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The voice I'm sending to Angel's head is Joe Pesci Sings for You (the whole album)
send my muse anonymous voices!
Why was this going around his head? It was awful, and something about that voice was so familiar, but so grating...
It's the bitches that'll get yas...
#ScreamiNG#this is gonna be in my head all night HAHAHAHA#asks#hazbinned#where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?#ic: cameras are rolling#meme answered
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Ghostspire is handed a bottle of wine. Probably not as nice as he’s used to but Lieutenant’s not exactly a connoisseur; he just aimed for the same year.
Give my muse an item and see how they react!
He looks at the green mech for a very long moment before taking the bottle. A new person giving him things was... Not the safest.
But he cracks it open, grabs two glasses and pours them out. And gives one to him.
"In the habit of giving random mechs booze?"
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Five Lines Fic Meme Tagged by: @howdaretrashships Thanks for the tag!
Rules: find five lines in your fic based on the prompts you are given, then change one of the prompts at the end!
A Line You Think is Hilarious
from
Mainframe, HEX and the Temporal Trouser Error
a Torchwood/Discworld crossover where two computers talk to each other despite a difference in programming language.
It' a few lines really (and tbh pretty much all the fic - it's by far the silliest thing I've written.)
Mainframe gave the electronic equivalent of a shrug, and then sent her next message. [Please identify date of three leg trouser formation] Hopefully Hex would understand it if it was sent in terms it understood. +++14 Grune. Year eight. Century of the Anchovy+++ Which could, Mainframe computed, mean anything from ten thousand years ago to a week last Tuesday. So she sent back [Sync calendar function?] A calendar page from the previous May appeared on screen, then across one of the days flashed the word +++Wrong Trouser Day+++
A Line About Mysteries
Time Enough and Life (Torchwood, Jack/Ianto)
By 1969 the Electro was threatened with closure. It managed a stay of execution thanks to the British Film institute scheme supporting regional arthouse cinemas, and was renamed the Cardiff Showhouse. Even so, as the 1970s wore on it struggled to turn a profit and it finally closed its doors on the 22nd of February 1977. Jack stops and reads the sentence again. Simple, factual and easy to understand it is also completely incomprehensible in relation to what Ianto has told him about it. There had been such genuine fondness and affection in Ianto's voice at the memories of Saturday mornings spent there with his father that Jack finds it incredibly unlikely that it is a lie. Yet if it's not a lie Ianto is a great deal older than he looks and had lied about his age when he joined Torchwood One. Either that or his father's idea of a nice day out was to zip back a couple of decades to see a film. All the options are preposterous, yet a quick search of the internet confirms the 1977 closure date. The only thing that’s clear is that, for whatever reason, Ianto has been lying to him, and maybe to Torchwood from the outset. The question is why?
A Line About Love
From All the Lies (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley) (written after S1, not seen S2, so if there is an angel in S2 call Uriel it isn't this one)
Uriel watched them for a moment surprise growing on her face. "You love him." "We are meant to love," Aziraphale said, pulling the fuzzy, midnight-blue fabric around him. "More than anything that is our purpose. I cannot and will not be sorry for being as She made me." "Not you." Uriel pointed at Crowley. "That...thing. The demon. How can It do that?" "Thing. Demon. It. Well isn't that just charming. It's Crowley. Crow-Ley. Two syllables. Really not that tricky." He gave her an irritated look that somehow managed to be conveyed despite the glasses. "You know the one who helped screw up the whole end of the world thing for you." "But you shouldn't love him," Uriel persisted. "You can't." "Why not? We were all angels once," Crowley said, quieter than usual. "Falling didn't change..." He stopped, genuine raw hurt on his face. "Falling was a punishment and what better punishment for a Fallen Angel than to still feel love, but know they'll never, ever deserve it. Never." He turned away, swallowing down millennia old hurt. "Seriously I thought all you angels knew that. Just something else for you to be smug about." It felt like a punch in the gut. Had Crowley thought that about him too? The things he'd said to him...Some of them had been so thoughtless, cruel even. "Oh Crowley, my dear, you should have said something," Aziraphale said, catching his hand in his own. "Of course you're loved. I love you." Panic, fear and desperate hope, radiated from him as he looked at their clasped hands. "You....you do?"
