#yall i just got back from such a rough day at dance practice and got back to my dorm and was ready to like

[octoberautumnbox]

A Little Goes a Long Way

fromis_9 Roh Jisun & all the other frommies :DDDD

Categories: fluff, cooking, really light blood but it shouldnt be too big of an issue

Word count: 1.0k

a/n: prompt by @msafterhours!! im actually a dumbass bc i got the prompt completely wrong lmao but here yall go!! oki i hiatus again byeee

It’s something about the manner in which the knife cuts through meat and muscle–something about how things come together in the pot that makes Jisun happy as can be. Home isn’t home, she’d think, when the kitchen hasn’t got windows that rays of sun enter through on warm mornings, or when the cupboards and cabinets aren’t stocked for visiting friends or midnight snacks. There’s a romance, a magic, a unique rightness in a home where one cooks for both body and soul. 

“Good girl,” she muses, finding the beef sitting in a basin of water on the countertop, “can always count on Jiheonnie.” She replaces the now-cool water with a new pool fresh from the tap, before gathering the rest of the ingredients and getting to work. 

Jisun opens door after door of cupboards, taking out each of the rest of the ingredients in turn: green and brown onions, sesame seeds and sesame oil, sugar and salt, garlic and ginger, red and black pepper. Cute, she thought, that each had a partner. 

The sun watches intently from the other side of the window, filling her kitchen with a calming warmth you'd scarcely find anywhere else. The clouds rein in the too-intrusive rays, while specks of pollen merrily dance across the glass pane. With her celestial audience on the edge of their seats, she gets to work. 

“Yeah it's you, yeah it's you,” Jisun hums under her breath. She measures out each portion carefully, transferring them into tiny bowls that matched colors and handles and rims. It must be something in her bones today, how her step is sprightly and her fingers reach and flex with less poignancy than she's used to. 

It isn't long before she thinks back, a green onion steady between the countertop and her left hand while a knife is secure in her right, that she remembers when Jiwon held them wrong and almost cut her finger open. She recalls Hayoung slicing peppers, followed by onions, rubbing her eyes in between every couple of strokes to push away persistent tears that never seemed to run out. She smiles at the memory of Jiheon not knowing solid and liquid measuring cups were different, and the resultant cake falling flatter and growing firmer than their beloved maknae had liked. 

Her lip finds itself between her teeth, thinking “Good thing they have me,” as the once-long stalk of green onion grows shorter and shorter. “What would they do without me?”

And yet, it was nothing compared to the contrary. It waltzes to the front of her mind, amidst draining the thawed beef of its former frost, how Saerom put her arm under her after a particularly rough day of practice. It shone like the sun, as Jisun mixes the paste, how Seoyeon talked her ear off when Jisun had run out of things to say. The rush of fondness fills her chest remembering how Nagyung complained when Jisun saw herself in the mirror and frowned at the reflection, all the while she works the marinade into the meat.

As she places each strip into the smoking wok, Chaeyoung enters her mind, the same way Chaeyoung entered the practice room in the baggiest pants Jisun had ever seen, only to pull out a Melona for them to share with their backs against the CCTVs. The scent and symphony of sizzling meat fills her kitchen with a profound sense of melancholy, remembering walking with Gyuri one morning before the sun rose, just one lap around the building, and yet it so happened that it was enough to share four years’ worth of troubles with each other. 

She tips the wok over a respectfully waiting plate. The meat steams and settles onto the surface, expelling the tensions of the stove and relaxing into a Jisun-like state.  The green onions fall predictably onto the food, meeting nooks and crannies in the meat with attention that welcomes a tongue seeking solace in homemade comfort. A final touch, Jisun thought, to finish the job, to give the palate something to want to come home to the next time it wanders out into the wide, wonderful world: just a drizzling of honey– not too much, certainly not too little. The viscous liquid spreads all over the dish, sending its enticingness to new heights and bringing the delicacy together. 

At last, her meal is nearly complete. Jisun sets it on the dining table, right in the center of the square wooden surface. She admires it for a moment, the hard work of the past half hour lost on the world but not on her, before she clears her throat to finally, fully, completely allow herself to enjoy the fruits of her labor…

“Girls, time to eat!” She then counts silently, one, two, three– frantic footsteps grow louder and louder until Jiwon and Hayoung come crashing into the room. They both shriek, “I want to sit next to Jisun!” It makes her giggle, just as much as seeing Seoyeon and Jiheon holding hands and walking in step towards the table themselves. Nagyung and Chaeyoung follow, still glued to Nagyung's phone as Chaeyoung points to the screen, “That's the guy I was telling you about,” before they take a seat across from her. 

Jisun takes a deep breath, waiting for one more, and it comes in the form of a comforting hand on her shoulder and a pat on her hair. “Thank you, Jisun,” Saerom whispers with nothing but love in her voice. Her leader takes a piece of the meat and makes a show of eating it, and it's almost comical how much she overreacts. “Holy shit, this is delicious–” Saerom mutters, her hand over her mouth. 

Nagyung pipes up, “Thank you, Jisun-unnie,” prompting a slew of variations from each other member at the table, until a cacophony of gratitude fills Jisun's ears. The warmth of their love spreads through her body, filling her with gratitude of her own.

“You're welcome, girls. Eat well,” she says, as she finally takes a piece of meat for her own, giddy in the anticipation of knowing that it'll be one of the most delicious bites of food she'll ever have. 

[zombholic]

I needddd more modern Abby relationship au

[your wish is my command, kinda like twisted it up so like … 😔🙌🏽]

MODERN AU — abby anderson

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• she would definitely really be into gaming when she has free time, a couple of posters and figurines of her favorite video game characters.

• abby met you in high school but yall never spoke because of two completely different social status’, abby was the captain on her ice hockey team and you only hung out with 3 people, you were social but just never liked anyone.

• you would definitely visit the ice skating rink while there was practice whenever it was scorching hot day, it was always cool there.

• abby would notice you from time to time but mind you she was straight in high school, she thought it was normal to imagine making out with girls.

• abby thought it was completely normal staring at you in your tight shorts that were so close to being dress coded was normal, nothing else … right?

• college rolled around and you both attended the same university, she was focused on getting her degree in civil engineering ( @atomicami ) while you were there more for the college experience always switching majors because you’re very indecisive.

• you would constantly see that girl at every party you went to, she was definitely very popular while you stayed keeping to yourself and your 3 friends.

• at one party you got a little too rowdy since it was a halloween party and the music was just feeling too good not to feel cocky for once (escapism was def playing.)

• you had your drink in one hand dancing around, finally feeling yourself for once until your turned around too quickly causing you to crash into that blonde who was built like a fucking brick wall you drink falling on the both of you.

“What the fuck!” She shouted through the loud music booming throughout the house “I’m so sorry! let me help you!” You grabbed her hand and lead her to the bathroom where the music faded in the background when the door shut.

You grabbed the hand towel that was hanging by the mirror and quickly started pat her dry “I’m so sorry dude, i’ll buy you a new costume.” She couldn’t keep her eyes off of you for some reason.

“No, it’s fine. Hey didn’t we go to high school together?” She sparked up a conversation, you nodded to her response “Yeah, it’s like I saw you all the time but we never talked.” You giggled while she had a small smile creeping on her face.

• after that day she asked for you number and you guys talked to each other 24/7 she basically became your best friend.

• you two would hangout at her apartment all the time playing Minecraft together, you would give her Minecraft flowers while she was there tryna survive.

• the relationship between you two was always so flirty and touchy, you hated when anyone would touch you or even show you affection but when it was Abby you swore you melted every time.

• whenever you two went anywhere together that had a lot of people she kept her arm wrapped around your waist securely, didn’t want your little ass running off.

• one day at her apartment it was in the middle of the night and you guys had the zoomies, running around the apartment and play fighting.

“Your punches feel like pebbles being thrown at me.” Abby teased before grabbing your wrists with one hand and twisting them behind your back.

“Abby that fucking hurts you slut!” You and Abby always have been rough with each other ever since you became friends, don’t know why though?

“Slut? Did you call me a slut you weirdo.” She hollered as she threw you over her shoulder and slapped your ass so hard you almost cried but the wetness in your panties said something else. “You slap too fucking hard can you don’t you fucking buffalo built bitch.” You returned the favor and slapped her ass back.

Abby sat you down on the kitchen counter as she stood between your legs “You’re so annoying.” She teased with a stupid cocky grin that you wanted to kiss slap off her face, you rolled your eyes at her.

“What’re you doing for Valentine’s day?” You tilted your head looking up at her through your lashes, god every time you looked at her like that her stomach twisted in so many ways. “Why? tryna ask me out?” You pushed her shoulder playfully you tried to hide the little smile that was forming on your face.

“You’re gross no, I wanted to know so we can make each other baskets.” You and Abby had started this cute tradition with each other whenever a special holiday came around rather it be halloween, birthday or valentines day or even if one of you guys were feeling yall would make comfort baskets for each other.

“I wish we could hang that day but I gotta date.” You felt your whole body tense up, sitting up straight you swallowed thickly “With who? you’re like supposed to tell me everything.” You farrowed your brows, crossing your arms over your chest.

• she went on a fucking date with nora, your felt your heart ache so painfully when you saw her insta story with her and nora kissing with the caption “prettiest first date 💟”

• lets say you started avoiding her like the plague, you basically went no contact with her, didn’t block her you just muted her on everything.

• abby was genuinely so heartbroken that her best friend was avoiding her, every since valentines day she just couldn’t seem to ever see you again. even on days where she would usually see you in your spot you weren’t there, like you vanished off the face of the earth.

• god she blowed up your phone like crazy it physically pained you to avoid her but you refused to be the best friend who has feelings while shes in a relationship, you couldn’t do that to her.

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authors note — god forbid i make a happy fucking story 😔🙌🏽

[missingn000]

i’m so tired trying to finish this essay last minute and s t r u g g l i n g so putting in minimal effort here but also to try to wake myself up but like god i can’t stop thinking abt geto and toji’s relationship in tpg. violently shaking in my seat the parallels you’ve drawn. the way they’re so similar to each other. how they’re going to help each other. how they can relate to each other and help each other heal i’m a melted puddle on the ground they’re going to become family they’re going to heal and help each other ih my god same anon from before but genuinely what the fuck “give me all of your pain, and all of your sorrow. i’ll endure it so you don’t have to” slamming my hand on my desk parental love. PARENTAL LOVE. IM TRYING TO THINK OF A SPECIFIC ADJECTIVE TO PUT IN FRONT I CANT REMEMBER BUT!!! PARENTAL LOVE. oh my god i’m losing my mind. oh my god. it’s funny geto spirals and murders his parents and his parents are gone but he ends up gaining a new fammil yfespite everything he gets to receive parental love again the compfrt of being taken care of and loved and having someone you can turn to when things are bad can you see the tears in my eyes he’s. they’re. insbdhjsjdjajcjmsxjwjdjaidnsuidahifjaifjsisbcja not even. not even mentioning how geto can help and relate to toji when he inevitably finds out about his past and everything okay i think i’m awake now goodbye

SJDHGHWKLE*&&#^$%T HELLO??????? oh my god. you really picked up on so much i've been trying to portray. toji and getou are so fucking special to me i'm so glad someone is as feral about them as i am

my thoughts on them below cut vvvv (read it i really went off here)

idk i just. sometimes i feel like tpg is just as much about parallels as it is about circles. it was due to toji's actions in killing riko that sent getou on his downward spiral in the first place -- so if that spiral is to be reversed, i don't think it can be done without toji, either. getou has a family, but what he doesn't have right now is guidance. the kind only a parent can provide. toji's had to humanize all his kiddos in different ways: maki was treated like trash and he had to prove to her that she had worth, gojo was treated like a god and toji had to convince him he was just a kid. getou is more complex because...on a surface level, he thinks he's a saint, but deep down he's convinced he's a monster. toji has to cut through both of those layers before he can help him heal. and getou is so so thrown off seeing toji with his former friends because, oh my god, here's this dude who's done horrible things, and they accepted him because he changed. it's this glimmer of hope getou doesn't want to admit exists: that if toji can change and be accepted into their lives despite his sins, can getou earn their love again, too? did he ever lose it?

and you're so right. toji may not know at this point exactly what he did, but eventually he will. there will be a point where he too will be convinced he's a monster because of his past and feel unworthy of his family's love. so what then?

i guess what i'm trying to say is, they were always going to need each other. no one else can understand them like they do one another. no one else can truly comprehend the weight of that eventual "oh god, what have i done" realization. toji's convinced that despite getou's actions, he deserves to be saved. in the end, there will be no one else other than getou who will be able to say, "if i deserve it, then you deserve it." im gonna fucking cry i love them

[bubblelixie]

Can you write something about hyunjin hugging you tight while fucking you rough and using names like cumdump or fucktoy 🥺

YALL ANONS KEEP RUINING ME ISTG 😩😩😩

pls never stop

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET ME TAKE A BREATHER FIRST

OK HYUNJIN HUGGING YOU TIGHTLY WHILE ABSOLUTELY DEGRADING THE FUCK OUTTA YOU (aka my dream) LESSSGOOOO!!!!!

