#xenophones
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to give a big welcome to the star of the evening, the main attraction, the one and only stand-up philosopher, the inimitable Monsieur… le Docteur… le Professeur… Émil Flostre! Give him a big hand!
[Flostre enters to enthusiastic applause. He is a tall rangy man, dressed all in black, sporting a beatnik-style beard around the edge of his jaw. He speaks with a barely perceptible French accent.]
FLOSTRE: Merci. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your welcome. It's great to be here in the universe tonight. I hope you all think so too. [He perches on the edge of the stool in the centre of the stage.] As it's a new year, we have a special show for you tonight. Later on, there will be dancing girls. Before that, I've brought some very special guests with me, to help the show along.
A MUFFLED VOICE OFF-STAGE: Now?
FLOSTRE: [To side] No, not yet. I'll tell you when.
I'm here to talk about la philosophie – philosophy. Qu'est-ce que vous dîtes? You don't think that will be very entertaining? Well, I'll tell you, actually, philosophy has always been très amusante, even from the start in ancient Greece, about 2500 years ago, when a man called Thales had the first philosophical insight. Thales determined that everything is made out of water. It wasn't a great start, but it got him a few laughs.
Only fifty years later Pythagoras proclaimed that everything is made out of numbers. So you see, there was progress, even if nobody knows what he meant. Physics is a lot like that nowadays. Plus ça change, hein?.
But these ancient Greeks, they weren't satisfied for long. Another thirty years and Xenophones decided that everything was made of earth and water. And at more or less the same time, Heraclitus declared that the entire world was an everlasting fire.
THE MUFFLED VOICE OFF-STAGE: Get on with it. I'm waiting. Those guys weren't even philosophers. They just made stuff up. If you'd cut them out we could bring on the dancing girls.
FLOSTRE: Pay no attention to him. C'est un idiot.. After another sixty years of thinking, Empedocles thought about what Thales, Pythagoras, Xenophones and Heraclitus had said, and stated that there was much to be said in favour of each of their theories. So Empedocles proposed a new synthesis: everything was made out of [drum roll] earth, fire, air and water [cymbal crash]. And so that made everybody happy… except Pythagoras.
#Novelties and notions#writing#writers on tumblr#emil flostre#philosophy#vaudeville#philosopher#humor#whimsy#whimsicore#ancient greece#history of philosophy#stand-up philosopher#thales#pythagoras#xenophones#heraclitus#fiction#empedocles#original writing#original content
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
"I am going to put a stop to your fornication with the sea. She belongs to me."
-- Spartan general Callicratidas to general Conon of Athens for various reasons but none that justify this phrasing.
#xenophon hellenica is an experience#why does he sound like how those booktok wattpad brained teens imagine their immensely sexually frustrated fictional love interests speakin#stop being weird about the sea Callicratidas! you can't fuck the sea!
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
xenophon and socrates, sometime early on
there’s some back and forth about the identification on whether or not that one guy in raphael’s school of athens is aeschines or xenophon (there’s a lot of back and forth on a lot of things wrt to that painting), but I’ve decided to read it as xenophon because garrigues’ notes on identifying everyone in that painting annoys me 💕
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!
#it’s all greek to me#drawing tag#I am in fact a hater altho I usually complain more offline. however garrigues’ text pissed me off so much I had to mention it#usually I refer to that specific figure (xenophon/aeschines) as ‘that twink’ but unfortunately for me I got a little obsessed with xenophon#so now I care about things like this. RIP
234 notes
·
View notes
Text
the typical meaning of anabasis vs that of katabasis is so funny to me because technically they are antonyms but katabasis is usually used for a hero's harrowing journey to the underworld in which he experiences a metaphorical death and rebirth while anabasis is just. a march
#tagamemnon#aeneas's trip to the underworld which defines the second half of the aeneid vs xenophon's work on the march to persia#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
490 notes
·
View notes
Text
The sinner and his sin
Thanks to all creators ❤
Credits: @natalia-auditore, @lady-moriel, @saruin, @raccoonium, @kijiko-sims, @obscurus-sims, @pralinesims, @solistair, @iowa-cc, @simandy, @nitropanic, @lin-dian, @helgatisha, @northernsiberiawinds, ksksims, simomo
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
[ LEMNISCUS GUIDE BLOG!!! ]
☆Reading until end of blog will be much appreciated!!! (Psst, theres a discord server link i slipped in btw....)
