#yall would do this shit too if i 'apologized' for all supposed 'crimes' i committed

[snekdood]

i could give these bitches a million dollars and they'd still treat me like im not doing enough. like im done w yall fake progressives yall dont care about shit for shit. yall only care about yourselves and shit that benefits you specifically and if it benefits anyone else thats an after thought and just a bonus to you, you dont actually *care* if other ppl benefit from the shit you do.

[xsarcasticwriterx]

Young God-Part 1

Summary: Your power isn't even a power its simply words. You can understand people, get into their head and know them better than anyone all willingly on their end. This made you useful to the avengers when villains came and you could understand and fix them. When this is asked to be done to loki you cant help but fall for the god the more you get to know him.

Pairing: Loki x reader

Warning: Swearing, Loki being loki,angst

Notes: Ok lemme just start of saying loki isn't going to be...nice in the beginning of this i got the idea off of joker and harley quinn's relationship and slightly silence of the lambs so do with that what you will now i adore loki so he won't be a dick the whole time just yea someone getting into loki's head? he isn't too chill with that.

You walked down the stairs leading to the dungeon where the god was locked away ready for you to speak to. you heard the mocking laughs and sarcastic remarks made as you passed the cells.” “hey mortal lemme get a taste” he said thrust to you. you flipped him off not looking at him and passing on by. seeing the god laying on the couch reading a book you walked through the boundaries placed stepping before him. Odin had given you a pill, said it would allow you past the wall of an hour and only you. “hello” he said reading his book still. “apologies for my fellow inmates they can be quiet rude” he said with a small smirk.

“ironic coming from a man with the nickname silver tongue” you said sitting down on a chair in front of him. he placed down his book “oh doll there's more to that nickname” he said with a wink. you simply rolled your eyes in response. you had been told loki was like this. “anyways why are you here” he asked sitting up turning to you “did odin send you to make sure im behaving?” he asked with a snarky tone

You made a mental note of his hatred for odin, though from your interactions with the man you slightly understood that. “i'm here to speak to you” is all you said. loki scoffed “you doll are a horrible liar” he said with a smirk. He stood up and walked around you almost scanning you. “what's the real reason your here?” he asked behind you. “truly i am here to talk to you” you repeated with a straight face and shrug. “then talk” he said bending down right in front of your face. his breath ghosting over your face and his long wavy hair falling in his face. “your a god you live for years on end tell me loki, how old are you?” you asked. loki gave a smile before standing “my age? that's what you came for?” he huffed. “ill answer your questions if you answer mine” he said in return

you turned around facing him “i don't answer questions” you said with a shrug “oh come on doctor i know your other patients didn't just comply with your questioning” he said with a smirk. he was always smiling or smirking, never a true smile something to show planning, no not planning, anger? no not anger. hurt? yes thats it hes hurt and hides it with his devilish smile. to throw you off to push you away. make you fear him over wanting to know him.

Now the new question was how did he know you were a doctor. well you may not be an official doctor but you were one of sorts. You had been in college to get a phycology degree until fury swept you up making you work for him. you tilted your head alarming the god you were lost on his accusation. “oh dear as you said i am a god you don't think i could fall for your tricks and lies like the others did you?” he asked walking to you “doll only i make the tricks here” he said holding your jaw. “now we play by my rules” he said with another smile. “stop” you said. his smile widened “stop smiling” you said. you saw a hint of confusion wash over before it was erased with another smirk “why doll?” he asked. “because its a lie” you said. loki's face became serious “you talk of lies yet you wouldn't tell me why your here” he said walking around the room.

“Fine i'm here to evaluate you” you said simply “now will you answer my questions?” you asked. “I have been just not the ones you want the answer to.” he replied. “agree to my terms and ill be more than willing to answer you” he said with a sarcastic smile “i ask the questions not you” you replied. he shrugged laying back down reading his book again. you only had an hour with him so you had no choice but to comply with his rules or you'll get nowhere but you also didn't want the god to think he could just boss you around and throw a fit.

you shrugged picking up your bag walking out of the room. “1,054″ you said blankly. you turned confused “my age” he said still reading. you nodded walking back in “one question” you said sitting down. he smirked still looking at the book but not reading it “well start simple. name?” he asked. “y/n” you replied. “y/n....mmm now y/n why are you here?” he asked sitting up. “to evalu-” you started to say before he cut you off “why are you here?” he asked “were not doing this loki i said one question” you said standing back up. your hour was almost over. “what happened doctor don't like a taste of your own medicine?” he asked with a dark smile. “why do you do that? smile so much?” you asked. “you tell me you said it was a lie which means you've made your own deductions of it so tell me doc why do i smile so much?” he asked tilting his head.

