#x me

[dastamina]

X-Men evolution Jean Grey and Scott Summers

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[ohgodmyeyes]

one of my favourite kinds of scenes to write is recently-divorced/separated anakin going on an obligatory date with his ex-wife (like something professional or that they "need" to do to save face) and then running back to you immediately after

he's miserable, she didn't want him there, he didn't want to be there, he's still all dressed-up, still smells like cologne, probably a little bit drunk, putty in whatever set of hands promises not to throw him in the trash ...

all the thrill of cheating with none of the guilt + you can be naked while he wears his suit :')

[fleshthatfalls]

coriolanus ; what did we say about erasing people from pictures, dove ?

me ; we say yay, hooray, blaine is so fun and creative

[impala-dreamer]

I bet Sam Winchester gives really great back rubs. Like, big hands, always runninng hot, very into making people happy...

I only say this because my neck/shoulder is KILLING ME and i'd love a rub down lol

[pink-o-gore]

I am literally simping for a damn cookie

[swampstew]

Poly marriage with my self insert OC and my fictional husband? Oh a disaster, yes I am so fucked but I don’t need saving I’ll be fine on my own, look away avert ye eyes

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

[sabellart]

something something old man yaoi something something

[keithbutgay]

hi!

um

yeah

notes goal post

because i really need motivation

(i stole some of these but shhhhh)

if this post gets 50 notes i'll drink water right now

100 i'll go to bed at midnight for the rest of the week

200 i'll actually do my laundry

500 i'll take a shower every day for the rest of the week

1,000 i'll brush my teeth every night for a full week

2,000 i'll stop binding for an unhealthy amount of time for a full week

3,000 i'll start actually wearing my ankle braces consistently

4,000 i'll eat breakfast every day for the rest of the week

5,000 i'll stop binding while sleeping

6,000 i'll stop wearing earrings i'm allergic to for a full week

7,000 i'll start doing makeup again

8,000 i'll stop eating chocolate for the rest of the week

9,000 i'll make my autodale masks

10,000 i'll touch grass every day for the rest of the month

11,000 i'll water my plants twice a week for the rest of the month

12,000 i'll put on my lotion when i need to for a full week

13,000 i'll eat at least two meals every day for the rest of the week

14,000 i'll finish my water bottle every day for a full week

15,000 i'll write more for forest files

18,000 i'll clean out my backpack

19,000 i'll take my vitamins every day for the rest of the week

20,000 i'll finish my stained glass project

21,000 i'll go to bed before midnight for the rest of the week

22,000 i'll do my summer reading

23,000 i'll move the knife out of my room

24,000 i'll eat three meals every day for three days

25,000 i'll stop purposefully triggering myself for a full week

50,000 i'll try my best to stay clean for two full weeks

i'll probably add more goals if this somehow get past 5k, but there it is for now :)

spam allowed

tagging allowed

ummm the deadline is halloween

*thumbs up*

go for it

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[unhingemyheart]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

[watmalik]

We moved on WAY too fvking quickly from this…

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[cozylittleartblog]

i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this

[con-dientes]

Imagine getting fucked by a ghost or an invisible force in front of a mirror. There’s nothing you can do but feel and see your gaping pussy. The best part is that you never know when they’re going to fuck you again since you can’t see them <3