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.✧ ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☁︎︎ ♡ *.

you and hyunjin both equally had high sex drives,, i mean both of you are hot as fuck that’s inevitable. 👀👀👀

buuuuuuuut one day hyunjin hadn’t been giving you very much attention while you went to watch him practice. all you did was sit on the couch and the only time he oils talk to you was when he would a) get a drink of water and pay your head or b) change the song and flash you a smile

after being at the studio with hyunjin for about 20 minutes felix the cuddle bug came into the practice room as he saw his friend dancing from outside of the door.

“hey lix” “hi hyunjin!!!” he said not knowing you were there yet, until he turned his head to the couch you were laying on out of boredom, the bottom half of your body on the couch while your lower kinda just lazily hung off of the side as you just let all of the blood in your body rush to your head.

“hey y/n” felix’s voice got higher. you and felix were very close, you two were actually friends before you got with hyunjin and you were glad you stayed close. you fell off of the side of the low risen black leather couch as your body fell to the floor. felix laughed running over to you who was also laughing.

“are you alright dummy” felix said to you as he helped you stand up as you nodded. you hugged each other and then he sat down on the couch. you still really wanted to get hyunjin’s attention and the only way to do that at this point was make him jealous. hyunjin wasn’t necessarily possessive when it came to you and felix since felix is the reason you guys are together and he still wanted to respect your friendship. but something about today was different.

you layed back down on the couch, your head resting in felix’s lap you looked into the mirror and could see hyunjin eyeing out you and felix. hyunjin could see you and felix laughing about something on your phones, and the two of you occasionally having staring contests with each other. hyunjin had enough of it and quickly sat you up from felix’s lap and the two of you were out the door.

“sorry lix i just realized we’ve gotta be somewhere”

“i’ll see you guys later”

~time skip~

“what the fuck was that y/n”

hyunjin didn’t let a word come out of your mouth before undressing you and pushing you onto the bed.

hyunjin had been roughly pounding into you but the scene was a mix of soft and hard.

you were fully in his embrace, wrapped all in his arms, although his movements were extremely rough you felt so safe.

the boy would only keep going deeper, you didn’t know how one could reach those spots in you but if anyone could ig was hyunjin.

“trying to make me jealous by cuddling up with felix, since when are you such an attention whore”

“i-“

“shhh baby, fucktoys like you don’t get to talk remember”

“could felix make you feel the way i make you feel, you’re lucky i’m gonna let you cum tonight sweetheart”

hyunjin’s pace quickened as his grip on you was tighter and his body was literally on top of yours. the deeper and faster he pounded into you mixed with the intamacy of how close he was as he held onto you body as his way of saying “please don’t leave me i love you so much, you’re mine” only made your high approach even faster.

hyunjin could tell by the way you clenched around him, and he was close as well

“i’m gonna cum so deep in this pussy, it’s all mine do you understand”

you nodded again, as your face contorted with pain and pleasure.

“mmm good girl this pussy is all mine, you’re my little cumdump yeah ah-“

he said before the two of you came at the same time. he placed a kiss on your lips before pulling out of you and laying on your side as he wrapped his arms around you once more kissing the side of your neck.

“i love you, baby”

“i love you more”

and just like that the two of you fell asleep in each other’s arms, and this was definitely not the last time you would pull a stunt to make hyunjin jealous again, after seeing such a new side of him

[barnesbabee]

ATEEZ React - You Tease Them In Public

A/N: Never done this before, trying something new, hope yall like it. Enjoy 💖

ꜱᴇᴏɴɢʜᴡᴀ

You and Seonghwa were strolling around the park after a date

He’d dressed up a little too well, and the way his pants fit his thighs got you in a needy mood,  so you decided to tease him a little

Seonghwa stopped walking when he notitced you had dropped something, unaware of your subtle dirty smile

he watched you curiously as you bent down, and perked your ass up, purposely sliding your skirt up

The view of your white lace panties sparked something in Seonghwa

He bit his lip and his face displayed a displeased expression

“Whoops!” You told your boyfriend when you stood back up and fixed your clothes

How did you dare do something like this to him in public?

Seonghwa approached you and grabbed your ass

His hand quickly slid down to grab your clothed crotch

His thumb grazed over your core a couple times as you walked

Seonghwa leaned in and whispered in your ear

“You wanna tease me in public? Hm? My pretty little slut, you’re going to get punished for that.”

ʜᴏɴɢᴊᴏᴏɴɢ

When your hand brushed past his thigh he’d ignore it, seeing as you two were in a crowded mall and there wasn’t much roaming space

But when your hand would eventually come in contact with his crotch for a little longer than it should’ve his cheeks heat up

He would be a little embarrassed and shy for a second

His face would have a little pink tint to it and his eyes widened slightly because of your unexpected behaviour

But the second he laid eyes on your mischievous grin and heard your teasing giggles his behavior would shift, just like the switch he is

In his head he was already planning all of the things he’d do to you, as his eyes hungrily scanned your body

Your hand teased him a couple more times, tracing his waistline, brushing past his thigh, grabbing his clothed cock...

He waited to make a move until you had stopped in front of an item to admire it

Hongjoong would grab your waist and pull you back to whisper in your ear

“Is this funny to you? Because you won’t be laughing when we get home.”

ʏᴜɴʜᴏ

Yunho had asked you to come shopping with him and he swore it wouldn’t take long

But you would soon find that to be a lie 

You were beyond bored, and so you’d decide to punish him for tricking you like that 

You waited for him to pick a shirt he liked and get into one of the dressing rooms 

Yunho was confused at first when you slid inside the small room with him

But when you pushed him against a wall and rubbed your thigh against his crotch he understood

His hands held your waist and he closed his eyes, taking in the bliss of your lips kissing his neck

You would feel his hips roll against your thigh, begging for more, and his breathing would grow heavier

Even though you were enjoying his beautiful sounds and his neediness, you suddenly pulled away

You giggled at the tall, perplexed man and winked at him

As you turned around to leave, Yunho grabbed a fist of your hair and tugged on it, with just enough strength so you’d fall back into his arms yet  so it would be painless

“Finish the job baby.”

ʏᴇᴏꜱᴀɴɢ

Yeosang was a very shy man, and you loved to bring out his dominant side

It would usually only come out when the two of you were alone however, so you decided to try something 

Yeosang was peacefully eating his ice cream when some of it dripped down his chin and onto his neck

“Oh! Yeosangie, you’re all dirty!” You told him innocently

Your lips neared his neck and you stuck out your tongue

As your hand was placed dangeously close to his dick, your tongue licked from the bottom of his neck to his chin, lingering a little longer on some spots to leave a few soft bites

When you pulled away you made sure to give his crotch a squeeze

Your innocent smile fell a little when you saw the lust in his eyes

Yeosang grabbed your hand and placed it back where it was

“Weren’t you so eager to do it? Keep on going then.” 

ᴍɪɴɢɪ 

Mingi had been sick a couple days ago and his voice was still coming back

But hearing his deep voice become groggy and raspy was like a dream come true

“Baby, do you wanna go to the arcade?”

The pet name he called you with that demonic, sinful voice of his made something tingle in you

You just nodded and he grabbed your hand as you walked towards the game room

Mingi was teaching you how to play one of the video games, his arms wrapped around you as his hands guided yours

The position you two were in along with his voice gave you the perfect opportunity, and fueled you to tease him 

You pressed your ass against his dick and moved it slowly against his growing hard on

The grip he had around your hands tightened and you could feel his breathing become heavier

Mingi dipped his head in the crook of your neck and he left a small bite on your skin

“Don’t do this baby, I’ll take you right here, right now.”

ꜱᴀɴ 

You were his date for a dinner party his company had organised 

Although it was usually very fun to hang out with the eight of them, this time all of the staff, their boss and colleagues were present 

It was a little boring, and by the time they started serving the food you were already exhausted with all the small talk

You bit your lip as an idea to make the dinner more interesting popped into your mind

You placed your hand of San’s thigh softly

He eyed you for a second but dismissed it, as you’d usually place your hand on his leg out of habit

But when your hand started going up slowly, eventually teasing him by rubbing your thumb on his hip bone he threw you a dangerous look

You kept your conversation with one of the hair stylists, pretending you couldn’t see his warning look

Your hand eventually made its way to his crotch area

It rested there for a second, imoble

You then applied some pressure to his rising erection and moved your hand with slow movements

San lowered his head, in an attempt to hide his pleasure-filled face

Suddenly, he grabbed your wrist and pulled you inside a man’s bathroom stall

His face was rough, and a mere milimeters away from your own

“You wanna act like a brat, I’ll treat you like one.”

ᴡᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ 

Wooyoung would be big on teasing you, everywhere and anywhere, he just liked to see your reaction 

One day you decided to play along his twisted game

He had invited you to watch them practice for the new comeback 

A bunch of other people were watching them (staff, coreographers, producers, his boss)

 Wooyoung noticed you among the crowd, it was just plain to see he was up to no good, his little smirk gave it away

The second he spotted you, his dancing became visibly dirtier, and the way he moved his body was almost too sexual

Once the music stopped he’s make his way to you

He’d kiss your cheek and bite it subtly, so no one would notice

His sneaky hand would pinch your waist slightly

He would expect you to have the same old reaction: a cute blush on your cheeks and your eyes avoiding his 

But he was shocked to find you staring deeply into his eyes with a smirk

Your finger hooked on the waistband of his joggers (and boxers as well)

You tugged on the elastic strap and let go of it, allowing it to slap against his skin

“You did so well baby...” You whispered in his ear and bit his earlobe

“If you keep acting this irresistible I might not be able to stop myself.”

ᴊᴏɴɢʜᴏ

You hated how everyone saw Jongho as this cute little angel, when in reality he teased you made you scream his name effortlessly once you two were alone

You’d somehow conviced him to go shopping with you, and when your eyes spotted lingerie, an idea popped into your head

You smirked mischieviously, without him noticing

The second you saw the Victoria’s Secret store in the distance, you pulled him inside

Your eyes lingered on the figures in display

Jongho was already feeling aroused, imagining you wearing those little pieces for him

You noticed this by the faint blush on his cheeks and bit your lip

“Jongho, baby, wouldn’t I look good in this?” You asked, holding up a pair of red, see through, brazilian panties

You pressed your chest against his

Jongho let out a heavy, lust-filled sigh and bit his lip, his eyes never leaving the piece of fabric in your hands

“Wouldn’t I look good wearing these, all spread out for you, moaning your name?” You whispered in his ear

Jongho tensed up, and you pressed your thigh against his crotch 

He smirked and harshly grabbed a handful of your ass

“I’ll buy them for you, after all, once I’m done with you tonight you’ll need a new pair.”

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin​ for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST— 

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse 

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle 

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can 

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear 

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode? 

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion 

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home: 

All hail Incitatus the king 

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts 

oh god is that hamilton 

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven 

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again 

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way 

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj 

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway) 

Me internally vs externally 

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance” 

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit 

?

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different 

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up 

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like 

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap 

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

?

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

?

