#ya ya okay okay anyway i wont ramble

[8aji]

im a lil embarrassed that most of the posts ive posted (duh) as of late were text posts abt me being sick LMFAO n it feels silly to write this but i think i may log out of this acc for a lil while at least on mobile <3

[pintrestgrl]

I love mean!theo but i need to see sub!theo with mean reader😵‍💫💦

okkk yesss i love this idea !!

thank you for the ask !!

also i’m like severely unmotivated today so this might be the only post that is getting done today… my apologies

it’s also a tad bit short… bye omg i suck

anyways, enjoy !! love ya 💕💝💞💓💖💘

sub!theodore nott with mean!reader.

theodore had fucked up.

i mean, like seriously fucked up.

you already had a bad day, and then theodore decided to piss you off some more.

how, you ask? because he decided to have an attitude with you at dinner, in front of all his friends. for absolutely no reason.

you had enough.

you stormed off in the middle of the meal, shoving his shoulder on your way out.

you angrily clacked your shoes all the way back to your dorm, getting in the door and sitting down as you silently fumed.

after all this, he had the audacity to do that to you?

embarrass you in front of his friends like that?

he’s lucky you didn’t slap him in the face for that. you have, and would do it for less.

you heard your phone ding multiple times, glancing at it to see words from theodore. you scoffed.

it was only then, that you heard a knock on your door about 20 minutes later.

you opened the door, seeing a very apologetic look on your boyfriends face. you rolled your eyes, considering shutting the door in his face.

you heard him speak.

“listen, okay? don’t shut the door. i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to be like that with you. i was just— i was mad, okay?”

you clenched your jaw, before opening your mouth to speak.

“so you took it out on me? the fuck did i even do to you, theodore?”

“nothing, nothing. it wasn’t you. mattheo, he just pissed me off, and— look, it doesn’t matter. okay? just know that i’m sorry.”

you didnt wanna hear any of his shit right now, but you let him continue on with his annoying rambling.

“just let me fix it. please? can i come in?”

you rolled your eyes, before reluctantly nodding your head as he closed the door behind him.

that was exactly how he had gotten himself in this position, under you as you very calculatedly, stroked his throbbing cock.

he swore this had been going on for what felt like hours. he’d begged you to let him cum, but to no use.

you slowly licked up and down his cock, before fully taking him in your mouth, letting the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat.

you released from him, with a pop.

he whined, mumbling out his pathetic words.

“fuck— please, let me cum. i know i fucked up, god— keep doin’ that.”

you bobbed your head up and down his length, pulling off when you felt the head of his leaking dick twitch.

he begged, and begged.

“baby, please. please, fuck— just make me cum. i promise i wont fuck up again.”

you swore the look in his eyes was nothing but helplessness as you laughed at him, sitting up from your position.

he watched you as stood up, a content smile on your face as you opened the door to your bathroom, leaving him to his own demise.

his chest heaved, realizing how fucked he really was.

mentally, and physically.

he swore he’d never have an attitude with you again.

[lenny-link]

i usually like to piss haters off, if they said that my art is ugly and stupid, then ill make it twice stupider and uglier

bc i found it fun, i liked my ugly stupid drawings, im not making any profit or idk im simply having fun, im not an artist i dont study art, its just a hobby, and usually the hate comments never reached me it usually motivates me to do more

but i feel like they kinda do now, i look at my art and i only see very basic and cringe art

now it seems like im asking for compliments to make myself feel better, its not the purpose really, idk maybe i am, and it definitely makes me feel even more lame but whatev

and idk i feel kinda okay talking here bc iknow i wont get much attention on tumblr, its not like twt or instagram

i actually prefer tumblr over other social media, no one come here to become the next Mr.CoolArtistWith200kFollowers you know what i mean

anyways im just rambling idk whats the point of this post i never hated my art as much as today feeling like i should delete all my socials and never draw again but im sure ill get over

ill see ya soon dw

[sugar-omi]

“They’re mean because they like you” is such toxic bs. Teach these kids to respect each others personal boundaries.

As a mixed kid growing up in the uk, I have hundreds of horror stories about school.

To all the kids that got bullied in school - it’s going to get better. I promise.

this this this ^^^^

i've been lucky not to go through much racism (looks at my father🤨) since i live in a predominantly black town, ALTHOUGH MY TEACHERS HAD SOME SERIOUS FUCKING MICRO AGRESSION W ME.... anyway story for another time huh

but i've had people try to bully me too and all of it is just not okay. n adults let shit happen too much, AND SOME OF THEM ARE BEHIND IT. IM THINKING ABT A COUPLE RIGHT NOW. 🫵🫵🫵🫵 fucking racist bitches

like i know the guy did have a crush on me, but he had screws loose and thought that being possessive over me AND pick on me was gonna make me like him. idk what he was thinking but he wasnt right okay

some are mean bc they're assholes n adults just wanna shrug it off as a crush so that way you "stop bothering them"

and some are mean bc they dont know how to express emotions normally because they dont have a good example, or don't wanna express emotions normally and have a healthy relationship. some are just born a little kooky/have toxicity in the fucking DNA

so either way, dont take it- its bullshit. some people know what theyre doing, some don't, but its not okay either way n its up to the adults/that person to correct their behavior

again!! IT. IS. NOT. OKAY!!! so anyone that spouts that shit abt them liking you, tell them i said eat shit bc its not cute!!! putting bugs down ppls shirt or threatening them or whatever isnt funny or cute

like come let me threaten you or put a bug down your shirt, SHARON. SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YA OLD COOT

anyway.. this is becoming a such a ramble lol im sorry abt that 😬 ANYWAYZ !!! fuck everyone shrugging it off, bc no matter how intense the bullying or how they do it- its important n should be/should have been dealt with properly n seriously.

finally, yes its gonna get better!! bc one day you won't have to deal with the bullshit of that person/those people and one day you're not gonna be affected by it 🫶🫶🫶

im so sorry that happened btw anon, people are such terrors n karma is gonna get them!!! n if karma wont i will🫶🫶 LOL /lh

[coolocgod]

