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Oh I feel like I got beat upside my head. Went out last night with the skate or die crowd for our Christmas meet up
and drank way way too much. I very seldom drink these days. Ugh! Somebody please put me in bed and smother me with the pillow. Oh from what I’m understand one bar we stopped in had karaoke night and evidently we did “Rump Shaker” by Wreckx-n- Effect. Yeah and my bestie showed up and we did 2 Live Crew “Me so Horny” she did all the chorus and twerked while I rapped. My god what have I done????
DRUNK ASS WHITE PEOPLE!!!!
I get to work and find the bartender’s phone number in my back pocket…. Sebastian. Bestie said this guy was hitting on me big time and sliding me free drinks WTF! I guess I can still draw the gay men yay! 😂
I’m calling the surgeon today and ask for a brain transplant instead of the hip replacement.
#this is precisely why I can’t be unsupervised#I’m not allowed to play with these kids from another neighborhood very often#anybody have ibuprofen#a wooden mallet#fml#never drinking again#ya right dude
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Heeey how yall doin AAHHHGHHAASHHGGFHHHH AHHHRGGHFGH
It's always him. This mf.
This wasn't an itch. It's a GODDAMN RASH.
I want to start drawing more complex/expressive things in my art bc I wanna realize my full potential as an artist. I also want to put more "horror" elements to emphasize the terror of yanderes lol
#yandere hxh x reader#yandere hxh#yandere chrollo x reader#yandere chrollo#chrollo lucilfer#chrollo x reader#yandere chrollo lucilfer#yandere art#so sick my elbow#my back#my spine#stiff asf but anything for the true bbygrill of hxh#my mam my mam my man#i........#would run. but come back right away tee hee haha bc hed pull absolutely unhinged shit and i wanna have a liiiittle bit of sanity at least#hxh x reader#hxh#yandere hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter x reader#my doodle baboodles#yandere#male yandere x reader#male yandere#x reader#yandere x reader#im saur sick dude#i just wanna share the silliness with the other sillies#hate this syte#ya momma
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Neil Ellice in “Soap's Battle Royale Checklist“ x SMACK TALK
#neil ellice#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#codmwii#cod#mwii#neilelliceedit#codmwiiedit#EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO FAN MYSELF#a hot dude saying right before i finish ya and i will finish ya while maintaining eye contact#*fans self*
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POV: Lacho approach you at the bar.
#dude you cannot imagine how many times I had to draw this#AT LEAST 15 times#I couldn’t get it right I drew it non stop for days lololol#the power of gay fuels me#tbh what an honor to be beat up by them LMAOOO#shoutout to my boyfriend who cheered me on the entire time I drew this#lalo salamanca did nothing wrong#Lalo Salamanca#lalo bcs#better call saul fanart#better call Saul#ignacio varga bcs#nacho varga bcs#nacho better call Saul#lacho#gay#pretend they’re at a gay bar lol#my art#versacebong art#digital art#artist on tumblr#character art#doodles#nacho varga deserved better#nacho x lalo#lalo x nacho#imma draw Saul next I can’t believe I haven’t drawn him seriously this entire time#hope you are all doing well#love ya guys!#:D
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DP x DC Prompt #85
Bart was told he could run track as long as he didn’t break any records and didn’t win all the time. And he isn’t! But this is the first race where he’s running against a fellow meta! He’s just gotta not lose control in the heat of the competition. And he won’t … probably.
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#bart allen#danny fenton#the thing is bart#danny isn't a speedster#so like you can chill i promise#just act natrual#and chill#which you're SOOOO well known for doing#right?#oh boy#this ain't gonna end well lmao#bart and danny are involved in track and field#change my mind#i know in the show danny wasn't much of a sports dude#but like i just think he'd eventually find running calming#and as something he could do to get out of the house#and help fund college#so ya know#multiple reasons#multilayered
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Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??
Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try
#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type#and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist#anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance#even tho wyll is right there yall#but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!!#i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it#also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao#more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character#like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog#and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no#i just think it's neat#is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh#pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like#i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride#but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense#except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/#Astarion#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material#case in point: me lmfao#OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫#but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude#anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended#who feels “truly free”#and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol#but i digress#pk plays bg3
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Paint markers make such a difference its crazy
#my art <3#kirby#hoshi no kaabii#hoshi no kirby#kirby right back at ya#kirby of the stars#kirby series#Sirica#Sirica kirby#Kirby sirica#Wolfwrath#Kirby wolfwrath#Wolfwrath kirby#awesome design#Dude
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feeling less and less attached to the label “butch”, and also less attached to my masculinity in general. I’m still taking testosterone, still in love with my “masculinized” body, and that I pass in public. but like … i’m enjoying re-embracing my femininity from this side of my transition. I like feeling girly and using purses and putting my hair up in a high pony tail and letting my voice drift into higher registers.
i’m feeling like my butchness was a form of protection that got me through my adolescence and my transition. it taught me how to be tough while staying loving and vulnerable towards the people I care about. My butchness is a safe part inside of me that I know I can return to when I need that kind of strength.
but now i’m ready to move on maybe , and embrace a softer part of me that feels a tenderness towards girly things and femininity.
it’s funny that it took a whole gender transition for me to feel safe enough to explore my femininity, but i’m loving it. I feel like the androgynous elf prince of my ten year old fantasies. I wanted to be a boy with long pretty hair so bad and i’m finally there.
with that being said , i’m returning to my 2017 roots and going back to they/them pronouns. I’m embracing my inner gender freak , and just going with the flow of this androgynous gender ambiguity thing I got going.
#I guess there was that hyperfemme phase I had right before I transitioned#but that was from dysphoria#we don’t talk about that dark time#and I may not feel butch anymore but i’m always gonna be a dude#just some guy#ya know?#gender musings#ftmgenderisttext
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😭😂
#had one of those hyper realistic dreams where it feels more real than irl and for once there was a blorbo of mine in it#and it was super chill me and a friend group (dont know these people but in this world we knew each other since hs) were going bar hopping#and blorbo was acting kinda weird since he changed his look up#friend pulled me to the side and said the dudes trying to impress me and thinks its not working thats why hes been mopey#my brain: wtf man?? no one has to do that to win points for me#anyway we get to a bar and blorbo goes to a different table since were a group of 15#and hes taking off his jacket and i whistle at him and hit him with a HEY!#he looks up kinda shocked and I gesture at his jacket and yell#IF YOU TAKE THAT DAMN THING OFF I'LL KILL YA#and throw him a big grin and wink#he just fucking blushes and grins while putting the coat back on like he won the lottery#like YAY THEY NOTICED ME!!!!!#and i get up and go sit with him and tell him i know he changed up to get my attention and that was dumb#and he's like why??#“man I'm simple just throw a bird mating call at me and I'm yours.”#fucking wake up right when he cracks the fuck up#dumb rant but damn it that was fun wholesome stuff i want to go back to that universe#other pink variant#non magenta post
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Zero Day (2002)
#movies film cinema#zero day#ben coccio#I actually talked to the director on Facebook super nice guy and he told#me a lot about the filmmaking process and even helped me with tips on directing non-actors and new actors#I remember him telling me to always be supportive and tell your new actors they're doing a good job even if they aren't in the first take#cause you can instill confidence and still reshape and change their choices and mistakes later#Sometimes I'd message him for advice when I was running into problems on some of my early projects#he told me once ''did ya choose to collaborate with this actor cause you were lonely or you guys had passion and chemistry''#“collaborating is like a relationship” and he was so right#there's nothing worse than working with people you disdain cause there's no communication and no trust.#he told me how he wrote the first couple of drafts of Place Beyond the Pines but his take on the 3rd act wasn't clicking for the director#so he took the script and went and had another writer rewrite the 3rd act but he liked the process cause he learned a lot and still got pai#but I'd still like to see Ben Coccio's take on Place Beyond The Pines he says the 1st and 2nd act are mostly unchanged#Ryan Gosling's scenes are still mostly the same he said but he couldn't tell me too much cause of the NDA he signed#The bloopers of Zero Day are hilarious his tip he gave me about being supportive#“This is actually great but can we-” and Cal interrupts him “He says that no matter what if you're doing good or bad!” and everyone lols#I hope I can make it and ask him to collab with me on a script#He's such a nice dude compared to the harrowing film he made.#I wish there was BTS but he had only one tape to film on and this was made when digital camcorders were infants#I think he had only one 2 hour tape that's how low budget#The bloopers is just Cal or Andre secretly filming and Ben getting annoyed “Is it recording?” and Cal going “Nah..."#Cal is such a funny guy IRL I wanna see him act more cause he's so good. He was so great at playing a sadistic psychopath in this.#the final shooting is so harrowing and disturbing#I told Ben he srsly gut punched me/disturbed me and this is what made him really open up.