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle

[starmakerdotcom]

DAWN OF A NEW DAY is the debut mini album of girl group CREPUSCULE, released by SMKE on may 16, 2016. the album is available digitally and physically, containing six tracks, in the mirror acting as the title track. they promoted a long dream on music shows for only three weeks, from may 16 to june 5. they had one special stage for the bside in & out, as well as a stage where they did a cover of rough by gfriend.

TRACK LIST:

in the mirror (title)

won’t be easy

in & out

only you

polaris

body talk

STYLING:

yoorim ;; mid back length silver hair

tomie ;; shaggy blonde pixie cut

gab ;; mid back length black hair with fringe

bee ;; waist length brown hair with purple

ari ;; mid back length red hair

ERA HIGHLIGHTS:

YALL THIS WAS SUCH A HOT DEBUT LIKE

i mean they didn’t have a lot of hype surrounding their debut bc starmaker was still a pretty nugu company at the time but they managed

THEY DID THEIR MAKEUP THEMSELVES AND DESIGNED SOME OF THEIR STAGE OUTFITS !!!!!! you can tell they really had a hand in everything it all had their lil personal touch :(((

the styling in general was cute as hell they all looked like lil dolls

they self produced the entire album too !!!!!! all that themselves !!!!!!! talented little bbys

they opened personal instagram accounts !!! we got so much content they were updating very regularly

they also opened a youtube channel !!! where they upload mostly behind the scenes content and vlogs ! as well as the occasional cover from one of the members

they uploaded a live version of wont be easy and they looked like they were having so much fun it was so cute fr

we got dance practices for in the mirror, in & out, and only you !!! whew

ohmygod can i talk about the rough cover let’s talk about the rough cover

people loved it so much it started a tradition of them doing at least one cover every era when they can it was so cute

the vlogs were interesting to say the least tho . they constantly made jokes abt their dorm being haunted and even managed to catch a few things on camera

like when yoorim was walking into her bedroom and the door suddenly slammed behind her and when she yelled out for the other members they were all in the living room

no one rlly believed them tho lmao they just thought they were joking around

but were they

were they

they got onto two (2) variety shows and they had SO MUCH FUN pls

although they didn’t have much hype for their debut and the only reason people knew smk was bc of chae aka that one solo artists who was outed as a lesbian so yk

in the mirror managed to peak at #11 on itunes tho so !!!! not bad at all for a debut especially under a nugu company they did pretty decent !!!

it was a criminally underrated debut tho and daylights think this is still one of their most underrated eras

but . overall ? 11/10 solid debut

[hockeytrashgoblin]

Take it out on me Part 2

A/N: heyo here with part 2. Hope yall enjoy

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I was doing the dishes when I heard the front door unlock. I didn’t bother to go meet Auston at the door, just continued with the dishes. He came in, sat down at the island and sighed loudly.

“What’s the matter Aus?” I asked in concern.

“I had a hard day today. I just wanted to come home to my wife and she’s too fucking busy doing her own shit to be bothered with me.” he said quietly looking at the table.

“Auston, baby, no. That’s not it at all. I just wanted you to have a clean house to come home to, I know it stresses you out when it’s messy. I’m never too busy for you Auston. I love you, I’m here to support you always.

“Sometimes it doesn’t feel like it..”

“Aus, please don’t say that. I always try my best to be what you need.”

“No offence but you need to try harder.”

“I love you so much Auston I’m sorry.” I went over and put my arms around him giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Seriously? I can’t even get a real kiss?” he said with hurt flashing in his eyes for a second.

“Of course you can. Always. I’m so sorry.” I spun his stool around and stood between his legs giving him a deep kiss.

“(Y/N) why are you crying?” he asked angrily pushing me away from him.

“Aus I’m sorr-”

“No you’re not!”

“I am!”

“Everything just has to be about you doesn’t it? You can’t even for one second think about someone else’s feelings. It’s always you, you, you. Who cares if I’ve had a bad day, or if I need someone to be there for me. It’s always about (Y/N) all the time.”

“Are you joking?! It’s never about me! I literally live my life putting you first.”

“No you don’t! You think the world revolves around you and news flash it fucking doesn’t.” he said pushing me again. 

“Keep your hands off me Auston Matthews.” I said firmly earning another shove but this time I lost my balance and fell on the ground. We were quiet for a minute and he just stared down at me in shock.

“(Y/N) I’m sorry..” he tried to help me up but I ripped my hand away from his.

“Don’t fucking touch me. I don’t want your help.” I got up wiping my tears as I walked out of the room.

“You’re a terrible person and an awful fucking wife.” he screamed after me.

“Well I’m sorry but you can just go to hell Auston.” I yelled back slamming the front door shut.

I got into my car and started driving around. I didn’t know where I was going, I was just trying to cool down and stop crying. Eventually I ended up in a familiar driveway. I stopped the car and walked to the front door knocking on it. I looked at my shoes and waited. When the door opened Freddie stood there in sweat pants and a tight black shirt. His curly hair was a mess but he looked great. Probably the opposite of how I looked. I didn’t realize I was staring until he cleared his throat.

“Um hi..sorry is this a bad time?” I asked shyly.

“No you’re fine. Please come in. I was just taking a nap, practice was rough.”

“I’m sorry I woke you. I can leave so you can go back to sleep.”

“No it’s okay. Do you want some water? I can tell you’ve been crying..”

“I would love some water.” I said quietly.

“Make yourself at home. I’ll be right back.”

I took my shoes off and curled up in the corner of his sectional couch. There was a blanket on the couch from where he must’ve been napping and I draped it over myself as a few more tears started coming out. Freddie came back with a glass of water and handed it to me.

“Thank you.” he sat quietly while I drank the water and he put the glass down on the coffee table when I was done. He put the blanket over himself too and turned to face me.

“Are you gonna tell me what happened or am I just going to sit here worried about you?”

“Oh god please don’t worry about me..” I said crying harder. “It’s always about me, I’m selfish don’t worry about me please.”

“(Y/N) don’t say that.” he scooted closer and held me close to him, he put his hand on the back on my head and around my back. “You are the least selfish person I’ve ever met. Where is this coming from? Did Auston say something?”

“He was having a bad day and I just made it worse. He was mad that I was too busy for him but I was trying to clean so he wouldn’t be mad at me for that but I just can’t win. I’m always wrong. I tried to fix it but I cried and he blew up. He..he pushed me Freddie..to the ground..”

“Son of a bitch..” he mumbled holding me tighter. “Don’t you ever let him put his hands on you again, do you hear me? THat’s some bullshit.”

“I’m sorry..”

“Don’t be sorry. You didn’t do anything wrong.”

“I’m a terrible person and an awful wife..”

“You aren’t. I don’t want you to think that way about yourself. You’re absolutely wonderful (Y/N). You’re an amazing person. Auston has been awful to you and you’re still so nice and sweet to him always. Someone here is a bad spouse but it isn’t you.”

We sat in silence for a while. That was one thing I really liked about Freddie. We could sit in silence for a long time and it wasn’t awkward or a problem. After a while I stopped crying and just sat back against the couch thinking.

“I’m sorry I came over and interrupted your nap with my bullshit.”

“Don’t be sorry. I’m here for you. I don’t care what time or what situation I’m here whenever you need me. Even if I’m away you can call and I’ll always answer.”

“I don’t deserve a friend like you Freddie.”

“Of course you do. Now since you’re here do you want to go do something fun to take your mind off things?”

“Like what?”

“Whatever you want.” he said smiling at me.

I really had to think for a while to try and figure out something we could do that he would find fun too. It was a lot of anxious feelings trying to pick something he wouldn’t be bored at and apparently I was quiet for a long time because he interrupted my thoughts by waving a hand in my face.

“Anybody home?”

“Sorry.” I said laughing. “It’s just been a long time since someone let me pick something to do and I don’t want you to be bored or think I’m boring and-”

“Just pick something. I know you already have something in mind, just say it.” he said gently.

“I want to go bowling.” I mumbled after a few deep breaths not looking in his eyes.

“Alright then let’s go bowling.” he said with a big grin on his face when I finally looked up. Well as big a grin as Frederik ever had.

“Really?”

“If you want to go bowling then yes. Let’s go.”

“Okay.” I couldn’t help but smile and get a little excited.

“Let me go run a comb through my hair or something, I’ll be right back.” he got up to go to his bathroom and I put my shoes back on. I was so excited to go bowling again that my fingers were fumbling with my laces. “What’s up, first time having laces?”

“Oh fuck off I’m just excited.” I mumbled with a smile.

“Fine, but only because I’m glad to see you excited about something.” he put his shoes on and we left the house. We went in his car and we got to a bowling alley fairly quickly. Once we were in we got our lane and shoes before going over. 

“I’m going to kick your butt Andersen.” I said smiling at him sweetly making him laugh.

“You have to use a child sized ball. I think I’m pretty safe.”

“Yo shut up, I’m not strong that doesn’t mean I’m not good at bowling. If this was 5 pin you’d have nothing to make fun of me for.”

“Well then I’m glad we’re playing 10.” he said smirking while he got up to take his turn first. He ended up getting a spare.

“So Freddie what do you say we make this more interesting?”

“I’m down.”

“Okay, loser buys ice cream after.”

“Alright deal.” he said laughing.

We bowled as much as we could in the two hours we paid for which ended up being 3 games and a few frames. I won all of them, which wasn’t a surprise to me because I did have a big bowling background.

“Read it and weep Freddie.” I said doing a little happy dance. “I’m getting three scoops.”

“You go right ahead.” he said laughing at me as we walked out of the bowling alley and back towards his car. “You won fair and square.”

“Well I don’t know how fair it was. I’ve been bowling since I could walk.”

“How dare you hustle me out of ice cream money.” he said pretending to be serious.

“Sorry.”

“Don’t be. I was definitely prepared to lose and buy the ice cream as soon as you made the bet.” he smiled and looked at me from the corner of his eye. 

We got to Baskin Robins and I ordered three scoops like I said and I didn’t feel weird once eating it. Freddie never said anything about it being too much which made the outing that much better. I had so much fun with him.

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Louder Than Words

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Words: 1.9k+

Summary: Jimin is having a hard time voicing his feelings for you, but he realizes maybe words aren’t so important.

Warnings: None. This is just straight fluff yall.

A/N: This fic has been sitting in my head for a long time and @btssavedmylifeblr said if a fic won't leave you alone, then write it. So I did! My first BTS fic. I hope you enjoy! Thank you to @themusiclife132-writing for being my beta reader for this! I love you so much.

Jimin considered himself a level-headed guy. He was never too brash or cocky, he respected others, and he tried to keep the mood light and joking. Recently, he’s been feeling a little...different. All signs point to you being the cause of it. As a friend of the band, your presence was one he was very familiar with. However, he had developed more than friendly feelings for you. He can’t pinpoint exactly when this shift happened but as he sat on a couch watching you check your texts, he could feel this emotion welling up inside of him. It was almost overwhelming but he had grown used to it. He had been debating getting up and heading over to you for the last minute or so. His mind raced with topics he could bring up but none of them seemed casual enough. His brainstorming was interrupted as Namjoon sat next to you on the couch, asking about the souvenirs you had bought today. As your face lit up and you ran off to grab one of your shopping bags to show him, that warm feeling drained from Jimin quickly and it was replaced with another emotion. One that he was entirely in denial about.

Jealousy.

Jimin was jealous. He envied how Namjoon could quickly come up with a joke about something happening in real time and make you laugh. He envied how Namjoon could flip your compliments back on you and make you blush. He envied that Namjoon made talking with you seem so easy but Jimin always hesitated. He hated that he would need a few seconds to gather his thoughts before talking to you to make sure he didn't flub any words. He hated that he started second-guessing what he already knew because he was so worried about looking dumb in front of you. He hated that he felt he didn’t have a chance because Namjoon seemed to be perfect for you, and he wasn’t. At least in his mind. He started studying harder, making sure he did some sort of English practice at least twice a day on off days and once on days they had a busy schedule. He had improved quite a bit but not as much as he wanted. He just wanted to be able to talk to you. Was that so much to ask? Did the universe have it out for him?

