#yall have gotta stop being dicks

[casstelli]

some of yall want to have quirky and unique artistic opinions so bad you’ve swung into being anti-art

[lotusunique]

Nights Like This

Armando Aretas x Fem! Reader

Mkay so while yall wait on this pt.3 of The engagement, ima give yall this lil story I been working on! Im ngl I did cut it in half this was long as HELL! So enjoy ❤️

“We should go out tomorrow night. We never do that anymore.", Kelly says grabbing her purse. "Yeah because you and your man are always boo'd up somewhere. Marcus isn't allowed out too many times in a row or Theresa will kick his ass. Mike is happily married now. And I refuse to be a third wheel on you two’s date" I explain.

“So why don't you invite Armando out.", She looks over to Armando who's looking through a case file. Since he helped take down McGrath and saved Callie, Mike tried to sort out a deal for him. He'll work out his sentence, here at AMMO, being apart of the tactical weapons team.

"Um absolutely not. He literally doesn’t know I exist in that way", I groan. "That’s not true. You just gotta make yourself known. Plus he’s kinda a dick. I don't know why you like him anyway.?”,she says damn

near screaming my secret. "Um firstly, shut up. What you wanna tell the whole world my secret?", I shush her. That’s all I fucking need. For Armando to find out I like him or WORSE. Mike and Marcus could find out. I’d never live it down.

"Invite him out or l'm gonna shout it from the rooftops.", Kelly gives an evil smirk.

"Shout what from the rooftops?", Mike looks over to us. "Oh nothing just that Y/n li-", you elbow her in the side. "That Y/n is going out with Kelly and Dorn tomorrow night", you give a tight lipped smile. "I'm so excited I could scream", Kelly smiles.

"Y'all weird as hell man", Mike says just giving the two of you a glance. Kelly lets out a laugh before nodding towards Armando's seat. "No.",you give a stern look.

"Yes!", kelly says seriously. "Fine. I'll do it before I leave later.", you give in, not wanting to discuss it any further.

- Later-

"I'm out, don't stay too long okay", Kelly says patting your shoulder before heading out, quickly shooting a glance over at Armando, signaling you to talk to him.

She heads out, the door closing, being a deafening reminder of how quiet it is since you and Armando are the only ones in the office. The dim lights giving an Erie feel. "Breathe Y/n. Now's the time to go talk to him", You think to yourself.

"Hey."you walk over to him. He looks up at you with a stare that says "what do you want". "Well I just thought that since it's just me and you tonight, we could at least conversate so it won't be absolutely boring", You sit on his desk.

"What do we have to talk about?", He says with that accent that just drives you crazy.

"Well I do technically have something to ask you", You say looking down at him. "There it is", he flashes a smile. "Stop", You roll your eyes.

"Mkay shoot.", He crosses his arms with a smirk.

"Please come with me tomorrow night. Kelly wants me to go out with her and Dorn. And I really don't wanna third wheel.", you plead.

“What’s in it for me?”, he looks up at you, placing the pen in between his plump lips. “What do you want?”,you ask, staring right down at his lips.

“What’re you offering?”, he asks, moving his rolling chair to where he’s sitting in between your legs,staring up at you with this smirk on his face like he just knows what he’s doing to you.

“I..I..uh”,your breath starts to hitch. “Use your words hermosa.”, he glances up at you through low eyes.

He has to know what he’s doing to you right? The only option is to match his energy, even though it’s all a front.

“Mister Aretas, if I didn’t know any better I’d think you were flirting with me.”,you snap out of whatever shy shit you just had going on.

“And if I was?”,He traces his finger up your exposed leg. Today was the perfect day to wear a pencil skirt.

The sound of the glass doors creaking open surprises you, causing you to move off the desk swiftly as possible.

“Sorry, I left my house keys”,Marcus walks in, not looking at the two of you.

“Hollup…it’s real dark in here. What yall in here-“,he looks between the two of you. “Nothing we were just talking”,you say quickly. Marcus looks over at Armando who has a condescending smirk upon his face. “Oh okay”,Marcus laughs. “It’s not like that Marcus”,You bury your head in your hands with a laugh.

“Look that ain’t nun of my business. Just make sure you use that latex. Cause you don’t wanna get that I’m late Text!”,he says before dapping Armando up. “What is HAPPENING”, you internally scream to yourself.

Marcus quickly makes his exit, leaving you and Armando to discuss what just happened. “That was embarrassing”,you groan. “It was hilarious”,he laughs. “No it wasn’t”, you lean against the door. “I’ll go with you. I’ve got something to handle before hand though,so I’ll meet you there”,he smiles over at you.

“Okay great. I’m gonna go home. Be safe. I’ll see you tomorrow”,you nervously grab your things before heading out to your car.

[potchi-fics]

note: g!p caitlyn. also might update my masterlist after this, its 3:45 am here. i have more sevika works, yall js gotta scroll down

      being the commander’s wife has its perks; seeing caitlyn’s vulnerable side, for instance—that is probably your favourite amongst your special privileges. that and also the fact that she worships the ground your heel walks on.

you have her wrapped around your finger, she will drop anything she’s doing the moment you utter out her name.

you knock on the door to her office, hearing her muffled voice say ‘come in’ and you do. you open it to see her eyes staring daggers into her paperwork, shoulders clearly tense, and her one hand rubbing the nail of her thumb using her index and middle finger, a habit she’s developed when under stress. you lock the door.

“you haven’t eaten, have you?” you cross your arms, rolling your eyes even, “how many times have i told you to eat on time, cait? up you go, i had them prepare us a meal.”

caitlyn massages the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes, the lights from her office hurting her tired eyes, “darling, i’ve still got a little paperwork left. i will be done in twenty minutes.” you raise an eyebrow. “ten minutes.” you refuse to budge. “okay, let’s eat but first, can you come here, please?”

      how can you refuse when she’s giving you the puppy eyes? you saunter over to her desk, walking around it so that you’re standing right in front of her. her shoulder sags at your close proximity, standing up and letting herself drape over your body.

you love it when she’s like this, all clingy and needy. she wraps her arms around your waist, shoving her face into the side of your neck, inhaling the scent that she adores—vanilla and lavender.

yours circled around her neck, staying completely still for her. her breath fans over your neck, quickly transitioning into soft pecks and kisses, leading to you giving her more access.

