#yall are salty and destroyed lmao

[kakushino]

Sorry I don’t have the confession in my blood, but it wasn’t exactly explicitly stated it needed to be mine…

Weird Q&A for fun!

1. What’s your favorite snack? Let’s do Salty and Sweet in case you find yourself at a stand still.

2. Do you put on one shoe, tie the laces, and then repeat with the other shoe or do you put both shoes on, and then tie the laces of each shoe?

3. A talking magical cat approaches you, and tells you that you’re the key to saving humanity: do you…?

A). Let the magic kitty give you special powers to become a magical girl but the obligations are highly suspicious.

B). Use the magic kitty to conquer the world but become a villain in which the world will eventually have you killed (undefined rule time).

C). Kill it. Burn it with fire or smash it to death, but it needs to go. It will put up a fight.

🥺🥺🥺🥺 yes the blood doesn't have to be yours hehehehehe

1. Salty snack - chips/crisps (or whatever other word yall use) | sweet snack - cookies!

I love the cronch hehe~

2. I usually keep both shoes tied and just use the long thingy to help me put them on without untying them because I'm lazy, but if I had to tie them then I'd put both on and then tie them

3. For one, I'd freeze and get a heart attack because I'm scared of cats-

I'd let it give me powers but not fulfill my... obligations if it gets too much. I'm a woman on a borrowed time, ain't wasting it doing stuff that destroys me or doesn't benefit me and mine~

(Translation: Imma do 2nd but be kind about it lmao)

[ask-human-catti]

thats not angst thats emotional g e n o c i d e

Sure goddamn is :)

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Seijoh

a/n: im a seijoh stan and theyre my little plant babies

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

this is so long oml i hate myself

theyre an actual boy band istg

lets be honest, they probably thought you were just another oikawa fangirl

they thought you just wanted to be closer to their captain bc you were another delusional girl who wanted to live out her fantasies

lmao im not trying to be salty

but when you just stared blankly at oikawa tooru after he called you a beautiful flower,

stageplay hinata calling you a mugwort

the team just about threw themselves on your feet

tbh you werent really there to get a boyfriend or for oikawa

you just needed an after school club and the other teams already had managers

the only sport that didnt was the boys volleyball team

imagine why

you were actually a little wary, since you knew of oikawa, being a first year yourself, and you were aware of his psycho fangirls who could probably kill you

but you needed a club that would last you for the next 3 years to graduate

it was kunimi who actually recommended being a manager

you were in his class and you noticed him sleeping in the morning so you gave him your energy bar

‘thanks’

you shrugged and smiled

thats why he tolerated you more than others

you were nice and you were the only one who noticed his tiredness, even the teacher left him alone, and did something about it

sometimes, you even gave him an energy drink

‘can you tell me why youve been so tired lately? i dont think ive seen you wake up until lunch’

he opened the snack and started munching while replying

‘early morning practice for volleyball is still a big adjustment. our captain demands us to be there 6 in the morning sharp and if we’re even a minute late, we’d have to run laps. like for every minute youre late, you have to run those amount’

oh my why is kunimi talking so much

but i love kunimi and first year seijoh boys rights in this household is valid

you furrowed your eyebrows

‘but yall are still growing and you need all your sleep. if i were there, id yell at your captain’

he grinned slightly, imagining your short height beating up their captain

‘meh. you want to be our manager? i saw you looking at the clubs board yesterday and we dont have one so you could take the opportunity and beat him up then’

ofc you agreed bc kunimi was best boi and you just wanted him to have enough sleep for once

after class, he waited for you to finish packing up and when you finished, yall left the classroom

until another guy with a spiky hairstyle joined you and you noticed him as the guy who sometimes came over to eat lunch with kunimi

‘oh, hello l/n-san’

you smiled gently

‘drop the formalities, kindaichi-kun. its only fair.’

he nodded before walking beside kunimi

‘kindaichi, l/n might be our new manager’

the onion head excitedly looked at you

‘really?! yes! so we dont have to fill our bottles ourselves anymore!’

kunimi glared at him and slapped his stomach

‘shes our manager, not our maid’

you laughed but placed an arm on him

‘its okay. i was a manager for my middle school volleyball team so i know a little bit about being one’

the two shared a look

god, they really hit the jackpot

as yall walked closer to the gym, you noticed the big pile of girls huddling at the corner

kunimi sighed

‘l/n, ill warn you ahead of time of our captain. hes kinda,,,, too much’

but you flashed him a smile

‘hes not the first one ive handled’

oml player-chan!!!

so when you opened the door and entered the gym and oikawa hit you with his normal antics, you just stared at him

‘okay and?’

hanamaki and mattsun howled before rushing to you and grabbing you in a hug

‘girls like her really exist!!’

you gave kunimi and kindaichi a signal of help and they nodded before gently prying the senpais off of you

‘senpai, please’

you gave kunimi a grateful nod

coach irihata went up to you bc wow, kunimi has a friend with of another gender?

‘how can we help you, miss?’

‘im l/n y/n, first year, and id like to apply as the manager’

internally, the coach sighed bc you werent the first one to apply

the reason they havent had a manager for years was bc of oikawa’s fangirls hiding themselves under that false facade

but he saw you brush off that comment oikawa make with no hint of fluster or blush on your face so he decides to give you a trial run, in guise of seeing if you could handle these chaotic boys

‘do you have any experience as manager? or do we need to teach you the ropes?’

‘i was a manager for 3 years in my middle school volleyball’

he nodded

‘ill give you one month. a trial run of a month to test the waters’

you agreed and your trial run began

kunimi mentioned that morning practice starts at 6 am sharp so you set your alarm for 5 to get ready and get to school on time before the boys

you remembered how to set up the nets so you quickly put them out (using a step stool bc we short) and ran to get the basket of balls

their water bottles were filled and you were in the middle of lugging the big basket of towels when the third years entered

the 4 of them usually came earlier than the rest so they saw you dragging the basket of fresh towels and wipe your sweat before smiling at the work youve done

iwa was so happy bc it was usually him who did this stuff and now that he had someone do it for him, it was like a god-send

oikawa’s eyes shone and he waved at you

‘yohoo, y/n-chan!’

you cringed at the loud voice of the famous oikawa tooru

‘hello, oikawa-san’

he chuckled at your politeness before hugging you

‘you did all this for us? youre so cute, y/n-chan!’

instead of the normal blush and love-struck eyes, you were actually very uncomfortable of the sudden skinship and you quickly ran to the side when iwa hit him at the head

‘shittykawa! leave her alone!’

