#wrong turn answer

[cannibalcreepers]

The Hilliker Brothers as Dogs?

We all know what Saw-Tooth is

If he isn't a Caucasian Shepherd then what else 😂

One-Eye, maybe a Cane Corso, seems fitting for him.

While Three-Fingers, gotta be a Xoloitzcuintli. Not really an aggressive breed but we'll make this an acception and I know some will say Chihuahua, and yes he could also be, but we'll give him this.

Or a Whippet, for the speed and agility.

[14dayswithyou]

Ren's favourite letter is P!

Okay Ren question, sorry if someone else has asked this before but as far as I know of.. no(?) If so feel free to ignore!

I know you've said numerous times that Ren doesn't really have any interests or cares towards anything or anyone that isn't Angel... but what if his Angel has high purity and encourages him to have a personality outside of them?

Like they let him have interests, opinions, be their own person outside of Angel- would he actually do it? Or would he just act "normal"?

Thank you Sai!! <3

⌞♥⌝ Even with high Purity (or in this case, low Decay), Ren will still be a yandere who caters towards Angel's interests; he'll just be a lot less obvious with it. The Purity meter only affects how Ren perceives Angel's treatment towards him (i.e. being nice to him out of genuine kindness rather than some hidden manipulation tactic). Higher Purity means Ren will perceive Angel's actions as something done out of love rather than something decrepit or immoral.

The Decay meter, however, tracks Angel's overall influence over Ren. Higher Decay means Ren will start acting more violent and "morbid", whereas low decay will keep him "normal". The higher the Decay meter, the more grotesque things Ren will suggest doing in Angel's presence (since Angel is showing clear signs of being into it).

This got a bit long, so more information will be under the cut!!

Regardless, canonically or otherwise, I don't think it's possible to let Ren have his own agency or interests separate from Angel. At the end of the day, he's an obsessive yandere who thinks that becoming someone's ideal type will make them love him. If he were to become more "independent" (with his own personality and interests), he'd feel as though he's drifting away from Angel and no longer hold their interest. Like... If he's not into the same things as Angel or presenting himself in a certain way, then he's wasting time, resources, and effort on something that won't give him any payoff. He also has no interest in anything that doesn't involve Angel in the first place ^^;

Ren can definitely feign having his own separate interests and personality — however, it'd all be fake, superficial, and closely (maybe even conveniently) related to any of Angel's interests. For example, if Angel likes novels and anime, Ren will pretend he's into manga. If Angel has a liking for eating healthy food, Ren will feign interest in cooking shows and chef cookbooks.

The only time I can see Ren having his own personality is his untraumatised/yanderen't version.

[baba-is-blog]

as a wise man once said

time is not line

time is circle

(good to see new rvb fans in 2025 haha!)

THAT IS WHY

CLOCK IS ROUND

[frostgnawdraws]

failure and futility

for day 2 of campfire fest! prompt: third eye (and i guess could also count for explosion, or a lack thereof lol) @outerwilds-events

[pseudophan]

im out of the loop as fuck why do we think dnp are potentially in japan again

well it started with the international esim sponsor for the last tiktok video because when they were demonstrating how to order it they picked japan as their destination

and we were kind of joking because like it's dan and phil and they would choose japan either way, like of course that's their example. but then they uploaded the next video at 4:45pm uk time which is extremely early for them, and one of them (dan probably) was liking comments on said video at like 4am, followed by phil some days later retweeting a tweet also at 4 something am. while they're not exactly known for their impeccable sleep schedules they don't usually interact with us at that hour still, so all of this together is like. they're probably on holiday lmao. whether it's actually japan or not remains to be seen, but it would add up with the timezones. especially the early upload bc 4:45pm in the uk is 12:45am in japan so that's kind of the latest they could possibly push it without staying up half the night

[leclercskiesahead]

😳 why are they taking my motto??

From atlassian

[boysaremytoys]

this has been said before but “subs” who want a woman to indulge your desires but don’t consider hers, you’re no better than “doms” who want an unpaid housekeeper/sex doll, just because you think the kinks you want indulged are in line with submissiveness so you’re such a modern, liberated man. you still think women exist to cater to you, and you probably still think submission = feminization = degradation and “how can that be misogynistic if the roles are reversed?”

[canisalbus]

Imagine if Machete was Muslim instead of Catholic. His name would be something like Saif سيف, and Vasco would probably be something like Dhahabi ذَهَبِيّ

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[windybluebelles]

Every single DC x DP prompt ever

[confirmeddead]

Armand’s whole Fascinating monologue to Daniel is very telling.

Why should you live? What makes you fascinating (or not)?

Your past, your present?

(My past, my present?)

