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Hey so its the first time I ever request something but I don't have money to buy the xod dlc and I'm craving bae content atm.

How about like how would he react or act with a gn reader who isn't that much of a jerk but is best friends with JB and also fits perfectly his, at least physical, type? It can be a headcanon, one shot or whatever you want, I just really wanna read something about him lmao

♦ Bae with someone who's his type ♦

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► A/N: OMG A BAE REQUEST! I LOVE BAE. HE'S ONE OF MY FAVE GUYS I WAS SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS!!

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Bae is the kind of person who deeply admires aesthetics;

He has dozens of different frames for his glasses just so that he can match them to his designer clothing;

So finding someone who fits his exact type would pique his interest;

Not enough that he’d stop being a snobbish wimp, of course;

But as someone who likes admiring cute things he’d make some effort to be around you more often;

He doesn’t even try to be subtle about it;

He’d find excuses to talk to you and give you the occasional compliment, although with his permanently sarcastic tone of voice and general attitude it’s really hard to tell if he’s being genuine;

And because he’s Bae, of course, he’d condescendingly give you advice;

Even more often than he does to most people, actually;

He’d suggest you style your hair in a specific way or another because it “looks better”;

And if you indulge him and wear your hair that way the following morning… Well, I’m sorry, but he’d take it as permission to act as your personal stylist;

He’d keep recommending specific hairstyles and outfits to you and if you didn’t wear them he’d be very patronizing about it;

Oh, and Bae would act like what he’s doing is a huge favour to you instead of the reality, that is that he thinks you’re cute and acts like you’re his doll;

If you manage to be best friends with JB, it means you have a high tolerance for people with huge egos, so being around Bae isn’t really that challenging;

JB would be happy to be able to spend time with both of you and would gladly welcome him hanging around;

Enough that JB, Bae and you become a little trio;

Other students at SSB will either think you’re a saint or be incredibly worried about your sanity for hanging around the jerks willingly;

But what can you say? Even if JB’s constant flirting with Bae bothers you a little, spending time with them leads to some very amusing situations, so it isn’t bad at all;

By the way— being the object of Bae’s interest and befriending him will lead to him giving you a few special nicknames, that he wouldn’t use when annoying talking to other people;

Oh, and regardless of your relationship being romantic or entirely platonic;

If he sees you in cute pyjamas he’s going to go absolutely feral;

I think the special nicknames are the point where JB would be 100% sure that he has a crush on you;

Sure, he acts a little different towards you, but the way he treats you is similar to how he’d sometimes treat Jeremy, another person he finds to be incredibly cute;

So she wouldn’t assume it to be romantic initially;

But when he calls everyone the same few nicknames it kind of stands out when he calls you something different;

She has an eye for gossip, and would start reading too much into every single interaction she witnesses between you;

And yeah, JB might have a bit of a crush on Bae (He’s an attractive jerk and therefore fits her criteria) but in a rare display of compassion, or maybe morbid curiosity as to how it’d play out, she decides to play cupid;

But, like Bae, JB is allergic to the idea of subtlety;

She would straight up tell you that she knows you have feelings for him and she thinks he very obviously likes you too;

And would proceed to feed you information about Bae;

Things that she learned from attending Jerksquad meetings and information Shiloh gathered for her;

Bae would not make a move until he’s forced to;

Being exactly his type wouldn’t change that, so unless you want to start dating him after graduating high school, making a move would be up to you;

He just thinks high school romances are silly and he intends to date to marry so he doesn’t want to waste time on something like this if it isn’t going to be serious;

And I do think his massive ego would kind of make him avoid a scenario in which he’s possibly rejected;

Anyways— if you do end up in a relationship, I don’t think that much would change;

Only that his insistence on dressing you up would grow and he’d go as far as to buy you outfits and accessories to wear;

He does have way too much money at his disposal and I think he’d genuinely have a lot of fun with it!

[dose-of-jellybean]

Jeremy headcanons

• Jeremy is trans. He began taking testosterone at the age of 16.

• He used to have longer, thicker hair until he insisted it’ll be cut off. Because it was cut at home his hair became a bob. Jeremy’s parents thought it looked cute and gave him bangs, giving him a bowl cut. Up to this day he still isn’t sure if he’s forgiven them for it.

