#xB IS a stress ball

[hermitcraft2me]

To be xB is a stress ball

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[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Contrary to popular belief, Jevin is one of the least wet hermits. Despite being a slime, he has a thick membrane, so it’s like those liquid filled squishy things.

xB, however, is extremely wet, being part guardian he excretes mucus to keep himself warm in the deep ocean.

Scene: Jevin is working on a build. Some Hermit (probably Hypno or xB) comes up behind him and just splop-fwobbles him like a giant stress ball. They leave. Jevin sighs the world's most long-suffering sigh and goes back to building.

~ Mod Shade

[moonstarsongs]

after staring at this and finally guessing all the hermits, i present to you: the s10 variant including Joel and Skizz!!

complete list of hermits below the cut (i spent too long on this)

minecraft dog - Ren (the dog)

minecraft sheep - Zed (is that sheep looking at me?)

goat - Doc (the GOAT)

patch of moss - Bdubs (moss man)

lion cub with a foam finger - Cubfan

Kakashi from naruto - Etho (they're both wet cats it doesn't matter)

crown, heads, body parts (arms) and hearts - False, queen of hearts, heads and body parts

red-yellow-blue parrot - Grian (bird boy, pesky bird)

@ symbol - Joe (his. shirt. yk)

shrek - Joel (he had that skin for an ABNORMALLY long period)

diamond - GEM

hypno pokemon in minecraft - Hypno

googly eyes - Keralis (BIG EYES)

"The letter i" - Impulse (kinda his brand)

Scar from the lion king - Scar (also DISNEY!)

a pink stress ball - Stress (gorgeous pink btw)

a pearl/moon in a shell - Pearlescentmoon (except it's not really pearlescent but shh)

Pringles man - Mumbo (glorious moustache)

some blue slime anime - Jevin (ofc. blue slime man)

beef - Beef

armour - Wels (knight)

tinfoil ball - TFC (tinfoil. yk)

two people dancing the tango - Tango (of the Tek variety)

"The letter s" - Skizz (they're matching!!)

zombie - Cleo (zombie. obvious)

no diorite! - Iskall (literally a burning hatred for this specific stone)

guardian - xB (he's a guardian definitely)

doomguy - X (what can i say. he's literally doomguy)

Productive use of my time at 5am

[mydndinsanity]

Soooooooo

I’d love to talk about an NPC that is very dear to me!!!

This is June!! June is an elf NPC and is Artemis’s and the sentinels in trainings personal assistant but she’s extremely overworked and most of the sentinels in training feel bad and do stuff for her and don’t make her clean things they make a mess of. She is very anxious and easily frazzled and I absolutely adore her!! I didn’t mean for anything between her and my character to happen it just kinda did xb

There was the ball and Tolus won for being best dressed and he was a bit anxious because someone there was part of the cult they are working to take down. June was there and had been serving punch (she did not want to, it just kinda happened) and Tolus went to go talk to her to see if she heard anything and what she thought of Artemis because he had tested Tolus, offering him into the cult but was like “lol jk just making sure you wouldn’t turn on us” but it freaked Tolus out. Anyway, she gets to flustered because Tolus is trying to be nice and is lowkey flirting with her. She runs off before they can really talk but yea.

Next time they talk is when most of them go on a picnic to give June a break! Tolus accidentally uses the word date to set up a time for them to talk about what he wanted to talk about at the ball and she gets flustered again!! He tries to be like “oh ah! Time and date you know ahaha” to not freak her out but then she’s just straight up like “Are you flirting with me!?” And Tolus is kinda confused because he didn’t realize it but yea kinda he was so he says yes but like “not really because ion wanna stress you out!!” She throws up but is like “That was just stress, I don’t mind you flirting with me” they never set up a date properly because one of the other players Minerva starts acting up XDD

They have a few more brief interactions, the most recent being in the latest session but they literally did not talk, she passed out because Minerva told her how we went back in time and killed the time wizard and saw god and yea, June couldn’t handle it XDDD

Currently, they have yet to go on their date and Heart Day is coming up which is like Valentines Day. I need someone to explain it to Tolus so I can have him do stuff for June, gifts and a proper date!!! Also I really want them to train together so June can get tougher and more confident! Tolus really wants that for her! He thinks she’s awesome and deserves to be more confident in herself and he wants to be there for her for anything. I also always make her with flowers in her hair because 1) it’s cute xb and 2) I imagine once they get closer Tolus would find nice flowers and give them to her/put them in her hair <333 RAAAAAA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!! I imagine their first kiss going horribly xb Tolus gets excited and accidentally rams her face, bloody nose, apologies, panic, anxious. They both are so new to this but they have each other so they’re chillin!! Tolus doesn’t know he’s in love with June yet, he’s just like “yea we’re good friends! Who go on dates and I care deeply about her and I get happy at the thought of her and my heart rate speeds up and my face gets a little hot when I see her and I want nothing but the best for her!! We are such good friends :)!!” Being fair, dude has been alone in a forest for almost 10 years and is just excited to have friends XDD

Now!! Here are some pictures of her (one with Tolus xb) and a meme because I miss her dearly XDD

[korasonata]

Hermitcraft season 9 - favourite bits of episode ones!

—

Doc: *gives Scar unbreaking III, mending, silk touch, and efficiency V*

Scar: dude, this is amazing, I’m gonna be able to fully enchant my hoe.

SILENCE

Doc: …what

—

Gem: oh there’s beetroot seeds! I want those, thank you.

Impulse: I’ve never heard anyone get excited about beetroot seeds.

Gem: they’re so pretty! Have you seen em?

Pearl: they are. But that’s all they’re good for. Looking pretty.

Gem: yeah, well that’s all I’m good for too and nobody complains.

—

Beef: You want some balls?

XB: uh…no, go for it man.

Beef (completely innocently): you sure? I’ve got 2. I can give you one.

XB: all…your balls…are belong to you.

—

*Distant sounds of Impulse screaming*

Pearl: are you alright!

[Impulse was slain by Vex]

Cleo: …I don’t know if he’s alright. I think he’s not alright.

—

Pearl: ok, you know what he’s targeting Gem, so we can hit it.

*Vindicator turns around and kills her instantly.*

—

Gem: look, it’s huge!

Pearl: look at Gem finding all the big holes on the server.

Cleo: *lost it*

Gem (completely unaware at what she’s just done): I’m so good at this!

Cleo: *hyperventilating*

Impulse: oh jeez.

*intense wheezing sounds from Cleo*

Impulse: Oh sh— good job Gem, I think you killed Cleo.