‘iwa-chan!’

makki and mattsun stood next to you as the boys did their usual fight

‘is this all an act or are you really not attracted to oikawa?’

mattsun shot him a surprised look bc why was he so straightforward

but you just shrugged

‘hes cute, i admit. but ive seen much cuter and the boys in my middle school team was basically full of him so,,, and i hate guys who think theyre all that just bc theyre blessed w a pretty face. if anything, ill probably go for iwaizumi-san’

pop off S I S T E R!!!

you just won the heart of these two

slowly but surely, they all came to accept you and iwa straight out loves you bc you maintained this routine for the whole month of your trial run

and you still remained indifferent of oikawa’s advances and he was even impressed and slightly agitated that you werent paying attention to him

‘y/n-chan, one date! just one!’

you huffed before looking up from your clipboard

‘i like men, oikawa-san. not boys’

that comment made the guys shriek

‘y/n-chan! youre just a first year! you dont need a man!’

‘youre not a man, oikawa!’

you left oikawa to be tormented by his teammates and went to go and hand over the report to the coach

he was impressed by the notes you made bc they were ones he even missed

like the split-second of hesitation that kindaichi usually has that goes unnoticed but you immediately saw

or the wince oikawa has whenever he so much as jumps an inch

you could even tell the difference between iwa’s spike and if he was being easy or he was going full-out

this added on to the fact that the boys loved you and irihata actually saw kunimi try more 

but he thinks its only to earn your praises

‘y/n, youre officially the team manager’

yall celebrated at the normal hang-out spot which was the ramen shop and it truly shocked you at how much these boys ate

granted, this was the first time you ate together but you didnt expect them to eat nearly 5 bowls each

you could only finish 2 and you already feel like throwing up

‘honestly, how do you guys not gain weight after this?’

the table you sat at, iwa, kindaichi, mattsun, and kunimi, looked at you and shrugged

‘i work out’

‘i run’

‘i fast’

‘i poop it out’

lmao im sorry i cackled too hard at this

you stared blankly at mattsun’s answer who said it so seriously that you snorted a laugh

they watched you and your laughter bc you havent really expressed yourself as much 

so they made it their goal to see you laugh more

‘y/n-chan! you need to eat more!’

oikawa shouted, clearly food drunk, but you shook your head aggressively

‘i only planned to eat one bowl but he just had to shove another down my throat’

‘but you need to grow, y/n-chan!’

‘i want to grow taller! not wider!!’

As a manager:

oh boy

you basically grew into kinda their mom

‘oikawa-san! you need to rest your knee or youre going to hurt yourself! i will drag you home myself!’

‘kunimi, if you try to get this one more spike, i’ll buy you a bag of those caramel bites you like’

‘iwa-san! if you hit oikawa-san too much, youll destroy the little braincells he has!’

‘yahaba-san, nice dump!’

‘is your knee okay, watari-san?’

yall really forget that watari and yahaba exist sometimes smh

it was part of the work

keeping up with seijoh

so to keep them encouraged, you gave them praises that they always demand for and they always turn to you whenever they did something good

mattsun gives you a look whenever he blocks iwa’s spikes and you give kindaichi a head pat whenever he blocks some too

bc of how you are with them, sometimes, they forget that you are actually just a first year

they get shocked whenever you walk in with kunimi and kindaichi and talk about the current homework bc it slips their mind that their hard-working manager was actually just a 15-year-old girl

so, they try to ease the burden whenever they can

like iwa offering to help you whenever you have to take their jerseys to the laundrymat

or offering to help you with your assignments since theyve only been through it once

more like watari, yahaba, and iwa bc the matsuhana are clueless and acts like they completely skipped that grade

also

!!!!

oikawa’s fangirls ltr dont leave you alone!!!

now, its known that youre the manager of the volleyball team bc oikawa has boasted about your efforts and such

this obvs ticked off a bunch of girls bc they were jealous that you got to spend more time in a single practice with their precious oikawa-senpai than they have their entire lives

more than once theyve cornered you to threaten you to stay away from their senpai or youll have something coming for you

you never take them seriously bc you can fight too and you just give them a look and push them away

but this one time

TRIGGER WARNING-START

okay tea

the self-proclaimed president of the oikawa tooru fanclub, kenta miyo, cornered you at the bathroom with her other minions

you were just washing your hands and drying them off when she marched up to you and grabbed your hair before tugging it back

obviously you were surprised and shouted

‘oi! what the hell?!’

‘you slut! you need to stay away from my tooru, got it?!’

ehm what

you hissed and wrenched her arm from your hair and pushed her away

your hair was now a mess and you were fuming, already sick and tired of the torture these girls put you through

‘he belongs to himself, not you! so stop being delusional and leave me alone already!’

she signalled for the girls to hold on to you which you slapped away but they forcefully grabbed your arm while you kicked at them and struggle to get out of their hold

jesus what do these girls eat

miyo watches you struggle with a smile and cackles

‘oh? no fight anymore, little kouhai?’

you glared at her

‘i dont want to beat yall up bc id get yelled at by tooru so you need to let me go or regret it’

at the mention of his first name, her eyes widened and her face twisted and she slapped you

‘oi! respect your senpai, you brat! dont you ever say oikawa’s first name!’

your lips curled

‘oh? thats funny, because he actually told me to call him that since he wants his cute little manager to be very comfortable with him’

you achieved a feat that she has been working to get her entire high school life and miyo was not happy

‘ive been with him for 3 years and you just suddenly show up out of nowhere and call him that?! i dont think so!’