A Line About Dreams
From Before the Dawn (Mysterious Lotus Casebook, Difanghua - a nightmare rather than a good dream, unfortunately)
There is water all around him. Ice cold and dark. It is full of hands. Some tiny, some huge. Men’s hands, women’s hands, things that may or may not be human at all. Gripping, grasping hands that pull at him, at his hair, at his clothing. Not clothing. His clothes are gone. He can’t open his eyes, but Di Feisheng can see them all the same. Nothing but hands. No heads or faces. No bodies or even limbs. Just innumerable hands, their sharp nails, talons, claws, red painted, like cinnabar, like wedding clothes. they hook into his skin, tearing it open. The water turns redder still. Like blood. Perhaps it was always blood. Either way he’s soaked in it. Drowning in it. He always has been. He struggles against the tide of clawing fingers. They swarm up his body, no part left untouched. They close around his throat, squeezing, crushing the air from him. They pry his mouth open, blood rushing in and out, they are in throat from the inside, choking him. He wants to scream, but there’s no air left in him. “A-Fei!” It’s distant. He tries to kick out, but his legs will barely respond. There are hands on his shoulders pinning down. He’s going to die. He doesn’t want to die. “A-Fei! Wake up!” It’s closer. More urgent. Familiar. The hands, which aren’t the same as the ones in his dream, shake him. Careful, rather than rough, as they pull back to wakefulness. To safety.
An Atmospheric Line
from Three months and a thousand miles of sea Mysterious Lotus Casebook, Dihua.
He turns to the wide horizons. “Li Xiangyi! Come back and face me!” Only the echo of the mountains answer, taunting and hopeless. He sits amidst the snow and shattered rock. The sun sets and the cold moon rises. Frost settles on his hair. His hands heal. Still the empty ache inside will not ease. The sun rises and he leaves. The cold of the mountains seems to have seeped into his bones, like he will never be warm again and still he aches for what could have been. What should have been.
Tagging: @yletylyf @galexibrain @cheesybadgers @killerandhealerqueen @momosandlemonsoda if you want to that is, and any one else who wants to do it even if not tagged
Prompts:
A Line You Think is Hilarious
A Line About anger
A Line About Love
A Line About Dreams
An Atmospheric Line
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💤❗- from The Riddler to any of your DC muses (I use the Gotham Ed as my version) - @soulxremains
Jason had been having a horrible nightmare. Which was a given since he was currently in one of the Riddler’s horrible traps. He woke up in a cold sweat terrified by his environment. “WHO—??!! WHERE AM I!?!? WHAT HAPPENED!?!?” Jason shouted but then let out a long groan as he came back into reality slowly but surely. “Jesus fuck Nygma, can’t you just kill me or fucking let me go already you asshole!?” Jason spat ever the mouthiest of Batman’s sons, glaring at the Riddler who currently hand his hand in his curls to wake him for who knows what psychopathic reason. “What the hell do you want?” Jason huffed feeling exhausted from his restless sleep.
@soulxremains
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Haru always tries her best to support us along with Kyoko-chan. Her energetic smile and words never failed to give me energy to do my best as well. (For the muse thought Meme. )
[Original] ||Accepting||
Her face lights up with joy at the kind words written about her. There weren't many who differentiated how they referred to her versus Kyoko, but she could think of one person. "I wonder if this was written by Tsuna-san?" If so, one point for her!
If she's wrong... well, it's a good thing this isn't a game to guess correctly, right?
#Anonymous#Anonymous asked#Meme answered#Answered ask#Thanks for the ask!#Haru speaks#((I feel like it is a Tsuna who wrote this. Am I gonna be bold enough to tag just in case I'm WRONG? LOL no.))
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Book Genre Prompt
Interesting enough! It was said I was mentioned by sweet @dearestcherry, but I could not find the tag, so, I am yoinking this regardless. Many hearts to you! That was a joy to read.
Tagging: @wpip-raham, @cadrenebula, @avampyone, @houserosaire, @lukawarrioroflight, @scholarlostintime, @thefrostflower, @adahlenan, @sjofn-lofnsdottr
bold genres your character reads. italicize genres your character occasionally peruses.
art | biography | business | chick lit | children’s | classics | comics | contemporary | cookbooks | crime | fantasy | fiction | gay and lesbian | graphic novels | historical fiction | history | horror | humour and comedy | memoir | music | mystery | nonfiction | paranormal | philosophy | poetry | psychology | religion | romance | science | science fiction | self help | suspense | spirituality | sports | thriller | travel | young adult | warfare
Francel leads a very busy life, and so, typically, his mind is kept quite busy during the day, and most of the evening, as well. Those final hours he is able to spend in bed, or, on his sofa, can be with a book to wind down. His most common companion being Musical History and developments, not just scores, and also, old (and new) textbooks. A lot of his time as Overseer did require learning on the fly, or, on the go, and also being able to take advice from those assisting him, who, want to see him grow as well. (Getting off track). Thus, he does read a lot of business and world wide economic and governmental theory and function. And for pleasure, when his little brain is so stuffed, a little fantasy, a little romance, a litany of poems or limericks until the book falls on his face, and he sleeps nestled within the pages for a few hours.
#francel de haillenarte#meme answered#prompts#lol pip if you see this#let me know if wpip eats the books#Throwing out random tags I know I was tagged in something awhile ago but I lost it I will dig for it another time soon
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“Yes or No” + Squaletta (for Yamamoto)
[Original] || @squaletta I like to do extra things, so under readmore is some explanations.
