#wtf bro what is that 😭

[lucdoodle]

I WAS WONDERING WHY MY FILE TOOK SO LONG TO LOAD HOW DID THAT HAPPEN BRO???!! 😭

[noornight]

Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)

Based on this

[cozymochi]

i dont post anything lmfao, but look at them

Ko-fi

[turtleblogatlast]

That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards

[cin3maa]

Bugs

IM LITERALLY GIGGLING SO MUCH RN AAHHGSKLDGHSDHGDSGL🪲🪲🪲🪲HISSSSSSSS

[pastelpousay]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS DISNEY ON BACK THEN 💀💀💀

I literally forced my friend to watch the series with me they’re so unironically freaky it’s not even funny (FREAKULES: THE ANIMATED SERIES💀)

[haliaiii]

Why is my sister’s hall pass the skibidi toilet thing 😭😭😭

[kitcats-1-braincell]

Played start again x3 and holy fucking shit it murdered me and my friend who was watching me play

(SPOILERS FOR SASASA: P)

Ok ok I’m not really here to talk about the other endings but I’m here to talk about the fucking perfect route

Holy shit. My fucking horror when the king just one shotted us instantly and started hold on lemme quote my friend:

“Imagine being frozen and forced to see your friend getting smacked into the ground like a club. Could not have been Siffrin and the gang”

And also

We were both sitting there, jaws dropped, as we read that fucking dialogue of Mirabelle getting repeatedly thrown into the ground.

Like

What. The fuck?? I was not expecting to get one shotted, I thought maybe ‘oh!! Yay I get to win!!’ And then it’s just like ‘nope!! Watch this ;) ‘ and then immediately you get frozen and you can imagine the group watching Mirabelle get chucked around like she’s just a toy.

Ok rant over, have some things i thought was funny:

"Siffrin, I have now stolen your English and your words. You may never speak again." - me saying this as Odile because whenever I tried to voice her my words would die

"As always, you don't get a chance to catch your bry- blegh." "We've been climbling up the clastl- THE CAST- THE- THE- THE BLUH, THE....the castle! It's a castle!" Again, me struggling to form words

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Siffrin Christ?" - The tears probably (I kept on running into tears and we had a running joke about the wine and Siffrin)

"I feel bonita" - Siffrin wearing a cheap ass Barbie dress (we looked at the dresses in Miras room)

"Y'all love it when heroes get to turn their lives around, but you're not a hero, Siffrin, you're just you YOU LITTLE BI-" I don’t actually remember this but I found it funny when I was looking through the chat so hehe

"We've all died like 2000000 times already, I wonder how we'll die this time. Maybe we'll get grated like cheese?" Tears and time and Blood and stars ending joke hehe

“SIFFRIN CHRIST LES GOOO” the wine joke, we immediately thought of Jesus because of an inside joke

“Bro doesn't have natural white hair the creator is lying that mf's a blonde in disguise” we kept on calling Frin dumb for some reason I can’t remember

“Thou heart was ripped in twain, never to be mended again ✨” when Siffrin was getting comforted by everyone in the true ending :> (The Mirabelle one im pretty sure, wow there’s a lot of Mira in this post)

“THEY CAN SET MY CARPETS ON FIRE IDC THEY'RE SO SWEET” my friend wanted to adopt Bonnie so badly lmao

Adding onto the original post lmao

"There, go drink a beer, have a headpat, now get tf out I'm watching my telenovelas" - Odile (When Odile was comforting Siffrin and shooed him away after a bit, we joked about how she was your typical wine mom)

The Isabeau and Siffrin holding hands thing melted our fucking hearts lmao 😭

THEY ARENT WRONG.

There’s all I have for now, but expect another one SUPER soon because I was actually dying because of this one joke/quote

[sketchy-mf]

How dare he randomely change his hairstyle out of nowhere? I'm the only one allowed to do that

(Writing it here too just in case, I'M JOKING)

Yes I'm a few days late, I forgot to post these 💀

📸 Mikke on ig (ofc)

[tiredmetalenthusiast]

Never thought I'd be crying after a horror game but damn here we fuckin are! Bawling my eyes out😭! What a sad and terrifying fuckin game.

[cynical-cemeteries]

I SCREENSHOTTED THIS SHIT SO FAST WTFF

[fraternum-momentum]

The star method is easier than it looks trust me😭 if they ask what was a problem at work you’ve solved before you basically just think like: the situation was the lightbulb blew out the task was getting it fixed within an hour the action you took was getting a ladder to fix it and the result was you were able to have the lights back on for everyone. It’s just a more concise way to retell a past event! Believe me, I learned it the night before I had my second interview with the regional manager at my job after the first manager recommended I practice it. I believe in u

OHHH THAT MAKES SENSE in my head i thought they were gonna present you a problem that you may confront during the job and then you solve it on the spot or smthn LAMODJQKEHQJ 😭😭😭😭

[stqrgirl3]

I hope they play fein

i will kill myself in front of you

[adonis-koo]

life’s biggest ✨ fuck you ✨ moment to me, hasn’t been any of my jobs, my ex breaking up with me or even my car breaking down for millionth time,

it absolutely is the fact that I had glass skin as a teen and I now suffer from hormonal acne as an adult 😭

[jils-things]

UUUHHHMMM...JMJM..M.M.M

Hi Jil 🥰

IAKIKGM IM SO FUCKIGN AWKAE I JUST WOKE UP INJEUTOWOERUOU.............................................................

[spaciebabie]

You both get home around six, grateful to be out of the biting winter chill. Springtrap carries the groceries in, his strength in comparison to yours making him the designated bag holder. He grabs them in one hand, setting them gently on your counter. You take your shoes off, turning to face him.

“Hey, that wasn’t half bad! You make a pretty good shopping partner, Will,” you muse. “Sorry about the staring.”

“Can’t say I understand how automated everything has become, but otherwise it was perfectly pleasant. I’m used to staring,” he chuckles. “Plus, it’s nice to spend time with you.”

“It’s domestic,” you agree, giving him a soft smile.

Springtrap returns it as much as he can, his eyes lidded. There’s a gentle silence as you both look at one another. You lean in closer to him, allowing your eyes to travel up his chest ad to his face. Eagerly, he leans in slightly and unhinges his lower jaw.

“May I?” he asks quietly.

“Yes,” you respond, and stand up on your tiptoes to bring his face close to you.

You close your eyes, feeling the sudden warmth of his mouth as it connects with yours. This is nothing like the first time you did this with him; there isn’t a trace of awkwardness between the two of you. You kiss him tenderly, wrapping your arms around his waist. He lifts his hands to cradle your head gently.

When you separate, you both look into each other’s eyes. He isn’t pretty by any means, but you could look into those silvery eyes all day.

~~ idk how or why he would be warm but who cares heheh~~

🦟

(last one I promise lmfao)

BURNS A HOLE THROUGH YOUR HEAD