Ya know what im remembering random smol and night stuff so imma ramble about it XD

So, one time me and night were playing an undertale game and we were roleplaying i was smol!frisk(a different au of underrooms) and night was normal grillby, smol and grillby were chilling and smol may or may not have almost drank alcohol grillby stopped him tho, and after a bit our other brother who we nickname dave joined us he played as sans, grillby asked sans to finally pay his tab and it was very expenive and smol said he would pay it for sans, and smols thought process was "im gonna steal money from my brother and hope and pray he doesnt notice" and night went ooc and private chatted me "IM NOT GIVING SMOL 2500 DOLLARS(i think that was the amount i forgot XD)" AND I HAD TO TELL HIM SMOL WAS GONNA STEAL MONEY FROM HIS BROTHER XD, and then night started to rp as sans!night aka just normal night, and he walked into grillby's AND SMOL IMMEDIATELY KNEW HIS BROTHER WAS MAD AT HIM XD anyways time to kinda repeat the dialog *night walks in* smol: hii brother...... night: smol..... smol: yeah? night: why are 2500 dollars missing? smol: UHHHHHHH night: smol...... smol: ....im just gonna....run.... *runs out of grillby's* night: GET BACK HERE SMOL smol: NOPE NOPE NOPE *runs into sans and papyrus's house* night: *CHASING* smol: FRIK *runs into papyrus's room and finds out theres an attic* haha night wont find me up here night: *CLIMBS UP AND USES A BONE ATTACK* smol: FRIKKKKK *gets out of the attic and tries hiding in the bathroom* night: smol i dont want to fight you i just want to know why you took money smol: ......okay fine.....*explains why he took the money* night: YOU COULD HAVE ASKED smol: LISTEN YOU WEARNT THERE SO I JUST STOLE IT night: *uses a gaster blaster* smol: OW....that did....half my health.... night: make that all your health smol: wait what..... night: *uses that one slam attack* smol: OW....YEP IM RUNNING *runs all the way to waterfall and hides*

Anddd thats where the rp ended XD anyways onto a shorter rp that happend way before this and night hated smol for a bit, so we were playing presitation experience and me and night were roleplaying in it, and the host controlled smol and made him smack night and night IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO KILL SMOL and for the rest of that night smol tried to apologize to his brother and night kept making threats of committing homicide and then i went to bed cues it was a school night XD anyways imma make more of these posts later but my arm is starting to hurt XD

[gettinshiggywithit]

alexandrasmatchups asked:

Here's my prompt: Hange comforting reader who's brokenheart, lonely and all (platonic is okay ofc, I specified broken heart because I am, but not currently looking for a relationship)

moonshineandclearskies answered:

Hi nym thank you for my first ever prompt on tumblr!

Pairing:-NymXPlatonic!Hange Zöe

Trigger warnings?:- talks of death

ps. this is also an older piece!

The sun was setting on another day and the scouting regiment was back from yet another expedition.

As usual many new recruits were injured ans many more were lost,adding to the long list if names of those who had already given their lives in the name of freedom.

But one particular young scout seemed to be more shaken up than most,her name was Nym and she was clearly taking that day’s loses harder than most.

She sat down to take off her odm gear and rest for the day when section commander hange zöe plopped down beside her.

“Hey there cadet!how are ya doin?”commander zöe asked in a voice that Nym felt was too cheery for that evening.or rather too cheery for someone in the survey corps all together.

Nym looked up at her superior and didnt fail to notice the sadness that lay deep within the commanders eyes.

“Commander hange,”she replied,”im alright.thank you for asking”she said with an awkward half smile.

At this hange removed their goggles and placed them on the top of their head before looking the young scout in her eyes and continuing.

“You sure cadet?You looked a little rough out there,careless even.”they said in a caring yet motherly tone.

Nym sighed.

“It’s nothing commander,I’m fine I promise”

Hange’s gaze turned serious.

“Nothing doesn’t make one of my best scouts act like a careless newbie,Nym”

Nym eyed the ground nervously,she weighed her options,should she tell her superior what was bothering her and risk being seen as weak or should she tell them anyway and get it off her chest?

After a second she closed her eyes and took a deep breath as a single tear rolled down her cheek.

“Why do the titans exist?why are they alive and why do they keep killing us?when will it end?when will we truly win?we lose so many scouts everyday and I’m so sick of it.sick of seeing my comrades,my friends die at the hands of those monsters!”she rambled on.

But Hange heard and understood every single word.Never had they ever felt more in tune with one of their cadets,for every single thing that Nym had just said,they had thought to themselves numerous times before.

“Ive lost so many friends,and it breaks my heart,they believed in something greater,something more than life within these walls,and their hopes were rewarded with nothing but death.i feel so...so alone Hange.and im just.so.tired of it.”Nym finished.

At this Hange wrapped their arms around her and enveloped her in the biggest,warmest most comforting hug Nym had experienced in a while.and this made her sob silently.

“I’m sorry Nym,I’m sorry you had to go through that and I’m mostly sorry about the fact that i cant guarantee that it wont happen again.but no matter what,i promise to protect you to the best of my abilities.i cant promise you that you wont have to watch death taking your comrades away but i promise to keep you safe from his grasp.Nym i swear with all my heart that i will do anything in my power to keep you safe,and thats a promise i intend to honour until my dying breath”they said while stroking their young friend’s hair in an attempt to calm and console her.

Nym looked up at them and smiled a smile which was filled with gratitude respect and adoration for her superior.

Hange seeing this gave her one last kiss on the forehead and helped Nym in talking off her ODM gear.

Once they were done,hange placed their goggles back on their eyes and wrapped and arm around their young companion’s shoulders.

“ now come on cadet,lets get you all cleaned up,its almost dinner time”

“Thank you hange,it really means a lot.” Said nym.

“ always,and anytime dear.ill be here for you no matter what”replied the commander. And with that they walked off to get ready for supper.

please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the mha characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but these stories? mine.

feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!

