#xyz cream

[maretriarch]

turns out how not to be deficient in fat in your diet is to stop eating only low fat versions of foods

[xoxoemynn]

Every year I somehow forget that June/July is the busiest fucking time of year at work and it always takes me by complete surprise that it feels like I'm charging head first into a brick wall.

[mkxyz-fanpageog]

✨07/30/2023✨10:46✨

“C’mere ya BIG SOFTIE 🍦” - MK XYZ

[bibleofficial]

my mother got me a carry on suitcase but little does she know …. i alrdy ordered the one i actually wanted 3 days ago ALSKAKSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKS

[internalriot]

this is the shit that has my middle school aged sister convinced she needs to get wrinkle cream .

Are you done. Like is it over.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

I’m so fucking tired of every goddamn piece of user generated content being prefaced with “now I’m not saying xyz,” and “before yall come for me,” and “to get one thing out of the way, OBVIOUSLY thisthatandtheother,” like the way people have grown this VISCERAL FEAR this ABJECT TERROR at being misinterpreted by some gaggle of assholes whose only true hobby is to Be Angry Online is just….. honestly it’s so disgusting I want to vomit. genuinely it churns my fucking stomach to hear people qualifying their extremely benign fucking takes with a solid minute and a half of Please Utilize Critical Thinking Skills because nobody can so much list their favorite ice creams without getting Bean Souped anymore.

[aclowntiny]

Things Seventeen Do That Make Your Heart Flutter

I love these but also like when can I get a Seventeen *cries*

S.Coups

♡ Takes his voice a couple octaves lower to murmur sweet nothings between kisses

♡ Sits behind you with an arm wrapped across you protectively

♡ Texts you to make sure you got home safe if you ever go out late, have something scheduled in the evening, or go somewhere unfamiliar

♡ Moves your hair &/or shirt out of the way to press kisses to your shoulders

♡ Rolls up his sleeves slowly but firmly, looking genuinely a bit surprised that you're watching so intently

Jeonghan

♡ Calls you adorable with the fondest smile directed only at you

♡ Raises your joined hands up to his lips to press a kiss to the back of your hand

♡ Pulls you into bed with him, hands going to your hair as soon as you fall onto his chest

♡ Boops your nose, plays with your cheeks & nuzzles into them

♡ Teasingly swipes his tongue over your lips when you're kissing just to see what you do

Joshua

♡ Tells you this next song is for you as he takes his guitar pick from between his teeth, beginning a new melody

♡ Listens to you & makes eye contact so intently, a tornado could pass by behind you & he wouldn't even notice

♡ Holds the umbrella for you & kisses you in the rain like it's a movie scene

♡ His hands always gently rub your back when he hugs you

♡ Kisses your hand, then slowly takes his time all the way up your arm to your cheeks & finally your lips

Jun

♡ Tells you he just can't resist you, you know

♡ Pretends to bite you, every now & again very lightly actually giving the side of your face a joking bite

♡ When you're done laying down, takes both of your hands & swings you back up, making you feel like for just a second, you're flying

♡ Hypes you up constantly, telling you you're the most beautiful person ever in the whole world, actually

♡ Twirls you around the room when you're dancing just so he can admire you before reeling you in once more, your back against his chest as you move & sway as one

Hoshi

♡ Notices if you ever wear different perfume, leaning in & practically nuzzling your neck to get a sniff after he points it out

♡ Gives you the occasional little nip between kisses

♡ Holds you on his lap with both hands around your middle, resting his head on your shoulder with a huge smile as he lightly sways you

♡ When you're sitting at a table together, his foot finds your leg, hooking it & trying to pull you closer, giving a giggle or a smirk depending on how far he manages to pull you

♡ Finds excuses to slide his hands over your body as you two dance

Wonwoo

♡ Chuckles deeply & fondly when you start showing him affection

♡ Links your arms together when you share a book, pulling the pages a bit closer to his vision & you to his body

♡ Takes you to the most beautiful places, but his eyes hardly fall on the view because they won't leave you

♡ Tells everyone else to be quiet when you're speaking & considers your opinion first

♡ Gently lowers you into bed with a hand at the small of your back

Woozi

♡ Leans in & bites the tip of his pen softly as he listens to you intently

♡ Gently pulls your head onto his shoulder when you sit next to each other, his fingers ever-so-slightly running through your hair

♡ Lets you try his Seventeen ring on, smiling so widely if it fits you, too

♡ Always lets you play your favorite songs, even if he doesn't particularly like them

♡ Can't wait to spend time in private with you, because it's during the moments between only you two that he gives you the most passionate kisses

DK

♡ Sings you love songs, then bursts out into a wide, shy smile afterward

♡ Grabs your hands in his & makes you clap for both him & yourself depending on the situation

