#wsp ramblings

[butterboy69420]

Literally losing my mind over one of my OCs being eerily similar to Blackbeard. Legit.

Obviously they're not similar appearance-wise, but allow me to ramble like a madman.

My character, Maximum Jagger, AKA Hellhound, is a guy with a rough upbringing which caused him to run away from home. Eventually, he was found by this older guy who is just often referred to as King Dragon to join his gang called the Under Kids to oppose the authoritarian government ruling in their country of Baihon. King Dragon is often seen as a father figure to his gang members, especially the younger members, since a lot of them come from broken families that were corrupted by the government. Jagger worked with the Under Kids since childhood, working closely with King Dragon as one of his highest subordinates, essentially being his right-hand man. However, upon some disagreements about how they both want to handle things, Jagger left and betrayed the group, took some of the members of the Under Kids, and made his own group called the Wrathchildren. He then eventually kills King Dragon as he wants to claim the spot of the leader of the Under Kids and take down the government in his own way, through violence and mass killings.

Blackbeard is still mostly a mystery as we don't know his intentions, but from what we can gather, he's an orphan and was adopted into Whitebeard's crew from a young age. We can imply that his childhood prior to that was rough based on the images we can see of him being visibly upset and crying. Whitebeard too is also seen as a father figure to his crewmates, with many of them calling him pops and stuff like that. Blackbeard worked under Whitebeard until he killed Thatch and left, starting his own pirate crew. Eventually, at Marineford, he's the one to land the finishing blow to Whitebeard, ultimately killing him.

Jagger and Blackbeard share personality traits, with them being violent, bloodthirsty, and seemingly friendly upon first glance, but also ambitious. Blackbeard's personality is fairly inconsistent and unpredictable, and along with his ability to hold more than one devil fruit at a time and the three skulls on his Jolly Roger, it's often theorized that he's a system and has two other alters. In Jagger's case, he canonically has OSDD and is at least aware of there being alters in his headspace. So there's that other similarity.

And the final cherry in the cherry pie lies in their abilities. Jagger's Linked Soul power, Paint It Black, allows him to create black holes that absorb literally anything. These black holes swallow things within his vicinity, such as objects, people, and attacks. If he wills it, he can release them, although they'll be heavily damaged. Another facet of his ability is that he uses it to absorb his own feelings too, but that's not really important for this discussion. Blackbeard has eaten the Yami Yami no Mi, AKA the Dark-Dark Fruit. And guess what that does. It absorbs things into darkness similar to a black hole and it can spit things out, causing severe damage.

The best part about all this is that I made Jagger way before I got into One Piece. He was made in July 29, 2021, before I started eleventh grade. I got into One Piece late 2022/early 2023, which was in the middle of twelfth grade. So all of this is just a pure coincidence.

Obviously he's not going to be completely 1-on-1 to Blackbeard. For one, he has a girlfriend (or rather had because yes), and he would never think of even working alongside the government even to take it down from the inside, even if it furthered his own goals. Blackbeard actually does the latter by becoming a Warlord, although he never had any intention of actually helping them whatsoever.

I could also go into the similarities between King Dragon and Whitebeard, since they're also somewhat similar, at least in terms of the role they play. King Dragon is the current most wanted criminal in West Baihon (although no one knows his actual identity) and Whitebeard is the strongest pirate after Gol D. Roger's execution. Part of King Dragon's goal was to help out young, lost children from the country and provide them a new family to escape from their old ones. Similarly, Whitebeard states that he wants a family, although in his case, that seems to be his main goal. King Dragon and Whitebeard both were catalysts for a new era in their respective worlds and both died as a part of it, being killed by a former subordinate of theirs. These "new eras" were the major ones in their respective universes and inspired many to follow suit into pursuing freedom.

Anyways, that's my madman ramblings. I'll try not to neglect my Tumblr account that much in the future. Sobbing and pissing.

[blu-bat]

Nothing like listing out your expenses vs how much you get paid and seeing how that sure isn't close to adding up to a livable anything.