Jimin comes back to reality and blinks a few times to get himself out of his head. Now you were showing Namjoon a necklace you knew your friend would love. Jimin smiles to himself at the fact that you’re bouncing lightly in your seat as you talk. It was little things like that that he loved about you.

Love. A strong word and emotion. One that he hadn’t paired with you until about a month ago. You sat in on a dance practice, watching them rehearse for hours and hours on end. They had just finished the ‘IDOL’ choreography for the 3rd time in a row and tired was an understatement of how Jimin felt right now. Without much thought, he went over and plopped his head in your lap like he’s done many times before.

“Jimin! You’re staining my jeans with your sweat, that’s gross!” You whine as you pushed at his shoulder but he didn’t budge. He pouted as he looked up at you, hoping it would be enough to win you over and let him stay in your lap. When you rolled your eyes playfully, he knew he had won and a smile spread on his face.

“Lucky I love you.” You murmured under your breath as you started to play in his hair.

Jimin paused as his heart kicked into high gear. He must’ve misheard you. You definitely didn’t just drop the L word on him. Right?

“Love?” He repeats as he tries his best to ignore the loud thumping in his chest.

“Mhm.” You nod before you attention was pulled to Jungkook who was asking you a question. Whatever the question was got lost behind the elation and blood rushing through Jimin’s ears. You loved him. After a few days of thinking, he knew he loved you too. For a while he didn’t feel so hopeless. He allowed himself to love and found so many things he loved about you.

Such as your random affectionate touches. When you lean on him as you play a game on your phone or fall asleep with your head on his shoulder during long rides. Other times you wrap your arms around him and demand his attention in a playful manner. He especially loved that.

He loved the look of awe on your face when they took you somewhere new. Whether it be a place the band frequented or an entirely new country he loved seeing your eyes light up as you try to commit every little detail to memory. If he could he would take you all over the world just to see that look every time.

He loved how observant you were. You could always tell when something was wrong with someone. One day in particular Jimin was feeling really low, so much so that he kept messing up choreography. He’d go over it once, twice, three times but still he’d miss a count or forget a step. He knew this dance. He knows he does, why couldn’t he get it right? Hot, angry tears pooled in his eyes as he let out a frustrated groan. He dropped down into a crouch, gripping his hair and pulling at it in annoyance. The whole day had been a rough one and he hoped dancing would help, but it seemed even one of his biggest passions wouldn’t help him wind down. His body was trembling as he tried to stop himself from crying. He hated that he was an angry crier. Then he froze as arms wrapped around him. He could tell right away it wasn’t one of his bandmates.

“It’s going to be okay.” You reassure him in a soft tone. Unbeknownst to him, you had been watching him from the doorway for a while.

It took a few moments but slowly he relaxed into your arms and sat down on the floor. Before he could think about it, he was telling you about the shit day he had. You didn’t get mad when he stammered or stuttered. You didn’t get mad when he couldn’t find an English equivalent to a Korean word and had to rework his statement. You didn’t get mad when he would randomly break his sentences to cry a little. You just sat there with those warm eyes that make his heart soar and listened to him, only interjecting to help him find a word he was looking for. It was only about 10 minutes but he feels as if he rambled for hours.

“Better?” You ask as you give him a small smile.

Jimin nods, his eyes now dry and his mind finally clear.

“Good. Come on, I bought some food and when I left Jin and Jungkook were inhaling it all. I wanna get some kimchi before he finishes it.” You say as you stood up.

Jimin stood as well, a light blush on his cheeks as you take his hand and exit the studio. Thankfully, you didn’t see it.

What he loved most were intimate moments he shared with you. Times when everyone else faded into the background and it was just you and him. On long bus rides, you’d find Jimin sitting with his headphones in his ears watching the world go by. You’d sit next to him and he’d instinctively hand you a headphone and his phone. You two would go back and forth adding music to a queue, showing each other the new discoveries you made and new artists you liked. This could go on for hours and Jimin didn’t mind that. You didn’t seem to either. More than once you’d fallen asleep on him before the queue could finish; he would pause the music and let you rest. You could pick up where you left off later, you always did. No matter how often you told him he didn’t have to wait for you.

Jimin once again was taken out of his thoughts but this time it was by a piece of pepper flying past his face. He furrowed his brows before looking in the direction where it came from. He locks eyes with Jungkook who has a smug look on his face.

“Come eat.” He says as he nods toward the food spread out on the table near him.

Jimin stood up and walked over, nudging Jungkook a little on his way to get a plate. After a quick scan around the room, he noted that you weren’t in the room anymore. He took the empty spot you left next to Namjoon once he filled his plate.

“Namjoon?” Jimin says after a moment of thinking.

“Hm?” Namjoon hums as he chews.

“Could you...teach me some flirty things to say?” Jimin asks as he messes with his food to keep himself occupied. He didn’t have to look over to know that Joon probably had an amused smirk on his face.

“Flirty things? Why would you need me for that?” Namjoon replies after he swallows his food, “If there’s anyone here who can flirt, it’s you.”

“Namjoon.” Jimin whines. He didn’t want to say it was for you. It took a lot of courage for him to even ask Namjoon this in the first place. Namjoon takes a long look at Jimin before he relents. Jimin probably was tortured enough by his crush on you and he didn’t want to add on to it.

“Of course, but not now. Your girl will be back in a few minutes.”

“My girl?” Jimin repeats as he spares a glance at Namjoon.

“You think your crush is subtle? I don’t know how she hasn’t figured it out yet. You’re like a lovesick puppy.” Joon teases with a laugh. “Plus you get fussy whenever she gives me any sort of attention.”

Jimin looks away at that. Was he really that obvious? He didn’t think he was.

“No harm, no foul. It’s alright Jimin. But in all honesty, I don’t think you need me to teach you anything to impress her. She likes you regardless.” Namjoon continues as he opens a bottle of water.

Jimin wants Joon to explain what he meant by that but then you enter the room again and he goes silent.

“Finally done daydreaming?” You ask as you sit down on the other side of Jimin and put your legs across his lap.

He nods before picking up another mouthful of food. A thought comes to mind that makes him pause his movements. Namjoon’s words go through his head again and before he can convince himself to not go through with it, he offers you the food he just gathered on his fork. You look at the food then back to him before you let him feed you.

“Thank you.” You say before you kiss his cheek and rest your head on his shoulder.

Jimin smiles and looks over at Namjoon who gives him a look that is the epitome of ‘I told you so’. Maybe Namjoon was right. Maybe Jimin didn’t need to learn anything. Maybe he did have a chance and there was hope for him. Only time would tell.

[minnie-marvel]

A Hellish Form of Jealous (Loki x Reader) Part 1

You were beautiful, you were confident, you were smart. If these midgardians couldn’t handle your total package then maybe a god could.

Loki x reader

Words:2,127

A/N: AHHHHH OKAY I DON’T KNOW IF YALL PEEPED IT BUT THIS FIC IS BASED OFF OF NICK JONAS’ JEALOUS BWAHAHAHA

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You sighed softly as you stared at the empty calendar at your cubicle. Your weekends were unbearably and unnaturally free for the past few weeks but that was about to change. You stood from your desk and pulled your hair out of its ponytail letting your fingers comb out through your locks.  You sauntered over to the break room eyes scanning for your co-worker Harry. He was so handsome with his curly blonde hair and sweet brown eyes. His laughter bounced off the walls of the break room like a ball until it reached your ears making the edges of your lips curl into a smile.

Your feet seemed to carry themselves as you approached him fixing your hair before flashing him a charming smile. “Harry hey! haven’t bumped into you in a while,” Oh man, you were just so smooth, weren’t you?

His smile faltered after meeting with your eyes and suddenly lifted back again but different this time. You felt your eyes awkwardly dart to the side. He was definitely forcing that smile.

“Ohhhh Y/N!! Good to see you!! What have you been up to?” He asked cordially. You could have rolled your eyes. Don’t push yourself now Harry, you might puncture an organ.

“Oh you know, working, keeping the earth’s safety in balance, the usual compound stuff…” You joked flatly watching him look over to the side. Man, it was as if he’d seen a ghost or something. “Anywho, I was wondering if you were doing anything this weekend? Maybe we could grab a drink or two get some dinner….” Your words trailed off of your lips as you saw Harry visibly pale at the mere mention of a date with you. 

“Unless the idea of that completely repulses you…?! Oh my god man!!!” You snapped suddenly planting your hands on your hips. “Damn, you could just say something instead of staring at me like I’ve got two heads on my body!!!” 

You saw Harry’s eyes glue to the floor in shame as he scratched the back of his curls. Now you really were rolling your eyes. You turned on your heels not believing that you actually had experienced this in person. You were angry, you were embarrassed, you were upset.

“Wait!!” Harry called for you. You didn’t know why you even graced him with a look over your shoulder. “Look… I’m sorry Y/N… it’s just…ugh.” He put his hands over his face and your expression scrunched up in disgust. 

“Harry you’re embarrassing yourself. I’m the one who you just rejected and somehow I still look more competent than you. Pull yourself together for Pete’s sake.” You scoffed walking off again crossing your arms over your chest as you left an icy air behind you.

“God… no wonder he likes you so much.” You heard him mutter under his breath.

“Do you still have something you want to say to me? Or are you just going to keep mumbling to yourself like a baboon?” You asked. Your eyes could have rolled out of your head and onto the floor and it wasn’t even noon yet. When his reply didn’t come you sighed leaving the room again a familiar face catching up to you. 

“Wow Y/N, that’s like… the second rejection you’ve gotten this month!!” Your coworker Lila chirped unnaturally chipper.

“You say that like it’s a good thing, Lila,” You retorted. You shook your head slightly. Your ice queen demeanor was still showing. 

“I’m sorry Lila… it’s just… it’s not fun getting rejected all the time by attractive men,” You explained while making your way down the hall with her. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me! I’m confident, I’m intelligent! I’m not too bad on the eyes either,” You noted with a swing of your finger as you listed your positive qualities.

“You’re practically perfect Y/N! All these wimpy guys are just intimidated by you!! You need a real man who’s going to know how to treat you like the queen that you are!!” She said with a nod. You rolled your eyes as she put a smile on your face. 

“And who do you think could handle all of this?” You asked motioning to your body laying a hand on your butt. “I mean I don’t even think God could handle all this in heels and a nice dress without double-taking.” 

You both stopped dead in your tracks as you saw a very muscular Thor exit a training room, a towel wrapped around his thick neck and shoulders that somehow glistened in the artificial lighting.

“Well…. Why don’t you find out??” Lila whispered to you. She planted her hands firmly on your back.

“Lila!! Shit no- I was just kidding don’t you fucking dare-” It was too late. She gave your body a rough shove and soon you were fumbling over your feet straight into the Norse god. 

He caught you easily one strong arm resting on your abdomen before he set you back on your feet seemingly without effort.

“Ah!! Lady Y/N, we meet again!! Tell me, what pleasure do I owe to be graced with your smile this day?” You felt your face flush. You weren’t sure if it was the glistening biceps or the heavenly smile that he shot you, but you definitely felt your knees almost wobble as you stared on.

“Thor!! Last time I saw you, you caused a power outage!!” You recalled.

“Ah, so you remember that do you? Tell me, have you seen Loki anywhere? I’ve been looking for him all day and you two are usually on the same wavelength.”

It was true; Loki had been your friend since you had first uttered your first fuck you’s to Tony for ruining one of your favorite pumps due to an accident that involved no fire and Dum-E. You guys were the same, quick-witted, silver-tongued and not afraid to put a bitch in their place. But besides the occasional lunch or coffee, Loki never really wanted to hang out with you. You figured as much, you two were both so similar that you were sure he’d come to hate you if he stayed around too long. You didn’t mind although, it just made the moments you did spend with him that much more memorable, you never conversed about the same things twice.

“I actually haven’t run into him today yet… but…” You felt your words get caught in your throat. Were you really about to ask this god out? Was that like, blasphemy? 

He looked up at you with those stormy blue eyes and you almost swooned. You didn’t care about blasphemy. You were determined to get at least ONE date this month and if these average Joes couldn’t handle you then maybe a god could.