♡ Accepts any excuse to tell you xyz quality, situation, skill, or anything really is why he loves you

♡ Does love shots when you guys have drinks or even with your spoons in hand if you have ice cream

♡ Can't give you just one kiss, you'll get a ton of pecks before getting pulled into a more passionate one

Mingyu

♡ Caresses your cheek with the back of his hand

♡ Grins as he flexes & lets you hang off his arm, feeling so cool & looking just as confident

♡ Spends a whole day just to learn how to make your favorite dish with you at his side

♡ His eyes light up when you show him a new outfit you got, gaze drifting over all of it as he smiles Bigger & bigger, telling you how amazing you look in a wonder-filled tone

♡ Turns to steal a kiss on the lips when you lean in to press one to his cheek

The8

♡ Tells you he'd really like to kiss you- may he?

♡ Manages to take the most flattering pictures of you & when you comment such he remarks that that beauty is how he always sees you no matter what

♡ Lays his hands over yours to guide them as you paint a picture together

♡ Presses kisses to the shell of your ear when he looks over your shoulder

♡ Traces patterns on your back as you lay together

Seungkwan

♡ Remembers your drink order & surprises you with it as often as he can

♡ Absolutely melts into your kisses every single time, whether it's the first or the twentieth, his face breaking into the most precious smile

♡ Back hugs you, placing his hands over yours & resting his head in the crook of your neck

♡ Almost always holds your face in both hands when he kisses you, pulling you in so gently & taking his time as his lips move with yours

♡ Reminds you almost daily how much better this world is because it has you in it

Vernon

♡ Idly holds the strings of his hoodie between his lips

♡ Lets his hand slide down your jawline after he places his headphones on your head, pulling you in for a lazy kiss

♡ Reminds you that you can tell him anything, you know, expression solemn yet deeply loving

♡ Even if you're sitting at a table, he'll find a way to brush your knee with his

♡ Really casually will just tell you that you have really beautiful eyes, you know

Dino

♡ Holds your waist & guides you as he teaches you a new dance move

♡ Believes you can do anything, almost completely blind to obstacles as he expresses complete confidence in your ability to carry out your dreams & desires & show your skills anywhere

♡ Pulls up his shirt to wipe sweat off his forehead

♡ Whispers little jokes to you just to make you laugh & see your smile as you fall a little closer into him

♡ Surprises you with kisses at the most random times to keep you on your toes, giving a great big grin at your expression thereafter

[fenneckitsune]

WE ARE DOING THIS BRO

WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

Im so tempted to impulsively make a hatchery for these new drsgons cause so many of their genes are sick

[gowns]

oh and i want to add, about the homework.

this is a regular thing, it stresses her out. i know it stresses her out. i used to feel the exact same way about homework. i wanted to do it all as fast and as perfect as possible, and if i couldn't do that then the world was a fundamentally evil and unfair place.

so, i have told her, ever since they started assigning homework, that she does not have to do the homework. i've talked to her teachers, and we all agree -- it's 2nd grade, she does not "have" to do homework, it's just a way for teachers to keep track of how students are doing, and my kid is always acing all the tests and classwork and etc, so obviously she can do the work backwards and forwards.

it's just the very concept of like, she's been masking and trying to be so perfect all day, then she comes home and it's her safe space, and then she's like "wait, homework!! the thing that i have to do and turn in to continue to be perfect!"

and yes, we have had so many talks about it, and read books about it. ~mistakes are beautiful,~ ~homework sucks and most people agree you shouldn't have to do it~, ~perfectionism is like XYZ~, ~just trying your best is enough~, ~you are wonderful the way you are~

but it's just this huuuuge mental block for her hahaha. she does this to herself!! she makes it this large imposition, this sisyphean task, every week. the fucking homework packet, man.

and then, yeah, it's like clockwork, meltdown, meltdown, AUGHHH, then finally she locks in and does it all super quick and it's done.

...

and that's exactly how i used to do it.

...

and uh. might just be exactly how i continue to get work done.

...

anyway. yeah.

i mean, being conscious of your mental limitations is great. having the language for it is great. talking about it is great. doesn't always get rid of it or re-route the patterns though, haha. sometimes... you will just continue crafting your own little obstacles and breaking through them like a goaded minotaur, over and over again, no matter how many pep talks you've had...

...

[i will always love the way that we learn from each other and grow more in self-awareness together]

...

anyway yeah homework sucks and work sucks, we should just be eating cookies and ice cream at an optimal temperature every day, i agree w/ her

[skst8497]

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[nayialovecat]

The Ink Demonth 2024 - Day 8. Line

Undoubtedly, Bertrum's Carousel is the favourite attraction of all Searchers who come to Bendyland, which is why there are always long lines. But that doesn't matter - standing in line is part of the fun. And an ideal place for a first date, a social meeting, a short nap or reading a book to the end.