[gamblersdoll]

can you do class 1-A making todoroki realize he likes Y/N and helping him plan his confession please??? 💗

him being separated from the whole world when he was a child caused him to not properly process his emotions and feelings. he cursed his abusive shit father, not knowing how to feel about you.

you gave him life though, him being able to smile more and be able to laugh just a bit.

everyone could see it, they can see how he bounces his knee in anticipation for you to come out of your room and see him.

they see the way he picks at his nails when he can finally smell your shampoo when you walk past, or your lotion. (he adores your smell, it makes him get a dopamine boost.)

he loves when he can just randomly find a nail of yours that probably popped off and he just shoves it in his pocket, keeping it for some kind of good luck.

everyone can see it, and they know what he feels. (not everyone, because it does look borderline creepy.)

yet, it took izuku and bakugou to scold him for letting you get away.

“that means you like her!” izuku shouts in excitement, going off in some ramble about how opposites do sometimes attract, but katsuki bonks him in the head.

“the fact that you lettin’ her run around single is crazy.” he shakes his head, ignoring izukus’ rambles about how heavy handed katsuki is and hes too rough with his hair. (katsuki knowing that izuku tries to take care of his fro at times.)

todoroki only thinks to himself, then eventually asking. “so, how am i supposed to ask her out? you both know im not too fond of being outside the dorms.” he makes a point, him being a home body and not being a social butterfly.

“well, see if she is too! and then offer like a snack and movie date!” izuku suggested, getting bonked again for being too loud.

they both are idiots.

yet, he takes their advice, walking away as they both claw at each other’s throats and heading to his dorm.

“hey, can i ask a question?” he types to you, turning on his ringer and bouncing his knees. he feel’s nervous, sick even.

“yeah, wsp?” you text back, watching the three dots appear and disappear. his heart was racing, what the hell were you doing to him? did you have some other quirk?

“can i take you for a snack and movie date?” “ we dont have to go outside if you dont want to.” “you also dont have to say yes.” he triple texts, biting at his thumbnail and eyes darting around.

his heart lurches when you reply back, relieved and feeling like he is going to puke and have anxiety shits.

“yeah, we can. and im more of a homebody so..”

[marksbear]

Yo, can you do a George Weasley and (top) male reader who's maybe a Potter or a Black? Appreciate it.

Wsp I don't know muuuch about George but i'll try my best! And I hope you enjoy!

Warnings Fluff to SMUT headcanons, risk taker George NSFW, Potter reader, blowjob, cock warmimg, hair pulling kink, dirty names.

GEORGE WEASLEY X TOP MALE POTTER READER

-He likes to brag about dating you to the other griffindors. Specifically to your brother.

-If you're in a different house he'll sneak inside your common room. Even without you asking him.

-Doing mischief together,

-Snap seperating the two of you in class he caught you two making out behind a large book that was covering yall.

-Him and Fred playing pranks on you.

-He most def fell for you first. Even if you were in a different house he tried everything to catch your attention.

-Harry giving him threats if he breaks your heart or makes you cry.

-Helping him cram his assignments that's about to be due with him in the Griffindor common room.

-He pretends to put your name in the Gobblet of fire as a joke as you stand in the back laughing with him until he accidentally drops the paper inside. Both of you start panicking.

-Him inviting you to meet his family. Harry could tag along I guess.

-Rambles on and on about his day and what happened during it once you asked him how his day was. And he misses no details about it.

-Skipping class together. Hermonie would scold you both after she finds out that the two of you skipped.

-Runs you through ideas about pranks and other mischief he and his brother may cause.

-Him falling asleep on your shoulder during classes.

-You being his first kiss and first time.

NSFW

-Was a nervous/ cocky mess during the first time you two had sex.

-Him convincing you to let him blow you in an empty/abandoned hallway.

-Loves touching you through your pants during class. He doesn't stop until he feels you grow fully hard. Then he just pulls his hand away innocently.

-He loves it when you randomly pull his hair during sex. It makes him go crazy. He'll just moan out loudly begging you to pull harder.

-He's very risky. He likes to be fucked almost anywhere you two could be caught.

-If you're in a different house he'll sneak inside your common room and give you a blowjob under the cover.

-He has an uncontrollable love for the position doggy style.

-Him moaning out your last name as you fuck him.

-Sharing sloppy kisses.

-He's very touchy.