Comments & Reblogs w/ tags >>>>>>>>>>>likes please

[bublegvm]

#38.5

i think this deserves to be archived under my journal tag too tbh. hence the reason this is 38.5 entry.

it’s christmas but eh i don’t celebrate it anyway i’m making this a new year entry. 2022 was, a year. the tt trend abt jan 2022 me talking to dec 2022 me….. nothing drastically crazy but i got a better job and that itself improved 90% of my depression.

idk if i’m happier, exactly but. coping w impulsive buying just random stuff i want, helped A LOT. lol. this year, i grieved but i also celebrate. i often feel nostalgic on what cld have been achieved with my life. but i also celebrate that i get to experience maturity. they said that your frontal lobe fully developed at 25. that’s, absolutely true. i forgot most things from last yr but i noticed that i had too many random realisations this year, at 26. like, sometimes it doesn’t matter. life is too short for some asinine stuff. but your grievance are never stupid. healing isn’t linear and life moves too fast. it’s okay.

i think this entry is more like a self assurance at this point lol but my reason writing these all out is because, i haven’t had any new year’s resolution in so long but, for 2023, i wanna try being happier. i wanna try actively make it better for me, my mental and physical health both. and step one for that is probably, to “put myself out there more”. ik it’s so fucking cliche but idk, maybe that’ll work? the thing is, i get super fucking lonely so easily. but yet i still decline hangout invitation from my acquaintances. as an introvert i get tired, overwhelmed and overstimulated sooooo easily when i socialise but i also desperately want more friends. making friends as an adult introvert is the hardest thing. especially when people your age has achieved a lot. i understand your life is your own, it’s not a race but that doesn’t make it any less lonelier yknow?

also it’s a given, especially on the linked ramble post but yeah. not a resolution per se, but for 2023 i wish i will find a way to move out of this country. and hopefully live with hannie together, finally.

there’s so much more i wanna say but as always, after a long ramble, every main point just evaporates from my brain lol. just wanna point out how different my dec 21 vs dec 22 post. am i in a better place now? nawtttt so sure about that, honestly! every year i’m like, i for sure hope i wont live to see [my age next year] and if i’m being completely frank, it’s not too different w 27? oh i still wish i wont make it to 27 but yknow, if i do anyway, maybe i’ll try living a more fulling life? i’ve tried this shit since 19 anyway and never succeed so idk, trying a new approach for 27 i guess lol.

anywaysssss. 27 yana, if you’re still here and reading this on dec 23, i hope you’re happier and in a so so soooo much better place. and i hope we’ve learned on how to be gentle to ourselves. see ya. or not lol we’ll see (or not).

[z-skull]

trying to make friends...

[louishoney]

,

[novatwoast67]

hey now, the distinction of labels matters! whereas a bisexual person's attraction is not always 50/50, somebody who takes up the label of homoflexible or heteroflexible usually is stating that their primary attraction is the one area of binary gender, but they would make maybe small certain exceptions if they did find themselves attracted to someone of the different areas of binary gender.

the definition changes from person to person and i could give countless examples but im a little bit sleep deprived so i will say this; it is not biphobic to choose one label with similar connotations to the other, nor is it erasure. coming from a panromantic guy, i chose that label because i felt that it suited; i am "gender blind" when it comes to romance and that is what the pan prefix means to me. it could also mean that to someone who is bi! and vice versa to someone who is poly, omni, etc. or all of those could mean different things!

i dont want people to feel restricted in their identities (im not saying you do either, let me clear that up right away!), i just want to make sure that people are comfortable in their identities. erasure happens all the time, hate happens all the time. bi people to pan people, pan people to bi people, bi and pan people to --flexible people and --flexible to bi and pan people and despite not mentioning them i would also like to express that this can affect the aces and aros of the community too, etc.

our strengths are to stand together, understand one another or at least try our best to understand one another. it's one of the many steps toward freedom of harmless expression.

and maybe you dont understand it; that's okay! im not very good at explaining these things, but i know im trying my best to encourage closing the gap of miscommunication that harms both sides. people are angry and thats okay because its okay to have human feelings and reactions to things we dont really get, but there are reasons these people have their convictions, and i encourage you to take a look and to ask and to exercise curiosity over condemnation.

"homoflexible" this, "heteroflexible" that, YOURE FUCKING BISEXUAL oh my GOD

[obsessive-ego]

A late night hand nsft

Musical beetlejuice x reader

You give beej a handjob in your sleep

Reader has a vagina

Warning dubious consent, voyeurism, masturbation, mutual masturbation kinda

Shout out to the anon that told me to do this

Its been a full week of beetlejuice being underfoot and in your personal space, from the moment youd wake up, and left for work, to when you got home again, not that you minded at all, in fact you adored the demon, hell, you were head over heels for the ghoul, not that you had the balls to say it.

But this whole week he's been up on you, clinging to you, nuzzling his scratch beard into your neck, pinching your rear, poking at you, he just couldnt keep his hands off, not that you minded, though you did scold him for getting too friendly with your bum, you two even slept together and the man was a cuddler. All this physical attention wasnt usually an issue, you could normally deal with this pent up frustration and sexual neediness during some alone time with some less then wholesome thoughts of the bastard who made you feel that way to begin with.

But not this time, beetlejuice just wouldnt give you the time of day, normally he would duck out and scare the neighbors or lydia would summon him away, but lydia was off on a family vacation or something, and beej just wasnt in the mood to be a pest to anyone but you.

You envied the ghoul, his ability to just leave and do whatever he wanted, hell for all you know the bastard could be jerking off on the roof, shooting his load over the edge and watching it splat on the sidewalk, honestly you wouldnt put it past him, you couldnt help but snicker at that image, but your mirth was cut short when a familiar gravelly voice grabs your attention.

"What's so funny?"

"Ah, just remembered a stupid tiktok I saw the other day, dont worry about" you shrug

The ghoul grunts, alittle annoyed you wont elaborate on the joke, but his attention returns to the film the two of you were watching, he was watching, you were too busy in your own head.