• Once his parents hobby shop had a concerning loss of Ben Nye magicolor liquid paint. Jeremy has sworn to never let the fact that he used it for his Karkat

( homestuck ) cosplay see the light of day.

• Occasionally Jeremy will get headaches from inhaling cleaning supplies. He tries to open the window as much as he can.

• Jeremy knows about Nate and Everett’s book club. He almost considered asking to join before he realized that Everett was in it too which is awful. But that’s life.

• Back in the days Jeremy had a wattpad account with fanfics of several visual novel series and Homestuck ships. If anyone ever criticized his writing he’d lash out in the comments. Eventually this led to his account being terminated. He’ll says it’s whatever but 12 year old Jere cried that night.

• After years of his parents constant behavior of never leaving him alone and forcing quality time he finally broke down and started yelling and cursing at them to back off. They have never seen Jeremy so mad with tears before ever in their life. It took them awhile to get him to unlock the door to his room but when they did he finally admitted that despite them trying to make him happy, the way that they do it just makes him more miserable than he already is.

Both him and his parents agreed to get help. Jeremy for his depression and his parents for their parenting.

• Whenever he gets the chance to Jeremy can’t help but ask Pran what it’s like at the bakery. He can’t help it. Tell him all the details of those sweet pastry babies.

• When he’s older he’ll place post-it notes that you’ll find around your apartment with texts warrying from “ I love you” to “buy coffee” and “ uhhh stayed up again, sorry? :< “

• He almost broke up with you when you placed a cucumber behind him, almost scaring him half to death.

• On nights when he’s staying up late Jeremy has thoughts of you. He replays all the embarrassing stuff he did during the day, Jeremy really wants you to think that he’s cool even if he doesn’t know it himself. It bothers him that he’s getting worked up over something he normally doesn’t care about, but when it comes to you he can’t help himself. He also gets thoughts of the way you laughed and that witty comment you gave him. A dumbfound grin gets spread across his face whenever he thinks about it.

[galaxy-of-me]

I JUST REALIZED TACHIBANA AND JINGUUJIS DYNAMIC REMINDS ME OF EVENATE

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♦ Peach Blossoms ♦

► tags/warnings: Soulmate!AU, Shiloh x MC

► summary: Shiloh doesn't have a soulmate, but JB does.

► words: 889

► a/n: Hi! I know it has been ages since I've last posted, but the last few months have been very chaotic and I haven't really been able to finish anything. I didn't want to abandon this blog. I still love writing and fulfilling requests, even if I wasn't able to make time for it. Now I'm trying to get back to it, and I decided to start by finishing an incredibly self-indulgent fic I've had on the back burner for months!

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Shiloh always had a feeling he’d never have a mark.

It’s difficult to explain how and why, but it’s something that has been a part of him for as long as he can remember. 

He never formed attachments as other people did. He’d make friends out of convenience, he’d obey the orders of the strongest and swiftly make his exit once they didn’t serve his purposes anymore. It was quick and painless, no affection involved. He didn’t really miss any of the people he left behind (aside from a lingering fondness for a childhood friend he hadn’t seen in too long) and didn’t think of them at all after they were gone.

And there was that terrible, sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach that whispered that there was no one waiting for him, no one mandated by the universe to love him.

It was comforting, even if it wasn’t nice.

No soulmate meant that he was free to do as he pleased, one less person to keep around long after they passed their usefulness, no one he’d have to explain himself to and no one to force him to change. it’s not like Shiloh doesn’t know the way that he does things is unusual, but it’s not like people don’t know they’re being used. They just like being flattered.

So the morning after his sixteenth birthday, when no new mark showed up on his wrist, he wasn’t upset or surprised.

It was just a confirmation of something he already knew.

He was different, and he was free to do as he wished.

So he pulled on his jacket, making sure that his wrists were properly hidden underneath his sleeves. At the very least, it would buy him enough time until he could figure out an excuse.

The weeks following weren’t too difficult. 