-Likes to wrap his arms around you holding you tight as he thrust in and out of him.

-Likes to be called all sorts of dirty things.

-He loves to give you head under the table as you study in the library. Or when you two are somewhere private he'll cockwarm you as you do whatever.

THE END

[raccoonfallsharder]

yo. wsp. sooooo i been writing some thoughts lately and i need help with something

HOW THE FUCK DO I WRITE GOOD SMUT? like i tried once and it was fucking BAD lollll. i seriously need help and you're the only person i can actually ask because you. are literally. the best at that. so pleassse send help

bb i love you and you are a sweet little raspberry pastry. i am so flattered to be asked something like this. i don’t know if i am the best but i do think any success i have is from learning from the best! im not great with advice but here are some things i believe have helped me.

the most important thing i can tell you is this: WRITE “BAD” SMUT! who cares? no-one has to see it?? write bad smut, and then write more bad smut, then go back and reread your og bad smut and decide what you would change so you enjoy reading it just a little bit more. then write some more bad smut. the first time you ever wrote a sentence, was it an ivory tower example of academically flawless grammar, punctuation, and spelling? was it an evocative and award-winning piece of revelatory poetry inspiring massive social change on a global scale? no way. you probably didn’t even have all your letters facing the right direction. WRITE BAD SMUT OR YOU’LL NEVER WRITE GOOD SMUT.

also write bad smut because it’s fun honestly and who cares how good it is?

next most important piece of advice: i think you gotta start by asking yourself what you like best when you’re reading smut. nono wait back up. first you gotta read A LOT of smut. no, more. however much you’re thinking, probably more. then you gotta figure out what your favorite parts are and why.

now. on a more individual note. every author’s smut is different and personal because everything author’s writing is different and personal and smut is in some ways even more personal, right? (don’t stop making plums) so what you’re writing will always look different. but here are some things that have worked for me and maybe they can provide a good space for you to start exploring how you want your smut to look. (warning for late-night first-draft rambling ahead)

for me, there are two parts to what makes smut satisfying (again, this is personal preference).

the first is when the smut is very rooted in an emotional core — specifically, the characters and their motivations. what does each character want? if it’s only an orgasm, why is it only an orgasm? if it’s more than an orgasm, what is it and why? and what does that look like?

sunshine-reader in sunshine wants a playful one-night stand but is incapable of not offering warmth. rocket in the same narrative wants connection because he’s rocket and never feels connected enough. their connection is warm and open because (they think) it’s low-risk and short-lived.

pearl-reader in wyndham/cicatrix wants to exercise autonomy for once in her damn life. rocket/“the monster” in wyndham/cicatrix wants revenge-sex. both of these two are grappling with their own versions of grief and that shows through in their motivations too (at least id like to think so).

in window, sex between jo and rocket looks different when it’s their first time versus when rocket’s trying to coerce her into taking up more space versus when jo is spiraling as they head back to terra, because the goals and motivations are always different.

knowing your characters’ motivations for sex, the way they’re trying to communicate with each other, and their outside-the-bedroom neuroses can also help make sense of kinks, too. in my imagination, rocket always has control issues (especially mcu rocket tbh) because of his historical lack of control and what it means for him to be under someone else’s power. (but i also see him with a complicated/conflicted praise kink a la adorations because he wants to believe nice things about himself while also not believing them, or not believing compliments are genuine).

all of the above is the philosophical part of smut — the emotional core that makes smut more satisfying for me personally as a reader. after that, we get into the technical writing-shit. i think, much like actual sex, the pay-off is better if you savor the journey. so at least for me, that means writing beyond just pinched nips, grinding, penetration. it means taking time to explore the way it feels to be touched in even the mundane parts of our bodies: different textures, pressures, etc.

for example, a claw prickling over the inner flesh of the forearm is not explicitly sexual but. i mean. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ or is it. you know?

another thing for me is to focus on detail. when our senses are overwhelmed we tend to focus on very specific details: the light coming through the window, the stroke of the back of the knuckles on your shoulder, the scent of the pillow. you could say “then she reached orgasm” or you could say “she squeezed her eyes tight. the crackle of electricity in her abdomen snapped taut, and then broke apart in a shower of sparks.” you could say someone was spanked, or you could say there was a crack in the air, and a stinging heat bloomed on their asscheek. don’t just say what happened — say what it felt like, what it looked like, what it smelled and sounded and tasted like. (i mean sometimes you gotta just say what happened or the scene can get too dense…but overall, i opt for relying on sensory description over exposition).

