants to ask you out more than he wants to breathe but can’t work up the courage to do so. Anytime you have people over, he zones in on potential romantic rivals, despite having never interacted with you for more than five minutes. Plays the role of helicopter neighbor and tells you that that one pushy friend was stealing some of your stuff, or trying to take inappropriate photographs. When in reality he just wants them to be out of the picture so he can sleep easy at night. Normally, when he’s invited to social functions, he finds a way to weasel out of it. Should you be the one extending the offer, however, he’ll show up. No doubt about it. Hangs around you the most, letting you do most of the talking. In fact, he barely says a few words, mostly nodding as often as it’s socially acceptable to do so. His glare is fierce enough to chase off any person trying to inch up closer to you. 

Scaramouche 

Fashion model with a rotten personality. You’re his childhood friend, with him being far more attached to you than you ever were to him. Not that you’ll ever be privy to that knowledge. Remembers that one time when you were both like five and you said you’d marry him and never forgot it. He’s much the same as when he was a kid, in some regards; he still picks on you and is overall difficult to be around. The difference now is that he understands why he feels the way around you that he does. It hurts his pride to know after all these years of pining for you, albeit in a weird way, that you still haven’t fallen head over heels in love with him. What’s taking you so long? He has sharp, boyishly good looks, killer eyes that land him every modeling contract he wants. And you still regard him as little more than a friend while he reminiscences on your earlier days together often. Scaramouche often invites himself over to your place without forewarning, taking advantage of your kindness. He’s surprisingly amiable around the partners you’ve had over the years. They get along well, much to your disbelief, since he’s prickly with you. You never understand why your partners end up ghosting you weeks into every relationship either. Should any of them be brave to fess up how horrifyingly two-faced Scaramouche is, you can’t believe them, he’s always so nice around your partners. Scaramouche just shrugs it off with you and chalks it down to being jealousy. Tells you that you’re better without them anyway, and you’re inclined to agree. Has a bad habit of sneaking into your room at night and just... staring. It’s real creepy. Sometimes he’ll stroke your cheek, or maybe steal a shirt that smells like you, but most of the time he’s just content to stare. It’s too embarrassing him to admire you when you’re awake, after all. He doesn’t want you thinking that he likes you... psh... no way. 

Kazuha

Traveling writer with a mysterious past. He shows up near where you live on the down low, being a multiple-time bestselling author isn’t something he wants everyone to know about. Kazuha doesn’t care for fame or numbers, he just wants to get his thoughts out there, articulating them in a way only he can. He happens upon you by chance — and is instantly taken with your disposition and mannerisms. Kazuha finds you to be something of a muse. He’ll introduce himself by paying for whatever food/drink you’re purchasing, asking if the chair by your table is free. His soft-spoken nature and kind eyes bring you in right away. Your subsequent meetings are just as wonderful, almost fairytale-like; he’s a wonderful conversationalist and even better listener. Kazuha’s aided by the fact his compliments are unique and completely tailored to you; you’ve never been flirted with in that way before. He’ll ask about your life, your interests, what’s been troubling you lately. None of your talks with him feel shallow. You’ll always part with a spring in your step, feeling like you’ve met a companion that genuinely cares about you as a person. While it’s true that he does care for you, it’s in a more self-serving way. He’s a little pushy when it comes to intimacy and further progressing your relationships. It’s a good chance that you’re his first love, and as such, he has a somewhat romanticized view of how relationships work. Kazuha wants to perpetually live in the honeymoon phase and doesn’t understand that life... just really isn’t like that. You have obligations, a career/school to deal with, the works. So when you’re not constantly available to hang out when he asks, he gets hurt about it. Feels like you’re ignoring him after he was so sweet to you. You never viewed it that way, yet when he comes to you, postured drooped and lips pouting you, you can’t help but drop everything to comfort him. He feeds off you like an emotional parasite. 

