#wtf are you going to do??? your needles don't do SHIT

[whateverdays-art]

OKAY I'VE GOT 'EM. I HAVE OCS

bikaku twins, but absolutely batshit and not coordinated at all.

left, karla, she/her. artist, full of rage, ready to fight at all times. but also an artist. definitely has a "careful or you'll end up in my novel" pin. goes to underground fighting rings to (try to) afford a place to live and worries about her brother. uses her kagune to reach paints in her studio and tries to find ways to stay dexterous with it. HATES social rules but will play by them out of necessity. her anger comes out through her art.

likes: painting, reading, fighting, cats.

dislikes: accidentally going too far, unnecessary cruelty, having to figure out emotions (she doesn't feel them quite right)

right, todd, they/them. almost a literal psych patient, broke out when they figured out he was a ghoul (chaos. so much chaos), but not before stealing a pair of scrubs. and grippy socks. will probably go on to kill shiro and kuro's parents. house m.d. levels of no filter, prone to meltdowns. SO MUCH AUTISM. likes to use his kagune to stim and is thoroughly of the opinion that (almost) anything is a mask if you're brave enough (unless he doesn't like it. then you're an idiot for trying it. of course. :) )

likes: fast motion stims, breaking stuff, analyzing literature (even tho they're bad at it sometimes)

dislikes: construction paper. what the FUCK is that, who made it, and why?? also lies.

they're both in their early 20s, fight like cats and birds, but also stick together.

no particular do's or don'ts!

listen. listen don't ask me about the names karla and TODD. my brain said "karla... i need a name as cool as karla. hm what about dave" first which. i agree is a problem for my psychiatrist first of all.

but then my fiancee went, "well my brain just went, bubblelicious and todd, so. i don't think you want those names." but todd. captures the dumb of ass energy so well. so it's todd. their name is todd.

[lowkeyrobin]

headcannons where quackity's s/o has tattoos? could also be nsfw, if you're comfortable with it :))

I don't write NSFW but I can definitely do the tattoo part! thanks for requesting!! I don't think I've actually posted a quackity focused thing yet which is surprising to me bc I have like 3 drafts for him LMAO

QUACKITY ; tattooed lover

summary ; you have tattoos and your boyfriend is head over heels

warnings ; language; talk of needles / pain of tattoos, use of quackitys real name (lmk if I should change it!)

word count ; 670

genre ; fluff

masterlist

In general, he'll act normal about all your tattoos and whatnot, but inside every time he sees your arms (especially if you have sleeves or some sick ones around your wrists that trail up your arm even a bit) he'll just get a little red in the cheeks. He absolutely loves all your ink. He thinks it's so sick, but he's not committed enough to get any, and he doesn't think he has the pain tolerance.

he went with you to get a new tattoo on your shoulder/upper arm area

he learned you'd be there for like 5 hours and he groaned like a shitty iPad kid and took his phone out while he threatened to call Philza

once he saw the tattoo gun... oh lord it was over

literally whisper shouted at you while the artist got up to get gloves

"that's what you're getting jabbed with??? why are we here again???"

genuinely can't look

once he hears the buzzing he turns his music on and he's staring down while he sits on the couch across from you

"Alex, look!" you smile, "I'm fine"

"how do I know you're not a clone?"

"Holy shit. dude it's the quackityhq duck, that's why I brought you along"

"WAIT WHAT?"

it's not a big tattoo whatsoever, but it's a reminder that he's always with you, how you've grown together and how that's always going to be an era of your content you'd never forget about

literally gets emotional about it

"You didn't have-"

"I wanted to, for the millionth time"

he genuinely didn't know tattoos were so expensive, once you leave he questions why it was 450 dollars and you explain to him how tattoo artist income works

He's not the one to want to peel off the second skin or pop the ink bubbles or even touch the tattoo until the skin goes back to normal. He's just kinda freaked out for some reason, it's just one of those things and it honestly makes sense.

He takes some dedicated time to sniff all the lotions and numbing creams and comment on each and every one, though. All while you're trying to do some aftercare on it and shit, and you just watch.

"this one smells like buttercream icing"

"yeah?"

"ew, this one smells like badboyhalo's ass!"

"why would you even know that? 😁"

If you have any tats without color, Alex will gladly color them in with washable markers like you're a walking coloring book. He'll literally call for you and ask you if he can color on you again, it's cute, really.

"y/n/n, can I color your tattoos again?"

"aren't you streaming?"

"so?"

"yeah, fine"

he has a whole gallon sized ziploc bag filled with Crayola washable markers

like he goes from playing on the qsmp and hanging out with some people to coloring all over you while said people watch 😭

you wave to his friends like "Hello, I am his walking therapy coloring book"

he's like a little kid. You just look over at him like, "Holy shit I could love you forever wtf"

Sometimes, he'll just draw you new tattoos (with washable markers dw) cause he gets bored and wants to doodle on you. Most of the time it ends up being stick figures and dicks but it's okay, it's his way of showing affection.

He'll genuinely think of song that remind him of each of your tattoos. Somehow, some way, he does. He has a whole playlist titled 'Y/n's tattoos', and he rarely listens to it, but he thinks it's fun to think of a new song when you get another tattoo.

Although he is a little concerned because what's gonna happen when you're old and wrinkly? How do the tattoos last? Do they become old and wrinkly like the tattooed grandmas meme? Because if so, he'll rip on you til the end of time.

"well I have a long time before I look like a tattooed elderly person, but okay"

"So you will? Oh my fucking God! BAHAHAHA"

[livingobserver]

Shit Show of Your Own Making....

I am a Political Independent. In the truest form of it (not the Bernie Sanders cloak form). Do we just sit on a political fence and just do nothing? NOPE! In fact as a part of the Majority of Voters..., the so-called" Silent Majority" I'ma about to jump off this here fence to the Right. Or..., perhaps better said..., Pushed to the Right by the incredible adolescent stupidity of the Left. That they actually celebrate. As are many Independents I speak with going to the Right. Whether Trump remains on the ballot or not. There needs to be strong pushback against the Insanity. To swing the compass needle back closer to the center. Where sanity is most found. Even if it means not being in complete agreement with some of the Right's insanity. Like an Executive Order by Trump to fork over hundreds of millions in Tax Payer Funding for...., Microsoft and it's A.I. development WTF? Why does Microsoft need hundreds of millions of Tax Payer Funding? it doesn't, that's just the cost of the Government entering into a Data Collection Contract with Micro-Daft. Truth be known. "The A.I. is your friend" and "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." While they themselves hide. Such is the way of Wolves in Sheep's clothing. But perhaps more fitting "Coyotes in Sheep's Clothing."

Anyway, I've looked, as so many Independents are now doing..., as to which side of this Cold Civil War, displays the greatest level of Common Sense as things are now, the way they are. If nothing else I am Pragmatic. In that regard Biden has lost the Independent support any candidate needs to win a General Election. Beyond Ballot Tampering. By either side. In this, Biden has already lost. Not just because we know that it is bat shit crazy (Unelected) jill Biden running the circus, but because of the effects and affects, of that circus. on us all. Rich, "Middle Class" (there's a broad term). Poor, Black, White, Brown, Yellow, Red, Green, Male, or Female, or somewhere in between Gay, Straight, whatever color of the rainbow is your favorite. As American Independents..., we shout "EHOUGH is ENOUGH!". If we must be made to be heard, then you WILL hear us. At the Ballot Box or Mail Box. You will once again hear the true Majority in America that has no corrupted Party Mechanisms, no Corrupted Party Leaders. The Majority that cast the votes to elect the last 5 or more American Presidents..., for better or worse, but always in hope of better. But what can we really do about the choices offered when we are purposely excluded from the Primaries and can only hope on, what your corrupted Parties are worth hoping through. 350 million + people in America..., and this is the best you can offer? This..., is what you worship? Don't come crying to me about a shit show when all you have to offer are the these two. You don't leave much choice between Trump and Biden. But, I can't be so much the Fool as to choose Biden. I just can't be made to look that stupid. I am an American first and foremost and I remember what is was like..., before being a Fool became so popular that things like 'The View' and MSNBC (MSDNC) and FOX (MSRNC) are applauded by the dumbest of the Sheeple. If this triggers you, no matter which side you worship..., then get off my fucking porch and don't come back till you're clear of the network and internet brainwashing. Till and if..., then, I'll not miss you. I promise you that. So very sick and tired of the STUPID and SHALLOW, self-inflicted blindness and it is self-inflicted if you've allowed it. Can you not think for yourselves? Can you not breathe without being told how to do so? I wonder....

[mysteriouslybluepirate]

Criminal Justice (2007)- Episodes 1-5. Watching Con O'Neill's old stuff cause it's fun. Day #? RALPH STONE!

Warnings: Murder. Blood. Drug Use. Needle Use/Injection is shown on the scene. Drunk driving. Accused/discussed sexual assault. Abusive parents, grief, and general bullshit in the justice system.

Should you watch this if you haven't: YES! Five episodes, each being an hour, but if you don't have any issues with the warning, it should be a fun time. I was on the edge of my seat for most of this show and Con is a very important character! He is on screen more than most of his other tv parts and is having a great time. It's a story about one defendant and the shit that goes down as he's tried for the crime.

Special thanks to:

@dianetastesmetal who I chatted with around midway through about the show! (For me it was ~2 in the morning, so it was a whole lot of fun!)

The Usual Suspects! I would love to hear your thoughts about this show down alone! I want to thank all of you for following me and giving me love. Y'all are enabling my current fixation, and I thank you all! If you haven't seen it, just ignore me <3

@sphealybojeely @thedowneyheart @kimpreg @gydima @ivegotnonameidea @treesofgreen @tummy-stab-wounds @mossiestpiglet @sidewalk-scrawls @crybabyclover @

Criminal Justice- EP 1 (Guest starring my brother)

Why does that kid look like Benedict Cumberbatch?

He just needs a haircut. That hair looks awful.

This takes place in 2008 right? 

Why didn't the dad knock?

He's going to go have sex, huh, he's not going to his friend's house. 

Is he going to abuse his position here? Pretend he's a cab driver?

I feel like cab drivers are trained to drop a rando with no destination to a hospital or a police station. 

Also, a situation that's only playful because it's a young woman. If this were a homeless person? This shit isn't flying. 

DON'T SHARE YOUR FUCKING DRINKS WITH A STRANGER??!?!?!

I got to inform my brother that in England they call soft-served ice cream 'whippies' after the popular brand 'Mr. Whippy', to which he just said 'it's a clown land'

DRUGS! Here we go!

This is suspicious as fuck. Don't take her booze! She's a chick you just met! 

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

NOOOO! NO. NO. NO. KNIFE GAME IS TAPPING, NOT FUCKING STABBING! WTF! 

Society would be a lot further on if we just stopped caring about peer pressure.

WHAT? HE STABBED HER!?!?!?!?!? WHY ARE THEY FUCKING? 

We have seen so much of this man's ass, why? 

We are 12 minutes in?

Oh. She's dead. She's so dead. 

OH SHIT. Yep thats a stabbing

Brother guesses it was the parent, I say ex lover.

God, he's just bad at this

BRO WENT BACK AND NOW HAS A WITNESS?????

This is an actual ACE ATTORNEY CASE WTF

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HE THEN CRASHES THE CAR? ACE ATTORNEY LEVELS OF DUMB!

Bro, is this your first break in?

Ohhh he's fucked. 

Ohhhhh, this is the cops best day of his life

Oh, good luck defense attorney Con. You better get Phoenix Wright levels of bullshit. 

Oh my god, don't fucking fight the cops. 

Bro, take a nap. It's been a long night. 

OH MY GOD IT'S HIM. 

Hello Con! Lovely to see you. Love the rat man fit. I know it's on purpose, but damn. He looks wet.

This is where my brother bullies the shit out of Con. 

OH I LOVE HIM-He's actually giving good legal advice! The cops are going to do whatever they can to get a false conviction.

'No comment man'- Hard nose solicitor I FUCKING LOVE IT

RALPH STONE! TROLLIN'. I love it. GOD I LOVE IT.

It's so much easier to be quiet when you're nervous. 

Lessons to be learned from this tv show: Don't random desperate women, don't fall to peer pressure, don't say shit to the police. 

They wouldn't have left her body there. They would have taken photos then taken the body out of the house asap. It's weird they've waited so long to investigate. 

Solicitation of evidence. It's illegal to receive testimony from a private source without giving the evidence to opposing council. 

Nice that she packed him a sandwich. 

Why is the shitty cops boss so much taller? That's funny. 

Whelp. RIP Ralph, you did all you could. Having the guy almost assault a police officer isn't fun.

OHHHHH!!!!!! RALPH I LOVE IT- GOOD GOD IS HE FUN

Oh this whole detective thing feels illegal. Without his attorney to represent him.

Yeah. Sure. Don't get buddy-buddy with the guy who wants to put you away for years.  

IS THIS DETECTIVE A VILLAIN? Oh, he likes you? FUN.

They're in a public spot, there is no expectation for privacy and this can be recorded, HAHAHAHAHHAHA. GOOD, HE DIDN'T SAY SHIT. 

It's 2007, a bit of weird transphobia was to expected. 

UHHHHH….. I SWEAR TO GOD. DON'T SWAP ATTORNIES!

CLASSIST BRITISH PEOPLE AHHHHH-

OH I'D BE PISSED!!!!!! RALPH IS SO GOOD!!!!!

Oh good, Ralph corrected himself about his client's name and pronouns, nice. 

Ralph at the end of ep 1-'I looked into his eyes, and we vibed. He can't be innocent'

AWWW RALPH STILL WANTS TO HELP HIM EVEN AFTER HE GOT SCREWED OVER BY HIS POSH LAWYERS! God, I love him. 

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EPISODE 2: This is where my brother dipped out, but I summarized as much as I could for him. 

I'm going to be honest I skipped through this ep a ton. I generally got the gyst. I'm here for my guy, you know. 

I watched a bit, but this just establishes our protagonist's life in jail. 

I skipped Ralph's scene/ the trial. Seriously the preview in ep 1 gives you the gist. Read a summary. Etc. His roomie is great.  

AHHH RALPHS SMILE. "I don't care what you'd do as a lawyer, just as a human being" AHHH. 

GOD HIS CELLMATE IS SO GOOD.

HAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAH! WTF?!?!?!??! Oh, poor ralph. You guy just blowing up in court.

At this point, if I was Ralph Stone, I wouldn't really believe him, but that's what that whole grin was for. He just knew our guy was innocent!

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Episode 3

Oh good. Protag was able to deep throat the drugs. 

Ralph! AHHH!! God, he has great outfits in this show. 

WHY DOES RALPH HAVE A FOOT THING? I noticed it earlier, but why are we drawing attention to it. 

Oh good, Ralph doesn't want to senselessly tarnish a dead girl's name. Nice. 

THAT FACE! Uh, the reluctant face! Chewing on the lip! 

Ralph! AHHH!! God, he has great outfits in this show. 

WHY DOES RALPH HAVE A FOOT THING? I noticed it earlier, but why are we drawing attention to it. 

Oh good, Ralph doesn't want to senselessly tarnish a dead girl's name. Nice. 

THAT FACE! Uh, the reluctant face! Chewing on the lip! Love it.

Ohhh, god. Ralph's a good actor. That's cute. 

OHH THE DETECTIVE ALSO BEING THERE! SHIT. RALPH RUN!

GOD HIM BEING VAGUE AS SHIT TO A WITNESS! I love it. 

'With alpha brain?' What the fuck?

AHHH! I LOVE RALPH. 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I got to see his chest :)

Oh, Ralph doesn't like this at all. But shit. Not much he can do. 

Oh no. It's really not ethical. And this yonger lady is going to mess it up. 

AHAHHAHAAAHAHAAA. THE WIGS! 

