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after your brothers funeral, the guilt eats you alive so you run to the church to confess your sins and while you're in the confession booth i murder a bunch of priests then confess my love to you and offer you the gift of vampirism
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"Jayce has two hands" so do I. outta my way hammer boy, I'm about to get it
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when you've been talking about ascension too much and ur bro gives u that warlock stare
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Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…
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i put out a poll in which over 500 people participated in, voting who they thought would win the life series.
five people in the world hold hope for skizzleman. no, not hope, firm belief, and cast their votes on the table with a confident and unwavering hand. there is wreckage in his path and wreckage in his future, but as his team dwindles down his voters do not. in this universe the sparse believers shan't find one another, but on other sides of the world they sit rapt at their screens shall they see their hero raise his fist in victory. they will watch skizzleman have a pleasant chat with someone and wholly forget he's meant to kill them and then trip over his own feet
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rest in peace mumbo jumbo your time in wild life was absolutely incredible. he lived, served cunt, died, died, died, died, died and died. you will be missed.
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wild life session two was like a dungeon meshi episode to me
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what a lovely session everyone ☺️ very minimal damage to the lifers ☺️☺️☺️
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