#wtf are these people smoking?

[ladyaryawolf]

I'm a bit late on the TV Show.

So just clearing up

They made Lucerys' death be an "accident"

And they kept Jaehaerys death be a vengeful act from the Blacks

And people still believe that HBO is trying to make the Blacks look like the good guys only because they excluded Neettles from the narrative?

[determinate-negation]

ignore that i voted for the city i already live in. is this actually commonly known as a tourist destination?

[i3utterflyeffect]

*tiptoes into ask box*

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what exactly is Rhythm Doctor?

(UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE INITIATED)

OKAY SO. be not afraid :) come here this is a completely normal hospital

basically rhythm doctor is a game where you must defibrillate patients in time with the rhythm! it's not quite as hard as rhythm heaven or anything at least IMO, but it's really addictive and i love the characters a lot!!! there's a lot of cool gimmicks and stuff but all you need is one button so you don't have to grapple with remembering controls along with reaction time!!! you can also have accessibility modes like very easy and unmissable which i appreciate a lot as a particularly shitty gamer

you are working with an overworked skeleton crew comprised of the computer nerd ian, the doctor who mainly does in-person check-ups-- Ada Paige-- and their boss who sits and stares at a clipboard while judging you at every turn, Dr. Edega! you are meanwhile a remote intern who's job is to press the button in time with the music.

there are multiple jokes about the fact that you are only ever seen as a hand. people just start assuming you are only a hand.

the rhythm doctor program means that you are canonically using the game's mechanics to defibrillate all the patients and yes their heartbeats are just like that. they sync up music to the erratic heartbeats in order to soothe arrhythmia and get people back on their feet!

the characters interact with each other in a way that genuinely makes the hospital feel alive and it's just so nice to watch them interact together, especially when the one-off characters just stick their heads into the conversation randomly. my favorite is absolutely samurai.

look at this guy. look at him. he's great. he parties at clubs and plays baseball. why is he dressing up in this in modern day? why does he never take the armor off? who knows but he's silly

you're also facing off with a virus named Connectifa Abortus that uses advantage of your remote connection, and jams your signals because it can do that. it just can. also it is possibly sentient and very malicious

that's the spoiler free synopsis but you should..... buy it on steam................................... now. :)

it's only 16 bucks and works on windows, mac, and linux!!! it also is early access so chances are by getting it early you're getting it for a cheaper price!!!!!!

PLUS if you've ever heard of A Dance Of Ice And Fire it's the same ppl. 7th beat games. it's so good. play it.

[femmesandhoney]

it should not only be punishable if they don't, but completely expected for any and all smokers to go outside when they smoke. idc if it's your house and you think the garage is "close enough" get the fuck outside and stop making the garage now just reek of smoke yall fucking suck lmao. smokers can freeze in a blizzard if they want to smoke that bad.

[collinnmckinley]

I dont even play the game anymore, but for a very well known reason this makes me mad...

I was actually thinking about coming back to this game, but now i dont think i will if they do my main that dirty.

[soongsoup]

I'm gonna make a big post soon shilling tf out of my Capnos inhaler. I want this silly thing to blow up on tiktok. I want every teenager who vapes to know this thing exists. There are so many people out there trying to quit smoking/vaping that NEED something like this.

[bredforloyalty]

honestly every time I'm like i will be chasing that high for the rest of my life

[syxnewt]

CLOVE REALLY IS NONBINARY!!!!

[wawek]

The amount of weed i need to feel floaty but not like "high" is a small little pinch and its similar to the feeling after smoking a cig. But everyone thinks its weird when i roll up to the smoke break with a blunt that takes one inhale to smoke

[lamphous]

put on glasses to look at eclipse, immediately phone starts playing paper bag by fiona apple which starts "I was staring at the sky"

finish laughing hysterically and open tumblr to post abt it, immediately shows me an oil painting of. paper bags.

[noctomania]

SINCE WHEN IS CHESS NOT A COED COMPETITION?! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.

[justaholeinmysoul]

Just because some people are into purity culture for fiction doesn't mean that we gotta call them sad Virgins or Virgin shaming or hate on asexual wtf. I see a lot of sex positive posts but somehow is still hilarious to mock Virgins or people who are not into sex irl. Also there's nothing edgy in doing coke and fuck a dude every night like you're not a loser for being a Virgins at any age. Now last but not least sex, drugs, alcohol and crime don't necessarily go together and definitely don't define 'fun'. Are we still making fun of straight edge people or whoever is not having fun in the most basic ways? Really how old are you bc I know yall skunks are well past your 20s. Stop judging people and putting them all in the same group this ain't high school grow up

[rosicheeks]

oh yes you were at court! i forgot that was at the start of that post lmao. i've been to court twice when i was super young for drinking underage and then smoking lool it was so boring and long and shit but thankfully you were just there for moral support, i hope it wasen't such a bad thing your friend had to deal with! I remember seeing you post about moving but i forget if it was TO or AWAY from your parents but that clears it up. I totally get you on that though, i'm living at home right now and i feel kind of similar about not feeling comfortable in your own home. Its a bit different for me, but similar enough. Hell my stepdad even sleeps in the living room too! hes always done that so ive always felt like i had to be on eggshells when night time hit. I used to sneak smoking in the backyard back in the day myself, i got caught once when i was in highschool he made me throw all my pieces out which sucked big time. ahhh i love that, art! you should totally show more stuff on here too, at least if you're comfortable and its not stuff you'd wanna sell, i would absolutely love to see any of it 🖤i've dabbled in writing poems and things i planned to make songs, although only recently. I've always wanted to be a musician but my attempts at learning guitar over the years have never ended up lasting long and i try to learn singing but i just dont really think i can. plus i was always afraid of self expression so i never wrote until a few years ago. i still do, because music is so important to me (which is why i did pick 🎤!) and it makes me so happy but yeah. i have 2 shows im headed to in a few months even so im so excited 🥰my day though has been so boring, i mostly played video games and watched youtube videos. watched another episode of a show i've been watching called Silo, which i absolutely love. im so surprised you had room in your tags still after myself lmao, but i do that same thing i always talk in the tags! also i'm giving you tons of hugs and kisses 😘🥰 - 🎤

Hi hi hi ☺️ how are you doing lovely? 🥰

[newts-and-sharks]

Urgh I hate when the person next to me is smoking a cigarette that smells god awful and they let the smoke blow directly into my face

[obi-troll-kenobi]

I was thinking... People should threat smoking like farting. You don’t fart at people. You don’t fart at bus stops, pubs, busy streets with people all around you. If people threated smoking like farting then maybe these stinking smoking morons would show basic human decency and don’t force everyone around them to breathe in their stench.