#wtf apple

[mothyandthesquid]

It’s not yarn but…

Apple gave me this over thirty years ago as part of one of their abysmal marketing campaigns during the wilderness years. I wasn’t going to accept it because it’s so cringe. But I figured it was so bad it was good, and if I just waited until it was vintage then I could wear it!

That time has come, and I wore it to uni last Friday. Oh, that rainbow logo and 90s font! “Dedication to Education” *snorts with laughter* as she works on her third degree with a PhD lined up… Yeah, I’m just too cool for school. Shout out to the postmodern ironic generation! 😂 😬

Anyway, the borrowed computer I was using to send overseas orders has become unusably slow thanks to Windows windowing 😡 and I’m going to have to sacrifice my uni laptop to the shop. I need a new one for essays, and buying computers always reminds me of this, so here we are.

Pointless anecdote really, but I’m oddly attached to the badge. What do you think? Is it kitsch or cringe?

[rin-the-fandom-weirdo]

I think I just summoned a demon by playing the game on the generation loss store how y’all doing.

[goldfades]

i think apple is ripping me off because i keep having to buy more freaking storage LIKE HOW MUCH DO I NEED 😭😭😭

[rins-batcave]

Lumea computer won’t start and I’m having an aneurism. Like half my life is on my computer and it may or may not be gone

[grantofalltrades]

This is how gifs look on iPhone 15. The internet is now old-timey silent movie speed.

[le-oof]

PSA on MacOS Sonoma and Motion Sensitivity

ok, so i was super excited to update my computer to Sonoma, and my first impression once it finished updating:

instant motion sickness

i could barely even enter in my password to get it to stop, kind of bad

so, naturally, i go to settings and turn on Reduce Motion and go to change the wallpaper, and hey, that new picture of Sonoma is pretty and not currently moving, let’s go with that

i then lock my computer and come back later, and BOOM ITS FLIPPING MOVING AGAIN EVEN WITH REDUCE MOTION TURNED ON

wtf Apple. you’re telling me that there is no way to have the new scenery WITHOUT THE MOVING???

smh i’m not even someone who normally has sensory issues, and i normally don’t need to go digging in accessibility settings, so how are people who actually rely on these settings supposed to get by?????

[next-autumn]

i have a loaner macbook from school to do some assignments on a program that my own pc does not have the capacity to run, and i am using the loaner mac for the first time now. i have a USB wireless mouse and keyboard. i was hoping to just put in my USB and use my mouse. and then i discovered that there are no USB plugs ANYWHERE on this laptop???? MacBook people, how do you function? what witchery is required for y'all to use a functional mouse, beyond just the touchpad one????

[hyolks]

sometimes he feels melancholy about it

[creek-ink]

been feeling kinda bad lately so I'm trying to play into nostalgia, doing stuff I did as a kid, yk? and i painted this lil lps- her name is dot but her clown name is ditzy. she's just a lil party clown to cheer me up

anyways I hope u like her, she makes me happy.

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇

[evilkaeya]

soukoku took trust games to a whole new level like what do you mean you hid antidote in your mouth, joined the villains, got stabbed and was deliberately in a comatose state trusting that your ex partner slash enemy will activate his self destruct stage of ability to come and save you

[krarka]

I MET SOME LITTOL GRUBS AND THEIR MOMMA

[blakbonnet]

well okay then 🧍‍♂️

[xluciifer]

{ 𓆩 x 𓆪 }

[thechibilitwick]

i was watching half cuz i was working on another tiny analysis for funsies and why am i only now just realizing hinako is associated with the color yellow??? and that pink is only really there to represent women because the reason kazui had a relationship with hinako was because of the expectation for him to be with a woman???

that would then explain why the color green is even there at all because blue and yellow makes green and green represents his true desires (both the apple and also the color in general) which could then possibly represent that no matter how hard kazui tried to make his marriage work it was impossible because he can't change what's only natural for him AUGHHHHH

and how have i not noticed this was in both mvs????

i mean i noticed it in cat sure but i didn't really pay much attention to it because i have the mind of a drooling braindead infant so i was just like wow mm gatorade flavors or some shit. but then i squinted at half and was like wait a minute my third eye has opened for the like 20th time after analyzing milgram shit for like half a year this is actually a significant motif that pertains to kazui's character and conflict! wow!

[aurorangen]

To summarise: Casper's having the time of his life, Petrah's glued to her seat and Marco came for the free food 👍 But hey everyone's having a great time and we get to meet the newest addition to the Apple family...Briar!!!

The cousins meeting for the first time 🥺