Is this inadvertently informing the audience of how fucked the courts can be. Which is both good and bad. People deserve to know exactly what our lawyers know.   

RALPH BEING THE FUCKING SAD DOG MIDDLEMAN THAT NEEDS TO RUN BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS SO FUNNY. 

Ralph with glasses gives me life. 

OH SHIT THE FRIEND SHOWED UP?

Okay, this is fun. But maybe let's not make jokes in a murder trial?

I love the one juror struggling to stay awake. Showing that even with all these verbal chess, they still need to convince the jury. 

Hey, babe. If you really fucking hate prison, maybe don't give a shit about how your mom reacts here!

Good on Ralph. Trying to speak up for her. 

(Seeing Ralphs…ex? For the first time) Oh I love them. WHAT ARE THEY ON?

OH SHE MOVED ON, GOD HIS ACTING. A SECOND TO SEE THAT FULL FUCKING FACE JOURNEY! 

Oh good. We can really hate the cops now. I mean, I already did. BUT. 

OHHH DO THEY HAVE FOOTAGE. 

OH, HE COMPLIMENTS RALPH WHEN IT LOOKS GOOD IN FRONT OF THE JURY. 

God I hate her(lead defense lady), but this scene is fun. 

RALPH IS HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME. He's watching the divorced parents fight and he loves it. He should be allowed to smile.

Ha, she's sowing seeds of guilt but that's really not how the law works. 

Ralph-'I told you not to talk two episodes ago, and you do it fucking now?!?!??!?!'

Is Ralph being kinda shitty? Yes. Is there any other option right now? Nope. 

Them showing how mentally I'll people in prison are severely punished without being able to seek help is cool. 

Back to court- OHHHH! SHIT. Yeah, digging at how the medical examiner is only going on prosecution for the state is suspicious as fuck. 

FUCK. ASSHOLE DON'T SAY SHIT! DONT CONTRADICT THE DEFENSE!!!!!

SHIT

Ralph, mentally deciding if now is a good place to just call it a day when his client is just begging to go to jail.

OH ANOTHER FUCKING CON CHARACTER WHO FELL IN LOVE THE WRONG WAY!!?!?!?!??!?!!? Well, that fills out my bingo card. This makes maybe 20 characters. I swear to god, if he ends up sad and alone I will make a Con O'Neill drinking game. 

"Are you calling me a hypocrite?" *Slight head tilt* -ME rolling on the floor laughing

Good on Ralph for staying with him though. 

AWWW. Ralph's an asshole but this is one of the few cases that's gotten to him! I love it. :)

Aww, they are sweet as a couple, but he needs to reorient himself. Find his own center and work on not 'always looking for doubt' before moving on. 

OH GOD! Don't fucking smile Con. It's mean. To me. Personally. 

AHHH! HIS TICKS WHEN HE'S LYING! Okay, that's funny as shit. I love him.

It's good that the main defense younger lady and the defendant trust each other. AND CON'S GRIN!

Say what you will, this man loves his job

OH SO YOU'LL LET THE SENIOR DEFENSE CHAT AND BE EXTRA BUT NOT THE JUNIOR! RUDE!

OHHHH SHIT THEY GAVE HIM BACK (the inhaler) EVIDENCE

AHHHHHHH!H!H!H!H!HH!H!HH HE TOOK EVIDENCE BITCH! It proves that he stayed in her bed

RALPH SMILING AHHHH!H!H!H!H!H!HH!

Oh they're getting him addicted to drugs to keep him loyal. Whelp. That's going to ruin him.

EPISODE 4:

Why is Ralph going into his clients home? 

Ralph(I'm paraphrasing)- Look, I'm a hard ass. I'm a dick who usually has guilty clients and does what he can to abuse loopholes and police mistakes to get them free. If I have a gut feeling, that really fucking matters. So I'm going to do what I can. 

Yeah, the neighbor did it

OHHHH! SHE PULLED RANK ON RALPH AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Stone is pissed, and doesn't want to freak out in court. OR HE'S GOING TO EXAMINE A WITNESS?

What act is he playing here? I love it. He's being a clever cheeky bastard. Knowing how people want to treat court like they're the important heros that can save the day! AHAHHAH! I love it. 

"Are you the kind of person-"- SHUT THE FUCK UP-He's just trying to establish his character before crushing it.

OHHH THEY ARE ABUSING THE SHIT OUT OF HIS COYNESS AND NERVOUSNESS WHEN TALKING ABOUT SEX. 

AND HE'S HIDING EVIDENCE

Ralph, I love you. Babe. This is the kind of trust in the justice system I need. 

Another court scene goes by without note. But Ralph shows up? Oh boy, I'm typing. 

OOOOHHHH RALPH GETS TO BE A DETECTIVE!

SCENE SKIP

WHY ARE THE CLIENT AND YONGER LADY DEFENSE ATTORNEY SMOOCHIN? EXCUSE ME? ISN'T THAT AGE GAP WEIRD??!?!?!??!?

Oh good. Ralph. 

OH MY GOD HIM FUCKING SITTING ON THE TABLE? Me Moment. Queer? Coded. I'm assigning it to him. I'm giving him an honorary badge even though this is probably one of his straightest roles. 

Ralph- "I like getting my clients off." YEAH so does she! *Ba Dumb Tisk*. See, Ralph is smart. Get entangled with others in the arm of the law, not your fucking client. 

Scene passes without note. But a few prison scenes go by. 

GLASSES!!!!!! Look at them! THE EXAMINER GENUINELY HELPED. I'd also be smiling at him like that. 

Aww, Ralph's trying to ask without asking to hang out with a friend. 

Skipped a bit. Back in court. 

AWW Ralph and the yonger female defense attorney leaning together to chat. 

BRO HE IS SO WHIPPED FOR THE EXAMINER! I LOVE THIS!!!!!

THAT FUCKING SMILE. GOOD FOR HIM! GOOD FOR HELLEN! I love that they're immediately like, yeah, this might be a conflict of witness BUT. She still has a point.

I WOULD BE SWAYED BY HIS CHARM! I HAVE BEEN SWAYED BY HIS CHARM.

DAMN. Good on the friend/witness. 

Oh wow, the cellmate is just as shitty and corrupt as everyone else? I'm shocked. 

I love Ralph trying his best here. 

"You're 46 years old, what do you know about justice?" :0. WOW.

OH SHIT THIS MIGHT FUCK THIS ALL UP. CALLING IN THE DAD IF HE HAS AN ALIBI

OHHHH FUCK. RALPH IS A SECOND FROM STEPPING IN. 

OHHHH FUCK. GOOD ON HER. CALL THE DAD OUT FOR BEING ABUSIVE. 

FUCK if they pull her in the case is fucked. 

YEP RALPH SEES IT! SHIT!!!!!! 

EP 5: 

JURY CONSIDERING VERDICT! 

HI RALPH! LOVE YOU BABE!

Hour and a half deliberation is good! 

Yeah, I should have seen that coming. 

WHELP. SHIT. 

He's going to kill himself within a year. Calling it now. 

That moment when you work the same job as our prisoner protagonist 😐. Hey, don't dis a dishwashing job, protag. It's nice and easy.

HI CON! 

"'Self-deprecating jokes get you out of hard questions'- avoids the question by shoving toast in his mouth"-me. God, I was messaging @dianetastesmetal during this bit. Who pointed out how loving these characters is a form of self-love, and I will partially embrace it. Maybe I just want to see a man with a nice chest and a nice smile huh! ;)

Oh good, the protagonist is doing more drugs. Love that

GLASSES! I AM BACK ON MY WHORE SHIT. 

The hugging of the book! THE GRINNING! AHH!

This is why Ralph is emotionally distant, 'cause he's lost good cases before. HAHAHAHHA HE CAN'T LET IT GO. 

AHHHHH!H!H!H!HH!!H  THE TUFTED-UP HAIR ENTERING THE PRISON!

OH SHIT! RALPH INVESTIGATING THEIR RELATIONSHIP! He's asking the protagonist to sell out his legal advisor! 

No, RALPH IS SO RIGHT! She abused her station and got too close. 

Oh good. Another arm of the law is weird around police reports and evidence. Great.  

AHHH! Her sewing that little tidbit in the cop's head! She's onto him! 

Yeah, good on our protag to stand up for himself. 

Cellmate is going to get killed cause he knew too much, huh. 

Hey, good on the cop for looking into it a bit more. Still a jackass. But you know. 

Skipped a few scenes without note.

OHHH SHIT HE FILED THE SUIT!!!!!!! GOOD ON RALPH! We love a man who cares about giving justice to his client. 

'Frances- out for blood after Ralph is about to ruin her career'

 'Ralph-Half passed out on a couch with a rag over his eyes, already done with this conversation. Ready to throw every insult she directed to him back into his face.'

Ralph knew to get romantically entangled with a medical examiner and not a fucking witness.

GET IT RALPH! God, good for him. SHE ABUSED HER POSITION! She took everything they worked for and threw it all away. She didn't let their client find justice. 

Yeah, cellmate's about to die, huh. 

OHHHH SHIT! GET IT!!!!!! Good on him! Yeah, he's going to get murdered, but good on him. MURDER THAT BASTARD! 

OHHH SHIT. THE ASSHOLE COP HELPED THE MOB! 

GOOD ON THE CHIEF FOR CALLING HIM OUT! DAMN! 

Oh, wow. Ben's life is ruined. He's hooked on drugs, and he thinks he has no prospects in life. 

Now he can't fall asleep without listening to the radio.

Hi Ralph. Why are we talking about your feet? 

Frances is fucked essentially. 

Yeah, going in for a mistrial was the right option. 

Yeah, no. Nothing would have changed if Ben told Ralph the truth the moment they met. Good on Ralph! Giving our protag a bit of closure on this whole thing. Telling that none of this was really his fault.  

Yep. He had his last few free years of youth ripped from him. 

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Final thoughts:

I think the fact that this was a mob member being the real murder and that it was covered up was the real thing here. The entire point and moral the audience was meant to learn. It didn't matter if Ben had the best case, the entire Crown was against him. Ralph and his team could have been the best defense lawyers in the world and it still would have gotten buried. I'm happy the final evidence came out, obviously, but Ben was fucked over in so many ways. Now what life does he have? He lost his friends, his trust in his family, and is now destined to fall back into the system he knows. It's a shame. 

Con: 11+/10. Long hair AND glasses AND he's Exhausted! Perfect role. I want him. I want to be him. He's divorced, and sad, and I love it.

Ralph saved this series for me personally. He was so much fun. I will be updating the Con list here soon to include bit TV roles. Ralph is going to be high on my ranking. We are given a Con character who has REAL impact on the story, introduces the audience to the rules of this world, AND GETS A HAPPY ENDING! It's brilliant. Obviously, there are moral issues to him being such a good defense attorney to allow criminals to get away, but this whole story was about giving Ralph a different perspective. He's a slime-ball but he's not totally against change. Willing to look at other perspectives. He started to genuinely care about his client, and didn't treat it as some weird game of chess. Him genuinely helping the younger defense attorney was nice, especially because he rarely blew up at her for her choices. He did his best to help where he could and didn't take things personally when shit blew up. 

Con's acting here is so fun and fluid! I hate being a person that ties OFMD into everything, but this is kind of what I want Izzy to become. Con's allowed to be fun! He's allowed to be mad, suspicious, have doubt etc. There are a few scenes that got me chuckling just by his face! He feels really confident and comfortable in this role. He talks with his hands! He's a dick, a total slime-ball, but he really cares about getting things done right! I love it. 

Everyone else: 8/10. Nothing really stood out besides our protagonist, and after a quick google, he won an award for this role. Which is deserved. He does great. I liked the characters the show wanted me to like, and vice versa. 

Story 7/10: Intriguing. I had fun, but this show sits more in the turn off your brain and gets swept along by the bullshit, vs trying to solve it yourself. 

Overall. 9/10: I highly recommend it if the tags don't worry you. Con is in this enough to justify a Con watch. I have a thing for Professor esk Con. I will not be ashamed about that. His whole speech about how he was perceived was nice. Now, this is about five hours of commitment, but If you need something longer I'd recommend it.

[jamalgripperton46290]

Getting Freaky On a Friday Night (Pico x Boyfriend)

Jamal Gripperton's Masterlist

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It was just another Wednesday afternoon, and Boyfriend was casually scrolling through Tiktok, nothin' special. That is, until he stumbled upon a brand-new tattoo parlor just a few blocks away from where he lived. "Sweet" he thought to himself, after all, he had been wanting a tattoo for a few years now, but he just didn't know where...

So he had the brilliant thought of asking the group chat on suggestions regarding the topic. Here's how it went:

Boyfriend: Hey guys im thinkin of gettin a tattoo in that new tattoo parlor but idk where suggestions?

Carol: Dude what happens if you accidentally put tinfoil in the microwave

Kapi: Get it on ur dick and then you can finally pull some bitches man 💀

Whitty: Carol please tell me u didnt put fucking tinfoil in the goddamn microwave

Garcello's Spirit: R u sure gettin a tattoo is a good idea little man?

Sussus Moogus: Im with kapi on dis one get it on ur tiny ass meat stick lol

Carol: Dude i see a flame in the microwave o shit

Whitty: CAROL WTF

Carol: Dude this is actually pretty sick i can summon daddy dearest or smn now 🍸🔥🔥😈😈😝😝

Kapi: Yeah i dare bf to get it on his tiny dingle dongle

Boyfriend: Fuck you kapi and dw youll be the first to see the tattoo on my double decker deek 💖🥰

And so, a text and throwing on the first t-shirt and grey sweatpants he could find, was all he had to do to set his journey on the quest of getting his 8-inch dick tattooed.

He settled on getting a dragon design to go all around his "MAGNUM DONG" when in reality, it was just a little above average sized, so nothing too special.

As he made his way to this new tattoo parlor, he couldn't help but feel a little scared, because obviously, having a fear of needles was brutal enough, but having a needle inject ink into your dick for who knows how long, was even worse. But Boyfriend was known for being bold and "cool" so he wasn't gonna let fear get the best of him, and he wasn't gonna chicken out on a dare just because he was being a reckless pussy amirite?

He mustered up the courage of opening the door of that darn tattoo parlor and found himself greeting the nice lady at the front desk and initiating in some small talk before sitting down at the waiting area down the small hall.

"Can a "Boyfriend" go to room 3 please?" a random lady scoffed.

This was it, there was no turning back (he kinda wanted to) but Boyfriend and his overly high ego said otherwise.

He slowly opened the door to see a ginger crouching down to pick up something that seemed like a pack of antiseptic wipes. Boyfriend couldn't help but stare at that juicy ass of his just waiting to be fucked (at least that's what he thought)

"Nice ass" Boyfriend blurted out, as he took a seat on the medical chair thingy (We don't know what it's called okay?)

"I beg your pardon?" Pico turned around to see a rather handsome looking shortie sitting at the medical chair thingy (Still don't know what it's called)

"It's got a juicy look to it, but voluptuous is really the word I'm looking for" Boyfriend then proceeded to shoot Pico an innocent wink which made Pico want to take his gun and shoot himself right in the face.

"Umm... I d-dont think I follow" Pico stuttered, as he tried to hide the bright shade of red forming upon his cheeks (the ones on his face, we're not getting to that part just yet)

"You're cute, what's your name?" Boyfriend asked, trying to start a conversation.

"Erm... It's Pico" Pico blurted out, not quite sure why the "Patient" was talking, well, more like flirting with him in the first place.

"E-either way, we gotta get to business" Pico stammered, as he took a seat on his chair, ready to type in this weird and excruciatingly handsome fellow's details on the computer.

"What type of business sugar?" Boyfriend smirked, especially proud of that one, he pulled like it was nothing #cool.

"Are you kidding me right now? I need your details you douche" Pico declared, getting a little impatient with this weird dude that was hot as fuck and also within cock-sucking range mind you.

