#yakuza!osomatsu

[osomatsuconfessions]

who do you think has the biggest man titties? i vote ichimatsu

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[nekomortiz]

[Yakuza AU]

Don't let the others know that the boss is a giant puppy for his wife 🤫 ♥️

[wewerebornsextuplets]

aaand heres the last of em!! i jumped around between styles quite a bit this year 😅 ocs belong to: @puffpawstries / @flowerakatsuka / @girlymatsu

[flowerakatsuka]

Do you have a fave hesokuri au or skit au and have you kuroba’d them 👀

HI EVAN, THANK YOU SM FOR THE ASK!!! 😊✨

and yes, i do!! a few actually, heh. i've talked a little bit about the youkai & denki mystery aus i have for kuroba before and i really love those, but i think my favorite might actually be their royalty / prince au. which i haven't really talked about before so uh. i hope you don't mind, but i'm gonna use this as a excuse to ramble about it.

i'll put my infodumping under a cut bc it might get long, but here's their designs for the au. 🤭

SO. kuroba comes from a commoner household, but because their grandfather was the royal gardener to the matsuno family and they acted as his apprentice, they've basically lived their entire life on the castle grounds in spite of their status. they've gotten to meet and come to befriend quite a few people of a higher social status than them, the most notable being the 2nd prince of the matsuno royal family, karamatsu.

they first met as children, when karamatsu ran away from his caretakers to hide in the gardens and cry by himself. kuroba had been helping with cleaning up the rose beds that day and stumbled upon him. they've always been the meddling type and can't leave others alone when they're upset so they sat with him and tried to comfort him to the best of their ability, ( even if it was just providing him company and a hand to squeeze while he cried. ) after that, karamatsu became very curious about kuroba and would often visit the gardens in the hopes of spending time with them. the two became very close over time, with him following them around the gardens as they worked and running to them whenever he needed a shoulder to cry on ( which they were always happy to provide. )

they're still very close as adults despite some things changing, like karamatsu adopting a more flashy personality to stand out more amongst his brothers and kuroba taking over their grandfather's role as royal gardener. a lot of the things stayed the same, though.

however, their close friendship starts posing some issues within the royal counsel. one of the princes having such an intimate relationship ( and obvious infatuation ) with a commoner is unsightly in the eyes of the nobility and could make them question the integrity & stability of the crown. so iyami, ( who's a sketchy noble adviser to king matsuzou, ) proposes that karamatsu be engaged to duchess dobusu to help quell the rumors going around about kuroba and him. matsuzou agrees and even though he tries to protest it, kara eventually agrees to go along with it for the sake of his family and kuroba.

when karamatsu tells them the news, kuroba takes it pretty well and congratulates him with a smile... or at least, that's the reaction he gets out of them. in reality, they're fucking devastated because they've been harboring feelings for him for years at that point. they already accepted the fact that they could never be together, but that doesn't make the reality of the situation hurt any less. still, they want to support karamatsu and be happy for them so they're taking the truth about their feelings for him to the grave. ( that's what they planned on doing, at least. )

they slowly drift apart after that ; karamatsu's visits to the gardens become less frequent, kuroba stops personally delivering fresh arrangments to karamatsu's quarters, they barely even greet each other when crossing paths. it doesn't help that iyami got into kuroba's ear, warning them that they should keep their distance from kara to preserve his reputation and not lose their job — which they really can't afford as the main breadwinner for their family. neither of them are happy with how things have changed, but there's not much they can do about it.

as karamatsu and dobusu's engagement party draws closer and kuroba has to help with the decorations, their discontent really bubbles to the surface. one of their noble friends, ( i haven't decided who yet lol, ) finds them crying and tries to comfort them, eventually convincing them to sneak into the party and dance with kara so they at least have one unforgettable memory of him to hold onto. with their help, they manage to do it with their identity hidden behind a mask.

things seem to go off without a hitch ; they'll be able to have to moment with karamatsu all for themself and basically no one will be the wiser. that is until they slip up and speak while dancing with him. they start to leave when he almost says their name, but he stops them and gives them the pine-shaped brooch he was wearing before letting them slip away. to make matters worse, iyami sees this all go down.