“to make people uncomfortable. they see you smile this mischievous smile a smile that they expect from the god of mischief. you become what people expect of you so they stay away now why you push people you don't know away i'm not quiet sure on but i assume it has something to do with your spite for odin” you said simply. loki gave a wide smile standing up “well well well doc, you are utterly” he said behind you getting close to your ear “wrong” he said simply straightening backup. “now you well i do have so many things to say about you” he said moving in front of you. “you evaluate people thinking you know everything about them so much more than they know themself, from body language to words to the crime they commited. but i my dear am simply a king who deserved a throne and would fight for it” he said sitting back down “hours up doll better leave before your trapped in here” he said looking at you with another smile. 

Walking back up you felt unnerved. the god had a weird aura to him like he could read your mind. granted he may actually be able to in which case you need to be more careful about such things. you walked to your room feeling empty and drained. you fell back on the bed rubbing your face. the odinsons had given you your own quarters while you stayed there. there was  knock on the door and you groaned “its open” you replied and the door opened revealing yet another god, a kinder one. Thor walked over sitting next to you “how was loki?” he asked. “loki was....exactly how yall described him” you sighed. thor griminced he hoped his brother would behave “did you get anything out of him?” he asked. “just his age which is useless it was more a test to see if he'd comply with me. think he got more out of me than i of him” you said looking up at thor. 

“give him time. my brother can be...difficult but your a legend at this so you should do well it may take longer than usual but you'll get it” thor said cheerfully. you gave a small smile. you wanted to believe that you truly did but honestly you weren't sure. “loki sure is a strange guy” you said sitting up “Well he's not a guy hes a god such as i and he was raised by my mother” he said to you.

“get some rest i bet you'll do much better tomorrow” he said with a smile walking out. you sighed and changed, laying bed you felt sleep take over. 

you stood in a black room seeing your parents smiling faces “mom? dad? you said with a smile. you started to run to them before blood dripped from there eyes and they slowly faded away. you stepped back feeling empty once again. you heard a chuckle and turned seeing loki laugh and roll his eyes before vanishing too

You awoke with a small scream and your heart racing. you were drenched in sweat and tears streamed down your face. once you calmed you growled launching up from bed and walking down to the dungeon storming past the assholes shouting crude things at you. you stood at loki's cell banging on the wall “hey asshole” you said blatantly. “well hello to you too doll isnt this a shocker” he said with another smile god how you wanted to slap that smile off his face “shut up” you said. loki sat up looking at you “well what can i do for you?” he asked. “your not supposed to have you powers in here” you said with a stern face

loki tilted his head in mock confusion “why i don't” he said voice dripping in sarcastic hurt as if offended by such accusations. “don't lie you bastard! You were in my head i know it you know it so let's just both know it” you yelled at him. His smile widened “ok darling but see i do have one question left unanswered. how did your parents die?” he asked stepping to the glass. “they didn't it was simply a nightmare” you groaned. 

“no no see people who dream of the death unprompted feel pain,sadness,fear they try to stop it you well you felt nothing you just...stood there” he said looking down at you. “so how was it they died?” he asked. “if you can get in my head then you sure as shit know” you said looking down at the floor. you really did not want to speak of it.

“of course i do doll but i want to hear you say it” he said leaning on the glass. “i will not play into your game” you said storming off “you still hear it dont you? their screams” he said. “i do” he said after

you turned “pardon?” you asked walking back to him. “have a nice night darling” he said smiling walking back to his couch. “but you said-” you were cut off by the sounds of footsteps “oi you are not to be down here madam” the man said walking to you “oh yes sorry i must have sleep walked” you replied walking upstairs back to your bed.

laying down your head felt as if it was spinning. This was going to be an interesting roller coaster wasn't it.

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

A 15-year-old influencer says she's married and pregnant, but is it just for clicks?

The internet is collectively concerned that a 15-year-old YouTuber is pregnant and married. 