Is (Squaletta) Someone You:
• Would Kiss: Yes
• Would Date: Yes
• Would Make Friends With: Yes
• Would Adopt: No
• Would Marry: ... >u> Yes...
• Would Sleep With: ... yes
• Would Live With: Yes
• Would Cuddle With: MMmmnnn... yes?
• Would Fight With: Yes
• Would Trust: Yes
• Would Dance With: Yes
• Would Bathe With: hm... yes...?
• Would Die For: Yes
• Would Ignore: No
• Would Not Care For: No
• Would Laugh At: Yes
• Would Cry With: No
• Would Cry For: Yes
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Explanations
Is (Squaletta) Someone You:
• Would Kiss: Kisses on cheeks serve as greeting. Now, if they started dating or something, then ye, of course.
• Would Date: Dates for missions, just casual hang outs- or yanno dates because they're shipping
• Would Make Friends With: He thinks they're friends, anyways lol Let's see how she feels lol
• Would Adopt: Nahhhhhh
• Would Marry: Really, that's up to Squaletta and just mafia-code, I suppose. More than likely they wouldn't allow a marriage. At least, not a public one. That's just announcing to the world that they have a weakness to exploit. I can see them dating in secret or having a secret and private wedding? He would probably be open to the idea of it, yeah.
• Would Sleep With: Surely on missions they could share a room or a large bed. That's reasonable. As for what i'm sure the question really is referring to: If they were dating, yeah. Yamamoto would only sleep with someone if he had some kind of emotional connection with them. I truly do not see him as the type who would ever entertain sleeping with someone he wasn't close to emotionally.
• Would Live With: I don't know if they would full-time or like parts of the year, but I could see them living together if they were dating/married.
• Would Cuddle With: IF she would allow it, then sure. If not, then no.
• Would Fight With: "The only acceptable answer is yes. Anything else, and she'd probably kill me."
• Would Trust: He trusts her
• Would Dance With: Just don't step on his feet!
• Would Bathe With: Culturally speaking it isn't too unheard of to bathe together or something to that nature. He still would be mindful and not do so out of respect for her privacy and knowing other cultures aren't the same. If they were dating though? Why not? B3c
• Would Die For: Yeah. He would probably sacrifice himself for her because he's just that kinda guy at times. My gut tells me that it's mostly instinctual and also partly his protective nature as well. He honestly probably thought that there was a good chance he'd live (he's got that naive optimism as well as confidence). He's got a bit of that 'haha, it'll work out!'
• Would Ignore: "With that voice? You can't ignore her. With that blood lust? You REALLY can't ignore her."
• Would Not Care For: He cares for her.
• Would Laugh At: Let's be real, Yamamoto laughs at a lot of things. He could laugh if Squaletta did something silly.
• Would Cry With: Yamamoto is not the sort to really cry with people. He is more the sort to be calm and comforting. He'll offer a shoulder and listen. Maybe offer his thoughts. He wouldn't cry if someone else was crying, because he wants to be the stable, and comforting rock.
• Would Cry For: If something happened to her and she died, he'd cry for her. He'd probably kill whoever did it first, and then cry.
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Meta + Gokudera Hayato [Natsu]
♢ — send [ META ] + a word / phrase / person / etc and i will write a head canon around it. || @thehandworld
{{ I’m going to split this into your Gokudera and Gokudera in general
General Gokudera:
Natsu was so scared of him at first, while she knew he was loyal to Tsuna that meant nothing about her. There were times if he got too loud, started yelling at her, or even just in her general direction she would start to cry before going to hide. It took him protecting her, for Natsu to actually get that he didn’t hate her at least, though she was still jumpy around him.
Thehandworld’s Gokudera
Natsu truly cherishes each moment she has with him like it’s going to be her last, never knowing if the next day she’s going to wake back up as a lion. In case that happens she actually keeps a journal of all the things they’ve done together, and how much she deeply cares for him. Only Reborn knows about it, and has agreed to give it to Gokudera if anything were to ever happen.
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Mirajane Strauss
Konan
Kushina
Breast play.
Send me a fetish you can see my character having...
Mira:
And they’ll rate it: No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
"I'm well aware how many people stare at them. So why wouldn't I enjoy people playing with them now and then?"
Konan:
And they’ll rate it: No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
"While mine may be bigger than most would think. This cloak does a good job concealing my body to a degree. I don't mind if my partner enjoys them."