the events after that are a lot less plotted out, but i imagine some standard historical fantasy romance webtoon bullshit going down. like karamatsu trying to confront kuroba about that night, but them telling him to stop and leave them be. it's be some wild melodrama, which i do kinda live for.

the climax would probably be iyami staging some villainess-esque condemnation event to expose kuroba for sneaking into the party and get them kicked out of the castle. but queen matsuyo and some of the nobles kuroba had befriended come to their rescue. basically, they argue that if there's someone who's willing to be with karamatsu's annoying ass, then why would you force him onto someone else? none of the other nobles want him, please let kuroba have him so they don't have to deal with him. this includes dobusu, who agrees to give the royal family her duchy's support if they break off her engagement with karamatsu and let kuroba take him off her hands. so after getting matsuzou's approval, they live happily ever after theeeeeee end. there's probably other factors that could play into them getting together at the end, but yeah.

anyways thank you for coming to my rambling, i am so sorry it got this long. this is one of the aus i've thought about A LOT so i ended up having a lot to say. 😭

[skullw1ne]

⋆｡°✩ some yakuza & mr. shocking dialogue (aka when they first met)

~110 words

“You—you fucking—son of a—”

Yakuza could only stare as she would call it: the red-haired practically throwing a tanturm. She didn’t think it was that bad—she shot at her first, and Yakuza responded—by blowing out her tire. She watched as she held onto the plastic bag, palm slightly sweaty.

“You—you’re—” She started again. “—you’re paying for my fucking tire!”

Yakuza tugged at the bag. “...no.” and walked off.

That sent the red-head seething, cursing up a storm—waving her gun around. Yakuza had tuned her out at that point, only hearing ‘I’ll fucking kill you’ and ‘son of a bitch!’ when she turned around, the other threw the firearm on the concrete out of frustration.

Must’ve ran out of bullets.

[tottymatsuno]

LETS GOO PISS BOY I WANT YOU TO WIN!!!!!!! DO AS YOU WANT BOY PEE EMPEROR!!!!! It’s YOUR WORLD!!!!! Break the fourth and fifth wall!!!!!!!!!! OH THEY WEANNA END THE STORY ?!? Not TIL OSOMATSU SAYS ITS OVER!!! HE HAD THE CROWN THE CAPE AND THE CIGAR!!! LET HIM DO AS HE PLEASES

[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Please note that a character currently needs at least 3 submissions to make it into the poll

That said:

Has 3 Submissions or more:

Has 2 Submissions:

Animal Crossing New Horizons' Player Character - Animal Crossing New Horizons

Arthur Pendragon - BBC Merlin

Bakugou Katsuki - My Hero Academia

BEOWULF - BEOWULF

Bloom Peters - Winx Club

Claire - Ship It

Dawson Leery - Dawson’s Creek

Duck Dodgers - Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 century

Eikichi Onizuka - Great Teacher Onizuka

Elizabeth - Bioshock Burial at Sea

Elric of Melniborne - The Elric Saga

Emiya Shirou - Fate Stay Night

Eren Jaegar - Shingeki no Kyojin

Ezra Bridger - Star Wars Rebels

Hazel Lancester - The Fault In Our Stars

Jack Torrance - The Shining

James Bond - James Bond

Jaune Arc - RWBY

John Proctor - The Crucible

Odysseus - The Odyssey

Oliver Armstrong - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig

Piper - Orange is the new Black

Rhaenyra Targaryen - House of the Dragon

Riley Matthews - Girl Meets World

Roy Musang - Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Sasuke - Naruto

Sheldon Cooper - Big Bang Theory

Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan) - Scum Villain’s Self Saving System

Snow Villiers - Final Fantasy 13

Wade Watts - Ready Player One

William Afton - FNaF Ultimate Custom Night

Zack Morris - Saved by the Bell

Has 1 Submission

Ahsoka - Ahsoka Disney+

Ahsoka Tano - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Akiyama Shun - Ryu Ga Gotoku/Yakuza

