#wulbren

[memo-blogs]

I just found this, lmao Thanks Space Bards

[escaped-goat]

Just to reiterate:

Wulbren is pissy shitty gross sludge balls covered in gnoll guts.

And Barcus is bestest, smartest, sweetest little anxiety man.

Lookit him! Reading! So smart! So proud of my boy!

Barcus Wroot deserves better than moldy garbage like nasty old Dull-bren. My son is too good for that trashy bastard!!

[frost-dogs]

i will fight wulbren bongle in a Wendy’s parking lot at 3 am

[veilkeeper]

Wulbren Bongle: You ordered that guard about as if you were the Absolute herself. What do you want with us, exactly? Roz: I'm here to help you escape. Wulbren Bongle: Huh. And why would you be so inclined? Roz: [PERSUASION] I know the tieflings imprisoned here - I want to break you all out. Wulbren Bongle: Those spitfires? They certainly gave the guards a run for their money. And they'd be a help in the escape... I reckon you and I were meant to meet - I'm Wulbren.

does saving wulbren make up for the fact that i watched nere kill barcus for no reason or

[sarlias]

The most satisfying thing I've read in this game.

[tealfling]

"HE?!" "HE called me Barcus."

Who's HE!?

IF It's Wulbren I swear on Ironhands---urge fuck that bitch ass little gnome

Barcus buddy, you can do much better than that poser

(Listen. I'm old. Back in my day the forum boy's would have you flayed and quartered for suggesting there might be anything between them, so yes, I'm always happy to see confirmation of subtext, no matter how blatant it otherwise seems.)

Also "Unfortunate Gnome underscore Dead" is fucking killing me?? I'd say "rip Barcus" but honestly? It could be the autobiography tittle of... probably the majority of Gnomes in this game.

[tackypies]

no other video game would have you mediate the extremely toxic breakup between two gay men unironically called barcus and bongle

[octoberspirit]

An assortment of BG3 text posts featuring some other fools who come through the camp (and also Gale)

[emmy-dekarios-bg3]

“Name a confront character. Not a comfort character, but a CONFRONT character. One you’d like to punch in the face and beat the shit out of every chance you get”

WULBREN FREAKIN BONGLE goodbye.

[thewizardhole]

who up wulbrening their bongle. this one coulda gone a lot of ways

[ladyshinga]

post i saw in a BG3 group is like "Wulbren just needs love, i could fix him" and the comments are just a bunch of "Barcus we know that's you, you deserve better"

[escaped-goat]

Ayo fuck Wulbren.

Me AND all my homes hate Wulbren.

I hope he swallows an illithid tadpole and shits it out his peen. >:c

[sassyandsodone]

Have another meme.

[hyakunana]

POV: Even with advantage and buffs, your local folk hero just rolled 1 in Intimidation

[arasdain]

[tadfools]

Big shout out to BG3 for making it possible for millions of people to hate a character named Wulbren Bongle