It was the regular movie night the two of you shared, you would order pizza, beetlejuice would scare the piss out of the poor delivery guy, and the two of you would stay up till the early morning watching B list horror, all the while the demon had an arm around your shoulders pulling you into his side, he would claim he did it cuz he was cold and you were warm, and under normal circumstances you didnt mind, but now? You felt like you were gonna die, you swore the demon could hear your heart pounding away, or feel the warmth from your face, god couldnt tell you were in desperate need to deal with your pent up frustrations could he? Hell you wanted the ghoul to absolutely rail you on the couch, and you're pretty sure he'd do it if youd asked, but you werent that type of person, nor did you want friends with benefits relationship with beetlejuice, if anything you wanted something more romantic, as cheesy as that sounds, a loving relationship with a literal demon, I mean the two of you DO get along nicely, so maybe it wasnt too out of the question?

You were so busy in your on head freaking out you didnt hear beetlejuice trying to get your attention.

With a poke on the cheek you yelp in surprise

"You sick or something?" He smirked, amused by your cry

"Yeah, feeling alittle dizzy" you mumble avoiding the ghoul's eyes, he was leaning into now, his face way too close to yours, he had no idea what personal space even was, and you were in no state to deal with his clingyness unless you wanted to cum your pants infront of a jackass who'll never let you forget it.

"I think I'm gonna head to bed early" you shift away from the demon and up off the couch, he huffs in annoyance

"Really babes? You got the day off tomorrow, how bout you relax here with me, I dont mind if you doze off on me~, I'll keep ya nice and cozy all night~" he purrs, eyeing you up and down, if you werent wet earlier you were sure as fuck were now, you swallow the lump in your throat and squeeze your legs together and squeak out a soft "no thanks, I think sleeping in my bed would be ideal, I dont want to make you sick or anything, I mean If i am sick, night" you babbled as you scurried to your room.

With the closing of the door you were home safe in your room, not safe enough to jerk away these annoying pent up sexual feelings, yes you could be quite, but beetlejuice was nosy and had the nasty habbit of appearing when you least wanted him to, fantasies of him walking in on you then helping you finish is one thing, but in reality? Its terrifying.

You can stare at yourself in your bedroom mirror and snear "horny dumbass" you mumble as you plug your phone into its charger and slip in bed hoping tomorrow these frustrations would vanish.

Beetlejuice stifled a laugh at your exit, one of his favourite things about you was that you were a terrible liar, he could read you like an open book, that's how he found out you liked him and not just in a sexy way, he saw how much you liked him as a person, even though he wasnt one, you treated him with genuine kindness and wanted him around, not strings attached, that in itself was rare, a pretty little breather like you having the hots for a smelly creepy old guy of a corpse? One in a million, and he sure as hell wasnt gonna let it go.

He knew you liked him, and yes he's seen you masturbate more then he's willing to admit, but seeing you so turned on you looked like you were gonna explode? That was new, and he'd be lying if he wasnt a tad turned on by it at all.

Let's be honest beetlejuice knew he was winding you up all week, he wanted to see you're cute flustered expression, but soaking your panties? That was a bonus, he didnt think youd get so hot under the collar by his games, he was actually quite flattered that he had that level of effect on you.

The ghoul quietly floats over to your bedroom, pressing an ear against the door, nothing, he frowns, no sounds of soft panting, or the muffled buzz of your little vibrator, nothing. Maybe he was asking for too much, hoping youd have the guts to jerk one out while his presence was known, but no, no little peep show tonight.

As much as the demon would love to slip into bed with you and catch some Zs, it was still too early to do so, you'd still be awake, and in your current state would be pretty jumpy, he floats back over to the couch to wait it out, despite his creepy nature beetlejuice occasionally had these moments of respecting you and your feelings, it was odd, maybe the maitlands were rubbing off on him.

Beetlejuice spent most of this time waiting for you to doze off just staring at the ceiling as he reclined on the couch, he pulls a clock out from his jacket and gives a small smirk, enough time as finally pasted for you to be out and for him to slink in.

The ghoul fazes his way through your bedroom door, seeing you fast asleep, he smiles, floating towards the edge of the bed and with the snap of his finger his striped suit vanishes leaving behind nothing but a pair of stripe boxers.

Beetlejuice gently pulls aside the covers to reveal your sleeping form, you were wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt, and with further inspection a pair of boxers, that were hidden by the shirt.

The ghoul slips in beside you and sighs at the welcoming of your warmth, the ghoul pulls you close being ever so gentle, trying not to wake you. The demon settles on the position of you using his soft chest as a pillow, your body pressed up against his side, and an arm around your shoulder with his hand on your upper back.

Beetlejuice let's out a soft sigh, this, this was nice, the feeling of warmth from your living body against his cold one, you were so soft, and warm, and alive, and you were all his, you just didn't know it yet. The ghoul couldnt help himself, you made him feel so wanted for nothing, of course he was going to fall for you, soon he'll get you to confess your feelings to him and then things will be perfect, but until that day, the demon was fine to snuggle with you, and get satisfaction from you in anyway he could.

His musings of your future love life was cut short with a soft whisper, it was unintelligible, but it was from you.

The ghoul stifled a laugh, you were talking in your sleep again, something you did often, but rarely was the demon able to make out what you were saying.

"What's up sweets? You okay?" He chuckled, hand running up and down your back

You mumble in response

"Oh, what's that? You need mr beebleboose to help you out?"

You hum

"You need me to rub your clothed vagina? Oh, y/n you naughty minx, is it because your so pent up from my little game of teasing-"

The ghoul's mirth was cut short when he felt the soft touch of a warm hand against his clothed dick.

"Whoa, babes, y/n ah-"

At first beetlejuice could have mistaken the first stroke as a slip of the hand, but another? You were gently rubbing his crotch in your sleep.

The ghoul quickly changes his hue to electric  pink, and bites his knuckles to try and stop from moaning out as your warm hand continously brushes clumsily against his cock, now fully erect, it was embarrassing how quick the ghoul's meat rose to your touch alone.

"Sugar, you're not playing fair" he groans before bucking into your touch, this wasnt fair, you're dead asleep and playing him like a goddamn fiddle, was this karma? Was this his punishment for making you hot under the collar? I mean as far as punishments go, it could have been worse, but having you touch him in such a way, and not being able to do damn thing about it? Still drove the demon nuts, god slash satan he wanted to wake and rail you, though he knew you would die of embarrassment if you found out what you did to him in your sleep, so here beetlejuice was, stuck between a tock and a hard place.