“i’ve missed you, darling,” her kisses proceed to the other side, “missed you so much.”

      your eyes shut as she continues to plant kisses on you, turning into open wet-mouthed some time ago, you haven’t noticed. she leaves one last kiss before burying her head into your neck again but you need to kiss her.

you pull away, and the way her eyes fill with sadness immediately makes you pull her back in—your lips colliding harshly, teeth clashing, a low moan leaving you. 

her hands go lower and they settle themselves under your thigh, lifting you and seating you on her desk: work be damned.

with a swipe over your lower lip, you open your mouth slightly to let her tongue in. caitlyn is famished: she’s licking every part of your mouth, sucking your tongue, you almost think she’s shoving her tongue down your throat. she holds your jaw, forcing you to take her violent kisses.

you try to get a word in, “i’ve missed you mor–”

      she is impatient, and so are you.

your fingers fumble with her belt, blindly undoing it and pulling it down enough to slip your hand in. her half-hardening dick is straining against her boxers, making you giggle in the kiss. you palm her and she hisses at the contact.

you swallow her groans as you massage her cock, distracting her from kissing you. you feel her pull away but a grip on her hair stops her from doing so. a whisper of ‘please’ urged you to touch her finally. 

you truly did miss her and her. caitlyn’s hips buckled towards you once you gripped the base of her cock, taking it out and you look down to see her tip already leaking her precum. 

you grin at caitlyn however she avoids your stare, hiding her head on your shoulder, embarrassment coating her face. your thumb swipes the head, and your smile widens at her reaction. who would’ve thought that the commander could swear like a sailor. you tease her by doing that continuously—oh, that is torture for the poor commander; her tip is sensitive. and one noise from you almost made you cum, she whined.

caitlyn kiramman, leader of house kiramman, a decorated officer: a commander. whined. 

your eyes shut, you can’t handle the noises coming from your wife. it turns you on so goddamn much. the neck kisses from earlier were enough to make you wet, but this? her hips buckling to chase your touch after every swipe? her whining on your shoulder to do something, it’s riling you up. 

you push her back, and the back of her knees hits her chair and makes her sit down. the sight before you made you wish you could take a picture right about now: her gaze dazed, panting lightly, her pants and boxers pulled down so that her tip was poking out.

“darling, please.” there she goes again. “i need you.”

      your composure breaks. you struggle to get out of your pants and undergarments but you do, pulling it down to your midthighs and getting off the table to face away from caitlyn. hands on your hips pull you down, gripping them that’ll leave bruises tomorrow morning. she pulls your underwear aside, her tip kissing your clit.

you take matters into your own hands and lead her right into you, your hand disappearing underneath—gasping when that familiar head breaks through. caitlyn growls lowly before pushing down roughly, your back arching at the sudden intrusion.

“g-gentle now,” you feel so good. you feel everything, you feel how she twitches, feel every vein. you feel how she faintly buckles her hips up. you slowly lift yourself,  “good boy.”

she can’t help but harshly pull you back down, your hand shoots up to cover your mouth because she is hitting you just right. “i need you, darling. i need you. i’ve missed you.”

      she stands up, along with you, her needy cock moving inside of you. you brace yourself on her desk, one hand still on your mouth and the other on the table. she uses her grip on your hips as leverage, using it to push and pull you, your cunt greedily welcoming her.

the tip of her cock is hitting your favourite spot, making you mewl in delight at the sensation, muffled moans and whimpers vibrating in the back of your throat, accompanying caitlyn’s own groans.

your cunt clenches around her and her pace wavers. she pushes you down, your breasts on top of her work, and you feel her lean down before continuing on bruising your cunt. 

“shit,” caitlyn whispers on the back of your neck, kissing your nape, “missed you so much. you have no idea, darling.”

      an unexpected pressure on your pussy makes you yelp—she managed to sneak a hand down, rubbing your puffy clit in a slow circle. the contrast of her thrusts and rubs results in you having a sudden orgasm. your eyes close shut, your toes curling in pleasure, ears ringing, and you accidentally, unconsciously, hit the things on her desk, hearing them clatter on the ground.

caitlyn whines at the feeling of you squeezing you, “fuck,” she goes back up, her hands returning to your hips, and resumes her thrusts—this time, aggressively. 

“i just c-came,” your sore throat succeeded in letting out, your hand pushing back against her abdomen. 

      she doesn’t hear you. she’s focused on the ring that’s forming around her dick, thickening as she continues to pound into your pussy. she gets off on this: you two fucking in her office, you bent over on her desk, ruining her progress, she doesn’t care. 

all she cares about is you taking her cock, all she cares about is you turning into a mess; a blabbering mindfucked mess. and you are. you’re letting out the most sinful and ungodly noises, your sensitive cunt, as well. she grits her teeth, she can feel herself about to cum, and the scene of your legs shaking, you trying to slow her down by putting your palm on her abdomen, is enough to make her cum. 

she cums with a whine, it’s too much for her. she leans down to bite at your shoulder, her cock spurting in think squirts. her cum is warm, hot enough to spread throughout your body and that’s enough for you to cum again. 

you’ve lost your voice so all you can do is hide your face in your forearm, trying your best to not scream. 

“darling,” caitlyn gasps out, dumbstruck by you’re squeezing cunt, “you’re m-milking me.”

      she stops cumming after a few seconds. she pulls out slowly, loving the way you cling to her. she falls back to her seat, admiring her work. still panting, you push yourself up with difficulty, the overstimulation still running.

“the food’s gone cold now, honey.”

[missakward123]

Can I get a kiss? (And can you make it last forever?)

Gojo Satoru x reader, kento nanami x reader, Sukuna x reader

Jjk men reacting to you asking for a kiss when they are inside you/ or eating you out.

Warnings: P in V, no protection (wrap it before you tap it guys), Oral (f recieving), edging, overstim, spitting, degradation kink

A/N: I was bored. Hope you liked it! I literally was just listening to the song when i got inspo!! this has been sitting in my drafts like foreverrrr. (Stealing and modification of work is prohibited.)

Gojo Satoru:

To be honest with his clingy ass the better question is when he does not want kisses? But the need is even more when he puts his inches inside you watching as you struggle to take him-his sweet girl. But it's you who asks first (for once) because you need him in a way if you don't you will die, sort of.

"Mmmm h-harder toru' " You moan as you finally adjust to his size.

"Harder? didn't you tell me to go easy this time?" He snickers as he starts thrusting- white hair messy with sweat resting on his forehead and blue eyes focused on you.

You moan in response, c'mon with a dick that big you let him have the last word sometimes.

"F-fvk that your best?" You say biting your lip. Over the years you have known Satoru riling him up is the best way to get what you wanted but in this case? - god you really love digging your own grave don't you?

Satoru narrows his eyes and puts your one leg over his shoulder.

Uh-oh.

There is nothing but the sound of skin slapping against one another, your pussy squelching so obscenely around him.

"Ya hear that doll?" He says whispering in your ear.

"So wet for me huh? it's almost like you wanna milk the life out of me." He says voice low and hoarse, god really has favourites.

As he pounds so filthily, obscenely and shamelessly into you, you can't help but stare at him- the strongest proving himself to you.

