#wulbren

[sharess-festhall]

Imagine Barcus having dirty fantasies about both Tav and Wulbren arguing over who gets to cum in him first while they're both absolutely wrecking his tight little hole. Imagine he catches himself thinking of Tav more than Wulbren and it slightly scares him. Now imagine every time Tav's around he gets all nervous and visibly clutzy and Tav catches on, they end the night an absolute MESS.

[memo-blogs]

I just found this, lmao Thanks Space Bards

[escaped-goat]

Just to reiterate:

Wulbren is pissy shitty gross sludge balls covered in gnoll guts.

And Barcus is bestest, smartest, sweetest little anxiety man.

Lookit him! Reading! So smart! So proud of my boy!

Barcus Wroot deserves better than moldy garbage like nasty old Dull-bren. My son is too good for that trashy bastard!!

[frost-dogs]

i will fight wulbren bongle in a Wendy’s parking lot at 3 am

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

a moment of reprieve from my Halsin fixation

Wulbren fake aF

[sarlias]

The most satisfying thing I've read in this game.

[veilkeeper]

Wulbren Bongle: You ordered that guard about as if you were the Absolute herself. What do you want with us, exactly? Roz: I'm here to help you escape. Wulbren Bongle: Huh. And why would you be so inclined? Roz: [PERSUASION] I know the tieflings imprisoned here - I want to break you all out. Wulbren Bongle: Those spitfires? They certainly gave the guards a run for their money. And they'd be a help in the escape... I reckon you and I were meant to meet - I'm Wulbren.

does saving wulbren make up for the fact that i watched nere kill barcus for no reason or

[tackypies]

no other video game would have you mediate the extremely toxic breakup between two gay men unironically called barcus and bongle

[octoberspirit]

An assortment of BG3 text posts featuring some other fools who come through the camp (and also Gale)

[sharess-festhall]

Barcus Wroot is the sweetest man to exist. I love that austistically-coded Gnome. I want to smother him in love and gratitude but I'd also like to ride him to the Underdark and back until he forgets the name Wulbren Bongle - everybody sing now!

[escaped-goat]

Ayo fuck Wulbren.

Me AND all my homes hate Wulbren.

I hope he swallows an illithid tadpole and shits it out his peen. >:c

[hyakunana]

POV: Even with advantage and buffs, your local folk hero just rolled 1 in Intimidation

[emmy-dekarios-bg3]

“Name a confront character. Not a comfort character, but a CONFRONT character. One you’d like to punch in the face and beat the shit out of every chance you get”

WULBREN FREAKIN BONGLE goodbye.

[thewizardhole]

who up wulbrening their bongle. this one coulda gone a lot of ways

[arasdain]

[tadfools]

Big shout out to BG3 for making it possible for millions of people to hate a character named Wulbren Bongle