#y’all hate women characters fr

[autisticlancemcclain]

why! are! there! so! many! allura! haters! in! this! stupid! fandom!

[raisedbythetv89]

Me when the manipulative character manipulates irl viewers into ignoring all the bad and only seeing the good and then treating me like I’m the crazy one because I see through the manipulation and see the characters for who they really are instead of how they want to be perceived

[orpheuscas]

i hate the gayest spn character bracket SO fucking much. first of all. gayest and queerest are not the same question. second. queer is not a vibe or a cunty aesthetic oh my god i am begging you. how are we in a place where people think a canonical lesbian is less queer or less gay than a demon man who is queer coded (in the classic way of villains) but only explicitly fucks women. do y’all just hate lesbians be so fr

also @ whoever said in the notes “charlie likes women the way dean likes women” please explain to me exactly what you mean by that. no really. go ahead

[thewondrousdreamer]

Im properly gonna get hate for this but I need to get this out there. As a Gojo lover and self-shipper I’d like to take a minute to explain how Satoru is so mischaracterized by his fan girls and how you SatoSugu shippers and the jjk fandom as a whole really get on my nerves. Disclaimer even tho im not a SatoSugu shipper I’m not hating on the ship just the fandom. And I don’t want to hear “she only hates SatoSugu bc she ships herself with Gojo. 😡” When in reality I hate all jjk ships bc wtf is Gojo X Megumi & Gojo X Itadori??? First off Gojo RAISED Megumi and his sister like a FATHER. He was their GUARDIAN since they were little kids. Secondly they’re minors Megumi and Itadori are literally 15 and some of y’all are shipping them with a 29 year old man??? That’s crazy and disgusting. Some of y’all are even shipping him with Sukuna the person who killed him and had y’all crying. I don’t even know how that ship makes sense tbh. Satoru is a tragically written character. He was a person with good morals, dreams and ambitions. Ever since he popped out of the womb he was forced to be the strongest bc of his gifts. He didn’t even get to have a childhood bc of that burden. Satoru has witnessed lots of deaths and has more blood on his hands then necessary AND he lost his best friend the person who really understood him the most. Satoru felt alone bc no one tried to get to know him as a person and not just as the strongest. No one even had the human decency to even once ask him if he was okay or even how his day was going. I’m honestly surprised he didn’t do what Geto did and turn villainous bc no one saw him as a person, not his colleagues/peers AND DEFINITELY not his fangirls. He died for sticking to his beliefs and morals. He died trying to protect people and properly felt weak bc not only was he forgotten by his students but his sacrifice wasn’t even acknowledged. He didn’t even really get a burial. But when season 2 came out some y’all really made Satoru’s entire personality about Suguru, His BEST FRIEND. Like I get it, Satoru and Suguru had great chemistry and went well together. They were fire & ice, yin & yang but I honestly don’t see them as nothing more than brothers not to mention the ship is not only overhyped but also over sexualized and it’s fandom is toxic. Like some of you guys are literally on twitter arguing and sending death threats to people who simply don’t like the ship. And are telling other Gojo lovers to off themselves bc they ship him with themselves or their OC’s and it’s not even that deep fr. And don’t even get me started on what some of y’all are doing to the Gojo figurines…. Absolutely disgusting💀. Then you guys literally read the manga and watch the anime not for the plot but just to prove to everyone that Satoru is gay and that it should be canon or just bc Satoru is pretty and y’all see him as ‘daddy 🤢.’ Satoru is also over sexualized for no reason everywhere I go there’s fan art of him sucking off or being balls deep in Suguru or someone either (A. Doing some twisted period blood ritual to his figurine or (B. Someone on tumblr is posting on the ENTIRE INTERNET how badly they want Satoru down their throat with his nut sack against their chin. some of y’all need to touch grass fr bc honestly wtf. It’s the same thing with SatoSugu it’s so sexualized for no reason. If it’s not freaky fanart of them it’s again, more tumblr post of the freaky positions Suguru would have Satoru in bc Satoru is a bottom apparently. I’m not hating on bl or gay ships but like why are they so sexualized? Especially by straight people, straight women to be exact. And not every thing needs to have ships or be gay. Satoru is so stripped out of his character not only bc he’s pretty but bc y’all took his bond with Suguru and made it into something else entirely. Like why can’t two women or two men be best friends without getting shipped together? This happens in real life friendships too. Not only does this ruin the friendship but it takes away from the characters personality. Being in this fandom is tiring and just not fun.

[girlreblogger]

the annoyance with blk y/n and the stories she’s in is hilarious. her characteristics might be the problem one day or her side characters the next. it legit feels like we may never get to a balanced solution on what to do with our own representation since the wrong ppl always talk about it and create it. we have mean and shallow ppl who take over the conversation, ppl who really self hate but try and cover it up with “i just don’t want her to be a stereotype” and then the ones who probably love and support tyler perry movies.

the bottom line is the ppl who do write those niggafying, toxic (it’s a buzzword but that’s what they are) or smutty fics (not talking abt the actual good ones with a blk reader though 🧎🏽‍♀️) can do wtv they want and owe you nothing. that’s why they get so frustrated. i don’t think all the times those should be crucified for what they write when other groups of ppl (or our own) write all kinds of other crazy shit.

and.. i know a lot of ppl who don’t want to say it but y’all keep bringing up the smut and niggafying as the main problem, but i think it’s some of the ppl writing it and their underlings. it’s just no one wants to say anything.

an excerpt from a draft of mine

“a lot of ppl on here be weirdos or mean asl. so when someone block you don’t be like “oh what i did” “they that mad cause of my (internet—fictional—digital on screen) presence”

like nobody got time to go to your acc and say “i don’t like you” who cares. oddly some miserable ppl do actually but still. the lack of awareness is ridiculous. that’s why ppl don’t f with y’all.”

i was talking abt all of tumblr and every other app but it applies here.

from what i see on here, some are just straight up weird, cliquey, and chiesty (if that’s how you spell it) and that’s why ppl be so mad abt those types of books 💀. we also have to acknowledge the amount of overwhelming & honestly damaging blk yn fics (not to be confused with ppls screwed ideas of stereotypical) there are. i understand why ppl write them for personal reasons but when it comes to our own reflections of ourselves as blk women it’s almost hurtful to read some of the things people put “her” through. i mean even her with a white man that use aave and has cornrows is hurtful.. 😔 (i’m trolling now 💀) naw but fr. i personally don’t like reading blk women just being written for smut or going through crazy situations or kinda like.. i don’t wanna say unfulfilling but like.. idk i can’t think of the word. (edit: ppl write blk yn to be in unfulfilling situations) but girl i can watch a tyler perry movie for all that.