[can-i-be-your-blue]

×͜×Dsmp & Mcyt×͜×

Dream

Mythical/hybrid s/o

Scents

Short hc

Dick hc

Shark dream hc

Shark dream hc 2

Dream & Ollie hc

Dream & nightmare imagine

Surfur dream hc

Yandere katsuo (dream as obsession)

Sapnap

Mythical/hybrid s/o

Scents

Dick hc

Protective instinct

Sapnap imagine

George

Scents

Dick hc

Punz

Scents

Dick hc

Wilbur

Scents

Technoblade (c! only)

Mythical/hybrid s/o

Scents

Dick hc

Yandere s/o

Karl

Scents

Dick hc

Karl imagine

Sam

Scents

Ghostbur

Eret

Scents

Dick hc

C!Philza

Scents

DreamXD

Scents

Dick hc

DreamXD imagine

Allen's coffee brandy with milk

PunzOP

♒︎ nothing here yet ♒︎

PandasPVP

☀︎ nothing hear yet ☀︎

GeorgeHD

𓆩 nothing hear yet 𓆪

Foolish Gamers

☥ nothing here yet ☥

Katsuo(dsmp oc)

Scent hc

Yandere katsuo (dream as obsession)

NSFW alphabet

Allen's coffee brandy with milk

[angy-mouse]

IM EXCITED FOR THE CHUBBY READER. VERY.

also im going to call myself out as the foolish gamers whore in your google forms. i’m a slut for himbos and we’re not getting rid of it

we have so many chubby readers everything marked with a cupcake on the nsfw masterlists (not sure if i did marked all actually... oops) if you give me a hot minute i can edit this and link some of my faves after i take care of the dishes. i am very catering to my fellow chubby readers /lh

also beating minecraft is gonna be chubby reader bc yk what im petty and skinny people have everything im not giving them a monster harem, some of these mfs are big you need some cushin for the pushin ifykwim wink wink nudge nudge. (planned big boys include iron golem, ghast, possibly magma cube or we might go the opposite direction and do alot of small ones its a long way off so havent decided, and ofc the ender dragon)

also also almost half of the responses I got were foolish, you're just like all the other whores /j

EDIT: so we got boba fett flaunting chubby reader on his lap here, big girl part 2 here, dabi lowkey tryna die via facesitting here, sapnap easing you into facesitting here, sapnap drowning his sorrows in your thighs here, kinktober size kink and body worship with punz and sap here, kinktober yandere slight feederism and size kink with dream here.

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Quackity month is here can i ask for the harem reacting to Quackity just marrying, anyone of your choice of course I just want to see the reactions 👀