Picture below isnt accurate with tumblr bc this was made for instagram post.
You may be wondering... "What is Lemniscus? Why do you keep mentioning it in your posts?"
TO BEGIN WITH, Lemniscus is one of the planets in this universe with Ribbaniuns the living beings in it! The population of Lemniscus consist the various anthropomorphic animals.
And thats where we begin sharing the story and contents of these characters by the name LEMNISCUS! You could say Lemniscus is a series/project my friends and i worked on together!!! (We took Lemniscus bc we literally only focus on this planet... No else.)
#Lemniscus -> tag used for Lemniscus related posts :3
SEE ALSO: Lemniscus Timeline
Ah... So then, "Who are the characters? Why do they look like the characters from Sonic series?"
THIS. is a good one to explain and i reallly want you guys to keep in mind with this!!!!
Yes! The Lemniscus cast does look like the characters from Sonic the hedgehog because they do take the design and traits inspiration from them! BUT! The personality, backstories, interractions, lores, all of those... We worked and develop on it ourselves!!! (Theres similiarities still, but its only SLIGHT!!! Theres some differences when compared)
Thats why this is NOT counted as Sonic au, instead, its their own universe and story! The Lemniscus cast are original characters/ocs based on existing character that later we develop so they wont look EXACTLY like the existing char they took inspiration of!
I could say that this universe's origins of making is basically 'based on Sonic'. Throughout time, there are improvisasion little by little as we worked on building chars and stories, making it their own thing :D!! So, again, Lemniscus and Sonic are two different thing... I appreciate yall's understanding. I dont want any miscommunication between Lemniscus and Sonic franchise! <"3
The original characters belong to their respective owners <3 (Keep in mind we are 4 person putting our characters in ONE and worked together in this)
Alright!!! Now INTRODUCE THE CAST/CHARACTERS!
As in the main characters! Here ill list out the characters name with their profile links AND respective owners too! Get to know each of them by clicking their names:
Hz Railstar, Alora Quinn, Victoria Opal, Ezra (JULIE/HANA!!! ME!!! :D HOIHOI!!! I link you guys to my chars' masterpost in tumblr hehe,,, its more detailed!!!)
Gausberto, Nova, Puffin, Xenophone (Hani! NOTE: She doesnt put much infos of her characters, i'll most likely be the one to share the infos through source from her she is my own sister after all Infos about Hani's chars are most likely in the discord server!)
Aero and Noire ( @m3tr0n0m333 )
Rambutan Stoneheart ( @cherriosblog )
.
OH!!! But thats not it!! Theres more infos i'd like to share....
Slowly but surely, we noticed our Lemniscus contents dragged people to start being curious about it, even interested with the series/project we worked! Of course, with a warm welcome, we opened a discord server, ☆LEMNISCUS (Hz Universe), for the little community we have :D!!!
The server is a great place for you to learn more about the characters (bc again, SOME of the Lemniscus cast here are explained alot more in the discord server instead!) and LORESSS obviously! Its even easier and you can keep on track whenever new things are shared by us :)
The characters arent only the ones shown here... In fact, there are more than you think. Yes! Im talkin bout the side characters! Theyre mostly explained and digged alot more in the server soo....
Hop in and join to get more familliar of Lemniscus!! ☆
.