again. ppl write these stories for there own personal reasons, relate to them and enjoy them for those reasons as well. that’s why depending! on what it is i don’t think blk writers should be bombarded with hate like that. also ion think smut should be banned like y’all go to far can we just slow down on it … there are some nice ones out there i promise 🧎🏽‍♀️

but in all seriousness there are many other reasons why i feel toxic and smutty fics are popular for blk yn but i don’t think anyone cares to hear that and the conversion will prolly go back to nigga eren somehow which is crazy cause y’all be arguing over a fictional white man.

oh! 😒 i almost forgot 😒 the ppl who are against “ghetto” y/n to try and advocate for more fluffy or like.. normal (healing) stories and from what i see the ppl who are the most up in arms about it in my personal opinion seem to dislike certain parts of blkness that i appreciate personally and so i just straight up disregard their opinions. y/n doesn’t have to “act” (😒) blk but i see ppl get mad about her protecting her hair….. with a bonnet….

sigh, anyway but yeah we need more soft and sweet fics or just like calming ones? but someone gon have to write it! i don’t like this app or my writing all too much so i gave up a while ago.

just like many other blk writers….

gaspp! we should also do like a fluff challenge or sumn where writers do like fluff … march? girl idk so maybe that will trend and all the ppl who spend time arguing and going back and forth with ppl who write stories they don’t like can like idk look for other writers who write soft, normal, fun stories and reblog them or make a list of them. or maybe like possibly write their own stories too????

everyone says the smut fics gets the most likes and they do. that’s why you keep seeing them. so maybe support or refreakingblog the fics that are comforting to you so others can be as well.

i actually made this page to repost softer fics because i was tired of blocking certain tags so i can avoid heavy smut and subtly abuse fics. also pls leave the ppl who niggafy anime characters alone they will not be stopped. i mean we still have ppl who have been calling chris evans jamal since 2020.. calling him that to this date. married and all.

sigh… 2 more days until blk history month ends. maybe next year we can find a balance between “dramatic” and smutty fics and soft and slice of life ones for blk y/n next year. remember this is tumblr too and the ppl writing aren’t even getting paid for this but it’s for the ppl yk.

ppl who are respectful and reblog tho.

muah

[highladyelenna]

The infantilization y’all have over these men are insane.

They’re 500+ years old. They aren’t your “little babies”. You dint need to villainize the women in their lives to defend them.

Elain is a 23/4 year old woman who was just turned into fae, thrown into the cauldron, and burdened with immortality. The second she was out of the cauldron her mate claimed her. (not hating on Lucien for that, it just adds to the overwhelming events Elain had to endure). She was engaged to a man who she loved, but he rejected her soley for the fact she was fae, and told her that she belonged to Lucien. That she was his. Which caused her to resent the mating bond. She feels uncomfortable around him. She feels uncomfortable when he tugs on the bond. She shrinks when he’s around. She wishes to be as far from him as possible. He knows this. He admits it in ACOFAS, and even says he doesn’t feel comfortable around her too.

Now, should she reject him? YES. But obviously SJM ismt going to have her reject him as some side plot in another characters book, that would be stupid. She, however, has had Elain verbally reject him many times. I also believe that no one has told her how to reject him. I’m not even sure if anyone in the IC does know how since it’s so rare and not much is known about rejections. So, I’m sure that will be a plot in Elaina books, if Elain decides she doesn’t want to be with Lucien that is.

Comments like these:

are gross. You’re really saying all that about a woman in order to defend a man?? A man. Like?

We’ve barely seen her character so really all your hate and comments about her are because you’re mad that she doesn’t want to be with Lucien.

Also, like. Be so fr. “Poor baby Rhys, Feyre was so mean to my poor baby Rhysie bc she was mad he hid the fact that they were mates. Ugh, I hate her so much. Poor baby Rhys.” Like my god stfu💀 And yes she was completely serious and got mad that people were calling her out.

These comments just prove that a lot of you need to grow up before you read mature books. Mentally grow up.

[total-feminism-takes]

Yeah yeah tdi writers when it comes to female characters could be better but can we please focus on the fandom? Y’all have no excuse as to how you treat these characters!!!

Hello some of the best written and intriguing characters are female, some of the best dynamics include females but y’all are too busy with your male characters and male ships and your internalised misogyny I mean what who said that???

But fr to go onto some of my most hated things in the fandom because I’m in a whingey mood and want to complain and this blog is great if it’s okay I’m gonna dump these here;

Courtney haters need to SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!! I don’t care if you think she’s badly written she’s not and especially not for tdi standards y’all just want to complain about an interesting female character there’s sooo much to her you can just dig into it’s delicious I love her!! And yet she’s still antagonised by the fandom??? I’m not gonna act like she did no wrong and wasn’t the villain because hello did we see action but it’s more nuanced that her being annoying and evil! Y’all just need to look at her more!!!

Svetlana is ALWAYS neglected by the tdi fandom hello she’s one of the alters we see the most yet everyone hates her!! Why!! She’s not my favourite sure I prefer Vito, Manitoba and maybe Mal maybe but come on! She’s a part of the gang too stop ignoring her!!!

People who hc male characters as misogynistic are icky stop itttttt!!! It’s not fun!!!! I have more to talk about this later but I hateee when people say that male characters are misogynistic when either they’re clearly not or they make such a deal of it cough Ezekiel. I’m fine with it being a joke once again I will make fun of Ezekiel till the day I die but when people low-key make the male characters misogynistic it’s like why! Especially when it’s male fans sorry had to be said.

Can we please not ignore platonic male and female friendships pretty please!!!!! We saw how many of the male and male friendships were fake and caved in on themselves we saw the downfall of the guys alliance why do we act like it’s only the females?? I swear the male and female friendships are the only normal ones in the show bar like Gwen and Duncan because they had to do that but hello we all love a bit of DJ and Heather why do we act like we don’t???

The way tdi fans treat the male x male relationships compared to the female x female relationships is soo gross leave them alone please! They can be just as good!!! You don’t believe me well gwourtney has just as much potential as any male x male relationship but y’all don’t want to hear that! And they’re all so fun hello?? Mkulia did more for the homosexuals than anything pride ever did (jokes). Also you can have your toxic yuri like you have your toxic yaoi y’all just can’t understand that there isn’t as critical of a difference between females and men as you like to act there is oops sorry

The way y’all treat Dawn… sighs. She’s not some cute little garden fairy especially not after tdi she definitely doxxes people on Reddit if they’ve wronged her she definitely leaked Scott’s ip address after tdi. Like yeah she’s nice and a good person and likes animals but let her have fun too please

The way roti fans treat zoey is despicable. They treat her either likes she’s the devil and evil and poor little Mike zoey is so hypocritical and evil and mean, or they treat her like she’s a two dimensional piece of cardboard. Didn’t want to say this but she had some of if not the funniest lines in roti. Yeah she sucked in AS but everyone did and im predicting people treated her like this before AS even came out.

