#yall i have gotten into some fights on tiktok

[trash-tzar]

"Jayce broke his promise to Viktor and took away his autonomy and free will"

1. He had no fuckin idea it was gonna do that. Up until this point he'd only seen it revive plants kinda badly

2. These guys have been Unethical Scientists since day one

3. Is it not, for scientists who have saved each other from total oblivion time and time again, the height of romance. To go against God and nature for just the chance of hearing their voice again. To risk everything in pure blind, manic devotion. To create a monster with the face of your partner and then stop at nothing to find him within the beast, pull him out with only your love to offer. It takes death and destruction first but it's over and he's here and he's holding your hand and you are forgiven and he is forgiven. And isn't that worth it?

4. I don't careeeeeeeeee oh my god I do not care. This is the War Criminal Show and these are my Favorite War Criminals.

[the-s1lly-corner]

Heyy me again so about the creepypasta thing, I just wondered if you can do Ben drowned with a gen z reader platonically? It's okay if your uncomfortable doing it ><

Ben drowned x gen z!reader (platonic!)

not uncomfortable at all! love that im getting ben drowned requests since i enjoy him a lot and kind of want to write for him more; just strictly platonic ..which reminds me, i need to draw him again soon! gonna answer this then take a break and get back to requests yipe!

admin is still sold on the idea of ben being confined to electronics most of the time so i can easily see him gaining access to your devices so he can pester you whenever he wants; though this may get a little annoying since youre... well still alive! you have a life

whether or not the reader is a creepypasta themselves or is a normal person is up to you! i think both can work, though i must say the idea of the reader being just some random person is really funny. like can you imagine? you get some haunted virus but the ghost is chill an you guys become friends

i do think ben can only mess with devices, i dont think he can mess with like. any internet browser stuff.... which segways me to my next idea; the og creepypasta came out in 2010, majoras mask came out in 2000, so putting it in the middle lets say ben died in 2005.. bro has missed a lot. youre going to have to fill him in on a lot of stuff, and boy let me tell you hes going to be going nuts

tell him about the new legend of zelda games. i think he would be hyped. throwing admins hc of ben being sick and tired of LOZ due to being trapped in the game out the window, admin needs this boy to get joyous!

he probably pesters you and asks you about the dumbest shit, does it on purpose because he thinks its funny

sometimes you guys play video games together, bro is absolutely astounded by how far games have come since he passed away. i think he would go insane over five nights at freddys. fill him in on the lore

going back on the video game stuff and playing together, just know that hes going to break the game and cheat + hes a sore loser, soooooooo...

do you think sometimes he comes and tries to spend time with you more and more over time because hes been stuck for years and hasnt really had many people to talk to? like yeah hes an angry spirit, but even angry spirits deserve friends!!!

ponders

probably messes with you by messing with your recordings if youre trying to make a video/tiktok/reel/what have you

probably interjects his own texts into your posts, never really says anything harmful, just messes with spelling or adds dumb messages

honestly its not your SM account/blog, its yalls shared account/blog now/j

stuck with old 2000s humor but i think he would absolutely love present day humor and how unhinged its gotten, though quick warning hes going to start quoting stuff

definitely quotes the sticking out your gyatt thing, hes going to drive you insane with it and hes going to laugh at you

do not play roblox tycoons with him hes going to bully small children

you guys play a horror game together on roblox and you can hear him freaking out through the speakers (likely using an old device for him so youre not fighting for control over one device)

absolutely DEVASTED when you tell him club penguin shut down

just know hes punching the metaphorical wall

on the rare chance ben is able to pull himself into the real world for a brief period of time, you guys probably do the same stuff hes just physically there for a short time!

make him touch grass while hes out, bro hasnt touched grass in nearly 20 years. this isnt even a haha "hes chronically online" joke, he hasnt actually touched grass in years due to circumstances

closing this with a hit of angst that made me go :( but imagine that it starts out as you guys being around the same age (well... close enough, since ben doesnt age anymore due to being a ghost) but overtime, you obviously grow up and have less and less time for him and :(

like owie

"what happened to us? we used to be best friends?" audio but its you two SOBS AND CRIES