“I was wondering if you’d like to go out for drinks this weekend?” You were hopeful, Thor was such a sweet person and now that he and Jane weren’t together anymore, it meant he was available.

He looked utterly perplexed and apologized immediately almost making you groan in exhaustion.

“Not you too… Geeze do I have some hot man repellent hormones on me or something?? What gives!!” You threw your hands in frustration and rubbed one of your temples.

“I apologize, Y/N…. I just thought well… my brother has always been so fond of you…” He said thoughtfully as he scratched his beard watching you just about boil over in anger.

“What??” You suddenly searched his eyes looking into their still confused expression. 

“Are you not going out with my brother?”

You felt yourself blush. The idea of it didn’t repulse you, in fact, someone might say that it would seem like a match made in heaven. But Loki never liked spending time with you for too long. If you even tried to go on a date with him you were pretty sure he’d eventually end up trying to disappear in the middle of it.

“No… I’m not.” You answered him finally after clearly your thought obviously embarrassed by the question. “Loki would probably hate dating me we’re just too similar,” You said mostly trying to reassure the thoughts in your head. Great, Thor just had to plant this seed into you. 

“Well, why don’t you talk to him first, I’m almost certain he has some sort of complicated feelings on you last time I talked with him,” He rested a hand on your shoulder now and gave you smile that you thought made angels sing.

“If he denies my intuition then I would be happy to take you out for the evening,” Thor offered. He took his hand back slowly before taking the towel off his shoulders. “I’ll see you soon hopefully,”

You watched him disappear down the hallway before Lila ran back over to your side grabbing at your arm. “What did I tell you??? Thor’s got his eyes on you!!” She encouraged jumping up and down happily.

“And Loki might too…” You said thoughtfully feeling your heart skip a beat. You bit your lip gently before walking off, headed to the one place you knew where Loki had to be.

“Hey, where are you going???” Lila shouted after you.

“Just have to see something, I’ll be back later!!!”

Before you knew it you walked into the compound library where Loki sat in a dark corner one leg propped properly on the other a book in his hands. His green eyes lifted up to you slowly before he arched an eyebrow and smirked.

“Ah Y/N, I was wondering when you would come to find me today,” He set his book down on the coffee table next to him and pointed off to another chair close by. 

“What have you been up to all day hmm lord of mischief? You asked pulling the chair right from across from him. You sat yourself down and crossed your legs staring him down. 

He didn’t stare at your legs, or your obvious attempt to look a little more ravishing than usual. You wanted to slap him upside the head with a brick that said ‘I’M TRYING TO FLIRT YOU, IDIOT’.

“Nothing entertaining that’s for certain,” he showed off his book before setting it down again. “And you?” He took up a cup of hot tea in his hands the steam from it dancing upwards into the air.

You tried to hold back your sigh. Obviously, you weren’t going to get anywhere with him. You were pulling out all your tricks, letting your hair out of its usual ponytail, wearing your best blazer, crossing your legs so that he got a nice view of your calves (you had been working out quite a bit!). Nothing was working, and you knew exactly why. You let your body posture relax and shifted your legs off of one another so that you looked like you weren’t trying to eat him alive.

“I had an interesting conversation, with your brother actually! He offered to take me out for a date this weekend, he’s looking for you by the way.” Loki nearly choked on his tea coughing softly to himself before wiping his lips of any tea that dripped from his mouth.

“A date?” he asked. You raised an eyebrow at his reaction. No way…

“yeah, do you….mind?” You asked resting your chin on a propped fist. “Because if you don’t want me to go out with Thor I can totally stay behind and we could hang out on our own or something,” You offered. You saw his eyebrows raise in shock.

“What?? Me?? And..and you, preposterous,” He said whisking away the thought with another sip of tea. 

“Y/N darling, you know that I’m fond of your company but we’re from two different worlds!! This is beneath both of us,” He shook his head in soft laughter and you felt your face heat with embarrassment and rage.

“Fine then, I didn’t know I was so obviously repulsive,” You hissed standing up from your chair. You took out your phone from your pocket and started tapping away furiously.

“What- now Y/N, you know I didn’t mean it like- what are you doing?” 

You pressed send. “I just texted Thor that I’ll be ready tomorrow at eight,” You said simply. You flipped some of your hair over your shoulder as you watched Loki’s eyes lower in an underlying jealous anger.

“What?”

“Dating me might be beneath you but apparently it’s not beneath Thor, I’m going to go out with him,” You said simply. 

“Hey, this was a good chat,” You said sarcastically already turning to leave. “Bye Loki,” You left him behind in the library with himself his jaw clenched as a harsh breath escaped his nose.

He was almost glad he was wearing green, it suited his obvious envy quite well.

Part 2

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[sanhatation]

ri’s thicc 2017 reflection post !

its still quite a few hours away from 2018 for me but i just wanted to take this time to reflect on my absolutely Lovely 2017!!! yay time 2 get sappy as i word vomit and overshare about my year on tumblr.com !!!!

thank you loads to all of my LOVELY followers !!!!!!!!! yall are the cutest, make my day on the daily ! i wish you the best 2018 that the world can offer !!! stay healthy, take time for yourself, love yourself, love others, and be kind! 💓💓

this Riley Rant here, is gonna be here for me than anything. like a Fat journal entry !! and i am an Oversharer so here she goes [jeopardy music]

to begin, i have met and befriended so many amazing people on here this year and WOW!!!!!! lovely and supportive and talented, beautiful aroha friends??? it doesnt get better than that!!!!! i would attempt to tag all of u but yall know who u are ;)) im endlessly grateful to those of you who have really made being on here worth it. heck ya sometimes im like “why do i even spend time on here” but then!!!! idk sunny comes swingin in with just a heart full of love or sara comes swingin in with her eggs or marian comes swingin in with her rare pairs or j comes swingin in with her baking posts and thats not even HALF of it !!!!! seriously.....love you guys tons.

to my friends who i have had the pleasure of remaining your friend this year and getting closer to u !! i love you. i really dont know how yall handle me especially 2015/2016 me?? a MESS! yall are the REALEST. again, yall know who u are ;)) i hope we can continue to talk and have fun in 2018, i wish yall the best. 

and lastly....heres a THICC shoutout to my six shining stars. 

as for me as an individual, 2017 was a freaking Whack year. it was incredible....dare i say, iconic. and now its time for.....RILEY’S 2017 HIGHLIGHTS !!!!!! (also includes: the sucky parts bc even those allowed me to grow !)

- man, did 2017 start out pretty rough when my country decided it was a good idea to elect a freakin cheeto for president. however! i had the lovely opportunity to attend the women’s march at my capital the day before inauguration !! and it was powerful!!!! truly an experience ill treasure forever!

- binch....thank u Winter Dream for my whole life. tbh i wont forget sobbing at my best friend’s house when it dropped. thank u Miss Again Dance Practice. thank u Miss You & Me MV. thank u Miss Cotton Candy Choreography. thank u. 

- ah.....when some pinhead started that tr*mp chanting at a basketball game lol! so iconic that we made the new york times! gotta love that....

- OMG !!! HOW TO SUCCEED !!!! an absolutely amazing experience. granted, the male lead was a Snake, but i had a blast. Rosemary will forever be close to my heart and ill always cry a little when i hear Brotherhood of Man or Paris Original !! such an awesome opportunity. i learned a frick ton about myself as a performer. i improved a ton in acting and dancing, and also came to learn that i am very good at receiving instructions and memorizing lines quickly. i learned that i need to work on some of my facial expressions and i also learned some of my habits ! i miss u Queenie H2$ :’’)

- had my first tap dance performance ever??? i really enjoyed learning tap, and i hope to pick it back up in the future !!!!

- BIIIIIINCCH i had the opportunity to visit my sister in korea!!!!!!! wow.....truly the BEST week of my entire year, maybe even LIFE! i went to the dog cafe, the sheep cafe, mcountdown, the lunar festival kick off, gwanghwamun palace, dongdaemun, shopped a ton around hongdae, ate food by the han river, visited namsan tower (but not without getting lost), hit the noraebang TWICE, walked into a private Fantagio board meeting, ate delicious chicken on a STIIICK, ran in the rain, ordered delivery mcdonalds, had the BEST fried chicken, met a bunch of monks, was led around dongdaemun by a very old korean man, SAW EUNWOO AND DOYEON AND RECEIVED MUCH LOVE AND NEARLY DIED, hit the convenience store literally every day, snuck out, GOT A WAVE FROM KEY :((( , bought Winter Dream and lots of skin care products and lots of cute clothes, had the clearest skin ive ever had in my life, went to a buddhist temple, witnessed a drunk man fall into the splits inbetween the ground and the subway, ran up and down 1000 subway stairs, fell in love with a man named Peanut, drank too much banana and strawberry milk, sobbed my face off at the festival as korean grandmas bowed to me, tried tons of new foods (including the nastiest bowl of cheese ramyun ive ever had in my life), bought lots of socks, rode an airplane for......like 40 hours in total? literally the best week of my Life

- had my junior vocal recital ! it was a cute girl. i felt my acting had really improved since sophomore voice recital !! 

- had prom on my 17th birthday and had a jolly good time !!! my mom made my dress and i felt like a Stunner

- dream pt. 01...she rly is that Bad Bih. best era. miss her loads. none of us ever deserved her. 

- les mis !!!!!! two whole weeks.....another Best Time. i learned so much, made so many lifetime friends, had a blast, sang my heart out.....such a freaking good time. i miss her

- got to spend the ENTIRE summer with momo!!!!!!!!!!! literally the ENTIRE!!!!! and what did we do? hit the park, watched lemonade mouth and fantastic beasts and starstruck and that random unicorn movie, made the Best slime, made that ICONIC weki meki video, laughed a ton, cried a ton, stayed up all night for the sunrise, stayed later for the sunset & thunderstorm, walked home in the pouring rain & lightning (IT IS VERY WET), went to the beach, met many dogs, got me hairs cut, befriended that Cat, and went to a painting class

- cabin week !!!!!!!!!!! whatta lovely time

- my brother’s wedding !!!! honestly? my best outfit of the year... had a bangin time. his wife is truly a cutie and i love her tons!

- there was that Mess in august and i still feel sorry to those who felt hurt because of it. i learned a lot about how things especially on the internet can be easily misunderstood and misinterpreted, so u gotta be EXTRA careful with your words ! 

- through that i also came to accept that u cant get everyone to understand or like u, and tbh that is okay for now. all we can do when we make mistakes is try to understand & learn, apologize, and try to better ourselves. and sometimes even when u do that, u still may not be liked. and thats okay. as long as you are trying your best and recognize mistakes, its all good. 

-skinny dipped at girls time wow what a freaking TIME

- woah dude i dropped out of my arts school lmao!!! the BIGGEST change in my life since 2014.;..wow! i dont even have the words to say how much stress was lifted off of me and i love senior yr !!!!

- momo came to CT!!!!!! 

- seeing svt live !!!!! but tbh the best part was seeing momo, “I LOVE A MAN WHO CAN SEW”, “I!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIHOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, “IM UNDERAGE”, and when Mo BLASTED to that other line

- LAKE COMPOUNCE LMAOOOOO I LOVE JIHOON PT2!!!!

- my mom, sister, and i took an eight week painting class! i finished two paintings and learned a ton!! honestly a good time

- dream pt. 02.....shes that other Bad Bih....absolutely adore her

- i also learned that its okay to cut people off who are toxic. especially if you have already informed them that they make u feel bad, they are not worth trying to please or keep around. take care of yourself. similarly, its okay to block people, and you dont owe them an explanation

- MADI CAME HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my other half...missed her so much :(((

- riley’s calligraphy christmas !!!!! was so much fun and i loved people’s reactions and i loved learning arohas favorite astro lyrics !!!

- ah...............one of the hardest weeks of my whole life. the pain still lingers, and i know itll hit me again like a boulder the next time we see only four of my angels standing on stage. for four months, i was worried sick about another member, and i even knew he was hurting, that his mental illness was real. my heart aches and there is a piece of it missing, but it will never be replaced. i know you are much happier now, jjong. i love you. 