Uh TL;DR treat the female characters like how you treat the males please they’re not that different you just hate women.

Uh take this all with a pinch of salt if you do any of this you don’t hate women im just being hyperbolic but there is clearly some issues with the way you view women if you do any of this. Sorry it’s true I’m sending anonymously because I fear this will strike a nerve.

❤️

[elilelibeli]

transfem marauders era hcs? :))) youre so cool

This is such a good ask because I personally haven’t seen many transfem hcs around.

Thank u the coolest anon. :))

I think the first (and if I am not mistaken only time) I have seen any of the marauders era characters portrayed as a transwoman was Mary in CR. Please anyone that can remember fics with these portrayals send them my way.

As soon as I read this question I just saw Dorcas in my head.

I truly think they give off energy so cool and so majestic it transcends any physical anything.

I just don’t know how to express the way I see her and how cool she is in my head.

- I think she wears shit ton of jewelry. Jewelry was what made them realize their identity in the first place too. I think she was from a filthy rich family and they had like collections of ancient jewelry and stuff. She would sneak into the rooms the family kept those items and just try on rings, necklaces and etc. I think when she put on jewelry she truly felt like herself and cause in her mind jewelry was associated with women that’s how she started questioning everything in the first place (i hope i am making sense)

- when they grow up, she realizes things don’t have gender and starts creating jewelry for everyone to enjoy. They are very skilled and make the most beautiful pieces.

-They realize their gender identity super early but genuinely think it’s how everyone thinks. When she realizes what’s happening that fact that she falls under label transfem is not surprising at all, the fact that not everyone thinks like this is what surprises her the most.

-I hc that in Hogwarts you get ur dorms assigned by the dorms. :D it’s like castle magic. The magic knows where to put you and with who. For example Reg, cause at arrival he still doesn’t know that he is trans automatically is assigned boys dorm and not girls because the magic feels who he is. Dorcas like other non-binary students gets an option to choose their dormroom. Dorcas chooses boys because she really wants to get to know Regulus.

-Dorcas was her assigned name at brith. They never changed it.

-She has a dragon tattoo on her waist and it’s absolutely beautiful (tramp stamp placement)

-Her patronus is a gazelle cause it embodies their energy perfectly (iI also found out that the name dorcas literally means gazelle in greek (idk how accurate this is tbh but it’s so coool)

-Absolutely hates any other apples, but green sour ones.

-They snowboard but never ever ski.

-She usually wears a tie. If it’s not on her neck it’s used as a belt. Somehow someway a tie is always incorporated in their outfit.

-Coffee without sugar kind of person.

-Tech geek forrrrr sureeeee. gadget ruler fr

Okay imma stop mindlessly yapping, as u can tell i love dorcas.

additionally I saw an interview of Hunter Schafer and cause my brain can’t consume any media without relating it to marauders, I was like she is giving me huge Pandora vibes, but her face is giving me more Marlene idk please tell me what y’all think about this. Tbh, I could really see Pandora as a trans woman.

I think I have given more general hcs rather than specifically transfem related ones. Sorry :(

but I do think non-binary or trans people can give better and more accurate hcs about this topic.

Please let me know what u think. Share ur headcanons and opinions.

I really love seeing trans hcs and always want to incorporate those experiences in whatever I write, but since I am not trans and can not take example from my personal experiences there can be some inaccuracies in things I write, so please if there’s something that I need to educate myself about related with trans experiences let me know. ❤️

[sanjisblackasswife]

what’s your unpopular opinion on sanji 🎤

He didn’t do anything wrong on Fishman Island

No fr tho, I think people that call Sanji weak because he won’t hit a woman clearly don’t understand his character.

Like when Robin Saved Sanji he got so much hate for it and so many BS comments saying “See if it was Zoro—“ Like did y’all not see his story growing up?

We all know if he hit women he would have won so it’s not like he was actually weak persay he just has a standard.

That’s how ZEFF RAISED HIM. He literally explained it to his sisterrr????

I personally like that moral about him but Oda didn’t give him that trait for no reason I believe in this final saga he is going to end up making a real tough decision that challenges those morals and idk if I’m ready to see it😭

[hogmilked]

obsessed w u

Bruh it’s not that hard to let go of Harry Potter why does it have such a gorilla grip on some of u people. “It’s a cultural phenomenon” okay? it’ll never be SpongeBob.

[deerixiie]

dexii hits 1k!! ➵

wow...1k? i cant believe y’all got me here 🥺💗 really i’ve never been that proud of my writing or this blog and having 1k people sticking with me and supporting me is so crazy to me...when i started this in june i was definitely not expecting the recognition i have now. thank you all so so much and i hope you stick with me to the journey ahead <3

so we have THE EVENT, THE DISCORD, and THE THANK YOU’S. i’ll start with the event first:

THE EVENT ➵

what i am going to is a little mini drabble event!! basically what you can do is send me a fic title and a character, and i’ll write a mini blurb or a little bit of dialogue. i might get inspired and write more, but for now it will probably be something very short and sweet!! i also will try my best to include a little graphic (group of images) along with it that i feel fits it best!! here’s an example of what an ask would look like:

“could you do “blurry stars” with suna?”

and i’d write a tiny drabble or a bit of dialogue to go along with it, along with a graphic that i think fits best!!

rules

-> look at my main rules for the basic ask requirements (no nsfw, no dark content, etc)

-> no doubling up on asks

-> if i write an idea and you would like to write something based off of it, please ask me first!!

-> i might take a while to get to your ask, don’t get upset!! i’m still in school lol

-> you can start sending in asks today, and i’ll close the event on november 30th 12 PM CST!!

-> if you’d like to backlist the drabbles, blacklist #dexii 1k event!! (with the exclamation points)

THE DISCORD ➵

yep, i made a discord server. you can find the link here!! it has the same rules as this blog, so no nsfw content, hate, or anything else like that. be warned, if i feel like it gets too full i’ll close it off to invite only. right now the link is public. there’s more information in the server!!!