[flamingfuzzydice]

‼️NSFW‼️

CAN I GET AWN MY LUKE SKYWALKER HIGH HORSE FOR A MIN

☆NSFW/ 18+, defending luke skywalker being bby grl but not a baby AND a dom w my life☆

some of us, at least what i have seen on tiktok, has gotten into the habit of infantilizing luke. not to say one can’t have their indulgent baby gyal luke hc’s and preferences, but i feel like we’ve almost come to this luke=baby conclusion. this man, admittedly with his soft baby blue eyes, has come a long way from being a whiny farm boy from the first movie. he’s been through the death of his aunt and uncle, the death of uncle ben, and then the death of his father after suffering in his war—where many of his peers DIED— and yet luke was able to guide anakin back to the light anyway. not to mention yoda and how hard he worked to become a jedi !! and not to say you can’t have all this and be a mess in the sheets IM !!JUST SAYIN the fit he absolutely kills in return of the jedi shows a confident, controlled, collected jedi. he’s rather removed from who he was several years ago just joining the resistance and calling ✨the millennium falcon✨ a piece of junk. he’s not that same luke, i even think the de babyfication began when he saw his dead fam just smokin outside their house.

FURTHER MORE it is my fervent belief that while luke is very respectful and polite because he wants to be, i also believe he knows what he wants and he is very good at jedi mind tricks(i wonder why he learned those 🫣🤭🐱🫦). and luke doesn’t need anyone to protect him for sure not physically but emotionally too. he stands up to han all the time and even the emperor of the galaxy !! this mf in his all black ensemble and knee high boots is gonna sweep me awf my feet FR !! he is so assured in himself and i’m swooned

i would also like to state if anyone’s their daddy’s child it’s luke. anakin also very powerful but possessive, over protective, and willing to do literally anything for those he loved(and whiny). they are literally so much alike, luke is like padme’s grace and etiquette with anakin’s need to protect and control(“if it works” head ahh). (i also see this is leia as well but this post is abt luke) but i feel like luke is much more emotionally regulated than anakin, so

also i dabble in the occasional din x luke which is a popular ship and if ANYONE is baby girl even slightly in that relationship it’s din. i swear yall gotta SEE in that show! you gotta focus or you’ll miss it, you gotta see the way those beautiful brown eyes be beggin for someone to grab his waist i can feel it through the mask too i would not lie to y’all TRUST !! ME !!

also this is mainly just purely indulgent preference pls understand but i just can’t buy the totally submissive luke. like y’all do me a favor imagine, theatre of the mind if you will, that kind, controlled jedi but you just make him lose his mind and he has to fight not to go feral around you and just take you for him self like just LISTEN TO ME !! like imagine that gorgeous smile dropping a moment and he just glares at you and a gloved finger motions for you to come where he is, like just a hand gesture with the GLOVE!! y’all gotta think 4th dimensionally with me PLS😭😭

this is all its midnight thirty i gotta go to be but pls understand dom luke is something near and dear to my heart FR !!! also if we could not infantilize him pls (,:

[rek1s-headband]

I'd really like to see some headcanons for a polyamorous relation between y/n, kaoru, and kojiro because I just want these boys to hug each other and me.

Thanks for the request! This was fun to write, because I too would love to be sandwiched between these two. Enjoy!

➯ random boyfriend headcannons

➯ characters: cherry x joe x reader

➯ warnings: none! Just fluff for now. I do swear a bit in my work though, please tell me if this is an issue!

-Yall literally take turns annoying the shit out of each other around the house. You’ll sit on the counter while Joe attempts to make dinner, you and Kaoru mixing his spices around and sticking labels on the wrong packets. You’ll rest your head in Kaoru’s lap while he attempts to get some calligraphy work done or make some adjustments to Carla, Joe talking the ear off him while he tries to concentrate.

