#wukong is a simp

[echoes-of-the-unknown]

These guys practically drew themselves being too sweet for words

[overkaffeinated]

what’s your au about? Other than Mac being a belly dancer and Wukong liking to look at him

(looks at the meager storyline I wrote before passing tf out) uhhhhhhhh (ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Thank you for the comment!

Ngl, that was the main plot point of this au lol. I really wanted to point out how Wukong was a MASSIVE simp, so my tired brain decided, "got nothing to lose, why not?" But there is a story besides that, I promise!

The idea starts with one of the gods (probably Guan Yin or Nezha, but it really hasn't been decided yet) asking a 'small' favour from Mk and his friends. A pretty big shot demon with a hell of a lot of influence somehow got their hands on an important Celestial artifact and the gods need it back, but they can't outright snag it back because they don't want to create conflict with this demon and all his supporters (Big guy owns a large ring of popular casinos and/or bars, and a lot of items get gambled away because of betting). So instead, they go "Oh you guys are mortal and don't have any direct connection with us, you do it and we'll all be happy!"

So the Monkie Kids (Wukong + Redson got dragged into this as well) all try and figure out how tf they're supposed to sneak into this demon's terrain, get what they need, and sneak out again without getting killed or causing a potential war. Tang and Redson start looking through some of the info they got on this guy and realizes that he hires lots of performers to keep he and his customers entertained, so Tang absent-mindedly brings up the idea of having someone be a distraction. Redson latches onto that idea and claims that he knows a guy and rushes away. (*cough cough* monkey uncle who *cough cough*)

So the night of the heist finally arrives, and everyone gets all dressed up in nice clothes to fit in with everyone else. Redson refuses to tell who the 'distraction' is, claiming they'll know when they see him. They sit around and wait for the cue, when an announcer comes up and tells the crowd that they have a special event lined up for the evening. The spotlights turn on, everyone looks to where they are pointing, and out comes Macaque in all his belly dancer glory.

Cue Wukong almost dying of a nose bleed.

Everyone kinda sits there in shock, before Macaque spots them, gives them a subtle nod and starts dancing, to which Redson grabs Mk, kicks Wukong, and tells them it's time to go. They all, as discretely as they can with Wukong stopping to gawk every now and then, sneak over to where the demon is and start interacting with his lackeys while Mk shifts in his smaller form to snag the artifact, which has been placed on this nice little pedestal RIGHT next to where the big bad sits.

He almost sneaks away with it before the demon shifts and starts turning towards Mk. He starts panicking, and then Macaque is suddenly in front of the demon, taking his attention while secretly dropping Mk through the shadows. The rest excuse themselves and rush out, finding Mk in a dumpster in the alleyway out back behind the building.

They get back to Pigsy's, celebrate a job well done, and Macaque pops up after a bit to drop Redson off at his family's base. He gets hit with a lot of thank yous and 'holy shit you know how to DANCE?! You gotta teach me sometime' (Mei), before noticing how red Wukong is. He teases him over it, and they all laugh at how flustered he gets.

Anddddddddd that's a wrap! I might add more defining details later on if I get around to it, but that should be about it. It's kinda a lot tho, sorry about that (⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

Essentially, this entire story was a sleep deprived idea that came to me at around 3 or so in the morning while listening to music (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

I hope this answers your question!

[dadodo]

I need everyone to know what a cutie patootie 1986 Sun Wukong is

"After the release of Journey to the West, I received more than 40,000 letters from fans all over the world, nearly half of which were love letters.

A Vietnamese fan wrote to me after learning that I was nearsighted, saying that she was willing to give me her eyes because "Sun Wukong's eyes are more important than mine." A Chinese fan wrote to me, saying, "You are handsome, but you would be even more handsome if you put on Sun Wukong's makeup." At this point, I realized that among the tens of thousands of love letters, some were courting me, but more were courting Sun Wukong."