THE THANK YOU’S ➵

last but not least we have the incredibly long posts of me thanking my moots 😃😃

@1tsnoya: gi aka, my main inspiration, the first writing blog i followed, the first mutual i’ve ever had and a beautiful person. your blog is phenomenal!! i love you so much gi, thank you for inspiring me to get into this community and being my role model 🥺💗

@bunx: gigi! ilysm! you were my second? moot and i remember talking to you about my ship name with noya and psuedo <3 ur so mfing nice?? i think of you as my big sis at times, you are so easy to talk to and you give the best advice!! we need more people like you on our planet fr <3 tysm for being there while i started my blog, even when it was a mess 😖

@kageyuji: BABYYYY!! like you are aware how much i look up to you and and admire you?? you are so strong and helpful, and so incredibly understanding. also your sense of humor is so amazing?? i still remember our first convo about hq and bnha va’s and how we were screaming about kageyama in iida glasses hehe

@sophiawithstars: SOPH AH! you’re the one who introduced me to the rest of dinonet and the first mutual i really felt i was close too ❤️ you’re so funny like AH i remember laughing so hard during our conversations <3 thank you for putting up with my bs, betaing all my fics and being such an amazing person 🤧💗

@sunarashi: mae i lit love you sm 😭 i remember seeing your blog for the first time and freaking out when you followed me because you’re legit so cool wHAT. thank you for being so very sweet and supportive even when soph was calling me a tsukki kin 🙄

@lolliyoomi: yui omg i idolize you so much but you already know that 😌 i love your writing style sO MUCH and you’re legit so funny 😭 i’m very much a awkward idiot and you being moots with me just is. very surreal. thank you for dealing with my idiocy and screaming about nishinoya ❤️

@adoreita: aCK i remember seeing you in dinonet and being like?!$/&:$3)2 the RENA? you are legit so nice and sweet and funny?? also you are GORGEOUS. thank you for being so helpful and nice, ur very easy to approach and ur very supportive 🥺💗

@sugakuns: anna you know i’m in love with you right? we literally got along instantly on dinonet you’re legit HILARIOUS omg. youre really easy to talk to and all the sweet stuff you put in my inbox makes me so happy 😭 being around you makes me feel loved

@hajiimes: yeah i got nothing to say 🙄 kidding!! cola we’re literally the same person okay like what do i even say. i’m so in love with your writing i’ve read 7-11 introspection like 15 times over AGDH. somehow you sit in on all my rants and screaming and we literally click so well? from fukaya to truth hurts to punk yamaguchi, you’re legit so easy to talk to and i love you so much 😭❤️

@akaagiis: aka the SWEETEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. LORD JESUS. lena you’re so swert and whenever i talk to you i feel so incredibly appreciated 🥺🥺 we can scream about iroha’s thighs and Women whenever we like <3 also yoUR WRITING STYLE? please you’re so underrated it makes me so upset please 😭

@violetetsu: atlas you make me feel so included 🤧💗 you’re so sweet, you boost my ego, and you’re legit so funny 😭 it’s very easy to talk to you and crack jokes with you and i love you so much for that!! you’re one of the people who motivates me to write hehe

@mracleboy: hero oh em gee. you’re so funny and your writing style is top tier!! it’s so easy to carry conversation with you and you’re lit so nice <3 you always are being so incredibly sweet to me and i appreciate you so much for that 💗💗

@wanderynn: last but not least.... rae. the loml. it was so easy to get comfortable with you and you’re legit sO SWEET. your writing, especially forgotten sandcastles, is literally one of the best things i’ve ever read?? you give excellent advice and we can easily scream about our self-ships together. you make me feel so loved and appreciated and you’re one of my favorite people on this planet omg 😭

so there we go! thank you all again for 1k and i really hope you decide to do the event and join my discord hehe <3

[eclecticwordblender]

Part 3 of the Mahabharata High school AU:

(I’ll attach the link to the first two oarts below. Check them out if you haven’t uwu <3.)

Junior students in the limelight:

Abhimanyu:

Is everybody’s favourite- seniors, teachers, principal, classmates, juniors- EVERYONE LOVES HIM.

Is literally perfection.

Very popular.

All the dirty politics which makes the people in school hate each other is put aside when it comes to going to the junior section and pampering Abhi.

Ma’am Kunti once saw Abhimanyu hanging out with Arjuna and Subhadra, she clicked a picture because she couldn’t stop uwu-ing.

Has all the good qualities he looks up to in his seniors.

Is a precious baby who must be protected at all costs.

“I’ll be better than the best someday.”- boy isn’t wrong!

Ghatotkach:

Super tall.

Chubby.

Is sick of being taller than all his classmates.

A senior, Hidimbi tends to use him as a comforting source. It is very wholesome.

Often goes to Bheema because he wants to be just as good at basketball.

“Hidimbi didi, thanks for the amazing food. I’ll now go practice basketball with Bheema bhaiya.”

Iravan:

The nice rich kid.

Always puts others before himself even at this tender age.

Stays mostly to himself.

But one knows he’s going to do wonders when he grows up.

Once Shiva cane to school for a guest lecture and say Iravan offering someone else his lunch and staying hungry himself. Shiva gave him a chocolate and told Iravan that whenever he needs help Shiva is just a call away. Fr though Shiva always checks up on this kid.

“Umm it’s okay. You can have my life too if you want.”

Uttara:

Has a twin brother.

Cute kid.

too mature for her age.

Heart eyes for cutie Abhi. Abhi heart eyes back.

Teachers don’t let her and Abhimanyu sit together because they don’t stop talking and smiling.

Is a pro dancer. Already has a diploma in Kathak.

Kind of emotional. Cries a lot.

But is still strong, regardless.

“No Abhimanyu. We cannot have a play date today. I have my dance performance.”

Uttar:

Uttara’s twin brother.

Overexcited but in a good way.

Brave.

Gets into accidents A LOT.

Uttar’s most visited spot is the infirmary. The person who knows him best is the school nurse.

Uttar always finds ways to miss dance and music and English class.

“Ah! A fracture again! At least I get to skip the annoying girly dance stuff though.”

Vrishaketu:

Abhimanyu’s bestf because they’re so similar.

Tends to be a little attention deprived.

Can make anyone a friend, LITERALLY.

Krishna group and Dury group come together when it comes to meeting this kid.

Arjuna and Karna put aside their differences to train him for soccer together. One can say Arjuna and Karna could’ve been very good friends had it not been for coach Drona.

“I wish Arjun bhaiya and Karna bhaiya didn’t dislike each other so much.”

(I didn’t include any more kids because there isn’t much to write and I don’t want to make this boring. I’ll leave footnotes if I use any other kids in the fic stories later.)

Present day staff:

(that I forgot to mention)

Virata:

Being helpful makes up for 90% of his personality.

Very approachable.

Never turns his students down.

Volunteers to take up a substitute class whenever possible.

“Let me handle this!”

Keechaka:

The only person who finds him tolerable is Sudeshna.

Extremely controlling.

Filled with toxic masculinity.

Pervert 2.0 (1.0 being Dushasana and 3.0 being Jayadaratha).