-Joe has caught you and Kaoru in the parking lot of a McDonalds on more than one occasion.

-You and Kaoru will go on “dates” to Joe’s restaurant while he works, and pretend you have no idea who the man in front of you is. The two of you will go so far with it too. Joe has had to sit through “birthdays” (yours wasn’t for another eight months), marriage proposals(the poor man had to bring the two of you cake), fake breakups where one person would storm out and cause a scene in the restaurant, the list is endless.

-On the other hand, you and Joe will go to Kaoru’s exhibitions, and absolutely mortify him. The two of you will be shouting various words of encouragement(?) at him, while the poor man just tries to do his work. Yes you’ve gotten a few stares. Yes you’ve been kicked out by security on multiple occasions.

- “WORK THAT BRUSH BABY” “WRITE MY NAME😩” “GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME WE WERE JUST BEING SUPPORTIVE”

-Idk how many of yall have seen that tweet where someone got a label maker and labelled everything in their pantry stupid shit like “mini bagels” (Cheerios) and “ghost broccoli” (cauliflower) but that’s 100% something you and Kaoru would do just to piss Joe off when he’s trying to cook.

-The three of you regularly make shitty edits of Adam in those ghetto clouds every time he gets into a new scandal and make memes out of pictures you take of him every time he shows up at S.

-Joe would carry you around this house at his side and ask you stupid questions while you reply in a robot-like voice to mock Carla and piss Kaoru off

-“Hey Clara(cause yall are original), can you tell me where Kaoru is?”

-“Hello Joe, Kaoru is in the corner reading a book like a little nerd”

-He acts like he hates it, but you and Joe find it hilarious, so even he can find himself smiling at your antics.

-The three of you will sit in a line sometimes, you in Kaoru’s lap, and him in Joe’s, and yall will just sit and braid each other’s hair while watching TV. Sometimes you and Kaoru will take turns trying to put mini braids in Joe’s hair, sticking bows and clips in it anywhere they’ll stay. The two of you have given Joe hair extensions before, and he absolutely adored them.

-Joe and Kaoru are already awful when it comes to skating together, so if you can skate, you can imagine the absolute chaos the three of you would cause at S. Instead of acting like a mediator, you’re just as much of a little shit as them, yelling stuff like “BEAT HIS ASS” or “place your bets now folks!” If you’re not joining in on the fighting as well.

-The three of you sleeping can go one of two ways.

-One, a triple spoon(I’ll let you decide who’s where, maybe you swap) or yall will just be overall comfortable. No kicking or shifting in the night, just pure peace.

-Two, an absolute free-for-all of limbs and heads. Maybe your head will be on Kaoru’s chest, maybe your foot will be in Joe’s armpit. Someone nearly always ends up without a blanket, or on the floor.

-Carla has a charging port in your room, and when she randomly says stuff in the middle of the night you’ll shoot up in bed, scaring the shit out of yourself and the other two. That place quickly becomes a panic room of “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING” “THAT DAMN ROBOT” “the forecast for tomorrow seems to be cloudy, with a chance of rain.” “BE QUIET CARLA” “sorry, I couldn’t find anything for ‘night garden’, would you like me to search again?” “CARLA”

-Joe is awful for snoring. You and Kaoru will take turns beating the shit out of him with a pillow until he shuts up long enough for the two of you to fall asleep. If he doesn’t stop, you need to violently shake him to make him wake up, this man is a DEEP sleeper. He does that dad thing when he wakes up yknow the big inhale through the nose and the bleary eyes.

-Your house is decorated from top to bottom with artwork. Most of it is because Kaoru liked how it looked, other times it’s simply because you and Joe thought it looked funny. You’ll have various pieces of art hanging in your house that Kaoru thought you and Joe just liked the look of, when in reality the two of you thought it looked like a dick.

