#wtf is g2?

[widdleguy]

Monster high MCs!!!!!

G1:

G3

[tearueful]

Vought is proud to unveil its plan for the future of entertainment today at #V52. This is only the first stage, Phases 7 through 10, with 9 more phases coming soon. Most projects are on time, with only a few minor delays for reshoots of reshoots! [x]

[grimfolks]

Shang Simla makes me question everything... apparently Maya needs to master martial arts to complete the dragon cave tomb- so I guess I will be working on it for a loooong time

[nexo-nex]

they didnt give 2 fucks when they made this photo im crying

[giddlygoat]

oh my godddd and the scene where they exchange chips. hahahhaha. lmaooooooo i am so normal about this

[crunchyorochiru]

Finished another animatic whoo 🎉

In case you're wondering wtf is happening, this is an au where Euna and Cupid are in Legend of Shadow High! Basically, the world of Monster High was rewritten into G2 Monster High, and Cupid and Euna were only spared due to being in other places.

At the end of the book, when the worlds needs to seperate, it can't happen because Cupid and Euna are tied to 2 worlds. They must choose one world to ground themselves in, so Euna chooses to embrace the new Monster High, while Cupid chooses to stay at Ever After High, having had closure with her ghoulfriends.

[robot-rarepairs-dotcom]

Ok SO. I recently read the G2 Redux comic and I needed to tell someone about Breakdown and Sky-Byte, because I don't know if anyone else has ever except for the comic writers, honestly (and I guess me, considering I'm very obsessed with Breakdown and sharks? But it's never been thinking of them as a duo, just they used to be on my shelf together).

It's like every time they share a panel, they share a braincell. They seem like the kind of people whose conversations are 90% infodumping to each other about very different topics, 9% whatever they've been tasked with, and 1% actually getting to know each other, but still call themselves the best pair of best friends in the Decepticons. They don't know each other's favourite colours but Breakdown now knows a lot about more poetry and Sky-Byte now knows how to build his own computer from scratch. They play go-fish at every possible chance while exchanging "did you know?" facts they don't even know where they learned them from. Breakdown talks about the fish he used to see out his window on the Nemesis all the time and Sky-Byte tries to guess what kinds of fishes they were. I love them

I hope this mini-rant thing was alright! I remember you've mentioned platonic ships being welcome here a few times, so I thought I'd shoot this one out there 🫡

Wait I’m actually obsessed wtf

Also they look so cute in these panels🥺

Do you think they make poorly knit embroidered sweaters for each other?

[lolphoria]

WTF G2?? Romain, what’s wrong with you?

So you get rid of Miky and Yike. You want to get rid of Hans as well for a rookie? You wanted to give up all 3 of them? And now you keep Hans because you got rejected. Wow, I don’t wanna now how Hans Sama must feel now that he knows he’s just the second choice.. all that talking that you have the best players in Europe. That you believe in them. Well do you really care about them? Do you really believe in them?

[seraphsongs]

I miss dolls!!! where did all the dolls go!!! the shelves here are empty!!!

I swear the only non-barbies out here rn are the pixlings, but they're soo expensive for the clunky packaging crap. though I do love pretty much all of them. g2 monster high is there I guess, but pickings are slim and way behind, priced like they're new. wtf :( miss u rainbow high fr. id even take a cute OMG doll at this point.... maybe it's time to get into big girl dolls and save for my first bjd but I missss the accessibility of high quality, well designed playline :(

[therealteaofpfandom]

People complaining about F4 about to be all CGI, well duh? What did they expect Pedro to stretch, Vanessa to get invisible, Joseph to turn into fire and for E to turn into a rock man? That entire movie is going to be CGI, that's why when people was like, oh how is Pedro and Joseph going to promote G2, well easy I'm sure that all the actual scenes they are in are being filmed now and by the time they have to promote the other movie it will be mostly voice over. For Christ sake they filmed and edited a whole scene for comic con in just a few days. Also, am I the only one sick and tired of the multiverse? Can we just have a stand alone movie with out having to see 8 movies 10 TV shows to be able to know wtf is going on? Ugh, they are doing the same shit with F4 so they can be in the avengers doomsday movie, and don't get me started on the whole RDJ as dr.doom!

Because they are all connected. A lot of the source material comes from comic books, the comic books have a lot of issues that have solo character events and also team-up events many of it being team up events. And just because the movie will be a lot of CGI doesn't mean that they won't physically have to be there, iron man and hulk in the avenger movies are heavily CGI, but Robert Downey Jr and Mark ruffalo still had to be on set to do their lines to make sure that the CGI was seamless.