the rest imo is window dressing. are there certain phrases or words you particularly like to read or hear? are you someone who loves or hates the word “pussy” or “dick”? would you rather avoid explicit terms all together, or use them often? or sporadically, for impact?

anyway. like i said these are just my initial late-night first-draft thoughts so they might be rough and they ARE just things that have helped ME (everyone has different thoughts/ideas on this!) but i hope maybe this is a helpful place to start??? also if any of this did not make sense i apologize i am sleepy just lmk and i am happy to expand/clarify

also you are a precious little cherry tart, a springtime crocus, and i love you. please write more smut and allow yourself the freedom of enjoying it. ♡♡♡

[avengedbiologist]

For character ask game:

8 and 9 for your bby girl Captain Black.

Helloo!

My number one bbygirl Conrad 🫶🫶

Unpopular headcanon?

Here's the thing, I don't hear people talking about him much nor do I hear people's headcanons on the guy (since most tend to headcanon the main fellas and forget the icon) so I don't exactly know what's classed as unpopular. So let's be silly and just say a headcanon and I guess I'll find out if its unpopular or not :)

This randomly popped into my head. So we all know Conrad worked for WSP on Fireball XL3 (if u didn't well now u know 🫶) and so he probably knows some of the fireball xl5 crew. I firmly believe that Conrad does not get along with Steve. It isn't ye olde classic of 'Conrad is a dark grumpy guy so he hates people and is a loner and hates Steve cause Steve is good positive guy.' It's not that. I don't really know what it is. He gets on with literally everyone else but just happens to bump heads with Steve. Even the mention of Mr Zodiac has him rolling his eyes. (Woop de wee wow this is becoming an essay).

Next question!

A scene that made me love/hate the character.

Now I'm gonna have to go with NCS Conrad cause let's be honest, old Conrad doesn't do that much, he makes Scott Tracy look useful. Comic and NCS Conrad put in the damn work. I ain't gonna talk about comic Conrad cause he's too silly and pretty (not that NCS Conrad isn't that) and I don't wanna go in to the depths. So NCS we go. And I gotta say best of enemies. I get it's not a scene but u seriously cannot split this ep' up like that. It shows the depth of the guy in and out oy mysteronisation. I think this is the first time we see this switch, from cold mysteron to who the guy really is. Like alot of people perceive Conrad to be this grumpy bastard that doesn't like anyone (which is fake news guys) this guy is so passionate with others, especially with destiny, this guy is in love and any chance be breaks free he asks if she is okay. We see his relationship with Paul and how close their friendship is/was. He's such a complex character and I'd love the psychoanalyse him and write an essay but maybe not at this very moment. I think alot of people need to think about Conrad (and other characters) in a more complex way cause there is so much this guy has to offer. Also the EP was good cause he said 'hows this for collateral' and that was iconic.

Wowie what a ramble and thanks for the the Q's :)))

[pryvye]

YES YES YES ANOTHER CCBOWSPAMMER aaaa they are so cute together, and also when ccdrm said that cdrm was just an extension of himself i was like omg. Like surely a lot of ccbwspm projects into cbwspm. you can even see it with the way drm has phases of just bringing up tmmy out of nowhere like he ignores him for a while then suddenly tmmy mention and suddenly he calls tmmy randomly in the middle of tmmys strm out of boredom despite having so many other friends to call. Ah I love them so much, and don't even get me started on tmmy always mentioning drm <3

AWE YES THEY'RE SO CUTEEE I'M GLAD TO SEE A FELLOW ¢¢!B•WSPAM ENJOYER

I do agree with everything you said! Those two always manage to mention/include the other in most of their videos and it's SO ENDEARING <3, they're clearly incredibly good friends and I love the fact they aren't shy about sharing it and are even bragging about it despite their haters, ¢!B•wsp@m couldn't have done it without ¢¢!B•wsp@m and due to their trust and close friendship, it's probably what made their chemistry in the lore so enrapturing(and also so damn sexually charged i mean come on Dr3@m, you can't just tell someone you wanna lock them up forever).