People knew him well enough to know that he’d go along with whatever excuse they conjured up as to why he was so keen on hiding his wrist— his mark was scarred up because his soulmate was dead (he made sure to look very sad whenever that was brought up), his mark matched a celebrity (he effortlessly pretended to be flustered by it) or it was someone that he knew, but that didn’t share his match.

Only a few people bought the excuse that Shiloh wanted his soulmate to be the first person who’d see his mark. That made him seem like a romantic, and more people seeing him in a good light was a fine enough trade for all the jokes made about him being a slut.

There was always the pity too, of the possibility that bubbly, optimistic Shiloh was unlucky enough to be one of the unmarked.

The sad, few people that the universe didn’t care enough to think about.

Pity was generally an easy emotion to exploit, but it didn’t mean that deep down it didn’t annoy him to no end that people saw it this way, even if it was the truth.

Well, the truth never really mattered to him anyway.

JB was different.

There was something about how she carried herself, in her relentless confidence, her impulsiveness and her quick-witted responses to everything the jerks in their after-school group threw at her.

Her bubbliness, her pleased smile whenever he flirted back, the way her skin felt so soft and warm when he found an excuse to touch her. How easy JB was to understand and how quickly he was able to become someone she wanted to keep around, just as long as he kept showering her with compliments and acquiescing to her demands. 

Shiloh was perceptive. Of course, he knew about the pink flowers on her wrist. His eyes zeroed in on it when she reached out to grab something or would roll up her sleeves in order to not dirty her uniform. 

Peach blossoms. She had explained to him.

It means luck in love, beauty. All the things JB was sure she had.

There was absolutely no doubt in her mind that her soulmate would be absolutely perfect, that they would be the ultimate power couple and rule the world together if they so wished.

But before she found them, she wanted to see other people. JB wanted to have as much fun as possible before settling into the relationship she was meant to be in. I don’t want to live the rest of my life regretting not living to the fullest while I could, she told him, fingers brushing against her soulmark carefully, eyes filled with fondness for someone she didn’t yet know.

And Shiloh believed her. There was no way he couldn’t when she was so certain, so self-assured. 

But he wanted her.

He felt drawn to her like he had never felt drawn to anyone else, nearing the point of obsession.

It didn’t really matter if she belonged to someone else.

He would make sure it wouldn’t be a problem.

If he didn’t have a soulmate, there was nothing that stopped him from being with whomever he pleased. The universe didn’t care enough to give him a connection, so he’d fabricate one of his own.

All for her. For them.

Monday morning, when he got to school, he had delicate peach blossoms perfectly drawn into the skin of his wrist, hidden away by his long sleeves.

[dose-of-jellybean]

“ Hello dear! could I possibly ask for any of the boys with an s/o with an 18ft reticulated python?”

@unluckyamulet

Sorry! I messed up when I first posted this;;

I had to do some research before writing, I hope I wasn’t too inaccurate. Though that means that I had the time to write for more than one jerk

( + Jb cuz I can’t help myself ).

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The way everyone would find out at first would be during a group meeting where the topic of pets would come up. Everett would casually bring up his two dogs back home during the conversation. Oh, that’s awesome! Shiloh would add up to it by mentioning his three cats. Who else has a pet? Oh, Jb has both cats and dogs. That’s terrific!

Jb would look at the rest of the guys expectantly, but there would be no response from them. What? don’t tell her they’ve suddenly become too timid to admit the existence of their pet companion.

Ah, no, it seems they don’t have any pets after all. Not that it’s too surprising that these goons don’t have a creature to care for, ahah.

Shiloh, noticing your exclusion of the conversation

(as well as ignoring Pran’s ) gives you a smile and asks if you have any pets.

You tell them that you have an 18ft reticulated python. Their eyes widen, that’s so freakin’ cool! Jb, Shiloh and Nate would be ones to pester you with questions while the others, pretending to be disinterested, would listen closely.

Shiloh would ask you questions such as, what does it look like? What’s their name? For how long did you have it? Who takes care of your python while you’re in boarding school?

Nate would ask you questions surrounding on how to care for a reticulated python. What type of housing should it have? At what size is appropriate for a reticulated python to be placed in a gallon tank/vivarium before they need a bigger enclosure? How do you maintain the heat, humidity and bedding? What’s the proper way to handle their behavior and temperament to build trust?