All of the Ink People shown in the image above are Searchers - as you can see, the ink bodies are as diverse (and beautiful) as the flesh ones. This picture could actually be used to promote the slogan that "all bodies are beautiful." Who did it? Any body cream or gel for women? I don't remember… (I mean, I know the name of the company - but I don't want to do crypto-advertising here, especially since I don't like them very much and I don't use their cosmetics - so you don't have to write in the comments that it was xyz. Thank you.)

[lionsongfr]

~Some XYZ Chrysocolla/Malachite scries~

Azure/Abyss/Radioactive -Ultramarine/Lapis/Saffron

Gloom/Stonewash/Thistle -Moon/Iris/Obsidian

Pearl/Ice/Mist -Blood/Turquoise/Garnet

Umber/Sunset/Grapefruit -Driftwood/Flint/Pistachio

Cinnamon/Spruce/Cream -Cornflower/Robin/Maize

[mkxyz-fanpageog]

✨09/13/2023✨

[lumiolivier]

You know, people can have all the headcanons about Hawks they want. I'm not going to stop them. But you can't tell me than he ever had anything of his own.

Yes, that boy's got one of the most incredible skincare routines you will ever see...Because the Hero Commission hired a dermatologist to create it for him.

Yes, he's got a top notch sense of fashion...because of the stylists hired by the Hero Commission.

Yes, he's got xyz hobby...Because it was approved by the Hero Commission.

You know his tragic backstory. When you're coming up with headcanons, you can't just forget that. It's part of him. Unfortunately. Buuuuuuuuuuuut...

I will say this.

His little secret pleasures behind the Hero Commission's back? Like, say, him being fantastic at rhythm games? Him going to get ice cream after a mission even though the Hero Commission says it's against his diet plan? His little freedoms he gives himself includingbutnotlimitedtohisrelationshipwithdabiwhosaidthatnotme?

Those are my favorites. <3

[28ms28]

Well well well look who wants to understand my driver rankings. Welcome to this long-ass post where i explain my crimes.

Short answer: My top 4 drivers are Charles Leclerc, Max Verstappen, Oscar Piastri and George Russell in that particular order and the rest of them are not fixed and are interchangeable with each other!

and my favourite team is Ferrari but i think you must have gathered that from my pinned post.( I will be biased be warned )(i also support Williams!!)(yes im always suffering thanks for asking)

and my take on RPF you ask? my answer is yeah sure why not. (you might catch me posting about lestappen!)(just memes i lack the cognitive function required to write)(also emphasis on the big F in rpf, I don't think all of them are actually in love with each other obv)(I just like parallels okay.)

mostly this blog is for shits and giggles but sometimes i get serious lmao

Long answer :

well first of all i want you to know that i don't hate any drivers so don't come up to me saying that you hate XYZ cause they have upset you or your driver. i won't like that. keep your hatred to yourself and we'll be fine <3 i will only hate them if they have committed heinous crimes in their personal lives(for example nikita mazepin f that guy).

and if I'm trash-talking a driver or if you think I'm trash-talking a driver (which I don't do) it's probably cause I'm frustrated with them atm, come morning I will forget about it because it does not affect my life and it should not affect yours either

LOL I warned you about this like I get complaints but no I'm very polite i promise no one has ever said a bad thing about me.

As always I'm not forcing my thoughts and rankings on you because you're your own person but you are very much welcome to join forces with me lol

My driver ratings and reasons as to why I love them are all at the end of 2024 season and everything below top 4 isn't fixed and can change!! Also as you will soon find out these rankings are deeply unserious and are NOT solely based on their racing and accomplishments it's a mix of everything and my personal preferences (which CAN change so if you provide me reasons to stan them I'm all ears) so yeah just keep that in mind.

1. Charles Leclerc

(Track Menace who is also Pookie Bear) (unintentionally funny) (just an inchident) (canonically listens to sad songs after bad races) (piano man was at some point higher in the iTunes chart than at the actual championship standings) (clueless cringefail loser) (Ice-cream man) (14 year old Max Verstappen's nightmare) (best qualifier on the grid imo) (idk something about someone who is on course for achieving greatness and will not stop until he achieves it no matter the cost, something about so much sacrifices for something he got soo close to achieving something that did not work out in the end something about how he devotes himself to Ferrari like no one else could before him something about how fate chose him to be in that seat something about how he made it look easy something about how it looked like the way was paved for him something red red red idk something about web weaving) (dogdad) (we love Leo) (went to Lewis Hamilton school of naming his dog after his rival) (oh and dreams about community services with said rival) (very strong mental health and even bigger therapy bills) (did i mention he's il predestinato of the tifosi) (biggest Ferrari fan) (only one who knows how to race max verstappen) (he was an ankle biting child see any photos of his childhood as proof) (everybody is maxplaining victim he's a maxplaining enjoyer) (suffers from middle child syndrome) (Seb's Ferrari child) (committed parricide on Sebastian Vettel in 2019 and 2020)