"Oh... right" Boyfriend said, taking this a little more seriously (Like he was supposed to in the first place)

"I need your name and age" Pico groaned (Not in that way yet, just be patient little chickadees, it's almost here), as he just wanted this to end as soon as possible.

"Oh yeah, my name's Dick and I'm 19, single and ready to mingle honey" Boyfriend obviously joked, as he let out a chuckle.

"Ha, Dick, surely that explains a lot" Pico rolled his eyes and fixated them on the computer.

"Just pulling on your balls bae, my name's Boyfriend" The shorter of the two said.

"Dude, that's like somehow worse, it can't get any worse than this" Pico let out a laugh at the thought that this hottie had so much potential, and yet, his name was simply "Boyfriend", how pathetic.

"Okay, where do you want the tattoo huh?" Pico asked rather eagerly.

"Um, this is gonna sound a bit weird alright? But it's a dare, so like, I'm obviously doing it..." 

"I'm gonna tattoo my super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, my chode, cock, dick, meat stick-" Boyfriend was cut off mid-sentence.

"Stop, just stop. WHAT THE FUCK?!" Pico panicked at the thought of having to hold his dick while measuring, tattooing it, and all that jazz, he needed someone to pinch him right then and there, or else he really would bring out that gun and shoot himself.

"I would say you're rather excited though, aren't you sugar?" Boyfriend smirked, while also being super proud of that one, he was practically on flirting fire #doublecool

"You wish, you fucking dick" Pico mumbled, knowing damn well that Boyfriend was in fact correct, and he was just waiting for Boyfriend to stick his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" up his scrawny little hole (His words not mine)

"I don't even think that's even legal dude, lemme ask my manager" Pico scoffed rather disgusted.

And so Pico did the awkward task of asking his manager if it was in fact legal to tattoo someone's dick. And much to his demise, it was, but they would have to dispose of the tools that came in contact with his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" for obvious hygiene reasons and sanitary measures.

"Somehow in fucking hell, it fucking is legal and allowed in here" Pico growled as he spoke to Boyfriend.

"Fuck yes! It's gonna be epic dude!" Boyfriend cheered, breaking out of his flirtatious character towards Pico.

"Whatever, get on the medical bed thingy" (I don't know what the fuck it's called so y'all are just gonna have to deal with it m'kay? Thnx <3)

And so, Boyfriend eventually did, taking his baggy, blue jeans and boxers off for Pico to "Inspect" the soon-to-be tattooed area.

"If you don't mind me saying, I expected it to be bigger than this" Pico giggled as he shot Boyfriend a somewhat of an intimidating look that screamed 'Dude wtf like ew'.

"Like yours is any bigger hon" Boyfriend scoffed, rolling his eyes at Pico

Pico eventually measured it and broke into a fit of laughter.

"Eight inches? Really? I know mine's at least ten dude" Pico teased.

"Please, don't lie to yourself sugar, but if you want..." Boyfriend eventually came to a halt and trailed off.

"If I want, what?" Pico wondered.

"I could measure yours just to be sure it is in fact "Ten inches" like you said it was" Boyfriend smirked as he said so, but of course, no homo though...

Fuck it man, yes homo, Boyfriend was already getting hard at the feeling of Pico's cold fingertips touching his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" and he wanted nothing more than to fuck this ginger's voluptuous and juicy ass.

"F-fuck... y-yes please" Pico moaned at just the sight of his rather average "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" but it was quite thick in size, and that was enough to make Pico's friend downstairs want to rise from the dead (iykyk)

The two passionately smashed their lips together and felt nothing but a strong wave of lust wash over them. A part of Pico was saying that sex at a fucking tattoo parlor wasn't exactly the best idea. But fuck it, buttfuck it, because Pico was just desperate, he longed for the touch of Boyfriend and wanted nothing other than him.

A simple kiss soon turned into a heated makeout sesh - suckin face if you may. Tongue and everything it was filled with passion, lust, affection and pure love. Kissing in a tattoo parlor with some hot hunka meat you just met, super cliche right? But cha live in the moment ma dudes. 

A few minutes later, Pico grabbed Boyfriend's man pole as Boyfriend squirmed in the medical chair thingy and met with Boyfriend's black world-consuming orbs earning a small whimper from Boyfriend. Slowly, he started licking Boyfriend's tip which was already leaking out in pre-cum while Boyfriend was squirming under Pico's strong, cold grip. He trailed his tongue down Boyfriend's length as Boyfriend let out small moans and groans of pleasure.

All of a sudden, Pico took him all in with a yelp from Boyfriend. Bobbing his head up and down and dragging his tongue around his width, licking, sucking and kissing all over Boyfriend's chode. Boyfriend was rolling his hips unable to contain the immense pleasure bubbling up inside him like a simmering stew on high heat.

Pico couldn't help but smirk at how out of control he made Boyfriend feel. Serves him right for earlier. "Where's the 'Mr. tough guy' at?" Pico asked slyly. "You miss him?" Boyfriend managed to blurt out. "Not necessarily " Pico mumbled.

"I'm gonna I-" Boyfriend moaned out. "I know babe let it out " Pico murmured. "Fuuuucccckkkkkk-" Boyfriend spoke barely over a whisper, warm liquid filled Pico's mouth and he obvs swallowed it all.

"Wanna 69?" Boyfriend asked coyly.  "Uh yeah... s-sure " Pico stuttered getting nervous in the presence of Boyfriend's flirtatious side again. As soon as Pico replied, he smacked his juicy, voluptuous, curvaceous, busty, opulent, well-proportioned, luscious ass. Pico moaned at the action and not noticing Boyfriend had moved.

Without warning, he went all in taking him whole. Pico might have had small dick energy, but he was the exact opposite when it came to times like these. Hot, wet and loud were the words to describe the tattoo parlor room, both of their moans bouncing of the room's walls as they sucked each other off. Pico suddenly stopped which made Boyfriend supa confused, so confused, he didn't even notice Pico behind him until he felt all of his dingle in his ass.

"F-fuck Pico-" Boyfriend blurted, as Pico slowly rolled his hips. "What babe c'mon use your words" Pico groaned seductively in Boyfriend's ear as he picked up the speed. "F-fuck you feel s-so good" Boyfriend splattered "I know babe" Pico admitted. His thrusts getting harder and faster, their skin clapping together getting louder and more pleasingly painful.

"I can't take it anymore P-pico" Boyfriend said as he gasped for air. "Yes you can baby, I know you can" Pico replied reassuringly. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK PICO" Boyfriend screamed as he was screaming without the s (iykyk). Pico finished after him with a loud, deep groan. "It's my turn now Pico, get on all fours before I make you" Boyfriend whispered in his ear slightly nibbling on his ear lobe. 

Pico fought against letting out a moan and slowly went on all fours. "If you ain't gonna do it yourself  *smack* I'm gon do it myself". He flipped Pico over and went all in. Plunging in and out of Pico's asshole, Boyfriend was goin at full speed and wasn't holding back at all. And holy shit, Pico would be lying if he said Boyfriemd was mediocre. Pico's soft moans and Boyfriend's deep groans filled the room and were the only thing to be heard within a mile's radius.

Apart from their skin clapping and the squeaking of the medical bed thing. "You like it baby?  Does my Magnum Dong feel good penetrating your ass?" Boyfriend whispered seductively. He only got a moan in response "I need words Pico" Boyfriend whispered. "Yes fucking, hell yes!" Pico moaned out. "Good" Boyfriend muttered under his breath. "Fuck, fuck, fuck. fuck, fuuuuuccccckkkkkk" Boyfriend groaned as he released his load.

"Sit down Pico "Boyfriend spoke. The second Pico sat down, Boyfriend got on his knees and got to work. Sucking every part and gagging anything and everything Boyfriend could do he did until they were both out of breath.

Soon later, Pico did Boyfriend's tattoo and got it 4 free! 

He should really thank Kapi sometime.

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A/N

Word count: 2203 words

Haiiiii partay peoples! Omfgggg this chapter was super fun to write and we both died multiple times throughout the whole process of writing and editing this chapter. Btw Beezy wrote the first half (Up until da smashing their lips togetha part lmao) and ofc Jamal wrote the bottom half (The makeout sesh all the way to the end) and they tried their best, so why not follow em? Hope you guys liked reading this as much as we loved writin it <3 Stay tuned ma dudes the chapters get even better y'all.

-BeezyBee and Jamal Gripperton

[popcorn1989]

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤𝔸𝕡𝕡 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕍𝕚𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤

Note: Modern/Vikings Boys/Girls - Ask me something lighter, my brain is a big question mark for me too...

Look here for the Others - Here

You -- Hi Ivar, are you on your way already?

Ivar -- I'm t6n my vay

You -- What?

Ivar -- I have to stop because of you

You -- What?

Ivar -- I can only write with one hand when I walk

You -- Are you on your way?

Ivar -- …..

You -- ??

Ivar -- I AM ON THE WAY

Aslaug -- Honey, Think of the Children

You -- What, I don't have any

Aslaug -- Oh, Wrong Chat

You -- No Problem

Alsaug -- Oh, but can you watch my kids today?

You -- I'm not even in Kattegat

Aslaug -- Thank you

You -- Can you help me a moment?

Sigurd -- What for?

You -- The train is not coming

Sigurd -- I don't know the train driver

You -- What? I wanted to ask if you could pick me up.....

Sigurd -- I don't even know how to drive a train.

You -- …

Ragnar -- I'm on the sea right now, check the view out

Sends a picture

You -- Yes, you had your finger in front of the lens

Ragnar -- Oh wait…

Sends a picture

You -- You sent me the same picture, you have to send the new one.

Ragnar -- Oh wait, I don't know … ah here

Sends the same picture

You -- Wow, beautiful view….

Ragnar -- I told you !

Hvitserk -- She has big tits!!

You -- ….

Hvitserk-- Wait… who are you?

You - …

Hvitserk -- Shit, meant to write Ubba, sry

You -- Yeah, have fun...

Hvitserk -- Yes I will…

You --...

Hvitserk -- …

You -- Um, may I ask again about the other day?

Helga -- Of course, dear, it's not difficult, just stick it in the hole

You -- That's not easy the end always splits

Helga -- Lick the end

You -- Oh, it worked

Helga -- I told you it's easy to get a thread in a needle

You -- Haven't forgotten, Floki!

Floki write for 10 mins

You -- This will be a long text

Floki write after 15 mins

Floki -- Ok

You -- WTF

Floki -- I forgot to press send

You -- …

Floki write for 10 mins

You -- … gosh

You -- I'm a bit bored right now

Athelstan -- Then you should read a book

You -- Hm, good idea, can you recommend something?

Athelstan -- I was just about to read the Bible myself.

You -- Spoiler Alert! Jesus dies!

Athelstan -- …. Funny….

You -- Hahahahahhahaha

Athelstan -- ….

You -- Hahahahahhahaha

Rollo -- Quick question!

You -- Yes?

Rollo -- Where can you find these apps?

You -- In your app - shop/store, which one are you looking for?

Rollo -- Does this shop exist in Kattegat?

You -- Are you serious?

Rollo -- Yes

Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!

You -- That's cool...

Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!

You -- Super - I'm proud of you, tell me more !

Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!

You -- great, how long are you going to do this now?

Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!

You -- ……….

Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!

You -- Fuck you!

Ubba -- Hahahahaha

[samcollinsbf]

a few redacted piercing hcs

im like sooo tired rn so these are very unorganized feeling + i will make a more cohesive post tomorrow or something with more of the dudes but for now my thoughts must be shared.

these are organized in order from most to least me just projecting so bear with it

CW for body modification described in pretty heavyish detail + mention of needles of course under the cut

Darlin

darlin has 1738292933 piercings like just trust me

they have 2 professionally done from when they were like a baby but the rest they did by hand

as i've stated before they've given sam a couple of ear piercings

like the amount of trust you need to have in someone to stick a needle in your ear hello !! holding your vampire boyfriends face in your hands !! they mean a lot to me can you tell.

they've gotten infected a million times before probably but each time are like fuck it we ball !!

they're actually decent at piercing now though. they've got the routine down and can name the technical term for like every piercing imaginable

Lasko

3 total. 2 lobe + 1 helix

lasko love of my life did his helix himself but like. horribly. it was shortly after he left his parents place so idk he was running off adrenaline a little

he is not a super adventurous man but he was having a moment and figured it couldn’t hurt That bad.

tried to do it with a sewing needle in his bathroom mirror

it did infact hurt that bad. bro had to stop halfway through to take a breather like helix piercings hurt so bad if you’re doing it on ur own especially if you don't kno wtf you're doing

he powered through it though and im so proud of him

ASHER OMG

11 total

5 lobe 3 helix 1 industrial

he’s also a self proclaimed expert piercer

except his pain tolerance in Low. six feet under the ground. he is in agony every single time but is like Fuck it we ball !!!!!

he is a LIAR though and tells everyone it’s like Super easy and quick to do

david knows the truth though.

asher’s first time piercing his ears was in david’s bedroom when they were teenagers

bro had a sewing needle a block of ice and the feeling of pure spite

towards what idk he had an emo phase he was having a moment like lasko🤷‍♂️

david probably incessantly told him to Not to do it because its “stupid” and “going to get insanely infected” but at some point gave up and just watched as asher attempted to stab himself in the ear as he sat criss cossed infront of davids bedroom mirror

they had radio head playing in the background because the image made me giggle.

asher ended up chickening out with the needle halfway through his ear because it hurt

david had to do it the rest of the way for him like the ally to the trans community he is 🙏

and OH MY GOD i saw these earrings at niles months ago that were like little red circles about a centimeter wide with silver paw prints on them

he wears those.

ACK damien my love

i feel like he got an industrial piercing at some point

actually you know what he actually had a shit ton of ear piercings

day to day though he takes them out all you see are a ring of little holes in his ear because they kept getting caught on his clothes + he wears glasses and he hates how it feels when the click against things

he keeps them in at night through and will wear them for special occasions

ok these get less detailed from here on out

elliot : left eyebrow piercing + gauged ears

guy : ok this is based off some like fanart i saw of him that i actually can’t find now that im looking for it but i think he has a double eyebrow piercing (whoever has made fanart of him like that im kissing u on the face ur like sooo real for that one bro.)

vincent : SNAKE BITES. also like small gauges

milo : i think !! he has a septum im not sure though

ok im like atually way to tired to continue i just really like body modification have i made that clear enough.

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom season 2, eps 1-5 thoughts! opening the new season with episodes like these kinda blew me away. we had multiple serious episodes INCLUDING a two parter!! also, valerie :)

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-I don't know what I expected s2 to open with. but danny portal incident in more detail was not it. (also, I hate to break it to you, sam, but danny's parent's bigass ghost hunting rv def chugs more gas than those vehicles, lmao. unless it runs on ectoplasm or something...)

-WHY WAS DESIREE IN THE SEWER? HAVING TEA WITH IT DOWN THERE?? Her making the giant cow come alive is a boss move, we've almost had all of my fav animals as ghosts now <3 I also don't like how sam was expecting danny to just, haunt the place so the cars wouldn't get sold? I KNOWWW I know she's 14 (and I had a very annoying phase like this, I think I mentioned in a previous post, I GET IT) but they're HIS powers, and messing with (1) dealership will not really put a dent in sales overall because they can just move the cars to another sales lot, and it certainly wont change the industry anyway, it's more of a minor annoyance for (1) location. Also, usually people who work at car sales places work on commission, so if they dont make a sale, they don't have money to pay bills, or eat. sam baby if u wanna be an activist you need to like, actually look into these things. with as much money as her parents have, she could be doing a lot..more useful things for causes she cares about? it's frustrating to see someone with resources who doesn't know how to use them. but shes 14 so again. cannot be really upset :/

-IS THIS A PREDATOR VS TERMINATOR VS FREDDY KRUEGER MOVIE BUT THEYRE ALL WOMEN?? you know, sam is so right to be excited about this. /I/ want to see this movie. that rules

-paulina inviting danny and friends to her quinceañera, aw! even if it is just to get phantom to show up :') and there'll be a meteor shower, and we KNOW danny wants to be an astronaut!! there's not a meteor shower every night!! the tickets are non-refundable, but..she's rich? like. gotta agree with danny, they never get invited!! I KNOW it's the principle of keeping promises, but if she was that upset, she should've said something. directly. I hated how she was like, passive aggressive about it through the episode, like you SAID IT WAS FINE, THAT YOU'D GO TO THE PARTY TOO. MOVIES SHOW FOR A FEW WEEKS IN THEATERS. IF YOU HAD A REAL PROBLEM YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT. WE'VE HAD THIS PROBLEM BEFORE, SAM. YOUR FRIENDS. ARE NOT. MIND READERS.