"Nggh w-want a kiss toru" You say, more moaning than speaking.

And what his girl wants, she gets.

He bends down to steal your lips in a feverish kiss.

So sweetly, so euphoric, so lovingly.... almost as if he wasn't rearranging your guts.

All you can hope is things last like this forever him being yours and you being his.

As he stares into your eyes and feels his dick harden again and falls in love again with you he promises himself to go with an actual date with you after the shibuya mission.

Kento Nanami:

Oh, he is the kind of guy who is the definition of focused. Before he met you, he was focused on his career (still is- gotta have money to spoil his girl, right?) and making sure he was not a problem to the Neighbours.......

Now, the Neighbours were SICK of you both and Nanami's favourite activity he did after coming home after a longgggg day of tiring work and his sweet wife all dolled up waiting for him.

"K-ken the neighbours are gonna c-complain-" You stutter trying to speak a proper sentence which Nanami makes hard to especially when his head is trapped between your plush thighs and arms holding your hip -he doesn't want you squirming or does he? especially the way he is eating you out? he isn't stopping till you cry (if you are lucky).

"Let them." He says, focused on you, his meal. You look at him- so -so pretty, you think.

"You think I am pretty?" He chuckles, oops did you say that out loud?

Now anyone would blush at the sight- you so shamelessly sprawled for him on the dining table (the very dining table you both entertain guests as they fawn over how lovely and suitable you are for each other), skirt hitched around your hips, mascara smudged- wait, weren't yall supposed to go on a date? -and Nanami still in his suit tie a bit loosened from his hobby he was indulging in at the moment.

You are lost in pleasure, your mind too dumb to think straight.

You grab at his strands as his tongue flicks out to tease your already swollen nub.

"C-can I come? Please please please please-" you say like a mantra feeling your orgasm dawn for the 4th- or was it 5th?

"Hmmm?" He says as if considering it- so mean.

"No let's try something else hmm?" He says smirking- on his knees like he won't do this again- but he will, and you would let him.

"C-can I get a kiss?" You say panting, eyes wide open staring at the love of your life.

"Of course, sweetheart." Nanami says smiling the facade he puts up when doing this cracking up a bit, as he catches your lips in a kiss- you could marry him again.

A bit.

He smacks your ass. "Now, darling you decide- do I let you come while you are on call with the guy who flirted with you earlier or........ I don't let you come at all?"

Uh oh.

Ryomen Sukuna:

Now, Sukuna is a menace, suprise suprise! A bit bratty and forget getting to come this curse man is not resting till you are going limp in his arms.

"Ah! I am s-so-sorry" You stutter trying to get words out of your mouth.

"S-so-sorry" He repeats in a mocking tone- so rude- and he enters into you- again- "What, brat? Can't get the words out?" He says in a concerned tone.

Oh, he is FAR from concerned if anything it's as if he is well intent on breaking you.

"P-please don't tease-" You try to say. Heavy implication on 'try' because as you open your mouths and barely get the words out, he is spitting on your clit drawing harsh circles on your bud.

He laughs as he watches you gasp and moan at his actions. "Knew you were nothing but a slvt- just hungry for some cvck huh? that's why you were being so rude earlier?" He whispers in your ear- words slowing down as his actions speed up- as he increases his thrusts so unforgivingly.

"K-kuna?" You say to him voice whiny and so high pitch- he would probably laugh it he wasn't as pent as you and with the way you were clenching around him....

"W-want a kiss" You ask- no demand lips puckering up and Sukuna chuckles before capturing your lips in a feverish kiss.

And he watches as you smile and moan into his mouth too smitten with you.

It was you after all.

Your breath hitches and fingers dig into his back- a tell-tale sign you were going to come which- "Come for me hmm?" He whispers voice all low and seductive.

And you do.

A/N: Hope you liked it! I am NOT very good at writing it for several characters at once.......but I tried my best- please provide feedback!

I was gonna write for others too but y'know it wasnt coming off nicely these are the only ones which vibed :P

[thefourthwifeoftengenuzui]

Hiiii bonten Rindou hc???? Pleaseee. Love him frr

To be honest, I intended for this to be almost exclusively for haikyuu… BUT FOR YOU MY FRIEND! *pounds chest* I SHALL GIVE YOU THE RINNY OF YOUR DREAMS. Also you didn’t specify what kind you want so ima give you my finest shit, which happens to be my head cannon prowess. (Totally not because I hate writing dialogue, no,no, that’s so stupid 😳) Also important side note: I aint spend days finishing the Tok rev manga not to use it tf outta here. Tokrev and Jjk content is welcomed proudly.

idk if I’ll make a part 2, but on the off chance I do, look foreword to girldad Rinny content.

status: unedited

warnings: cursing, slightly sexual situations (but no smut), mafia bs, blood? Fluffy bullshit, Rindou being a dick hole, the ick, my bad Spanish

💜Bonten Rindou Hataini. Headcannons~💜

The first thing off the bat, I definitely think he is on the demisexual spectrum. I know everyone else be saying that he would be all about just sleeping around like that, but to be honest, I think that that’s more of a Ran thing. I feel like the only reason he would go to strip clubs and shit like that for work, and would actually be really grossed out when people would coddle him. If he was to have a significant other, it would have to be someone he has known for a long time, or from his old delinquent days. My best idea would be a calm friend who would give him the notes from his skipped classes. And in return he’d take them out for food or some shit. Somewhere along the way y’all would just be like, “we’re totally together right?” “Duh, why else would I put up with you.” Yeah he a lil bitch.

Any way, as for him as an adult, all I gotta say is “Mmmm Papí ¿quieres una besito?~”. Like Jesus Christ man has no right being this freaking fine. Sexy Jellyfish ass boy

Yakuza Daddy🥵. This man will spoil the everlasting shit outta you, and go to Walmart for his own shit. But had does it in the most obnoxious way possible. He gets you a necklace? “Hey babe, gotchu this, your old one was musty af, take better care of your shit.” Awww you want a new dress? “Sure babe, but just know that thing barely covers shit, and will be gone by the end of the night.” You want something just random? “Wtf am I a walking ATM? No, pick it tf up, I’m buying it, you can’t stop me. Quit arguing before I buy you 3 more.”

But when it comes to himself? Yeah he only indulges in suits and Jordan’s. Other than that, he has an avengers shirt he had since he was 12 and a pinball machine. That’s the extent of his possessions. Well that and the watch you got him for his birthday, but shhhhh he can’t let you know he cares ewwwww.