-idk how many of yall have seen that TikTok (if not I’ll link it here) where they’re ordering McDonald’s and start fighting in the front of the car while one person vibes in the back, but yall have done that multiple times unironically. I’ll let you decide who’s where, because it changes OFTEN.

-Your birthday cakes are always TOP NOTCH. Joe pours his absolute heart into baking them, while Kaoru helps decorate it and make it perfect for you.

-The three of you are banned from Target because you and Joe decided to mess with the kids toys and set off an alarm.

-Yall regularly do that thing where two of you will be together and the third (usually Joe) will come up to you and start screaming like “HOW COULD YOU?? I LOVED YOU AND YOURE OUT HERE WITH SOMEONE ELSE? GO TO HELL.” And storm off.

-Yall fight over the front seat of the car. Like, the two who aren’t driving are sprinting towards the car, shoving each other out of the way like little kids. Yelling “shotgun” means nothing to yall if u manage to get there first. Whoever’s driving won’t unlock the car for ages, letting the other two battle it out watching from a safe distance.

-The three of you had to make a chore list because of how petty you were. Once the trash went without being taken out for like a week because you’d just keep piling shit on top, trying not to make it collapse.

[lucifucks]

OM !! brothers in hs

wrote this when I was bored so uh yeah (sorry some are longer than the others ;-;)

p.s: this may be wildly inaccurate bc well I've never been to a physical hs so yeah TT

Lucifer

• romodel student

• most likely a ta

• defiently in student council and probably is the president

• thinks he is the smartest person in the whole school district

• has no disregard for others feelings

• has friends that dont attend the same school

• only goes to lunch to eat then goes to the classroom to wait for class to start

• skips school events

• goes to the library sometimes but most of the time its to study

• doesnt bring his phone to school

• has really good grades

• probably has a shitload of honors classes

• has a lot of school rewards

• probably in the debate team

• secretly wants to be in the drama club

• attends school plays

• secretly likes psycology and philosophy class

• thinks hes good at drawing when hes just average

• likes painting

• really good at history class

Mammon

• probably in a wannabe gang

• popular

• class clown

• really bad grades but somehow passes math and is good at it

• tries everything to be seen as cool

• rowdy at lunch

• dresses like youre generic popular latino (bf yall say anything I'm hispanic)