she had her hands around your neck and you gripped her arms, making her wince

but you laughed at that comment

‘heh, thats pathetic, isn’t it? here you are, my senpai, who has been vying for his attention for 3 years only to be ignored yet a mere first year, who shows up out of nowhere, has been asked to a date nearly a million times every day. that must be tough’

she shrieked at that comment and threw you on the floor, making you accidentally hit your head at the edge of the sink

yall im actually so bothered by this scene and im wincing as im typing

you bit your lip to prevent any sound of pain to escape bc you knew thats what she wanted to hear from you

but you werent going to give her the satisfaction

instead, you looked up at her, hatred swirling in your eyes

‘youre freaking psycho, you know that? once tooru and hajime knows about this, theyre going to give you hell. they wont ever let this go bc im the manager of their prized team and their little baby sister. so go ahead, do what you want with me. bc i paid too much for these nails to be tainted by dirt like you’

saiyo, a girl you noticed to be watari’s classmate when you went and visited him, nervously tugged on miyo’s jacket

‘miyo, we should go-’

‘SHES BLUFFING. AND HERE, SINCE YOUR SOCCERFIELD FOREHEAD IS BLEEDING, LET ME HELP WASH IT OUT’

and she poured over a carton of banana milk over you, making you wince at the sticky and cold liquid

the tough facade was crumbling and you were now screaming for help in your head, hoping that stupid theory from yahaba about team telepathy to work

but it didnt

TRIGGER WARNING-END

when miyo and her girls left, you sat on the floor, soaked and sticky and bleeding

then you begin to cry angry tears

you were angry that you were being treated like this just bc you were a manager

you were angry that you let them do that to you

you were angry that you prized your nails more than punching her square in the nose

you were just angry

periodt

staggering on your own feet, you stood up and leaned on the sink, eyes widening at the dripping red liquid from the gash on your forehead, staining the porcelain sink

you were stupid and unconsciously touched it making you wince 

‘shit, that hurts’

you whined quietly

there was little you can do with toilet paper and water to clean yourself up but you managed to at least stop the bleeding

you knew you had to be put on concussion protocol just in case bc you that hit was quite hard but at the moment, that wasnt your concern

practice has already started and this was the first time you werent present for daily practice

this was confirmed at the constant buzzing of your phone in your skirt pocket which you didnt listen to and instead, started thinking of ways to go to your locker and get your stuff and fake being sick but at the same time, not be seen and relayed to the team

time was ticking and you had to come up with a plan fast before oikawa will send the team to come looking around the building for you

once you looked at your reflection and smiled big, you decided it was enough to not show the pain you were in right now

girl im hurting for you

you peeked out of the bathroom door and saw the coast was clear so you quickly ran to your classroom, which was thankfully empty, and quickly grabbed your things

but as you were packing up, the tears just kept falling

it didnt stop as you bolted down the stairs, using your cardigan to hide your face from the public

once you were safely out of school grounds, you finally took out your phone and reviewed through all the worried and concerned texts from the team group chat

but you just replied, ‘im fine but i just feel really sick right now. girl stuff’

you smirked, knowing that would keep the boys away

but oikawa had to go and ask you to call him

‘y/n-chan! do you want oikawa-senpai to come over with chocolates and ice cream?! wings or no wings?!’

your jaw dropped at the question and clearly scandalized by the question

the team was too as shouting began and you could faintly hear iwa scream, ‘oh my god, shittykawa!’

‘im seriously okay, oikawa-san. i just need to be alone right now and ill try and get some sleep. good bye’

then you hung up

there was no way you could tell them

they were in their last year anyways so doing something about it wouldnt matter

and you were strong 

but apparently not strong enough to fight them off though

you would cover the wound with concealer and continue on with practice tomorrow as if everything was normal

but there was only so much you could take

just yesterday, they trashed your locker and a week ago, they took your bento and threw it away

you even got into a fight with this one girl but she scampered away, too scared to do anything alone

so you were actually just tired and want everyone to leave you alone

believe me, youve thought of quitting sometimes

but youve actually created a bond with these boys

like when you take hanamaki to get cream puffs whenever he loses against iwa in arm wrestling

or when yahaba calls you at ungodly hours to express his worries for next year and to fill oikawa’s shoes

it was simple moments that you shared with each player that kept you from not leaving

soon, you found yourself crying again and the looks pedestrians were giving you was starting to make you uncomfortable

a girl, with her gross hair in a bun, puffy eyes with a bleeding wound and walking down the street

that was a sight

so you cut a corner to an alley by your house to escape from the judging eyes and you were too busy wiping your eyes to see a boy who was crouched down on the floor and ended up walking over him

omg my baby kyoken hello luv!!!!

you gasped and you were surprised and quickly apologized

kyotani was originally about to yell at you, no matter what, but he saw the state you were in and concluded you were either from a fight or was beaten up

he recognized that and decided to just glare at you and go back to feeding the stray dogs and cats

you breathed a sigh in relief when he didnt yell at you bc that wouldve been the last thing you needed today

‘sir, im sorry for hitting you. if there is something i could do for you, dont hesitate’

he ignored you and you focused on him paying attention to the strays

going into your backpack, you had a milk carton and a sausage stick from earlier

you used your thermos lid to serve as the milk bowl for the cats while you peeled open the meat and used your scissors to cut chunks of it for the dogs to have some

kyotani watched as you went into action to feeding the animals that people usually ignored

he knew you

well, he recognized you

when he watched from the top of the gym, he saw you as their manager who ran around and helped everyone

sure, he still didnt trust you 

but he watched you grin and smile as the animals started to eat

‘im in a hurry right now so i have to go but ill feed you again tomorrow, okay? you too, stranger-san. ill bring food for you too’

then you stood up and ran away, probably in a hurry to fix that wound

he wouldve offered to treat it for you but he remained silent, watching the cats mewl at the now empty lid

the next day, oikawa was worried for you and when he saw you at early morning practice, he practically glomped to your side

‘y/n-chan! you okay?! oikawa-senpai was so worried for you!’

you cringed but nodded

‘im okay, oikawa-san’

‘senpai, y/n-chan! call me senpai!’