- and also because of that, i have been able to think a lot about how i live my life. thoughts like ‘am i watching out for my family and friends enough?’ ‘am i listening enough?’ ‘is this funny comment worth it?’ ‘am i happy?’ im trying to be better. to not take things for granted, to only be kind, to always be there for those i love, for those who love me. and i will try my hardest to not complain about small or petty inconveniences. to try harder to be optimistic. 

- christmas was with my whole family for the first time in five years ;;; she was such a cute girl!

and now on to the next act !!!! its called RILEY’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS !!!!!!!!!! 

1. lets start with the basic stuff that im 99% not gonna pull through on: keep ur room clean. keep everywhere u go clean, it makes mom upset. eat better, u know there is other foods in this house besides peanut butter and pepperoni and popcorn. 

2. send out at least one Lovely Ask per day. i made this goal sometime over the summer, and i did it for a few months until i started to forget ;; its not that hard, u just gotta remember to do it !! 

3. sis.....quit Procrastinating.......GET ur FREAKING application done...do ur homework the night before lmao! call who u need to !!! write those thank u cards!!!! go get them scholarships!!!! enter that graphic design contest lmao!!! just DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! time is wasting

4. just be happy 

[writesaboutbangtan17]

ok yall were talking about how the members would be about sex?? ok you cant just say that and move on spill it B

this conversation took place in the dead of the night several months ago SO she called me up and we discussed just for this ask. and btw “she” is my best friend Brittainie (@defendkimseokjin) and we’re nasty :// pls enjoy, very nsfw ahead:

cheol — like i said, this is what the fic was inspired by so i’ll keep it short. doesn’t have a lot of time so it’s always rushed, rough, messy. definitely into ass stuff, loves to do it from behind. has a creampie kink. 

jeonghan — huge on giving body worship, loves to call u “prince/princess”, but RELENTLESSLY teases. could spend hours touching u just so in just that way that you’re turned on and crying but there’s !!! no release !!! and he giggles in that evil way he does

joshua — i asked brittainie how she thought joshua would be in bed and she said “scared” and then she said he’d be that guy asking all these questions like “oh my god are you ok” “oh my god does it hurt” “oh my god am i doing it right” but then she said “except he wouldn’t take god’s name in vain he’d say ‘oh my gosh’” and that’s all i got out of her. i agree that’s what he’d be like at first u know he’d be soft and a lil vanilla but he’s got a “dark” side ok he’d be into a Lite Kink like costumes n roleplaying

junhui — goofy!!! ass!!! motherfucker!!! he’d be balls deep in u cracking jokes and making puns you’d be like “i’m cumming” and he’d just “hi cumming i’m jun” and he’d think it was genuinely hilarious. but because he’s also kinky af you’d be tied up with like a butt plug in during all this so it wouldn’t be that annoying when he says stupid shit. afterwards he’s very snuggly :( because he’s a soft teddy bear :(

soonyoung — SOLID switch. loves to dominate and destroy u but also loves to be dominated and destroyed. wants to perform both roles equally. not to be cliche but have you seen perf team do “who”? dude knows how to move those dancer’s hips aaannnd they practice like 16 hrs a day and sleep maybe 5 hrs average so dude’s got stamina out the ass, would fuck u hard and deeeeep all night long. not to be cliche again but give him a strip tease and a lap dance! he’d worship u

wonwoo — apparently we disagree on this one since i thought he’d be vanilla but brittainie immediately said “he’d be kinky.” she thinks he’d be rlly into orgasm denial of himself n subwoo works with my original thought that he’d be rlly affectionate and romantic. so like deny his orgasms but give him lots of kisses and take a candelit bath with him afterwards.

jihoon — brittainie: “for some reason i feel like he’d be rlly good at eating you out and fingering u” so? he’d be heavy into foreplay when he had the time to string u out the way he wanted to. also he’s got a dirty mouth on him and he’d looove to hear how u feel and what u like

minghao — OK SO look at minghao’s fingers aren’t they kind of scary?? i’m always sending her pics of them n saying how terrifying he’d be if he fingered u because he’d scoop ur fucking insides out…but in reality ohhh my god he’d be so good with his hands, could reach all the good spots. and he’d leave enormous palm prints on ur ass from aggressive spankings relieving pent up stress n irritation on u. also don’t quote me on this but he’d say the filthiest shit in mandarin.

mingyu — is the definition of a Gentle Giant!!! he’d just want to make u feel good!!! and the whole time he’s just so happy!!! that ur letting him fuck u!!! this is the greatest moment of his life!!! afterwards he’d just say thank u lmao also no big deal but he’s got a huge dick

seokmin — ok seokmin is…i feel like a lot of ppl would think he’s just a soft gentle bright baby but consider this: he wants to haul u onto his lap and grind u onto his wide firm thighs and while ur shaking from orgasm, trying to squirm away, begging him to stop…he’s holding u down and flexing his thigh n telling u how good ur being and telling u that u are going to come again and u do, on his thigh before he throws u down and fucks u for his own release…and afterward he smiles and he’s back to the soft gentle bright baby that u know and love :-)

seungkwan — allow me to copy/paste what i messaged brittainie on twitter on july 24th after i saw this gif lmao: the first time seungkwan would want to PROVE HE’S A REAL MAN but he’d realize all he wants is to hear pretty whimpers n moans all for him, that makes him feel man enough!!! so after that he’d be eager to please kwan who is down to try literally anything n just likes to have fun sex, he likes giggling n talking during it not trying to force some serious atmosphere. as previously discussed, he’s huge on both giving n receiving body worship, and no matter what kind of body his lover has he thinks they’re a god/goddess n it’s his mission to make sure they know that ;( also probably has an ass thing n begs to try anal. p.s. seungkwan is loud as hell in bed but every sound he makes sounds musical, also sometimes subconsciously n sometimes on purpose tries to harmonize moans w his partner /// srry i have…..a lot of feelings abt him that i’m trying to work through

hansol — ur typical teenage boy. he’s horny all the time and he loves boobs and he’s so excited to HAVE SEX!!! but no matter how bad he wants to bone u, ur still gnna be the one that has to come on to him instead of the other way around because he’s shy and awkward and he’s gnna blush so hard when u touch his dick fr the first time and when u start taking off ur clothes he’ll be gone. he’s gnna keep asking if ur sure that u rlly want to do this which will be cute at first but then annoying until u just have to get him on his back and climb on top of him and ride him all night, otherwise he’ll just sit at the end of ur bed asking if ur sure until morning. but just WATCH that boy n his aftercare skills he’ll get u a glass of water n massage ur legs and wash u up and :// sigh that’s the sweet boy u love

chan — SEND ME A MESSAGE OFF ANON IF U WANNA DISCUSS CHAN I’M NOT GETTING INTO IT…all i’m saying is that jeonghan n the hyungs have given him a fucking complex that kid is gnna be dom af he’s gotta feel in control somewhere and the bedroom is where

💕🌻✨🍑💕🌻✨🍑💕🌻✨🍑💕🌻✨🍑

[svt-smk]

Junhui

How you meet Jun, how you meet SVT, and how Jun proposes:

oH my god thi s boy

let’s start at the beginning

he saw you while getting coffee across the street from his practice room

when he saw you this boy squealed

which drew a little bit of unwanted attention from the old couple in the corner

but seriously

he liKe actUaLLy SqUEALeD

and he was smiling like a maniac behind his mask because w O w

you’re beautiful

are you even real 

are you a pigment of his imagination ??????

but nope

you’re real

and once he collected himself, he ordered his coffee

and tO HIS SURPRISE 

you came up to him and started a conversation

“you’re gonna have to wait a while because they ran out of vanilla”

and in his head he’s like “AAAAHUHAUZHAXHU”

but on the outside he’s like “lol rlly”

bc if he says anything longer than 5 syllables 

he will break out in a nervous squeal, again

SO THAT’S WHEN YOU GUYS MET

and normally, you went to that coffee shop everyday and was thinking

“whO IS THIS MAN AND WHY HAVENT I SEEN HIM BEFORE”

but since that day, jun started coming to get coffee everydaY

and you two become good friends

you guys never exchange numbers though

it’s just “lol see ya tmr”

but anyway

seungcheol was about to smack him for always leaving in the middle of practice to get coffee

and one day minghao was there and said “lol jun likes a girrrrrl”

anD EVERYONE WOULD saY “WHAT R U SAYING MINGHAO”

and jun would be all flustered and like “goTTA BLAST YALL”

and he left to go meet you

and evERYONE FOLLOWED

he went across the street to the coffee shop and there you were

working on your hw on the laptop like usual

and you smiled and waved at him and then 12 boys came crashing through the doors like “oH HEY SUP”

and you started laughing bc jun has this look plastered on his face that said that he was about to drop kick all of them

and when you motioned for them to sit in your booth

they all came and was like “hey can we be friEnds too????”

and u were like omg what if they’re all serial killers

why is half of your face covered

and why does that one have more beautiful hair than me

but u were like whatever,,,,,,,,sure,,,,,, ok,,,,, i guess lmao

THAT’S WHEN THE FRIENDSHIP STARTED

as the weeks passed, you started meeting them at the practice rooms instead of the coffee shop

and you learned aLL of their names

and found out that they recently debuted as a kpop idol group called SEVENTEEN

and u were just glad they weren’t murderers tbh

anyway,,,,,

you got super close with the other members

and they would constantly tease u about jun

“lol u like the dance?? jun said you would!!!”

“lol u like spicy food??? jun does too!!!1!!”

and u would be soooOOOOo lost bc 10 seconds ago you were just talking about a game you recently downloaded 

like whatttt

and ofc you liked jun

you liked him a loTTT

but you thought that he didn’t like you back so u just sorta hung out with them lots

until oNe day

jun and minghao showed up to the practice room

and you smiled and waved

and he started blushing like crazy bc c’mon now

he’s liked you for months at this point

but after he was done being flustered, and a lot of pushing and shoving from the other members

he finally pulled you out of the practice room

i mean

he puLLED you

by your arms

outside the door

and you heard giggling from the other side and u were like

lmao wat

and he didn’t even say anything

he just kissed you

it wasn’t a rough kiss either

it was an innocent kiss

like those kisses that you give babies when they’re like super cute 

except on the lips

anyway

after he pulled away

u were like lmao jun waTTTTT

and he was just flailing his arms around like

“oh ya and like u see, i like u

“you make my heart pound *gif*

and u were just standing there thinking

- omG HE LIKES ME

ok okokokookokokook y/n, don’t squeal for the love of god-

then he said, “will you be my girlfriend?”

and when you said yes

he squealed

then the 12 boys behind the door squealed 

and you were just laughing

and he pulled you in for the biggest hug known to man

and that’s how you guys started dating

you two were that couple that were always touching each other tbh

his hands would always be on your waist or lower (;

or he would be holding your hand

or his head would be on top of yours when he back hugged you

just

LOTS AND LOTS OF SKINSHIP OK

and you two would have little coffee dates at the coffee shop

and one day, after you two have been together for 2 years, he took you to your favorite hiking trail

and you guys stopped at your usual spot, near the waterfall

and you two were watching the sunset

after a couple minutes, you realized he wasn’t next to you anymore

you turned around and he was on one knee

and you started crying

he asked you to marry him, and you couldn’t even form words

you just nodded your head and hugged him while on the floor

and then in the distant, you can hear the 12 boys squealing

and you just hear seungkwan scream “mY BOY IS FINALLY A MAN”

anyway, that’s how jun would ask you out/propose

[smuttyfairy]

Admin Smuttyfairy @ BTS WINGS TOUR CONCERT IN NEWARK DAY 2

Hello peoples! Here is my very much somewhat long ass post on the concert I attended! I apologize for such a late post of this but I’ve just been so wiped out and tired since then. 

This is written over the span of the past few days since the concert so the entire thing is a little rough and much of a blur. Beware of some nonsense and small grammar errors here and there.

I will also have a list of tips for anyone who needs it (towards the bottom)!

Okay so while I have this fresh on my mind, I’ll go ahead and explain and kind of story-tell the day and everything.