Keechaka was passing lewd comments to Draupadi. She was on her way to make him face the consequences but before she reached Bheema had already taken care of him ;).

Shalya:

Indecisive and flaky.

Messes up his schedule and ends up in the wrong classes.

Speaks a lot.

Stubborn.

Always confused.

“I don’t know what I’m doing dude!Let alone why!”

Sudeshna:

Toxic Gossip monger.

Can be very selfish.

Turns blind to her bestf, Keechaka’s glaring and problematic flaws.

Created a scene when Bheem gave Keechaka the beating he deserved.

Also defended him when Yuyutsu publicly called out and humiliated Keechaka for disrespecting women.

Hates Draupadi.

Intolerant.

Can be narrow minded.

“Keechaka isn’t wrong. You have a misunderstanding! These are the ways of the world”

Indra:

Coordinator but everyone ignores him.

Probelmatic in all caps.

Has to interfere everywhere.

Shows up at the worst possible times.

Creates unnecessary problems and then plays the victim card.

Sexist.

“This isn’t a woman’s work.”

Vichitravirya:

Grossly incompetent.

Old.

Is in school only because Satyavati insisted.

Irresponsible.

Doesn’t show up to classes and even when he does the students decide to bunk. He doesn’t even find out.

Has a history of showing up to classes drunk.

“No I’m not drunk. You are.”- passes out in the middle of a lecture.

Senior students in the limelight:

(that I couldn’t fit in the previous post)

Devika:

Quiet.

Happy go lucky.

Literally an angel.

Only one in class who finds Yudhishthir somewhat tolerable.

Is dating the head boy. Nobody understands why she thinks he has potential.

Vrushali:

Sorted and organised.

Probably has more kinds of stick notes than books in her school bag.

Highlighted text books.

Courageous.

Calm but will fight you.

Karna’s girlfriend. Only one who can scold him and show him the right thing to do, ngl.

Vrushali tries very hard to get Karna out of the Dury gang, however, doesn’t try to manipulate/control him.

Once Vrushali dragged Karna while he was mid conversation with Duryodhana, planning to pull a mischief that would land him into trouble. Everyone just stared. It was very iconic.

Valandhara:

Mountain girl uwu.

Industrious to the fullest.

The friend who can calm down Bheem.

Independent.

Vijaya:

Straight A student.

Gives Sahadev full on competition in topping the class.

Nerd.

Reads a lot.

Vijaya looks so cute with her oversized glasses barely able to rest on the bridge of her adorable button nose.

Sahadev fell for her over a conversation about the meaning of life. They kind of have a thing going.

“*random classic literature reference*”

Karenumati:

Is well aware about how pretty she is.

Nakul talks to her without hesitation.

A word around the campus says that Nakul might even ask her out soon.

Shishupal spread the word though, can’t say about the credibility.

Although for some reason Shishupal is very protective of her.

Plays bass and drums.

Link to part 1 of Mahabharata high school AU: https://eclecticwordblender.tumblr.com/post/625462681921568768/foundation

Link to part 2 of Mahabharata high school AU: https://eclecticwordblender.tumblr.com/post/625553068102139904/senior-students-in-the-limelight

This is the last post dealing witch characterisation. I’ll be publishing fictional stories after this. Will leave footnotes if I use a character I haven’t mentioned yet. Let me know if you want me to write about a specific character (via asks, comments or direct messages).

Tagging fandom mutuals because I need attention to matter in life: @bigheadedgirlwithbigdreams @supermeh-krishnafan @soniaoutloud @1nsaankahanhai-bkr @lemponkoira @incorrectmahabharatquotes @chaanv @hoeticulture @hindumythologyevent

The support on this series has been overwhelming so shoutout to these people for all the validation: @the-rambling-maiden @muralofmyths @starsailororastronaut @blueguardian1306

Also, y’all check out @askhindumyths if you like such content uwu.

[florafey]

Thoughts on QoN

I started reading The Queen of Nothing on 19 November, 2019, and finished it about fifteen minutes ago on 23 November, 2019. Much as I did with The Wicked King, here are my thoughts while reading.

Spoilers, of course, are under the cut

- Oak is EIGHT??? I’ve been writing him like a three year old this whole time lol whoops sorry Oak

- Idk how to feel about this whole Vivi/Heather thing it smells like manipulation to me

- Lmao Jude’s a freelancer gotta love it

- I have now named my Goblin Brain Grima Mog how dope is that name fr

- Jude is an adrenaline addict and that’s a fact

- “It feels good to be fighting someone other than myself” SWEETIE CARDAN LOVES YOU

- Oooooooh I like Grima Mog I have a feeling she and Jude are going to cross paths again, maybe in Faeire

- (Also not surprised by Grima’s prediction of Cardan being dethroned soon that boy hates his job more than retail workers during the holidays)

- Oh look, three books in and Jude is finally admitting her feelings for Cardan

- I love the juxtaposition between Taryn in her pretty dress and Jude literally being two steps from death and not seeming to care lol

- Hmmmm okay I want to believe that Taryn killed Locke but couldn’t this just be a way to get Jude back into Faerie??? Idk why they would want that but I don’t trust Taryn 

- (Also I hope Locke is dead it would be Taryn’s one redeeming quality)

- ooooooohhhhhh shit Taryn’s PREGNANT AASHHSJSDKJDKSSKLDSJDJSJ HAHAHHAHAH this is too good oh no

- There’s literally zero chance of this plan of Jude pretending to be Taryn is going to go well. Or even close to well

- “Squeeze hug” awww that’s gonna be in a fic I promise

- This feels like The Parent Trap

- I’m sweating

- ITS CAAAAAAARDAAAAAAAN 

- Oh and his tail is out wow good for him

- Fuck a duck I love his tail

- And gold eyeliner, stellar cosmetic choice if I may say so

- Yep I knew it see here she goes off to his chambers he’s gonna find out eeeeekkkkk

- He knowsssssss he been knew of COURSE he been knew how could I be so stupid to think he didn’t know it was Jude this whole time I’m a clown and a fool

- Wow I’m kind of soft right now I love my babies and they clearly love each other but they’re being so ANGSTY AAAAAA

- “Wisdom is for the meek” uhh??? Madoc what are you talking about bud

- Ahhhh see now Jude is getting protective over her throne and crown, she’s blooming into a Queen....good shit for sure

- Also Jude better be the spy she was born to be now that she’s in Madoc’s camp and he thinks she’s Taryn

- Oh, she’s going foraging in the woods? By herself? Yeah, this is gonna go great, Oriana, really

- Yeah def can’t trust Grimsen although I love how Holly Black describes his work and how they’re beautiful but also deadly and cursed

