#ya’ll know what time it is

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

[image id: a five by five bingo grid, labelled ‘character opinion bingo’. in order from top to bottom and left to right, the boxes of the grid say:

first row: ‘i am so normal about them’, ‘i have so many headcanons about them’, ‘*projects onto them like a mf*’, a drawing of someone lovingly holding their blorbo in one hand, ‘a beast unleashed’

second row: ‘i want their gender’, ‘my friend’s favorite, the blorbo by proxy’, ‘everyone else is wrong about them’, ‘the fandom is so mean smh’, ‘*puts them in a salad spinner*’

third row: ‘canon isn’t real if i don’t look at it’, ‘that’s a solid design right there’, a free space, ‘they are so silly’, ‘they didn’t get bullied enough’

fourth row: ‘they sure do exist’, a drawing of someone smiling widely while squeezing their blorbo so hard in one hand that their veins bulge, ‘no.’, ‘literally i would kiss them’, ‘bastard’

fifth row: ‘if anything happens to them i will cry’, ‘i want to BITE them’, ‘i wish they didn’t exist :))’, ‘not for me but i can see the appeal’, and ‘i fuck with this aesthetic so hard’ /end id]

If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

[sugarpasteltmnt]

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[snakes-of-the-undercity]

Vi is gifted kid burnout but in the english major way

[emmaspolaroid]

all eyes on you almost 400 kudos ?????

[aimfor-theheart]

when i see ppl say they struggle to romance astarion i’m a lil shocked bc my tav wants to help and save everyone and is not the like mischievous somewhat bad character he apparently likes and his approval rating for her by the end of act 1 was high.

[aroace-poly-show]

bit of a vent don’t mind me im just. tired.

lol but my relationship with my mom is funny bc on one hand yeah i love her and she loves me and nothings really all that bad but on the other hand,,kind sucks that i’m never really gonna fit her idea of her “ideal heterosexual cisgender jesus-loving daughter who gets married to a nice christian man and gives her grandkids” and she’s never gonna give up on “leading me on the right path” (pressuring me and never respecting the decisions i’ve made for myself so i don’t want to. yknow fucking die) so i can get to heaven and be truly happy and blah blah blah all that.

like. i’m never going to be living my best life in her eyes. i don’t think i’ll ever be her child that she can proudly say “yes, my child lives a wonderful and happy life. i am proud of them.” i’m always going to need to “be saved from my life of sin” in her eyes. i’m like. never going to be happy in the way she wants me to be. there’s always gonna be something wrong with me. i’m always gonna be her good kid that’s just lost and confused and needs some guidance and correcting from the lord. guidance and correction as in i need to be shown that actually i’m not trans or aroace or agender or non binary or gay or part of the lgbtabcd community or whatever the fuck my identity becomes, that i’ve just been led into a life of sin and unhappiness and need to be saved.

like. yknow i’d appreciate. some acceptance. a little support would be nice…

and also not having an unbelievably overwhelming fear/anxiety of god and dying and armageddon and not having religious trauma would be pretty sweet too but i guess we can’t have everything in life :/

[everwisp]

AS IF THEY WERENT ALREADY PRETTY ENOUGH LIBER WTH 😭

[vqnillaclouds]

royale high players try not to complain about the devs just because everyone else is doing it too and not even make valid points in their argument about it either because they dont have a brain to think and are making the emotional decision to complain because its the only sense of community they find in the game and then try to justify it with bad takes and in turn they just continue the cycle of toxicity because they are dumb little babies who need to shut up challenge: impossible

[theatregnome]

America please vote democratic some of us would like to work in theatre in New York City and like it’s really poopy that New York City is in New York which is in America so it gets affected by US elections.

And reminder you can’t get third parties elected because ya’ll don’t vote for any third parties in smaller elections. Start small then get big.

[harryshomebaby]

sometimes i wonder if anyone on here ever read my wattpad fics back in the day… they don’t exist anymore but that would be wild

[shorties-unite]

Sent my annual valentines text out, and I want to send it to some of my guy friends too, but one of them is a guy friend that I had that little moment with last year and I don’t want to overstep a boundary or anything. I want to be as authentic as possible with how I feel and the people around me, but also like, I feel like they already know. Not sure how to proceed, what do you think, imaginary audience?