So, starting Thursday night we heard that the Friday concert people were already camping out. So we kind of freaked a little and decided to go extreme but not too crazy extreme. Get what I mean?

So, we woke up at 5AM, literally rolled out of our pajamas and called and UBER to take us to prudential center. To make things worse, we all went to bed around 12-1AM (me being last to sleep of course), and at some point in the night wake up to pee at 3:30AM and couldn’t go back to sleep. SO I WAS BASICALLY RUNNING ON 2 & HALF HOURS RIP ME GUYS.

To makes matters just a tad bit worse we didn’t really eat a full meal before we left and before attending the actual concert. B r o. I was dying the whole day.

ANYWAY BACK TO 5-6AM STAKE OUT. Powerhouse was giving wristbands to GA for entrance into the center at 11AM. We get to the place and we oh roughly estimate there’s about 150-200 fans already out?? So we felt pretty good about our place in terms of getting into the concert venue itself. LORD THE COLD. I thought I was going to lose my mind. My toes were frozen, at one point I couldn’t feel my feet and man just being in the cold hurts. BUT WE SURVIVED. WE DID IT. THE WHOLE 5-6 HOUR WAIT. I say 5-6 hour wait because at 11AM they started distributing the wristbands in a careful order so it took waaaaay longer than I thought it should have. We ended up leaving the venue to go back to our hotel to get ready for the actual concert maybe around 12-1:30??? And we had to get back by 3PM since Admin Wangfairy and our other friend had soundcheck.

So we split up, Admin Kookfairy and another friend of ours, we attempt to find merch but of course it’s all sold out (cries af) except for towels and the 2nd version BTS lightsticks. I also wanted to try out the BTS photobook but the line was sooosoosoossosooooooo long and we had to get in line for our GA access at 5-530PM (honestly can’t remember) Bc they wanted us in our numbered ordered and of course that was difficult af.

Anyway, 5:30PM or so rolls on and the four of us booked (but not really Bc security didn’t want us to run) it as soon as we got scanned in and everything. Admin Wangfairy was in P1 and our other friend and myself were in P2.

The wait was long but doable. I met a few nice people there and even sat and took a rest for my feet and legs for a bit since I was practically low on energy and everything. I was actually ready to just pass tf out when I sat down tho hahaha. RIP. I was really tired y'all.

Anyway, our friend and I were in the middle, pretty somewhat decently close to the stage but not close up to be noticed or touched. MVs were playing and the fans would sing along and scream and sing fanchants while the stadium slowly filled up.

By 7:30 the music was blasted much louder than before and then finally after the last MV played, the intro VCR played. BRO THAT WAS A LIT INTRO VCR THO.

Anyway, after the VCR the boys come up and ohhhhh my godddd. I’ve been to a few other KPOP concerts before but I’ve never firsthand experienced being in a GA PIT standing. B R O. ITS AS WILD AS EVERYONE SAYS. Like if you’re not by the barricade/rails near the stage then your kinda fucked, especially if you’re in the mush of the inner crowd. As soon as BTS dropped into the scene I was being pushed all over, forward and side to side oh my godddd. My position itself shifted multiple times. I even lost my friend and got worried Bc she’s such a smol.

Another thing, I’m flipping short y'all and some people were tol or had their phones up. Like I couldn’t see the main stage BTS performed on :/ it was disappointing for me :( and like I already hadn’t eaten anything nor drunk enough water throughout the day like I’m supposed to and I had to deal with people shoving and pushing in the crowd with sweat and our bodies touching. It was very gross and grimey and damn I was a sweating mess.

OK SO. Of course the first song that is performed is Not Today and ohhh my god when the curtain dropped and the music played and the dramatic and rude ass sexual gotmefeelingsometypeofwaybutimstillhypeaf look was showed on the screens shiittttt I couldn’t even believe I was seeing BTS in the golden af flesh. LEGIT THEY ARE ALL MORE BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON COMPARED TO WHAT YOU SEE THROUGH PICTURES AND FANCAMS (It was the same for EXO & GOT7 too yall). OK BACK TO NOT TODAY. I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES. THEY WERE SO TAN, SO GLIMMERING AND SHINING AND REAL??? And ohhhh my god. Y'all know I’m a huge hoe for Jungkook but god dAmn Taehyung with the headband and just the way he LoOkEd overall IT HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY (Im starting go relive my tae feels can y'all tell).

I can’t remember the exact order of the songs they performed because it really went by so fast even though the entire concert was 2 and a half hours. I recorded a few performances and I took a couple (maybe many) pics of Jungkook towards the end when he was standing still (I’ll upload these when I get home). Nonetheless, I definitely enjoyed and partied it up with the crowd when I was recording. I really took in the performances and tried to get a good glimpse of the boys but they were on the main stage so it was difficult to see especially when people were in front of me and had their army bombs and cameras up in the air (I was on my toes too).

When Jungkook’s solo stage came on I seriously stopped breathing Bc *sniff* THATS BABE YALL. His voice and beauty and moves and just everything is so unreal he has so much stamina and he’s so built, his thighs are as thick we all see them in pics and just oh. My. God. Jeon Jungkook is a golden beauty and I swear I’ve never been so in love with an idol like this. AND BOOOOIIIII he was sweating SO MUCH. HE SWEAT TF OUT OF HIS SHIRT YOU COULD SEE HIS CHEST THROUGH THE SWEAT ON HIS SHIRT. Y'all know I was screaming my head off.

The next solo stage was Jiminnieboo and omfggg. Listen yall, it was sin af. The lights were red and I swear his top was so low you could see a pec if he bent over a bit. You think suffering through the screen of watching his fancams and the short film of Lie was bad? LORDDDDD. JUST LISTENING TO IT AND WATCHING IT ON THE BIG SCREEN LIVE AND SEEING FROM THE TIPS OF MY TOES ABOVE THE TALL ASS STAGE WAS EVEN WORSE. Never have I ever wanted to suffer so much more by watching this performance. And watching him just dance is so hot like omfg it was great, I love not breathing air and holy shit when he put the blindfold on, I lost my shit and wanted to fling myself in a pit of fire as I’m sure everyone else in the stadium did too. I’m sure at this point I was so focused on just trying to suffer I ended up gawking and staring up at the screen with drool running down the corner of my mouth.

The next solo stage was Yoongs’ and holy jesus Christ when his VCR came on I was so shook af???? LIKE THE VCR IDK MAN??? IT WAS SO ATTRACTIVE JUST SEEING HIS FACE AND SHIT BEING ANGSTY AND HOT AND JUST BEING YOONGI???? LIKE IDK MAN THIS ERA WITH THE BLACK HAIR KINDA FUCKS ME UP???? BUT ANYWAY. Can u believe he rose from the stage leaning all cool and shit against the piano. LIKE B O I YESSSS. And then he drops the first line from his song and suddenly all the screaming you hear comes to a halt? Was that just my mind doing that? :’) His stage was beautiful yall…I can’t believe I heard and watched Min Yoongi perform his solo song :’) Unfortunately it was performed on the main stage so, the struggle was real yall.

After that, MY FAV SONG COMES ON YALL. L O S T. THE BOYS ROSE FROM THE EXTENDED STAGE IN FRONT OF P2. HOLY SHIT THE CROWD WAS WILDT AF AND THERE WAS SO MUCH SHOVING AND PUSHING AT THIS TIME IT WAS FLIPPING ANNOYING AND CRAZY.

But anyway, below is a pic of how close I was :’)

I couldn’t believe I was seeing this stage so close?? And I couldn’t stop looking at Jungkook holy cow he was just so attractive man :’) And the choreo for this song is so beautiful god I can’t even explain just how enticing this performance was for me.

I’m finishing writing this two days later so my memory at this point is a blur RIP ME (I fell asleep when I started writing this and it was hours right after the concert and we spent the whole day in NYC so again couldn’t finish this). I think Namjoon was next. But man…his song Reflection. IT MAKES ME SO EMO. As soon as it dropped I got goosebumps and I just wanted to jump a cliff tbh. Whenever his lyrics “I wish I could love myself” came on, the crowd yelled “We love you” which I wasn’t expecting at all to be that loud but mannnn CHILLS AF.

The next solo stage I believe was Tae’s? I recorded this one even though he performed on the main stage but I captured the video screen! His voice is so great guys, I can’t believe the range he’s capable of :’) he’s not Jungkook or Jimin but who tf says he can’t sing bc he is Kim fucking Taehyung and he is a beautiful ass vocalist :’) how can his voice be as deep as the sea but reach the height of the empire state building?!! TT His stage was so emo, and so beautiful and emotional and jfiewaougfjawe I can’t even. I REALLY love this song too TT ARE YOU CALLING ME A SINNER

The next performance is Hobi’s!! HEY MAMAFIEOFJOFA. CAN I JUST SAY W O W. You know this shit was lit and just breath taking because this boy is such a cute sunshiny fluff ball and he’s over here performing this song about his mom :’) And even though it seems like the song is very pop and happy, there’s like that seemingly sad tone to it?? AM I MAKING ANY SENSE???? But ugh…the background screen would play clips of his past from the old eras, predebut and baby pics…my god it was just emotional to see it all there while he’s performing :’) And his energy and vocality is TT ughghhgg the stage was GREAT MAN THE STAGE WAS GREAT //SOBS// HELLO MAMA TTTTTTTTTTTT

After that is of course mama Jin :’) ughhhh this song guys :’) it emotionally wrecks me. It was just so beautiful and breathtaking to watch Jin perform this and hearing all the fans quiet down but also sing along to the song with him :’) I was so shocked that the fans were singing so loudly man and I just felt so proud and my heart clenched bc I’m pretty sure by the end of his performance Jin was on the brink of tears :’) I just felt so glad that we were able to move him in that way, even if it were just a little.

After Jin’s perf was of course C Y P H E RRRRRR WOOOOOO B RO THAT STAGE WAS L I T. LEMME TELL YOU MAN. THEY ARE RAP GODS RAP KINGS ALL SUPED UP IN THAT VELVETY DRAPE LIKE Y E S STEP ON ME???? The crowd was of course wild and jesus pit was crazy because rap line performed this on the extended stage so my ass was getting pushed all over :’) ESPECIALLY DURING FIRE MY GOD IT WAS SO ANNOYING I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. But still, FIYAAAAAA OH AYE OHHHFEWAOIF. When all of the boys stepped out in those red velvet blazers holy Christ man…THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKCING KINGS??? I mean they are tbh!! After that they performed their older singles and performed 21st century girl and of course that was lit :’) I enjoyed myself here and really just hyped it up and sang along and everything!

After the ment, the next song is Boy Meets Evil. This was performed on the main stage I believe? I remember struggling to see it on stage so it must have been. After that is BST of course and all our asses get wrecked as soon as the instrumental for it drops and the boys come out on stage and get into position and then BAM. PIDDAMNUNMUL *cue moment of self black out bc I cant remember shit so I must have suffered so bad I lost my memory* But seriously though, the fanchants and fans just screaming and singing along to this song was amazing and it just felt really nice :’)

After that they did another ment and said they’d perform one last song? I think it was this one where they said it??? Or was it before BST? O_O okay well, WINGS started playing and the boys danced all over and got really hyped and interreacted with the crowd and everything! They had a dance battle during the dance break part before Hobi’s rap which was a blessing to watch on the extended stage. And then after that they all crouched in front of the camera as Hobi rapped his part and all hyped it up together and man it was a great performance.

I can’t actually remember when or where they said they were going to perform one last song but after chanting BTS a VCR came on and it was a deep one for sure. A montage of their older mvs (the most recent ones from HYYH era I think). I kinda want to watch this again because there’s a quote I saw there that I really liked TT but it was really moving bc one boy = 7 hearts?(something like that) :’)

After that, 2!3! Hoping for better days starts which I think I remember most of the fans sang along to! And then the finally song they performed was Spring Day and of course that was beautiful. I think at this point I was so wiped out the only thing I did was take it all in before the concert ended and just yelled the fanchants and sang along to the song.