- I’d like to hear more about how he tried to kill Cardan with that ruby earring and failed lol

- tHE GHOST??? What the hell is he doing here???? Am I the only one who just thought homeboy was dead?? Yikes lol

- Ugh Locke was such a Man good thing he’s rotting now

- “You’re scheming” “I’m always scheming” yeah ain’t that the truth bby

- uh oh MOMMY KNOWS heheheheheh

- Well no wonder Cardan turned out like this look at how he was raised, poor boy

- I mean, to be fair, look at Jude while you’re at it

- Oh hey it’s the Roach

- OH HEY ITS CARDAN

- Awwww Vivi went to Cardan because she thought Jude was in trouble and not only did he go to the Roach to go get Jude but he came too !! wow for people who can’t stand each other they make quite the gang 

- I love how inconvenienced Cardan seems by Locke’s death but not actually sad lol what a mood

- Breaking into Grimsen’s forge does NOT sound like a good idea no sir

- Ugh king and queen wow

- I cannot WAIT for Madoc to realize the Jude is the High Queen I cannot

- AYYYY MY GIRL GRIMA MOG what did I tell y’all, hmmm?

- Wow Madoc really just stabbed Jude like that and is going to leave her ??? the disrespect

- Ohh my god oh wow her blood is making flowers grow she’s a QUEEN wow look at that, you go bby

- Ah fuck Jude, you got set up by the bumb ass father you have

- ABAHAHAHAHHHAH this isn’t funny but Jude falling from the rafters onto the banquet table is on par with the beauty of Kaz and Wylan falling through the ceiling onto Van Eck’s dining room table heheheh

- @hollyblack can I breathe??? Shit girl

- Cardan said THATS MY WIFE 

- Wow Cardan washing Jude’s hands herself??? This boy is in loooove

- Oak and Jude’s maid playing Uno ????? Iconic

- “You’re generally terrifying” oh same Cardan

- So Jude really could have pardoned herself this whole time!!!!!! Come ON sis how didn’t you pick up on that WE picked up on it (don’t worry tho we know you’ve been stressed it’s okay you’re here now)

- And Cardan really expected her to pardon herself I have no words for this boy 

- Jude and Cardan’s relationship is so strange but at least it’s healthy now, you know?

- Look at Cardan being vulnerable and Jude not being mean to him for it 

- He’s being KIIIIIND WHAATTT

- “This is my room, and that’s my wife” AAHAHAHHAHH

- Cardan touches her hair oh my gooooooood i’m dying send help

- Can y’all tell I’ve been deprived lol

- Hahahahah Jude trashed Lady Asha, as she should 

- So I think I like QoN Cardan the most, although I did find Cardan in the first two books terribly entertaining to read about (Srry Jude)

- So Taryn seems to be behaving better than she did in the first two books, kind of being a badass, knowing the Ghost’s true name and all

Cardan likes hearing about slushy machines are you kiDDING ME????

- “Our marriage is an alliance” okay but you sleeping in his shirts isn’t, now, is it? Or how about him petting your hair? Or you thinking he looks cute in gold eyeliner?? lol Jude get real

- Aw I like this Fand/Jude freindship us girls gotta look out for each other

- Grima Mog more like Grima MOM lol

- “Big horns, little dude” LMAO HEATHER STOPP

- I’m enjoying Heather, I have to say

- Finally they kiss it only took TWO HUNDRED PAGES 

- oh guys they really like each other im soft

- Casual hand holding? yes 

- I can’t believe these are the same idiots who were trying to drown each other in the first book 

- look they’re trying to be vulnerable and without armor I’m gonna cry

- I feel quite uneasy about this Queen Suren girl who’s parents have her leashed somehow

- Oh wow fuck Grimsen am I right

- Oh SHIT Cardan really broke the crown like it didn’t mean shit to him...the development...the wisdom

- Cardan really said I want my WIFE and my PEOPLE 

- Oh wait fuck fuck fuck oh no stop wait

- Lmao Jude collapsing on the floor is literally me whenever I have to be in charge

- Okay there’s gotta be a way out of this, I didn’t mean it literally when I said Cardan was a snake

- Hey, Jude’s like, smart as shit, no?

- Hahahaha she basically said “Cardan is like, 90% of my impulse control”

- I love how Taryn is hyping Jude up throughout this while shitshow, I love how the two of them have developed past their book one probems

- The Bomb teasing Jude about the dust on her skirts made my day

- Look at Jude really having healthy realtionships with the women around her, I’m so proud of my little murder gir

- Nicassia better come in clutch here, I don’t trust Jarel or Nore not one bit

- Uhhh that story Heather told about the snake that wanted to marry the princess made me howl with laughter and I don’t think it was supposed to

- Vivi got Cardan a snowglobe that says “Congratulations on your promotion” for his coronation gift and he kept did DID EVERYONE HEAR ME I SAID VIVI-

- Oh damn Kaye alright no need for all that

- Ohhhh I had totally forgot about the dress in book one that Jude ordered but received a different one instead... Cardan sent it?? wild 

- Okay I hope Jude knows what she’s doing but when has she ever not

- The UNDERSEA HEEEEEELLL YEAH

- Oh look and Cardan!!!!!!! Yeah Jude knew what she was doing that’s my girl

- Awwww look at that hug wow the development these two have been through is unreal I’ll keep saying it 

- “I knew little else, but I always knew you” KILL ME

- Oh wow mortals and mingling more with the folk this is good

- Robert of Jersey lmaoooo

- So the Ghost and Taryn ??? Kind of funny but I’m kind of here for it

- I’m literally so close to tears and I’m not kidding they’re having a fucking WEDDING CELEBRATION in the MORTAL WORLD with a banner that says “Congrats Newlyweds” yeah I’m crying now thanks a lot Holly

- Cardan adjusts his paper crown in the microwave reflection so it’s skewed......I don’t think I can react any more I really afjsflsdk

-Wow that was better than anything I could have imagined, hoped for, dreamed of

- The character development, the plot, the resolution, EVERTHING was astounding I’m blown away

This was long as shit If you made it this far, I appreciate you lol. Now go read all three Folk of the Air books again. Go now