-MR. LANCER GOING AFTER THE GHOST WITH THE FIRE EXTINGISHER LMAO

-this outfit is everything . anytime the show does an over the top cutesty pink outfit i WANT IT. it looks like shit I wear JKASDHF I HAVE a bow like that and a pink sweater. I need leg warmers </3

-SAMS GOTTA RE-HALF-KILL HIM??? thats fucked up. but also, he finally got his logo!! it took until s2!!! this episode was lowkey very fucked and I felt like it glossed over a lot. does sam have guilt about like. kinda KILLING HIM?? I know, he also agreed and walked into the portal. but. she made the choice to redo it SO quickly (even if it was because someone had to beat desiree) and danny, during their fight, brought up a lot of stuff sam's done in the past, meaning he was holding onto those memories and resentment was building. (I KEEP SAYING HE LOWKEY NEEDS THERAPY, BUT I THINK MOST EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW KINDA DOES) which...is a red flag? and then they didnt even GO to the party URGH I know she tried to make up for it, but it really felt like Sam fucked up and barely faced any consequences and got everything she wanted in the end. I KNOW it's a kids show obv they aren't going to go too in depth, and she undid the damage, kinda, but...I DUNNO how to articulate it but it rubbed me the wrong way.

-but on a note about desiree, her powers of wishes were STRONG ENOUGH TO ERASE NOT JUST THEIR MEMORIES, BUT DANNY'S POWERS?! fuck, if I was danny I'd be like, trying to make friends with her. I know they always have horrible side effects as most genie-granted wishes do, but...c'mon, I'd at least TRY to be like 'I wish no ghosts would hurt anyone in my town' or 'I wish vlad would lose his ghost powers forever no matter What and also forget about my mom' LIKE. SHIT DESIREE IS SO POWERFUL. rewriting reality powerful, basically!! appreciate her. respect her.

-aww, sam helping tucker pass the nurse's office so he wouldn't see because he's afraid of medical stuff? very sweet. I also don't like medical stuff, I've gotten a lot better at handling it tho. but seeing blood and needles still makes me feel lightheaded x_x

-FOLEY, BY TUCKER FOLEY. I want to make my own perfume, that's so cool. even if his first attempt isn't good, he's pretty consistently shown to have an inventor/entrepreneur streak in the show, so like. I can see him inventing or making something (or several somethings) that make him $$$ when he grows up :) proud of my creative son

-I know the 'creepy abandoned hospital on the edge of town' is a joke and the creepy hospital trope is so Worn Out, but in my town we actually DO have a hospital like that! my dad was born in it, but its not in use and hasn't been for, like, 20 years! it needs to be torn down but I think the city doesn't wanna pay the money. the inside is horrible, spray painted and broken glass and shit everywhere. but there's still like, rusty equipment and fucking DOLLS all over the place. the cops drive by it pretty frequently to make sure no one is like, breaking in. (because of water damage, some of the areas really aren't safe. also, asbestos, but people still go in anyway) but also, some of my town was used in a filming for a stephen king show. So it's lowkey spooky all over. just a fun personal tidbit :) to lead into saying, any hospital abandoned for any period of time is NOT safe to quarantine these kids in JKSAHDKF like I KNOW it's a ghost trying to do this, but NONE of these parents are even like, 'well, why dont we keep them in the regular, working hospital'....YIKES. this hospital looks pretty accurate to the one in town. grungy and spooky.

-fentons are tax evaders confirmed by jack's fear of being audited, lol no one is surprised

-ghost sickness via ghost bugs. horrifying concept. I actually expected it to be a new villain, not dr. spectra again! this is a very elaborate scheme. her new form rules, love the new costume. the way none of the bg kids seem to recognize her as their old school councilor. did we just forget about that completely?

-dash watching romance movies in the fucked up ghost hospital. same.

-'oh please, you're ghosts, do you have any idea what YOU smell like?' no, tucker, what DO ghosts smell like? I genuinely didn't know they would even have a smell, I actually want to know now.

-it feels like a while since we've seen jazz!! i was happy to see her again, even if she was a head in a jar for most the episode. I want another jazz-focused ep!!

-we finally see danny doing space-related stuff!! him and his friends stargazing to open ep 3 of s2. cute :) until, GHOST PIRATES!!!!! ...ghost pirate captain is a small child?? VOICED BY TAYLOR LAUTNER???

-oh, the easy listening is ember's song instrumental slowed. 'vapor drone' THEY VAPORWAVED HER!!! ember in a pirate outfit tho >>>>. and the cruise being called m.bersback JKASDHJK. ember adopting a little pirate brother is also pretty cute. concerning this teen and little kid have such bad opinions of adults, like, who hurt you?? (how did you DIE ALSO?? im always lowkey curious about that. we know desiree died at an old age, but her ghost form is young, probably mid-20s, so I wonder how that sort of thing works...its a more mental thing, isn't it?) but ghost team-ups are always cool to see, even if ember bailed after danny took her guitar. I guess she probably thinks youngblood can handle it (which, he's been owning danny this far in the ep, so...fair)

-tucker got that sponsorship from nasty burger for their radio!!! again, opportunistic money maker king, love to see it!!!

-danny taking control of the kids SO FAST. he makes a pretty great leader. no one is surprised, im pretty sure I said I think he's the most mature of the trio, once again, correct, because he's taken on so much responsibility already. all the teens suiting up in the jumpsuits to go save the adults and taking the ship over with a BLIMP. OKAY LETS GO. this feels like it should be a mid finale or straight up finale.

-...speaking of finales. why is ep 4-5 of s2 combined into a 50 minute episode? I havent even clicked play and im concerned. weird placement, like, this season JUST started and we're getting a two parter? okay...why are the episodes placed like this? why not put this at episode 10 or something, for a mid-season thing?

-this is also a cute dress. possibly my fav dress so far. can her parents give ME cute dresses, I'LL wear them.

-it turns out the castle fright knight was in is called pariah's keep and there's something worse than fright knight in there! lovely! fuck off vlad wtf are you doing <3 your hubris <3 is going to literally get you killed <3 'ring of rage' and 'crown of fire' are great names tho. ...vlad turning into a super polite guy when he was scared of mr. pariah was hilarious. and fright knight doing the same...I mean, it makes sense, he's a knight, he serves a king? happy to see fright knight again either way :) vlad telling him to call him tho, lmfao. you WISH HE WOULD. (I wish hed call me, too. 😔)

-so...jack being genuinely concerned about vlad...maddie really didn't tell him what happened at the cabin, did she. damn. if I was her id immediately come home and be like 'YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS SHITTTT THIS CREEPY GUY--' like, I feel like that stuff you need to tell your partner!!! I know she didnt want Jack to think she was an irresponsible parent putting danny in danger at that time, but STILLLL. maddie spilling boiling tea on him. get his ass. how is jack this oblivious to his wife's discomfort with vlad!! ughhh

-fenton wipe (tm). trademarked toilet paper.

-DANNY AND VALERIE BEING FRIENDS??? :D that was a cute moment. 'hey val <3' and 'if you like him like him, make a move, or someone else will ;)' at sam...damn!! I love her. valerie go for it girl!!! I hate how sam and tucker treat val also, like I GET IT YOURE PROTECTIVE AND DONT TRUST but if anything him befriending valerie will help when she finds out or he tells her like I feel like she'll be more understanding that they think! ALSO I feel like her reason for not liking ghosts is valid, like you haven't really explained the full story to her anyway! she doesn't seem to have any other friends after being booted from the a-listers so im like :( but seeing them kick butt together again was nice <3

-the ghosts all RUNNING FROM PARIAH DARK IS NOT GOOD, I thought he sent them to attack or something, but no. why doesn't someone just tell desiree 'hey i wish pariah dark would die' lol. once again I think she can solve every problem <3 but seeing all the enemies in one place, being civil and hiding together? love it.

-you just know danny's gonna have to clean up vlad's stupid mess. also, jack being willing to put on the ectoskeleton pants to help maddie, as soon as vlad heard it could kill him, he suggested jack do it instead of helping maddie himself? this is why jack got the girl, my man.

-ghost skeletons. how do you end up as a skeleton ghost in your afterlife instead of a humanoid like most the ones we've seen? lmao

-the ghosts just making new homes in various stores. I'd totally be setting up in an expensive clothing store if I was a ghost.

-valerie's dad is possibly the most useful adult so far, with that ghost shield expansion!!! and valerie saving vlad and danny, even tho shes been thru it already, shes still so good!!! this family rules.

-danny: *gently caresses valerie* :)

-*then he immediately TELLS HER DAD ON HER. and his first response is 'are you okay?' :'( such a good dad...

-*me every time fright knight breathes* youre doing SO great sweetie :)

-the fenton suit thing is so silly looking. does anyone take this thing seriously

-ALL THE GHOSTS FIGHTING WITH DANNY <3 AAAAA. and the fact that pariah isn't perma-defeated, but just locked away again. yikes. he'll probably get out again, won't he? it wasn't too clear, but if vlad DID make a pact with fright knight, I am rabid. I will beat vlad to death with the fenton bat (tm). YOU DONT DESERVE A COOL KNIGHT.

-valerie being direct with sam and challenging her? kinda love that, even tho I normally don't like 'catfight' type situations. because sam has been very passive aggressive about it which is annoying. valerie knows wtf she wants and wasn't even embarrassed to tell sam, but she did tell her, giving sam time to make her own move! and sam denied it and got embarrassed/mad! and sam did have a chance when danny was about to go off and fight, and she hesitated and didn't tell him. I feel like she's hesitating because they're friends and it might make it weird between the trio (poor tucker would be third-wheeling) but if u snooze u lose, u gotta GO after what u WANT girl. smh this is a No Tsundere Zone. 😤

[elytrafemme]

ao3 is being weird and it keeps eating my comments so here is what i was wanting to say on the new cs chapter hope you don't mind!! :]

dude..... wtf that was so so so so good.... mare you're incredible for real!!!!! i definitely think that felt like a ballad of increasing intensity..... i wanna say it felt like being punched in the gut but it really felt more like. acupuncture but really bad. a million billion needles sticking in you. like every new sentence just compounds on this feeling of dread and misery and anxiety and it just doesn't relent. genuinely amazing like damn if you're trying to hurt me just come over with a an evil look in your eye.... it'll be more direct </3

ik you were talking about not feeling your stuff has an impact but maaannnnnn did this have an impact on me!! i am slightly high on meds, sleepy, procrastinating, do not know how to function anymore. like i genuinely had to take little breaks from this bc it was so intense and i mean that in the most complimentary way humanly possible

and god tommy's anger hurts so much because i know exactly that feeling of fear and betrayal and panic and being transported back to this worse part of your life and getting trapped in a version of yourself that is constantly scared and believes everything is out to get you. yeah....... yeah.

one of the things i love abt ur writing is the way you include these little bits and pieces of those 'immoral' thoughts people have, like ranboo's instinct to photograph the tragedy in front of him is SO interesting especially considering his photography's connection to dream and how his connection to dream leads to the fight. idk it just feels incredibly human and i always appreciate those little bits as they come :]

every single moment of this chapter broke my heart i am so excited for the next chapter you have no idea im bouncing in my seat. i hope youre doing well <3

absolutely do not mind don't worry! hate how ao3 eats comments happened when i was trying to reply to comments earlier on that sucked so bad...

thank you so much holy shit, means a lot :] ballad of increasing intensity & bad acupuncture... fantastic metaphors i am glad that it felt like that!

eueuuee it means a lot that my writing can impact people!!! hope you're no longer slightly high on meds and or sleepy but thank you seriously sm

YEAH!!! cs!tommy is a character that is afraid of the present because, as it sort of goes into later in the fic, he lives very much on a day to day basis hoping that something horrible doesn't happen every day. things like these are what he's been terrified of but trying to hide his fear of for so long; he's so much stronger than he believes himself to be but understandably the occurrences of things like these can break him down and make it feel like all the progress he's gone through is null.

writing thoughts like that can be risky in fics because i'm always afraid people will misinterpret and villainize the characters-- or worse, that i accidentally imply that myself in the writing, which i try hard not to-- but it's really important. i think it's important to show that people do not react perfectly to everything but they're still undeserving of the pain that comes from it. like sure maybe cs!alliumduo shouldn't have gotten physical with each other while arguing in the car but that doesn't mean that either of them deserve to feel that betrayal or that it was unjustified, you know? not sure if i'm describing it well but yeah that's really important for me to include because i think it's isolating to go through hard shit and genuinely believe that you're a bad person for experiencing this or this by result.

i hope you're doing well too <3 you're welcome in my inbox any time and i'm really happy you liked the chapter sully :]

[typicalhippiegirl]

Let's talk about something.

First off, I'm not putting this messed up, peely, gross looking tattoo up for anyone to judge (I'm not happy with it either). I'm putting this out there to help others learn from my mistakes & hopefully prevent them from going thru what I've been dealing with.

There's a tattoo expo coming to town with featured artists from out of town. I find one thru IG whose work looks clean & I like her style so I DM her about setting an appt. Shes got time this weekend yay! no waiting for the expo. -Do you see the mistakes I made already? It's so obvious to me now😓

Saturday's here, I head to the shop (for the first time) for the appointment & the moment I walk in it's like Uh, wtf? Half the shop is taped off & in the middle of a remodel (no dust or active working, just shit all moved around). I brush it off, theyre getting things ready for an expo right? They need people tattooing there, not playing pool so ya, no wonder it's a bit messy.

Next she shows me the stencil and its fuckin huge. Like I specifically said between 6-8 inches max bc it's going on my forearm & i'm not Stretch Armstrong. Shes like Oh I kept it between 8 & 10. Well ya didn't fuckin listen bc what woman has arms that long? So it's resized & idk what we were casually talking about but she def rolled her eyes at me. Look man, I'm a pretty easy going person and depending on the situation I may take a slight without saying shit. Also like low self confidence helps with that right? So anyway, at the point I should have been like Alright dude, we're not really clickin & I'm not feelin this anymore & walked TF out. I didnt. Like an idiot. I'm not gonna lie, part of it was losing put on the deposit the other part was just me telling myself it would be fine despite in my heart of hearts I knew it wasn't.

So we start. Yo, she's a Fuckin. Bitch. I wanted a theme right, this chick is supposed to be a Texas pinup, I wanted certain colors in her clothes. I asked "What colors are we thinking for her?" She actually scoffed and says "These ones" while motioning at her cups. Wow. Ok, well, fuck I don't want to ask her anything anymore so I shutup & go with it.

This shit HURTS. I'm not a pussy when it comes to pain. I have several tattoos, including fingers, toes and a whale that was particularly painful because it goes directly over my very bony shin. I've been cut, I've had a baby without drugs. Mags remind me of getting a razor cut and I find pleasure in the feeling. I can tolerate some pain and this shit sucked. Yo, at the end she switched down to a single needle and that was KILLER. I felt like I was being carved into (which, if you'd ever seen my back you'd know, I know the feeling).