The cast will mainly look like this on set when they have to use their "power".

[boxenstopp]

it's 1 am, anyway time for walkthrough of my entire rewatch of czech it out. as my brain slowly melts into pieces. get ready for a long-as-shit post.

EPISODE 1!!!!!

can i say. first of all. wtf are these graphics. what were they thinking and why does it kind of work with the atmosphere.

second of all. introduction of the coffee. does carzzy like coffee? is that his coffee? who made the coffee? all differs depending on the video.

introduction of the smiley "i agree to anything carzzy says" humanoid. he has that rookie vibe here like he's very unsure of himself but oh boy marek, carzzy is not a stable anchor.

also, carzzy calling humanoid "marek brazda" every chance he gets, istg. he 100% says it just because he loves how it sounds. brazzzzda.

cut to carzzy calling him unskilled and we get the classic "i've been insulted by carzzy" face. i love that he has these patented modes. so far we've had "carzzy loml you can never do anything wrong (meant ironically)" and "carzzy loml 🥺🥺 spare me anything sir i haven't but a penny" (it has been 40 seconds)

face is exemplified when carzzy goes out of his way to place his cup on (what i assume is) humanoid's desk, cause of course he does.

humanoid gets asked a question about mid and so carzzy is RESPECTFUL and lets humanoid speak.

just leaving this here. btw: "marek brazda" counter: II

i realize at this point there are so many things to point out but i'm too lazy to screencap them. first of all, carzzy complaining about pantheon/taliyah and humanoid who was not listening at all just going "nice :)" and carzzy also needs a moment to register and then goes. "no." and then they start arguing about something with approx. 0 heart and 2 braincells of what they're arguing about. and then carzzy does the thing where he lets humanoid get the last word (thing he does all the fucking time) and just hums like a girl cause SHE IS down bad. (btw me calling carzzy a girl is not an insult it's an um actually? 🏳️‍🌈🤓 moment.)

G2 TIME!!

one of the most important things about carzzynoid is their nonchalant complete factually incorrect statements. can guarantee you they think it's the funniest shit ever, however, it's only funny if no one laughs. they have these voices where you can tell they're trying to make themselves sounds as uncaring as possible. anyway yeah guys, g2 is 10th, 9th place team for sure.

CAN I SAY. carzzy's heterochromia is insane in these early videos. every close-up on his face i go woawwww!! idk if it's more noticeable or if i'm just going insane. anyway humanoid goes on to end the segment with "pojďme se na to společně podívat!" (according to software that seems about correct to me) meaning "let's take a look at it together" otherwise LITERALLY meaning "check it out." or something pretty close. as an EXTREME linguistics nerd and general languages lover i think hearing them speak czech makes me explode about 10 times anyway so. idk if that's a correct analysis :)

THIS carzzy smirk. i could write a paragraph here honestly. anyway humanoid asks a question and carzzy does not answer because why would he.

EYES.

then carzzy goes on a rant about how amazing their coach is only for his genius mordekaiser pick to be wasted on MAREK BRAZDA (counter: III)

insulted marek left, "i'm not blaming anyone" marek right. (carzzy was totally blaming you dude. you're both so horrible.)

carzzy checks in on humanoid for that one, lmao. makes sure that he understands, yep.

NEXT DYNAMIC UP!! the fuckin sad lions/chad lions thing. carzzy thinks they are "sad lions" cause they lost both games.

carzzy calls humanoid a czech, a clearly very embarrassing insult. also he hesitated a bit which meant he was SCRAMBLING for a different insult but really. czech? that's the best he could come up with. pussy.

anyway he's bullied marek into participating in the content and so he actually has to give his thoughts and he thinks he's a bad chad bitch who actually LET them win. also "this guy" counter: I. because humanoid hates calling carzzy anything actually. carzzy is just a pest to him and he needs to express that to carzzy face. obviously.

CONFLICT RESOLUTION!! i love how their dynamic is straight up insult each other until one person goes: actually you're the best i love you so much you're so hot so talented i agree with everything you say i'm a shit stain you're a saint i'll do anytthing-

VIDEO END

final thoughts: ough it's 2:30 am now but it was worth it honestly feels fucking amazing to type all this out imma go to sleep hopefully nobody reads this because really you're wasting your time. if you did <3 thanks.

[nixotinix]

Soso!! me and my best friend @brovotics-art recently finished watching every Monster High movie from generation one to three. In total, we watched 16 movies across three nights. And, me being the amazing best friend i am, made them give each movie a rank out of 10 and tell me their thoughts. We also came up with "morals" for each movie that we thought were neat. I'll go in chronological order, so here are our rankings!