2. Max Verstappen

(pookiest pookie to ever pookie, track lion, big brother, catdad, certified victim ,4 time world champ, deserves so much more love, so so so incredibly talented, he's just a shy boy your honour ,free my man he did all of it but yeah vibes, because I'm dutch, fifa legend(just online), Danny kvyat has nightmares about him, geography nerd, has zero skills in any other physical sport, is planning to become a sim racer, tu tu tu du max verstappen (fun lore about Max did you know this guy was ranked 21st in the world in ultimate fifa in 2018(or was it 2016?? Doesn't matter) like can you imagine being that insane like bro you are a f1 driver in a top team like pls ??) (community service enjoyer) (certified yapper) (is terrified of fuel stations(jos verstappen when I catch you) ) (#1 lecfosi) (cringefail loser and he knows it) (teammate destroyer) (has read every rule in the rulebook and knows how to break every rule in the rulebook legally ofc all legally) (Seb's redbull child) (on his way to break most of Seb's record just to spite the old man)

(And is friends with an old Austrian man somehow)

3. Oscar Piastri

(Pookie bear, Mark Webbers child that has Sebastian Vettel's evil aura (Mark you will never know peace), koala, polite cat, eldest sibling energy, Android lover, Carlos Sainz's nightmare gremlin, loves cricket(cannot play well bless his heart), #1 lestappen shipper(I respect that) is also somehow the eldest of the lestappen children(his granddads are Webbanso) ) ( Him and Fernando have plotted the downfall of alpine) (I have a feeling he hates Zak brown deep down which I agree with) (grill the grid champ(like I said aura of Seb Vettel))(his one lap pace might not have been that great this season but i assure you he makes up for it in his racecraft)(also its his 2nd year cut him some slack)

4. George Russell

(British individual(derogatory), king of radio messages (oh crikey), has an evil aura which is probably why he gets along with Nando, makes amazing powerpoints(facts!!), head of the gdpa and he takes it V.E.R.Y seriously probably the admin to the f1 driver group chat, part-time driver part-time strategist, he's a better driver than people give him credit for unpopular opinion but I think he can be a wdc or least a close wdc contender if given the right car I think if he was in lando's car in 2024 he probably would have taken the fight to max idk about winning but he's for sure no easy breeze, f3 and f2 wdc too, very memefiable or wotever the word is) ( T pose)(t.a.l.l.)(one sweaty boi)(a very very good qualifier i swear you guys are sleeping on this guy)

5. Lewis Hamilton

(7-time world champion, goat behaviour, was friends with P Diddy, rich cool wine aunt, #blessed, fashionista, Hammertime, Fernando Alonso's nightmare gremlin, don't ever mention 2016 in front of him, is haunted by Nico Rosberg, is neighbours with Nico Rosberg, will avoid Greece for the rest of his life, had a very public divorce, thus vegan, Silverstone 2008 you will always be famous, this Barbie is an f1 driver, still we rise guys, Toto Wolff and David Croft will sacrifice their bloodline for him, certified Micheal Massi hater, certified Bottas lover, we love him and Seb being the activists on the grid, this is getting manipulated man, did not survive Abu Dhabi 2021, did not survive Abu Dhabi 2016, has had caps thrown at him, Left family for Italian mafia, uncle I beg you please get your qualifying form back pls pls, is embarrassed by those toxic #teamlh and you cannot convince me otherwise, has let 2 baddies named Nico slip from him, ISS THAT GLOCK???, Bono my tyres are gone)

6. Carlos Sainz

(Spanish chilli, smooth operator, dog lover, says bye to his racing career after 2024( no wait let me tell you something let me finish let m- *shot*), certified zoning out( Carlos has been called to the stewards), Lewis Hamilton hater prolly, certified Fred vassuer hater, poor guy really he leaves whenever a team is getting good like come on, has had very good teammates and has been friends with them, in 2025 will become the third person in history to have raced for Ferrari, McLaren and Williams, I feel like he lacks a bit of aggressiveness in his racing like he operates smoothly and intelligently sure but yk you should have a bite yk )(whenever he finds this said bite and aggressiveness it's usually against his teammate I'm observing you Carlos I'm noticing)( loves Lando Norris, golf master but humble about it, Maria Karey, one of the mature drivers on the grid, excellent at all sports, James aeiou has a crush on him, Lana del Ray coded, him and max were torro rosso nepo babies).