Cleo: you can’t do this to me! I’ve got the plague!

—

Pearl (singing): I can show you the world! Weeeeeee! (Jumps off cliff)

Impulse (very concerned): oh she dead!

Pearl (distant): Hello!

Impulse: I will show you the world as weeeelllllllll!!! (Jumps off cliff)

Pearl: oh, hi!

Impulse: *dies*

—

Pearl: oh look! Gem found me more holes.

Cleo: *snickering*

Gem: No, Cleo found this one!!

Pearl: oh, ok.

Cleo: but you found my hole after I used it!

SILENCE…

Pearl: …alright.

Cleo: *cackling*

Pearl: I think Cleo…got that one a little further down the road than it should have been…

Impulse: *snickering*

Cleo: I’m a grown up.

—

Cleo: Hi..?

Doc: Hey!

Cleo: what are you up t— I mean I know what you’re up to but why are you up to it?

—

Ren: guys, I’ve forgotten how to play early game Minecraft. Can someone hold my hand please?

—

Stress: look what I picked up! (Places down green carpet) some decor.

False: ni— from where?!

Stress (laughing): I don’t kno—Oh, the village!

False: You been shopping?! Without me?! You bought a new carpet?!

—

Doc: I’m back.

Stress + False: Welcome back.

False: wait, I thought you were going to bed, it's passed your bedtime!

Doc: Yeah, I asked and I can stay up a bit longer.

Stress: *laughing*

False: Ok, well welcome back.

Stress: *completely lost it*

False: I think it's passed Stress's bedtime too, by the sounds of it.

Stress: What do you mean?!

False: What do you mean what do I mean?!

—

Ren: Excuse me Mrs. False Symmetry.

False: Yes. Hi.

Ren: Hi there. Umm, we—

False: The answer’s no.

—

(Doc and Ren squabbling in the background)

False: Oooooooo

Stress: False, False, False. False?

False: Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait—

Stress (insistent): False. False.

False: Wait, look look. Look look. There’s a fight happening.

(Ren and Doc in the background

-The horse face! I want it!

-No! No, I need it! I need it!)

Stress: What face?

False: There’s a fight.

Stress: What?

False (with glee): There’s a fight about to happen.

—

False (about Stress): She’s not even here yet. She’s probably screaming her head off somewhere.

*distant screaming from Stress*

—

Iskall (about his starter base): it could definitely use a few more flowers. *Places down Stress’s head* It’s flowers.

—

Pearl: Ooo! Sapling!

Impulse: I have one myself.

Pearl: ooo! Apple!

Impulse: ok, we still can’t make a full tree.

Pearl: what do you mean? We can make two trees now. Ooo! Sapling! Three trees! Four trees! Five trees!

Impulse: are we gonna— would you stop it!

Pearl: I’m excited ok!

Impulse: are we gonna just trust in what we’ve gathered so far? Or do we wanna stick around for a bit?

Pearl (whispering): six trees.

Impulse (whispering): Oh my gosh.

—

Ren: Beware. There’s a deep troll that lives underground and shouts at you when you walk by, it’s very disturbing.

Cub: It’s true.

Cleo: It’s probably Joe.

—

TFC: I love it! A floating axe! *picks up floating axe*

*dies to trident*

TFC: And now it’s floating again.

—

Grian (watching Mumbo and Scar boat through a cave on land): they have 8 million subscribers, these two.

Mumbo: Well deserved subscribers, I think you’ll find!

—

Bdubs: Doc, you’ve been out in the desert for days, what have you been doing out there?

Doc: I— well, got full diamond gear and—

Bdubs: Yeah.

Doc: Iron farm. Um…and a villager breeder set up and now—

Bdubs: Oh my goodness…

Doc: I need a donkey so I can build a giant gold farm.

Gem: Doc. I have a tree. And that’s all.

—

Bdubs: oh my love! Ok we’re naming this horse Mí Amoré! Gem, did you hear that?

Gem: That’s a good horse name.

Bdubs: Yeah? It’s Spanish!

Gem: Didn’t know you knew Spanish.

Bdubs: Ok, you were supposed to know that that was actually Italian.

—

Ren (to Keralis): ok, um…if you would please sir…um…would you just please remove my head from my body?

Isklall (with zero hesitation): Yes! *smack*

Ren: NOT YOU!!!

—

Ren: I want his face, is that a problem?

Stress + False in tandem: Uh…

False: ..no?

Stress: Can I have your face? Set your spawn Ren. Ren go over there— *pushing him* to the bed

Ren: Wait—!

Stress: Click it. Click the bed Ren. Click. The bed.

False (sitting back casually): This is a real face off.

Ren (now standing on the bed): But I have much things!

Stress: Click the bed!

Ren: Wait a minute—!!

Stress: CLICK THE BED!!

—

BONUS THINGS

•The entire “Matador” “Matress Store” “Master Door” bit

•The whole Stress with the wheat arch which eventually culminates in Doc banning her from going anywhere near wheat

•Joe’s entire episode solely because of the sheer comedic value of him just minding his business and planting his crops while all hell breaks loose around him

•How many Hermits does it take to trap one sheep in a hole going on in Beef’s episode (and apparently the answer is SEVEN)

•The smash cuts in Gems episode. Her saying that she went to the Nether with Impulse and going “It went really well!” Smash cut to her walking through the portal going “THIS IS THE WORST!” Her going “I’ve enlisted Jevin as an escort to the desert. Jevin was a great escort I swear!” Smash cut to Jevin plummeting to his death.

•That one very specific moment in Tango’s episode where you just hear Stress scream bloody murder before she suddenly just jumps off the side of a cliff with explosions going off behind her like the greatest action sequence ever.