[halfricanloveyou]

oh yeah, hi. i actually did read the article about this as well as the actual letter. the letter explicitly thanks biden for siding with israel. i think it’s pretty fucking telling how you tell people to “fact check” things while also not including the link to the actual letter that was signed, something the palestinian person who posted about this issue in the first place actually did.

i think you’re a flaming piece of shit if you’re really sitting here calling Palestinian people who are educating and spreading awareness on the genocide of their people liars who spread propaganda, telling them their education efforts are actually zionist, and then saying they’re not actually doing anything useful about Palestine.

the specific blog you’re talking about constantly posts updates on what’s going on in their home country as well as several donation links for multiple different organizations that are working to provide resources for the palestinian people.

and you are baselessly accusing them of all of this complete and utter bullshit over a fucking TV show? really? you need to sit your stupid ass down and shut the fuck up. you dense, lazy, illiterate fuck.

none of you are immune to propaganda

none of you are immune to misinformation

so stop fucking blindly believing every shitty thing you read. stop treating some random person’s tags as the gospel truth. engage your brain. think about how things get sensationalised and blown out of proportion. fact check stuff stop spreading complete and utter falsehoods

because i swear to god if i have to see one more post that’s like ‘never watched it but i’m so glad that racist zionist homophobic show that glorified slavery got cancelled, i hope everybody involved in making it stays unemployed forever and rots in hell’ i’m going to lose my marbles

think about who it benefits when you’re spreading shit like that. here’s a hint: if i was part of the israeli government i’d be absolutely delighted that every fucker on this website is cheering about a tv show being cancelled instead of actually doing anything useful about palestine

[5sospenguinqueen]

Bedtime Stories | Daniel Ricciardo x Author! Reader

Summary: For the past six years, you've been dreaming of a future with Daniel. Until one silly little interview shatters every illusion.

Warnings: Swearing. Angst. Baby fever. End of a relationship. Daniel bashing.

Female reader with various faceclaims. Takes place in the 2022 season.

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User 2 no, it's not an announcement. her best friend is currently pregnant and she was gushing about looking forward to aunty duties

User 3 omg her and daniel would make the cutest babies though

→ User 4 i bet she can't wait until they have their own mini-me

User 5 imagine our rom-com queen going from writing the cutest but filthiest fiction imaginable to writing about why you should eat your carrots

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22•05•22

User 6 i can't believe this man was talking about being in the height of his career when he's been nothing but a flop since leaving red bull

User 7 the way he's been stringing this poor woman along for 6 years, knowing how badly she wants children, to then decide in a random interview that he's never going to have kids because they would be a 'distraction'

User 8 fans spotted y/n running from the pits once she saw that daniel was safely done with racing

User 9 i fear we may be witnessing the downfall of something we once held sacred

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16•06•22

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fallontonight did you know @ YourUser Name was once chased by a kangaroo? find out how in tonight's episode of The Tonight Show 📚🦘

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YourUserName thanks for having me! ✨

User 11 excuse me, ma’am, reassess what

User 12 daniel has been absent from her last 3 posts

→ User 1 not even in the likes or comments

→ User 2 and he didn't even congratulate her on the recent book launch

→ User 3 ya’ll are reaching. he's busy racing. she's busy doing book promo. they still follow each other

User 4 anyone notice she didn't look as happy as she usually does

→ User 5 yes! and i swear she got teary when talking about her life plans 🥺

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YourUserName my happy place 🌊🐚🦀 Aug '22

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User 6 does this mean a new book is coming soon

→ User 7 girl, we’ve just had one. let the woman rest

→ YourUserName sorry, my lovelies but i don’t think i'm in the right headspace to being right a romance novel at this time

→ User 6 confirmation??!?!

→ User 7 we’re children of divorce

→ User 8 honestly fuck those two because i couldn’t have cared less about vroom vroom boys until mother started dating one and now i'm crying in class ‘cause they’re over

landonorris get that bread, queen 🍞

→ YourUserName who let you out of daycare

→ User 9 not y/n and lando interacting like she didn’t break his teammates heart

→ User 10 more like his teammate broke y/n’s heart. let's not make daniel out to be the victim here

kellypiquet p said get writing those children’s books so she can brag about aunty y/n to her friends

→ YourUserName my sweet girl. i saw the cutest dress the other day for her so I’ll pop round soon x

→ User 11 i love their friendship

→ User 12 get this woman a child. She’s too sweet to be stuck in cool aunt mode forever

User 13 anyone notice she didn't do her annual birthday post for daniel?

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04•09•22

User 14 no because the interviewer was so real for that. checo has a few children and he’s currently 2nd best. max is nowhere to be seen on the grid he's that far ahead and he makes sure p is his priority when she’s there so???