And suddenly to latch onto that very person he questioned all those years ago who’d gone onto unravel his life. Maybe Daniel has the answers to help him continue.

[cannibalcreepers]

The Hilliker Brothers fucking/eating out S/O on their period?

Sounds like a treat they would love UwU ---------

One-Eye: This man was not shy to show his love to you, from peppering you with kisses, hugging you at every chance he got even if he was covered in guts and blood, he just adored you so much. So seeing you on your period days always made him feel worried for you and every time your period came you had to reassure the sweet, stupid cannibal that you were not bleeding to death. Being on your period sucked for sure, with the aches and pains, but at least being out in nature you could just sit outside in the fresh air, no work life and no society to stress you out. One-Eye always did your portion of the chores anyways, especially if you promised him some sexy time later that day and with how horny you got during these time of the months you were happy to gift this adorable man with some good fucking. Lucky for you though, the one-eyed cannibal had other plans for you once he was finished with the chores. He had grabbed your hand with a mischievous cute smile and pulled you into the forest behind the hut, a blanket tucked under his other arm. When you both were quite deep in the forest, the large man threw down the blanket and was quick to pull you in to hug and attack your face in sloppy kisses, making you laugh as the two of you fell onto the blanket. He was quick in just giving you attention, stopping you from trying to pull at his pants, trying to motion that he wanted this to be about you even though you promised to give him a treat. You were a bit confused at first, wondering what he was planning, but when he began yanking at your pants you felt your cheeks go red. It wasn't the first time you had been eaten out, nor was it the first time he did it while you had your period and it was definitely exciting. You acted the pillow princess while One-Eye worked to remove the lower half of your clothing, just chucking your pants and underwear with the pad aside, sometimes the man was a bit of a grot and would sniff and lick at the blood on the pads but right this moment his mind was only on getting your legs spread so he could dig right in. A gasp left your lips when you felt his hot breathe against your bleeding mound, his fingers spreading the pussy flaps open to start dragging his tongue over red wetness, letting out a pleased hungry groan at how sweet and coppery you tasted. It was the only time he'd get to 'cannibalize' you, though the simple minded man never wanted to hurt you it was no question that all three of the men have thought about how your flesh tasted. So whenever this special moment happened during the months, they took their chance. You knew that once One-Eye was done with you and you both returned to the shack, one of the other men would most likely take you away, after all you were technically 'dating' all three, or so you told yourself. You couldn't think to much about this though as One-Eye was practically munching on your pussy, his teeth gently tugging and dragging over the sensitive folds, nose deep in the pubs as he sucked and licked at your heat, loving how hotter your flesh was during these moments of your life. You could feel your toes curl, head tilted back as you gasped and moaned from the pleasure spreading through your body, one leg now resting over the man's shoulder and back as the other stretched to the side to give him as much access as you could possibly give him. You couldn't even hear him rubbing his pulled out cock with bloody hands over his grunts and sighs, you on the other hand were at your limit, body arching and letting out a final cry as you came against his needy mouth which he greedily lapped up like a hungry animal. He moved of your pussy to lean back and finish himself off with the stroking, looking at your exposed lower body, his drool mixed with your fluids dripping out of your spread cunt, it was like a dream and wonderful dream that he finished himself off with a final stroke and cheekily made sure to spill his hot cum against your thighs.

You gave him a 'are you serious?' stare as you sat up and wiped the cum of your leg with the blanket, playfully slapping him on the chest before pulling him in for a kiss, which he gladly leaned into. You both returned to the hut very happy, just in time to be spotted by Three-Fingers who narrowed his eyes at the both of you, snickering and exposing his teeth as he chased One-Eye off and gently grabbed your hand, it seems you were going to have to go for round two. Three-Fingers: It was like this man could smell the fact you and One-Eye had just done something naughty, the way he was now pulling you to the truck with a scrunched up smirk on his face, the face you had dubbed "I'm going to fuck the shit outa you" look.

He wasn't shy about what he was going to do, though he did want a bit of privacy as he didn't know where Saw-Tooth was and that man had a bad habit of yanking you away from his brothers when he wanted to fuck you, three times he had actually yanked you away while they were balls deep to both you and whoever you were fucking dismay, but no one challenged him, other than you giving him a verbal scolding which he rolled his eyes at.