Aragorn - Lord of the Rings

Arek - So This Is Ever After

Ataru Moroboshi - Urusei Yatsura

August Landry - One Last Stop

Ayin - Lobotomy Corporation

Beatrice "Tris" Prior - Divergent

Betty Cooper - Riverdale

Bill Dickey - The Eltingville Club/Welcome to Eltingville

Billy Buddy/Dr. Horrible - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along

Billy Hatcher - Billy Hatcher and the giant egg

Black Star - Soul Eater

Blake - Pokemon Adventures Black 2 and White 2

Bubsy - Bubsy 3D

Caleb Widogast - Critical Role

character Tommy - Dream SMP

Charley Pollard - Doctor Who

Charlie - Charlie's Inferno - That Handsome Devil

Choromatsu Matsuno - Osomatsu-san

Claire Danvers - Morganville Vampires

Clear Sky/Skystar - Warrior Cats

Colin Bridgerton - Bridgerton

Corrin - Fire Emblem Fates

Cory Matthews - Boy Meets World

Dal - Star Trek Prodigy

Damian Wayne - DC

Damon Salvatore - The Vampire Diaries

Daniel X - The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Data - Star Trek The Next Generation

Dorrigo Evans - The Narrow Road to the Deep North book

Doug Eiffel - Wolf 359

Drizzt Do'Urden - Legend of Drizzt

Dr. Hanna Heath - People of the Book

Ellison Oswalt - Sinister

Emma Nelson - Degrassi: The Next Generation

Equality 7-2521 - Anthem

Frankie Landau Banks - The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau Banks

Galadriel Higgins - The Scholomance Trilogy

Geralt of Rivia - The Last Wish, The Witcher books

Go Siwon - A Guy Like You

Hamlet - Hamlet

Haruto Kirishima - A Town Where You Live

Haruyuki Arita - Accel World

Heathcliff - Wuthering Heights

Hermione Granger - Harry Potter

Homer Simpson - The Simpson

Howard Roark - The Fountainhead

Humbert Humbert - Lolita

James Bond - The Sean Connery James Bond Movies

James Holden - The Expanse book series

Jaypaw - Warrior Cats

Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek The Next Generation

Jeff Winger - Community

Jim Hopper - Stranger Things

JJ - Cocomelon

Joaquin Monegro - Abel Sánchez

Jon Snow - ASoIaF

Jotaro Kujo - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Joy - Inside Out

Jughead Jones - Riverdale

Kade - Down to Earth Webtoon

Kazuya Tsukasa - Kamen Rider Decade

Kai - The Witch King

Kang Jinha - A Guy Like You

Katara - Avatar the Last Airbender

Katnis - Hunger Games

Kaz Kaan - Neo Yokio

Keiichi Maebara - Higurashi when they cry

Kelsier - Mistborn

Khai - Theory of Love - Thai BL Show

King Arthur - King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

Korra - Avatar: Legend of Korra

Koyomi Araragi - The Monogatari series

Kun-chan - Mirai

Lelouch Lamperouge - Code Geass

Leroy Jethro Gibbs - NCIS

Lily Blossom Bloom - It Ends With Us

Lionblaze - Warriors (Power of Three and Omen of the Stars)

Luna - Retro

Luffy - One Piece

Lyn - Fire Emblem

Makoto Naegi - Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Mal - Firefly

Manaow - Love Senior

Mark Watney - The Martian

Mary Poppins - Walt Disney's Mary Poppins

Merlin - BBC Merlin

Meursault - The Stranger

Mia - La La Land

Michael Burnham - Star Trek: Discovery

Mike Wheeler - Stranger Things

Miyo Sasaki - A Whisker Away

Mordecai - Regular Show

Nancy Botwin - Weeds

Natsuki Subaru - Re:Zero

Nick Carraway - The Great Gatsby

Nicole - Class of 09

Nightheart - Warrior Cats

North Italy - Hetalia

Okajima ""Rock"" Rokuro - Black Lagoon (Anime)

Okazaki Tomoya - Clannad

Okonkwo - Things Fall Apart (Chinua Achebe)

Otis Milburn - Sex Education

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho

Piper McLean - Heroes of Olympus

Pippa Fitz-Amobi - A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder

Ramona Flowers - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Ramsey Snow - Game of Thrones

Rebecca Bunch - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV show)