"Bee..."

The noise nearly stopped the demon's heart, if it was still pumping, beetlejuice glances away from the ceiling over to you, which thank God, you were still asleep, just rambling again.

The ghoul lets out a soft sigh of relief before you interrupt

"Faster?"

The demon nearly dropped his jaw at what you uttered, though he clenched it back shut when he felt your soft hand squeeze his cock through his boxers.

"Harder?" You mumble

"Y/n please" he whines softly "fine, you win babes" he ghoul groans before begrudging brushing your hand away and pulling his painfully hard cock out of his boxers, the ghoul gently guides your eager hand back to his desperate meat, which you gently take hold of, the demon stifles a moan at the rush of warmth of your soft hand against his hard cool cock. Beetlejuice slowly begins to guide your hand up and down his shaft, all while he pants and and moans, hips trying their best not to buck too hard and wake you.

"Oh y/n, theres nothing like doing the stranger, especially if you already know them huh?" He chuckles between pants

"You like that?" You mumble in a whisper

"God slash satan yes" the demon whines, he wanted this for so long, he would have preferred you be awake, but he wasnt going to punch a gift horse in the mouth.

His hand guiding your own began to pick up pace, running up and down his shaft, stopping at the base ever so often to give it a light squeeze.

"Is this good?" You sighed

"Sugar you have no idea" been groaned biting on his knuckles

As good as beetlejuice was at edging he knew he wasnt gonna last long, the warmth and softness of your hand was gonna be the second death of him.

He was in heaven, or as close as a born dead demon was gonna get, but he was brought back quickly to reality when movement beside him.

The smallest squeak of movement from the mattress followed by a soft whine from you, if the ghoul's heart was still pumping it would have stopped by now.

This was it, he was done for, you were gonna see his dirty transgression and banish him forever.

Seconds pass and there was nothing, no screaming, nothing.

Beetlejuice let's out a sigh before returning to guiding your hand up and down his desperate erection.

But you move you body again, a soft bump against the ghoul's side, and another bump, then another, followed by a soft whine from you.

Were you trying to get off?

The demon smiles and stifles a laugh, here he was tending to himself while his sweet little y/n was desperate for a release of their own, what kind of lover would he be if he was to leave his favourite breather hanging?

Beetlejuice moves his free hand from your back, and softly slides it between yours and his bodies, slipping it gently between your legs, where it was greeted with a great warmth. His cool fingers gently press against your clothed sex, he could feel you were already wet, you've been hot under the collar all week due to his teasing, the demon couldnt help but smile at how this was all his doing, with another press against your clothed folds, you let out a soft whine and gently buck up against his hand.

"Bee" you whimper

"Y/n" he sighs, returning his other hand into guiding yours up and down his leaking cock.

Many a nights has beetlejuice dreamed if this exact situation, although in his fantasy you were awake, but this was good too.

"Want me to make a mess honey?" You whined

At this point the ghoul was close to his limit, it was if you could read his mind "oh yeah baby, help daddy make a mess" he groaned using your hand at a more brutal pace, chasing his own orgasm.

"Fuck y/n, that's it, that's it doll, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum all over your pretty hand baby" the ghoul babbled before finally cumming, his ectoplasm splattering all over your hand and the sheets that hid his dirty deed from view, moving you hand away from his now spent cock.

Beetlejuice takes a moment to bask in the after glow, before finally coming down from his sexual high to help you finish.

His attention now, 100% on you, a slight increase in pressure on your crotch as he rubbed, you whined and bucked into his hand, mumbling his name.

Beetlejuice took this opportunity to be a tad more bold, slipping a finger up the pant leg of your boxers and into your soaked vagina, he shivers at the new sensation, warm, wet, alive.

He slowly begins to pump his finger in and out, while his thumb eagerly runs at the clit.

It didnt take long for you to finish ether, due to how tightly wound you already were.

"That's it doll, cum all over my hand, eye for an eye right?" He chuckles

With a gasp and a few messy movements from you hips you cum, coding the demon's hand in your juices.

You slowly stop your thrashing and you panting dies down to soft breathing.

"Was it good for you too?" The ghoul snorts removing his hand from your crotch and bringing it to his mouth, sucking the lucky finger that explored your entrance.

Electricity leaving his hair, but remining pink, content in his late night activities, he snaps his fingers and his cum covering your hand and sheets vanish, as nice a thought was to have you sleep in that mess, youd be furious, and he couldnt have you finding him out just yet.

"Good night y/n" he sighs giving your forehead a soft kiss before dozing off.

Bonus

You woke up groping around for your phone, 10am, you huff, you start to sit up before being yanked back down, into the arms of the demon who snuck into you bed again.

"Wheres the fore babes? It's your day off, come play with old mr beebleboose~" the familiar coo of the undead bastard you welcome into your heart graced your ears.

"Morning beetlejuice" you sigh

"Sleep well doll? Feeling better, you sure were hot last night~" he teased giving your cheek a pinch

"Yeah, I am feeling better..." you trailed off, clearly amazed that you really DID sleep off those frustrations "werid dreams though.." you mumbled

Beej immediately perked up at that "oh~" he leans in nuzzling his face against yours "care to elaborate babes?" This was gonna be good, you were gonna be a cute flustered mess again.

You snort "dont get too excited there Bee, it's not like that, I was standing in the living room shaking a can of pop" you say flatly giving a jerk off type of movement with your hand, the ghoul's eyes grow wide at the gesture, tips of his hair turning pink "you were there, sitting infront of me, I tried to talk to you, but you didnt respond, I just kept shaking the can, till my arm hurt, then I opened it pointed directly at my face, spraying pop all over myself, then the rest is kinda fuzzy..." you trail off knitting your eyebrows together ad if you were trying to remember.

The demon let out a loud cackle causing you to flinch

"Oh babes, guess that dream helped you release all that tension huh?"