Man is literally the biggest (for lack of better word) Tsundere. Like Top three in anime. Like you got 1.Kageyama 2.Sasuke 3. Him. Like manz would rather die than say he cares. His love language is quality time and gift giving, so he’s more show you he loves you, but won’t say it first. The kinda mf that when you say I love you to them say, “Yeah I know, I love me too if only there was someone out there who loved you.” Like manz is so obvious I wanna kiss him to shut him the fuck up. (I think I have a type.) like bro the me love you tf?

In terms of icks there is one thing I no for fact. This mf wears socks to bed. And not the cute fluffy kind. The musty ass crusty socks he wore all day, then stepped in water, and now you gotta deal with it while yall cuddling. I hate this mf.

On a more serious note, because of his Bonten Bs, he doesn’t have a lot of time for us. So we make time. His time. We just barge in during his meetings, lay across his lap, watch TikTok’s, while everyone (him) are just looking like “is this bitch serious!?” >:|

Anyways, because he’s so busy all the time, the majority of what he wants to do when he gets home is just to sprawl out on the couch and just stay there. You can cuddle with him too or whatever he doesn’t mind🙄. But fair warning, he’s the kinda dude who is only ever in the mood for either ww2 documentary’s or like deep sea documentary’s. Like mf has the same movie taste as my dad, I can’t with him. It’s a good day when you can convince him to try something actually entertaining. And you know what he picks? The Fucking exorcist. He’s an asshole. The kinda dude to pretend he’s unfazed, but his left leg physically won’t stop shaking.

speaking of movies, I know I say this every time, but scream Halloween costumes. Yes. Give me Rinny as ghostface please, I’ll freaking sell my soul. Especially if it’s not the robe but one of the like dry fit and leather harness- *incomprehensible pterodactyl noises* 🥵

anyway back to cuddling, his go to position is literally the Hakari and Kirara thing. Like this mf will always have a hand on your ass. He doesn’t like PDA but this? Yeah you can’t stop him. He is an ass guy, it’s just where his hand naturally gravitates.

I cannot explain the urge to play daddies home by usher every time I see him. Like he and my baby daddy Gojo have partial custody over that song. Like bro. Yes.

Tbh I don’t see him having a big wedding. Or any wedding. I think his thing would be just handing you his debit card and saying “pick some shit out. No, don’t worry bout the price I’m rich for a reason.” And after that yall just elope to some tropical place across the planet for like a month.

speaking of travel it’s a pretty common thing for you. Just that it’s always last minute. Like bro don’t even give you time to brag to the your friends. Man just pulls up 10 minutes before y’all need to go to the airport and says, “get ready, we’re going to France. How long? Idk a month? Boo hoo bitch. Stay home then. Mhm that’s wtf k thought”. Manz is such an ass but you gotta love a walking wallet.

My last thought I’m gonna share is how he physically won’t use nicnames. Like babe is the physically most he can bring himself to do. Maybe baby. He gives himself the ick every time he thinks of doing anything else

all in all, he’s the one who is always there for you, and expects the same. He’s a great guy, under all the stress and yakuza bs. Treat him well, or I’ll treat him better😤

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sorry this took me so long to write, I’m working on another request too, and more importantly, my final exams for collage, love that. But even do, if you liked this, please like and request something, and I will definitely be posting. Love y’all so much, I’ll see yall later.

[barbiiecams]

can yall stfu like i just wanna read some drew fics and make them pleaseee i don’t have time for the discourse on who he is and isn’t dating 😭 yall gotta stop dick eating whether it’s bashing odessa or being up her and drew’s ass i literally don’t gaf

[urds-bitch]

You gotta relax with me

Ok this is JJ and Naiad readers time to shine, how they met/the start of their love story (at least in JJ's mind). I gave readers sister a name since shes one of my other nymph reader, but feel free to change it if you want. Might be a long one again, but hope yall enjoy! ✌️

The boneyard was thriving with music, lights, and the sounds of people having fun. Pogues, tourons, and kooks all gathered together having fun not worrying about regrets they may have tomorrow. The pogues big four and the kook princess turned pogue are huddled together laughing and enjoying being together before splitting off. After what they had gone through they needed this party as a reward and to not worry about the cost of the choices they had made. JJ was ready to break off from the group so he could find his next conquest. After the day he's had, he needs a beauty in his (John Bs) bed moaning out his name. Though none of them are doing it for him, they're beautiful, but not quite what he's looking for. He didn't have time for this, he just needs to pick one now and think about it later. So he did... a beautiful blonde that has been looking at him for the pass 30 minutes. Putting on his signature charm made it easy to get her in his bed, kind of boring to be honest. He needed more of a challenge, at least for the night, being able to find a girl and get in bed with her within 5 minutes is too easy. Well maybe next time he can find some-

"Hali! Hey Hali where the hell are you?!"

Through the thick music a voice cut through and drew his attention to the direction of the alluring voice. There he saw a a beautiful girl who looked frantic as she called out someone's name. Her braids bounced as she ran around and her nose charmingly scrunched up as her face turned from worry to anger. He couldn't keep his eyes off of her, disregarding the girl next to him even when she hit him to get his attention. But like a sirens song her captivated him, and he couldn't look away or stop himself from approaching her. Even when she's clearly angry and arguing with someone.

"You've had enough fun now it's time to go! Mom n dad can wake up at any minute!"

Her accent that was a mix of the regular obx dialect and something else was intriguing to him. Maybe he could ask when he gets to talk to her, but that doesn't seem like it'll happen anytime soon. The other girl, who he assumes is Hali, backs away and shows aggression towards her.

"I ain't a baby! We just got here and you expect me to leave? Just go fuck off n stop being so up tight!"

The other girl is crossing her arms giving an equally angry look, not wanting to leave anytime soon.

"Uptight?! I'm holdin you to your word, you said an hour n a gave you that! You're my little sister so yea you're a baby to me!"

"You ain't that much older than me (y/n)! I'm staying n you can't make me leave so go home by yourself! Maybe if you got some dick you wouldn't be such a bitch."

ooooo's resounded around JJ from a crowd he didn't know was forming. Looking at the girl, (y/n), it was evident that she was ready to jump at her sister. When her back was turned to walk away (y/n) was preparing to pounce when JJ took his chance and grab her by the waist.

"(Y/n), (y/n) just chill out... It's not that serious."

He was enjoying touching (y/n)'s soft skin, even though he's only noticed her today he's become infatuated. (Y/n) turns her head to face him a look of anger and confusion evident on her face as she's clearly wondering who the fuck would dare-

"Who the fuck are you?! Let go of me ya creep!"

She forces herself out of his hold, as much as he hated letting her go, it's reasonable for her to label him as a 'creep.' He watched as (y/n) looked looked around to see that her sister had disappeared into the crowd. The party had continued no one paying any mind to the two's situation. Her anger seemed to be bubbling again as she turns towards him, man it feels like he's trying to calm a wild animal.