Remy the Rat - Ratatouille

Richard Cypher - Sword of Truth

Robert Langdon - The Da Vinci Code

Rodion Raskolnikov - Crime and Punishment

Rorschach - Watchmen

Rory Gilmore - Gilmore Girls

Ruby - Max & Ruby

Ryo Saeba - City Hunter

Sabrina Grimm - The Sisters Grimm

Sabrina Spellman - Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Sami Reese - Little White Lie

Satou Kazuma - Konosuba

Senku Ishigami - Doctor Stone

Serena - Pokemon

Sherlock Holmes - BBC Sherlock

Shiori - Six Crimson Cranes

Shrek - Shrek

Souji Tendou - Kamen Rider Kabuto

Spike Witwicky - Transformers IDW comics

Star Butterfly - Star vs The Forces of Evil

Stiles Stilinski - Teen Wolf

Sydney Atherton - The Beetle

Tai Kamiya - Digimon Adventure

Takao - Garden of Words

Tara Webster - Dance Academy

Tarl Cabot - The Gor Chronicles

Teriella Rufeon - My Husband Changes Every Night

The Beheaded - Dead Cells

Tom Wachowski - The Sonic Movies

Traveller - Genshin Impact

Ukiyo Ace - Kamen Rider Geats

Vanellope von Schweetz - Ralph Breaks the internet

Velvet Crowe - Tales of Bersia

Violetta - Disney's Violetta

Winston Smith - 1984

Wolverine - X-Men

Wreck it Ralph - Ralph Breaks the Internet

Yu/Ai - Final Fantasy Unlimited

Yuri Zhivago - Doctor Zhivago

Yuusaku Godai - Maison Ikkoku

Available for Resubmission (needs at least 1 resubmission to participate)

Aang - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Achilles - The Iliad

Adrien Agreste - Miraculous Ladybug

Alex Eagleston - YIIK

Anakin Skywalker - Star Wars

Aquamarin Hoshino - Oshi No Ko

Ash Ketchum - Pokemon

Atsuko Kagiri/Akko - Little Witch Academia

Batman - DC

Beca Mitchell - Pitch Perfect

Blitzo - Helluva Boss

Brambleclaw - Warrior Cats

Claire Fraser - Outlander

Coriolanus Snow - The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Dr. Heinrich Faust - Goethes Faust

Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way - My Immortal

Edward Elric - Fullmetal Alchemist

Eragon - Eragon/Inheritance Cycle

Erika Shinohara - Ookami shoujo to kuro ouji

Frank Reagan - Blue Bloods

Frasier Crane - Frasier

Gregory - FNaF Security Breach

Harry Dresden - The Dresden Files

Harry DuBois - Disco Elysium

Holden Caulfield - The Catcher in the Rye

Joker - Persona 5

Katarina Claes - My Next Life as a Villainess

Kiris - On the Emperor's Lap

Kohaku - Dr. Stone

Kvothe - The Kingkiller Chronicles

Kyouya Sata - Ookami shoujo to kuro ouji

Mal - Descendants

Naofumi Iwatani - The Rising of the Shield Hero

Navier - Remarried Princess

Nesta Archeron - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Peter Pan - Peter Pan

Pucca - Pucca

Rand al'Thor - Wheel of Time

Rey - Star Wars

Rintaro Okabe - Steins;Gate

Scott McCall - Teen Wolf

Skullduggery Pleasant - Skullduggery Pleasant

Sophie Foster - Keeper of the Lost Cities

Stolas - Helluva Boss

Stuart Little - Stuart Little

The Tenth Doctor - Doctor Who

Tim Jackson Drake - DC

Tom Paris - Star Trek: Voyager

Tori Vega - Victorious

Wanda Maximoff - MCU

Wei (Ying) Wuxian - Mo Dao Zu Shi

Xander Harris - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Y/N - Fanfiction

Currently unavailable for a new Round:

Aelin Ashryver Galathynius/Celaena Sardothien - Throne of Glass

Alexander Hamilton - Hamilton

Artemis Fowl - Artemis Fowl

Bella Swan - Twilight

Bloom Peters - Fate: The Winx Saga

Bojack Horseman - Bojack Horseman

Caillou - Caillou

Charlie Morningstar - Hazbin Hotel

Clary Fray/Fairchild - Shadowhunters

Daphne Bridgerton - Bridgerton

Dean Winchester - Supernatural

Dr Gregory House - House MD

Elena Gilbert - Vampire Diaries

Elsa - Frozen

Evan Hansen - Dear Evan Hansen

Ferris Bueller - Ferris Bueller's Day off

Feyre Archeron - A Court Of Thorns And Roses

Gray Wing - Warrior Cats

Harry Potter - Harry Potter

Heywood Floyd - Space Odyssey

Izuku (Deku) Midoriya - Boku no Hero Academia

Jimmy - Mouthwashing

Kazuya Kinoshita - Rent-a-Girlfriend

Kirito - Sword Art Online

Light Yagami - Death Note

Makoto Itou - School Days

Marinette Dupain-Cheng - Miraculous Ladybug

Meliodas - Seven Deadly Sins

Oscar - Shark Tale

Owen Grady - Jurassic World

Peter Griffin - Family Guy

Quentin Coldwater - The Magicians (books)

Rachel Berry - Glee

Richard Rahl - Seeker of Truth/Legend of the Seeker

Robin - Teen Titans Go

Ross Geller - Friends

Scott Pilgrim - Scott Pilgrim

Ted Mosby - How I Met Your Mother

Tony Stark - MCU

Velma - Velma

Victor Frankenstein - Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus

Walter White - Breaking Bad

Yukitero "Yukki" Amano - Future Diary

Zoey Redbird - The House of Night

[latinotiktok]

Official list for "Canonize your blorbo as LATINO Tournament"/Lista oficial del Torneo "Canoniza tu blorbo como LATINO"/Lista oficial do Torneio "Canonize seu blorbo como LATINO"

Disclaimer: these are characters that have been voted more than once and have "propaganda" on why they are thought to be latino/latina/latine. 64 characters will be selected, there are still spots left. Tournament will began on October 9th/10th and the polls will be up for 24hs for the first round.

Aclaración: estos son personajes que han sido votados más de una vez y tienen "propaganda" sobre por qué se cree que son latinos/latinas/latines. Se seleccionarán 64 personajes, aún quedan lugares. El torneo comenzará el 9/10 de octubre y las encuestas estarán abiertas durante 24hs para la primera ronda.

Esclarecimento: são personagens que foram votados mais de uma vez e fazem “propaganda” sobre por que são considerados latinos/latinas/latinos. Serão selecionados 64 caracteres, ainda há vagas. O torneio começará no dia 9/10 de outubro e as votações ficarão abertas por 24 horas para o primeiro turno.

Shadow/Sonic

Leorio Paladiknight (hxh)

Tortugas ninja pero en especial Miguel Angel

varios personajes de Dorohedoro

Wei Wuxian (MDZS/The Untamed)

Wolfwood (Trigun)

Kung Lao (Mortal Kombat)

Naruto (Naruto)

El equipo Rocket/Team Rocket

Los locos Addams/Addam's family

Gojo (jjk)

Yuuji (jjk)

Peter Parker (Marvel)

Matt Murdock (Marvel)

Todos los Jojos pero en especial joseph joestar y narancia (JJBA)

Crowley (good omens)

Denji (chainsawman)

Jason Todd (DC)

Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson series)

El trio de evangelion pero en especial SHINJI (Evangelion)

Reigen (MP100)

Nishinoya (HQ!!)

Magnus Archives dudes pero en especial Martin (TMA)

Marceline (Hora de Aventura/Adventure time)

Leon s. Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Sanji (One piece)

Chell (Portal)

Simon Petrikov (Fionna and Cake/Adventure Time)

Lelouch lamperouge

the guys from Yakuza (Yakuza)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Claude Von Riegan (Fire Emblem)

Link (Zelda games)

Ruggie Bucchi (Twisted Wonderland)

Jake el perro (Adventure time)

Utena Tenjou y Anthy Himemiya (revolutionary girl utena)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

Candy Candy (Candy Candy)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz)

Michael Afton (FNAF games)

Godot (Ace Attorney)

JESUS FROM LIKE, THE BIBBLE

Catra (She-ra)

Hinata (HQ!!)