Your face burns when It clicks, rubbing you legs together and feeling the familiar feeling of a recent masterbation session, you didnt cum in your sleep did you? God, let's just hope beetlejuice wasnt awake when it happened...

[mousemilf]

dear mousemilf how do i deal with a psychopathic ex who is 10 years older than me? 😃 he abused me for 7 months until i pulled the plug, it’s been 2 years since all of that and just yesterday he sent me a friend request on discord (i’ve always had them turned off but i’m expecting ?? someone so i enabled them and ya he immediately sent a fcking request.) i relapsed because of it and have been super off since . last night i was feeling so violent and filled of anxiety i haven’t slept. i was sober for 5 months until this and i already feel like going crazy agian because he. sent another request after i declined and ➰〰️➰ kms

im really sorry ;-; i honestly cant think of anything super helpful to say... you know way more about your situation than i do and i dont have much experience with stuff like this. i think that no matter what you should not have contact with him. ignore his friend requests or block him if thats possible? idk if you can on discord. but do not have contact with him. it sounds like youve already reached this conclusion but you wont get closure or anything from him itll just open doors for more torment.

as far as relapsing goes.. if its an illegal substance, delete any plugs contacts and let your friends know not to help you find any. if its legal like alcohol or whatever then thats a little harder but the main thing that works to keep me mostly sober is just staying as busy as possible all the time. i dont give myself enough down time to do drugs. so for the next couple weeks just try to fill up your schedule as much as possible with sober daytime activities out of the house, like going to museums, getting dinner with people, etc. idk if that advice works for everyone but ive found its the best thing for me personally so maybe it would be helpful? im assuming the relapse was substance-related since you mentioned sobriety. relapsing with self-harm or an ed is different but another thing that ive done is i have an "intervention list" idk if theres a name for it but basically ive given my mom a list of friends that she can contact if shes worried about me, and if enough of them agree they get to intervene. ive told them about this so like basically i have laid out a little trap for myself.

anyway i hope any of that was helpful in any way? sorry for rambling. dont stress yourself out worrying about the long term, just focus on getting through the next couple weeks. youll be okay ❤️

[moonshineandclearskies]

Here's my prompt: Hange comforting reader who's brokenheart, lonely and all (platonic is okay ofc, I specified broken heart because I am, but not currently looking for a relationship)

Hi nym thank you for my first ever prompt on tumblr!

Pairing:-NymXPlatonic!Hange Zöe

Trigger warnings?:- talks of death

The sun was setting on another day and the scouting regiment was back from yet another expedition.

As usual many new recruits were injured ans many more were lost,adding to the long list if names of those who had already given their lives in the name of freedom.

But one particular young scout seemed to be more shaken up than most,her name was Nym and she was clearly taking that day’s loses harder than most.

She sat down to take off her odm gear and rest for the day when section commander hange zöe plopped down beside her.

“Hey there cadet!how are ya doin?”commander zöe asked in a voice that Nym felt was too cheery for that evening.or rather too cheery for someone in the survey corps all together.

Nym looked up at her superior and didnt fail to notice the sadness that lay deep within the commanders eyes.

“Commander hange,”she replied,”im alright.thank you for asking”she said with an awkward half smile.

At this hange removed their goggles and placed them on the top of their head before looking the young scout in her eyes and continuing.

“You sure cadet?You looked a little rough out there,careless even.”they said in a caring yet motherly tone.

Nym sighed.

“It’s nothing commander,I’m fine I promise”

Hange’s gaze turned serious.

“Nothing doesn’t make one of my best scouts act like a careless newbie,Nym”

Nym eyed the ground nervously,she weighed her options,should she tell her superior what was bothering her and risk being seen as weak or should she tell them anyway and get it off her chest?

After a second she closed her eyes and took a deep breath as a single tear rolled down her cheek.

“Why do the titans exist?why are they alive and why do they keep killing us?when will it end?when will we truly win?we lose so many scouts everyday and I’m so sick of it.sick of seeing my comrades,my friends die at the hands of those monsters!”she rambled on.

But Hange heard and understood every single word.Never had they ever felt more in tune with one of their cadets,for every single thing that Nym had just said,they had thought to themselves numerous times before.

“Ive lost so many friends,and it breaks my heart,they believed in something greater,something more than life within these walls,and their hopes were rewarded with nothing but death.i feel so...so alone Hange.and im just.so.tired of it.”Nym finished.

At this Hange wrapped their arms around her and enveloped her in the biggest,warmest most comforting hug Nym had experienced in a while.and this made her sob silently.

“I’m sorry Nym,I’m sorry you had to go through that and I’m mostly sorry about the fact that i cant guarantee that it wont happen again.but no matter what,i promise to protect you to the best of my abilities.i cant promise you that you wont have to watch death taking your comrades away but i promise to keep you safe from his grasp.Nym i swear with all my heart that i will do anything in my power to keep you safe,and thats a promise i intend to honour until my dying breath”they said while stroking their young friend’s hair in an attempt to calm and console her.

Nym looked up at them and smiled a smile which was filled with gratitude respect and adoration for her superior.

Hange seeing this gave her one last kiss on the forehead and helped Nym in talking off her ODM gear.

Once they were done,hange placed their goggles back on their eyes and wrapped and arm around their young companion’s shoulders.

“ now come on cadet,lets get you all cleaned up,its almost dinner time”

“Thank you hange,it really means a lot.” Said nym.

“ always,and anytime dear.ill be here for you no matter what”replied the commander. And with that they walked off to get ready for supper.

[1tsnoya]

I love ur account I love all of ur work and it really makes my day ! Can u write a HC with kageyama, Tsuki, Tanaka & Noya and how they act when they’re super jealous? Maybe another guy from another team they’re playing against is hitting on u ???

💕💕💕💕 UR SO SWEET BABEY :’) mwah here u go!

✧･ﾟjealous boyfriend ✧･ﾟ headcanons

pairings: kageyama x reader, tsukishima x reader, tanaka x reader, nishinoya x reader

warning: i didn’t proofread it’s 3:30am hehe pls don’t mind

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

kageyama

↳ baby finally asked you to come to one of his games

↳ of course you were excited, how could you not be ?