"Hey-Hey I just saved you from embarrassing yourself from attacking someone. Look I think we got off on the wrong foot, let's just calm down and sit."

He grabbed her wrist and gently led her to one of the many dead logs. She looked at him with disdain, but still she followed him and sat on the log. JJ does love her the way her nose scrunches when she's angry.

"Alright well let me know the name of my 'savior,' you already know mine so it's only fair to know yours."

JJ's position changes as his confidence builds, his name is well known so he knows he'll have her being putty in his hands. She's gonna be wowed when she hears my name!

"JJ Maybanks is the name, no need to gasp but if you faint make sure to fall into me babe."

Instead of her gasping she scoffs and instead of fainting her eyes roll. He couldn't believe it, all the ladies love him!

"OH great it's the manwhore of obx."

(Y/n) got up and walked to the shabby self-serving bar to make herself a drink. JJ followed quickly behind her not wanting to lose sight of her or her attention.

"Woah woah! What do you mean 'manwhore of obx?' There's no way you're talking about me, how bout the most desirable man in outerbanks or hottest man you ever lad eyes on?"

(Y/n) looks at the blonde with a dead stare, boring into his clear blue-gray eyes. He has a joking expression on his face, but his eyes are clearly showing desperation? Is he really upset by that name? She thought he knew and wore it like a badge of honor... The longer she looked at him the more she's gotta admit he's really good looking. His statement about being the hottest man in outerbanks could be true, she could stare into his eyes and body all day. But she has to look away after 30 seconds; continue making the cocktail to look disinterested. If she knows his reputation then she knows what he's after. She grateful for him saving her of embarrassment of fighting in public, and possibly ruining her relationship with her sister. But she's not stupid, he wants to get in her pants and have her be another conquest. She's not that easy...

"Look I'm gonna be straight with you, I'm not gonna sleep with you. Thank you for helping me, but you gotta find another girl to sleep with. Stop wasting your time."

She quickly turns a walks away, taking a sip of her cocktail and trying not to gag or make a face from the bitterness. JJ stood stunned, sleeping with her crossed his mind but he wanted to her talk not just her moans. He quickly follows her almost tripping on the loose sand. Once he's caught up he follows her pace quickly thinking of how to ease her mind.

"W-wait I wasn't thinking of having sex with you-" She doesn't believe him "Ok maybe I was a little at the beginning, but it's not like that now-" She can't believe him, she just met him "I'm serious, I only want to talk and get to know you. I want to just talk-" She SHOULDN'T believe him "And maybe become friends, it will be chill."

She looked at him a look of disbelief and distrust, he couldn't really be serious. He couldn't really want to be friends and just talk after saying he did want to sleep with her? He really didn't believe that she would just agree to be around him after that admission? But the face he was making right now begged to differ. It was a face that pleaded for her to believe him, and whether or not he knew he was playing into her maternal instincts. She couldn't believe she was doing this.

"Okay..."

The blonde jumped for joy and told her to follow him, fast walking and looking back to make sure she was still there. She sighed and followed him, a weak smile slowly gracing her face.

Why did she believe him? Why did he want her? Why her?

[thenixkat]

also the president gave shoot on sight orders for the Joker. I dont think anyone would care if a superhero murdered the Joker who's orchestrating the mass death of thousands at this very moment, Nightwing. Get off yer fucking high horse

of course the Jokerization is randomly killing/dropping villains now. We can't have this ass pull have any real long term effects

faces

they got paid. so the doctor that diagnosed the Joker with a brain tumor was playing a prank on the Joker and didnt think it would go horribly wrong

folks making deals with that fuckin brainworm that i know is usually up to some shit

ok just spread the jokerness via tainted rain, sure, whatever

you were just fleeing from Joker the other issue why are you demanding being taken to him now? Fuck it, let Harley go to the Joker so he can rape and kill her, it's what she fucking wants right now. Let her get her dipshit ass killed.

also Dr. Langstrom is that Dr. Langstrom, the werebat. In this he turns when stressed.

there's a protocol in place for getting Dr. Langstron to calm his shit when he goes werebat. They shot him with some calming drugs

meanwhile, Harley is getting cavity searched for a 3rd time apparently by an overly gleeful lady soldier, cause sexual assault is funny when its lady on lady apparently.

Oracle calls in Huntress, a hero known for killing fuckers, to do whatever she feels necessary to save Robin and clear out some jokerized villains. Just dont tell Batman

jokerized, ugh, Killer Croc called dibs on some Robin wings

Nightwing you know better than trying to reason with the fucking Joker. Also staple gun

oh hey Batman put tracking devices in the costume upgrades he gave his allies. Gotta love that paranoid big brother bs. Someday folks are gonna get tired of that shit and beat Batman's ass

like that's rude as hell also fucking boob socks on the fucking bulletproof vest is a shitty art decision

i doubt Tim-Robin got eaten that quickly and Killer Croc is still fucking hungry. Tim's a decent-sized child, with plenty of meat

again, I don't think Tim-Robin is dead. An offscreen death in a miniseries that doesnt focus on him? I dont buy it

and even if he was he'd be back sooner rather than later

also since when does a superhero need to be sanctioned? I doubt Batman can keep every hero he doesnt like/wont bow to him out of Gotham

oh so now Nightwing is ok with killing Joker. It only took the Joker killing Jason, crippling Barbra, and killing Tim too. Damn, fuck you Nightwing

The Joker has to murder and maim multiple people that Dick is close to b4 dude would consider killing him. Man, I'd be pissed off at Nightwing if I lived in this world and had folks I knew murdered and maimed and the heroes only get serious when it gets personal

yeah, these heroes should have more enemies with the common people just for that alone. 'You had teh chance to stop a terrible fucker and chose not to. Repeatedly even tho the bodies kept pilling up' also the folks in charge with stopping the prison riot are …alive after getting sucked into a gravity well. B/c gravity wells transport fuckers to a pocket dimension instead of crushing the shit out of things in this world. They've been dodging the aquatic villains and murdering one villain who's power is he gets a new power every time he dies which is extremely unethical

Oracle switched positions and wants Batman to stop Nightwing from murdering the Joker.

let him kill the Joker and get him some therapy after, yall making this more of a problem than it needs to be

No shit Tim-Robin wasnt dead. They didnt even put a whole issue between the fake out and him being back

fucking bleeding hearted saps feeling bad about killing the Joker. Couldn't be me

Batman you should have let him die. Everyone the Joker kills after this is directly on your fucking head.

yall weak ass bitches. Everyone the Joker kills after this is on you all for reviving the fucker.

the put the Joker back in prison instead of just killing him. so he can escape again at some point for more adventures. Lex Luthor is the president, its not like he has fucking morals or that the global public doesnt want the Joker dead. Just kill him

and that's the end. There's no good reason for anyone involved to not just fucking kill the Joker

the villains dont like him, the heroes should kill him for the greater good and they'd actually be justified in this one case more than anything else, the world governments should want the Joker dead. No one benefits to the Joker continuing to be alive

[nightswithkookmin]

Uhmmm,

Stigma or no stigma I'm unapologetically me💀

I'm not knocking down your doors to read my posts hell I stopped using tags on my post cos I ain't trying to be found by no one.