SO YES I HAVE SO MUCH AFFECTION FOR THEM AND THE FEW FICS I FIND, I TREASURE, ESPECIALLY THOSE WRITTEN WELL. I always mention my favourite people in conversations with other people whether intentionally or not because they pop up in my mind so often and with this knowledge in mind, I hope it applies to those two suckers as well <3.

Sometimes you just like people so much you wanna ramble about every single thing you adore about them even if the previous topic wasn't at all related to them(I do this so often), SO I WISH THEM THE BEST, I HOPE EVERYTHING GOES WELL FOR THEM BOTH, I APPRECIATE YOU ANON <3

[wantingsobad]

reacting to bf!skz sbs gayo daejeon outfits (1)

masterlist

pairing : skz x reader (minho, hyunjin, jisung, felix)

content : very suggestive, very horny, down bad y/n, usage of 'daddy' in minhos, breeding kink? mentioned in minho and lixs, 18+

ss count : 2 per member

chan, changbin, seungmin, jeongin here

a/n : wsp cuties! merry post christmas. we were blessed with this gayo daejeon this year. the technical difficulties were absolutely horrendous but everyone looked so good. hyunjins hair had me questioning if han is really my ult bias BUT DW i stayed true to my pookie hanji. anyway enough with my rambling and have a nice day/night! ily all! - eb

[mr-valden]

Seeing this now that Im on meds is very funny wsp cus the event is out and my sister had to lisen to me "desperfully" ramble about the witch king to her and her coworker in the bookshop they work at

"Just wait 6 months till the event comes to global"

YOU CANNOT SHOW ME BITS OF THE EVENT AND SAY THAT

You cannot show one of my highest kins acting nearly EXACTLY like how I've been recently and tell me to just wait and find out as soon as its out

EBENHOLZ WE ARE GETTING OUR DIAGNOSIS TOGETHER, C'MERE

[butterboy69420]

Imagine if WSP got popular enough to somehow get those toxic bigoted fans who are like, "GRAHHH, THOSE QUEERS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" Kinda like the ones that somehow exist in the JoJo fandom.

Well...not that it should happen. Those guys would freak out if they found out that some of my main characters are in canonical same-sex relationships and that many others are trans. IDK, I don't think my story looks overtly fruity? It just looks more like a shounen which tend to attract those weird people anyways. Not that I believe WSP would get as popular as other franchises. I am but a lad with no publishing company, after all.

IDK, just rambling.

[minwooks-moved]

we of i’s x young blood ….. and loved you …….. and beautiful beautiful ….. and anyone …. and rtl ……

[giranswife]

All the buttons I’ve collected so far!! 💜💜 there’s not consecutive theme rn of course but I just stuck them all to my bag so I could wear it at the con!

[bldofthedrgn]

[fourteen] in every cosmos | han jisung smau

14 - irena

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a/n : little written part here please remember to read that !!! jisung and y/n may be getting close but i never said i would make it easy did i ;) enjoy!

five days. that’s how long it had since you started this gut-wrenching routine of checking your phone every five minutes and jumping at every single notification you get hoping, praying, that it was changbin (it usually never was though).

thats it, you’d had enough. it was finally time for you to make the first move since it seemed changbin wouldn’t. 

hey binnie!! no wait that wasn’t right, too eager. 

whats up changbin? nope, too “im one of the bros”

hey bin :) perfect.

and sent, now all that was left to do was wai- *ping*

c - hey y/nnie wsp :)?

y - nothing much, can we talk though? 

c - yeah sure whats on your mind 

y - lets meet in person. the usual place at 2? 

c - oh alright sure see you then

you haven’t been this anxious to do something in such a long time. most of the time you’re usually confident and sure of the things you do, but this time you couldn’t tell if this was the right thing to do. for once you weren’t confident in your actions. 

“hey y/n!”

turning around to greet the man you were about to pour you heart out to felt like the worlds most monumental task and you were graciously given the opportunity to do it now. looking at him, realizing what you were about to do, made you feel small. breakable. you never, ever, feel breakable.