→ User 15 and the way he stormed out. i bet PR are sooo happy with him

User 16 nah because mclaren recently announced that they’re not extending his contract so he currently doesn't have his seat and doesn't have his y/n, all because he thought he was better than that

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danielricciardo yesterday was something. p17 wasn't the result we were expecting, and the media were a challenge but it's always a delight to be in Suzuka. Moving on to the Americas

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User 1 maybe if y/n was there, you wouldn't have done so badly

User 2 maybe if he had a baby waiting in the paddock he would’ve had more incentive to do better

mclaren we’ll get them next time 💪

User 3 letting mclaren and lando down

→ User 4 the real reason he and y/n broke up is because he has no wins. she should move onto lando or something

→ User 5 he’s way too young for her

→ User 4 they'd make a good looking couple tho

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19•10•22

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YourUserName thirty, flirty and thriving. please enjoy a small snippet of my 30th birthday, organised by my favourite girl. these are the nice moments before she plies me full of cocktails and i become the sloppiest person in monaco tagged: kellypiquet

kellypiquet any chance to celebrate you 🤍🤍

→ kellypiquet and an even better chance to drink the entire bar and force max to carry us home

→ maxverstappen1 i'm just glad i was able to pull you both out of the sea before you drowned

landonorris can't believe you tried (and failed) to stop us from gatecrashing

→ YourUserName it was an exclusive event, we don't let randos in

→ landonorris i know you're joking but it still hurts my feelings

maxverstappen1 happy birthday, sloppy. you don't look a day over 40

→ YourUserName i'm gonna let that slide but only because i love the bag that kelly told you to buy

User 7 happy birthday to the best author

User 8 happy birthday queen

carlossainz55 happy birthday, y/n 💐

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danielricciardo happy birthday x

User 5 kelly and y/n look like the funnest people to hang out with

→ User 6 literally need to know how to become part of their duo

lewishamilton happy birthday, y/n. have a lovely night 💕

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mclaren happy birthday to papaya's favourite author (we're still waiting for a racing rom-com that is quite clearly about your favourite f1 team and their super sexy admin) 🥳🥳

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Baby Fever Angst Series

[p3achfilm]

part 1 here♥︎

fuck it, guess we both ain’t shit! eren j.

cw 𐙚 revenge sex, choking, creaming, video-taping intercourse, spanking, connie crying . . . lmao! minors, shoo!

a/n 𐙚 ya’ll i was supposed to been have had this out! so sorry for the delay, lol. anyways big shoutout to @sugurubabe because she said this was her favorite story and it motivated me to finish<3 as always likes, reblogs and comments are always appreciated!

you were sick of connie fucking springer, sick of crying for him, sick of waiting for him to change, sick of always competing against other women for his attention. you can’t believe how stupid you’d been to actually think he’d change for you, once a cheater, always a cheater. your last plan to get back at him had backfired tremendously, with him pounding into you. so now, here you were in eren’s cozy apartment, head sunk in his bedsheets as he pressed into you deeply.

the sound of your ass bouncing against his toned stomach was deafening, profanities falling from your swollen lips. eren was twice the size of connie, and your poor cunt was sore from the unfamiliar stretch. ”e-eren,” you whine, feeling his hand thunder against your ass. a whimper slips past your lips as he caresses the burning flesh. the sound of your cunt around him is loud as you gush with each thud, you’re so wet for him.

eren smirks, holding your phone steadily in his hand recording you.he makes sure he records how you’re creaming around him,”such a pretty ass. i don’t know how you ever fumbled this man,” eren grunts, choking back a moan as you grip his base.you begin twerking on him, he nearly drops the phone as you squeeze him tightly,fucking only his tip.”oh eren! you’re so big,” you whine, dropping back onto him.this is your third round with him and you couldn’t get enough, god, why did you stay with connie for so long when something better was right in front of you.

your head is spinning with pleasure,hand quickly jerking off eren with each descent of your hips.eren grunts, he knows he’s close.he sends the video to connie and drops the phone to the side, grasping both your cheeks and thrusting into you even deeper, you can only cry and take it.

”yeah, let me show you what you’ve been missing out on,” he mewls.

your phone begins buzzing loudly, you know it’s him.eren is still fucking you wildly,”answer it,” he demands.you gulp, grabbing your phone and answering the facetime call.you have to swallow back a moan as eren snakes an inked hand around your neck,”e-eren, you’re f’king me so deep.” you sob out.

“bitch are you serious?” connie voice thunders through the phone, his face is red and you can tell he’s been crying.you didn’t feel a shred of guilt, even if you wanted to you couldn’t. eren was ramming into you so hard you couldn’t form any words or thoughts.you’re a sweaty mess, the sound of your skin against his consumes you.

“i’ll f’cking kill you.” connie threatens eren.

eren, unfazed snatches the phone from your hand, a wild grin on his face.

“let’s chat another time, i’m about to fill her up.”

click.

[emmaspolaroid]

TPN WIP and sketch dump

(a comfort project that i will eventually finish probably; i have a lot of thoughts ab the night before they infiltrated GF; Ray doodle from an idea I wandered away from; let’s pretend they got to be normal kids and go to normal high school and nothing bad ever happened ever)