-Liu Xiao Ling Tong

[voidzpng]

I started watching the Lego show

[py-dreamer]

@furornocturna, @swkbiggestdefender

So about that post about Mac being down bad for wukong...

So I noticed one of my most popular posts is hating on the half fried KFC so here we go again!

I do agree that a lot of the time, peeps underestimate just how down bad Mac is for the king, glad to see the bird brain is good for something and calling him out on it

So here's a little something for those who enjoy Macadoodle simping caring for once

Also I learned how to use gaussian blurs! Nice!

(And yes I did use the will smith meme format)

[lopsushi]

Macaque looks stylish. 👀💕

Hihi go check him out his arts YUM JUST EATS anywho @onedeverse check his art out grrr- anywho doodles

Party mac design belongs to @avvakumiko

[vassalor]

Me: * playing Wukong* hmmmmmm...

Friend: dont tell me you lust over a freakin' monkey!!

Me:

[gr3at-s4ge]

i need a plushie of wukong in his beach outfit so bad yall dont get it HES SO CUTW IN THIS SCENE :(

[watzuu-lmk]

Self-indulgent shadowpeach doodles cuz im starving and my brain is vacant of anything but them

[hyperfixatedartt]

This is my headcannon. If both Wukong and Macaque were "eyeshot" then I feel like their parental protectiveness over MK as their cub would blast through the roof and MK just has to deal with it but is so confused.

This belongs to @dynamicsimp , it's just a little headcannon btw

Pls click on the alts to gather the way it's supposed to be read.

[dez-ku]

Damn.. this is hard :[ they both have stickers

[slytherinanimuswrites]

New Gods! Nezha Reborn

Why...

IS NO-ONE WRITING FOR THIS MOVIE IN OUR FANDOM! *Feral noises*

Like...come on!

Look at him!!! 😏 He has so much swagger, his suit clad self just SCREAMS SUGAR DADDY! He is absolutely amazing, this depiction of him is great I loved it! So now I want more appreciation found on Archive of our Own because there is hardly any for this Masked weirdo.

So if I can't find any imma have to write it myself!!!

*melts into puddle of goo*

[riuhere]

Y'ALL. LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND GOT ME!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I'm gonna be honest with ya'll I did NOT think that she would actually listen to me ramble about LMK AAAHHHHHHH- 😭😭😭💖💖💖

She gave this to me at school before class started in an envelope and vaguely said that there were two pieces of polaroid photos inside. Keep in mind that before she gave this to me, she messaged me first saying that she commissioned a photo of me from three years ago and I mistook it as two copies of the exact same photo because when I opened it, my picture was at the front and the other picture was very much clinging to the back of it and I thought nothing of it because I thought it was the same pic (because again I didn't think that she would actually acknowledge I love LMK ��) . I found that out later at my house that no, it was not a copy of the exact same pic of the other because when I separated it from the other photo, I froze and screamed because gurl??? What??? I literally thought I was hallucinating 😭😭😭 because I just woke up from a short nap after coming home from school. And then I messaged her and thanked her from the bottom of my heart because this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me HSHSHSHHSHSHSHS

I shall forever cherish this U.U.

[alexitheslayer02]

Okay but-

Can we take a moment to appreciate Nezha's design? 👀

Like....

BROOOO-

His design is FIRE (pun intended)

That whole animation is awesome tbh, but... NEZHA-

(bro is over a thousand, I think I am allowed to simp a little hhh I have a pattern with fire bois-)

art is from the game, I downloaded the images from Pinterest to put here

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#31 Simping Kitty

Peng: Do you love Wukong & his spouse?

Azure: Yes, I do

Peng: Yellowtusk! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Yellow: We all love Y/n first of all, You should've asked if he was IN love with them

Azure:  O-oh!...I thought that was implied...

Peng: ...

Yellowtusk: ...

Azure, looking straight at Peng: Congrats Peng, you just won 100 bucks

[zizzy-rie]

Sapphics

Finally they are done

wlw shadowpeach shippers, here's some crumbs for you

Based on these outfits from twitter