“y/n? you good there?” his words brought you back to reality.

“huh? oh sorry yeah im okay i just zoned out for a sec i didn't take my nap of the day yet”

“you’re good, let’s order and sit down though.”

you nodded your head in agreement though inside you wanted to prolong having to have this conversation as long as possible. god, minho. why did he give you this idea? he was trying to help but right now it felt anything other than helpful. 

“so whats up? you said you wanted to talk right?” his voice startled you. you had been sitting there thinking about the fifty million ways you could confess your feelings to changbin without sounding like a complete dunce. 

screw it.

“right. well i’ll cut to the chase. i have feelings for you changbin. i really like you and before you say anything or reject me like im sure youre gonna do let me just talk. i figured you didn't like me because you never actually asked me out and i thought that whole set up with jisung was you finally making a move, hence why i was so dressed up because i thought it was a date and that you were standing me up but it turned out not to be that way and thats honestly why i was mad i didn’t even care about jisung being there i just was really hoping it was a date with you but now i have you here and you know and im rambling so im gonna shut up now and … changbin? are you okay?” 

he looked pale and his eyes were unfocused. he wasn't even paying attention? had he heard a word you'd said? is he ignoring you? what on earth was he staring at? 

“changbin?” you shook his shoulder, watching him slowly come back to reality. 

“i … i have to go.” he breathes out, throwing his hand off your shoulder and rushing out of the cafe so fast he almost knocked over the frosting delivery guy.

what the fuck?

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[seongwhy]

ateez if a curvier girl liked them

disclaimer!! i am 100% sure these boys would like you for you and not for how many curves you have. you are beautiful no matter what !!! as a curvier girl myself, writing this made me happy hehe

seonghwa

let’s be honest. seonghwa loves curvy girls

i mean he loves all girls, but smth abt a curvy lady gets him going

so imagine his face when a curvy girl likes him !!!!!

you’d tell him “seonghwa... u kinda cute doe” and he’d be like😳😃

he’s had his eye on you for a while

he jus luvs your personality and your humour

and your curves

tbh he’s snuck a glance every now and then

you’d bend down to grab the tv remote and suddenly he’s blushing and thinking of everything he’d do to u omg

or you’d wear a crop top and sit down and your belly might show a lil bit and he melts in his seat

all he wants is to feel ur pretty body

but .. unfortunately u didn’t think that he would like you

you thought that he only had his eye out for the slimmer girls, but that was simply not true queen

so it took u a sec to confess your feelings for him

but once you did you were so surprised at his response

“hey seonghwa, i know that you probably don’t think the same but like i rlly think ur cute and funny and pretty and i rlly like u but i know i’m not rlly ur type and like that’s fine-“

“wait!!! u like me”

“i like u too !!!!!!! who tf told u that ur not my type bc i will beat them up ur gorgeous who told u that >:((((“

and u explain to him that it was just ur brain and he says Never to think that about yourself !!!! bc you are beautiful !!!!

and then ur both just uwu in love with each other and he’s in love w ur curves and ur in love with his chicken legs and it’s amazing and wonderful and you’re so happy you said something bc otherwise you wouldn’t have found the love of ur life :’)

hongjoong

hongjoong is Obsessed

obsessed w your thighs and your tummy and your booty

when u tell him u like him he’s not only like “holy shit i like you too” he’s imagining alllllll the things he can do w u and ur curves

when u first start going out and dating and such it’s great it’s amazing he makes you laugh and you feel beautiful bc he makes you feel beautiful

but when you start opening up to him about your insecurities you thought things would change

but they didn’t !!!!!!!! he started loving u harder

and every day since that first time you cried in his arms he tells you you’re beautiful

“hi honey u look gorgeous”

“baby !!!!! i love that dress on you”

“hey bb, since i can’t see you today i’m just letting u know that you’re beautiful !! and i love and miss you !!!!”