I'm unaligned, I don't play by any body's rules. So whatever unstated moral codes yall have don't apply to me. I'm late on the dues and you can't collect🙂

I just try to be respectful as much as I can and I don't have nefarious intentions towards the people I ship- except for Jimin. I WANT TO FUCK HIM.

As a wise Asian philosopher once said; drink on live, life's too short.

At some point you gotta stop caring about people's judgement of you. Me, I just don't give a rats ass. The only thoughts I can't say outloud are thoughts I'm not having. If I can I thinketh it I can sayeth it. The only filter I need is Jimin.

But you right, it's annoying seeing people reinforce negative stereotypes and engage in primitive behaviors such as ostracizing people based on individual differences. Oh he's gay, he must be a child molestor, she's black she must be a criminal, she's into true crime oh she must be a creep.

It's old. Its tired. Stupid and boring. And you can tell not a lot of people are evolved from the way they talk about people. What's that saying, when you judge another you do not define them. You define yourself.

I'm not gonna go on a end all forms of social stigma campaign that's for unicef and BTS.

But isn't it ironical that Tae writes songs about stigma, Yoongi writes Polar night talking about selective hypocrisy and how don't care about facts just as long as you are on their side.

Which is an apt description of this community. It's all about sides and trying to convince people to be on their side by fabricating lies, exaggerating issues, demonizing people, stigmatizing folks, baiting, entrapping, won't let slide cos that's their only window to take them down.

It's almost as if all the hateful things that go on in the Fandom is being projected onto them and they experience the same things some of us experience at the hands of their so called fans.

The hypocrisy of these same people yelling protect tannies, they don't deserve this, that's racism and xenophobic against them yet they will turn around and perpetuate these same stigma against whomever they deem is in the "minority" or different to them.

So judgy and for what.

Personally, I'm having a blast out here to care what anybody thinks. I'm doing things that make me happy and if it's imaging Jms dick with veins on them then so be it🙂

Misery loves company so you'll see them convening on people's blogs and in chat groups to discuss their misery.

It's a shame that someone's opinion, choice of lifestyle, decisions on how to use their platform can make others soo miserable because it screws with their idea of what this space should look like.

I'm doing my thing and I'm glad that thing brings a little joy and laughter to others.

For any one my posts make miserable, sorry

I'LL DO IT AGAIN

THAT'S A PROMISE

[aeferfckr]

just got my braids done so let's talk about hair pulling😋

nsfw. hair pulling. rough sex. big dick itto. roleplaying. wall sex. spit.

hair pulling is really animalistic and kinda kinky for me. like in my aether fic where he pulls your hair and growls in ur ear, that's how i mainly think about hair pulling

so hair itself (in the instance you have hair at all lol) is mostly into rough sex and mainly pounding. and who would pound you, without fail? even if he wasn't aware of it? arataki itto.

he just can't help it when you feel so good, when your hole wraps around his leaking cock like vines, constricting it's movement. he reasons with himself, he has to go a liiittle bit harder, a liiiitle bit rougherr in order to move the way how you hold on and is yet to let go.

a little definetly goes a long way as he feels what carnal oni instincts he has take over. his eyes cloud with lust as he destroys ur hole.

the topic of itto's dick is a whooole other post but for simple reasons just imagine that its like a foot long subway sandwich

aaand he would do the same thing that aether did where he would pull you up to his chest by your head and go batshit.

yeah guys oni dick isnt a choice, its a lifesyle

now, if itto would hold ur head up, then cyno would definetly keep your head down

first thing that came to mind was roleplaying kinks. like cyno being his usual self (general mahamatra) and you being a wanted criminal who hides secret of a mass greifing to be done in port ormos

you refuse to give him any information on your plans so he simply fucks it out of you

he has you in an alleyway (which is really your bedroom wall, remember guys we're roleplaying) pounding you from the back; one hand on your hips, and the other one with a fist full of hair keeping you against the wall.

he stops and leans over to you,

"are you ready to confess?" he growls through clenched teeth, tightening the grip he has on your head. you whine from the lack of friction as you spit in his face, "never."

cyno wipes the saliva off his face then grabs your jugular, quickly returning to a merciless pace.

yall gotta get where im going with these i swearrrrr

© aeferfckr || mlist.

[ashsostrange]

I'm honestly surprised at the amount of people who are still supporting him.He's got his little ((whats left of them at least)) fan base wrapped around his fingers.

“ He’s a minor he cant think for himself, his brain ain't developed!!” “ You don't know what it's like for him at home!” my fav so far “y'all are ablest and racist!! Yall don't care about black people!”

Bitch no one gives a fuck that he is black!! Motherfucker is telling people/threatening to eat glass to get away from what he's said to people. Calling someone out for gaslighting and trying to manipulate people with that shit ain't racist. Also using self diagnosis and laying about taking pill that will “get you high” as a way to get out of all his call outs. This is the stupidest shit I have seen while being on tumblr for the past three or so years like damn!!💆🏾‍♀️

perioddd!! lemme talk my shit again

i honestly giggled when his bf tried to say “y’all hate black people” when pretty much everyone speaking on him is black. why would i do that bc he’s black?? i’m black, not to mention a darskin girl. do with that info what you will.

ppl wna make us seem like bullies so bad. this isn’t just about what happened w catty, hell, it’s hardly about her at all! it’s ab his behavior in general. it’s inappropriate! if he would’ve just owned up, there wouldn’t have been a problem. i’m not obsessed w this nigga, i don’t care to go out of my way to make a post ab him everyday. he’s the one who escalated this further. he only wants us to “mind our business” when we’re not coming for his neck.

ab his mental health, if he doesn’t have a real diagnosis, he needs to not claim mental illnesses like that, but rather acknowledge that something is wrong with him. if you make a mistake, you need to not blame every damn thing on your said mental illness. if anything it’s a justification, but never an excuse. take the initiative to look at yourself and decide if you’re in the right headspace to be on the internet or not. i struggle with mental health, but not in the way he allegedly does. if ik i’m not in the right headspace for something, i step away. he needs to do that. and invest in a diary.

i genuinely don’t know why people are defending him when he did this to himself. if woulda stopped riding my dick like beyoncé rode that surfboard, then maybe we wouldn’t be here right now. accountability isn’t a bad thing. we’ve all made mistakes. i know i’ve made many, it’s about how you address them that matters.