•BEHIND YOU GEM

[bug-crimes]

Rating Hermitcraft intros based on my synesthesia

aka it's 2am and I'm in hell, this is only gonna include the hermits that have actual Consistent Intros to their hermitcraft videos and also has absolutely nothing to do with how much I actually like their videos or even their voice!! there isn't a single hermit whose voice I don't enjoy in some form but I have opinions about their intros apparently so here we go,

(also I specifically have sound-texture synesthesia, sounds will have different textures associated with them, which aren't always.. real textures? in which case I might get a little abstract with feelings idk I apologize in advance)

cub: solid like. 5/10? smack in the middle pretty much, like super smooth paper, the kind that pen doesn't dry well on

doc: 9/10 his intro is. ough. if you included the goat tapes in his rating?? infinity/10 but this is just about his voice s o. his intro is like. being able to pick up a piece of storm cloud and squeeze it... a lil spark, a lot of rumbling fluff, very very nice to feel

etho: 7/10? I love listening to his voice in General but his intro doesn't have the Best Feelings of his voice, it's like. something almost crunchy that crumbles when you squeeze it

false: 8/10!! it is So Nice!!! a lil bouncy bouncy in your chest kinda like driving on a hilly road!! makes me happy

gem: solid like. 4.5/10?? feels like Too Much Grass. no I don't know what the fuck that means please don't ask (I love her voice in general tho this is purely just the intro sjjfjd)

scar: one that rly surprises me bc I love watching him but scars intro is only like. a 2/10 at best?? esp the hermits and crafting part feels a little like rubbing styrofoam together but it's Fine it's worth it for scar content beloved

grian: 5/10, middle of the road like cub! kinda like a freshly baked sheet of cake c:

hypno: 4/10? it's like. accidentally putting too much honey on crunchy bread in a way that's good when u want honey but not as fun when u don't

jevin: 8/10!!!! love!!!! it's like. you know those gifs of people jiggling gelatin shaped like animals. it's like those, esp if they're shiny

impulse: 6/10, I do enjoy but it is Pretty Average djjfd he's just!! sorta like an old blanket that is pretty worn but feels so familiar and nice anyways, it's Good

iskall: hrmgh. this is a weird one bc objectively I love his intro. but synesthesia disagrees and says it's a 3/10 at Best, like wet carrot peels?? I don't even know man I'm upset at myself for that one

joe: 8/10! it's like house siding! somehow this is a good thing!

keralis: yes/10 he just has a Good Voice it's So Good it's like rabbit fur

pearl: 10/10 brain happy moments,,, it's just smooth water!! like river water I think where it doesn't quite feel Real but it pulls a little and is just the right amount of cool

ren: 6.5/10? it's very fun skfjd he's like what I imagine it would feel like to smash a tiny round lightbulb mixed with bouncy ball vibes

stress: 7/10! first thought was like the handle of a pestle but honestly just any vaguely smooth Holdable Thing would probably work too, big emphasis on Holdable her intro is holdable

tfc: 7.5/10!! it's like. the stone of a firepit still warm from a fire,,, just really good vibes

beef: 9/10!!!! his intro is like a merengue it's so Light and Melts <3

wels: 10/10 makes me wanna cry happy tears sometimes it just hits So Good it's like when u get that itch u couldn't scratch

xb: 9999/10 literally I could just listen to his intro on repeat for hours it's s o good I just want to bury my hands in it

xisuma: 6/10 just full of scrungle. like a floppy ferret. or a frisbee??

zedaph: solid 8/10! a little bit like trying to hold fireworks, it always makes me happy :D

cleo: 9/10! I love the way she says hermitcraft it's just Smooth and Concave and feels like you can slide down her words it's v v good,,

[ivi-prism]

Yes :D

Alrighty!

The first reaction since the first group of Hermits that found him did because they where drawn to a forest was probably like “UHHHHHHHH…… why did we just find a BABY in an ISOLATED WORLD?! Uhhhhhhhhhhh”

Probably pretty shocking to find a baby just in the forest with a picture of his parents and a note probably from his mom saying “yeah please take care of him since I got hunted”

But after the initial shock the Hermits that initially went probably started to either get paranoid over a baby just BEING THERE AND HOW THE HELL DID THEY KNOW HOW TO FIND HIM???? (Cub, Bdubs, Cleo) while the other Hermits went OHHH BUT HE IS SOO CUTEEE LOOK AT HIS LIL’ EARS SO FLUFFYYYY (Tango, Zed, Doc, Stress)

Meanwhile Xisuma and False stood there like “oh void… a baby.. this is a dangerous place for a baby and definitely not save conditions to grow in.

For the time being Fundy is mainly under Stress’ supervision while they get back to the other Hermits and decided what to do

The reactions went from

Smoll. Cute. Smoll. Tiny 🥺 (Stress, Tango, Zed)

OMG A BABY SOOOO TINYYYY AGH MY HEART HE IS ADORABLE BUT I RATHER LOOK FROM AFAR (Scar, Keralis, Mumbo, Impulse)

Oh cool a kid (Joe, Jevin, Etho, Xb,Hypno)

Guys shouldn’t… uh… shouldn’t we worry? this is suspicious af and I don’t trust it! Not even those tiny ears (Beef, Wels,Bdubs)

You will make for a fine apprentice >:3 (Grian,Cub, Doc)

Could we please settle this quickly? I have things to do (Iskall, TFC, Cleo)

Guys please this is serious (False,Xisuma)

Ren was in the “oh cool a kid” category but Stress handed him Fundy for a bit while the Hermits debated what to do and the doggo inadvertently unlocked one other reaction: “i’ll protect you”

Pack bonding in humans is craaazy… but in dogs??? Yeah… Ren never stood a chance… also neither did Fundy cause all tiny’s brain recognized was something familiar… and familiar= save. Thus eventually leading to everyone deciding to leave Ren as main caretaker

And of course as the timeline progresses the hermits that might have been suspicious over Fundy eventually drop their guard and the orange ball of chaos warms his way into their hearts. Same as with the hermits that might have been simply to scared/anxious to deal with a baby

[pawpunkao3]

Hermits as 2020 headlines:

Bdubs: ‘Brooklyn for Real’: Rat takes on pigeon in ruthless NYC showdown

Cub: Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free

Doc: Pope Francis urges followers to pray that AI and robots ‘always serve mankind’

Etho: Man requests sword fight with ex-wife and lawyer to settle legal dispute

False: And Now, a Sinkhole Full of Rats

Grian: German nudist chases wild board that stole laptop at Berlin lake

Hypno: Countries with more butter have happier citizens

Iskall: Self-proclaimed leprechaun whisperer reveals he’s still in contact with the mythical creatures who only reveal themselves to him- and insists they ‘don’t have a problem’ with lockdown

Jevin: Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty accused of punching child

Joe: Mississippi Says Including Giant Mosquito State Flag Redesign Was a Mistake

Keralis: Virginia senator blames Canada for his ‘extra moist’ microwave tuna melt

Mumbo: Grizzly Bears Can Eat 40,000 Moths in a Day

Ren: AI cameraman repeatedly confuses bald head for soccer ball during live stream

Scar: Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of “bread”

Stress: Jose Canseco worried Bigfoot or aliens can ‘get coronavirus’

Beef: Titanic’s Greatest Unsolved Mystery Involves a Conga Line, P.C.P., and an Unidentified Chowder

Wels: Overzealous profanity filter bans paleontologists from talking about bones

XB: These foul-mouthed parrots had to be separated after cursing at wildlife park visitors

Xisuma: Universe Shouldn’t Exist, say CERN Physicists

Cleo: Animals Keep Evolving into Crabs, Which Is Somewhat Disturbing

And lastly, all of team ZIT: 3 men banned from Yellowstone after trying to cook chicken in geyser

[cd-head]

- Powers -

The powers :D

- HEROS - 

Xisuma - Body shifting, earth/metal bending, telekinesis

Grian - Shape shifting into animals, able to go invisible, can shrink, and can talk to animals

Mumbo - Knows everything, has game like cards but they give him a certain power and/or someones stats and everything on it in a single card

Impulse - Lightning and can control the wind

Tango - Fire manipulation (HIS HAIR IS ON FUCKING F I R E )

Zedaph - Can control plants, talk to plants, and can make them grow from nothing

Doc- Can literally blow shit up with his mind

Ren - Heat vision, able to smell things out from a mile away, and can see through walls if wanted

Joe - Can phase through walls with easy, ghost like, can literally take over your body but he cant stay in it for long

Cleo - Can literally STEAL your body and stay in it until she gets sick of it and goes to a different one, can make you bend to her every will if she so much as looks into your eyes (if her eyes are glowing, youre FUCKED)

Stress - Healing powers, can wrap up your soul in what looks to be strings and begin to crush it, can make your insides turn to simple mush if she is pissed off at you and then heal you - shes pretty good at torturing people

False - Can summon weapons out of thin air (Only blades though) and can turn invisible  

Bdubs - Hes just. Hes sandman. Thats how to explain it.

Jevin - Shape shifting being, not really human, can turn his body rock hard and such  (Kinda like Kirishima)

TFC - Able to read minds, immortal (HES AS OLD AS THE UNIVERSE LIKE O L D M A N MUCH-), can summon balls of energy and throw them with ease

Scar - Strong hearing, can sense when someone is close, can survive a high height fall and land on his feet (Hes a cat okay-)

Hypno - Its in his name. But he can hypnosis someone if they so much as look into his eyes when theyre swirling and yellow.

Keralis - Can jump really fucking high, good eyesight due to his big eyes, can land on his feet, can get around quickly as well

Wels - He can summon swords (And only swords) of any kind if hes holding wood, metal, or anything. It’ll turn into a sword if he wants it too that has water swimming around it.

Etho - He can summon weapons of any kind - And I mean ANY kind. Heat vision, he can control wind and earth, he has keen hearing, and he can teleport.

Gem - Controls nature and will never miss a shot - tends to do archery because of it

Pearl - Teleportain, reading minds, and ‘dark’ magic.

- VILLAINS -

Cub - Can move through dirt and sand like its water, can fuse himself armor out of anything that is around him.

EX - Body shifting shadow bending, air manipulation.

Skinless - Just like Beef, hes powerless, but hes weaker in every stat.

Green eyes - Just like Beef, hes powerless but hes ‘better’ than Beef in stats.

Hels - Same power as Wels but with axes of all kinds and the axes are on fire.

NPC - Hes a robot, he doesnt really have any powers other than that hes heightened in all stats and can fly using his rocket boosters.

BeetleJhost - Can take over your body and stay in it if he wishes, he can do this a bit longer than Joe but not to much longer before hes kicked back to his body. Can walk through walls for longer than Joe.

AngelCleo - Can take over your mind like a parasite and make you bend to her ever will if she so much as snaps her fingers in front of you and you wont be able to remember anything that happened when she had you in her control if she lets you out of it.

Badtimes - Can smell someone out, knows if someone is nearby, strong hearing, can see any movement even if its in the corner of his eyes (Hes a dog okay, if Scar is a c a t, hes a d o g - )

- NORMAL PEOPLE -

Beef - Hes well trained with fighting physically and knows how to hold his own, knows whats hes doing and can keep himself safe 

Skinless - Hes just trying man, he doesnt know how to fight or anything but hes insanely good at tech even though it hurts him to move

Iskall - He has diamond and emerald ore forming all over his body

xB - Has no powers, hes fairly well trained with a sword and tends to fence though!

[ghastspidergwen]

I love @doctorsiren's dadskall au, and I thought I'd write a little fic about it. basically, the dadskall au is where xisuma and ex (alex)'s dad is doomguy, but some sort of accident/crazy magic/whatever made him and iskall share a body, go check out doctor siren for the whole story, she has great art, too!

disclaimers (you can completely ignore this section if you want): I have played about 15 minutes total of all the Doom games, read none of the books, seen none of the movies, but the ost is great, so this will probably be ooc for doomguy. xisuma and alex are more based on the featherweight au versions, not the real hermitcraft versions. this story is not part of the dadskall au nor any of dr siren's other aus, it's just a break for me to write some fluff. it takes place ~3-4 years after where fw currently is (s7 election era) but is not set in the fw au world. link to the post part of this is based on. ...and I think that's everything, onto the fic!

.

Xisuma took a deep breath, “I think dad’s alive.”

“You said you saw him die,” Alex, previously known as Evil Xisuma, said, turning to his brother, “They told me he died”

“He wasn’t exactly dead, it’s hard to explain. It’s more like...the horcruxes in Harry Potter. When dad died, I think there was some magic at play that made it so his ‘soul’ transferred into the nearest healthy, person. And I think I found them.”

“Uh-huh, and who might that be?”

“HALLO!” Iskall burst in, “What did you need me for?”

“Iskall? Seriously?”

“He was there that night and I have no reason to believe-”

“You really think Iskall-”

“It’s my best guess, everyone else was injured, and the magic had to choose the nearest healthy person, so it must be Iskall.”

“What must be Iskall?”

“Are you sure we’re talking about the same Iskall?”

“No, Iskall86,” Xisuma said, sarcastically, “Of course this Iskall, how many Iskalls do we know?”

“I still have no idea what we’re talking about, can -”

“No!” The void brothers turned to him and responded in sync. Xisuma pulled his brother into a side room, “Stay right there, thanks Iskall.”

“What?”

Xisuma exhaled and closed the door behind them, “Phew, OK, I have reason to believe that 13 years ago, Iskall was present the night that dad-y’know-and since everyone else there was either corrupted or injured, as the only uninjured person, dad’s spirit ended up inhabiting his body, but’s been so weak that it was only using Iskall as a means of staying alive, not influencing him or trying to take control of his body at all. Do you get me?”