“there’s my fav tummy!!”

he will not Stop telling you how beautiful u are you’re not complaining

he thinks ur a queen and he treats you like one

he loves all of you. all the cellulite and all the curves and all dimples

and he’s not shy abt it either ;)

yunho

ok listen up sweeties

yunho doesn’t rlly pay attention to figure

i mean ofc he LOves your body and he thinks you’re beautiful

but he would not like you if not for your personality

which is absolutely amazing

and so he doesn’t rlly understand when you tell him that you don’t wanna eat that ice cream or the pizza

he thinks you’re beautiful (bc you are) so why don’t u think you’re beautiful too ??????

why won’t u eat w him ????

why wont you take ur shirt off in front of him ???

so one day he brings u mcdonald’s and a shamrock milkshake yummy!!!!

and he sits down w u and watches you try and do everything but eat

so he stops u and looks at u and tells u everything you’ve ever wanted to hear

“babe plz eat in front of me... i think your body is beautiful and i think you’re beautiful and i would not buy u food if i didn’t think so”

and u know this is true bc yunho loves his food and his own shamrock shakes

so u smile at him and lay in his arms and u eat that damn burger!!!!!!

he makes all your insecurities go away

he loves u so much u literally can’t breathe

he’s always hugging you and feeling you up and wrapping his huge arms around u

and he makes u so comfy with yourself

and you love him

and he loves u

yeosang

ok yeosang loves u

and u know it he lowkey highkey makes it obvious

everytime you walk in he either 1) gets all blushy and stops talking mid sentence

“dude!!! stop destroying my fucking hous- uh uh h-hi y/ n”

i don’t actually know what they do in fortnite but if u do and this is wrong just imagine minecraft instead

or 2) he tries to be all tuff and show off

“oh hey y/n” he says as he casually rolls up his sleeve and stretches

but what he Doesn’t know is that u like him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he thinks ur waaaaaay our of his league

i mean just take a look at u!!! ur thighs ur belly ur boobiez

p e r f e c t i o n

but one day he accidentally walks in on you and seonghwa talking (he thinks u like seonghwa)

and he hears u like “idk seong he’s really cute and so nice to me and such an angel... also have u seen dem arms doe !!”

and What The Heck

yeosang cannot believe it

u???? the girl of his DREAm s ??? likes HIM ???

and what do u know when he hears that he suddenly can’t keep his balance and trips right over

over what exactly ?? his dignity

and he falls right in front of u and seonghwa

seonghwa just snickers and laughs and leave the room

yeosang just stares at u for a moment before getting up and just staring at u some more

“uh yeosang?? u good”

“h a hah yeah .. i’m good”

“ok. did u hear the part where i said i think you’re cute”

“. yes i did y-es”

“ok. do u like me too”

“uh y-yeah i uh yes”

“ok. get over here dummy”

“👁👄👁”

san

ok we all know san

this weirdo

this secs ee mf that gives zero fucks

haha mmmm

^^^^ that’s what he’s like every time u walk by

idk it’s getting late i’m tired plz don’t judge

when he sees u he’s all like hehehbajsbs ajdosndbdniejn ùwú

but externally he’s like heh he h wassup

and he makes hand gestures at u like outlining ur curvy body

and winking at u

and let’s be honest he may or may not have slapped dat ass a few times

and even though it’s kinda nasty u kinda like it

u know he means well and it’s just one way he shows his love and appreciation for u

and he wouldn’t do it if you told him no !!! consent is key

and u consent bc u like the way he gets slightly flustered everytime he does it

eventually u have to give in one day bc he’s been teasing you long enough

so one day ur walking by him and he smacks ur dump truck and u spin around and grab his arm and pull him up to ur chest

and he’s like HUH

and ur like hi sannie

and he’s like “h-hi”

AND THEN U KISS HIM

AND HE LOVES IT

and he’s feeling u up and he sits you down and pulls him into his lap

and ur scared that ur too much for that

so when u start pulling away he’s like “NO I LIKE U HERE STAY U LOOK SO ORETTY SITTING ON ME”

and u giggle and stay

and then more kissing and cuddling and loving

and he makes u laugh and feel good

and u make him happy and so excited all the time

and it’s sooo good omg he luvs allllll of u so much

mingi

i may have a soft spot for this man

he’s jus so weird and funky

but he’s so cute like idk

don’t tell seonghwa

ANYWAY

those are your exact thoughts abt him too

your relationship was always like....there was tension there

ofc u always thought abt him

and he always thought abt u

u lived in his head rent free

ur curves and dimples and amazing bodyodyody

accompanied w ur amazing personality!!! what could he not love

so when u became friends he was already obsessed w u

he’s always whiny and needy for ur attention

when the boys are there he’s like “😎😈💪🦵”