i was literally defending his lame ass when he was sending inboxes as an anon to cause more mess between these two girls. yao was saying he was behind the anon and obv i didn’t believe her bc it wasn’t making sense to me at the time, and there was no real way to prove it. but then he started sending her hella inboxes and tagged all his mutuals saying “war has begun” a whole day later. when i tell you i showed one of my bsfs that post and we LAUGHEDD 🤣🤣🤣 nigga this is tumblrrrr, not a battlefield! from that day i’ve been watching him lmao. didn’t wna say anything about his behavior until i gathered more info cuz i’m not a mean girl (and didn’t want his army bombarding my inbox), but this is ridiculous.

and i’m so glad lia dmed me one day so we could discuss his weirdness. we literally played his ass and he didn’t know. bro was sending her msgs talking ab “i liked your new fic, but you blocked me” and he was the only one she had blocked recently. he sent so many hateful msgs under anon after that, nd he was reblogging it acting like it wasn’t him like… ok weird nigga.

i’m not ableist or “racist” (i’m literally fucking black!) fuck i gotta b ableist for? i’m the last person to rock w any kind of tomfoolery, and all my mutuals and irls know that. i’m unapologetically me on this blog. what you see is who i am.

“he’s a minor!!” so are the rest of us dealing with his bs bro. i’m literally SIXTEEN 😭

like i said, in most situations, if multiple people (with good morals) are telling you that you’re wrong, you can’t be right. i was never disrespectful with him to begin with. you get disrespectful with me, i get disrespectful with you. don’t care who you are ✌️like thank yewww

[beaggle]

If there's one thing I hate about Genshin CCs, then it HAS to be how many times I have to look for 🚩to ensure I'm not currently watching a weirdo...

I usually don't watch genshin ccs on YouTube, BUT besides theory channels, there is one small exception, and those are the -only series. It's very interesting to see how many different ways you can get to genshin endgame with some small but critical rules like "you're only allowed to use bows" "geo only" etc... it just shows that genshin is a game where Meta only matters if you find fun in one shooting everything that crosses your path and that the game isn't JUST about that!

But that sadly doesn't stop people from being over the top horny and basically making THAT their whole personality.

A good example of this happened to me today (which also prompted me to make this post). While looking for something to watch on yt so I could eat my breakfast and be entertained at the same time, I stumbled across a new guy who I've never seen before, but the challenge idea seemed pretty fun, not wishing until AR 55. The video was over an hour long as well, so I thought to myself, "Neat! A new guy with a fun challenge and already prolly 40% in! Gotta watch the whole thing!" And so I did..... like 10% in.....

The video started out nicely! Crediting the person from whom he was inspired by, when choosing one of the twins (usually first 🚩), he didn't choose Lumine because "waifu Lumine" but Aether instead because of a genuine practical reason, then when we meet Venti for the first time (usually second 🚩) he didn't make one of those extremely boring "Venti femboy/trap/twink/alcoholic" jokes so I thought to myself "WOAH! This guy is genuinely cool, definitely subbing after the videos over!"... then the scene with Kaeya happened! He started to ramble about some "two different Kaeya voices," and I was HELLA confused, and unfortunately, I got my answer.... according to this unnamed genshin cc the two Kaeya voices are:

Normal Kaeya

"Gonna put his dick into Lumines pants" Kaeya

Yeaaaaa, I think yall can imagine how shocked and disgusted I felt after that.

Like first of all, KEEP YOUR PERV THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF AND SOME NSFW CHANNEL ON YOUR OWN DISCORD SERVER. Second of all, NO NEED TO BE THIS GRAPHIC. And third of all, TRUST NONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR OWN LUMINE X KAEYA FANTASIES AND MOSTLY NOT IN A VIDEO ABOUT NOT WISHING UNTIL AR 55!!!

Dear Madokami, this was a HUGEEEE rant, anyways I needed to finally rant about this thing, mostly because it has been worrying me for a very long time, and because it has been effecting other communities that cross with genshin a lot like star rail aswell. Thanks for reading this rant if you did.

B-b-bye!

[cannibalvillains]

About shipping my muses, n stuff.

Gonna keep this a a constant WIP, as I figure stuff out. But I decided this could be fun to make for mutuals who maybe wanna ship. Give yall an angle.

Generally ship tropes I like; Arranged Marriage, Toxic, Hate-fucking, queerplatonic stuff, partners in love and crime aka "murder boyfriends", whatever the Addams Family had going, tragedy

(.... Sorry im not awfully good with pure fluff, just don't do it for me. Also; pointing to my no smut rp rule)

Brief details on each respective muse are under the cut!

MHA______________________________________________________

Dabi (demiromanic bi)

Tbh if my Dabi actually has feelings for sb id say its time to run. He is obsessive as hell and he can't do relationships normally. He has straight up stalked several other muses by this point. It was for different reasons but affection is definitely one of them. Also expect it to be undoubtly toxic. He can genuinely love but also it's god awful. He's honestly most easy to deal with on a "we only fuck and nothing else" type basis.

Ships i like for him; Shigaraki, Twice, Hawks (only toxic hatefucking), ...

Overhaul (aroace, repulsed type aka "dont fucking touch me")

Right out the gate: don't expect normal relationship dynamics with him. Just don't. Fact aside that he generally just sucks with people, Im serious when I say he's aroace. He will never fall in love with another character and he will happily die a virgin because that stuff just makes him beyond uncomfortable. That said, I wrote him in tight knit relationships before and they have been some of my fav in recent past. Either way it's a slowburn.

Ships I like for him; Kurono, Nagant, ...

Spinner (bi-curious)

Tbh this man is open to be shipped with almost anyone. I haven't really done stuff with him yet, and he is also very open. Doesn't think about this stuff right now but he would try his best if put in the situation.

Ships I like for him; ???

Eri WE DO NOT SHIP THE CHILD

Enji (disaster bi, in denial abt liking men)

Taking current canon into consideration; Enji is old, tired and doesn't seem himself as "attractive" anymore. His marriage was more duty than love and these days he is most in of all concerned with fixing things with his kids. Trying to ship him at that age would take a lot of convincing. Trying to get him to cheat on his wife like 10 to 20 years prior is an option but can only end terribly. (please I absolutely wanna do that!!) Anything before his marriage would be battling his drive to become the number one hero. (also fun)

Ships I like for him; All Might ( yes its terrible ), Rei ( yes its complicated ), ...

Twice (gay, hopeless)

He's a mess. You may think this means he best works with other people who are well put together, but I (terrible person) like to see spiral, together with other messes. Enjoy.

Ships I like for him; Dabi, anyone LOV tbh (also just purely platonic stuff; we love to see it), ...