Movie 1: New Ghoul At School

My ranking: 4/10

Their ranking: 5/10

Moral of the story: Don't be a tryhard.

"I love Frankie but BITCH wtf were u doing here." - Brovotics

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Movie 2: Fright On!

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 6/10

Moral of the story: frankie stein ends racism

"Finally, someone as bitchy as Cleo....." - Brovotics

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Movie 3: Why do Ghouls Fall in Love?

My ranking: 9/10

Their ranking: 6.5/10

Moral of the story: Basketball is the key to true happiness

"I dont stereotype but that is a GAY MAN." - Brovotics

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Movie 4: Escape from Skull Shores

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 6.7/10

Moral of the story: be a simp

"I have a soft spot for purple himbos what can I say" - Brovotics

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Movie 5: Ghouls Rule

My ranking: 10/10

Their ranking: 10/10

Moral of the story: ACAB

"Jackson." - Brovotics

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Movie 6: Friday Night Frights

My ranking: 9/10

Their ranking: 8/10

Moral of the story: robecca steam ends sexism

"Robecca's hot." - Brovotics

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Movie 7: Scaris, City of Frights

My ranking: 7/10

Their ranking: 5/10

Moral of the story: Don't be a corporate sell-out and don't trust books

"French people." - Brovotics

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Movie 8: 13 Wishes

My ranking: 8/10

Their ranking: 7/10

Moral of the story: Don't be a cult leader

"Yea they had no business making gigi hot but ms fawn lady was SO CUTE" - Brovotics

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Movie 9: Frights, Camera, Action

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 6/10

Moral of the story: vampires are white supremacists

"Plot twist was spotted from a mile away." - Brovotics

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Movie 10: Freaky Fusion

My ranking: 8/10

Their ranking: 6.9/10

Moral of the story: jackson should be in more movies

"Would've been a 9 had Jackson been in it." - Brovotics (we both really like jackson ok)

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Movie 11: Haunted

My ranking: 7.2/10

Their ranking: 7/10

Moral of the story: fuck around and find out

"Im a sucker for ghost pirates + the whole 'rebel bad boy falls in love' shit" - Brovotics

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Movie 12: Boo York, Boo York

My ranking: 10/10

Their ranking: 8/10

Moral of the story: rap music

"Yo Seth gets fucking SLEPT ON frfr" - Brovotics

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Movie 13: Great Scarrier Reef

My ranking: 2/10 (zzzzz)

Their ranking: 3/10

Moral of the story: that movie was fucking horrible just go watch boo york again

"worst,,,, cool designs but it was so BORING" - Brovotics

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Movie 14: Welcome to Monster High (G2)

My ranking: 4/10

Their ranking: 4.5/10

Moral of the story: Celebrities aren't human

"I,,, have mixed feelings. They made Dracula a DILF tho so thats cool." - Brovotics

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Movie 15: Electrified (G2)

My ranking: 4.5/10

Their ranking: 3.2/10

Moral of the story: normies are dumb

"Look G2 is simply..... incorrect in a lot of ways. and the main reason is the fucking sentient lint balls in this god forsaken movie" - Brovotics (they hate znap)

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Movie 16: Monster High: The Movie (G3)

My ranking: 6/10

Their ranking: 4.2/10

Moral of the story: something something jackson should've been the MC

and instead of putting a quote im just gonna share this screenshot

[multifandomsimagine]

The new monster high is so disappointing smh

Like wtf is deuce with those normal glasses he can only wear tinted glasses otherwise he TURNS PEOPLE TO STONE

CLAWDEEN IS GAY WTF IS SHE DOING WITH DEUCE

A vampire- witch...really??

Lagoona blue being pink 😮‍💨

And gil without his little water contraption so he can breath...

Its so bad i can even

I am with you, nonnie. 🫡

I have not watched anything Monster High related that is G2 or G3. I am a G1 Monster High stan.

[lionews]

“wtf do you mean by full jag traits lmfao there aren't any jag traits. A ferus with phantom rosette isnt that special”

iirc, the ferus was born to an ncl mother and a g2 ferus father using the jag boost. neither parent had the phantom rosette, and the cub was born with matte skin and intense salt eyes, which are tied to g1 jags. so the ferus overwrote the jag mutation when it shouldn’t have

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[beardedhandstoadshark]

I think I figured out why totk feels a bit iffy to me, and it‘s not in fact the story or the map or that "Zelda‘s sacrifice isn‘t worth anything cuz she‘s not suffering for all eternity“ (seriously wtf are you guys ok). Nope, it‘s that despite all its attempts to convince you otherwise,

This is just the same game again?