7. Lando Norris

(twitch streamer first f1 driver second, McLaren boy, hates papaya rules, has been multi21nd, mental health has been made very public by his own goddamn team, party-boy and DJ, fakes knowing how to play COD and Fortnite, very consistent racing good for him, terrified of first laps and poles, best friends with last laps and fastest laps(let's go Lando), shit at golf and geography but it's okay he makes up for it by being funny, probably misses being Carlos's teammate, but like Carlos lacks a bit of aggressiveness that is required, McLaren PR's nightmare gremlin, opposite of polite cat, has somehow managed to anger every fanbase and his car is the sole reason for the unification of RedBull, Ferrari and Mercedes, has been dealing with the wrath of Australia since 2021, at the end of the day just a curly haired guy ).

8. Fernando Alonso

(Spanish devil , Disney villain ahh character, 2005 and 2006 world champ, is looking for his 33rd win, Michael Schumacher's nightmare gremlin, grumpy old man first f1 driver second, lance lover(rare), Lawrence stroll's sugar baby, fast, prime Alonso I am scared of you, goat behaviour, holds a special grudge against McLaren and Lewis Hamilton(Alonso is sick of his ass), no more radio for the rest of the race, believes in karma, has dated Taylor swift apparently but is in love with Mark Webber( Jenson button is also somewhere in there), is known as El padre and has an el plan(everyone should be afraid), racecraft out of this world, 2005 Suzuka you will always be famous, all de time you have to leave da space, Alonso radio my love, aggressive but good racing the likes of which I have never seen and probably never will, what do mean by "I knew he'd brake earlier because he has 2 kids and a wife at home" like who says that what what??, worse career decisions than Ferrari strategies, bad luck so much bad luck, so chaotic so much chaos, has adopted Oscar and has plotted the downfall of alpine with him, Flavio haunts him, do not bring up Singapore 2008 in front of him especially not if Felipe Massa is present there, has driven the 2014 Ferrari and has not recovered from it, has outlasted Renault in formula one (wild), give Fernando Alonso 5 more points and he would be a 5 time wdc (even more wild), bye bye I'm still the bad guy)

9. Alex Albon

(alabonoo) ( bff with George Russell) ( is bullied by George Russell) (golf wag first f1 driver second) ( James aeiou has a favourite and it's Alex Albon) ( Alex really said I'm Thai first and a colonizer second and good for you Alex) (2020 Alex and 2022 onwards Alex are different people okay?) ( he's a consistent racer much like Lando but he makes mistakes more often, under pressure working is maybe not his forte sorry pals) ( he's a really nice dude tho and really funny as well ) ( dude has a Chipotle member card as one of his essentials and you tell me I'm not supposed to love him come on be reasonable)(he has his own zoo he's a certified pet owner) ( if I had the money for that amount of pets I would do the same Alex I get it ) (also he's a Ferrari fan so you just know bro is always on hopium) (I think he gets put under the radar often but he's great) ( he seems to be a chill dude imo)(we both love lily)

10. Nico Hulkenberg

(German but like in a cool way) ( has been giving dad energy before he was a dad) ( called Hulk but is probably the calmest person on the grid) ( give my man Bruce Banner his podium nah it's not even funny anymore he deserves so much better than that) ( he's won le mans on his first try yk give him the Redbull seat for godsakes) (Nico is so cheeky like I know he's a gen x or something but like I see the genz potential yk) (Audi better have a car good enough for a podium I swear to god if we say bye to him before a podium I'm uhm I'm uh I'm gonna cry).

11. Yuki Tsunoda

(anime boi) (wants a restaurant before he wants a world championship and I respect that Yuki) (has an evil aura) (certified hothead because he's a certified good chef) (has the bitch spirit to be a Redbull driver but is not. because of Horner issues) (Yuki does make the occasional mistakes but like he's far better than the alt no?) (in the words of Yuki "idk man wotever") (too much anger for too small body) (is in love with Pierre Gasly) (is bullied by Pierre Gasly) (everybody loves Yuki even Nando is a fan)(tbf nandos a fan of anyone who has an evil aura) (people are terrified of Yuki radio as they rightfully should be) (Yuki is nightmare gremlin of every race engineer).

12. Pierre Gasly

(French but like from the north of France)(known for being French and Max Verstappen's teammate thus known for being fucked over by Redbull, also known for his revenge win in Monza) ( he's just a great driver like if given the right car he can fight at the top and win he's not on Max and Charles level yet but I feel like around George and better than Lando) ( he's also a good qualifier maybe it has something to do with speaking French who knows but yeah amazing what he can do in that shit alpine) (unfortunately he has a severe case of resting bitch face but he's very nice actually unless you are Esteban then he's not very nice) (yeah he also has the brocedes case of childhood best friends turned enemies but like French and he's very much Lewis in that way which means he would much rather ignore estie bestie than talk about him e.v.e.r)( oh and he loves one Japanese boi)(i swear they got something going on man)(pierreeee gasllyyyyy)