‘im not going to feed into your kink, oikawa-san’

*cue everyone busting a lung*

to this day, no one still knew what happened to you

you kept it quiet and you were sure you got everything handled

except for one person

kyotani was smart and for some reason he knew you got beat up by the fangirls and the perpetrators were easily found bc he saw them huddled around your locker, probably trashing it again, and lets just say, 

no one is def going to mess w you now

back to manager moments!!

during practice matches, the boys rally around you to prevent other teams from sweet-talking you

they make sure no one gets past them and always have excuses to get your attention

you knew what they were doing but you pretended not to, heart warming at their protectiveness and hunger for your attention

even though you have your own jacket, the team gives you theirs all the time like oikawa has his special team jacket w his name at the back and when he feels threatened by schools like johzenji, he makes you wear it

‘youre mine, y/n-chan and i want that blondie to know’

‘ehm, no, oikawa-san. im iwaizumi-san’s’

oikawa screamed

lmao training camps w them is CHAOTIC

YOU WANT TO CRYYYYYY

OIKAWA IS CRYING BC IWAIZUMI IS BEATING HIM UP, MATSUHANA ARE FREAKING OUT THE FIRST YEARS ABOUT THE GHOSTS IN THE WOODS AND NOW KINDAICHI REFUSES TO LET GO OF YOU, WATARI GOT LOST GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND YAHABA IS SCREAMING ABOUT THE WEATHER MESSING UP HIS HAIR AND MAKING IT FRIZZY

reminder: threaten to quit everytime they get too much

your hugs are the best!!!!

you have a special hug for every player

oikawa gets his favorite which was the normal arm around the waist with your arms around his neck while he snuggles in your neck

iwa gets flustered easily so you hug him from behind so you cant see his flustered look

mattsun actually likes the jumping in the air so he catches you type of hug

makki is more tame and has his arms around your shoulder with his chin on your head

yahaba is the twirly kind where he just picks you up and swings you around

watari also gets flustered easily so he likes the one-arm hugs

kindaichi gets blushy at the slightest touch from you but he gives you a hug from behind you himself where he can bury his face in your hair while you caress his arms

kunimi, now he likes it when you squeeze him extremely tight bc it makes him feel loved and feel alive

kyo doesnt even talk to you what makes you think you can give him a hug

their lost for shiratorizawa really broke them though

you made them their own bentos for nearly a week to keep them encouraged and gave oikawa extra attention to keep him from sulking or practicing late

‘oikawa-senpai, lets go watch that new movie later’

‘S-S-SENPAI?!’

then the arrival of our baby kyoken

yahaba was moody the whole practice and you were currently trying to keep him from spiking a ball to someone

‘even just today, he’s late’

‘who?’

‘that stupid dog’

he just keeps mumbling and grunting

and then the said dog arrived

you peaked out from behind iwaizumi, who protectively went in front of you

shock ran through you and you pointed at him

‘puppy-kun!’

lmao puppy what

youve called him that since he refused to tell you his name, but you call him that bc he paid special attention to this one baby beagle

he raised a hand in greeting and you gave him a smile

‘youre a player here, too?!’

he ‘glared’ at you but nodded stiffly

the team really thought that he would lash out at you but he is surprisingly tolerant

the power of the manager

he still hasnt talked to you but he does respond to you and even helps you with chores, still not talking ofc

hes so tsun tsun and he deserves my heart yall

however, youve heard him talk to iwaizumi, and iwaizumi only, so youve heard his voice before

ngl, you were flustered by how gruff and deep it was

then their loss to karasuno

bruh, it was KARASUNO

the entire team fell apart and after the match, each of them ran away from you to stop lashing out

you were also on the verge of crying, seeing the broken look on your third years

your precious third years

you decided to give them their own space but you heard a loud banging sound from the bathroom

yahaba and watari were outside, clearly trying to talk to someone in there on coming out but it got louder

okay you were lowkey like, ‘hm, i should not be here’

but you recognized that voice

you knocked at the boys door to be respectful

‘kyo-san? its me, y/n’

he was silent but he did unlock it

you took this as a sign to enter and you gave yahaba and watari a smile

‘i’ll be fine. go to kindaichi and kunimi. they need your comfort right now’

tbh, you were surprised the bathroom was still intact but you saw the stall door at the very end being rattled and shaken

you remained by the door but you wanted to go to him

‘kyo-san, please come out so i can treat your injuries’

he expected you to say those words like ‘its okay’ or ‘theres always next year’ but you didnt

instead, you knew he was hurt and wanted to help him

he continued to give a few punches to the wall and the door before emerging

you wordlessly treated the wounds and offered your hand

‘im here, kyo-san. dont worry, im right here’

at the ramen shop, you told them to eat as much as they want and wordlessly gave them your card, slightly crying inside bc you know this was going to be like over a hundred dollars

but you were treating the boys bc they deserved it

you sat beside kindaichi, who was just sobbing and apologizing, so you were wiping his tears and holding his hand under the table

this precious babie

bruh i was sobbing when i watched this part like uuggghhhh

after dinner, you walked with the other third years, knowing they would go to the gym, so you gave everyone else your special hugs before sending them home

‘text me when you arrive safely, okay?’

‘yes, mom’

‘KINDAICHI WHAT’

oikawa’s speech made you cry bc despite only knowing them for not even a year, you already feel like a family

you didnt want your family to be broken but you knew they would all go their separate ways eventually

there was a big hug pile of third years on the side where you took a picture and sent it to the group chat

you had to eventually go home after helping them clean up and when you checked your phone, a fresh batch of tears rolled down

each from every person on the team but with the same sentence and same words

‘we love you, l/n y/n. thanks for everything.’

ngl i dont think this was that good and its like 8 in the morning and im extremely tired

i want to do karasuno, nekoma, and fukurodani but im so exhausted i cannot right now

[izabellq]

Class 1-A Boys as Imposters + Playing with S/O!

summary: based off the popular game ‘among us’! i think im obsessed lol (read part 2 here & part three here!)

contains: FLUFFF, mentions of killing, characters: bakugo, iida, kaminari, tokoyami

BAKUGO KATSUKI

When he’s imposter...

Trust me, you WILL know

He has this menacing grin on his face likes he’s absolutely going to destroy this game

let’s be honest, even when he’s not imposter, he’s MAD SUS for no reason

So, when the game starts, you IMMEDIATELY press the emergency button

everyone’s like “wtf???”

Bakugo is shooting you death glares across the room mark my words

So you tell everyone that Bakugo (he def named himself ‘number 1’ or some shit like that) is the imposter!!

they start asking for proof

you’re like: 👁👄👁

“I don’t have any... trust m—”

Y/N was not The Imposter

...

Bakugo is HOWLING in laughter

YOU’RE SO SALTY LMAO

They voted you off and when Bakugo ends up winning... you straight up ignore him

He’s still laughing at you tho

0/10 would NOT RECOMMEND PLAYING WITH HIM

next time you’re imposter, you kill him first no hesitation

IIDA TENYA

JSKSKSKSKSKSKS

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE THOUGHT OF IIDA BEING IMPOSTER

BUT HEAR ME OUT FOR A SEC

Remember that training scene in s1 where bakugo and iida teamed up to be villains and iida completely embraced his role??

YEAH THATS HOW HE PLAYS IMPOSTER

He doesn’t like being it but when it’s his turn, he’s like a mastermind

He’ll leave you alive to use as an alibi (and because he loves u 😽)

He’ll sneakingly convince other people to vote someone else out to make his life easier

You seriously won’t know it’s him until he wins LMAO

He’ll have the best strategy throughout the game

Your so sad when it ends

“Iida!! Why didnt you kill me if you were the imposter?! I didn’t even suspect you!”

“But why would I do that?”

him: 😇😊🤚

you: 🥺🙄😭

if you ever play a two imposter game and you BOTH end up being imposters, let’s just say there aint nobody getting out of that alive)

KAMINARI DENKI

He’ll be the worst imposter

Right next to Kirishima

Like,,, “Y/N?? Why is my name red??”

you: 🤭🤭🤭

Even tho he’s the only imposter, you become his little sidekick

He’s kinda dumb ngl (I’m sorry denki ilysfm 😢) so you’ve gotta cover him and such

“Yellow is safe, I saw him scan.”

Everyone be like: “Okay good enough for me 🤷‍♀️”

Because of this tho, you look very sus

Which gets you voted out

DENKI IS SO SAD

“I’ll avenge you Y/N!”

He gets voted out next

...

Worst imposter, but best boyfriend 😃👍

When yall are crew mates, and die together, y’all just go on task dates as ghosts so win-win

TOKOYAMI FUMIKAGE

Honestly,, this boy would be v good!

his astronaut is def all black

it doesn’t matter if you’re his s/o, if you’re in his way, he’ll kill you

“Tokoyami! Why did you kill me 😪?”

“Because I want to win.”

I- 💀 u def haunt him as a ghost even tho he can’t see u

He’ll probably have Dark Shadow help him by memorizing everything that’s going on

It’s like having 2 imposters for the price of 1

he’s a vent GOD

knows exactly where they’ll lead too

AND when it’s the perfect time to use one

he also sabotages lights and comms constantly

good luck tryna survive on that server with him around 😞🖐

but tbh, he’s also a very good crew mate

finishes tasks quickly, good detective

he’ll instantly report u if ur imposter

yep- he has no mercy

but u know u like it like that 😉

[jennrypan]

Mkay. Im drinkin my drink drank. This will be LONG. Thoughts while i watch it

Off the bat-- people are just telling them how cute they are together and I love how they were just like ?? Cuz they aint even thank them they just said "Yall cute as fuck!"

All of Paris ships you guys apparently- theres no escape but how the hell did they get those pictures??

Do they take the pictures from the Ladyblog-

Also Andre shut yo ass up- if youre ice creams so good why are YOU single huh? Lets talk about that you fuck-

Also shes so damn mad lmao- and she yeet my son 😭 shes got great aim though i love it- annd Ladybug just doesnt lie Andre rn and i get that cuz hes deadass kind of annoying with his love ice cream shit-

But fr why IS she so damn mad like girl calm down- be more mad at the press for bein nosy and Andre for bein himself-

And I knoow people are gonna be salty towards Adrien in this..i feel it. But whatever. Anyways. What tf is ladybugs yoyo tying to to let her swing on the roofs--

DELETE ALL THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR LOVE--

Im giggling. Im sorry-- i love him sm. Sweet hopeless romantic-

And ALYA MY DAUGHTER HI <3

And this seems super dramatic- delete all the photos they have together cuz of one instance?- aight go off ig-

Oh are Kagami nd Adriens friendly again?? Im assuming yes?

ThAKSGES ADRIEN NO WHAT THEBFUCK DONT CRY 😭 WAIT . i wasnt ready- please someone hug him--

Also Gorilla doesnt even notice he sounds so sad, Gorilla im disappointed in you

Oh wooow. Gabriel didnt akumatize his son? Im shocked, you did the bare minimum buddy! Congrats!

Go fuck yourself.

Marinette..honey thatss...hm-- okay- hes sad and you immediately start day dreaming lmaoo. Get it together girl--

"MAY HAVE." MAY HAVE??? BITCH YOU HAVE BEEN DISTANT FUCK YOUUUUU.

Also ew stop trying give this bitch redeeming qualities, and uh..did Emilie not wear any other outfit?? Can we see photos of her looking like shes enjoying life or?-

Thats just weird maybe thats just mee-

Kagami-- "youre weak-- sensitive-" i like how she corrected herself- shes leearrning.

Also..did no one hear that giant billboard being destroyed??- no one at all?- o k

And awe- she psspsps'ed him basically-

Bruh hes so damn CONFUSED- she doesnt make sense to both Adrien and Chat- girl simplify yours words better-

HELP I LOVE THIS DYNAMIC. ITS THE BEST ONE OUT OF ALL OF THEM. PLEASE

Hes so damn goofy i love him-

Ok but Marinette..shorten the poem- or..love letter- no one will pay attention to that its GOTTA BE FROM THE HEART

This poem ..bores me- anyways-

MOVIE DATE MOVIE DATE.

Also awe they let him ride the bus for free

Andre MIND YO BUSINESS. DAMN all in their shit for-- get some friends istg

Usually..people dont talk this much during movies but that seems to just be Their thing--

Also he likes haaamsters and WHEEZE i would be that guy too cuz SHUT UP YOU IN LOVE FOOLS. R u d e

And ...UMBRELLA- i didnt know it could do that- could her yoyo do somethin like that??- i dunno..how that would work but imagine?

And Andre youre right they ARE made for each other..you should talk to Luka and Alya about that--

Where did..the akuma go for adrien or ..does it just purify itself when he powers down?

ANDRE YOU DICK LET THEM HAVE BE

And this is the second time her lucky charm almost squashed her- but this wouldve been a lot worse cus its a whole ass car.

A sexy car at that 👀 i aint know ladybug could create cars like that, i want it! Also..aint she like 15 where tf she learn how to drive what-

SHE CAN DO THAT!?!

Maybe i just forgot but what-

Ok where did HE learn to drive-

And i love them sm <3 but like .where does the fallout fall into this? I need more episodes-

And Andre was pretty easy to defeat prolly cuz they fought him literally a few hours ago.

I would love to see cookies based off all the ladybug charms

And like..he just walks away??- youre not gonna apologize for bein weird and buttin in on their lives?? No?- ok-

And BOI YOU KNOW YOU FELL IN LOOOVE YOU KNOW IT--

Kagami is so damn cute oh my god-- also. I just realized she had freckles?? I love them ;W;

Plagg is probably losing his damn mind rn-- they are so stressful.

Also i love that end card so much? Its gorgeous.

BASICALLY!!

This is my favorite episode out of all the episodes in season for next to Scarabellas and Alya outsmarting hawkmoth,

I just..love the marichat scenes so much, its beautiful--

I cant waait to hear their english voices oml

[marukrawler]

bakugan battle brawlers liveblogging episode 38 (the unmasking episode!)

- legit, i’ve never seen this episode except for some images so im excited!

- but i sure do hope this fight is legendary lmao

- ig everyone ends up in the same spot when they win against the legendary warriors

- but the thing is. masquerade beat (maybe even killed but that can’t be right bc ace gets an attribute energy in s2 so exedra must still be alive) exedra but im sure he didn’t overcome his trial?? and yet hydra evolved. but when dan and drago beat apollonir, drago didn’t evolve until he passed his trial.

- unless masquerade did pass his trial and im just dumb

- im not even gonna ask how runo found alice in the outskirts of town lol

- alice, come get some therapy too

- i wonder if the aftermath of the masquerade reveal deals with runo and alice’ relationship, considering that alice is closest to runo out of all the brawlers.

- 😭😭😭

- iKR???? lmaoo

- wHY WOULD THEY INCLUDE THIS

- the fact that miyoko is here too??? wild!

- wouldn’t be golem unless he made an earth reference

- how did he get ur number

- also he called joe but not dan?? inch.resting

- oh

- wait does this mean that dan hijacks joe’s battle w masquerade lmaoo

- salty that you didn’t get a personal invite, eh

- they busting out the thick lines for this episode

- also love how dan’s trying to reason w the dude who sent drago off to die, that’s nice of him

- ok he’s still salty about that asldlkasdk

- bITCH HOW????

- we never had customization options before lmaooo

- something tells me marucho got his inspiration for bakugan interspace here

- thank god for translator’s notes

- lowkey did bakugan just decide to drop the 3 vs 3 bakugan battles and go for 1 on 1 already before nv even happened lmao

- omgg???

- can’t believe a card called ‘destroy vanish’ would kill drago, rip

- this is ironically not drago’s best episode, woww

- im dead at the fact that every time hydra is launched, he just rolls around trying to find the center of the card lmaoo

- ikr 😂😂 slow tf down, emo boi

- where’s miyoko when you need her

- wHO DREW???? THIS FRAME?????

- also yall clearly don’t have the patience of baron and mira if you think this is a long battle

- i. have so many questions.

- uh oh, dan’s getting unhinged

- if you tell me those muscles disappear later, im suing

- dan must’ve had whatever joe chucks on the regular lmaoo

- how is removing their gauntlets making this battle ‘fair and square’???

- this is so dumb omg

- i feel like this reaction would only have made sense if the threat of drago returning to the doom dimension was present throughout the battle but then masquerade decides to have an old fashioned battle and rescinds his doom card and that’s how it becomes ‘a true battle’

- this is literally the prototype ace vs dan battle lmao

- lmaooo ikr

- i think this is the only frame in this episode where drago’s looked decent lol

- the obligatory ‘let me win over the antagonist w the power of fun’, we been knew

- funny you should say that dan, considering YOU’RE NEVER ALLOWED TO LOSE AND HAVE FUN DOING IT

- love how there’s no hard feelings, he’s DEF had whatever joe’s having

- also holy shit, THE STADIUM???? good thing ur friends w marucho

- how do you wear a MASK and STILL show more emotion than shun, i don’t get it

- damn boi where do ur allegiance lie

- YALL ARE RLLY JUST GOING TO FORGIVE HIM LIKE THAT???? FR????? HE TRIED TO KILL YOU ALL WHAT IS THIS

- NO WAY IT WAS ALICE???? WTF HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I CAN’T

- rip in the chat, her muscles did disappear w the wind

- aLONG W ALL HER CUTS AND SCRAPES???? that’s handy

- ok the fight was a lot more interesting than the previous ones but idk, i guess i expected something w a bit more oomph?? idk ig i just don’t vibe w the guardian bakugans duking it out, i want the regular battles back lol bc they give opportunity to use a bigger variety of gate cards/ability cards than boost/subtract a certain amount of Gs.

- but man, i can’t wait to find out what happens in the next ep

[savnofilter]

Would you mind doing dick size headcanons for Bakugo, Deku, Iida, Kirishima and whoever else you want? Now I'm really curious XD

👑 Bakugou x Reader // Midoriya x Reader // Iida x Reader // Kirishima x Reader // Todoroki x Reader // Dabi x Reader // Overhaul

warnings: yall arent ready for this.

a/n: it had to be done.

Bakugou:

lets say this boi has LENGTH and WIDTH.

open your mouth wide bc this bitch is hung.

veiny and healthy bc of his healthy lifestyle.

curves a lil to the side so hes always blowin out the right spots in you.

bet his cum taste motherfucking delicious too.

his dick print is always apperant -- no matter hard or not bc thats how big he is. if its baggy sweats? print. tight pants? print. even if its snow pants, print.

6. flaccid. 7.5. erect. dont fight me on this.

but idk how likely it is that he is circumcised or not, i think hes not.

inviting trim that makes you WANT to suck his dick.

always a stickler for having a small bush tho, makes sure to keep it clean just so he can enjoy watching your suffocate on his cock when he chokes you on it while you smell tropical breeze in his tufts.

has high stamina, so he's cock is pretty functional.

with you being arousal, there isnt a moment where it is isnt erect.

Miodriya:

im saying hes smaller than bakugou, probably wide tho.

probably 6 inches, somewhere around there, maybe 6.5 if hard.

like bakugou, prob eats healthy but not as much, so hes cum is a lil salty.

his length points out straight and curves up.

i think hes circumcised.

clean cut definitely.

sometimes when he doesnt shave, he still makes sure to keep them maintained.

has an attractive pubic line that disappears into the small bush of forest green tufts at the top of his dicc.

Iida:

this boi is big okay.

its gotta fit his physique, lets not be dumb.

definitely more on the length side than width.

would say prob 7 inches maybe 7.5-8.

like common look at his genes sis, we know hes packin.

his cum prob tastes sweet (not like sweet sweet, pleasant to taste tho??) bc hes constantly drinking orange juice to keep running.

his dick is normal, some veins here and there.

pretty dick, circumcised.

not fully shaved tho, keeps it well maintained for his s/o tho.

-> on a note tho, i think that he keeps it shaved. just for eye worthy purposes.

he doesnt get excited out of the blue (excuse the random boners) but other than that, he's pretty normal. always up when hes in the mood tho.

Kirishima:

okay red riot, we know youre packing sir.

he exercising a ton, so we’re going to assume that his blood is always... flowing.

hard all the time.

(in more ways than one)

i wanna say even with his height, but hes not that but we’ll go with something like iida (although height is not the same).

i feel like kirishima is a more laid back than bakugou, so im saying he tastes delicious. maybe a lil on the salty side.

dick curves up a bit.

not circumcised.

trimmed cause its manly. *flexes*

Todoroki:

yummy boi.

not only does his cum taste good, his dick does too prob.

LMAO but like would he have half and half pube hair? can someone search this up for me for people who have his condition.

he prob hangs 7-8, these numbers are big but so are these boys.

i think hes like bakugou, the whole package thatswhytheyrealwaysarguing. (update their friends now so todoroki, bakugo, and kirishima just compare dick sizes when hanging together-)

but shines more on the wide part.

he prob gets it from his dad cause he aint all that tall-

um where was i going with this?

prob shaves his pubes, but its like never always, just mostly always kept tammed.

just know he keeps its well just for you.

Dabi:

alright kiddos move A FUCKIN SIDE.

this bitch-

doesnt even CARE hes got it.

he just knows and hes like “you got a problem with it?”

which you totally dont.

why would you?

we’re going for a deadly dick.

put that how you will.

just know its a task to give him a blowjob and its leaving you a bit sore after fucking.

but since its dabi, you better get use to it doll. ; )

(reee oml i lost my own breath doll + dabi in the same sentence just 💦)

okay back to the main point.

always important to use lots of lube when with him.

although it might seem fun since his cock is around 7.5-8, he will destroy and thats finale.

just make sure to lube it up, or he will literally, tear that pussy up.

and did i forget? he has the prince albert peircings.

Overhaul:

okay,,, last one.

hes no far behind on the big dick train.

prob co-conductor.

cleanest penis btw.

always shaved.

assuming he eats well? so his cum is pretty tasty as well.

but like i said before, he probably doesnt like oral so we wouldnt know how he tastes.

but he does wreck your insides no matter what pace hes going at.

ehhhh we'll give him at least 7 and rising.

he's one to also destroy your pussy but he makes sure that you're all ready and lubed up for the occasion.

(even with a little pain it doesn't always have to be all the way painful).

[turtlethor-blog]

@jacquesooo remember when you said I wouldn’t do it?? Well, I’m going to but in headcanon format bc yall are too much of a mess for me to write without commentary LMAO. I haven’t used tumblr in so long, you should thank me. 

Anyway here’s your indulgent love simon au, imma blast 

also how come you don’t have a ship name, im lowkey salty

First of all, Jacqueline’s obviously-yes-obviously-not Simon and Luisa’s gonna be Bram, they just have to switch personalities (GET IT B/C SIMON WAS JACQUE((LINE))S)

Anyway, we know the story, Jacqueline sees luisa’s tumblr, she becomes Whipped™, she admires the blogger from afar as you do

But HECC she doesn’t know that this bitch is gonna become her bitch soon enough b/c look ma they go to the sAMe sCHoOL 

And at the same school, they hate each other b/c Jacqueline’s a lil overachieving freshman piece of shit & luisa’s a loud ass mexican that’s sick & tired of everything

10 dollars that jacqueline’s group talks smack about luisa’s tall ass in jacqueline’s language class (”she wears ripped jeans all the time, it makes her seem taller, s o   W h Y”)

bonus if luisa does the same tbh (mexican people are so mean, the fuck)

Jacqueline opens up Luisa's tumblr (not knowing it’s irl luisa, you goddamn slow cabALLo), she’s in the ask box, and look she’s typing out her feelings on anon b/c she’s a disaster gay but she’s trying!! 

Guess what, the ask goes through (”your ask has been received :)”)

Jacqueline screams for the next week or so b/c Luisa replies but luisa should make her scream someway else soon enough u know? 👀

So you know, she’ll just keep sending anons b/c she can and she sucks

On the other hand, Jacqueline tells tumblr!Luisa a funny story that there’s a school!Luisa at her school and “holYYyy god she’s so annoying, and she looks like you from your selfies but you’re prettier b/c school!Luisa looks like an orc dw dw” (omg fdsafdfsg)

And tumblr!Luisa tells Jacqueline “there’s a different Jacqueline at my school tOO and she’s so stuck up and she’s so short and i know you are too but it’s okay, you’re better than the irl Jacqueline i k N o W”

Jacqueline sweetie i know you say Luisa’s dense but you’re McSlow and she’s McDense (even in this au)

You guys talk about mango discourse and Luisa’s drinking habits (as in water not alcohol sdffdsf) and that applies in this au too

Plus I’ll never forget when Jacqueline called Luisa “50 shades of puta”

No emails, just anons with the panda sign off

Just slow slow burn in the form of two slow gays b/c they know they live in the same area but they won’t tell each other where 

you’re probs wondering: who tf is martin here?? easy, themselves

?? why??? BECAUSE JACQUELINE WON’T TELL LUISA SHE’S GAY FOR HER AND LUISA’S TOO LUISA TO COME OUT 

but for angst reasons let’s say for some reason they connect two and two because a Martin has told them :0

and Jacqueline realizes the Luisa she hated at school b/c she was too tall and too annoying was the same Luisa she was sending anons to

and Luisa realizes the Jacqueline at school that was constantly sideyeing her and giving her attitude was the same Jacqueline that told her ily and goodnight everyday

Honey you know they both aren’t functional as it is, this would destroy their brains and hearts

Idk what the hell would be going in Luisa’s life but Jacqueline’s fuckboy friends find out 

You know that scene in love simon where Simon’s friends get mad at him but he holds it together until he realizes he lost Blue, and that’s when he starts bawling?

That would be jacqueline

are we sure that this is an au anymore wtf

BUT jacqueline is stubborn as hell and she won’t talk to luisa online and at school no more (so in a sense she’s also like bram 🤔)

and it hurts her like hell b/c it shows, she’s not enjoying going out or playing lacrosse no more b/c she loves luisa sm so like,,, wyd pretending you don’t

So this lil shit gets love sick and thinks about kissing luisa on top of a ferris wheel or you know just,,, gay in general

But you know whats even gayer than a ferris wheel?? STARGAZING

god bless tumblr friends

they set them up somehow, it’s an awkward car ride to the hills, but when they get there the stars were so bright and jacqueline automatically points out which constellation was which like it was second nature

luisa thinks she’s a dork

jacqueline thinks she’s a lot more interesting than every star in the sky

but she’s also vehemently aware of the hand holding hers (gay)

they’re cuddled at the back open trunk with a warm blanket and speaking so damn softly to each other (gayer)

and they say “i love you” a couple dozen times and they kiss and everything feels fuzzy & warm & sweet (gAYEST)

like lemme paint a picture for yall: they have the same weighted blanket draped on their shoulders and they’re kissing so softly b/c they were so scared of losing each other and jacquelines fingertips are dragging themselves under luisa’s shirt even tho she knows full well luisa’s ticklish

it’s such a fuzzy & warm feeling to be kissing someone you know full well is your soulmate, just saying

and it feels even greater knowing you’ll never lose each again

probs how bram & simon felt, but just saying, gay it up even more, yall

they don’t leave beside each other for a very long time

the next day they go buy iced coffee together 

[moonlitlex]

im not from america questions

so this is a thing now! inspired by this post (aka im literally just answering all the questions on that post)

answer the questions then tag more people who aren’t from america

1. favourite place in your country?

shimla, himachal pradesh

2. do you prefer spending your holidays in your country or travel abroad?

travel abroad! i want to go everywhere

3. does your country have access to sea?

yes! its like a peninsula thing going on

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

MUTTON ROGANJOSH i think its also shared by pakistan but we used to be the same country so 

5. favourite song in your native language?

gun guna rahe hai bhavre

6. most hated song in your native language?

that friggin one with katrina kaif in that one movie i think sheila was a name in the thing SHIELA KI JAWANI what a bad song

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

kamal (like kamal not kamaal), raabta, rimjhim

8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom?

pakistani (im from north india), nepali (don’t look nepali), american (i live in america rn), bangladeshi, thai (lived in thailand), mexican (don’t look mexican), a lot of people assume im latinx even though i look super indian, fuckin greek? also spain

9. which of your neighbouring countries would you like to visit most/know best?

nepal!! they have everest there its so cool i wanna visit

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

so many good ones! personal faves are chuttiya and kutti

11. favourite native writer/poet?

RABINDRANATH TAGORE

12. what do you think about English translations of your favourite native prose/poem?

they’re all terrible and yall should all learn hindi

13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders?

loads! p much everything but poc can relate a lot more than white people in general

14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV?

only occaisionally

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

washing powder nirma (nirma)

uski kameez meri kameez se saphed kese

16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?

hate - indians are smelly/hairy its so fake and honestly makes me super self conscious for no fucking reason i hate . it

agree - there are cows everywhere. so fuckin true honestly its so ? where do they come from? why are they on the road? WHY ARE TEHY SLEEPING ON THE ROAD? i dont know

17. are you interested in your country’s history?

YES the whiteys destroyed it and a few other people i think including nehru and gandhi and maybe some of the mughals? so its like. kinda hard to find good sources and shit

18. do you speak with a dialect of your native language?

i kinda speak very textbook hindi? bc i havent lived in india for a long time so i dont really know that much about slang and stuff

19. do you like your country’s flag and/or emblem? what about the national anthem?

yes! i love btoh and they make me cry

20. which sport is The Sport in your country?

CRICKET and i love it

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

me with a lifetime supply of mutton roganjosh

22. what makes you proud about your country? what makes you ashamed?

we have a long and beautiful history and great architecture and used to be like 20% of the worlds trade or something and were super successful but then a lot people in india are super backward and i absolutely hate that and we have kinda high crime rates and that makes me v upset

23. which alcoholic beverage is the favoured one in your country?

daru (if you translate it it means alcohol but its like a specific alcohol as well also we do this a lot in hindi lmao)

24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?

pakistan we’re constantly salty about them

25. would you like to come from another place, be born in another country?

never id rather die

26. does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?

yes and its always shit and stereotypical

27. favourite national celebrity?

AMITABH BACCHAN who would i be otherwise

28. does your country have a lot of lakes, mountains, rivers? do you have favourites?

yes we have a ton of everything and i dont have a favourite bc most of them are polluted af

29. does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?

not really? okay no my entire family is kinda salty about noida for some reason?  but i don’t think thats a city-wide thing

30. do you have people of different nationalities in your family?

nah we’re all indian af

i tag: @thelescorp @punkpipabeth @actioninspire

[bluueejay]

Mcu wishes it was AA