Alright so finally we're finished & I roll into the next day. I'm a bit worried about the appearance and not just bc she looks like she broke her leg. It looks wet. I continue my aftercare as normal: antibac soap & aquaphor. Day 2 I'm researching infections bc it's super painful, red but mostly it's wet. I'm afraid of infection also bc this chick had the trash can right next to the station. I mean Right. Fuckin. Next to it. To the point that the trashcan lid fell onto the pad where my arm is. I want to ask her to move it but she's in such a bad mood I think it'll just make things worse & she'll be even rougher. By day 3 I've tried antibac goo & it seems to make my skin bubble where its been applied so I quickly quit using that. My arm hurts so badly at this point I cant put it down without getting shooting pains up my arm. I let it dry out so things are crusty but at least I don't find them medically disturbing. Regardless, I spend a lot of this day crying. Day 4 I'm still researching infection and come across overworked tattoos, scars & "hamburgering" My heart pretty much drops bc this is it, this is what's going on. What's even more fucked up is that I find this on forums for people learning to tattoo. Like apprentice's first few tattoos having this problem. Rookie shit, ya hear?😑

The pictures are from day 5. You can see splitting along the black lines, there's holes in the sun & near her belt. Oh and that's a thing. The hole is the sun is bc somehow a drop of green got in there so she went over it and over it and over it again with more red. Can you imagine my frustration at that point?

So look, I got this done Saturday, here it is Friday. My skin is very shiny and puckery where the peeling has come off. The scabs are thick af, I've only been moisturizing the places safe to so as of today almost everything but the cactus. Did I mention my arm still really hurts? I can't straighten it, there's pains that shoot out from the center, and why why why is my bicep sore?! I'm really worried about how the cactus is going to turn out. My skin looks bumpy between the cracks of scab. I think she used a crappy cheap green. I'm really left wondering about her experience as a tattoo artist. I'm just saying: My first tattoo was done by a scratcher in a dirty apartment bedroom. He did such a shitty job that I took the machine from him & finished it myself. Might I mention I was 16 and completely coked out of my mind? Also, I didn't hamburger myself and there was no scarring over that disaster of a tattoo (which thankfully no longer exists thanks to the aforementioned painful whale)

This whole thing has fuckin sucked. I don't want anybody else dealing with this. Let me outline some things I should have done differently so if you find yourself in the same situation you can make better decisions than I did.

1. If you're looking on IG for an artist make sure they also post healed pics not just fresh ones.

2. If you're not vibing with your artist it's ok so call it off. Look, a 60$ deposit aint shit to lose in the grand scheme of things, can you get a cover up for 60$? How about bad work or a bad experience lasered off? You can't get those deals, oh who knew? Sometimes losing money is saving it.

3. Don't get shit from travelling artists. Maybe they woke up a 3am & drove 8 hours & now they don't give a shit about anything but going home.

4. If the shop doesn't look great, walk out. Again, whats 60$ compared to your health and happiness?

This is a long post & it's not something I usually post about (lol who am I kidding? Personal tragedies are kinda my thing). It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed how she came out, I'm embarrassed I didn't speak up, I'm embarrassed I didn't just go to the person I knew could give me a good tattoo. It wasn't even about money, I didn't get a deal on this pinup mess. All I can do is move on. Thank goodness this wasn't my first piece or I may have been totally turned off from getting anymore ink. Now all I can do is continue my aftercare, hope for the best and when the time comes I'll go visit Vinny at American Tradition and get something else on the backside of my arm to distract from this mess.

Much love my inked up friends❤

Hey and if this speaks to you like you've been in this situation or are currently in it, feel free to DM me.

[jayflrt]

akka!!!!!!!!!!! stfu congratulations 😭😭😭 holy shit!! i hope you get selected or else i'm that interviewer's eyebrows 😒 and for won smau, you should do it and i'm excited because i have never seen how the gaming world is so 😃 yup :")

of course i think my comfort smaus are reparations and sugar daddy for sure 🤧 akka you played violin??? hello i never knew you were an ace???? man that must be hard paying for your tiny fingers 😈 (jk jk 😁) but that must be rlly hard with your hands :(

okay 🙀 so sunghoon just teased jungwon, i didn't understood actually, lol i even read the tags too </3 lmfao but taehyunvagina????? but you saying "sqwirls" is cute ☹️

lmfao, i debate with my mind and heart whether to become a doctor or not, like dude if i take medicine, it's hard to give up on your dreams of writing 😞 and enjoyment and that's the only reason i'm not taking medicine 🤔

but on the other hand, if i take engineering, it's fun 🙂 you study and have fun at the same time. you can even go trips with friends unlike in medicine, but i think i'll take engineering because i can not handle that pressure because my mom keeps on bragging me about getting higher scores 😔 so that is the reason i am choosing engineering 😁

i didn't get the vaccine 😂 i am just scared of needles, and that's it.

yes, mid-june and i will definetely tell you how my first day at college was, now i'm a grown up and not a child akka 😤 lmfao, the easiest for me identifying the bonds, like single, double or triple bond. and the hardest was balancing equations 😭😭😭

i rlly hope you pass your interview and please do tell us your income so that you can by more pcs 😭😭 especially the "jay" ones..

please, yes tamed-dashed jap. mv was so pretty man, but wtf did jayki vomit blood?? and the photocards 😢 i am broke but please do send us a P I C of your pulls 🙏🏻🙏🏻 the limited version with the crackers are so pretty and wtf do you all find these photocards man ☠️ and the standard version, with blue lighting one. tbh all pcs are good 🥲

of course, i do have fucking 21 plots in my book and i am very excited to write them because i believe i can write. i am not sure how many will i write once i comeplete my exams but we will see. i think the favourite of my plot is star-crossed — "maybe we weren't destined for each other but just cross each other's path like shooting stars." brb i'm crying 😭😭 that line actually melted my heart :(((

and the jay!demon au one, you answered it in the ask game, expect the unexpected. i was just scrolling through pinterest quotes not until i found this quote — "The treachery of demons is nothing compared to the betrayal of an angel." isn't this good, like i don't know how the fic will go but yea- 🥲🙏🏻

oh! yes! how was your day btw??? and my treat if it went well and if it went bad, i'm sorry 😔 but there are more days for good times to come 🥰🥰 the picture 😭😭 tysm akka <33

lmfao — also our chance at love will come 🙏 when we least expect it BET i’m sure it’ll happen. i have no words for this but yes it comes when least expected…

ik i can't study when i'm demotivated and feel irritaed but it rained at 4 am in the morning while i was studying at it was so chilly, i cried because it felt peaceful and the rain ended at 7:30 am 😁

but tbh i didn't study for maths at all, all these 7 days i wasted my time and i regret wasting that precious time, and now i'm struggling to comeplete them 😭😭😭

so, you haven't been in a relationship in your life?? ☠️ lmfao, i think in my life i never thought of love not until i met that idiot lol, and then later i fell in love with jay and i have been so loyal to him ever since, and i felt uncomfy thinking about other members 😕 idk what happened to me and i find it weird thinking about jungwon, niki, sunoo or heeseung as someone i love or i love them as much as jay. i love them all equally but jay is superior ⚡

that hot girl coach is megan thee stallion 🤣 and i found that funny where she says "ehh" with her tounge out in the butter intro — "it's the hot girl coach and BTS 😜 soomth like butter….."

— 🦔

(cont.) good night akka 😴😴 i was just about to log out and you appear, i have my math board exam tomorrow so i have to sleep, hope you have a great day today akka 🥰

the interviewer’s eyebrows can be spared bc i got the position !!!! 😌💝💝 but thank you so much 🦔 anon !!! 🥺 i was so over the moon bc i had my interview and then attended two of my classes right after, and after my second class i got a call (and rejected it) LOL but then i wondered if it was something important idk why and called the number back to hear that they loved my interview and wanted to send me an offer letter soon 🤧💞 i accepted right away HAHAH but i’ve been in a state of bliss and contentment since then 🧘‍♀️ as for the won smau im excited for it :’D

dw tho it’s been ages since i played minecraft HAHAH and honestly you don’t need to know much ab it to enjoy the smau 🥲

omg im so honored they’re your comfort smaus ☹️☹️ that makes me so happy 💘 HAHAH honestly it could be kinda hard on my fingers but not so much with the stretch, but just bc the strings made my fingers get callouses 😵‍💫 but yesyes i played the violin for 4 years !! :’)

YESYES IT WAS TEASING HAHAHAH omg i’m glad u liked sqwirl 🙏 unfortunately i changed my twitter bio but she will live on 🤧

you don’t have to give up on your dream of writing !! personally i see writing as a hobby and i could seriously pursue it but it would be a little side hustle yk :’) and that’s the same thing i felt about medical school :// idk how it is over there but here you have to do four years of pre med for your undergraduate, take the mcat, apply to med school, and IF you get into med school (many people have to apply multiple times and retake the mcat), then you have to go through with it and then do your board exams, and then you’ll be placed into a certain hospital and then you’ll have to intern and then go into residency before you become a doctor 😵‍💫 it’s such a long process like i just want to get my life together before i run into debt HAHAH and i don’t wanna be stressed about school for that long :o but that’s true !! engineering gives u the opportunity to get a good job right out of college and the hours are more flexible than if you became a doctor ♡

nooo just close your eyes and it’ll be over with soon 🥲🥲 you should get the vaccine !!

LMAOFJJF YOURE RIGHT I CAN BUY MORE PCS 💆‍♀️ idk if i can say my salary but let’s just say it’s Very very generous and i’m grateful for the offer 🥲🙏

the japanese mv was so dark compared to the korean ver !! but i like how it ties in with their concept p well 💓 and yesyes i’ll definitely send my pulls when they come !! <33 HAHAH i just looked for the pc template on twitter and it showed up 🥲 i think some ppl got the albums early or smthn?? and ppl bulk order to get into fancalls

"maybe we weren't destined for each other but just cross each other's path like shooting stars." that’s so cute 🥹🥹 if you’ve ever watched your name it gives me the same vibes !! 🤧💖 AND OOH YEAHH I REMEMBER ANGEL!JUNGWON BEING THE BACKSTABBER :o that’s such a fitting quote omg that’s so cool 🤩🤩

my day’s been going sooooo good so far !! i’m gonna hang out with my friend soon and then tonight i think i’m gonna chill with my roommates and write a fic maybe if i have time ?? i think i’m just been happy since the offer HAHA getting an internship at a good company just feels like my life is kinda secured 🤧 so a lot less stress !!! how ab you love? :o i hope you’ve been well !! 💕

also yes i’m sure it’ll come !! i’ll tell you all ab it if i find a significant other 🤩 but for now i’m happy w being single LOL and yeah i’ve never been in a relationship! even when i thought i had my first love idk like .. i could never see myself dating him?? and i never thought it would work out even if i went out with him when he liked me LOL so 😵‍💫 i think i just have to wait until i’m ready HAHAH

and omg don’t worry !! i hope your math studying went well with how much you could complete so far 🤧💗 ALSO I JUST REALIZED THE MEG REFERENCE HAHAH MY BAD 👨‍🦽how did your math board go?? i hope it went well !! i’m so proud that you’re done with it now 🥳 and i hope you have a wonderful day/night yourself 🥰🌷

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

I went to Trumps Twitter myself and saw him listing the opposite of what is in this article.

I will give my opinion on the business list.

"Kemp tweeted Monday: "Due to favorable data & more testing, gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, body art studios, barbers, cosmetologists, hair designers, nail care artists, estheticians, their respective schools & massage therapists can reopen Friday, April 24 with Minimum Basic Operations."

Gyms being wiped down with bleach and clean towels between use. Yes. Strict guidance in cleaning. Using Lysol in areas where cardio is done to cleanse the air. 20-30 minutes

Bowling alley -- they already disinfect shoes and balls. They already know how to do that. And there's already a social distance between lanes. Tape the 6 feet down at the food stand and block off every other booth/table to encourage social distance. Yes.

Body art studios: again already clean. Use a full face shield for either the artist or the patient in a closed one person area with a door way and spray Lysol in the air otherwise shield for artist and mask for client and spraying Lysol hourly. Then wipe down client areas such as chairs with bleach. Yes.

Hair care: no. Do it at home.

Nail care: absolutely not. Im angry about this. People whom work in nail salons often have miscarriages or their babies die. And they suffer from respiratory illness daily due to the chemicals in the nails. Get you some miracle grow nail polish and do your own. These people are HIGH RISK already and already have a huge amount of breathing difficulties!!!!!!! You will kill them. Leave them the Hell alone. They need those small business funds. For vanity. Thats a fucking selfish sin. Buy your nail polish and do your own dam nails. Quit trying to kill people. In addition THEY NEED N95 MASKS. WTF. don't be ass holes, there is a fucking shortage. They will fucking die because of Corona. They are very fragile. They need to HEAL and one month ain't cut it. No summer nails. Nothing till September. I will give them money myself to close forever. NO

Massage and alternative health care: at their own risk. Client masks. Bleach for all areas. Face shields will not be effective in massage or other processes where the client has their face under theirs. Maybe. Due to the discretion.

So go bowling. Get a piercing. Get a tattoo. Go to the gym.

Possibly Get a massage and the only word in my brain is anthropology and im trying to think of the word they use needles in ... They put them in certain areas for a certain amount of time... The needles come in sealed wrappers just like at a hospital same for tattoos. Anyway get that.

Botox can be done in hospitals and doctors for Migraine use only. Use a fucking lotion if you're afraid of wrinkles.

Too many people are dehydrated.

Now I know many nail salons have massage chairs... Its possible if they ONLY allow use of the chairs with a. Foot soak....

No feet scrubbing. No cleaning of nails. None of that shit.

Okay a pumice stone on the feet only if the salon would like. But that is with face shields. They can file the nails -- no cutting.

Otherwise I would say to use the massage chairs for like $15 and a foot soak then go be on your way. Thats it.

No nail polish nothing. In July they can paint only

No fakes and acrylics

I suggest this tentative with repercussions if they do risk their health and do nails.

I know many salons are ran by Asian descents... We're not killing them and their unborn children for vanity.

Grow your own fucking nails, I do. Ain't nothing wrong with yours.

So I forbid they allow those chemicals in their lungs

Ms Chen taught me they didn't come to America to die and they are and their unborn children for your vanity.

So no more nails. I will fucking break into every nail salon in the world and steal those chemicals ans burn them and leave some dollar bills on the counter.

Thats how that is.

So while I say yes to using their chairs. They can't do anything else and I know that iant going to help with money. But it will be pleasant to use the massage chairs and have a relaxing foot soak.

So I'm not saying yes nor no. Understand.

Im saying nail salons are killing themselves. And that is gonna stop.

So it's a risk to open the salons because pressure from customers and havingnto listen to them bitch and all that shit.

Personally I wouldn't and would just take myself for a soak and massage if I had a salon. Tell the workers when they could go with their families

And fuck the general public.

I think we have a pilot program to purchase back dangerous supplies in nail salons. We will have a website completed amd available in select DNA4U profiles. You can turn the chemicals into the police (where they verify the product) or mail it to a certain location and you get the amount paid if you have the receipt or Tree knows or you get the average price of 2019 from the top suppliers. Whichever is highest. Plus a deep benefit which will be in DNA4U for salon owners to access.

Acrylics and other items such as those can be used for different production that is in a sealed off hermetically factory. So it won't be trashed but used when possible.

And no dust will be available to lungs in these sealed factories.