Rengoku (kny)

Shrek y Burro (doblaje latm)

Edward Elric (FMA/FMAB)

Hobie Brown (Marvel/ATSV)

Amatista (Steven Universe)

L (Death Note)

Heidi (Heidi anime)

Madotsuki (yumei nikki)

Koby (One piece)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

Pato Lucas/Duffy Duck (Looney Tunes)

Manuela Casagrande (Fire Emblem)

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

Taylor Hebert (Worm)

Joker (Persona 5)

Yugi Muto >(Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Karamatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-san)

Satsuki Kiryūin (Kill la Kill)

La piratería (sí, el concepto de la piratería)

Edit: been informed Taurus is already latine so I'm taking him out I'm sorry uwu

[eillanu]

Sizoatu 7 oc

She/They/He, 21 years, rapper, rockstar, ninja artist, gem, cool, chill.

Friends best:

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromats

Ichimatsu

Jyushimatsu

Todomatsu

Sizoatu age 18

She/They/He, 21 years, shy, rockstar, FUCKGIRL, coward or kena, emo, yakuza.

Friends best:

Osomatsu age 18

Karamatsu age 18

Choromats age 18

Ichimatsu age 18

Jyushimatsu age 18

Todomatsu age 18

Sizoatu: WTF

Sexuality {LGBTQ}

Omnisexual and Transgender

[ligbi]

S4 skit pitch:

The brothers notice Jyushimatsu has more money and stalk him to find out he has a job with what they think is the Yakuza. He sees them and vouches for them to join him in his work! He's the muscle (muscle hustle hustle) for a more private gambling parlor. They're relieved he's not getting into trouble and decline but Osomatsu is excited to gamble at a fancy place. When he loses enough, jyushi's boss gives the signal for jyushi to take Oso to the back room. He pleads to his brother who gives him his big smile as we hear through the back room door as the other brothers look on as we hear Oso's screams while jyushi breaks his leg.

[nekomortiz]

Yumeship AU info’s!!

Translation of my handwriting under the cut :3c

Band AU:

Oso:

-Would wonder why he only saw her in the crowd but never any meet & greets.

- Finally met properly while doing a promo at the dog cafe she works at.

Kitty:

- Never went to any M&G's due to being too nervous.

- Was always in the front row of every concert.

( The Red Hair is extensions. She never wears them outside of concerts)

Yakuza AU:

Osomatsu:

- Fake "marriage for clan benefits" turned "I love you so much let's get married for real"

( secretly loves being spoiled & pampered by her in private )

Kitty:

- She fell first. He fell harder.

( loves seeing a soft side to him that he doesn't show anyone else )

Denki Mystery AU:

'Ozo Akashika' :

- Taxi driver in Akatsuka Village who always seems extra warm to the touch.

- Does what he can to always see & give the new photographer in town a ride.

( Doesn't know about Kitty's secret )

'Kitty Ogaki' :

- Photographer who moved to Akatsuka Village due to its scenery.

- Can't help but want to see that taxi driver again.

( Doesn't know about Ozo's secret(s) )

Religion AU:

Satan:

- He's full of love, lust, & obsession for her and will do what he can to "corrupt" her. (AKA make her fall in love with him)

Nun Kitty:

- A quiet nun who feels immense guilt for the feelings blooming for the literal devil.

( I've done the most with this AU then the others ... oops )

[16forts]

god i would have folded so quick to yakuza choromatsu in this movie

watching the live action osomatsu movie and i’m loving the trio of iyami chibita and totoko

[flowerakatsuka]

felt the urge to make an edit of youkai!kara's awakened form based on the messy ass hairstyle edits i did before

[aquatic-mycologist]

🐬🎊 WELCOME 🎊🐬

Hi! I finally gave in and made a writing blog 😈 Starting off with this basic info post so everyone knows how I manage myself around here!

First off:

⚠️READ AND RESPECT MY DNI OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED.⚠️

With that out of the way, here's the ACTUAL info:

📺 I write for:

Inside Job

JJBA (Parts 1 - 6 only (For now!))

