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Uhh. Delicious in Skyrim. Is that anything
They go around killing dragons and Laios is absolutely devastated that the dragon meat disintegrates when he absorbs the soul every time. He just wants to eat dragon meat. Let him eat the dragon meat Akatosh
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on the Demeter, straight up “eating it.” and by it. well, haha, let’s justr say. the entire crew
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no posting on tumblr today, i fear im busy watching people get eaten by Minecraft Youtuber BDoubleO on the hellsite that is previously twitter.com now X the everything app
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The words of a man who has been burned too many times.
.... and still hasn't learned
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OK SO Kraven the Hunter was not a very good movie, but not as bad as people are saying, and Fred Hechinger is not in it for FUCKING AGES, but when he does turn up he's Everything, absolutely Everything I could have wanted
They clearly were like we need the sweetest, loveliest, most lovable swooshy-haired manlet, we need him to get carried over-shoulder by goons, we need him to have the wettest eyes, the saddest little face, we need this audience ENTRANCED by his meow-meowness, get FRED HECHINGER. The entirety of the kidnapping situation I was SO invested, of COURSE you've got to get Dima back, have you SEEN HIM
So like if it hadn't been for that I would've found the movie quite tedious, but I was locked the fuck in
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They shot the CEO of Boatem with a bullet that had "peace love and plants" enscribed on it
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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me age 13: been getting really into doctor who lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 22: been getting really into doctor who lately
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joel left the series spamming ender pearls and zipping around, mad about his trap not working? guess he went out... fast and furious
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