Honestly, Nate would ask so many questions that at least one of them would ask if he considers having one himself. Well of course not! He doesn’t have enough of an open schedule to care for one, but is it wrong for him to ask? No, he didn’t think so.

Jb, well, she wouldn’t exaaactly ask any real questions. It’ll mostly be her throwing flirty remarks at you while making everyone else groan.

“ Did ever tell you that people with large snakes are super hot? So it’s pretty gosh darn amazing that a certain cutie happens to have one in this room, wink wink”.

Overall Lynn would be pleased with the shared bonding without his direct influence.

At some point during your relationship with any of the jerks, they’ll come to your home to finally meet the reptile. Here’s how I think that would go:

Jb, Everett, Nate and Jeremy with an S/O that owns a reticulated python

Jb: She was very excited when giving you a visit! Maybe a bit too excited in fact, you decide to remind her on what to keep in mind. Yeah yeah, she gives you her ‘ I’m not actually paying attention’ grin.

You give her a affectionate sigh.

Wow, what a stunner! At first glance Jb begins to compliment your baby, you made a risk there y/n, she could easily run away with a looker like that.

Haha, very funny. You’d enjoy the rest of the day listening to her having a one sided conversation with your python as well as making jokes at Shiloh’s expense over the fact that this reticulated python baby would be a much better group mate than that freckled boy.

Of course you can’t help but feel a bit bad over the mean spirited attitude so quickly change your mind and say that it would be nice to have both of those snake cuties in a meeting. Aww yeah! definitely, you two should totally try to sneak her/him in sometime. Lynn wouldn’t approve but maybe they can get the chance of a one on one interaction with the snakes one day.

Everett: When stepping inside he’d lean against the wall. You’d give him a friendly tease and say ” What? You aren’t afraid of him/her now are you?” Pft, yeah right as if.

He’d say that he could definitely handle a large snake like that. But he’d still keep his distance, so that big talk could easily be seen through.

Ahah, alright then. Sure, you believe him. He’s a tough guy. Since you happen to be an owner of multiple snakes you’ll suggest for him to interact with the baby ones at first.

That’ll be a relief for Everett. You’ll have to tell him how to hold them and the amount of pressure to put on his hand but once he gets the hang of it he’ll actually be pretty giddy about it.

Alright then! Then it’s time to for him to meet your big baby. He’ll carefully place himself where he’s either behind you or right beside. When unlocking the enclosure the python jumps at him slightly which makes him squeal and jump back. His reaction when he notices that he didn’t get bitten or launched at makes you laugh, but you try to contain it, so it’s more of a snort.

Hey, fuck you! Stop being a bitch. But can he really complain when he’s being a little bitch himself?

Yeah, no, that’s not even funny. Don’t joke with him like that. Jokes aside you decide to finally get serious.

You let Everett watch closely as you care for the python on your own so he can get used to the process. He wouldn’t be much of help besides that but he’ll try to make progress on how to interact. Once he finally has the courage to try it takes a few tries but when he finally has a decent grip on it. You’re proud and happy to see you two babies get along.

Nate: You were honestly not sure if you wanted him to hold the snake. When interacting with snakes you want to make sure that it’s a pleasant and not a stressful interaction for the person. Since a reticulated python is more reactive than other more calmer snakes you were a bit more concerned for his reaction.

But you were pleasantly surprised when he gently placed his hand on him/her and gave gently stroked the python front to back. What? You didn’t expect him, Nate Lawson, to not make research beforehand? He asks you, with a self satisfied grin. But this means that he now needs to know that you make sure you have all necessities ready.

You better be prepared to have him nag on you to bring him with you on pet-shopping days.

Sigh, okay Nate.

When you don’t feel like complaining over this arrangement you like to joke with him and say that it’s your “quality time” together. It makes him defensive and flustered but he brought it on himself.

Jeremy: Wait… PFFt AHAHAHHAHA! What is he wearing?! When Jeremy rang the doorbell you saw him being covered in a thick woolen sweatshirt and two pillows wrapped in front of him and back tied with a big elastic band. Omg, no , ahahaha! It’s already too good but he’s wearing boxing gloves too my god!

Sigh, he has all day. Get that laughter out. He was expecting this reaction. After your fit of laughter finally calms down you ask him what all of that was for.

Uhh, he told his parents about it. They were fine at first but when he mentioned the species and the size they got concerned and decided to put him in this humiliating ’armor’.

Oh, haha, that’s… sweet? You told him that reticulated pythons could indeed be a bit more hyper considering their aggressive feeding response. But you were going to be there beside him to guide him through everything.

Alright, then that sounds better.. he guesses. Though you’ll have to cut the elastic band off him, he’s stuck like this.

When you walk him to the enclosure Jeremy gazes at the pattern of the scales. You nudge his shoulder, “ That’s real beaut, right? “ and smile at his silent nod of agreement. While you let the python slither around your arms you casually ask him if he wants to try holding the python too.

err, that’s probably not the smartest idea. He reminds you of his scrawny arms and says that he’ll probably drop her/him. That liar! He carries a toolbox around the hobby shop all the time! But okay, you suggest that you both hold him/her to see how much of the weight he can handle. Yeah that could work. Jeremy takes a hold. Whoah, that’s heavy, maybe it’s for the best if you wrap your baby around his back. Alright there we go! Isn’t that nice?

a smile forms on his face. Should you be worried? Instantly he frowns at that joke. Oh well, his smile was enjoyed for the short while it lasted, ahah.

[dose-of-jellybean]

Teardrops

I don’t know how to explain this ;; I just wrote it on a whim.

Jeremy: His mom would be banging on the bathroom door.

It’s been 5 hours since he entered the shower. How long was the water bill at this point? Who knows and honestly who’d want to?

… if you asked him why he wouldn’t be able to tell you. Not even in his usual way of admitting things and then speaking of it as if it were a probability and not a fact. Because he doesn’t know why.

He’s asking himself constantly “am I going through a depressive episode? over and over in his head; and no matter how many times he asks he’ll never know.

For a moment he leaves the running water to walk to the sink. Perhaps if he screamed underwater he’ll forget the tiresome emotions he’s feeling.

Oh

Oh no

Jeremy wasn’t paying attention. The sink is overflowing, what should he do? His clothes are soaking wet..

sigh.

He hopes that whatever awful thing his mind decided to put him through gets it over with soon.

Shiloh: He shouldn’t be sitting on a bench in the pouring rain. His pants are completely soaked. What is he doing?

Not even does he pay mind to the raindrops dripping from his locks or the fact that his hat is completely soaked.

What’s he doing now? He’s… squeezing his cheeks with his hands..?

Wait, why is he pulling like that?

His eyes burned with desperation, he bit his lower lip harshly til he almost bleed.

For some reason it seems that he’s frustrated. Perhaps something didn’t work out the way he’d wish it did?

Wait, no I get it. Oh Shiloh, silly you! You can’t get that off you no matter how much you want to. That’s not a mask anymore, you decided that when you made your ’act’ your entire personality. Maybe you should’ve thought it through first.

[dose-of-jellybean]

XOXO Droplets Avatar!AU headcanons?

it has some spoilers. 

Jb: You’d think that just because she’s the mc I’d make her the avatar, right? Hah! wrong. She’d be a firebender. Jb’s confidence and high spirit would be perfect to enlighten her inner flame. 

She’d be one of the people that learned her bending at an early age, often training to improve those abilities. And showing off wink wink. During Aang's era she wouldn’t be involved for a long period, minding her own business in her village as to not attract firebenders to find out about her different views. At best she wouldn’t mind training the avatar to firebend if Zuko wasn’t available. Or help in battle if the situation ever occurred.

 In the period of Korra she’d be raised in the fire nation and move out to republic city once she’s convinced her parents to live on her own. She’d discover the pro bending sports which quickly infatuated her making Jb strut her pretty legs to insist on the poor team that happens to lack a firebender teamplayer.

 And if you think this gal won’t flirt with sappy fire puns then it’s a shame that we’d have to disagree while respectfully viewing each others opinion, reader.

Everett: This poor guy’s the only one who ends up bender-less in all timelines. He’d hope for something cool like firebending or earthbending since they have cool sub-skills like lighting generation and lava bending. Someone would want to tell him that the alterations in waterbending has double the alterations compared to either of them. 

And you know what? He doesn’t care. He’s not interested in bending with body movements that “matches the motion of the waves”. Plus.. in his mind blood bending is kinda freaky. So fire or earth would be perfect fits in his mind! An element doesn’t need a lot of sub-skills to be cool after all. 

Sucks that he didn’t end up with either in the end though. His mom as well as Lynn would reassure him that it could take some time for him to discover his powers since people are different. Nate would also be supportive but more in a “just because you have no bending powers doesn’t mean you get to slack off. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself and get yourself together.” way. But in the end of the day through all of his frustration,struggle and insecurity I believe that he’ll be able to show off what his charmingly lame self is made of without any of that.

Nate: He’s a firebender. No one is really surprised but people tend to be wary of his bending and rage coming through at the same time. In a way the use of fire would be the way for Nate to release his inner turmoils. Problem is that down the line rage isn’t the most progressive method to fuel your strength.

 Nate will eventually have to learn to redirect his energy once he’s older since eventually his power is going to be weakened due to stronger emotional control. Sadly, as much as I don’t want to leave it like this I can’t imagine the outcome of that scenario. Though, I bet he’s more content with himself in the end.

Shiloh: Who knows? 

No but for real, Shiloh would probably be that one person that you wouldn’t be able to directly tell which nation he belongs to based on clothing and such. It’ll be a tougher time for any poor fellow who’d want to guess if he lived in Republic city too. Shya will always be known as that guy who people think have this power until something contradicts their theory. No one will know the answer. A true shame.

Bae: It’ll take a long while before Bae takes initiative to become a bender. In some cases he might not be one at all. That scenario would depend on leap of fate. Let’s say for example that Bae was traveling to the Northern Water Tribe. In that moment he’d be fascinated by the water benders ability to redirect energy from a body to heal a wound at an accelerating rate. He’d ask to be taught this technique much to the surprise of the female benders. Waterbending would be the most preferable one in his eyes. It’s kind of nice if you don’t fight with it and take your time mastering the soothing tai chi based moves after all.

Jeremy: Much to his dismay Jeremy is an earthbender. He discovered it that one time when he got fussy during an argument with someone. He kicked the ground in frustration and the earth rose up, traveling in a sporadic line as response. Jeremy didn’t expect this revelation. Both of his parents where non benders so he wouldn’t be able to pinpoint where he got it from.

 Anyway, he’d rather forget all of it. There’s no point in learning earthbending in his mind, it’s better not to bother. Or at least that’s what he thought his plan was. Unfortunately someone discovered Jeremy’s newfound bending powers. They’d insist on making the push over train to enchanted his abilities.

 Unfortunately for them Jeremy was much more of an effortless wimp than they initially thought. Jeremy would give an expected mopey line at the persons defeat. Until it hits them; the Kings runs a hobby shop, Jeremy is the handy one, he can metal bend! He’d then be insisted to find a mentor to teach him metal bending. 

Of course He’d appear indifferent, but secretly Jeremy would be intrigued. However, he wouldn’t use his abilities in greater use. Instead his mental bending would be a tool for his crafting.

Pran: At first he wouldn’t bother to figure out which type of bending he could do. He’d sit somewhere alone from the others until someone pestered him about showing off what he can do since Pran seems like a tough guy based on his physical form. If he lived during the era that Aang lived he’d remain a non-bender being content in solely using his bare body strength to fight during the war.

 But if was at the time when Korra’s the avatar he’d discover that he was one of the people that gained the ability of airbending. There would be jokes that someone like Pran isn’t suited for the “twinkle toe” type.

 But despite the comments and his own stubbornness to detach himself from his new ability he’ll come to find that the air helps to channel his own energy. Pran’s fighting style is quick and aggressive, much like a fire bender.

 But what airbending does that fire bending can’t is the ability to let his core strength out. He’d be pleasantly pleased with how far he’s reached. I doubt he’d be willing to be within the temples to become an air nomad because of the Kings. But when that conflict is resolved he ultimately decides to stay there for a couple of months until he’s decided where to go from here.

[beesilent]

SWOONING, BLUSHING, GIGGLING, KICKING MY FEEY, TWIRLING MY HAIR, SCREAMING passes out

Hey so its the first time I ever request something but I don't have money to buy the xod dlc and I'm craving bae content atm.

How about like how would he react or act with a gn reader who isn't that much of a jerk but is best friends with JB and also fits perfectly his, at least physical, type? It can be a headcanon, one shot or whatever you want, I just really wanna read something about him lmao

♦ Bae with someone who's his type ♦

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► words: 756

► A/N: OMG A BAE REQUEST! I LOVE BAE. HE'S ONE OF MY FAVE GUYS I WAS SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS!!

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Bae is the kind of person who deeply admires aesthetics;

He has dozens of different frames for his glasses just so that he can match them to his designer clothing;

So finding someone who fits his exact type would pique his interest;

Not enough that he’d stop being a snobbish wimp, of course;

But as someone who likes admiring cute things he’d make some effort to be around you more often;

He doesn’t even try to be subtle about it;

He’d find excuses to talk to you and give you the occasional compliment, although with his permanently sarcastic tone of voice and general attitude it’s really hard to tell if he’s being genuine;

And because he’s Bae, of course, he’d condescendingly give you advice;

Even more often than he does to most people, actually;

He’d suggest you style your hair in a specific way or another because it “looks better”;

And if you indulge him and wear your hair that way the following morning… Well, I’m sorry, but he’d take it as permission to act as your personal stylist;

He’d keep recommending specific hairstyles and outfits to you and if you didn’t wear them he’d be very patronizing about it;

Oh, and Bae would act like what he’s doing is a huge favour to you instead of the reality, that is that he thinks you’re cute and acts like you’re his doll;

If you manage to be best friends with JB, it means you have a high tolerance for people with huge egos, so being around Bae isn’t really that challenging;

JB would be happy to be able to spend time with both of you and would gladly welcome him hanging around;

Enough that JB, Bae and you become a little trio;

Other students at SSB will either think you’re a saint or be incredibly worried about your sanity for hanging around the jerks willingly;

But what can you say? Even if JB’s constant flirting with Bae bothers you a little, spending time with them leads to some very amusing situations, so it isn’t bad at all;

By the way— being the object of Bae’s interest and befriending him will lead to him giving you a few special nicknames, that he wouldn’t use when annoying talking to other people;

Oh, and regardless of your relationship being romantic or entirely platonic;

If he sees you in cute pyjamas he’s going to go absolutely feral;

I think the special nicknames are the point where JB would be 100% sure that he has a crush on you;

Sure, he acts a little different towards you, but the way he treats you is similar to how he’d sometimes treat Jeremy, another person he finds to be incredibly cute;

So she wouldn’t assume it to be romantic initially;

But when he calls everyone the same few nicknames it kind of stands out when he calls you something different;

She has an eye for gossip, and would start reading too much into every single interaction she witnesses between you;

And yeah, JB might have a bit of a crush on Bae (He’s an attractive jerk and therefore fits her criteria) but in a rare display of compassion, or maybe morbid curiosity as to how it’d play out, she decides to play cupid;

But, like Bae, JB is allergic to the idea of subtlety;

She would straight up tell you that she knows you have feelings for him and she thinks he very obviously likes you too;

And would proceed to feed you information about Bae;

Things that she learned from attending Jerksquad meetings and information Shiloh gathered for her;

Bae would not make a move until he’s forced to;

Being exactly his type wouldn’t change that, so unless you want to start dating him after graduating high school, making a move would be up to you;

He just thinks high school romances are silly and he intends to date to marry so he doesn’t want to waste time on something like this if it isn’t going to be serious;

And I do think his massive ego would kind of make him avoid a scenario in which he’s possibly rejected;

Anyways— if you do end up in a relationship, I don’t think that much would change;

Only that his insistence on dressing you up would grow and he’d go as far as to buy you outfits and accessories to wear;

He does have way too much money at his disposal and I think he’d genuinely have a lot of fun with it!