Osomatsu-san

Adventures Of Captain Wrongel

Treasure Island (1988)

Yakuza/RGG (Y0 - Y1/YK1 only (For now!))

📓 What I can write:

Headcanons

Scenarios/One shot fics

Matchups

N//S//F//W

Angst

Fluff

Ship content

x Reader

🚫 What I won't write:

N//S//F//W of characters that are minors (No, I won't age them up ♡)

Ship content that fits into my DNI criteria (inc3st, p3do, z00, etc)

Anything that I don't feel comfortable with and I forgot to list here

A bit silly, but I won't write N//S//F//W content for Daigo Dojima from Yakuza! Anything else with him is alright, and there's nothing wrong with this type of content of him! I just personally do not want to write this.

🗡 Characters I won't write for:

⭐ JJBA:

Dario Brando

J.Geil

Angelo

⚗️ Inside Job:

Any characters that are actual IRL people (epsecially Buzz Aldrin) (Keanu COULD be an exception MAYBE)

🐉 Yakuza/RGG:

Futoshi Shimano

Sohei Dojima

Keiji Shibusawa

Matsushige

Kyohei Jingu

Hiroshi Hayashi

Probably some more, but I think they're minor characters so I don't even remember their names. Feel free to ask for any!

I think that should be all for now! GO WILD!! I love writing and I'm here to serve y'all with what I can come up with 🐬💚

[flyingspicerack]

I've been following you for a while now and enjoyed the transition to osomatsu which I haven't thought about in years anyway just got the urge to tell you about my old selfship insert/oc who was an ACTUAL "cool anime yakuza guy" cliche that Kara becomes obsessed with in a totally normal 100% heterosexual guy friend way until one day the OC is like "Yeah my boyfriend and I-" and Kara realizes this dude thought they've been dating for *weeks* and it makes him rethink his entire existence because he's a moron ANYWAY i know this is a ramble I just figured you'd appreciate that nonsense

omg <3 omg omg <3 I LOOOOOVVVVEEEEE THIS!!!! THat concept is SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

I've also been following you a while and when you started self shipping with Mole from Atlantis i was like "hell fuckin yeah brother" cause the way i see you talk abt that Wettle guy i was like "oh yeah mole is def your type /pos" in my head and ALSO when i saw spiderverse i had a passing thought that was like "you know this fucker seems like the type my moot i dont talk to thepinkestpug would wife up"

but omg ur words are so sweet!! <3

[unholybatswrite]

Asks open!

Fandoms I'll mainly write for Suggestions are welcome from fandoms outside the list:

Attack on Titan/SNK

Avatar the last airbender/LOK

Bleach

d. gray-man

Danny phantom

Demon slayer

Dragon Ball Z

Encanto

Final Fantasy X/X-2/XV

FNAF security breach

Fruits Basket

Genshin Impact

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Hetalia

Homestuck

Hunter x Hunter

Inuyasha

Jujutsu Kaisen

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Kekkaishi

Kim Possible

Kingdom Hearts

Kuroshitsuji

Legend of Zelda

Magi

My hero academia/BNHA

Naruto

Nurarihyon no mago

One piece

Osomatsu-san

Pokemon

Regular show

Rick and Morty

Sailor Moon

Sally Face

Stardew valley

Steven Universe

Stranger Things

Tiger and bunny

Toriko

Twisted Wonderland

Undertale

Voltron

Yakuza/Like a Dragon

Yu-gi-oh og mainly

Beastars

Big Hero 6

Beelzebub

Blue exorcist

Devil May Cry

Dragon Age

Lupin the 3rd

Miraculous Ladybug

My time at Portia

Rules under cut

Rules for asking

NO scenarios involving kids/pregnancy! I ABSOLUTELY will not entertain anything about Rape, Incest, T-cest, Pedophilia, Abusive Relationships, etc

Please specify what gender you prefer when Requesting an xReader scenario

If you aren't specific about your wants, I will assume whatever you don't say is to be left up to interpretation

I am fine writing NSFW but certain things like Knife play and Vore will be turned away.

Give me time, life can get crazy so it can take a little time.

Stoner au's are welcomed and encouraged

Have fun and don't be afraid to ask for what you want c: