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[whistold]

Heroes of Harmania

[sakuramoussy]

A cute extra art for my book Whistold!

Here is where you can buy my book!

You can buy this as an EBook too!

[pixeldistractions]

intermission: cleaning out the pipes

You get paid to unclog the toilet, not to ask what clogged it up in the first place. Try not to look. You really don’t want to know what’s in there.

Jordan never went to college himself. Having little experience about what goes on in these college dorms, he just assumed those wild college frat house movies were far-fetched. But then he hears giggles and moans from the room next door, and he wonders how terribly authentic they might be.

Excuse me, you’re doing what?!? With how many boys?!? Quiet little Melissa Fortney from Lakeside Heights? Shy bug girl who had a crush on Beau Jackson and only first learned about sex from Summer Phoenix at the cafeteria lunch table freshman year???

It’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?

“We’re just messing around,” she says. “Nothing serious.”

Also, panties collection! 😱😆☠️

Jordan hurries downstairs to work on the dorm kitchen instead. Surely nobody is having sex in the kitchen. Surely! Right? Surely he can finish his work unnoticed. Right?

While there’s nothing obscene happening in this kitchen, yet, Delphie Deppiesse is utterly awestruck. She’s harmless, no worries. Valedictorian of her high school class and certified kindness ambassador, her thoughts are chaste, mostly. But she is overwhelmed with the desire to give this man everything he needs… except the space to do his work.

“Hi, we really appreciate your work here. Oh, I bet it’s really hard. (Delphie is far too virginal to even snicker over her use of the word “hard.”) Can I get you a cup of coffee? Can I hold your wrench? I’m eighteen now, by the way, in case you were wondering.”

Jordan wasn’t wondering. At all.

“Excuse me, um, don’t step in that puddle. I’m not insured for student deaths, I don’t think.”

Melissa joins Delphie in her admiration party, still smelling of saliva and other unmentionable fluids because she couldn’t have had the time for even a quick shower.

Didn’t you get your fill upstairs? we might ask.

Hardly, she thinks. Those college boys don’t really know what they’re doing. Melissa has a taste for older men. Men who know how to use their hands. Case in point: Hudson.

Somewhere in a far-off land called their fevered girlish imaginations, a scene unfolds:

His shirt, a size too small, pulls tight across his shoulders and biceps. The shirt is missing a few too many buttons. Torn buttons, actually, destroyed in a fit of passion, revealing a peek of chest hair and begging to be torn the whole way down to reveal the endless wonders beneath.

“Mmm, is that a wrench in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?” the girls ask.

And he says, “I couldn’t leave without making sure everybody’s pipes were cleaned.”

“Whew,” Melissa swoons, “I gotta go write something down.”

“Wait,” Delphie says, “Can I read it?”

So the girls run off upstairs to write a smutty fic and post it on Pillowfort where it will become viral for a few hours, and a small corner of the internet will simultaneously pleasure themselves over visions of a rugged blond plumber.

Finally, Jordan is left to finish his work day in peace, slightly scandalized, thinking, “Two-thousand dollars… two-thousand dollars… two-thousand dollars…”

Until Austin emerges from where he was watching, astounded at how thirsty those girls got over some overalls and a tool belt. And how many chicks could he score with a Halloween costume like that!?!

“Dude, can I, like, buy your outfit?” Austin asks. “I’ll give you twenty bucks for it? Twenty bucks! Man, come on!”

The clock strikes five and it’s clean-up time.

Go home, Jordan. We won’t judge you if you want to run.

Next -> // 5.2 start // index

[cavernclaw]

Daniel Mullinverse Dashboard Simulator

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Walk WIP! Usually I don't share these for free but I've decided this would be a great way to give the game some publicity and promote my kofi

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🐱truekeytohappiness

I cannot believe you OP, rust is a fucking DILF not a gilf. get your fucking facts together

🌵 ilovecowboys

oh fuck you're right im sorry. rust from waste world is a dilf.

#ww rust #waste world

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hey guys, sorry to have a serious video out of the blue but some important stuff has popped up. i'll keep this post pinned for a while since it's a big issue rn

#important #lucky card posts

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[nanistar]

dropped weatherwax off for surgery this morning. if you haven’t been following the WW saga, less than a month ago she started developing painfully engorged mammary tissue. the vet and i tried several different things with her in an attempt to avoid surgery, but after 4 days straight of not eating, and a whole afternoon spent hooked up to an IV receiving fluids, the vet decided the best course of action was to spay her. because her underside is completely solid with engorged tissue, they are doing a flank spay, going in from the side instead of from the belly. it’s a harder and riskier procedure, and is also significantly more expensive than the typical spay. her vet bills are approximately $3.5k in total and i put it on my credit card so i’m not in any immediate financial danger, but i would really appreciate some help with it if anyone can spare anything, cuz i only make minimum wage. i set up a KOFI if anyone is willing to throw a couple bucks my way and i also have COMMISSIONS open as well. thanks in advance, and of course no one is obligated in any way.

[flowur-the-weirdo]

Pose Pack #5: On the Ground

Available for free as always.

Download from SFS or Curseforge here

***🌸Note: If you download the "extra fingers" version you do NOT need to download the "finger free" version. All of the 50 original poses are in both packs.🌸***

There are 50 (or 58🤫) poses in all. Many are the same pose with variations which are usually eyes closed or mouth open. Also with different emotions.

The first poses, I imagined that someone got pushed to the ground. What would their reaction be? So, I made some angry, some scared and some laughing. From there I made a bunch of relaxing on the ground poses. 

Most poses work for Sims of all sizes and genders, but there was some clipping of the Sims hand on the stomach pose on heavier sims, so I added 2 adjusted poses with a higher hand placement.

🤫I also added a few extra poses in a secondary package, because I figured if you get mad at someone you would give them the finger. 

***🌸Note: Must be placed on flat ground or some clipping may occur. Adjustments for unlevel ground clipping can be made with the T.O.O.L. Mod by TwistedMexi🌸***

(As always there may be some clipping.)

You will need Andrew's Pose Player or WW Poses and either the Sim Transporter or MC Command Center.

TOU: Please don't alter, claim as your own or redistribute.

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I hope you enjoy! Feel free to tag @flowurtheweirdo (Twitter, FB and IG) or @flowur-the-weirdo (Tumblr) I’d love to see what how you use them.

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[nokomento]

quicksketchheads commish 2020 or 2021 i cannot recall //weeps

i’ve changed styles on my kofi oredi but i do miss this ww

[zariyen]

Do you by chance have a patreon or kofi?

i don't! 🥺👉👈 i'm unfortunately not in a position where i can make content consistently and i never really saw a need for a kofi ww but thank you so much for the interest aaa 💞💞

[jadebunbun]

Jade Bunbun is Streaming BAD END THEATER🎴🐇⭐♥️ #PRIDE

Gone Live Streaming BAD END THEATER🎴🐇⭐♥️ To celebrate #Pride2023 and lead up to my birtday, I wanted to play some games from the Pixel Pride bundle on Humble Bundle, i hope we all can have fun😁

[whistold]

Kofi is a strange scorpion running from his abusive family. While his mother and three brothers hunt for him to continue their abuse, Kofi finds himself running from his family and eventually making friends with Akvahma after he gets separated from Sheek and Clarestol. 

When Akvahma tells him of the prophecy, Kofi seeks out Clarestol to assist the prophecy team despite his own issues and young age.

[sakuramoussy]

Kofi Wood

Age 14

He/him Male

Deathstalker Scorpion

Tainted Magic

Relatives: Konstance (mother), Kobalt (father), Koda (sister), Koko (brother), Kovu (brother), Koni (brother)

Friends: None

Kofi is a troubled teen who escaped from his abusive mother and siblings and now seeks help within the Desert District. Kofi’s mother, Konstance, was consistently physically and mentally abusive to Kofi throughout his life, only showing compassion towards his brothers, Koni, Koko, and Kovu. Kofi found himself able to trust his sister Koda after she transitioned and was ridiculed by Konstance, Koko, Kovu, and Kovi.

Kofi lived his life in the basement of his childhood home, often starving for days at a time and left in the lightless room until his siblings felt like taunting him. Kofi’s mother would only come down to the basement to give Kofi minimal food (just barely enough to survive) and would frequently beat him into submission if he tried to argue or fight his way out of his confinement. Kofi gradually found comfort in his sibling, Koda, who would sneak food down to him when the rest of the family wouldn’t notice. When Koda came out to Kofi, he was the only supporter she had. 

Eventually, Kofi managed to escape with Koda’s help. The siblings had planned to live as runaways together, and intended to meet up in a specific location after Koda scrounged up food and supplies, but she never met up with him. Fearing the worst, Kofi went on the run, alone, and is seeking help from anyone who he might be able to trust. 

Extra Notes: 

Before learning about the Prophecy, Kofi believed his family hated him due to the strange mutation he has - odd serpent-like creatures that have been growing out of his head since infancy. Since he has no control over these creatures, they tend to be aggressive against anyone who threatens Kofi, especially his family. 

Since Kofi never left the basement of his house, he doesn’t know how to read or write, and has no idea how to talk to people other than his family. 

Kofi has undiagnosed PTSD from the abuse he suffered throughout childhood. He has regular nightmares which sometimes cause the serpents to lash out in their sleep. Kofi sometimes gets bitten by the serpents unintentionally, so he has a lot of hidden scars on his scalp.

Kofi prefers skin-tight clothes since oversized or loose clothes make him feel uncomfortable and he isn’t used to moving around in loose clothing.

[naeviaanoai]

Hmmmm... Xavier woods may have forgotten that everyone can see his likes on Twitter.

[isa-ah]

Answer the question, can they get a sniff

h.. ww... i mean send me $10 kofis in my bio

[mawwart]

Ww....would u ever consider doing commissions? Asking for a friend named me 👉👈

At the moment I don’t have the means to take on any commissions BUT once covid clears up and hopefully hurricane season (since I live in Florida) doesn’t hit us too hard then hopefully I get my nonsense together and set up a kofi or patreon! (On a personal note it’s nice to know that people would be interested in commissioning me so thank you!!)

[whimsygoth]

Simmer - Get to Know

Tagged: Seen on Dashboard

Your name: Most know me as Minou

Languages you speak: German, English

Are you a mermaid: Actually am a mermaidman

Your play style: Stessing-messing-undressing :D (kids dont get ww)

Your Selfsim picture: !!!

Stories or gameplay, builds, lookbooks, edits or cc: I found so much joy in editing and making up stories but putting them out is hard and mehhh

Your favorite age state : Y/A

Your favorite season: Winter

Your favorite holiday: Winterfest

How was your day: Long

Your favorite career: Acting

Your favorite aspiration: All the Family related ones

Your favorite EP, Sp or GP: I think Tiny Living even though i dont own it!

How old is your simblr:  This maybe a few weeks but i’m on simblr since 2017

Have you woohooed: :)

Your favorite skill: Singing

The size of your Mods folder: 762 MB

Your 3 favorite mods:  mccc 

Your interests (other than sims): arts

Your favorite sim (picture if possible): Bella Goth

Which Sims games you have played (including mobile games) : PC: Sims 1, sims 3, sims 4 / Console: sims 2 /pets /cast away , urbz

Best part of simblr: When you actually find kind people that are inspiring 

Worst part of simblr: There’s always drama.. ALWAYS

What other games you play: atm ACPC and (if my ds works again) ACNL

Other websites or accounts (origin, twitter etc..) : twitter, kofi, origin = @ plumbobvious

Are you single: yes :(

I tag: Everyone who sees this and feels like doing it too. 

[katastroficwriter]

Sorry for the long wait, but here it is, my Soul Eater AU story line where the roles are switched. Now Ouma’s the Meister and Kiibo’s the Weapon!

Kiibo’s weapon details as well as their character designs are underneath the read more.

There’s honestly a lot of possible combinations. If you’re not that creative, that’s on you. Ouma finds a lot of ways to make use of Kiibo one way or another.

The rings are there so Kiibo’s wires won’t strain his fingers. His shoes have two zippers on each side, in case it’s not clear.

This one is a bonus reference art. This is actually weapon Ouma from the other Soul eater au. If you remember the previous reference art and artwork for him, his clothes are rather tattered. This here is his new set of clothes Kiibo buys for him to replace his tattered clothing. He still has his cape and mask accessory, don’t worry ww.

Kiibo gave Ouma the scarf and his hat. And the Deep purple pertains to his turtleneck sweater. I think that’s about it.

If you like my stuff, you can support me through my kofi or my paypal.

Paypal:  paypal.me/katastroficwriter

Kofi:  buymeacoff.ee/1CJnkEIGP