This must conclude the blog. Thank you everyone for the consideration and supports of this little project we worked on! <3 I, the one to start all this fun chaotic universe is very grateful that i'd make it this far by sharing contents of these silli cast, not only me, but by you dedicated supporters and friends that worked alongside me ☆
Live, laugh, burn Hertz!🔥🔥🔥🔥
#lemniscus#hertz railstar#hz railstar#aero the fox#rambutan stoneheart#alora quinn#victoria opal#xenophon#nova#nova the android#ezra#time traveller ezra#noire the chameleon#gausberto#gausberto the hedgehog#puffin#sonic oc#sonic the hedgehog#i killed my fingers for this#its worth it actually#HELPFUL GUIDE TO LEARN BASICS OF LEMNISCUS#okagain this is NOT a sonic au!#theyre ocs#oc#sonic#my doodle
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
a relationship chart <3
[Newbeak Splatoon]
[Trip, Captain 3 (24 y.o)]
[Tetra, Agent 4 (23 y.o)]
[Theta, Agent 8 (27 y.o)]
[Novah, Neo 3 (21 y.o)]
[Xenophon, Commander Tartar]
Transcribed below:
3's thoughts
To 4: "She's a good friend."
To 8: "What would I do without you?"
To N3: "Proud to have you aboard. (I admire him.)"
To X: "Stinky ass bastard. <3"
To ORCA: "👍"
4's thoughts
To 3: "They're so easy to rile up lol."
To 8: "She's the coolest fucking roomie ever???"
To N3: "My partner in crime >:]"
To ORDER: "Maybe if you go outside and experience the wonders of nature you'll calm down, damn."
8's thoughts
To 3: "You're the funniest squid I've ever met <3"
To 4: "They're so chill and super talented!"
To N3: "He has so much potential!"
To X: "I knew you could do it. <3"
To ORDER: "You can be good too."
N3's thoughts
To 3: "You're different than I remember! (I admire you.)"
To 4: "He's fun to hang with!"
To 8: "She saved me from Kamabo!!!"
To ORCA: "Ow... You couldn't have helped me a little more...?"
X's thoughts
To 3: "Thank you for trusting me."
To 8: "Thank you for the 2nd chance."
To ORDER: "Was the parasitism really necessary?"
To ORCA: "A smug, holier-than-thou, know-it-all."
ORDER's thoughts
To X: "Didn't you want this too? Why did you resist me too?"
To 4: "A formidable soldier. With you, a world of ORDER is still within reach..."
To 8: "You ruined everything."
ORCA's thoughts.
To 3: "👍"
To N3: "You have earned your keep."
To X: "Do not be upset that I was right in the end."
#splatoon#splatoon ocs#agent 3#agent 4#agent 8#new agent 3#commander tartar#order splatoon#orca splatoon#agent 24#n33#24tartar#newbeakverse#trip agent 3#tetra agent 4#theta agent 8#novah neo 3#xenophon tartar
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
For my master's degree, I've been learning Ancient Greek and during this quarter we're reading Xenophon's Anabasis. It's a lesser known piece of ancient literature. Basically its about this guy Cyrus gathering up an army to challenge his brother Artaxerxes for the throne but losing. Its got gossip and fighting and lots of petty stuff. Super fun and I have been joking it could be a musical by Lin-Manuel Miranda.
So I start to wonder if there ever have been any cool adaptations of Xenophon's Anabasis and when I look on Wikipedia I learn that in 1965, author Sol Yurick adapted Xenophon's Anabasis into a book called Warriors which reimagines the story to be about New York City street gangs. In 1979, the book was adapted into a film by Walter Hill.
On October 18, 2024 (one week from tomorrow), Lin-Manuel Miranda will be releasing a concept album with Elisa Davis which is based on that movie.
I just want to say that I called it. Nobody has ever called anything this hard in the history of calling it.
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
#philosophy#meme#philosophy memes#philosophy meme#memes#shitpost#philosophy shitpost#philosophy humor#humor#plato#socrates#aristotle#ancient greece#greek philosophy#Xenophon
178 notes
·
View notes
Text
Man of Myth :: @Mythos_Man
* * * *
“For in everything that men do the body is useful; and in all uses of the body it is of great importance to be in as high a state of physical efficiency as possible.”
— Xenophon
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ephraim ti Horn, you're speaking from my heart.