[cowgirlhours]

kehaby replied to your post “don’t ask me what i thot about booksmart”

no please go off

here’s my letterboxd review which i meant to keep short and then i actually got upset while i was writing it:

if i had to describe this movie in one word it would be shallow!!!l. NINETY NINE percent on rotten tomatoes?? fr???? like YES i was laughing through the billie lourd antics and the dance sequence and i got vaguely emotional during the pool scene but overall i’m boredd

i just wish they’d had SOME self awareness with the whole hashtag woke shtick because it was honestly painful and kind of distracting. like REALLY not even one joke about amy's white savior complex? it's RIGHT there the whole woke white girl thing has been DONE it's been DONE before it's boring and shallow and dumb and trite let's move on please. do better

where was the complexity.. where was the depth... of story of character of relationships of plot even??? where was the REALISM like for a movie that seems like it should be funny-relatable considering its genre it was lacking that in every aspect. how is a viewer expected to relate to any of these characters if none of them have any actual problems???? anyone we actually get to know has a stable family, more than enough money, and is going to an ivy league school (don't even get me started on the college name-dropping) the conflict feels so forced it’s like the writers forgot to add any so they wrote in a fight at the last second. and at first glance you might think it's a diverse cast but there aren't any poc with actual arcs or characterization which is just not cute like you can just TELL there were no people of color in that writers room

i find myself wondering if i watched this wrong way or something. every review i’ve read has been at least four stars so maybe i’m just a crackhead but i think everyone should take a second to think critically before calling this an instant cult classic and HONESTLY i’m beginning to think y’all just gave this a good rating because diana silvers is hot

the soundtrack was fun and there were a couple of moments where kaitlyn dever nailed the teen lesbian experience but i still think this movie is really just for people who wear tshirts from forever 21 that say feminist on them lol

i know people are going to think i just hate powerful women and fun because i didn’t like this one. but i just like stories that are fun AND have a modicum of substance i really don’t think that’s too much to ask there’s nothing rewarding about a movie with one dimensional characters who don’t overcome anything like am i going crazy or

[feuqueerfire]

Love Stage!! Live Blogging

I don’t know much about this except one of the guys looked very pretty in a dress, the writing is apparently not good, but it’s supposed to be fluffy and cute. I need the mindless fluff to move on from Gifted Graduation and also because I’ve got angsty shows like Theory of Love and Kissable Lips after this.

Episode 1 (May 10)

The marble was so big in the little kids’ palms but so small in the grown-up version of the character 

If I skip the scenes with Anda’s brother and the manager guy, will I miss anything? 

I wish the acting was better 

The way there are so many male main/prominent side characters and nearly all the female characters have just be shrieking over them, like I need y’all to have better writing which makes the men seem great and famous without using the same lazy technique every time and also to give women some depth 

I fucking hate the parents fr like not only pressure your child into these things he’s not interested in while ignoring his passions but withholding information about this shoot that he’s apprehensive and nervous about so that he’s just assaulted ? totally unaware that there’s a kiss scene? 

I like Anda and his commentary lol his sass while Ryo’s confessing

Episode 2 (May 10)

Why is every character a liar bro. Anda’s brother and manager lying to guilt-trip Anda into finishing the commercial shooting. Them not telling Ryo that he’s acting opposite and kissing a man. 

I didn’t realize there’d be sooo much lying and weird behaviour, guess I’ll have to prepare myself for it now

This show just switches between being mind-numbingly boring or deeply uncomfortable, what the hell was that scene of Ryo forcibly removing Anda’s shirt >:(

At least the blood and fallen tooth as a result of a fall-kiss was entertaining

Episode 3 (May 10)

I kept thinking the guy who plays Ryo reminds me of Lhong from Tharntype and turns out, that’s him

P’Aeko is seriously the only character in the entire series who’s reasonable, upright, truthful and logical. Also, she’s freaking pretty

Ooh, a “you owe me, so you must work for me” type deal. 

Episode 4 (May 10)

I was like “aw, cute” at how Ryo’s wondering at how to flirt with another boy and asking P’Aeko about the Y novel but then all the stuff with parents forcing Anda to audition happen and I get annoyed again

Nauuurrrr he’s reading tons of Y novels and writing notes on how to flirt and he’s boutta follow through T.T I’m dead, mans is in an Engineer workshop shirt even though he doesn’t even go to uni

Wait, this cute little sheep farm date? And the brother trying to foil their date but accidentally just making Anda like Ryo more? cute

Episode 5 (May 10)

Dang, didn’t expect Anda to become such a big fan of Ryo and his works suddenly. He has the man himself already, he can just hang out with him and take photos, so I don’t get this competing over polaroids and buying random merch thing

A sleep kiss scene sigh. How’d Anda not wake up at the last one unless he did and is just pretending

Ryo getting hard at it though lol

Episode 6 (May 11)

This heavy crying in the rain kinda reminds me of Fish Upon The Sky’s Pi’s similar scene. Didn’t care about either, too overdramatized to make me feel anything.

Lala is so freaking cute

Anda’s brother secretly installed a tracking app on his phone ?!

The nsfw scene was... okay. They weren’t awkward but I felt a bit awkward, so I skipped forward a few times

Episode 7 (May 11)

Fair enough, Anda should’ve told his family he won’t be coming home, but the tracking is still ew

Wtf why did Ryo randomly throw in that he wants to live with Anda for 60 more years

Oi, this show suddenly has sooo many dirty jokes

lol these double dates are kinda cute

If the scriptwriters were better, things here could be interesting. Tee and Jed talking about how Tee’s famous and they have to hide and Jed wasn’t certain at the beginning whether Tee was serious about him, etc but the conversation just ended abruptly and they go to sleep lol

Tee’s songs missing Jed was cute 

??? Okay, I knew there was apparently hot nsfw scenes because people mentioned it often but I wasn’t expecting to be switching between both couples getting it on with them hinting at Ryo giving Anda a blowjob and also Tee’s hand around Jed’s neck ??? Not to mention I’m likely missing things because I get shy and skip ahead sometimes.

Anda pinning Ryo’s hands down is great actually

rip oncoming angst about getting found out by the public

Episode 8 (May 11)

Nothing really happened, just suspicion and meandering without good enough writing or acting to make the situation interesting or worrying

Episode 9 (May 11)

Why does Ryo act so irresponsibly? You know you’re being stalked and photos are being taken, just stop going out so plainly in public

Where would these shows be without making the fat (trans?) woman the villain while also just acting as a caricature

The penultimate episode break up, of course. Why break up with him when all his jobs are falling through, though? Just leave Ryo out to fend for himself? It’s not like the homophobic fans and shows are gonna come back now that they’ve broken up 

Also, I almost felt something when Anda was acting fine but not fine and Ryo was picking up on it and it was approaching sadness but then they actually broke up and the acting there didn’t touch me 

Episode 10 (May 11)

Wtf are these subs for part 3... do I care enough to seek out the correct versions on dramacool or smth? (I also just figured out via Google that sought is the part participle of seek lol. I always thought it was just a verb “to sought” which means to find or gather)

Oh the Spanish subs are correct, I’ll just watch it with the double subs thing with Spanish and English

There’s just 1 part with 14 minutes left and nothing’s solved yet, agh

“I don’t prefer men. I love a man” k

Till the end, it was a show that was below mediocre to varying degrees in all aspects (the acting was mediocre, I didn’t care about these characters, the storyline/writing was much below mediocre). The 7.4 on MDL should’ve warned me away rip but it looked like mindless fluff and I kinda got that.