Seriously, what’s really new here? Nothing‘s changed. Sure, there‘s a 6-year gap now, and 1.5 new maps, that‘s pretty cool, but what else?

The setting is pretty much the same. The gameplay is pretty much the same. The goal is pretty much the same. The story is pretty much the same. All you do is pretty much the same. But then you look at it and it tries to tell you it‘s not.

Heck, even some of the things that are new are really similar. Ultrahand is Magnet but for everything. Same as Recall. Sidon‘s shield is Daruk‘s but passive-use. Tulin is Revali but sideways. Riju is straight up the same skill but mapped to your bow now. (though tbf that one makes sense character-wise at least).

The same can be said about the games that came before it (primarily the 3D ones) but those had, imo, enough differences in everything surrounding the "old Zelda formula“ to be unique. From graphics to story to setting to even the details of the gameplay surrounding that formula, the core is the same, but the things around it are not.

They also all have their own "vibe“ in settings, so to speak. For example, just like how Wind Waker’s a pirate sea adventure, TP is a fantasy wild western, while botw has its ruined civilications and rediscovered magitech.

And then Totk also has ruined civilisations and rediscovered magitech. Just in different shapes. And green this time.

(Fun fact: "The same thing in green“ is a real idiom in German, for when two seemingly different things are actually almost identical.)

It‘s not all like that ofc, there are things that make totk unique and I‘ll elaborate on later, but it just feels like there‘s still so that… something, that could‘ve made it unique.

And while having the game play in the past might‘ve helped, I‘m not sure if it would‘ve been enough, because even then, the vibe would still be similar. You‘d still be doing the exact same thing. You‘d still have your circle of ancient magitech skills that are basically-but-not-quite the same as the previous one. You‘d still have a hundred-something minidungeons to solve that already felt the same on their own. You‘d still be in a ruined civilisation with ancient magitech setting.

It‘s like with the pre-switch 3D Mario games- the core gameplay goal is the same (world -> level with missions granting you a star each-> get enough stars to unlock boss -> loop) but the gameplay surrounding that goal, as well as the setup and "gimmick“, are always different enough to make each game unique - except for the games that didn‘t do that, Galaxy 1 and 2. You‘re not missing out on much gameplay-wise if you only played one of them. And G2 has all news maps and a story, mind you, hence why I said having those couldn‘t make totk unique enough to make it feel like its own thing either.

Same with the Oracles games; technically 2 games, yes, different plot, dungeons and map, but are they? Are they really? Or are they more like two "editions“ of the same base game, like in pokemon?

And worst thing is; there‘s parts of totk that aren‘t like that! The truly new and unique things, those are pretty cool, and DO help differentiating totk from its predecessor!

The almost "crafting“ aspect of the improved weapon system, using what you find from exploring to strengthen weapons or give them new attributes (frozen-meat shield skateboard my beloved). The main dungeons all having their unique aesthetics and mechanics surrounding the core "find 4 switches“ loop (like how the old 3D games would do unique things around a "find keys to progress“ loop to keep things fresh, something that botw failed to do and totk fixed), the gloomy eeriness of the depths juxtaposed by the ethereal gardenlike calm of the sky islands.

The treat of cold machines and murderous analytics replaced by visceral rotten flesh, erratic in its movement and droven only by hunger.

Heck, even the cutscene for unlocking maps, getting shot out the tower by Purah‘s contraptions instead of climbing it alone; not being alone this time. There‘s others with Link this time. He‘s not alone this time.

Those help shape totk into its own game with its own unique feel. And it was SO close to succeeding. But it just barely missed the mark. Because the moment you‘re on the road again, away from others and going exploring, doing wjat the game is essentially about- it becomes identical to botw again. But it doesn‘t want to be botw. That might be the real issue. The setup screams "new“, while everything else screams "more of the same“, and the game can‘t decide which one it wants to cater to.

And if that‘s what you like, and wanted out of it, that‘s great! I‘m happy you got that! But I just can‘t play a different version of the same game for another six years again all while being told it‘s a different one.

Because that‘s what totk feels to me- like Mario Galaxy 2, like every set of a pokemon gen, totk feels like another "edition" to botw of the overarching "switch games“ generation.

TLDR, totk couldn‘t decide if it wanted to be a sequel sequel or a "its own thing but can still act as a sequel to those who played the other one“ sequel, went with one leg in each direction, and tripped over both of them doing so.

[bblheidy]

Everyday proper notice

Saturday n yeah wtf femicide

Wait .

Proper record keeping can be replaced back n forth + everyone

G2 how does wtf

Never needed the injuries