↳ so when you went, you made sure to get a good seat

↳ which so happened so be next to some guy from your english class

↳ “(y/n)! right? english class?”

↳ you greeted them so that you wouldn’t be rude

↳ and then the set began

↳ kageyama’s eyes were looking all over the gym for you

↳ and when he finally spotted you... some rando was trying to scoot closer to you

↳ HIS ENTIRE MOOD DID A 180

↳ his eyebrows were furrowed, he was biting his lip, and his eyes were shifting back and forth to you and this guy

↳ you were trying to brush them off but holy shit they would not stop talking

↳ and when a timeout was called, you finally dropped the bomb — “haha yeah.. i’m um actually here for my boyfriend !”

↳ and ofc this dude goes, “oh really? is he on the bench or..?”

↳ so you pointed over to where kags was.. one hand holding or crushing his water bottle with steam basically coming out of his head, just eyeing you two, and waved to him with a smile

↳ so the person hitting on you kinda had a realization like oh shit and scooted away

↳ after the game, tobio rushed over to you, all grumpy n shit like, “who was that guy??”

↳ and you made sure to tell him that you told ‘that guy’ that your boyfriend was the best setter ever

↳ he got all flustered hsjsjhs but he still gets grouchy whenever he sees that guy

↳ and next time he saw him when you were around, he just grabbed your hand and dIPPED-

tsukishima

↳ he asked to meet up with you at the end of the school day

↳ you were due for a date so you told him that you’d definitely be there

↳ and when the end of the day came, you rushed over to your meeting spot

↳ but he wasn’t there :(( so you texted him

↳ “hey you okay?”

↳ “yeah sorry. i was tutoring smh”

↳ then another message, “i’m omw now. be there in 5”

↳ so while you were waiting, you leaned against a wall and put some headphones in your ear

↳ and then someone stopped in front of you...

↳ you took out the headphones and were left to hear the worst flirting in the world

↳ he wouldn’t even let you speak, he just kept going and going and going

↳ you tried to tell him that you had a boyfriend but he would. not. stop. rambling.

↳ a few minutes passed and tsuki was almost at your spot

↳ he saw this all go down from where he was standing... and was uhm... annoyed to say the least

↳ he was very annoyed he was pissed off-

↳ so he walked quicker and then popped up behind you, tbh he caught you off guard

↳ didn’t even say hi, just picked your chin up a bit and kissed you

↳ it was a long and hard kiss... 👀

↳ when he finally pulled away, he just looked at the guy with that smirk

↳ you know THAT smirk

↳ that’ll make ya pussy throb

↳ the guy just silently (and very quickly) walked away lmfao

↳ “hi to you too”

↳ “hi. he looked weird. anyway” he grabbed your hand, “let’s go”

tanaka

↳ you two were out for a lunch date and getting ready to order

↳ and he told you that he’d be right back, he just had to pee super quick

↳ while he was gone, the waiter came by to take your drink orders

↳ the guy taking your order was very nice, maybe even a little too nice

↳ and then he winked at you... sigh

↳ when tanaka stepped out of the men’s room, he noticed how friendly this guy was acting

↳ flames in his EYES bro

↳ this mans SPED WALK back to your table

↳ “oh hi BABE ! are you ready to order yet BABE ?”

↳ he switched from sitting across you to next to you and held your hand while EYEING this waiter

↳ LOL this poor guy got so embarrassed and bowed his head a bit to apologize

↳ “excuse me for one second” HE WALKED AWAY AND ASKED SOMEONE ELSE TO TAKE YOUR ORDER

↳ listen he was super intimidated. it’s canon that tanaka scares people away soo 🤷🏻‍♀️

↳ “yeah that’s right. right (y/n) ! you have a super cool boyfriend right here” he looked at you and just kissed your cheek

↳ “haha yes i do ryu, but don’t make that guys life a living hell!”

↳ “oh i wont...”

↳ anytime he saw that guy come in your direction, he did something affectionate or something to show off that you were his s/o

↳ rip that waiter...

nishinoya

↳ ever since you two started dating, you guys would always meet in the school hallway at a certain time during the day

↳ you would talk before lunch and noya would walk you to your next class, it was one of the longer breaks in between classes so you were good

↳ he was running late one day and you were just looking around the hallway for him

↳ he was on the smaller side but was sUPer quick so you just stayed by your locker to continue waiting, he would be there soon

↳ and then some random person walked by you, “heyy. you look lost, want some uh” he smiled at you weirdly, “help?”

↳ gross

↳ you tried to be polite, “no i’m okay”

↳ he kept INSISTINGGG — “no really. i can take the time out of my day to help you sweetheart”

↳ blegh sweetheart..? really?

↳ “trust me, i’m good”

↳ “i don’t think you are hon-”

↳ and guess who comes bolting up behind you

↳ when noya got close enough, he swung his arm around you

↳ “hi cutie! sorry i was making up a quiz...” he looked at this rando and his face just DROPPED LMFAO

↳ HE GOT ALL ANNOYED “who are you???”

↳ “a friend”

↳ “oh cool you’ve probably heard of me right? i’m (y/n)’s boyfriend” cue the shit eating grin of his

↳ “oh really..?”