But at least with the truck, he could shut the doors from inside and Saw-Tooth didn't really want to yank the doors off from their only working vehicle. So you complied easily with Three-Fingers, letting him pick you up and placed you on the front seat while giving you a cheeky kiss, trying to avoid the steering wheel. You were quick to backup until you were against the passenger side door while Three-Fingers took the chance to crawl over you and lock the doors quickly, he wanted to have you all to himself and he wasn't going to be slow about it. The scrawny rat man already knew you were bleeding, way before he got your clothes off, he was a bit disappointed his brother practically cleaned you from the outside but he'd get his taste when sticking his large deformed finger deep inside your wet pussy to give you a good fingering, placing his mouth over your tit a sucking on them, he was quick in pleasuring you and was keen to hear your moans. And moan you did, making sure your legs were spread, though a bit uncomfortable with how you were on the seat, one leg against the steering wheel and the other on the drivers seat. Three-Fingers was relentless with his fingering, going deep inside your body, using the bottom of his palm to rub against your flesh as he large finger curled and moved against the hot bloody walls. Once he was pleased with how much blood accumulated on his large finger, he slipped it out of your hole and quickly placed it into his mouth, you watched as he lapped up the blood and just thinking how he was such a little weirdo for staring into your eyes while he did so. Three-Fingers wouldn't stop there, no he wanted to fuck you silly and fuck you silly he would, as quick as he was undressing you he was quicker whipping out his skinny dick and sliding it into you, giving your legs a break from spreading to wrapping around his bony body. He was already pumping into you, the truck creaking and starting to shake form the motion. Unlike his two bother, Three-Fingers was quick with his thrust, he had so much stamina and backed up with his strength he made your whole body rock with how he fucked you, the sounds of his body and ballsack slapping against your body was loud inside the now heating up truck, both your heaving breathing fogging up all the glass. You were quick to orgasm, having being stimulated before by One-Eye and now Three-Fingers, you were praying to any god that could hear that Saw-Tooth would give you a break tonight as your were going to be one sore and tired bitch the next day. But even when you tightened around the cannibal he didn't stop, he still pumped into you, at times looking down to see how bloody you were making his cock, baring his teeth from excitement and began cackling at how much he was loving this. Once again your body tightened as another orgasm spread over your body, crying out at how your body shivered and shook, this time Three-Fingers followed suit and spilled his seed deep inside your red heat. Biting down over your shoulder hard as he came hard inside you, arms wrapping around you hard as he did his final thrusts. The two of you taking your time catching you breathe, to your luck no other Hilliker brother had bothered you two, lazing inside the truck until Three-Fingers moved to unlock the doors, placing one last kiss on your lips and chittering softly before exiting, leaving you alone and naked to get dressed, very like the man.

Saw-Tooth: You were exhausted, having pleased two Hilliker men was like running a marathon, but it did well in helping with your period as you hadn't gotten a pain spike in a good while, but you also had popped a few painkillers a while back so that probably was what made the day a bit easier too. Though, surprisingly as the day ended, Saw-Tooth was still nowhere to be seen, during your time with One-Eye you had spotted him before Three-Fingers dragged you away napping in his bed, but when you returned after Three-Fingers fucked you, he was missing, possibly out in the forest doing a chore or looking at traps, you weren't quite sure. But you and the two other cannibal brothers were looking a bit worried when it was time for dinner, the plates just being placed down when the large man finally appeared, you didn't ask where he was since he really couldn't respond but there was a happy smile on your face and everyone relaxed. After the meal, One-Eye was quick to just head to bed while Three-Fingers went to go into the storage and look through picture books. While you were left cleaning up the table, you could feel Saw-Tooth staring at you intensely. He was waiting patiently for you to complete your task and look his way, once you did he gestured with his head to the door to follow him, the large beast of a man standing and exiting outside. You were quick to follow, you were no fool to disobey the man, how he towered over you, his presence alone told you he was not someone you fucked with unless it was actual fucking in which he would be the one to always initiate. It was a silent trek, just following the cannibal through the forest, you weren't quite sure where he was taking you, but when you came out to an opening to see a literal bed just out in the grass, a bunch of pillows and blankets that had the perfect view of the starry sky. Now this man wasn't know for his romantical gestures, if anything you were used to just having your clothing pulled and a thick dick up your pussy without any warning. But for some reason Saw-Tooth was feeling a bit giving, and that being some alone time with him under the sky the perfect gift in his mind. You smiled warmly and told him you loved it, reaching out a hand for him to take, which he gently did, pulling you towards him and the bed. The two of you were quick the strip bare and being the larger of you two, Saw-Tooth would be the one to lay down first so you could climb on top of him and straddle his already hardening cock. He didn't care for where you two fucked, it could be the hard ground but tonight he wanted to give you a little something nice with how sore you had been with this whole period bullshit. He wasn't usually the one to eat you out a lot, if anything he preferred it when you sucked him off but tonight he was going to give you a good night and was quick to slide his cock into you bleed cunt. You put your hands on his chest to keep sturdy as he began thrusting and moving inside you, his largeness always made you feel full, he was intensely thick than long but it spread you well and hit you with an amazing pleasure.