BUT WHEN YOURE THERE

he does a full 180

his voice goes from deep and scruffy to all soft

the boys clown him for it

but he doesn’t care

he sends u memes all the time

he texts you every day

at first it was an occasional hey wsp and now it’s like “good morning!! how’d u sleep” “hey bb girl wanna go get boba” “u looked rlly good today”

it makes ur heart flutter

and when he started calling u baby girl in PERSON

U DIED

and tbh he didn’t mean to say it the first time it just slipped out BUT he loved the way it made u blush and look down and cross your legs a lil

so he just couldn’t stop saying it

eventually the reaction u had went down a lil bc u got used to it

and that was when he decided he needed to do more

so eventually he got up the courage on a boba date to stop u and sit u down on a bench

and when u were like yes what is it mango

it took him a sec bc u looked so PRETTY in your dress

your thighs crossed and the way your boobies sat in it

he couldn’t help but stare (respectfully)

and u were like HELLo

and he cleared his throat and was like “ur really pretty”

and u blushed and covered yourself w ur arms

and he was like No >:( ur gorgeous and took your hands in his

and kissed them and kissed your arm all the way up to ur face

and he kissed your cheeks and was like these cheeks are so cute

and kissed ur nose and was like i love your nose

and then ur lips

and he didn’t have to say anything for you to know he loved your lips just as much as he loved your everything else

wooyoung

okay if i thought hongjoong was obsessed .

wooyoung is a whole other story

as soon as u step into the room ur the only one that matters

he would stop answering the boys

he would only be looking at you

trying his best to make u laugh it works

bc he loves the way your face lights up when u smile

and how your body shakes when u laugh

and he loves talking to u

abt anything and everything

so he becomes your very best friend

and when u get comfortable to share your insecurities with him he gets so sad and mad

he gets so ANGERY

he’s like WHO SAID THAT WHY WOULD U THINK THAT U ARE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND AKSJDJAJFJAKL

and one day ur ranting to him about something SOME DUMB ASS BOY said to u in class

AND HES LIKE I WILL BEAT HIM UP NO ONE TALKS TO MY BABY LIKE THAT

and ur like 😳 “y-your baby?”

and he’s like oh fuck fuck fuck fuck

he starts to apologize and ramble

and u just giggle

he’s like ??????

and ur like “i’ll be your baby wooyoungie”

“if you’ll be mine too”

AND HE CANNOT BELIEVE

he runs up to u and picks u up and spins u around and he kisses u and he’s like MY BABY

“dats ma baby and aint nobody finna touch em”

^^ that’s what he’s like w u

and he’s so happy youre his and he’s yours

cuz now he gets all your curves to himself hehehehehehehehehe

jongho

jongho is such a softie

especially for u

he melts everytime he sees your soft skin and your pretty face

he tries really hard to be all tuff around u

but it never pans out

bc he’s so in luv w how pretty you are

in his mind u are the most perfect person ever

he lets u vent to him abt anything

he likes to talk to u abt everything

deep or not

and one day you’re like “hey jongho, i’ve never heard u talk abt a girl before”

and he goes all blushy and is like ha ha i uh i guess u haven’t

and u ask if he has a crush

and he goes even redder

and ur like “U DO OMG TELL KE ABT HER”

sooooo he does

“well she really pretty and has such a kind heart and beautiful eyes and an amazing smile and the prettiest curves i’ve been talking to her for a while and she makes me so happy”

“she’s so gorgeous but she doesn’t think so and it makes me really angry i just wanna tell her she’s beautiful”

and ur like “awww just tell her then! she’ll love hearing that from you” oblivious mf

so jongho sits up straight and looks u right in the eyes and says “ok then. you’re beautiful y/n”

you’re eyes go wide and u open ur mouth to say smth but nothing comes out

so u just hug him

and he wraps his arms around u and says “it’s true, you’re so beautiful”

and u just hug him tighter

and the night is perfect :,)

and he’s perfect

and he’s so grateful u asked him that question