“A little.”

“And I think I know the spell that will separate them, and give dad his old body back,” They went back into the main room with Iskall, “Should I do it now?”

“Blast ‘im,” Alex backed out of the room, putting a protective wall between him and the magic.

“WHAT?!”

A glowing green ball of energy swirled between Xisuma’s hands, and Iskall backed into the wall, “H-hey Xisuma, what are you doing?”

“This...shouldn’t hurt.”

Iskall held up a hand in a stop gesture, “SHOULDN’T?!”

Xisuma blasted him with the magic. Iskall glowed green, floated into the sir, then split into two people who fell down.

“I...think it...worked,” Xisuma muttered, collapsing to the floor.

Doomguy looked up, and noticed someone lying, unmoving, on the floor. His saving-people instincts kicked in, and he pulled himself over to the person. “C'mon, don’t be dead, don’t be dead,” he said, shaking them.

Someone was shaking Iskall. He sat up and opened his eyes, “Holy heck, it’s Doomguy!”

“You’re alive!” Doomguy said relieved, and pulled Iskall into a hug.

Absolutely starstruck, Iskall sat there, frozen. It’s Doomguy, I love Doom, Doomguy is right here, and he’s hugging me, it’s Doomguy! Iskall’s mind looped.

Pulling out of the hug, Iskall spotted Xisuma crumpled on the floor, “W-wait, I got-gotta check on my friend.”

Doomguy turned around, and spotted his son on the floor.

“Xisuma!” He stood up and stumbled toward him.

“Wait, you know Xisuma?”

“He’s my son. Well, your son, too. Our son.”

“Wha-”

“Short answer, I am you. You are me. We’re the same person.”

Looking at his hands, one thought crossed Iskall’s mind, I’m Doomguy. It was closely followed by “I HAVE A SON?”

“Two sons.”

“TWO SONS? And one of them is dying!” Iskall sprinted across the room and cradled Xisuma’s head, “I don’t know what to do!”

“Health potion?” Doomguy suggested.

“Oh, yeah,” Pulling a potion of healing out of his inventory, Iskall splashed it onto Xisuma. He held his breath and waited to see if it would work.

Xisuma opened his eyes. He sat up.

“Dad!” He jumped up, and buried his face in his dad’s chest plate, giving him a hug the same way he did when he was younger.

“I’m your dad, too,” Iskall said.

“You know?” Xisuma asked, breaking off the hug.

“Yeah, Doomguy told me. So give your poppa a hug,” Iskall uncrossed his arms and gave a very confused Xisuma a hug.

“Oh, OK,” Xisuma awkwardly pat Iskall’s back until he stepped away.

“Is Alex here?” Doomguy asked.

“He should be right outside, he didn’t want to be in the same room as an untested spell.”

“Wait, you didn’t test it? Then why did you cast it on me?” Iskall asked, panicked.

“How many people do we know that have another person living inside them?”

“Wels/Hels, I’m pretty sure Ren did for a while, a pregnant lady,” Iskall ticked off on his fingers.

“Different circumstances. Wels and Hels are one person, like two sides of a coin, Ren-I don’t know what happened with Grimdog or The Red King or whatever, but I definitely don’t want to mess with those, and did you just compare yourself to a pregnant woman?”

“Uhhh...nevermind.”

“You said Alex was just outside?”

“Yeah,” Xisuma pulled the door open, to reveal Alex sitting on a bench outside, drumming his fingers against the seat

“Did it work?”

“Yeah.” Stepping out of the doorway, Xisuma revealed their dad standing behind him.

“Hi, Alex.”

“Dad?”

“It’s me,” Doomguy sat next to his other son.

“Dad!” Alex hugged him, and they pulled Xisuma into the hug after a second. They sat there before the hug was interrupted by another pair of arms joining in.

“Family, together again,” Iskall sighed.

“What’s up with him?” Alex asked, glancing at Iskall.

“I’m part of the family, call me Dadskall.”

“OK...Dadskall, can we have awhile alone with our dad?”

“Oh, yeah. Sure. See you later.” Iskall trudged out of the room.

“I haven’t seen you guys in forever! How long was I…”

“15 years.”

“So that would put you guys in your mid-30s, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Has anything big happened in the last 15 years?”

Alex pulled off his helmet, “Nothing too bad. I was imprisoned for a bit of it,” he glared at his brother.

Xisuma also removed his helmet, “I said I was sorry, how many times do you want me to apologize?”

“I wasn’t saying it’s your fault, I was just making the point that-”

“I get it! I was an idiot and I didn’t listen to you when you were clearly right.”

“Just like old times,” Doomguy chuckled, he examined his son’s faces, “You look so much older, like real adults. I’m so sorry I missed out on the last 15 years, I would’ve loved to see you grow up.”

“It’s not like you could do anything about it.”

“I know you would have been here if you could.”

“Also how did you guys get those scars?”

“Someone needed to keep slaying the demons after you left,” Alex shrugged.

“I angered some Watchers years ago.”

“You angered some Watchers?” Doomguy asked, standing up.

“I just realized someone was right, but it was too late to save them.”

“Darn right, I was.” Alex and Xisuma also stood up.

“I...forgot how tall you were,” Doomguy said looking, at up at Alex, who was only a few inches taller.

“Oh, yeah. Xisuma was jealous he never got this tall.”

“No, I’m not!”

“Sure,” Alex smirked.

“So, anything else new?” Their dad intervened.

“Daisy’s still alive.”

“Should’ve guessed,” he chuckled.

“Oh! You’re a grandpa!”

“What?!”

“Yeah! I adopted a guy named xB. I’ll call him over, so you can meet!”

<Xisuma> hey xb, can you come on down to my base, I’ve got something to show you

<xBcrafted> ?

<xBcrafted> yeah, be there shortly

“How did you meet this xB?”

“I was doing some exploring between seasons, looking for a good seed, when I found a small single player world. xB was alone in there. Poor kid was only 13, didn’t know where his parents were, said he had been handling himself for the last 2 or 3 years, so I took him back to Hermitcraft with me. He’s a great kid, you’ll love him.”

“Xisuma has practically adopted the entire server.”

“Server? You’re an admin?”

“We both are. I’m main admin of Hermitcraft, Alex is the backup admin.”

“I’m so sorry I missed out on all of this stuff. I really wish I could have been there for you two.”

Something thumped into the outside of the building they were in, and the door opened, “Freakin’ rockets, stupid friggin’ elytra,” xB mumbled. “Oh, hey Uncle Alex, hey, dad.”

Doomguy gasped, “I love him already!”

“Wha-”

“xB, this is our dad, Doomguy.”

“Wait, I thought he was dead.”

“Wonky magic stuff.”

“OK then. I’m xBcrafted,” xB said, offering his hand for a handshake.

Doomguy scooped him up in a hug, “Hello, xB, you can call me Grandpa Flynn, or just Grandpa, or just Flynn, I don’t care. I have a grandson!”

“Nice-to-meet-you,” xB gasped.

“Dad, I don’t think he can breath.”

“Oh, right,” Flynn released his grandson, “sorry, got a little overexcited.”

“Nah, it’s fine. I’m glad you’re back.”

“Glad to be back.”

“Do you want to go meet the rest of the server? There’s just under 30 of us, total.”

“Oh, you’ll love all of them. There’s me, of course, but Hypno and Jevin and Wels and False are all set up near me, Stress and Gem are also pretty close, and Doc and Ren are just past them, and…” xB rambled as the other three grabbed their helmets.

“You ready?” Alex asked, pushing open the door.

“Let’s go, I want to meet the rest of your family.”

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If the Hermits had Mob Drops

Mumbo: redstone torch, black wool, flint and steel

Grian: feathers, glowstone, fireworks

Joe: book, iron, eye of ender

Beef: turtle shell, blackstone, leather

Xisuma: endstone, netherrack, beehive

Keralis: concrete, glass, mending books

Etho: ice, ender pearl, end rod

Stress: flowers, various potions, vines

Cleo: rotten flesh, sticks, ink

Scar: stained glass, dirt, fish

Ren: bone, red sand, various dyes

Zedaph: blaze rods, gunpowder, glowstone lamps

Wels: various armours, lapis, magma cream

Bdubs: phantom membrane, various woods, various stones (andesite, granite, etc…)

False: various swords, arrow, bucket

impulse: shovels, totems of undying, prismarine

TFC: stone, various ores, furnace

Cub: sandstone, crossbow, light blue wool

Tango: blaze powder, gravel, sand

Iskall: various leaves, slime ball, emeralds

Hypno: ghast tear, gold, signs

Xb: sea lantern, sponge, bonemeal

Jevin: bow, bowl, fishing rod

Doc: trident, music disks, bucket of milk

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LoL Chapter 45- Enemies of the State

Masterpost

A Wizard Hermits tale (AU, designs, ideas belongs to @theguardiansofredland)

A girls’ day out leads to a discovery, and the other hermits need to know about it immediately.

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It wasn’t often the girls got to spend time on the mainland together. They love all the hermits, but the three of them are sisters. Very strange, completely different sisters. Even if they’re just getting shipments of food and letters, it’s a break for them. Besides, Stress is the strongest hermit- she easily carries two massive bundles of foods they can’t grow on the island. 

“I need to get some alloys, think we can drop by the smith shop for me to get bricks and ball bearings?” False questions, turning to Cleo and Stress with big, pleading eyes. She wants to test out her skills she learned in Alphasguard. She’s also been using her smithing skills to ease her nerves. 

After seeing the monstrosity in the forest, after leaving it to continue to grow, her nightmares have been plagued with tentacles wrapped around trees, eyes and mouths opening up to swallow the world whole. When the nightmares become too much, the only way she can ward them off is with the light of her forge and the music of metal. She’s made half an armor set in the night alone in the time they’ve been back on Eremita. 

Thankfully, the other two are more than happy to visit the forges of Coral Shores. Plus, it’s more time to themselves, and for Stress it’s more time free from the wretched rolling of Cleo’s ship. At this point, she’d rather walk across the water than get sick over the side of the sailboat. 

“So if you’re making more weapons, think you can give a look at my saber? I think she could use some fine tuning, a bit of that good Falsie touch.” Cleo bumps False on the shoulder, rounding the corner into the dry heat of the forgery area. Stress and Cleo recoil at every bang and explosion of fire from the mouths of the forges, like maws of dragons, but False never felt more at home than in the center of the chaos. She watches a bladesmith heat treat the blade of a battleaxe, fire bursting at the oil’s surface, before cooling as the heat travels from metal to grease. It comes out slightly bent, to which the smith races to fix before the metal sets. 

At the center of the forges, a warehouse of alloys operates as the hub. Smiths come and go, picking up all kinds of metals and materials for their craft. False joins the busy bustle, nabbing bars of iron and steel, even a few bearings and sheets. False prefers to make her own tools, and she knows she’ll need some rods and ball bearings to forge a new pair of tongs. The last one she broke when she fell asleep at the forge, and they melted beyond repair. She’d have likely perished as well had it not been for Wels checking in on his friend. 

When False returns, stowing the metal in her pocket dimension for later summoning, Cleo and Stress are staring at the ground. “What did you two find?” She questions, peering over their shoulder.

At the girls’ feet, a wanted poster catches on the cobblestone, the edges of the parchment singed black by wanton flames of the forges. It’s not something they haven’t seen before, a wanted poster of Doc. Even though his days of crime and revolt are mostly past him, every once in a while some arcane guard captain stirs up the reminder that Doc escaped jail, and they print a few new ones. 

But another paper catches False’s vision, this time bearing another familiar, all though very different face. xB. She stoops down, picking up the wanted poster. She flicks the undried paste from her hands, reading it aloud to the others. “Wanted for crimes against Lairyon, treason, political divide between kipling kingdoms and Lairyon, illegal congregation of a guild, and resisting arrest.” 

Stress has disappeared around the corner, but her gasp lures the other two to see what she’s staring at, wide eyed and shaking in her fuzzy boots. 

The entire wall of the tavern is covered in wanted posters. Every last face on each unique poster depicting every last hermit- including Jellie. Mumbo’s depiction is the most accurate, though his mustache is a little off. But whoever designed these sketches got the multi-mage’s constant look of concern down pat. They also notice who carries the heaviest price on their head. Grian, with almost a million rupees more than anyone else, his wings talking up most of the picture. 

False pulls down her own picture, tucking a blonde lock of hair behind the glass and metal of her goggles. She reads of the list of crimes she’s been charged with. Treason, theft, crimes against the Council and government, illegal congregation of a guild, resisting arrest, mercenary activity, illegal manufacture of weapons… the list goes on and on, more and more bullshit than the last. Most of these are laws she’s never heard of, or are so dated she’s sure they were dredged up from the early history of Lairyon. 

And at the bottom of every last wanted poster was the personal signature and insignia of the Magistrate of Lairyon. Dolios himself created these orders, and the Council approved them. She feels her heart stop, her head swimming, a sensation of vertigo as she realizes what this means. 

The hermits are wanted criminals. Not just lawbreakers, but Lairyon’s most wanted. “We need to get back to Eremita. Now.” 

“I knew things were going on with the Council, but I didn’t expect this.” TFC picks up his wanted poster, brushing out his beard and shaking his head. It’s clear the artist that drew this has no clue how to style dwarven hair. 

“I had heard rumors that there’s discord between the guildmasters of the Council. Do you think our work is affecting them?” Xisuma is half perched on the side of TFC’s desk, rifling through all twenty-something  papers in search of his. He pulls it out, looking at the masked face before him. His fingers brush the corner of the rendition where the mark of him and his brother would be, then runs his fingers over the scratched out metal on his face. 

“Perhaps Dolios is putting more pressure on them to maintain their power, to hinder us. Put enough stress on anything, and even a diamond will fracture.” TFC hums. “Well, as bad as this looks on the outside, we can also take this as good news.” 

“Good news? How in the world are we supposed to take being Lairyon’s Most Wanted as good news?” Cleos snorts, waving a green hand at the stack. Her’s is the only one that says ‘wanted undead or dead’. 

“Because it means it’s working. We’re backing Dolios into a corner. He’s threatened by us. It’s not just enough to deal with us on his own, now he wants all of Lairyon to do his bidding.” TFC stands, quite proud. All of their time spent breaking crystals, hunting down husks, and now discovering the monster in the forest is showing results. So much work, and it’s finally starting to crack his resolve. 

“What do we do about this?” Stress whispers. “The arcane guard and most of Lairyon will be after our heads. That’s a lot of money on each of us.” 

“We keep doing our work.” TFC walks out of the cave he calls home, standing in the sunlight and watching the other hermits train. “When isn’t the arcane guard after us? But the more work we do to stop Dolios and whatever he plans to do with that… abomination, the more we help the people of Lairyon, the less inclined they’ll be to turn us in.” 

“We’re already the champions of the Chimaera’s Cup.” Xisuma points out. Would people see their fall from grace as the pitfalls of victory, or would they read more into the lies spread by their leader. 

“And the Asklepions. Shellor, the other teams from the championship.” False straightens her shoulders, thinking of the people they’ve met so far. “They know we aren’t the villains of this story.” 

“It’s not much, but it’s a start.” TFC nods, and waves to Xisuma. “Keep working on finding more information about darkness. He thinks this will stop us- we’re just getting started.”

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Part three lets go!

In this one I’ll just be talking about all of the subjects, extra curricular, and optional. I’ll be doing everyone except Tubbo, Tommy, Mumbo, xB, Dan, Sparklez, Philza, Doc, Bdubs, and TFC  for the extra option cause they are in first, second year, sixth year or seventh year. Why? Cause the optional and extra curricular is for third too fifth years only. 

This is part three of this au you can see the first part here! And the second part here! 

Now lets get into the stuff

Main Subjects

These are subjects that every single student has too take, they are:

Astronomy

Charms

Defense Against The Dark Arts (or D.A.D.A)

Herbology

History of Magic

Potions

Transfiguration

Flying (though this is only for the first years)

Year 3-5 OptionaL ( Two or more)

Ancient Runes

Arithmancy

Care of Magical Creatures (literally all of them)

Divination (once again all of them)

Muggle Studies

and no one else want too try the other subjects lol (its totally not because i’m lazy to write all of the names)

Extra Curricular

ancient studies

art (third year above)

muggle art (third year above)

earth magic

music (third year above)

muggle music (third year above)

ghoul studies

quidditch (second year above)

Ancient studies: Scott, Bad, Cub, Joe

Art: Lizzie, Lauren, Zed

Muggle Art: fWhip, Pearl, Stress

Earth magic: Hypno, Karl, Eret, Tango, Jevin, Scar

Music: Impulse, Niki,

Muggle music: Ren, Wilbur, Xisuma, Fundy

Ghoul studies: Hbomb, Ross, Cleo

QUIDDITCH PLAYERS:

Seekers: Dream, Etho

Chasers: Technoblade, Fruit, False, Grian

Beaters: Max, Wels, Sapnap, Iskall

Keepers: George, Beef, 

What Does Some of Those Classes Mean?

Some are pretty simple and you can get what it means by the name and there are the other ones, that you might not understand. I’ll be explaining some of them bellow! If you don’t understand some of the classes other than the one I’ve explained feel free too ask! I don’t mind at all

Charms is a course that teaches how to cast the class of spells known as Charms. These are spells that alter an object without changing its essential nature. 

Herbology is the study of magical and mundane plants and fungi, making it the wizarding equivalent to botany. 

Potions are magical liquids created by mixing various ingredients in a cauldron according to very specific rules.

Transfiguration is the family of magical spells that are used for changing objects from one type of thing into another.

Ancient Runes is the study of runic writing. Runes are characters designed to be scratched onto hard surfaces such as rock, and are almost entirely made up of straight lines.

Arithmancy is a branch of magic involving the study of the magical properties of numbers.

Divination is a branch of magic that involves attempting to foresee the future, or gather insights into past, present and future events, through various rituals and tools.

Ancient Studies is an extra-curricular class taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The subject presumably focuses on ancient magic, such as the ancient Egyptians' spells.

Earth magic was a branch of magic mentioned by a student of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It can be assumed that spells underneath this category have to do with earth, and rock.

Ghoul Studies is a class taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Despite it being a class in its own right, it is not a core nor elective subject, so it must be extra-curricular or optional. The subject presumably focuses on ghouls, ghosts, and/or poltergeists.

Quidditch is a wizarding sport played on broomsticks. The object of the game was to score more points than your opponents. Each goal was worth ten points and catching the Golden Snitch was worth one-hundred and fifty points. The game ended when the Snitch was caught or an agreement was reached between the captains of both teams. The game was played by two teams of seven people (three Chasers, two Beaters, one Keeper, and one Seeker) and involved four balls (a Quaffle, two Bludgers, and a Golden Snitch). 

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If you guys have any ideas or suggestions on who to change in the extra options and curricular please tell me! Rebloging is greatly appreciated!