Yandere Eret & Non-Yandere Quackity Feat. Everyone else

* When Eret and Quackity were originally engaged, Quackity was not ready to take that important step forward, but now? Even if Quackity was still unsure, he was so broken heart, and he needed someone to fill that void. After losing Charlie, being called a murderer by Karl and being betrayed by Purpled, alongside dream and technoblade escaping the prison, Quackity needed someone, and Eret was there, ready to love him. * Quackity was still not sure if this was what he wanted, but Quackity didn't want to spend his nights either drinking or crying himself to sleep, so. A little bit of regret was better than that. For Quackity, at least. * The first one to react to all of this was Sam. The man wanted to have a chance with Quackity now. Did Quackity not understand how much Sam loved him? One does not gift someone the arm of their ex if they are just friends. * Who was there for Quackity all the time? It was Sam. No matter what, Sam was always there, giving him a shoulder to cry at. Sam did everything to get Quackity's attention... And now, someone else had it again. * Sam hated Eret for seducing the weak Quackity. But don't worry Quackity, he will make sure that Eret breaks his heart again, and when that happens, Sam is going to be there, waiting for his turn. * A part of Foolish was pretty happy for Quackity. I mean, Eret was a good guy. Foolish knew him! But he never thought that he would... Feel jealous. He didn't when Quackity was engaged before. * Oh right, it was because Quackity still gave him physical affection then. Foolish still received love from Quackity when he was broken down but now... Now all of what they had was gone and Foolish wasn't sure what he felt. * Oh, right. Anger. Foolish felt a lot of anger that he didn't know how to process... All Foolish could do was destroy the pool table that he loved so much, as that was the place Foolish and Quackity would hang out around all that often. * Fundy understood that Quackity didn't love him. Not in the same way that Fundy loved him, at least. And Fundy understood that the man was taken, but it didn't mean that Fundy wasn't hurt when he found out that... Eret was the one who got married to Quackity. * Not only was Fundy going to see the man that he loved with another man, but that other man was Eret, someone who had to adopt Fundy but bailed on him... It looks like Fundy can never have anything that he wants. Was this a curse? * Eret didn't deserve Quackity Eret would abandon Quackity... But Fundy couldn't do anything, but cry himself to sleep, while his young son tried to comfort him every single night, saying that things will be fine. * Eret and Tubbo always got along! And Eret was a good guy, so Tubbo wasn't worried about him hurting Quackity but... Tubbo doesn't believe this relationship would be all that healthy. Quackity was never a lovey-dovey guy and Eret... Well, they were. * Tubbo believed that Quackity was only with Eret because he was hurt and needed someone to fill the hole. Even if Tubbo knew that Eret was excited about getting back with her ex, Tubbo couldn't allow this, as this was simply not what Quackity needed now. * Tubbo could only hope Eret would forgive Tubbo for ruining their relationship in the future. * Sapnap would be absolutely enraged. But not with Quackity. How could he ever hate Quackity in this situation...? Quackity was hurt and he needed someone to fill that void. But couldn't it be Sapnap who did that? * Eret was an opportunistic asshole who was prying on Quackity and pounced when Quackity was the weakest. Sapnap was going to hurt Eret. He was... He just needed to figure out a way he could do that without making it very apparent that it was him who did it. * Don't worry, Quackity. Sapnap was going to save him from that two-faced beast and then both of them could get married like they always wanted to. * Karl hated Quackity, but... Something inside, like a primal feeling that Karl couldn't explain, was eating him alive whenever he saw Eret wrapping their arms around Quackity, kissing him, and laughing with

him. * Karl hated Quackity. But what he hated more than Quackity, was seeing the man in the arms of another man... Karl was sick. This man made Karl sick... And it seemed that the only cure would be to get Quackity to his side, even if he hated the idea. * Wilbur would laugh. Please, did Quackity think he would be able to stay away from Wilbur for long? The two were freaks who couldn't stay without the other. Wilbur and Quackity needed each other, and no husband would change that. * Sure, Quackity stopped visiting Wilbur's van, but that was fine. Quackity was just lying to himself. He was lying to himself, saying that he could resist Wilbur. But no worries, one night, when Quackity gets really drunk and needs someone to keep him company, he will be there. * Wilbur knows that he is a vice that Quackity can never get rid of, or get enough of. Quackity just needs to stop lying to himself. He was never a man able to be happy in a relationship. * Technoblade had escaped from prison, so he would be able to prove to Quackity that the two could be happy. But imagine his surprise when he finds out that hey... Quackity is now a married man and the man he married was Eret. * Technoblade would be absolutely heartbroken. He could give Quackity anything he wanted. He could give him a better life than Eret. So why... Why was Technoblade never the main choice? Was he always the last resort? * Technoblade was tired of being in the backside... He was going to take Quackity to himself now. He was not going to let anyone take the man away from him. * Dream would be confused. Wasn't Quackity engaged to his best friend? What happened? Dream would want to find out more. Quackity was... Well, Quackity was someone that Dream couldn't live without anymore. * Quackity had become the only thought that Dream had. Technoblade had escaped and left Dream behind, so Quackity was the only person who hadn't abandoned him... But was he going to abandon him now because of Eret? * Dream wasn't sure what he could do to avoid this, but.. But he will keep Quackity. No matter the cost. * Purpled heard about Quackity getting married while he was traveling. It hurt him. He regretted leaving. He regretted leaving.. He wanted to go back, hug Quackity and apologize. * Purpled was just jealous of Charlie... Jealous that Charlie was his main. Purpled never had the chance to become more... Quackity had already decided that Purpled was never going to be something... * Purpled couldn't return now but... He was going to kill Eret. If he was jealous of Charlie, why wouldn't he be jealous of Eret too?