13. Kevin Magnussen

(Kmag the Viking) (my god nobody races like kmag lol) Okay so maybe I put him this high because he's a track terror to everyone but like watcha want me to do? Not acknowledging kmag's great defending is a crime, he is here to cause menace no matter how many penalty points he gains or races he's banned from he's really coming for Ocon's penalty points honour tbh. Shame really that this is his last season... just when things got interesting *sigh* (off the track he's a chill girldad) (hulk and kmag had an enemies-to-lovers story arc and I think that's beautiful)(kmag you legend)

14. Esteban Ocon

(he's French, he's from Normandy in France which is the north of France so you just know he was a bored child) (he and Pierre were bored babies) (which is probably why he races the way he does lol) (5-second penalty for Ocon) (no but seriously this guy has mad potential but also he's a mad teammate killer and not in a good way) (he has made a way for himself in formula one and he belongs here it's just that maybe if he tried targeting people other than his teammates he would make it much easier for himself) (he's a very cheerful person irl)(they love him for his nice kindness friendly boy swag)(big Marvel fan) (gives very early teenage boy vibes) (softie at heart) (cannot for the life of him pronounce squirrel)(oh he also loves lance(rare)) (Estie bestie is on the podium babyyy)

15. Daniel Riccardo

(Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi ) (damn Daniel) (it's not tears it's athlete sweat ) (I mean I knew it was time to go but still it didn't have to be this way it's okay tho Danny is enjoying retirement and dirt bikes) (yeah the performance was just not there for Danny boi not that we could see it anyway because of vcarbs shit strategy or whatever they call it) (I miss prime Daniel he was such an annoyance to Sebastian)(2014 Daniel took the Australian revenge on Seb for his crimes against Mark Webber) (but yeah Daniel you go out of this sport with lots of love and a fastest lap)(ki ki aye)

16. Valtteri Bottas

(Finnish when he was in Mercedes but is officially Australian since then) ( Bottas more like Bott-ass get what I mean) (I mean that he has a weird obsession with his gluteus maximus) (Valtteri pls I beg you stop this behaviour) (10 time Grand Prix winner Valtteri has nightmares about James aeiou) (Valtteri it's James) (he's pretty chill all he cares about is racing, cyclist girlfriend, and his mullet+moustache(not necessarily in that order)) also here's a sad fact since Valtteri won't be on the grid next year it would be the first time a Finnish racer is not in the grid since 1989 yeah everybody is waiting for Robin Raikkonen now.

17. Sergio Perez

(Checo damn man what happened) (no 2 Redbull driver curse got to checo) (he was doing so good in racing point like Sakhir 2020 my beloved last to first, man what a performance that was) (he is capable of doing such great things but nooo bro gets knocked out in q1 more than he has reached q3) (Redbull killed the dawg in him man) (certain Austrian man haunts his nightmares and no it's not Niki Lauda) (he and Logan are the nightmare gremlins for mechanics)(even when he performs it's usually in no human right countries so he's not really helping the allegations) ( this poor Latina I swear to god) (he can't drive and he's up and about with other women(Taylor swift 1989 reference) aye aye aye(checo go home to your wife and children).

18. Logan Sargeant

(American) (bald eagle noises) (collective groan of William mechanics) (sorry logie bear)(James aeiou shall face the wrath of Jenson button it's ok) (first American to score points in f1 since 1993 that's 30 years so yaaay!!) (American history will be kind to you Logan)(not sure about f1 history tho) (your last gift to us was a sick ass album cover and I respect it) (if only he knew what a kilometre was * sigh*)(bye bye miss American pie).

19. Zhou Guanyu

(China boy) (another alpine escapee) (Zhou I'm sorry but you're not him anymore) (I miss pre-Silverstone 2022 Zhou where has my dawg gone man) (Zhou may not be as good of a racer now but he makes it up by being a fashionista) (tbf to him that Sauber stake monstrosity is not really helpful so) (also he is a catdad and had an emo phase through f3) (Fernando fanboy)(He's the first Chinese to ever race in f1 I think he's done his country proud) (He's also a proud Valtteri lover)

Okay so rookies next I did not include them here well because they have had like on avg 6 races soo

1. Oliver bearman

2. Franco Colapinto

(ollie) (what a wonderful job he has done my god) (p7 in Jeddah on a day's notice wow dude) (he's driving for Haas in 2025 and his teammate is Esteban and honestly I can't wait for this dynamic both of them wanna impress so bad (also if anything goes wrong he already have a meme for it: my condolences!! ifykyk)) also points in Baku after he passed his teammate (tell me you are a lestappen child w/o telling me you're a lestappen child) what I've seen from him I can tell he's very relentless that's good(also he's the most employed unemployed person ever) (also I heard people criticising him by commenting on his current f2 season like babe did u see his rookie f2 season?? that's why he's here not because of this year but last year and he's not doing bad this year it's just the car is shit but yeah he was at one point higher in the f1 standings than in f2 so I get why people are confused lol) (also he's super likeable very Genz very demure very mindful) (Ferrari has grown him in a lab with utmost care so he's very much a PR baby)(oh yeah also he's in love with Kimi Antonelli) (and the way I see it bearnelli is so much like an old married couple of that are so fond of each other I have no other option than to stan)