[brainzz]

LAST PART

sssttanancy?

ssssmitttten?

sorry

LUMAX

yesss

small talk i love tjem.I LIVE TJEM

NOW I AM SHE DAVED UT LIFE MDNSMDJRJKEJFJFUEIF

I LIVE TJEM

YOU ATE SUCJ A DORK BYRBYRBYRBY

I LOVE TJEM SM.SNITTENNNNNN

YOUR LAUGH IN DESD

i love that that's her fave song

well shit

weeeelllll shit

FUCK

OH IS EL DOING THAT?

what

oh no

VECNA IS ONE

he's got a fucking cult if children wtf.

BABY EL im dead

don't cry oh no

OH NO NOOOO

shit shit shit

SHES GETTING TJEM BACK

OMF

IMFOMFOMFOMG

oh

BUT PROGRESS

STFU two

BLOODY NOSE

its been a while

oh yes baby /sobs

si i sense cool music or just

IH NO FLASJBAXKS

DIE BRENNER

outruled Yuri

kill him

GO MURRAY 

if he dies istg

YES GO GOGOGO

oh god still have two whole chapters to go bye bye to my waking up early plan

SHIT

auch

yesss

JOYCE W A GUN YES GIRLBOSS

go murray

OH MAYBE NOT

MURRAY

yesSS

YESYESYEST

oh

but they are alive ig

i hope...

CREEL HOUSE

shit

AALIKE CHRISMQS LIGHST

shit

haunted houseeeeee

DONT SPREAD OUT

yesss soundtrackkk

imagine Max just humming to the song lol

ogmogmgogmgigmgim

shit

smart gal

ofc it's an attic

it vibesssishhh

look inside the closet sorry bad joke

oh rip Patrick ig

oh well no

smart Eddie smart

SHIT

why didn't he start w the motor lmao

omg we are GETTING qn Eddie guitar solo un so excited

OMG CREEL TEAM

OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGI 

OMFG

I NEED BIGGER CAPS FOR THIS

pat...

OH

well that's some trauma for Jason

amand Eddie but like 

oh shit

FUCK THEN

EL

SSHES NOT SQGE U FREAK

RUN el RUN

love her

NOOOOO

IS SHE GONNA

SHE IS

OMFG OMFG

THE RELIEF

OMFGIMFIGMEHFKEBDJEHD IM DEAD

STFU BRENNER

STAY TF AWAY

OH NO

IM GINNA CRY

PIIR FIRL

DIE BRENNER

oh no

OH NO

this just be si hard for her nu love

NOOOO 

like ik what she's doing it still hurts

oh

sopaa: poor jason dude

oh no

OH NO

oh????

oh

i told u u should start beliving abt supernatural shit

lmAo 

the policemen are so done

WHAT

i want cali gang again they are like the least unhappy and less possible to die also SUZIE?? 

YES THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED YES NUMBER ONE YOU HAD IT JUST RIGHT

DUDE WE ARE TALKING ABT A GIRL W SIPEROOWERS BITH ATE AS IMPOSSIBLY POSSIBLE

poor man

POOR EL

omfg

like what u did w her mum asshole

poor girl she's suffering so much stop being self sacrificial 

she bates needles :(

bc of trauma love

si he's admitting to traumayized her 

oh my god poor girl.

no u don't get it in suffering so much over this sacrifice she's doing

SHES SO GAY

LMAO MAX

Nancy is so stressed

can't her over maxs joke

she's so fineeeee

oh?

oh no

hi erica

how she looks at lucas bc he cares and she cares

poor erica

steves so fine sorry

poor eddie

YES CALI GANG

i need wills coming out scene so bad

SUZIE

LMAO MIKE

SUZIEEEEEEEEE

not suzie

LMAO i love mike

right.they are mormons.

he's so scared poor Mike

emo sister ily

gays ineract

Is that Camila Cabello

EDEN ILY

poor suzie

im si hay for edén

SUIZES ROOM

SUIZEEEEEEEEE

HIS SMILE hi im gay

she's so done

call him dipshit again

WHAT

Murray ilysm

i love joyce

coolest mum adopt me

his face

"he has lost his spirit to live" yeah

DID U JUST CALL HOPPER WEAK???

hops absolutly so done the only bs he can take is el's and her weirdo friends

shit

damn

HES PREPARED TO DIEM??? omg hop

the lab again bye

A YEAR

you don't get it im getting si emotional over all of her faces and actions they all mean so much

VECNA IT'S VECNA

shit

oh

DON'T TELL HER THAT

shiiiittt

s2 paralel that destroys me

OH

OH NONONO

NOOO

BONONONONONONONO NOT THE TERRY CINTENT I CANT TAKE IT

SHE JUST DEVIDED TI HELIVE GJAT-

fuck fuck fucmfufkdufkdjfjdjwj im suffering

DIE BRENNER

SEVENTEEN???? HOW MANY ARE THEY???

WHAT

steve is so fineeeeee i love his clothes

lumaxxx

HEY YOU OKAY don't touch me

she's trying to hold His hand

oh poor lucas :(

oh my boy

STOP STOP STOP I CAN'T

lucas best bf poor Max bruh.i ser hoy no don't touch me

kisssssss

"you think im not happy?" yes?

no u are not :(

I COULD BE A BETTER NF THAN HIM momento

oh no

poor nance

thanks Rob

kiss now

KISS KOW

NONONO

WHAT HOW IS A SCENE ABT OFFICIALQTING FRIENFSHIPS SO GAY WHAT LMAO THISBIS SOSOOSISIS GAY

don't fight :(

poor steve dude

Erica is wearing the outfit

Jason calm down

LMAO he's gonna get himsekf emhatassed

Is Erica the only kid there and did she insisto ti come bc she loves politics like that

ERICA ILY

SO MUCH SO MUCH I LOVE HER

lmao 

k so she's not the only kid 

poor karen dude

poor hols

stop quoting the bible lol

LMAOOO

oh?

poor mes henderson

THE PARENTS

SUZIE

i love mike will suzie interaction

its such a them thing lol

His face mikes so fine 

hi my love

mikes smelling the bi aura

poor suzie

i love her shirt lol

parents intervention im so excited

hi Holly

Holy shit 

how did they not realize anything in years

PARENTS

Holly ilysm

smartasses

boom bada bada boom

S1 VIBES

THEY ARE SO SMART

excited dustin jumps

what are they doing

well that doesn't look very safe does it

well shit

every single thing she does millie stop trying to kill me

OH

nitntje Terry content why did u deliver in THIS SEASON out of all

GO EL GO

they are getting close to Hop yesyesyes

love joyce

infiltration troop

YES

hop...

LMAO I LOVE HIM

whats going on....

SMART BITCH

DEMOGORGONS

I LOVE HOPPER SO MUCH

poor Cornelius lmao such a trouble maker love him 

LMAO let Mike wheeler swear pls

LMAO computer nerds

no fr "that makes no sense" funniest line

oh right it's the 80s

LMAO the filmaker kids

LMAO SARCASTIC SUZIE LMAO LMAO WHAT A GREAT INTERACTION

I CAN'T

he doesn't even notice the extra kids

ARE THEY

LMAO

yesyesyes

oh

YOU HEARD NANCE OKAY ROBIN

LOVE HER

WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

l maybe u don't dislike sleepyjead sm now wtf

she's not weak ir pathethic u fuckhead

poor el

she can't escape the bullying can she

:((

stop

NOOOOONONONONO

oh sje killed them all

OH OHOHH

OKAY I GET IT ALL PERFECTLY NOW

NOOO

she's almosy smiling it hurts

she's not smiling anymore oh my god oh no

steve don't

STEVE

im scared

oh damb

OH SHES STARING

LMAO LET ME SEE LMAO KMAO

welcome to dustin and lucas in girls do it too

im sorry it's just hilarious

thanks robin

STOP SMILING AND FLIRTING U HABE A BF

i miss vickie

SPIDERS?

u can't fue Steve b carefuly

she valla her wheeler 

FUCK

HOLY SHIT

DONT GET TOO CLOSE

SHIIIIT

NOOO

NONONONO

NO NONONINIIBBIIBOBOBOB

NOOOO

k but she's like cjillinh kinda like won't die kinda chill

lumaz should have syatyed to make out to make it belivable why yheybwrre in the lake just saying

YEAH I JEARD HER WHAT SHES SO FOLLL WHAY WAIT WHAT WAIT

poor eds

hi Steve glad u alive

UH

DEMO FUCKING BAT

YES GO STEVE

NONO DONT KOLL JIM

WJU T YJEY SO MF NIH

WJAY

NONONONONO QUIT

DONT DIE SYEVE

he won't die pfff

oh u have trauma then brenner stfu

she's just so done w all of this u don't get it

UH??? 

SHES GINNA GET HURT SO VERY HURT

PARENTS INTERVENTION,MM

OMG THE MOMENT

just say u were fucking dude

dumbasses

love them

ERICA STFU

Erica shhh

max ily

oh no

i love this season

can't belive it toij the parents like 5 years to realize something was yo lmao

steve don't die

oh nononono

if he dies

idk who to ship Nancy w at this point lmao

MAKE NANCY POLI COWARDS

yeah exactly Eddie

shit indeed

SHE HAS WHAT WHERE

well makes sense tbh

OH?

LMAO

oh he looks so cool dressed like that lmao they all do

until hop and joyce don't meet russia Is borinnng

His laugh nsnfmsndnssnmwmd

i love him

is he gonna talk abt el

NDBSNDJSJDJSJ NOOOO

NMOH.OH NO

OHOHOH

AUCH

OH POOR DAD HOP

oh poor hop

YES U CAN 

OH

he can't die istg

he does look alike lol

i love Murray.

why did he smash the button like that whybthe violence lmao

YES YES YES

oh she's gonna get so much More trauma after tjisbits not fair

her permanently sad face oh no no

ohh

SISTER EWWWW 

that contexto taints the word after Kali and Jon and Will

i get why she killed them lmao

i don't get why everyone has such a better vocab than she did when she got out of the lab tho

well maybe she forgot it bc truma or sum sht

DON'T TORTURE HIM OH NO OH NO

he's fucking mad those are kids

oh no i hate two but this is too much

lmao

very metal je dies look very metal like that

awwwwww

dustin effect

he is a good great dude

u are such a hero Eddie

ohohohoohohogoh

oh???

poor Robin dude

go Nancy go

ofc thebwhelers have black toilets lmao 

HOLLY ILYSM

thatvlottle "uh"

YES THEY DUD KMAO UESBYHEY ATE LMAO

hi erica

UH???

KMAO

KMAOLAMO WHAT

sibs content

LMAO tina

i love them ir honor

i love that they already babtized the hate lmao

HIMY EHAT SJIT

TO RECHARGE BG HES 1 AND EANTS TO HE HUNAN AGAIN??

SMART KIDDOS

omg 

HOLY SHIT

LMAO SHES SO FUNNY

Beto she and Max are besties

crap

so funny Robin so funny

OH?

IH NONININONO

IGHHH IH MY GOD

OY MUBFUCKINH GOD

IY DOESNT UODATE

OHVNY HIR

SSO SHE.... DID VREATE IT

IG NY HOD

she has a Disney.

IG NU HID 

OY

OHIHIHIHIOHOHIHOHOHHIH

OH MU GID

HOMY MF SHUT

why doesn't he go w the logicql expmanation isnhead the wall thing

ohHHHH

OHHHHHH

DUSTIN PATVATTENTUON

why is it so pretty itsvlike tlitter

OMGOMGOG the cinematics.

ERICA.

AAAAAAAAAAAA 

its working ONGOMGOGMGOGN

THEY WERE

LMAOO OMGOGNGOMGOGMGIMG

LMAO

Let the woman speak 

Murray looks so weird without His beard

haha so funny 

REUNION

OY MY GOD OH MU GID OY MU HOD.OOOOOO

HER EYES W

AAAUDWJF

QHFNWJFW.HENRNWUFEJ

AAQJENQMDNQNEMW

HOLY SHIT

look up the love of ur lifes there

imagine baby el going thouthh that dude

she knows chess??? YES

willel playing chess

shit

what a nice chess set

maybe i like blondie a tad

HOLLY BABES

her existence just makes me so happy

for ur jderstandinh lmao

OH MY GOD

THE HUG

itvlooks so pretty

omgogmgomgomg

HIIII

they are so reliefed omgogmog

yes they babtized it

SMART

poor dust lmao

brother bonding

OH YES THE BIKINH SCENE

i love this song mow

poor wheeler's

notnmoponh def no

bruh he's so mean

CALI GANG OLS

LMAO YES GO KIDDOS GO

YES ERICA YES

to mrs sinclair go

well maybe don't but like

i get tjem

BIKINH sceeeeeenes uedyeusyehydyeeyeye

yeydyeydyshdjwnsnd.i love tjisbdeason omfg

AAAAAAAA YES

YES TJE SCENE IMGOGMOGMG AI. SO DEWD STM

ew demobats

this place Is so creppy

LMAO great jokess great jokes

maybe not great but like appreciated

I NEED JOPPER REUNION RN KILL TJE DEMOGORGON FAST

s3 dejavu

oh that can't be good

there's like half an jout left to this un scared

YES YES YES YES

"close it"

IG NO

IH NONINO

MOTHERFUCKING

YES

thats si gross

YESSS

they almosy did it tío

REUNION?

REUNION

OMIMFT

ONFINFOGMFKGOGMGOGMGIGGIIIGKGGKKGK 

OTYYYYYY

AAAAAAAASAAAAAAAA

THE MUSIC

TJIS MUSIC ALWAYS SHATTERD ME

KUSS!

NOBKISS IYM

OMF JIS FAGE

HIS SMILE

TYEBMSELLIBG

IMG 

yesss uosidebdown gang

lmao

ew

OH DAMB

OY SJIT

OH

i miss chrissy

FUCK??

DUSTINNOLS LEY IT BE DUSTIN AND NOR BENA

HIIIIIIO

IMFOMFOMFOMG

HIIIII

IT IS TRUPOI

BADA BADA BOOM

oh shit

shit shit shir

poor blondie

whats His actual name?

fufkrufkfufkdufkfu

can't watch

YES HER POWERS ARE BACK U GUYS

can't belive she spent most season alone

oh he cute

the los

OH NO

RUNRUNRURN

Is there gonna be a reunión where sjes in hospital hown bc i would die

KILL EM

season 1 vibes?

blondien my beloved

IG??? OH????????????????? WHAT((((((((

WJAT THE FUCK

WHAY

IS BLONDIE ONE?

WHAT

S1 vibes

AAWHAT

WHAT WHAT EJQY

WTF

WYFWYFWYFEYFEYFEYF

OMGOMGOMGOMGIMGOMG

love them sibilings

lumax team work even if vahue lol

LMAO

weird phusixs

YES TJE SCENE

OH?

AHER SMILE

WEIRD OHUSIXS

NERDSSSS

aatTHE HANDS YJE VLAP OMFOFMGOMDHSHDS

go Robin go

weeeird phusixs

yjayvwas fin i love her

oh that was fin i love him Rose you ok the other side oh my mf god

WHAT

WHAT WHAT EJQY

WJAY

NOO.WHQT

WHAT

NONONONI i esa not in for Nancy wheeler svaru shit

NOT WJERE FRED DIED

JO WAIT

WAIT NI YJAYS TJE POOL WHRE BARN DIED

WJAY 

NONONONONONONONONONONO

THIS SJOULDNT BE HAPPENING

NOT WHERE BARB MF DIED

glad we are oahinh attention ti that bit like NOOOO

i need to know nancys Fab sknf now

NOOOOOO LEAVE HER ALONE

IH SJIT

OH NONINONONONO

NOOOOOOO

oh my girl

i wasn't readu for this Guess it's happening now

that fucking alarma

oh no

ihMm

uH??

oh shit

HE DEAD?? YESYESYESYES

waitbyjays notnvrenner

wait aawaiy.Oh nononono

nOOOOOO

NOONONONO 

ohvnu girl

oh shit

oh no

she's so BRAVE

No.

her gsve no i can't 

her gsve noni i really can't

oh no

OH????????????????

WJAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

UH???

im confused

oh

k so maybe i don't lohebklondienwoblixj

oh shit

OH SHIT

ohhh

OHHHHHH

the realizarkons 

oh she's so tiny.

what

uyh???

so she didn't kill them?????

RUN NANCE RUN

i need cali gang again

steve kniws nancys Fav ssing and im gonna suffer

not the MOTHERFUCKING clock

i wasn't up for this shit i really wasn't

FRED

poor Nancy dude

don't open the scaru door

TEN MIN LEFT??

 uH??

WHAT

WHAT WHAT NONONONONONONO

SO VECNA IS INE?????

WHAT?????

UH?????

OHVNU HOD

OHVNY FUXKINH

OH MU HOD

I WAS RUGHT I DIDNT WANT TK HE RIGJHT ESPEXIALLY NOT NOW.FUCMINH SPIDERS

AAAAAA.DUDE WJAT

WHAAAAT

FUXKING JELL

IM SO CONFUSED WJAT WJAY EJQY

WHAT

nancel contentish?

blondie i started ti Trust you

HER FAGE 

JIS FAGE

WHAT.

MF CLOCK MOTHERFUCKING CLOCK.

Holy what

ohvnu girl

WHAT 

FUCKINH HELL WHAT

WHAT

WHAT WHAT EJQY

WYAT

EYAT.

IH MY GOD THIS IS

WYAT

FOR GOOD?

oh my god

im deeplubcinfused.WJAT

don't call her eleven.avrually di yiubdint deserhe to Vall her el

IS HE VECNA?????

WHAT.HOWBDID HR

HOW TF

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAT

WHAT

JO FUCINH.NONINIBINO

SI HES VENGA

SI HE

WHAT

WHAT.

OH HO

whaT

WJAT

HOLY MF

MESS THAN YEN MINUGRD LEFY EJAT

WHAT WHAT EJQY

WHAAAAAAAAT

NONONININO

WHAT THE FUCK

OOIR EK DUDE.HER GACE

NONININO

THE CLOCKmm

what???

what

UH?????

YIU TRICKEF HRR 

oh no my babes

nonono

nononononononono

LOVE HER

MF MF KWHAY LOHE JER 

UWKDN

IM

UH

NONI

MQNSNQMDNWNDMWNNWNWNDNWNENE

RUN

WHAT.

FUCM

MR

nonononono

YES

oh nonono im gonna suffer am i not

sNo

NOOOOOOOO

IF SJE DIES

NONONONONONONONONONONOBONONO

NO.WHAT.NO.ISBIT

UH.WHQT EHATVWHAY

NO SYESBKOTNDUINH.SHE GANT BE

.YES.OH MY HOD

UES.

oh she's still un Nina that's right.still deeolu confused.

IG MY HOD

EH.ISBTHAT

WHAT.IG.

IH NY HOD

IS THAT.THE MOTHERGATE???????

NO WAIT

thisbis vevnas behininh.see i was rigjt.OH MY HOD I DIDNT WANT TI HE

NOT THUS WAY.WTF

OY MY HF

U 

EHAT.ABI WAY IN HEELL FOULD U HAGE OREFICTEF TJIS

OMH

im not sjoked un just

INH

INFG.U KNEW IT

IH MY GOD.

ITS

no now i have to waut another rmontj

welcome to me writing all my thoughs while watching stranger things because i binged it alone and i really needed this (its waaay longer than it actually needed to be and theres so many typos please dont read this if you dont want to its very stupid)

   Finn kNOWS what he's doing while looking at eddies lips like that omfg Mike wheeler Is so bisexual

   MAX STOP BEING SO BISEXUAL

   babes... u good

   IM GONNA CRY

   i love steve listening to robbies gay rambling bye

   they are weed buddies. WEED BUDDIES. im so dead

   MORE SWEAR WORDSSSSSS YESS

   whys everyone so gayyy godddd

   i love mike wheeler so much

   MAX ILY

   "tell me things!" funniest line in the whole episode

   Eddie and the basketball dude fucked idc

   FUCKING CLOCK

   adopt me, eddie munson

   angela can fucking die idec

   THE LITTLE WALK

   nononononononononnoononononononoon el babes

   they are sibilings

   STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

   NOT THE WELL FIC IT TOGETHER JWBFKWGRMWDIGHRNGMMD

   WHAT

   Joyce byers my role model no literally i love her

   rootting for jopper

   HDJREHDK WLGPEFKQMFVNWLFLQMD

   THE SOBS I CAN'T

   my boy lucas... shit

   im so happy abt vickie and robin i can't explain

   not fucking tammy thompson

   steve judgig Robins women taste

   Notntkgotnitntot the cruxjberugjsknfks the crush the xurhs fucking shit sjkremfnwmd

   lucas come here

   ETICA WUEEN GODFESS MY LOVE OMGOGMOGMGOGMGIGMOGMGOGMLGNGIRN

   she's the moment

   i love her sm

   "but vecna lives" stop manifestating edds

   not lucas being there when his friends are not like por boy having his super importante momento imma cry

   PATRICK that's His name Patrick and Eddie fucked

SIDE NOTE HERE I GOT IT WRONG HIS NAME IS JASON BUT I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE IT

   sinclairs my beloveds

   not the betrayal omfg poor lucas

   not the fucking radio the fuskfnsldsl

   max has a DOG????

   oh mí poor girl

   OH

   she's doing bAD BAD

   ITS NOT EVEN HER DOG WHAT I LOVE HER

   uH

   Holy fucking shit

   i don't think chrissy really needs any drugs tbh

   WHAT

   TF

   oh so we are in for SCARY

   i think it's brenner

   vecna is actually brenner u guys u heard it hear first

   watch me be wrong

   OH NONONONONONONO NOT THE FLOATING

   IM SCARED SHIRTLESS FOR MAX WJAT

   Nononononononononono

   CHRISSY

   NOOOO

   KQNDMWBDKWNDMD

   whahdtwkfmwnfmd

   SIR

   hpppppp

   OMGOMGOGMOGMGIGMGOGMOGMGIGKFIGKIGKGKGMG

   WE ARE GETTING THE SCENE

   OH???????

   OMFG

   YOUBGUYS

   Hoppp

   qqsdjkqndwkmfnfgkkrfkkfkfkfkfkfkfkdjdjfjfjf

   oh i love this show sm

   MAXXIE

   NOWODLSLDKDKDKKDKS

   the buttetfly Is really doing it to me

   Max babes

   SHIT

   id watch this show monsters or not tbh

   Nos im truly fucking scared for más and the floating shit

   i swar if she DIES

   poor eddie

   Susan looks so bad poor woman

   k but Max sleeping in oversized tshirts

   im very very scared im not even kidding Max can't fue or i will

   she won't her bf and big Bro Steve are gonna save her

   YES CALI GANG LETS GOOO

   omgogmgomgogmgogkgomgogmgkglgmglg

   yeyeyeyeyete mileven reinion

   JE LOOKS SO BAD SJES SO SMITTEN

   OMGOGMGOGKGOKGIGG

   she's so jappy

   IM GONNA VRU

   SJE LIKES YELLOW AND PURPLE I LOVE HER

   i love mike

   poor will

   shit tjisbis so awkward

   Im gonna cry

   "so awkward" yes

   i love her

   ELL YOUR VRUSJ IS SO OBVIOS

   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

   im gonna cry bye

   OMG i love Robin being a lesbian

   i love their friendhsip

   Robin being gay me

   she looks so good un that uniform

   them simping for women together yes

   nononono

   fuck

   FUCK

   OH

   LUCAS

   NONONO

   WHAT

   YES

   What

   NO

   yes

   usjdbksndsndnd LUCAS

   give this man love

   Oh

   shit

   nonono i hate Patrick but tjisbis like

   OH

   oh poor nance

   my gal

   Fred is kinda cool ngl i like him

   IM SCARED FOR MAX

   like so scared

   IT'S HAPPENING

   ohhh max has feeelings spooky for her right? poor gal

   poor kiddos tbh

   Let them breathe

   Max im so scared for u

   shit

   don't say it

   AMMDMSDNSNDNSNDNS

   ms henderson ily

   NOT THE ENZO NONONONONO

   nonono i hadnt read it all but OMGOGMGOMEHFSKJFSJ im dead

   ENZO YOU GUYS ENZO

   im dead

   poor Joyce

   i love Joyce

   MANSMANSMDNDJNWFNEUKFFOQUFUWOFKWLFKWJFUWOFKWNFNQMD

   HOP

   HOPPER

   NOOOO

   Is that a bullet hole? do i wanna know?

   poor man

   i love them

   he has such a crush poor boy

   Jon knows

   YES I LOVE TJIS SONG

   KSKDSKKD BITHCIN

   poor el fuck

   HES WEARING SANDALS LMAO

   "why si you keep lying?" (

   poor will poor el poot mike

   VOMIT GREEN SOCKS HES GONNA LOOK SO LAME I LOVE HIM

   poor el

   oh my good poor el

   i love them

   WILL DEF HAS A CRUSH ON MIKE HES GONNA GET JIS HEART BROKEN

   let her die in a hole

   THEY CALLED MIKE TWIG JRJSJD THEY KNOW

   LUCAS HI

   oh poor patrick

   "she's straigh as a arrow" k

   they fuckeddddd

   oh poor pat

   oh Patrick (

   OMGOMGOGLOGG FAMILY VIDEO CONTENT

   YES GO DUSTI

   YES THE GANGS BACK

   steves jealous i love iy

   did she just call them toddlers

   Fred i like u im sorry

   nance go to therapy it's good u

   freds so cool

   MAX MAYFIELD A FRIEND OGMOGMGOGMEJSKJFWJDJ

   WHAT

   FRED???????

   FREDDIE???????

   OH SHIT

   oyyhyyyyyyyyyy

   shit

   IF HE DIES

   if ANYONE does tbh

   poor Freddie getting in all this bullshit

   jon u should also go to therapy

   JANCY DANGER NOOO

   OH

   fuck

   JON ILY OMGOGKRIWKDJWJDHWJD QHATWBYWQHDD

   mmmmmaaybe Jon and argyle should kiss but shh

   poor jon

   argyle is so cool

   oh no this scenes sad

   LMAO MIKES FACE

   OH HE CALLED HER JANE IT'S SO SAD

   im gonna cry

   poor girl

   will ily

   he's got so much on him

   OH SHIT

   sjitajitshitjwurjwifjsks

   shit

   BITCH

   FUCK ANGELA

   mikes face (

   ((((

   ELLIE

   MIKES FACE BEST BF AWARD

   I LOVE THIS MAN

   OH NO EL

   im getting so sad over els face it's so real

   Mike and wills faces poor boys love el so much

   NONONONO

   milles so good at this get bad actors im suffering

   Mike ily

   i missed him so much

   OMG

   Joyce is so smart btw i love her

   WHAT

   well fuck then

   IM SORRY THE TRUCK???

   oh no poor lucas

   nonono

   LUCAS ILY

   oh shit oh shit

   NONONONO

   oh Patrick....

   poor lucas

   "hey, not fair!" LMAO

   Robins tinga yessss

   they are so smart

   her little laugh

   THE SCENE

   Wayne i love you

   protect Freddie at all costs

   k so maybe it's not brenner

   FRED

   FRED!!!!!!!

   THE FUCKING CLOCK

   im scared for max. again.

   i won't be able to deal with anyones deaths im so scared

   freddieeeee

   bald hopper..

   poor hop he's been through ssO MUCH

   Joyce my queen

   this people are so smart

   green like els old bedrooms door

   YES GO JOYCE

   love Murray just

   Mike ily

   SHIT

   don't fight (

   he likes u Mike leave him alone

   MIKE

   NONONO

   don't fight u guys

   A YEAR WAIT WHAT

   SHIT THE WERE FRIENDS

   they free so much they had to make it a year omg i didn't realize

   poor will

   im actually so sad it's been a year fucking covid

   don't cru ellll

   don't leave room for spooky shit to happen

   i hate this season and imma keep hating uy until everyone s happy again

   go u el

   i love el

   poor el

   OH NO YOU SHUT UP

   i hope she does is that bad

   GO U EL

   OMG IS SJE GONNA

   YES

   YES SJE IS

   OH

   FUCK

   OH

   WAIT

   aawhat

   EL

   shit sjriwbjfsknesmfks

   oh no oh no oh no

   nononono

   this season doesn't actually exist

   so.. csttir moment

   Whaywhwhwts

   what ejstebwyts

   im sorry for all the typos understand them ig won't bother to correct them

   OMGOGKOGMGOG

   i hate this be happy again i wanna go back yo s

   if sje sees the clock......

   kkk we are fine  nos

   A YEAR????? hate covid so much but this suffering has been going on for A YEAR FOR ALL OF THEM? no. i quit.

   JWFBSK THE INSTRUMENT MOTION I LOVE ROBIN

   i love this gang

   i miss scoop troop

   poor eddie

   FRED

   i need him to be okay

   don't let this happen again to her

   dude poor Glen

   Fred don't die it'san order

   NONONONO WHAT

   welcome to soph being scared for max for like the millionth time in two chapters

   HE SAID THE THING

   Fred Fred Fred don't die fred

   FRED

   bye

   poor fred

   im gonna rewatch the season as soon as i finish it btw

   nonono freD

   FRED

   this all makes me so scared for max im in such fear rn

   NOOOOOOOOOOOO

   oh when Nancy fines out

   this season is creepy creepy

   SHIT

   SHIT

   EVEN MORE SHIT

   oh hell nah

   WAS HE RECHARGING OR

   still cabt hey over tje favt it's been a yest

   thE CREEL HOUSE

   shit

   shit fucking shit

   oh this poor random woman

   oh she's not random

   ohhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH

   fuck fuck

   don't call el a pet u bitch

   I MISS S1 NOW WHY DID U DO THIS TO ME

   HSKFKSD SHE'S SO NOT DEAD

   OHHHHH U ARE WAAAY OFF

   oh no

   oh nonono

   don't drag el into this bs pls

   oh fuck poor el

   poor el jon stop

   fuck fuck

   ATE THEY HIGH LMAO

   poor Mike el and will lmao

   not lmao im suffering

   ITS BEEN A YEAR 😭😭😭😭

   HI MURRAY

   the dinner msmdmamdmsndmsdm

   im so sad bye

   they are so bad at this lmao

   doesn't joy realize lmao

   the red eyes.... bruh

   poor will lmao

   OMG IM SUFFERING

   STFU MURRAY

   shit

   passive agressive Mike what

   mile joyve?

   NO SHIT MURRAY

   fuxkkkkkkkkk

   ELS ROOM U GUYS

   nononononononono

   nononono the flasjbaxks nlnononono

   poor el

   omg i snesed something of this Sort bit NOOOOO

   fUCK

   DEMOBATS no stop gimme a break

   ITS BEEN a YEAR 😭😭

   THE CREEL HOUSE

   omfofmgogmofmfofkgofmfkfmejskd

   oh Holy shit

   oh no

   back w mu brenner theory u guys not happy abt it

   a YEAR 😭😭

   oh fucking shit

   LUCAS

   mmmmm this smells weird idk if i like this storyline v much..........

   BE HAPPY PLS

   a YEAR 😭😭🔫😭😭😭

   LUCAS

   fuck

   LUCAS DON'T DO TJIS FOR TJE WRONG READONS

   cerebro still going yasss

   a usar of dustin and Suzie omgogmgl

   THE LITTLE LOOK between rob and ed........

   ye

   fuck

   IDIOTS

   FREDDIEEEEEEE

   im not ever gonna like ANYONE again bc they DIE

   poor Nancy

   OMG GANG JOIN

   omg she's vruinh poornnanxu sonluch traima

   FUCKING TYPOS

   Cali ganhh

   don't be awkward pls ok sad

   NOOOO not the eghos

   Mike wheeler in blue.