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(Same anon who sent in the ask about quackitys yandere harem reacting to him with a kid) could you do Karl, sapnap and foolishs reactions to the kid calling them dad

(Dude. Dude this is. This is so cute. And can I just say how much I love these types of asks? Especially asks related to quackity? T_T)

Karl Jacobs

* Karl would honestly adore this child after that. I mean, he always dreamed of being able to get Quackity back, and tie him down somehow so he would never be able to escape, and this was absolutely the perfect way to do so! * Quackity clearly loved this child a lot, and of course, Karl was going to use that to get Quackity back. After all the travels he had, he learned that the only way to get what he wants was through manipulation. * A part of him actually pitied the child for being stuck in such a shitty situation, but he didn't care enough about the child to abandon his own aspirations. Besides, nobody really cared about children in the kingdom. Tommy, Purpled, Ranboo, and Tubbo were clear examples of that.

Sapnap

* Sapnap would be pretty happy about it. He knows how hard it is to be an orphan and how happy you are when you finally get a family, so he would make sure to raise the kid as well as possible. * His main plan is to raise the child in a way that they would protect Quackity when they aren't near him. He wants to make the child hate everyone but Karl and Sapnap. * Maybe it's selfish to raise a child for that, but he didn't care. Besides, the child was well fed and taken care of. Who cared about anything else?

Foolish

* Foolish would be the most caring person ever. He has two children, so of course, he knows how to raise a child and make sure they are well loved. * Foolish would see him as a family man and would probably ask Quackity if he wanted to get married to him instead. Of course, using the excuse of the child needing a family for that. * Even if Foolish would use the child to manipulate Quackity, he is the most tame one compared to the other two.

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Dsmp Fundy and/or Foolish with a buff ass S/O? Like I’m talking RIPPED- Not just abs BUT THE MUSCULAR BACK <33

Fundy

* Safe. That's what Fundy felt while being with you. Not only are you attractive, but you are also caring and absolutely lovely. You are everything that Fundy wants to be. He hopes he will never lose you, otherwise, he would go crazy.

Foolish Gamers

* Foolish is honestly jealous of your muscles. He always wanted to try and work out, and become as ripped as you, but he never has the will to work out for longer than a few minutes. Guess he's just going to enjoy your looks and never have them himself...

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Yandere Dream SMP Headcanons Part 5

DreamXD

* DreamXD is a manipulative yandere. He is god, and he makes sure to use that to his advantage when it comes to you. He loves you but he also knows that he can't show that, otherwise, you will get too comfortable and will think that you can escape from him, which is not correct. * If you would reject him, he would make sure that anyone that you love would be destroyed. He is god and he will make sure that you understand his wrath if you keep rejecting him.

Foolish Gamers/Foolish

* Foolish Gamers is a protective yandere. He is a sweet and gentle person, but don't let that fool you. His past is bloody and he is capable of hurt people if it means that you will be safe. All he wants is for you to be safe and happy. There is nothing else that he wishes for. * If you would reject him, he would understand, but he would still want to protect you. Yes, you didn't accept his love, but it doesn't mean he doesn't love you anymore.

JackManifoldTV/Jack

* Jack Manifold is a manipulative yandere. He is quite a nice person! And he does care for you. But sometimes, when he thinks that you are slipping from his fingers, he will make sure to lead you back onto the path of being with him again. He knows it's not good for him to do that, but he can't help it. He doesn't want to lose you. * If you would reject him, he would be heartbroken, but he won't hurt you. He'll just guilt you into continuing being his friend and eventually, dating him.