#dark age#ephraim ti horn#xenophon#surprised this shit even has their own tag#red rising saga#red rising series#miska vs. red rising
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
Some Pet Dog Names from Ancient Greece
When the hound has caught the hare, or been otherwise victorious in the course, you should […] pat him with your hand and praise him, kissing his head, and stroking his ears, and speaking to him by name […] for, like men of generous spirit, they love to be praised; and the dog, if not quite tired out [from the hunt] will come up with joy to caress you. (Arrian, On Coursing, XVIII Pg 116 trans. William Dansey)
As many dogs were hunting hounds or guard dogs in Ancient Greece, it followed that the naming convention was dependant on psychology; to name the dog something strong or skilful was to boast of the animals’ superiority to others of its breed, just as it reflected on the owner. There are some well known dogs in Ancient Greek history that many are aware of, namely Cerberus, Odysseus’ faithful dog Argos, and Alexander the Great named a city after his dog Peritas. We are lucky to have two lists of excellent dog names from authors Xenophon and Ovid.
From Xenophon (~ 430 - 355 BC), in his treaties on Hunting, we have the below list:
Give the hounds short names, so as to be able to call to them easily. The following are the right sort: Psyche, Thymus, Porpax, Styrax, Lonchê (Lance), Lochus, Phrura, Phylax (Sentinel/Guardian), Taxis, Xiphon, Phonax, Phlegon, Alcê (Stout), Teuchon, Hyleus, Medas (Crafty), Porthon, Sperchon (Bustler/Hasty), Orgê, Bremon, Hybris, Thallon (Vigorous), Rhomê, Antheus (Blossom), Hebe, Getheus, Chara (Jolly/Ecstasy), Leusson, Augo (Bright), Polys, Bia, Stichon, Spudê, Bryas, Oenas (Blueskin), Sterrus, Craugê, Caenon, Tyrbas, Sthenon, Aether, Actis, Aechmê, Noes (Counsellor), Gnomê, Stibon, Hormê (Impetus). (Xenophon Kynegetikos On Hunting 7.5)
A kind person on Reddit suggested these names could also translate as:
Psyche = Psyche / Spirit
Thymus = Pluck
Porpax = Buckler
Styrax = Spigot
Lonche = Lance
Lochus = Lurcher
Phrura = Watch
Phylax = Keeper
Taxis = Brigade
Xiphon = Fencer
Phonax = Butcher
Phlegon = Blazer
Alce = Prowess
Teuchon = Craftsman
Hyleus = Foster
Medas = Counsellor
Porthon = Spoiler
Sperchon = Hurry
Orge = Fury
Bremon = Growler
Hybris = Riot / Insolence
Thallon = Bloomer
Rhome = Rome / Mighty
Antheus = Blossom
Hebe = Hebe / Youth (Young’n)
Getheus = Hilary / Happy
Chara = Jollity
Leusson = Glazer
Augo = Eyesbright
Polys = Much
Bia = Force
Stichon = Trooper
Spude = Bustle
Bryas = Bubbler
Oenas = Rockdove
Sterrus = Stubborn
Crauge = Yelp
Caenon = Killer
Tyrbas = Strongboy / Riot
Sthenon = Sky
Aether = Sunbeam
Actis = Bodkin
Aechme = Wistful
Noes = Gnome
And from Ovid (~ 43 BC - 17 AD), in his Metamorphosis, of the dogs that attacked their master Actaeon, we have:
First ‘Black-foot’, Melampus, and keen-scented Ichnobates, ‘Tracker’, signal him with baying, Ichnobates out of Crete, Melampus, Sparta. Then others rush at him swift as the wind, ‘Greedy’, Pamphagus, Dorceus, ‘Gazelle’, Oribasos, ‘Mountaineer’, all out of Arcadia: powerful ‘Deerslayer’, Nebrophonos, savage Theron, ‘Whirlwind’, and Laelape, ‘Hunter’. Then swift-footed Pterelas, ‘Wings’, and trail-scenting Agre, ‘Chaser’, fierce Hylaeus, ‘Woody’, lately gored by a boar, the wolf-born Nape, ‘Valley’, Poemenis, the trusty ‘Shepherd’, and Harpyia, ‘Snatcher’, with her two pups. There is thin-flanked Sicyonian Ladon, ‘Catcher’, Dromas, ‘Runner’, ‘Grinder’, Canache, Sticte ‘Spot’, Tigris ‘Tigress’, Alce, ‘Strong’, and white-haired Leucon, ‘Whitey’, and