(Frankie baby) (Argentinian and very proud) (is very funny) (is also very genz) (sent James aeiou into a crisis by doing a better job than Alex Albon) (scored 4 times the amount of points than his predecessor in his 2nd race) (looks like Senna goes for the gap like Senna( in racing!! in racing!! calm down man)) (he deserves his place in f1 next year my god) (like the racecraft he has shown is very impressive I'm impressed and so is very f1 team even if he does not get the seat next year I doubt people are gonna forget about him believe me he will be in the talks still) (like I said he's not even had a full f2 season when he was called in for Williams and yet the incredible pace he has shown is fantastic) (has all the 30+ aged drivers enthralled with him and I don't blame them I would be too) (also he refers to estie bestie as the Frenchman so where do I submit my stan card??) (oh and he has been adopted by Max Verstappen)

3. Liam Lawson

(aka New Zealand's revenge on Australia) (he did a fantastic job in 2023 and has been doing a fantastic job in 2024) (his idol is Lighting McQueen.....so now that everybody knows that he's Genz you can probably understand why he is beefing with Nando and Checo(boomers) (I think he drives aggressively but not as smoothly he is yet to find a balance it looks like but hey it's working out for him no?)(off the track he's quite an expressive person but I don't think we have seen much of his personality he's friendly for sure and I mean he's a cars fan like come on he's a Pixar kid) (idk something about him says yeah I'm Genz but I still go on Facebook) (not that it's bad not saying the vibes are bad just Liam show more personality).

So that's pretty much it let me kno-what ? what do you mean I forgot someone oh lance?? yeah no I didn't forget I just have nothing to say really just that i expect better from him.

You see i view lance as an outlier, cause i know he's a great person, lovable, fun to be around, you can tell, look at the secret santa videos you can tell just from that, he's got that typical canadian aura, and although I made fun of him saying "lance lover(rare)" it's not actually rare, most of the drivers love lance the person. hell I love lance the person. I just don't understand lance the driver cause sometimes he's good fantastic even but the other times from what I see he does somethings that don't sit right with me. I also understand that people are too quick to jump on the hate train when it comes to lance but I'm not like that I don't hate him just making that clear.

Also I assume many of you saw charles being my fav and must have thought me to be one of 'those' fans(that you people keep talking about idk I've never seen one) but I promise Im not like that 😭 can't believe I have to make this clear lol. I refuse to put down a driver to make mine look good okay?

PLS READ these rankings are in my opinion and my opinion only. no hate to anyone!!

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16 Wound Care Tips

DISCLAIMER: I’m not a doctor. The most medical advice you’re gonna get in here is ‘you should probably see a doctor if you see xyz’. I can’t definitively say if something’s infected or not, nor tell you about your specific circumstances.

TW for references to self-harm, and for somewhat graphic descriptions of wounds.

1. Your skin has 3 layers. The surface-level one is the epidermis; the white stuff beneath that is the dermis; and the yellowish stuff beneath that is the hypodermis. Any wounds that go deeper than the dermis need urgent medical care. Anything that goes deeper than the hypodermis is an emergency.

2. Deeper wounds are more likely to get infected than shallow ones. Unfortunately, deeper infections are also generally more dangerous than shallow ones. General things to look out for that signal infection are: redness; rash; a sense of heat in the wound; inflammation; red lines radiating from the wound; swelling; blistering; crust around the wound; impaired healing; pain; pus; and other discharge. (Note: a healthily healing wound may also produce some translucent-ish discharge. However, if the discharge is very yellow or very opaque, it’s time to see a doctor.)

2.5. One type of infection of the dermis or hypodermis is called cellulitis, and is a Very Bad Thing. As in medical emergency bad. As in will-spread-very-quickly-and-potentially-become-extremely-dangerous bad. Cellulitis usually looks like a red area (with soft borders), and tends to be painful to touch. Cellulitis can turn up anywhere on your body, but is most common on the legs.

2.75. If you have a fever with ANY of the aforementioned symptoms, go straight to hospital. Fever, in this context, tends to signal infection.