Slimecicle/Charlie

* Slimecicle is a worshipper yandere. To him, you are so wonderful and cool! You're almost as cool as Quackity from Las Nevadas. You taught him so much and you even taught him about love! How could he not found you to be so absolutely wonderful! Here, let him give you a kiss! * If you would reject him, he honestly wouldn't understand what that means. Does that mean that you will be with him later on? That's cool! He can wait!

The Egg/Crimson

* The Egg is a manipulative yandere. From the moment that the Egg had seen you, it knew that it needed you in its empire. You would have been a wonderful addition. Besides, some of its members were getting lonely, so how could it not bring someone as sweet as you in? * If you would reject it, it would get very angry and force you to join. If you didn't want to join by your will, then it will make you join by force.

Ghost Mexican Dream/Garlos

* Garlos is a dependent yandere. Unlike Carlos, Garlos is a little bit more serious, but he still keeps his usual playful nature. He knows that you are someone who he can depend on and he does. After he died, you were the only person that he felt comfortable and safe with. * If you would reject him, he would make sure to hunt you either way. He loves you and he wants to be with you. He won't leave you alone until you finally say yes to his love.

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Hi, how you are you doing?

If you are feeling good and in the mood, i am in need of quackity receving comfort from the Last Nevadas crew, nothing much but i think quackity really needs help after the entire thing with his abusive ex husband and being left by karlnap

betrayed by karl and sapnap being colleteral damage*

Yandere Las Nevadas

* After what had happened with Charlie, Purpled, and Quackity's fiances, Sam was there by his side throughout it all. Or at least, as close as he could be with how much Quackity hated him now. It hurt Sam to see that Quackity looked at him with hate, but Sam wasn't going to leave his side just because of that.

* Sometimes Sam considered telling Quackity the truth about Dream still being in prison, but the man was already so stressed, he didn't need to stress more about Dream or anyone else.

* Sam tried his best to take care of him physically. Make sure that quackity didn't drink himself to sleep. That he would clean himself up. But... Sadly, Sam has been failing miserably.

* Foolish on the other hand, has been absolutely heartbroken to see the man that he was attached to so badly like this. Quackity was better than whatever mess he was right now... But Foolish was happy that Quackity trusted him with the country's matters.

* Foolish knew that he wasn't Quackity's favorite, Charlie was the favorite one, but... Foolish was happy that he was second bests, and at least, he was the closest person to Quackity right now.

* Foolish took care of all the business, so Quackity wouldn't need to worry about any of that. Quackity just needed to relax and allow others to take care of him. The business could wait.

* Fundy on the other hand was both happy and heartbroken to see Quackity like this. Fundy never liked Charlie all that much, with him went was better, but... quackity was like a shell of the man that he was before.

* It reminded him of the madness that his father went through after losing L'manburg. All Fundy could hope is that Quackity doesn't go down that path...

* Fundy is the one who cleans after Quackity while cooking food and keeping company to the man. Fundy just wants Quackity to depend on Fundy now.

* Tubbo is the newest member but he is hurt to see his old friend being tortured this much. Tubbo doesn't know what he could do besides hunting down purpled and bringing his head to Quackity. And that is exactly what Tubbo does! He hopes that his boss friend will feel better now...

* Everyone is trying, even if they are failing miserably.

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i really loved your singer!darling headcannons and was wondering if you could do something similar with a bartender darling who’s dating Quackity and is overall a really nice person who joined Las Nevadas to be with Quackity (maybe reader used to be part of karl quackity and sapnap’s marriage and when they didn’t see Quackity in Kinoko Kingdom they set out to find him?)