Danielle Cohn, who goes by Dani, got her start on Musical.ly before it became the app now known as TikTok. She now has 1.2 million YouTube subscribers and 3.5 million Instagram subscribers. Dani and her mother, who manages her, are controversial figures in the influencer world. When she was 13, Dani was in a relationship with a 17-year-old Musical.ly star, which some of her followers found inappropriate. 

Now, her followers are worried that she's either married and pregnant, or is pulling an elaborate, inconsiderate prank on the internet for clicks. Public records and an older YouTube video on Dani's channel seem to point to the latter, but the situation is still hazy. 

On Apr. 11, her 16-year-old boyfriend of 10 months, Mikey Tua, tweeted, "Expecting 08/14/19" and tagged it #manibaby. A day later, Dani posted a black and white photo on Instagram of Mikey kissing presumably her stomach with no caption except a yellow heart emoji. 

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The day Dani posted the photo, Mikey uploaded a YouTube video of the couple telling their parents about the pregnancy and claimed that they took a positive pregnancy test four months before telling the adults in their lives. The adults lectured the two teenagers for the rest of the video, and when one of their mothers asks if it's a joke, Dani responded, "Did you guys notice I've been looking really bloated lately?"

But in a January 22 video, which is fewer than four months ago if you do the math, Dani dismissed claims that she was pregnant.

"No, I am not pregnant. This is not a truth about me, this is nothing that I would ever even do, first of all," she clarified in the vlog debunking followers' assumptions about her. Later in the video, she suggested holding off on anything sexual until "you are married and you know you're gonna be with that person forever."

She also added that she and Tua are "definitely too young" to get married.

Flash forward to April. Dani said she and Mikey brought their families on vacation in Las Vegas so they'd all be "in good moods" before telling everyone she was pregnant.

SEE ALSO: Pranking kids and posting it online is cruel. It's that simple.

On April 13, Dani posted a monetized video of a supposed Las Vegas wedding, which was officiated by an Elvis impersonator on Apr. 6. 

"Dani, on this day and with this ring, I pledge myself to you," Mikey repeated after Elvis incarnate. "As your BFF, your best friend, your partner in crime, and your friend forever."

But they can't legally be married — in Nevada, 16 and 17-year-olds need parental consent to wed, and those under 16 can only do so with a court order. And according to court records, as first reported by BuzzFeed, there's no registered marriage license for Dani or Mikey.

Dani's mother and manager, Jennifer, assured the internet that the teenagers weren't actually legally bound. 

"It was a YouTube video like most YouTube people do for clickbait," she told BuzzFeed. "She committed to her best friend in Vegas ... legally they can't get married." 

But that doesn't mean the two aren't serious: Her mom clarified that it wasn't "done for a stunt" but that the two high schoolers instead had a commitment ceremony-type event and "they made a promise." 

However, she didn't confirm her daughter's pregnancy, or address whether it was a terrible prank. 

Twitter users expressed their concern over the couple's age and questioned whether it was "some type of Justin & Hailey shit," referencing the insensitive April Fools' Day joke the Biebers pulled. Bieber later apologized for the joke, which was insensitive toward those who struggle to get pregnant. The same can be said for Dani and Mikey if this is all a prank. 

girl you are a CHILD TF YOU DOIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/6IASFuxadJ

— girl we goin to the mausoleum? (@Iukeloveclub) April 11, 2019

yall better be pulling some type of justin & hailey shit. being preg at 15 is actually no joke. yall think yall are "ready" just bc yall have money 🤣🤣 this shit makes me sad seeing what our generation has come to. imagine all these young people who look up to yall. sad.

— isella🇲🇽 (@x_isella) April 12, 2019

bruh PLEASE say sike my guy pic.twitter.com/ZobMZPOhQk

— flor|#1 dan stan!!! (@fIoriane) April 11, 2019

pregnancy is NOT something to joke about

— gracey (@gracexwilliams1) April 12, 2019

april fools day was last week 😐

— laur (@larristide) April 12, 2019

If this is a joke, in addition to being in bad taste, it's poorly timed. We have all moved on from April Fools. 

The two teenagers haven't responded to comments on various social media platforms, and are apparently vacationing in Hawaii, where Mikey gifted Dani a massive ring.  

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