Bakugou (bi)

Main criteria for people Bakugou likes; they stand up to him and give him challenges. Just straight up best compatible with muses who are either an asshole equal to himself, or just say "No, stop being a dick. I won't take your shit." If your muse just follows along with whatever he does he will not give them the time of day. He won't care.

Ships I like for him; Occhako, Monoma, Fujimi, ...

JJK_______________________________________________________

Sukuna (aro, an egnima)

I dunno yet what gets him... but you gotta be strong else he will just crush you and be bored. Probably best to get his interest through powerful Jujutsu/fighting skills though, obviously.

Ships I like for him; Gojo, Uraume, Toji, ...

Gojo (GAYYYY)

Definitely struggles to relate to people with his whole "its lonely being the strongest" business. Definitely not easy to connect to and will not be honest about his feelings. But BOY does he seek connection! Pathetic little man!

Ships I like for him; Geto(duh, tho tbh also love it as just best friends), Sukuna, Nanami, ...

Yuji (???)

I dunno yet, somebody give him Jennifer Lawrence! Or his former classmate, that seemed cute. Either way he is a sunshine boy who probably clicks easily with people but later in the story of jjk it may be difficult to get close, the trauma of losing people and all that....

Ships I like for him; ???

Maki (???)

I dunno yet either, give her Jennifer Lawrence as well! Ok no, forreal though. I think she needs someone who can help her relax and not be so stuck on her goals all the time (tho do support her goals... and shittalk the Zen'in clan together...!!)

Ships I like for her; ???

Kenjaku (EVIL)

Would probably fuck anyone. I dunno if you should get near them though. There is like.... ALL THE RED FLAGS. Doesn't care much for the people they start relationships with. To them it's just all a game.

Ships I like for them; Yuji's dad, Gojo (while disgused as Geto, def in a toxic af way), ...

OP________________________________________________________

Law (gay af)

Honestly, this guy has a terrible taste in men and he knows it. He also hates it. He wants to have a good relationship but he got a tendency to get into the ones he regrets, and doesn't regret, but so damn regrets. I think there is a lot of fun kinda drama to be had here.

Ships I like for him; Kidd, Bepo, Zoro, Robin ( yes i said hes gay... they just match ), ...

Doffy (bi and awful)

On the outside Doffy is sweet, charming and flirty, makes all the compliments and expresses his care for his person of interest. He is also manipulative, possessive and most of all cares for himself.... YOU SHOULD RUN.

Ships I like for him; ...

BLEACH___________________________________________________

Zagetsu (nope)

Eh. I just have him to be a creature tbh. If you wanna ship with him genuinely, CONVINCE ME.

Ships I like for him; NAH

[seeingivy]

You know if theres one thing I’m grateful for in the method acting series (besides my babygirl Sukuna) was that you didn’t go all “My Tears Ricochet” (and I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home) on us when the brick got thrown into the house. Cause I was on edge thinking she would start distancing herself to keep them safe 😭😭

Cause I WOULD have started crying man I’m sensitive Ronnie

she almost did!!! but our baby boy eren, so sweet so babygirl, talked her out of it bc of his entire past with zeke :((((

I think in my head, y/n is the only one who really understood what happened with eren and zeke and that zeke pulling away after their scandal and essentially being a dick to eren really sat with her bc she can't fathom doing something like THAT to her brothers when she loves them so much. I think a lot of eren's fixation on his friends and how important they are stems from that bc he feels so lonely after his friends leave him but his friends are the ones who pick him up so.

that being said. eren and y/n parallel each other In too many ways and fix and smooth things over for each other when they're being stupid. except.....when they don't. hehe.

also yall gotta stop I WILL TAKE SUKUNA AWAY

[emeraldspiral]

This is why yall gotta stop asking Jhonen questions about his characters' ages and reproductive organs and then getting upset when the answer doesn't accommodate shipping. The show was made between 1999-2002. We didn't get Korrasami holding hands for another 13 years, and that was still before same-sex marriage was legalized in the US. Steven Universe was cancelled for having a lesbian wedding, even after it was legal. Canon gay rep has been strictly forbidden in children's cartoons and heavily restricted even in content aimed at teens and adults for a long time, and those restrictions are only just starting to relax slightly. The queer community has always had to use their imaginations to create the representation we want to see through unofficial channels because the official ones either can't or won't do it for us. Who cares if Zim's canonically an adult with no dick? Canonically, 99% of all gay ships are non-canon, yet we persist with writing and art in which we imagine a different truth because those are the kinds of stories we wish we could see. If you want ZADR to not have an age-gap, you can just decide that they don't within your own personal AU because that's not an angle you want to explore in your story. You don't need Jhonen's permission or anyone else's. Everything you're doing is already unofficial and non-canon anyway. It's no different than imagining a character who was killed off is alive living their best life or that a relationship you hate broke up and your OTP are together instead. "It's not canon" has always been a dogwhistle for homophobia and that hasn't changed just because the argument is re-framed to use social justice language to accuse queer people of being pedophiles.

💥🙌👏

[jamfilleddrawlings]

My random thoughts I have while watching summer ‘03

I got butterflies for this movie, I hope the main girl gets with march (I think that’s his name) he’s a cutie patootie

Idk how to feel about Luke, he seems chill but I’m traumatized from the last movie I watched. Seems like a religious movie which I don’t watch a ton but it seems interesting so far.

Random fun fact about me: I’m a Christian but barely, as my family calls it we are CEO, Christmas, Easter and other random events when my grandma visits. I respect all religions (including atheism) and I really find it interesting to talk about em :3

Getting 2nd hand embarrassment rn, girl YOUR AT A CHURCH 😭😟 . WHAT DID LIKE DO WRONG LMAO?!?

This movie seems super cute so far. GOD NO STOP U NEED TO ASK FOR CONSENT. Why can’t I just have one good movie. SHE WAS RIGHT SHE DID FUCK UP OH GOD. Lowkey she deserved being grounded 😭. :(. Wow there’s a lot of sus scenes in this movie omg. Holly shit girl if your this nervy then maybe it’s good to wait. OMG THERES A CAR IM GONNA CRY. Girl no no no no no no no no no no.

If yall could see me rn omg. I do not like this man 😭 I am not going to sleep good tonight. Also aren’t there in high school or am I wrong. GOD HES A DICK I HATE THIS. She also fucked up but Jesus (pun intended) Jamie really gotta stop using march when she’s upset I feel so bad for him. IM DEMI SO PROCESSING THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS DIFF FOR ME 💀. Omg the 2nd hand embarrassment is super bad.

IM GONNA KMS THIS IS SO BAD FUCK THE DRAMA (srsly tho im okay just OH FUCK)

This movie is almost over already it needs to be wayyy longer