Episode 4 was enjoyable I think and the main actors + P’Aeko were nice to look at. I looked at the Love Stage!! MDL Cast but Aeko’s actor doesn’t even appear there, is this her only work? 

Anyway, after Bad Buddy and Not Me, I had to watch some mediocre or bad shows to reset my expectations, so I’ll consider this show to have done the same after The Gifted duology. 

Rating: 5/10

[rnaryjune]

OH HELL YEA CAST LIST TIME

let’s do some (inevitably wrong) first impressions, shall we?

(following is based on cast bios ONLY, haven’t watched any interviews

Steve: he’s either a derrick or a glenn and it’s a little hard to say which but im leaning towards glenn. that being said i agree with the whole “don’t have a strategy thing” because he’s right, this show can be too unpredictable. however, should have at least *some* outline about what he wants to do. wanna say he’s gonna make it at least to week 2

Sam: YOOOOOOOO WHY SHE GOT THE “I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER” HAIRCUT SHE’S ONLY 27 SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT. i get the distinct feeling mom won’t like her which means i almost certainly will. i like her strategy because. same. but also im intrigued that she called the show a social experiment cause like....it’s been so long since anyone’s really seen the show in that way. it’s kinda nice tbh. anyway imma keep an eye on her.

Haleigh: WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE AARYN FLASHBACKS OH HELL NO SHE THINKS DERRICK WAS *CUTE* ARE YOU *SHITTING ME* like okay imma feel bad if she’s actually decent but i mean. she’s from texas. and she likes derrick. which is the safest fucking choice man come ON. she’ll make it to jury before being backstabbed by an all-guy alliance tbh. sidenote: chainsaws and crossing the street are absolUTELY reasonable fears tbh.

Kaycee: okay i immediately wanna like her but why the hell is a pro football player in this game like what do THEY need the money for. i mean it’s not as bad as fr*nkie grande but still. well anyway she’s gonna be one of those women you THINK is gonna kick ass at physical comps but ends up giving it up to the guys who end up backstabbing her and HANG ON WAIT SHE LIKES *CODY*? FUCKING MCFUCKWAD *CODY*? OH HELL NO okay tbf if she just means from a game standpoint like. i *guess* but also there are just. so many other ppl u could choose cody is weak sauce as a choice. ALSO HOLD UP SHE GAY? THIS GIRL IS A ROLLERCOASTER FIRST I LIKE HER THEN I DON’T IDK IM SO ON THE FENCE WITH HER. then again mom probs won’t like her so im kinda obligated to ka;dshflkasdhflksadfk

Tyler: oh BOY. HE SAID HE’S “QUESTIONABLE” KHSALFHADSFLKA oh lord i can already tell ppl are gonna stan him cause he named victor zach and dan as his faves and like. maybe one outta three is good lmaoooo. (victor was okay i *guess* but zach? pfffffffffffft) im sorry it’s a no from me im not feeling it. curious to see if he’s gonna be sweet or if he’s a complete ditz.

Bayleigh: bayleigh and haleigh alright sure bbcasting. “i call ppl out irl” oh hell. she’s not gonna last. im sorry i wish she would but i already see them picking on her and sending her out. i really really really wanna be wrong but like do u SEE another black woman in the house. uggggggggggggggh not looking forward to the ugly shit they’re gonna say this season. fucking hell casting can u be more diverse pls im so tired of just seeing y’all fill spots with the usual suspects. anyway bayleigh has a sweet smile and i love that she chose donny as her fave; unfortunately ppl who choose donny never seem to make it far.

Kaitlyn: a life coach oh brother. “im gonna use my messages from my guides” oh LORD. okay she might be nice but she ain’t gonna last. honestly so far i think she’s gonna be the first to go.

Winston: this the one mom is probs gonna like (actually come to think of it maybe tyler too). he writes love notes to his dog? oh mom’s definitely gonna love him. KHAEIFHAEOFSFDL okay ryan reynolds i can kinda see but justin timberlake? who the hell saw THAT. anyway hard to read him but imma say a tentative yes cause i see potential

Angie: oh LORD. i shoulda known she liked joey cause soon as i saw her i was like well there’s joey sdajlhslhsdfl. she’ll get on with kaitlyn. maybe try and do an all-girls alliance? but like. ya gotta win comps to pull anything off. and i don’t see it. might actually be the first to go. next.

JC: holy SHIT i can’t tell u how glad i am he said he liked josh and not fr*nkie or zach. mom is almost certain to not like him so i gotta. do i think he’ll last? proooooobably not but we shall see.

Brett: okay no THIS is the one mom’s gonna like. oh my god he’s an IDIOT HE FUCKING SAID “TROPHY” TO DESCRIBE HIMSELF DJLAHODFHAEOIFEOIF MAYBE HE’S JUST CONCEITED IDK. vehement is a good word but like hmmmm not sure it’s a great character descriptor. oh god yea he IS conceited i HATE him so yea mom’s def gonna like him.

Angela: oh she gonna get with brett. she sees herself in rachel @god pls i would be so down for a rachel 2.0. anyway aside from her shit taste in men because im calling it now she’s gonna get with brett, i think i like her. she’s probs gonna be the worst woman this season tho lol

Scottie: hello oddball man u will never be dentist johnny though. oh man this guy’s gonna be annoying as hell. he likes evel dick which...i know y’all hate him and i understand why but i’ll be damned if he isn’t one of the most iconic players. anyway im fine with that hOWEVER IDC UR A 26-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN HE JUST WANTS TO GET SOME TAIL which actually he might with kaitlyn idk. anyway pass.

Faysal: i kinda like him but idk how well he’s gonna do. once again hard to read but i see potential.

Rachel: SPEAKING OF RACHEL 2.0. AND SHE’S ACTUALLY A VEGAS PERSON OMFG. oddly enough she likes britney oh man this is great yea sorry she’s top of my list just because i really really want her to be good and she probably won’t be bUT

Chris: gotta disagree that derrick is better than paul but aside from that i mean. he’s kinda right wrt paul? like would i say top 5? ...probably not but paul WAS a good player. a shitty person but a good player. do i think he was “robbed” of the half million? no dude blew up his own game TWICE he got what he deserved he’ll be okay. anyway. DUDE I ALWAYS WANTED TO BRING A NOTEBOOK IN THE HOUSE TOO BLESS. okay yea no i like him i think he’ll be underestimated and tbh i really wanna see him go far.