   Mike ily

   poor will he's not even trying to hide it

   SHES REDOINH TJE-

   MSMSMANSNSN

   A YEAR

   oH

   they are botj wearing flannels msmdsmdm

   shit

   she's been crying sm

   A YEAR

   oh hes mad

   oh

   he's trying

   ohohh lohoohohohoh

   oh my baby

   ANYWHERE im dead

   like im a monster nononono

   NOOOOOO

   oh no

   he didn't say love

   oh no

   oh nooooo

   shitttt

   fuck

   FUCK

   OH

   ok so scared

   BE HAPPY

   you didn't just saubthatvmike

   MICHAEL

   they are all so miserable

   JANE HOPPER

   step brother mum step brother mum

   HE CARES SM FOR HER

   ofmofmfogmfomgogkgogmglkgkfkfkdjsksj

   bye

   fuck

   NOOOOOO

   nononono

   fuck

   i hate this season im so sad

   "i promise"

   ohhhhhhhhhhnonono

   you should have

   YOUR CHILDREN

   oh does she just now realize

   STOP BEING MISERABLE I WAITED SO MUCH FOR THIS

   ohhh the sceneeee

   Hi Hop

   Hop speakig russian fills my soul

   uH????????

   shit

   goddddd im so stressed

   HIS EYES WHEN JOYCE IS MENTIONED

   sad el hasnt even been mentioned once

   OH NONONO

   ohhhhhh nononono

   stop spitting ew

   ughhhhhhhh

   MAX IS WEARING THE CLOTHES

   LMAO Steve it's notnfunny but it is

   poor fred

   pOOR NANCY

   ojjhhhh

   smart bastarda

   A YEAR

   he valla her nance

   don't die nance

   NANCY

   listen to steve

   oh shit what wait

   stancy....

   LMAO DRIVER MAX

   funniest scene

   RONANCE????????

[magicgeekponsol-blog]

♛ (for mismatcheddoll. I swear I don't hate you. please don't kill me.)

Taken from meme: [x] ||Accepting|| ((Now why would I hate you for this. My back may be unhappy but i’m perfectly fine. lol))

Makes more sense to put both on one ask answer, yes yes? Third times the charm to answer two urls at once. //sob cry

@mismatcheddoll​ @tsundere-model​ @knights-queen​ (bc of your ask answer is here)

my opinion on;

character in general: Ahhh Mika, what a cute lil thing. So I don’t know too much about him because I don’t actually play Ensemble stars? I only know what I kow from what aoi or Izuzu tell me. lol If I’m remembering correctly, didn’t Shu find Mika in like a box or something? A dumpster? Whatever it was, he was alone. This would probably be a reason why he’s so attached to ‘Oshi-san’? I think he has a complex about his two eyes? Idk if it’s because of Shu or not, but he doesn’t seem to like them very much. 

Obviously he’s also just really... he’s just a meek child, honestly. Still he tries. I know he’s apparently got weak sense of feeling? So stabbing his thumb with a needle was like ‘oh there’s blood’. I know he’s very close to Arashi. I’m very sure I remember a part where it’s like he wanted to make a bouquet or something for Arashi as thanks? I could be wrong, but I swear there was something about that. So pretty much he’s a bit clumsy (I think?) and very awkward but he does try hard. He’s doing his best. He gets scared easily and what not but that’s understandable if you think about how he was introduced. Child probably went through a lot but he still tries to be happy and friendly. A good child. 

how they play them: I believe Izuzu is doing a fabulous job. Poor child makes my cold... dead heart... do a thing called skip a beat. Can’t be mean to him. I have a Spritz bottle on standby for when Ponsol is interacting. I’m warning you dude. You can see how he struggles and is very scared and insecure, but he is very earnest and very very honest to a fault. Even when scared, he will still try to do what’s right. This is Pre-hiatus but Mika, though Shugarl is a scary-ass dude was wondering if they should kiss because they both got caught under the mistletoe like ‘don’t you get bad luck if you don’t?’ Child, worry about yourself, don’t worry about him. He needs bad luck. I meant what? I said nothing. He’s just  a boy who needs guidance and love, that’s all. 

He’s written in a way that you can tell he’s got social and anxiety issues. He isn’t really down played. He’s a loving character and he’s fair. Though Vasco is scary, Mika could see that he’d hurt the guy and honestly could have left it at that, but didn’t. He does what is right. Just an all around ‘good boy’. So If Mika is supposed to be a good boy chara who is supposed to melt your heart with purity and also just all around general pity, then yeah, Izuzu is doing great. //sheds tear for Mika

the mun: Ahhh okay. Let’s do this. //cracks knuckles and stretches back. So I said this in a previous meme wwaaayyyyyyy back when, but Izuzu was the first and only one to answer to Vasco’s very first open starter. One that went ignored for a long while.Discouraged, but otherwise //shruuuuuuug. Izumi was well... Izumi, but I still appreciated the notion. Not too long after that was Monster Madnes, the first event I was a part of. Izuzu wrote up a heavy drabble and it honestly made me fear of Vasco’s life and I was more than willing to get Vasco out of there. lol. Izuzu already knows this, but i’m sure others are curious? I don’t do well with Yandere themes so I was just ‘ABORT MISSION!!!!!’ Though Izumi is pretty... tame for the most part. 

We talked a lot on im and I got to see many characters from her. Some who came and went and some who stayed behind and are here today. I do love interacting with Izuzu. If you have an idea there is a 98% chance she’ll say yes. Actively HC’ing with Izuzu is fun who also is very serious about characters. Izuzu, like myself, connects with her muses. Some more than others. I connect real well with Shugarl while I think Izuzu connects well with Izumi. It always makes for a fun thread experience and it just feels... natural? When Shugarl gets mad, I get mad. lol Now English isn’t her first language. She is learning, but even so she writes pretty well, wouldn’t you think? Perhaps a few minor mistakes here and there, but for the most part she writes well. 

I really like her use of vocabulary and descriptions. That was honestly what drew me to her in the first place. (I don’t think Izuzu knows this. hoh hoh) So we talk a lot about random things all the time. For some reason, idk why, but she really likes Ponsol. Like a lot. So I appreciate that. He used to get real neglected. OTL ALSO SHE KNOWS EYESHIELD 21 SO I CAN USE MY REFERENCES IN THREADS. YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess one word of sorta warning is that Izuzu (like myself) can ramble a lot so threads can get real long... real quick. So if you can’t handle really long threads... exercise caution. Izuzu can certainly go short but longer is so much fun. I so understand. As for reply speed which may be another cause of concern, with a lot of blogs and groups, it’s hard to keep on top of things. If anything, Izuzu has a lot on her plate but still tries hard. I really respect that. 

do i;

follow them: Ye ye

rp with them: Oh yes, clover goodness.

want to rp with them: //chucks clovers at the question.

ship their character with mine: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL---- SAVE MIKA 2kINFINITY from Ponsol.

what is my;

overall opinion: ((Screw it i’m moving this to next section. This seciton is already so looooong))

my opinion on;

character in general: Did you mean the bratty egotistical shitstick? The one that I ironically love oh so very much? So from what I know, apparently at the start of things, he was just a regular lil dude, but things in Yumenosaki just really changed him with pain and treachery so he became more of a Tsundere. Starts to bully Kohai in order to make sure they become strong. Goes as far as to go to very extreme lengths and it’s like CHILD NO. WTF DUDE?????? //salutes a certain lil megane-boy. 

Still, with the things that went on with Knights and with Leo, you can tell he’s a loyal guy. He may not be the most honest, but he is very loyal. I’ve been told that he’s pretty much an insecure lil thing. He hides this behind his tough persona. He believes himself to be useless, to be a horrible person. Sure, he’s fucked up. He’s done bad things, but he does try to change. He does try to get passed that. He’s at the heart of things, trying to help. He wants to be loved, he wants to be useful. (I hear that he was the untalented one or something during Chess? idk. I don’t know too much of the whole thing but I think that’s what I remember. 

I mean he’s also got some issues with his mom, right? I don’t hear much about the dad so i’m guessing he’s aight. (or dead) He’s pretty complex with his personality and his complexes. He needs to be loved as much as the next guy. I really do adore him along with Arashi. Both of em are lil cuties and I love them and they are my faves. I bias over my faves hard and they are all I need. Mama has nice looks yes, but I’ll take Arashi and Izumi anyday. I do love the way these two look and I’ll fight for em. Watch me. 

how they play them: Ahhhhhhh So like, Izumi. Is a shit. A lil shitstain. Let’s be real. Izumi is hard to deal with and he really just--- angers me a lot. Goes so show Izuzu is doing a fine job, right? Ponsol and Izumi are like cat and dog tbh. Like, please stop making me feel how mad you are, Ponz. I don’t care. Stop synching your emotions. I don’t want to be mad at Izumi. STOP THAT. //spritz You see him a lot having a haughty attitude, and only ever so often do you see a crack in that armor of his. Izumi is often played as the powerful and confident guy. 

But at the heart of things, you see that he’s also but a human with flaws and fears. Like when he’s dealing with a whole hoard of girls. The reactions to such are not downplayed. The first time we did this (pre-chara reset) Izumi was just so pitiful like ahhhh child, come to Neo. She will hug you. SHUT UP ACCEPT THE HUG YOU LIL BRAT. Considering he’s been aged, there are likely some places where he may have grown, perhaps to learn to be just a bit more patient. Maybe to learn how to be a bit less rude (or hell, maybe even more rude, years of practice, and years of the sass fruit ripening). As I don’t really know Enstars personally, I do think that Izuzu is doing well. We talk about characterization a lot, so I know that she puts a lot of thought and effort into her characterization. You can see how Izumi changes with different characters based on how well he knows them. 

That takes a lot of character consistency and understanding. So I believe Izuzu knows what she’s doing. Though my word don’t have much weight as I don’t know the original media that he’s from //shrug.

the mun: I dun wanna repeat

do i;

follow them: Well duh, Izumi is my fave~ rp with them: Why yes indeedlywant to rp with them: YES INDEEDLYship their character with mine: ... //mings. As of right now... 50%? I still need to use Ponsol for my own evil deeds, but after that is over i’m 1000% willing to commit to this, yes.

what is my;

overall opinion:  Okay. Time for the big guns. So Izuzu at the core of things is a person who loves to write and talk to people. A very friendly person. I warmed up to Izuzu pretty quick. Very open and willing to pretty much give anyone a chance. Willing to give most things a try. It is good to have someone who is really open-minded about things. 

She also is very keen on character development with the way she’s always striving to become better and to write better. She tries her best to write and to learn new ways to write things out. It’s not easy writing in a language that isn’t your first one. So I really respect that of Izuzu.

Now to be honest, when I first joined RTRP the only threads I really saw for Izuzu were ahhhh nsfw threads so I will admit that I was squinting at the screen like ‘wait is that really... all you thread?’ I grew nervous, I won’t lie. On my main blog, i’ve seen a lot of people who literally only really rp smut and they reach out to you just for that. If you don’t give them the smut they get all nasty with you. It’s really annoying when it gets to the point of bullying. No one really touched Haru though. She’s often neglected-- which is nice but it also means I get so much... dry spells and it’s sad. I digress, so I was a bit nervous about Izuzu to be honest and was just //avoid. I won’t lie. This meme is about brutal honesty so here it is. 

So seeing her reply to a regular open starter and having Izumi be a brat was relieving. At least it was like ‘okay so you are totally okay with threading things that aren’t NSFW. Thank you. QuQ I saw way too many people who are just like ‘INTRODUCTIONS’ and then ‘I WANT IN YOUR PANTS NOW’. I just 0-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, does her interest in NSFW make her any less a great rp’er? No. Did it worry me though? Yes. Protect my son 2k16.

Izuzu has an interest in that, but she’s also interested in other things like fluff, angst, and daily life shenans. Really you can just send anything and she’ll probably be okay with the idea. A very adaptive rp’er. Like I said before, she can write a lot so sometimes she and I can have really long tangent threads, and then we both suffer because it’s so long. Why did we do this to ourselves? 

I’m just rambling on a lot, but in other words: Izuzu is a quality rp’er who often tends to think not so highly of her work. I personally believe she does very well for writing in a language that isn’t her mother tongue. You might not notice it at first when you first read her work. If you want a partner who is open to just about anything, and is serious about what they do, Izuzu is a good bet. 

Just note that Izuzu can be slow at times due to her being a part of multiple groups with many blogs. She’s got a lot going on so it would be hard to balance everything. Also a student so you know. Busy busy busy. Also normally writes a lot by default. So those are things to look out for and be mindful of if any of those bother you.

I think that will suffice. Gotta save some material for future memes, right? Can’t say everything now. Gotta wait for the next time. Ohohoho. This is how I make people come back because I’ll suddenly throw in more information/confessions.

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.

[mrlylerouse]

They Just Don't Get It

Retail is like a basketball game. As long as the other team keeps scoring, you will be behind. My boss doesn't get it. She is rather narrow-minded and heavily under the influence of corporate Kool Aid. I love our conversations, however much they resemble an exercise in futility. Can't Help Annoyingly Needling Every Location: <struts into pharmacy like a queen> Hello! CP: <Stares daggers> To what do we owe the presence of her Royal Ladyship? CHANEL: Just checking on my peons, I mean, my peasants, no, what did they tell me to say?, my drones? Worker bees? CP: They get the point, Madam Superior. CHANEL: Like the nun? CP: Yes. Because you are Nun The Wiser. CHANEL: Oh. I like that. CP: Thanks for making my point. As you were saying? CHANEL: It seems from all of my reports that you keep falling behind in production. CP: Well, you did cut our hours. CHANEL: No matter. Our system works majestically so long as you have the right people in all the right positions. CP: This sounds like a royal fuc... orgy. CHANEL: Pardon? CP: Nothing. Keep going. CHANEL: As I was saying, with our current system, you should be able to pump out 40 to 50 prescriptions per hour. CP: But we currently have 50 to be typed and 50 to be checked. CHANEL: Right. So, because Corporate is flawless and perfect and shits rainbows like my mouth, that means you will be caught up in 2 hours. CP: Dafuq? How do you figure? CHANEL: Simple math my good indentured servant. <waves like Glinda> That's 100 total prescriptions to be done. Divide that by the requisite 50 per hour and you get two! ah ah ah ah ah Two hours of work! CP: Thanks Count Dooku. But there is a flaw in your system. CHANEL: Hardly. Corporate are never wrong. Math is never wrong. Pray tell how you figure, blasphemer! CP: Simple math You Royal ... Leader lady. I currently have 100 prescriptions in my queue. You are assuming that no more prescriptions will be added to my workload over the course of the next 2 hours. And that is where you fail as a leader. Retail pharmacy is like a basketball game. As long as the other team keeps scoring, you will be behind. When the Cavs get a lead of 20 + points, they don't just go sit on the bench and wait for their opponents to catch up and tie the score. The Cavs continue to score. They try to extend their lead. In the same way, prescribers don't just stop sending e-scripts; patients don't just stop bringing us work to do; patients don't just stop showing up to pick up prescriptions; the phones don't just stop ringing; the fax machine doesn't just get paused; the corporate requirements (vaccines, cycle counts, the order, cold calls, etc.) don't just evaporate. CHANEL: Then you're doing it wrong. CP: Oh. I forgot. You've also handicapped me by making me play a man down. It's more like 4v5 now thanks to your cuts. CHANEL: Okay. <twitches> Well, you'll be caught up before you go home. Cheerio! Pip-Pip and all that. Uber-Tech: WTF just happened? CP: The corporate robots get twitchy when you confuse them with reality. We are like a glitch in the Matrix to them. We operate in the real world and they can't handle it when confronted with logic and reason. UT: You mean "alternative facts". from TheCynicalPharmacist http://ift.tt/2qyFafM