Kushina:
And they’ll rate it: No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
"Much like Konan my boobs are bigger than they seem. So you could say they're a bit of a weak spot for me.~"
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“Yes or No” for Nunnally
[Original] || @lured-into-wonderland
I like to do extra things, so under readmore is some explanations. (At least, I'm assuming that was the meme you were referencing)
Is (Nunnally) Someone You:
• Would Kiss: Yes
• Would Date: Yes
• Would Make Friends With: Yes
• Would Adopt: No
• Would Marry: Yes
• Would Sleep With: No
• Would Live With: Situational yes
• Would Cuddle With: hm... no?
• Would Fight With: hm... yes
• Would Trust: hmmm yes
• Would Dance With: yes
• Would Bathe With: No
• Would Die For: No
• Would Ignore: Yes
• Would Not Care For: ... Yes;;;;
• Would Laugh At: Yes
• Would Cry With: No
• Would Cry For: ... //looks around yes
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Explanations
Is (Nunnally) Someone You:
• Would Kiss: Polite kisses on the back of the hand, or a cheek kiss I could see being acceptable
• Would Date: Dates can be platonic or romantic, so yeah, that's fine.
• Would Make Friends With: They're on the track to becoming actual friends.
• Would Adopt: She still has a parent, and he's not really one to adopt anyone lol
• Would Marry: If it were for a political move or something, and it was suggested with acceptable terms, he'd agree to it.
• Would Sleep With: He's quite picky and stern about who he sleeps with. Paparazzi and such are like bloodhounds, and he's not about to let something become a scandal. He'd only sleep with someone if they were romantically involved.
• Would Live With: You have to be serious with him to have him consider living with someone. Even if he were on vacation with a friend, they have to have separate rooms or something in a hotel. If they rented out a Airbnb, then in a way they're living together. That may be acceptable.
• Would Cuddle With: He's quite stern about who he has physical contact with, especially anything that can be seen as intimate. Unless he's quite close to someone romantically, this aint happening.
• Would Fight With: It could probably happen. He's got a temper and a rude mouth lol
• Would Trust: For now... he trusts her and her goodwill, but he's still wary, as he always is.
• Would Dance With: If they had to dance together because they were at a party or something, yeah.
• Would Bathe With: Def not a thing happening unless he's in a serious and committed relationship
• Would Die For: Sorry, but no. He cares about himself first and foremost.
• Would Ignore: Yeah... he is a bit of an ass. He would if he deemed her no longer useful or something. If they actually hit true friendship level, he could probably ignore her if he's busy. If they aren't at friendship level, it really is up to his mood lol.
• Would Not Care For: ... If he doesn't consider them friends and he doesn't see someone as useful, he doesn't care for them. At least Nunnally has some uses! So he will at least care a little bit! (I'm sorry for him)
• Would Laugh At: ... He... he is an ass as I say. He totally would laugh at someone.
• Would Cry With: Nah, he doesn't really cry with anyone or anything like that. What is sympathy?
• Would Cry For: If they became actual friends, and she died or something... he may cry a little bit... maybe.
#lured-into-wonderland#Meme answered#Answered ask#Thanks for the ask!#Neo answers#((So sorry for him))
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"Pornography!™️"
What's my Trademark?
"Gee, how original."
"Wouldn't a' thought you were the type ta see me as just a pair a' tits, though, Smiles."
#aint no tiddy goin on there angel. only floof#meme answered#asks#alteregozowie#ic: cameras are rolling
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"It's not that big of a deal, I'll just self-isolate."
Meme/Open
"I'm happy to help if you want it, Softspark." Helm tilting to the side and looking the bigger mech over. He could take it, or give it, depending on what he wanted or needed.
"And it will probably go by faster with some help. Along with the toys I got you." A claw clicks the table and he purrs. "And I have plenty of time on my servos these days."
Gold visor dims as his optics narrow slightly in thought. It would be quite the sight to see him like that...
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🎁
@godccmplex
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meme day prompt - mostlyrandomized for iain/tristan - 30a
He should've been at home, avoiding any of the pliant, supple omegas wandering about town at night. Tristan knew better than to leave his apartment when he was in full rut, but he'd spent the better part of the past few days just pacing back and forth in his room. He was hungry, for more than just blood this time.
It had seemed beyond his control, the way he'd swung his door open as soon as the sun had set. The way he wandered in the early evening hours, making eyes at every omega to look in his direction. This one was pretty, that one looked easy to throw around, and another looked...Tristan didn't have words for it, but he used what few words he did have to convince the other to go for a stroll with him. He'd been unable to keep his hands off of Iain, wrapping an arm around his waist and letting his fingertips get just under his shirt so he could stroke at the skin of his hip. When they'd reached a secluded place, Tristan had wasted no time.
He entered the other slowly, at first, letting Iain feel the stretch of his cock breaching his body. Tristan's hands moved to hold Iain's thighs, and as he was halfway in he found himself unable to stop his hips from snapping forward, burying himself inside of the other. "Oh, fuck," he groaned, pulling his hips back and snapping them forward again in a slow, but rough rhythm.
@fangsnfair
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