thank you my benevolent god <3

Las Nevadas

* It's quite strange how nice you actually were. The only comfort in the entire world, it seemed. You were wise, and kind, yet you also never let anyone walk over you. You knew exactly what you wanted, and never allowed anyone to change your mind. * Yes, leaving Karl and Sapnap was quite sad, but well, the two never thought of Quackity, so you believed that you didn't want to be near the two, who forgot about one of their fiances that easily. Yes, leaving the two men that you loved was hard, but you and Quackity were always closer, and you didn't want to leave the man alone. You promised you will always be by his side. * To say the least, your bar is a little bit of a comfort place for everyone in Las Nevadas. A few of them know you, meanwhile a few other don't know you, but one thing is clear, everyone is very attached to you. * Fundy knows you, seeing as you were by Quackity's side from the very start. You were there when Quackity was not allowed in L'manburg. You were there before Quackity had been eaten alive by the world. That's why Fundy feels comfortable around you, always coming to you and telling you his dreams, as you would comfort him and prepare him something delicious and a delicious meal. * Charlie himself might not know you personally, but he knows a lot about you! And Charlie always come to you when he doesn't understand something, and asks you about that thing. He wants to understand more and more about life and you are so good at teaching him, never getting angry if he doesn't understand. * Purpled also knows you. Of course, not as well as Fundy does, but he has seen you before, and he never believed that someone as friendly and kind as you would end up in this hell, but Purpled was happy, seeing as you were the only one who knew of his dreams and plans of becoming part of history. You even supported him and helped him! * Foolish is one of those people who didn't know you beforehand, but he found you to be quite comforting to be around. He often comes to your bar to eat dinner and drink something cold while he is working in Las Nevadas. You sometimes even help him out when you are done with your own work and he is very grateful to you for that. * And lastly, Sam also knows you. He's actually your closest friend. You two were quite close before, seeing as he always helped Quackity, and you were pretty happy about him presence. The two stayed good friends and you always bring him lunch to the prison. * Las Nevadas might not be the heaven on earth that it looks like, but with you there, it's at least a little bit more bearable.

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Hello! I'm sorry to bother you but I saw your writing and it was so good! Also I saw your requests were open and I have an idea to share! :D

So darling! Reader is very wholesome and innocent and loves to painting so when the last Nevada crew come into the casino they just see reader very excited as they were running from wall to wall painting and just being so happy.

(she/they for reader please! Very fluff request hopefully I described it correctly I'm not very good at doing that )

Take as much time as you need for this request! :3

Las Nevadas

* You were.. what people would call, an innocent devil. You were like Charlie, to say the least. Always cheerful and playful, yet you have killed and hurt a lot of people. Yet you never understood what you were doing. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been allowed in Las Nevadas, like Karl, George, and Sapnap aren't allowed in Las Nevadas. Las Nevadas only need useful people and you? You were the secret weapon of theirs. * Quackity would look at the art, before letting out a sigh, and telling you that he will count this as property damage and will take away the cost of repairing this from your salary. Sure, you are a good artist, but it doesn't mean you can go around waiting for whatever you want, especially without permission. Remember the paper you signed when joining? You can't do anything without his permission. You're lucky he's not bringing you to court over this. * Foolish would look at the wall, before giving you a pitiful look. It really was good art. He understood being an artistic person. He was a very good architect. He felt very sad needing to take everything off, but he promised to get you some hot chocolate after he is done, to comfort you. * Charlie on the other hand, would tell you that you shouldn't waste your time on something like painting, because at the end of the day, the drawing will become nothing with enough time and you will end up as a pile of dust underground! Anyways, do you want some candy? * Sam would try to convince Quackity to let you keep the wall painting, but well, you know, Quackity. If he decides something, he would never change his mind. To make you feel better, he would allow you to come and pain the insides of the free cells, to make you a little bit happier. * Purpled would probably laugh at you for being an idiot, and wasting your time and even angering quackity like that. How do you plan on becoming someone important in history, if you keep wasting your time on so many useless things? Man, he will enjoy teasing you! * Fundy would come over to you, before telling you that if you wanted, you could come and paint the insides of his walls! He absolutely loves your paintings and wouldn't mind you having fun inside his home. Just please don't be sad! * Life in Las nevadas is no easy, and nobody is going to be easy on you. Las Nevadas is filled with people who want to achieve something in life, and become someone more than they are. Never forget that Quackity isn't who he is before. There won't be a next time. He will kill you if you destroy his property again.