3. It’s better to kill an infection before it starts than to wait for symptoms. Wound care is best when it’s preventative. Wash your wounds - yes, even if they’re small - with water + soap, then use a topical antiseptic, such as povidine-iodine or chlorhexidine (that’s bepanthen). You can either get a dropper and drop it directly onto the wound, or get some gauze and swab it on yourself. Generally, covering this with a bandaid is a good idea, as it’ll stop stuff getting into the wound. If it’s relatively shallow, maybe you can get away with leaving it uncovered, but I’d err on the side of caution.

3.5. Do not put rubbing alcohol directly on your wounds - it’ll irritate the skin. However, if you are currently self-harming and seeking to minimise harm, rubbing alcohol can be used to clean any tools. (Clean before AND after, people!)

4. Some antiseptics and antibiotics are provided as creams or ointments. The difference between these is basically how much water they have in ‘em. Creams have more water, so rub into the skin. Ointments have less water, and sit on the wound instead of being rubbed into it. Don’t attempt to rub the ointment in and spread it thin as a result. You can be generous with ointment. Ointment is great, but will stain your clothes - so, it can help to cover it up with a dressing of some kind.

5. Wound dressings are anything you can put on the wound to stop stuff getting in. Wounds will heal faster if you cover them up - no, taking off the bandaid to ‘air it out’ will not, in fact, accelerate healing. Wound dressing options include (but are not limited to): bandages (good for when you need to apply pressure, which is to say anything deep); plasters (good for convenience); gauze + medical tape (more breathable, though I’m not sure of the benefits here). Change wound dressings at least once a day (unless otherwise instructed).

6. Bandaids and medical tape will leave adhesive on your skin. Wash it off with soap and water - otherwise, the sticky stuff builds up, and if you’ve got skin sensitivities, they might get flared up. If wound dressings are causing you continual flare-ups even when you wash the adhesive off, consider using a wound-prep wipe before dressing the wound (but consult with your doctor if it’s infected - I do not know the protocol here). And, for that matter, consult with your doctor anyway if you’re reacting to wound dressings - you might wanna get that checked out.

7. Your dermis contains some blood vessels, nerve endings, and hair follicles. If you hit a blood vessel, it will bleed a lot. So, if you see considerable bleeding:

If it is bright red and it spurts in time with your pulse, this is probably an artery. GO TO HOSPITAL IF YOU SEE THIS KIND OF BLEEDING. IT IS AN EMERGENCY.

If the bleeding is darker but more constant, you’ve probably hit a vein. If this doesn’t stop bleeding in 10 minutes, go to hospital. Put pressure on it in the meantime.

For the record, veins and arteries are not, in fact, bright red and bright blue like they are in textbooks. You will not know that you’re about to hit one until you do. Nerves are similarly difficult to see, but if an injury hits a nerve, it’ll be painful - either it’ll have an electric quality, a burning sensation, or it’ll sting like buggery.

8. The hypodermis contains: more nerves and blood vessels, as well as subcutaneous fat. Fat looks yellow and, uh, bean-like. If you see fat, it’s time to go to urgent care.

8.5. If you go below the hypodermis, go to A&E. I don’t care if it’s small - NOW.

9. Deep wounds may gape - that’s to say that they look, well, open. These wounds will heal quicker if you try to hold them closed to bring the skin walls together - that’s to say that steri-strips and butterfly bandages are your friend. Bear in mind that gaping wounds tend to be deep, so consider getting the wound looked at by a professional before trying to hold it closed at home.

Generally, after 48 hours, it’s unlikely that you’ll be given stitches, even if the wound was deep enough that it ought to have been stitched (that is: hypodermis or deeper). So, if it looks like it’s gonna need stitches (gaping or deep), go get stitches sooner rather than later. A good doctor or nurse will not judge you for whatever reason you’re seeking help.

10. Some skin areas are more prone to infection than others. (See: moist areas; legs; groin/lower abdomen.)

11. Don’t clean your wounds with tissue, paper towel, or toilet paper, as the materials tend to break up, and can leave a fun residue in the wound. Gauze swatches, cotton buds, and clean towels are your friend here.

12. Don’t put makeup on open wounds.

13. For deep wounds: in my experience with dermatillomania, these don’t tend to look like they fill in layer-by-layer so much as they just shrink/thin out. If it looks like it’s filling in in layers/healing slowly or healing in a way that’s incomplete, it’s time to see your doctor. For shallow wounds: if it darkens/goes yellow as it fills in, rather than scabbing, it’s time to see your doctor.

14. If you’re given a course of oral antibiotics, you need to finish the whole damn pack. Yes, even if you seem to have gotten better. Not finishing your dose, unless you’re specifically medically instructed to, may lead to the infection returning. Do not take that risk.

15. If antibiotics seem to be failing to clear things up, it’s time to see a doctor. Many funky things could be at play, but it’s not something you wanna take a risk on.

16. Check when you last had a tetanus shot. If you’re not sure, or if it’s since expired, get another tetanus shot.