• has drip

• has gotten suspended

• gets detention almost every day

• loves hip hop music

• probably a wannabe soundcloud rapper

• smells like cheap cologne and some type of food

• has a slit eyebrow

• says no homo

• has a piggybank

• probably really into streetwear

Levi

• watches anime in class

• doodles instead of taking notes

• known as the weird kid

• gets bullied

• eats lunch in the bathroom stall bc he has no friends

• probably draws fanart for his fav anime characters

• gets commissioned a lot and accepts them bc he secretly likes the attention

• really good at anything related with science

• average grades

• has akward posture

• messy hair

• looks like he has never gotten an ounce of sleep in his life

• gets really nervous before tests

• has considered cheating but chickened out

• doodles on his arms

• wants piercings but afraid of needles

• flexes his anime merch every chance he gets

• probably has anime themed school supplies

• probably has a clear phonecase

• has a fixiated crush on someone since middle school

• zero drip

• probably dyes his hair

• has longish hair

Asmo

• popular

• probably wears ankle braclets

• has really pretty hands

• dyes his hair a lot

• spends way too long in the bathroom

• smells like a thousand wishes from bath and body works

• only likes flowery scents

• has a very long routine

• only eats salads for lunch

• only likes healthy food

• wears a lot of pastels

• has dirt on everyone

• uses pantene for his hair

• probably either always hosting parties or going to them

• wears really high quality clothes

• probably makes his own outfits

• has a vsco girl waterbottle

• probably has a bulletin board in his room

• loves scrapbooking

• has a diary in which he writes in daily

• likes painting

• has cringy instagram captions

• uses snapchat 24/7

• quick replier

• texts 24/7

• probably texts in class

• paints his nails

• wears makeup

• always adjusting himself every chance he gets

• good posture

• pretty graceful in everything he does

• has really pretty pens and highlighters

• pretty notes

• has popular girl handwriting

Satan

• lives in the library

• has cat themed school supplies

• has a cat phone case

• probably sticks cat stickers on his locker

• reads every chance he gets

• really good at literature and english

• good grades

• a social loner

• in a lot of clubs

• loves poetry

• dresses like haruhi did in the ep 1 of ohshc

• likes soap operas

• a sucker for romance movies

• has tons of secret admirers

• probably wears glasses to school

• has pretty handwriting

• probably only uses a black pen

• has really messy notes

• his backpack is a whole mess

• has a journal

• has social media but doesnt use it

• secretly writes ffs and imagines

• his notes app is a whole other dimension

• probably delusional as fuck

• does others peoples homewotk bc he cant say no

• eats in the library at lunch

Beel

• perfers savory food

• loves sports

• a social butterfly while also being reserved

• well liked by everyone

• wears sport wear

• perfers ft over texting

• has 2 posts yet has a shitload of followers

• not that good in school

• loves animals

• actually pretty smart but underestimates himself

• gets really nervous before games

• probably hangs out with his friends a lot

• really pure

• doesnt have a crush and hasnt had one

• platonic vibes only

• gets really attached to u if your his friend

Belphie

• he loves sanrio core

• hes emo/alt

• hes really into astrology and spirituality

• he exclusively watches gore/horror anime

• he probably only has twt and tiktok

• hes on gore twt

• he vapes

• has really bad influences in his life while also being the bad influence

• only wear baggy clothes

• has his headphones in 24/7

• probably always takes the bus to go places

• loves fruit

• likes spicy/tangy foods

• he loves hightop converse

• very creative

• has piercings

• wears eyeliner

• probably has worn sfx makeup to school

• gets into a lot of fights

• tells people to kys

• glares at everyone who even glances at him

• probably has a death note and has written many names in it already

• is either really good or bad at school

• somehow does really well in finals

• chronic cheater

• secretly likes kpop and jpop

• wears beanies

• probably paints his nails black

• has dark ass eyebags

• looks dead inside out

• hes on alt tiktok

• skateboarder

[mintedwitcher]

OKAY

I have some SHIT to discuss with yall

Idk who needs to hear this and some of yall probably dont want to but too bad its happening anyway!

Ready?

PICKING A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, OVER INCONSEQUENTIAL SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED?

THAT IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE

I am not being dramatic, I am not exaggerating.

That shit is toxic and abusive.

I just watched a goddamn video of a grown ass adult MARRIED WOMAN, who proudly posted about how she picked a fight with her husband, which led to a 20 minute fight and ended with her locking herself in her room and LAUGHING AT HIM TRYING TO CONSOLE HER, because they were watching tiktok together and came across a video that said "your boyfriend has probably gotten a boner from looking at someone else".

SHE PICKED A FIGHT OVER THAT.

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

AND THEN LAUGHED AT HIM AS HE TRIED TO CONSOLE HER AND TELL HER THAT HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.

She then proceeded to unlock the door in the video, showing her husband on the fucking floor, visibly upset, and asked him "what's wrong?"

What's wrong.

What is WRONG is that you emotionally abused your husband for your own entertainment and then PUBLICLY GASLIT AND HUMILIATED HIM BY POSTING THE VIDEO ONLINE.

This shit is fucking ABUSIVE.

We all make jokes about how "women pick fights over everything" and we've all seen the videos or articles saying you can keep a man on his toes/keep the relationship "fresh" by picking fights.

This is abusive.

We wouldn't tolerate this kind of behaviour from a man, so why do we encourage it when it comes from a fucking woman?

(Yes this is okay to reblog but this is not a debate so I dont want to hear bullshit discourse about this, okay? You wanna defend abusers you can stay the fuck away from me)