Before I knew, the boys said their thanks and goodbyes and then the concert was over and the credits started rolling and the lights were back on and the boys were gone :’)

While this is not the first concert I’ve been to, I’d like to think that this was one of the best ones yet even though I suffered and stressed in pit. Eventually I found my smol friend and we met up with our other two and left the building and off to our hotel.

Anyway, that was my experience! If I had finished it the first day I started working on this it would have probably been a little more detailed so I apologize again for that :’) I hope my experience will hype you guys up for your concert day if you are attending!

- - -TIPS - - -

-Definitely get a lot of rest before the concert date starts. Eat and hydrate very well beforehand just in case you don’t have time or can’t during the day of.

-If you plan on camping out and/or staying out overnight, please make sure to check the weather and be safe and aware of your surroundings if you’re unfamiliar with the area. Also make sure to bring snacks (preferably fruit or granola bars) and water (also, try to keep it clean and don’t be one of those assholes who leave their trash on the ground and scattered all over for the wind to make an even bigger mess). Also if it’s cold af, bringing blankets and hand warmers will help to keep you warm and somehow survive.

-if you’re going alone and you’re worried about meeting people and making friends: don’t be afraid! The people around you are nice (or should be) and they are just as hyped to see BTS perform just as you are! Start a convo and ask where they’re from and who’s their bias of the group and what’s a favorite song they can’t wait to watch be performed!

-if you’re standing in pit: if you get offered a banner I would suggest you either decline it bc you won’t have the hands to hold it OR gladly take it and roll it and keep it in your bag just to store it there because when you’re in pit you will most likely only care about the performance and wanting to try and record it OR may want to just enjoy yourself without the obstruction of any other object but your phone and a bts bomb lightstick in your hands. That’s how it was for everyone in pit at my concert day.

-if you plan on buying merch: bring a bag or decent sized backpack to store your merch in! You want to try and keep from holding too many things in your hands during the concert and this will prevent you from losing things.

-the photo booth: if you plan on using the photo booth, it should be outside the venue somewhere nearby. How it works is by luck and randomness. Depending on the venue I think, you will answer a survey and receive a photocard collage of BTS. A box will be nearby and you will be given the chance to draw from the box for a chance at the photo booth. If you draw an orange ball, you will get to use the photo booth. If you do not get the orange ball, you will have to step out y fortunately :/ (I’m not sure if they let you redo it all over a second time tho). The line for this gets ridiculous.

-if you’re short and you’re standing in pit, I would suggest y'all wear something comfy for the heat (wear deodorant too) and possibly heels or platforms or boots with tall heels so you can see just above the stage and above the heads of the people around you. I was regretting I didn’t bring the tall heels I had Bc I’m sure I would have enjoyed the concert much better. :’)

-if you have signs or fanart you want to show the boys, please be aware of the people behind you and do not obstruct their view. It’s rude and unfair to them so if you’re going to do it, do it for a short time.

-what you do and how you spend your time at the concert is all on you in terms of recording and taking pictures, however I recommend you guys to enjoy the concert as best as you can and try to really embed it into your memory 💕

Good luck and have fun!

[yeont4n]

Answer all!!

here we fuckn goooooooooo

we are bulletproof: if you could be any superhero, who would you be and why?

u kno that 1 girl from sky high whose only power was shapeshifting into a hamster? her. no reason

no more dream: if you woke up tomorrow to be incredibly famous, how would you react?

id go check my mailbox to collect all my free promotional gifts and then prolly fake my own death

i like it: if you could reverse any moment in your life, what would that moment be? 

there’s 1 thing but im not rlly gonna expose myself like tht on here smh

n.o: biggest pet peeve?

loud chewing/loud eating,,,,,,

we on: how do you deal with people who don’t like you?

i dont deal wit it lmfao it’s not my business who likes me n who doesn’t unless someone’s being particularly vocal about it:// in that case i’d prolly jus laugh about it

if i ruled the world: what would you do if you found out that you were an heir to a wealthy kingdom?

lmfao. idk tbh prolly decide which breed of dog i wanted to be known for loving

coffee: what’s your coffee order?

i dont order coffee often buh somethin w a lot of sugar.

cypher pt. 1: if you had to be part of a kpop group, what position would you want to be (i.e. leader, visual, lead vocal, dancer, rapper, maknae, etc.)

maknae i guess? how about staff

rise of bangtan: when and how did you get into the king and legends, also known as bangtan sonyeondan?

i saw a video of yoongi performing intro:nevermind in like 2015 n was :o ! buh never looked into it. in 2016 i saw the fire and bst dance practice vids and was like :0!??? but again, never looked into it. then finally spring day/not today mvs dropped n i FINALLY looked into who these boys were n jus fell down an ever spiraling rabbit hole.. now we here

satoori rap: what does home mean to you?

a feeling. i mean i have a few physical manifestations of the concept of home: my town, my school, my house. things i can return to. but really it’s a feeling isn’t it?? safety, familiarity, comfort, fondness

boy in luv: when you are interested in someone (romantically, sexually, etc.), does your behavior change?

yeah probably altho i dnt have many data points to go over rn

just one day: who would you want to spend the last day of your life with?

yall expectin me 2 say bts buh id want 2 be wit my friends n family . bts can b there 2 if they want

tomorrow: goal that you would like to achieve within the next year?

get into..... college.....

cypher pt. 2: one thing about yourself you wish people would appreciate more?

i never express appreciation n all that verbally thru words or physically thru touch buh i have my own ways of showin tht i care n i guess it dont count if i dont communicate explicitly like: hey ilu ! . what happened to actions speak louder than words smh

spine breaker: what is your weakness when it comes to spending money?

makeup!!!!!!!!!! >

jump: favorite childhood memory?

getting my dog tina!!!!

miss right: what is your ideal ‘type’?

physically i tend 2 like the boyish types likkee think taehyung inu era i guess. boy next door vibes; ive never rlly been into the macho build or the preppy, neat look, or the rough around the edges, angsty shithead badboy exterior model like i like my boys S.O.F.T.! puppy-ish!

personality wise i guess jusssss idk i’m gonna copy n paste a list of qualities i look 4 in a partner that i wrote for a different ask game a while back: Sense of humor, openmindedness, compassion, reliability, ability 2 communicate directly/emotional maturity, ambition/drive/work ethic, etc.

i like it pt. 2: dream date? 

yall prolly expecting me to say smthn like staying in n watching movies n eating junk but i’d prolly wanna go out n do smthn ngl. not a movie where u can hardly even speak or a dinner date where u feel trapped n stiff buh smthn fun n mildly competitive n engaging ??????? although jus chillin dont sound so terrible either

danger: have you ever had a near-death experience?

kinda not really it was on hampton beach n i had an allergic reaction but i wasnt on death’s door or nuthn

war of hormone: most embarrassing moment?

i bled thru my fucking pants in like 7th grade n it got on the chair! it was bad lol i was jus talking about this w my friend n she was like “yeah i remember that haha:)” shut up caitlin

hip hop lover: three songs that are meaningful to you?

moonlight sonata, ballade no. 1 in g minor, bts’ entire discography ties for 3rd

let me know: are you good at keeping secrets?

no lmfao . keeping my own, sure.

rain: most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

some words that have never been used to describe me, grace: spontaneous, easy going, flexible. the most impulsive thing i’ve done is prolly take a random sidestreet omw home just for the heck of it lol

cypher pt. 3: favorite outfit to wear?

cute jeans w a belt, a crop top. white adidas. i like dresses too tho!! n i really like layered clothes (a mock turtle neck under a slip dress or like a pinstripe button up under a babydoll fit blouse. i jus think it’s fuckin adorable)

blanket kick: longest time you’ve spent lying in bed (sleeping or not)? 

prolly 2 or 3 days

24/7 = heaven: what are you most looking forward to?

fuck i rlly dk . doesnt that suck??

look here: do you have any hidden talents?

i can burp on command lmfaoofdj

second grade: proudest accomplishment?

dont ask me this if u dnt want to be made uncomfortable by how genuinely unproud of myself i am lol

i need u: are you in love?

wit k*m t*aehy*ng? yeah.

hold me tight: does physical contact comfort you?

no........... maybe i havent found the right person but it’s not my cup of tea generally speaking

love is not over: ever had your heart broken?

no but now i know what i can look forward to haha

dead leaves: how loyal are you?

im rlly loyal if that commitment is mutual. w my family i’m ride or die i’ll fuck anyone up who comes for my asshole brother idc!!!!!!!!!

move: last time you cried?

cant remember,, i dnt cry much. prolly watching reply 1988 when bo ra and her dad were exchanging letters on her wedding day.

butterfly: most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

his name looks similar to my url thats the only hint im giving

run: do you like traveling? if so, where? what’s your dream vacation?

i dnt really like travelling tbh but i do wanna go back to korea one day. not necessarily as a tourist but as a diasporic korean person myself

ma city: if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

idk. i cant imagine not living in the states tbh but i also cant say i love it here either

baepsae: do you vote and/or keep up with politics?

i can’t vote but i’m in my school’s youth vote committee which runs debates for local elections and registration drives at the end of the year. i kept up with politics a lot more last year but after the election i jus got 2 bitter. i know what’s going on but only sort of surface level smh

dope: what did you want to be when you were younger? how does it compare to what you want to be now?

i wanted to be a teacher lmfao and i wanted to commute to college n save $$ bc i was a practical little fucker even when i was 6. these days i’m not that interested in teaching bc a) i’d be objectively bad at it and b) i was a classroom mentor for elementary schools and... realized i can’t work w kids tht small every damn day i’d rlly snap

fire: are you a spontaneous person?

no~

save me: your favorite place on earth?

rn??? m y bed

young forever: what is one movie from your childhood that you will always treasure?

august rush lol

boys with fun: you’re going on a roadtrip with seven other people– dead, alive, fictional, real, famous, or not. who are they, and why?

really......... seven other people:)? guess.

converse high: how many pairs of shoes do you own?

12??? 3 are the same black heel lmfao n a lot i havent worn in years but i still technically own them. i rlly b wearing the same 4 pairs in a cycle n 1 rotten bleach stained soggy mess for work shoes.

whalien 52: weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? alternatively, weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

weirdest dream i ever had was way too long to type out n had way too many references to people in my personal life to ever be interesting lmao

house of cards: when was the last time you felt sexy?

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH?????????????????

boy meets evil: have you ever committed a crime? if so, what was it? alternatively, what is the worst thing you have ever done?

does speeding count smh.

blood, sweat, & tears: kinkiest kink you have?

rolling eyes emoji. pass!

begin: who are you most grateful for in your life?

my parents!

lie: biggest fear?

real talk? failure. abandonment but i’m adopted, how cliche. also bugs

stigma: would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

date of death bc if i knew the cause but not have any indication of when it’d hit me, i’d be a paranoid agoraphobic wreck for the rest of my life

first love: do you believe in soulmates?

yes but i also believe you can have more than one! and that soulmates aren’t exclusively romantic

reflection: if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

get ur fucking bangs cut

mama: are you good at giving advice?

yeah i think so

awake: if you had to be a flower, which flower would you be?

lazy daisy

lost: how good are you with directions? do you get lost easily?

horrible horrible horrible. directionally challenged. i can’t even find my way to the fucking grocery store down the road on my own. if i ever missed an exit on the highway you’d never hear from me again, i could never find my way back without a gps. i’m dead serious

cypher pt. 4: what do you do to treat yourself or relax?

take a bath or a long long shower. eat smthn warm, drink tea, do a face mask, change my sheets n snuggle up watchin a drama or movie or playin sims

am i wrong: you wake up one morning in the hospital, knowing only your name and a single memory from your life. what is that memory?

wtf how do i answer this lmfao how wud i know lol

21st century girls: do you prefer texting, calling, or video chatting?

texting! calling if it’s a long story though

2!3!: your favorite thing about bangtan?

their modesty and grace ! they’re a true underdog success story >

spring day: who do you miss right now?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

not today: what are your procrastinating right now?

math summer work smh

wings: on airplanes, do you prefer the window seat, the middle seat, or the aisle seat?

window seat!

you never walk alone: how many people do you trust with your life?

4?