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The las nevadas crew w/ a darling that shows up at their house with a massive "will you let me eat your ass at las navadas" being held up and a juke box playing wait on blast? They weren't together before this btw. This is how darling is officially asking them out

Quackity

* The two of you have been friends for a long time, because of that, he would think that you are joking. Of course, he would be very embarrassed, as he would run out of his home, before telling you to keep it quiet, because someone else might hear you and he didn't want to ruin his reputation. * When you would tell Quackity that you are asking him out, he would be very shocked. He would stay quiet for a second, before asking you to give him a few days to think about it. * You see, he does love you, but well, all his previous relationships have not been the best. Because of that, he isn't sure if he is ready to enter another relationship just yet. I mean, he had just broken off his engagement... * He would eventually accept your confession, as long as you are willing to go slow and if you are willing to not force him to do anything that he isn't willing to do. He is trying to heal and he doesn't want to be hurt again.

Awesamdude

* Sam is probably already used to things like this, that's why he would probably ignore you before the embarrassment getting to him and him exciting the prison, and trying to see why the hell you were making such a ruckus. He would probably choke up the moment he would see the sign. * He would invite you inside the prison, before asking what the hell was going on. At your confession, Sam would be completely shocked. Did he just hear what you said? Was this a dream? Was this another one of your jokes? Or are you actually asking him out? * A small smile would appear on his face. So he wasn't delusional. You actually did love him... He knew that for a long time now, but he didn't want to believe it. * Without a second thought, he would accept your confesson, and probably tell you how he had been thinking of confession to you but was too afraid that you would reject him. Just know that now he isn't going to ever let you go.

Foolish Gamers

* Foolish would be absolutely shocked and scared. Stars, his children are around! Please control yourself! He would run over to you, before grabbing the sign and ripping it apart, so hopefully, his children wouldn't see it, before telling them to run along inside one of the pyramids. * When Foolish is sure that his children are far away, he would ask you what you think you are doing! Please try to be a little bit more understand of how you act, especially around his children... Of course, when you would tell him the reason for why you acted the way you did, Foolish would be absolutely taken aback. * To say that he was happy, would be an understatement, but he would stop before accepting. Are you willing to get your act up and be a good parent for his two children? He doesn't do casual dating. If you will date him, then you will be with him until the day you die. He will make sure you will stay with him until you die.. * If you are willing to control yourself around the children and are willing to be a good parent to them, he would be more than happy to accept your confession, otherwise, come back to him when you are ready to take that important step.

Fundy

* Fundy would have a huge grin on his face as he would run outside to see what you were doing. You were one of the few people that would visit him a lot, so he was used to these type of things, but he never got tired of it. * While with a blush, he would ask what this is all about. When you would explain to him, he couldn't really believe what he was hearing. He would probably choke up before asking if you were joking or if you really were asking him out. * Without a second thought, he would answer, saying yes. Why wouldn't he say yes? He had loved you from the second time that you came to visit him. He had hoped that you would love him back, but he never knew that you would actually love him. * It looked like he wouldn't need to badmouth you to everyone he meets so they would avoid you, because you are now his! He's so happy!

Slimecicle

* Charlie would be pretty excited, as he would run out of the basement, before looking at you, and hugging you, giving you a kiss, and saying that he missed you and that you should dap him up as a hello. * Charlie would listen to you, before asking you what a 'significant other' was. He honestly would be confused. Is this some sort of different version of friend? Wow, you are so smart! That's why he loves you! * After you would finish explaining, he would accept immediately. Of course, he loves you! So, he doesn't mind being your bestiestiesties friend ever! You said that one can only have one friend like that and he is more than happy to give you that role! But Quackity is still his best friend! * Honestly, Charlie is so happy that you are teaching him so much about the mortal world. He doesn't know what he would do without you on his side.