↳ noya just got PISSED lol

↳ “oh yes. really” he just turned back to you and gave you a quick peck on the lips

↳ “cya!” he waved back to this guy and held your hand again, just walking down the hallway

↳ “if i ever see him again i’m going to beat the shit out of hi-”

↳ yeahhh you try to avoid that guy now LOL

[uchihashisuii]

tumblr is tryna suppress the vik truth 😔 so sending in two here we go again:

scenario where johnny is alive and in a body at the end but i think v and johnny would become... maybe not inseparable, but theyd stay extremely close. i mean they literally know each other like the backs of their hands, so theyd hang out all the time, and both show up somewhere when you only invited the one. theyre family now, and its staying that way and sometimes theyd go to talk to the other before realizing oh yeah, they were trying to talk in their head again, they dont need to do that anymore. or theyd have mostly non verbal convos where they gesture and only half start a couple sentences while the other finishes them off because they know how they other thinks, and everyone around them is like ??? could ya speak up so the rest of us can follow please. and v and johnny will hang at the clinic bc v wants to hang, and vik gets to meet the bastard that almost killed her for the first time. and hed be gruff and cold and distant (and a little pissed) because yeah johnny didnt mean to but it still happened, she was still hurt and a mess for so long, and she had so much shit to deal with. he doesn't act outright hostile or anything because he saved her too in a fucked up way, and he'll be thankful to the bastard for the rest of his life for that, even if he never admits it.but hes also veeery jealous and trying not to show it. he doesnt mean to, but theyve got this bond no one else has now, and these same quirks and jokes and johnny understands her better than literally anyone ever, how could he not be jealous of that? hes got something vik wants, and hes upset for even thinking like this i mean hes too old to feel posessive of someone he has no right to. and he recognizes this, recognizes that johnnys not going away anytime soon. hes here for good and will be here as long as v's around, theyre a weird package deal right now, but he cant stay mad for long and needs to get over being jealous because he sees why theyre both friends now despite everything. like yeah hes a prick but his hearts in the right place, and he can be funny and charming and makes v laugh, and he sees the similarities in them. the smoking, the gun tricks, the jokes and the passionate rambling, they laugh the same or give the same grin. hes not as awful as hes made out to be, because he can see where v and him started merging and its maybe not a bad thing that v changed him, he can see it from the start of their first interaction. he shouldnt be jealous of the fucked up situation they both never asked for.

(cut for length ♥)

“ - anyway all of this to say that vik would absolutely try to keep johnny at arms length if they ever met, but would very quickly grow to like him because he sees so much v in him, and he cant not like anything thats a part of v (though he can live without them hamming up their silent convos, thank you) and johnny would absolutely pick up on the jealousy thing and think it kind of funny, and rib on vik when v leaves for a minute, or tease v when they leave because viks got it bad. and once all of thats been dealt with i think vik and johnny would have this fun dynamic of like, just shitting on each other and poking fun in a light hearted way. as if like, johnnys her brother and hes just tryna hold up his own with her family. and they wont talk about it but theyd recognize they have their own places in v's heart and theyd both do anything for her and thats okay, they have different roles to fill. i just think vik and johnnys dynamic would be so neat, johnny having essentially known everything about him and all v's feelings toward him, while vik just knows him as a terrorist, and the guy that was killing someone soso important to him. johnny would make fun of vik being an old timer, and vik would dunk back that not only is johnny older than him but he could absolutely demolish him with one hand tied behind his back. but yeah, lot of good potential there. i love the idea vik being jealous of johnny and feeling like an ass for even thinking like that. johnny going 'haha simp' but then also being like 'v, i unfortunately care for you so im gonna tell you right now no one in this city is worthy of you but the doc is the only one that comes close. i swear to god make a move on him before he turns green, i cant stand seeing him pine after you. fuck him and then never speak to me about it, i dont wanna know or see anything. luv u prick' and not to say that johnny would ever replace jackie bc he couldnt, and theyre not looking for a replacement. but their dynamic would echo the one v and vik had with jackie with the jokes and teasing. and vik would see the old v, the one from before the heist come back a little with how she bounces off everyone and keeps the convo going. shed light up again in a way she hadnt in what feels like a long time. and johnny wouldnt like, become bffs with vik or anything but he wouldnt treat friendships the way he did back in 2020, so he would really try with his friendship with vik when he needs to, if only for the sake of v. because everything and everyone important to her is important to him now too, and hes gonna take this second (third?) chance seriously because hes different now, and with everything vs done for him its worth doing. (apologies for the length again 🙏)”

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once again i find myself with not a goddamn thing to say you put into exact words EXACTLY the things i feel about this im

im obsessed with the image of johnny and vik ripping each other to pieces (jokingly) and v being in the middle of it like “why do two people i love gotta b like this to each other” and johnny being the one to try nd get them together oh my GOD johnny loving v with his whole heart and wanting nothing but the best and for them to be happy im

[tricewithaz]

ok hoe give me ur best zoyalai proposal hcs

ok bitch here i go

Its not big, or hyper romantic or anything its a really subtle and intimate thing okay

Its at night, during some kind of event, the palace is full of life and people dancing whatever. Zoya walks outside, shes a bit tipsy, cheeks red, the air is quite cold agsinst her skin, anyways nikolai follows her

and outside it feels kind of surreal, its chilly, the music and chattering sound muffled, theres a lot of stars

They chat for a while, the same way they did back when going to ketterdam or st demians, its just comfortable.

Nikolai sees a chance, he kind of planned this, has the ring on him, defintely wanted to do it tonight—but not really, he didnt think hed do it here, now, like this, but his gut just says to do it. Now that Zoya looks, for once, relaxed, and the moonlight reflects on her cheekbone and her hair

so he just starts rambling, he rambles about how he cherishes her, and her company, how its easy to be tranquil around her, but mostly about how shes been his partner through all of this, shes commanded an army by his side, shes brought him down when shit got ugly, shes literally been through hell and back with him

So he takes her hand, and she looks at him, and he has a look that she doesnt think shes seen before. Its... tranquil, for lack of a better word, almost dreamy, innocent even. He kisses her hand.

And then he speaks slowly and quietly, which is a change. He tells her that it would be an honor if she accepted to be his partner for as long as hes alive. Zoya cant accept any possibility that isn't "forever". He puts the ring on her.

Its a sapphire, cause of course it is, new tradition. The band is made of gold and the big sapphire is cut in a teardrop shape. idk imagine the rest.

For a moment its kind of hard for her to assimilate what just happened, suddenly the wind is very much present and shes breathing too loud for her liking, but she just nods. And he smiles that bright boyish smile. She brings her (newly decorated) hands to his face and kisses him sweetly (ya know, as a new bride would, as much as she wont admit it)

They spend the rest of the night holding hands and its like their little secret for a while, they let the people gossip around them.

Bonus: when they tell alina and mal they just look at esch other and Alina comments on how she "knew this would happen"