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im so conflicted about them. when gen gives into her feelings they can be so cute (i love protective gen) but when she shows her “bad side” she becomes a total bitch! i wanted aoey to slap her or leave her on multiple occasions. SOMETIMES BOTH!
#much like with wanpleng in affair I really don’t think they should be together#but that’s tv for ya#I think I read somewhere that’s there’s a significant time jump in which they are separated#so I’m really worried as to what causes them to break up since they seem to be in a good place right now#now that their relationship and feelings are out in the open#glad the mom was cool#but also#FUCK GREAT!!!#dude knew it was not working out between him and aoey#HELL SHE WAS ON A DATE WITH SOME OTHER DUDE#and yet he kept pestering his sister to help him out#the boy never seemed to learn his lesson and continued to touch aoey causing her to have a freak out#AND THEN#he decides to get his sister drunk!#(though im unsure how he pulled that off since gen knew right away that something was off with her drink)#OH I ALSO FORGOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE OUTED HIS SISTER#*takes a deep breath*#ok I think that’s everything#mate the series#gen x aoey
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and YOU already admitted you wanted her to like you WITHOUT the skin.
if you keep pursuing this one of you is always gonna be compromising. so take the hintttt. SHE AINT INTO YOU she was into your disguise buddy
#and yeah that sucks really really bad#and i bet it feels even worse that chen was 'right' in this case but like. what can ya do dude#jentry chau vs the underworld spoilers#willow whispers
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had to fix something with my tickets tonight at @sawthemusical & the guy at the window straight up asked if we'd rather be in the front row! In the blood splash zone! FUCK YEAH!
we were then informed that the guy at the window was Cooper Jordan. thanks, Coop ✌🏽😎
#saw the musical#IT WAS SO GOOD#i was laughing so hard#also Gabrielle looked at me when she was singing sometimes and i got starstruck#also i was asked if i was an Adam truther#HE'S ALIVE#best night ever#and also the actor playing Gordon was committing to EVERYTHING so well#the sheer sensuality of it all... bisexual rights#also also also adam is so fucking funny#also also also also the breaking-american-accent-to-be-british affect that Gordon's actor did...#immaculate.#AND ADAM (who played adam) DID THE LEIGH WHANNEL WHINE SO PERFECTLY while making it his own#mine#fave#YIPPE#🪚 🤡 teehee hee hee! 🪚 hohoho#we didn't get any blood on us though 😔 i was really hoping for it#creator of saw the musical voice: ya wanna buy one of these lil squeaky pigs?#dude was pretty chill thanks man
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I'm ngl bro you projecting your incestuous love for your dad onto Keith Moon is the greatest disrespect you could ever practice against him. You are not "lil" nothing you're a grown ass woman fetishizing the extremely abusive behaviors of a real life man that died to his struggles with alcohol and your shitty fanfics are like an act of spiritual rape against him. Bruh just let him rest 🙏
Oof, someone probably read a fic about a fictional character from a musical, whereas that character was an abusive paedophile to begin with. Such a strange coincidence that I'm getting this shit of a message right after uploading the most dirty chapter of "His Sweet Candy", which is a fiction in general and have as little connection to Keith or his birthday or my general love to him and appreciation for his musical skill, as my love to my dad and it being incestuous.
I am not about to get into conversation about who I am, because here, on tumblr I'm not even half a person I'm in real life. You don't know me, nobody knows me here, maybe expect two people, but you? If you're that courageous to tell me to stop loving a guy who died in 1978 and stop celebrating his birthday out of my free will, without forcing anyone to participate as you can use a block option on this platform or just straight out not have a tumblr blog in the first place, then go off anon and tell me it right to my face.
But then again, you can't, because I would block your ass straight away and then whoops, no more anon hate, am I right?