Edit: I changed Grian's extra curricular too a quidditch player! Thank you @tellmeicantdothis for suggesting this! :)

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Another Hermit DnD au

Now I know there are a few DnD aus on here, but this is in reference to this being my second Hermit related DnD au; in this au, the Hermits are playing DnD while Pix, Zloy, Lyarrah, Joe Hills, and Cleo are the DMs (With Impulse and Tango ready to stop being players and fill in in case there’s an emergency.)  In game there all a guild of adventurers trying to gain some gold and glory; they travel around in groups of about 4 completing quests.  The DMs all take one of these groups and DM for them, and after a while the DMs randomly shuffle the players around and 4 new groups go off to play with a different DM.

Here’s what all the Hermits came to the table with.

BDubs made a Halfling Wildmagic Barbarian.

Cub made a Human Archfae Warlock.

Doc made a Tiefling Archfiend Warlock.

Etho made a Drow Shadow Monk who later multiclassed into an Arcane Trickster(and his reasoning for this is Monk/Rogue has the same ring as Batman.)

False made a Mountain Dwarf Battel Master.

Scar made a Wood Elf Circle of the Moon Druid.

Grian made a High Elf Gold Dragon Sorcerer.

Hypno made an Orc Enchantment Wizard.

Impulse made a Human Arcane Trickster.

Iskall made a Half Orc Totem Barbarian.

Jevin made an Awakened Pudding(homebrew class Zloy was testing out) Assassin.

Keralis made a Gnome Glamour Bard.

Mumbo made a Human Great Old One Warlock. Ren made a Half Elf Lore Bard.

Stress made a Halfling Circle of the Land Druid.

Tango made a Fire Genasi Eldritch Knight.

TFC made a Mountain Dwarf Battle Master.

Beef made a Human Evocation Wizard.

Wels made a Hill Dwarf Oath of the Crown Paladin.

XB made a Human Life Cleric.

Xisuma made a Human Way of the Open Hand Monk.

Zed made a Half Elf Lore Bard.

A short list of the group’s shenanigans include

Grian, Scar, Zed, and Mumbo teaming up to charm a dragon into giving them all one free favor each.

Grian using his favor to get enough gold to bail Jevin out.

Scar using his to fly a really heavy silver statue to a castle, compleatly avoiding the bandit ambush Cleo had planned.

Zed using his favor to have the dragon help him intimidate an evil baron.

Mumbo used his to get the dragon to distract some guards that were about to kill him, Doc, and Cub for being warlocks, and escape.

Cub once had to cross dress and pretend to be the Tooth Fairy, and ended up scaring a cruel orphanage owner into being kinder to her charges.

Grian: You know what’s better than one fire ball? Beef: Two fire balls.

Zed won a vicious mockery battle.

Ren lost a vicious mockery battle.

Zloy made this sword that’d try to make a player take a level in warlock, but the warlock trio got a hold of it, managing to break it into 3 pieces, taking almost lethal amounts of radiant damage in the process.

Stress managed to convince a small army of jungle creatures to help her defeat an evil wizard.

By the end of the campaign, Iskall will have proficiency in yeeting his team mates, and False, X and Bdubs will have proficiency in being yote.

Cub managed to get Doc to carry him around for a month.

Cub and Scar once stole a magic amulet from a dude by having Cub talk to him while Scar turned into a cat and steal it.

Scar and Zed once transformed into does, but got stuck in a fence running from someone.

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Hermits as Treasures!

Xisuma: a cloak made of space, the fabric is soft and warm. The string is golden with a moonstone clasp.

Ren: a bone dipped in silver resting on a bed of wild flowers. The bone has an engraving of a gear and a wolf.

Iskall: a jade monocle, the lens is made of tinted blue sea glass. A silver chain hangs from it. Diamonds are embedded around the loop.

Stress: A tiara made of silver with a centrepiece amethyst, the workings are floral in nature.

Mumbo: a silver pocket watch, flowing etchings are filled with dragon blood resin. It always displays the wrong time.

False: a pair of fighting gauntlets, gold and silver thread create dynamic patterns. One of the gloves seems to have a rip.

Cleo: a cutlass with a gold handle embedded with emeralds and garnets, there is a recurring theme of spiders.

Hypno: a mortar and pestle carved from marble, the bowl has obsidian and diamonds encrusted around the outside.

Beef: a rose pin, the flower is black and deep blue. Diamonds are hidden in the petals.

Etho: a pure silver shuriken with 5 edges. a round red ruby is embedded in the middle. Etchings decorate the sides.

Grian: a glass figure of a bird reminiscent to a sparrow. The wings have gold leaf on the edges.

Doc: an olden prosthetic of a hand, it is made of spruce with swirling patterns of gold painted on. An emerald sits on the back of the hand.

Bdubs: a crystal ball reminiscent of a bubble, there is a pile of garnets inside with a white-tinted fog.

Wels: a sword of medieval origin, the guard is silver, with designs indicating knighthood on it. a sapphire is embedded in the middle.

Xb: a glass vial, a teal and silver powder rests at the bottom. When opened, a yellow smoke exits.

Joe: an antique book written in a long lost language, the cover has silver thread to accent the title.

TFC: a silver ring, the centrepiece holds a diamond encircled with smaller emeralds. One of the emeralds seems cracked.

Tango: an Aladdin-style oil lamp made of gold, rubys and garnets decorate the top. When lit, it smell of oranges and mango.

Keralis: a magnifying glass made of silver, gold thread goes around the handle. Emeralds and sapphires are studded around the loop.

Impulse: a golden shovel with blue dynamic engravings, the handle is studded with diamonds in a creeping pattern.

Scar: a light blue crystal held in a silver holder embedded with emeralds. An arcane circle is hidden in the holder’s design.

Cub: a mask made of ivory, blue silk covers the eyes. silver leaf is speckled all over the mask, with a ruby on the forehead.

Zedaph: a ram skull, the horns are solid gold. Finery drips on the bone, various gems hidden in the eye sockets.

Jevin: a crystal chalice with blue accents, it is filled with sapphires and pearls of the highest caliber.

Bonus:

Ex: a dagger holster, made of red leather and black straps, silver thread patterns the front. Rubies and garnets decorate it.

Hels: a silver morning-star, the handle is studded with rubies and garnets. carvings of fire and damnation cover the weapon.

NPG: a small rendition of a rustic house made of glasswork, there is a large crack running through the side of it.

Wormman: a pink scarf with magenta flowing patterns, glass beads and pearls hand down from golden thread.

Badtimes: a cowboy hat of the highest caliber, made of beaver fur with a silver thread around the top.