black-haired Asbolus, ‘Soot’. Lacon, ‘Spartan’, follows them, a dog well known for his strength, and strong-running Aëllo, ‘Storm’. Then Thoos, ‘Swift’, and speedy Lycisce, ‘Wolf’, with her brother Cyprius ‘Cyprian’. Next ‘Grasper’, Harpalos, with a distinguishing mark of white, in the centre of his black forehead, ‘Black’, Melaneus, and Lachne, ‘Shaggy’, with hairy pelt, Labros, ‘Fury’, and Argiodus, ‘White-tooth’, born of a Cretan sire and Spartan dam, keen-voiced Hylactor, ‘Barker’ […] First ‘Black-hair’, Melanchaetes, wounds his back, then ‘Killer’, Theridamas, and Oresitrophos, the ‘Climber’, clings to his shoulder. (Ovid Metamorphoses III 206-233 trans. A S Kline)
Theoi has Brookes More’s translation which offers a few English variations on the names.
A few fun ideas to keep in mind if looking to name a new pet in Ancient Greek style.
For I have myself bred up a hound whose eyes are the greyest of grey; a swift, hard-working, courageous, sound-footed dog[…]. He is most gentle, and kindly-affectioned […] as soon as he catches sight of me, showing symptoms of joy, and again trotting on before me. […] He is the constant companion of whichever may be sick; and if he has not seen either of us for only a short time, he jumps up repeatedly by way of salutation, and barks with joy as a greeting. (Arrian, On Coursing, V Pg 78-80 trans. William Dansey)
🐶 Sources
Xenophon Kynegetikos
Arrian On Coursing
Ovid Metamorphoses III
Dog shaped Rhyton by the Brygos Painter in Aleria
85 notes
·
View notes
Text
there is something so very delicious about the crumbled ruins, the last vestiges of a once mighty empire in a historical setting that seem to come from time immemorial even to the people of that historical period. the earth is littered with ruins of empires that believed they were eternal ect ect. it's about the unending forward march of time. about the rise and fall of civilisations. of living in the shadow of history!!!!!!
#the winter king#📚#oh xenophon passing by the ruins of ninive not even knowing what he was seeing....... we really in it now.......#arthuriana
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
ooohh artfright :3 vampire masquerade with trip and theta, and biohazard with commander tartar xenophon!
i love color palettes. i love color palettes i love colorsss
#artfright2024#i should put them all in a little vampire spooks au now... tis the season...#mae art#trip agent 3#theta agent 8#xenophon tartar#splatoon
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
i see guys getting weird about sparta all the time but thankfully i'm starting a collage of primary and secondary sources that talk about sparta like an anxious young hostess trying to plan seating arrangements, or more modest than a bride on her wedding night, or pregnant for seven years-
#where am i going with this??#two of these are secondary descriptions of sparta's political state#one of them is a primary source describing spartan men#see its misogynistic when xenophon does it but when i draw it its feminist#tumblr user en-theos when does the fujoing out on friday start i'm ready#i can't keep up with the roman senator posting without extensive revision but i can cultivate my own strange garden over here#we can exchange our harvests and preserves for the cold winter ahead#may have been drawing Things for Reasons#i just think alcman is neat ok
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Xenophon
Thanks to all creators 💜
Credits: @satterlly, @natalia-auditore, @saruin, @kijiko-sims, @pralinesims, @solistair, @simandy, @northernsiberiawinds, simomo
21 notes
·
View notes