Bruh, stfu and get your ass outside, touch some grass if you can't differentiate fanfiction or fiction in general for typical, obsessive and insane appreciation of a lonely woman who found support in a guy who was with her the entire life, through music, movies and various other things.
#the nerve#to put something like this on Keith's birthday in my inbox#right after I've uploaded the new chapter#deciding that Ernie can't go without paedophilia#because he really can't#and assuming I'm in love with my dad#what next?#you'll tell me I had perhaps sex with my dad?#dude#grow the fuck up#out with ya
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Shoutout to my therapist for now ending sessions with "We out here sinning! We out here suffering!" as a weirdly hopeful affirmation for me
#'We walk by faith and not by sight' is OUT#'We out here sinning and suffering' is IN#His whole thing is suffering sucks bootyass so we gotta learn how to tolerate it#You can express how much suffering sucks bootyass#and eventually you feel better. the sucking ass eventually runs out#you just gotta tolerate it in the least dangerous way you can#ideally it's have a cry and take care of yourself and rest up and so on and so forth#if it's self harm and drugs then so be it cause harm reduction#you probably aren't gonna focus on not smoking cigarettes if you're homeless and hungry#cause cigarettes make you feel less hungry and agitated#so once you get housing then we can worry about the smoking#you're probably not gonna stop self harming while in an abusive household so let's work on tolerating that while finding a way to get out#Once youre out and safe we can focus on moving from self harm to self care#ya know?#he says it's a tool. it's not the most handy tool but it is A Tool in your toolbox#you wanna add tools to your toolbox so you have more options. having no tools at all is the worst outcome#a broken hammer is better than no hammer when you need to deal with a nail right?#anyways that's it I just love my therapist I was homeless for like 2 months but I'm housed now so it's all good#he constantly reminds me of this concept but even more so until I got my temporary dorm#anyways again fuck Jesus I just moved into this dorm and I already might have to evacuate for Milton#you'll make my uncle a prophet but can't save my new mini fridge from a flood for me? fuck off dude#ex christian#religious trauma
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I think about that tiktok trend where you like paint your partners eye color on your nails or make a bracelet or something with the color a lot actually
#like its so cute honestly but sometimes i wonder how hard it would actually be to like find the right color match#maybe one day... but for now probably expect oc art with this trend in it maybe 💀#the thing about it too is i have like dark eyes and idk if ive ever seen like a dark brown nail polish. beads or thread yeah but ya#oh nvm i googled. it exists i just dont pay attention ig#OH you know what i can do... i can paint pepperonis eye color on my nails.... my baby... my kitty......#dude it feels like 5 am why is it only 2#amyways. 4 monsters was a big mistake i think... i feel quite icky...#it doesnt help i didnt eat for a majority of the day it was just monster. im really unhealthy. need water maybe#wait i was talking about nail polish how did i get here#i just want to actually do cute couple things. i must heal. im gonna be so healthy.#its fine. lmao. i just know im not ready#oh i did eat btw dont worry lmao i had. chicken nuggets#i actually have to eat more bc i need to gain back some weight or they wont let me donate plasma#my extra pokemon money..... nawr...#i dropped like 10 pounds. my current job is very physical. lots of scuttling around.#i thought about working out too? i had a short phase last year in like spring or something where i started doing workout type stuff#so like.. maybe. probably should. healtly mindset shit yk#i also maybe want some more clothes. like update my wardrobe a bit. really figure out my style.#like some cool shirts and maybe pants. cause i wear a lot of the same stuff#also again. dropped weight so. need better fitting pants.....#i want more mens pants. big pockets... gender....#anyways. nice chatting with you besties. love you guys my silly little tumblr besties.#some of you that follow this sideblog have supported me on here for a while. i see you. i appreciate you. thank you 💖#genuinely there are names that pop up and im like !! hello!!! its you!!!!!#you guys probably know who you are. go get yourself a little treat you deserve it. or like. idk what you enjoy.#play a good game. watch your favorite show. idk. be happy. love yourself.#this also goes out to those of you who are more passive on my blog. i appreciate you too!! thank you!#all my little tumblr followers.... my besties..... unles you are a bot i havent cleared out lmao#k i might have to go to bed idk im tired well see
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