you rocked back and forth on his cock, leaning back and staring at the glittery night sky, with how beautiful it was without the noise of the city lights dulling it. You were wetting his cock and fat ballsack with blood, if you looked down it looked like a massacre on his dick but he kept you bouncing on him by holding onto you hips while lifting you up and down as he thrusted, his grunts heavy and loud through the forest. You on the other hand were getting exhausted with the amount of fucking you've had, you were going to be knocked out after this but at this moment the pleasure was the only thing keeping you awake. Your body came three times already and the large man was still pumping into you, your body shaking from how it ached from both pleasure and soreness. But to your luck it would not last forever as Saw-Tooth let out a loud growl and finally spilled inside you, feeling it fill you to them brim and mix with the fluids inside. You were quick to fall off him and his dick, laying in the softness of the pillows, closing your eyes as you let your body rest. But Saw-Tooth was not finished with you, running his mouth and tongue over your body, teeth scraping against skin as he bit your breast and ran his tongue down your stomach, hands kneading into you hips and ass before he placed his mouth against your pussy and began licking. Your eyes shot open at the feeling, a shock indeed as he rarely gave you the privilege of being eaten out by him and you made sure to spread your legs so to give him all the access to your privates. He was Even without his upped lip he was rather good at eating pussy, mostly using his large fat tongue to roll and spread against the wet flesh, not caring he was lapping up a mixture of you blood and his cum. You felt absolutely spoilt getting two of these cannibal men licking at your pussy in the same day, you knew this was not going to happen again for a long time and was going to lavish every moment of attention. It wasn't as long as One-Eye did for you but you had your last orgasm for the day, it wasn't heavily pleasurable but still made your body shiver. You loved the feeling of his large deformed teeth against your sensitive folds, the hot breathe and tongue against the skin. When he was finished he gave your left inner thigh a sharp bite that was definitely going to bruise, your face scrunching up from the pain as Saw-Tooth moved to lay next to you, holding you against him as you both fell asleep under the night sky.

[tswwwit]

i wonder what widow!bill is feeling.

pine tree is back again, alive, within his reach, and agreed to marry him again - yet does not remember a thing, has no warm lovey dovey feelings towards him, and not inclined to get the lovey doveys (yet!).

truly the ironic wish fullfilment. other!bill is laughing miserably in his dimension at widow!bill.

ofc bill believes he can make dipper fall in love with him again! he wont dislike him forever, right?!

Oh, Bill's thrilled!

Sure, he'd prefer if Dipper were affectionate. His husband being lovey-dovey on him again would put him on cloud nine! Missing memories are annoying, but let's face it - Dipper coming back and immediately kissing and hugging and adoring would be pretty suspicious. There's too good to be true, and WAY too good to be true, y'know? Really, the fact that Dipper's pissed about the world-conquering is just proof that he's the Real Deal.

So yeah! Bill's willing to hang in there until his mortal warms up to him again. When they first met they were totally at each other's throats, this is just a return to form. It's almost nostalgic!

And since Bill won him over first time around, he's absolutely certain he can do it again.

[dreamautism]

has anyone done this yet

[capricioussun]

One of my favorite, more ridiculous headcanons I have yet to draw, is that because things are more serious/high stakes in UF, the brothers don't do their cartoonish antics thing so much. So whenever things start getting better once they've surfaced, and they start acting more like their true selves, it comes as a startling shock to the others when they sporadically, unacknowledgingly break the laws of time, space, physics, what have you, all for a bit

[sneeblbop]

me in public toilet after group of teens was in there

REALLL that reminds me- a few days ago i was in the bathroom stall, and a group of girls were hanging out, and one of them JUMPED over the stall to peek at her friend as a joke and i got rlly scared so i stopped pissing so fast amd got the fuck out of there

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Hear me out:

Midsomer, but it's in a world where there are supernatural creatures. Barnaby can still be head of homicide, OR he's head of supernatural homicide/investigations.

Alternate meet-ugly between Winter and Jones where there's been a string of vampire murders, and Winter is POSITIVE that Jones is secretly a vampire.

Why else would he be so bloody charming?

Barnaby, not one about to blow his former sergeant's cover, is wondering how Winter can't see that Jones is a werewolf. Should he send the boy back to the academy?

When all is out in the open Winter has to confront that, yes, Jones is that charming. And, maybe Winter is a bit attracted to him.

Maybe, Winter lays in bed at night, reminding himself that it's a terrible, *terrible* idea to "accidentally" get bitten by a werewolf so he can ask Jones for some friendly tips.

Hilariously, ghosts are real in Midsomer. As are psychics. We're already halfway there. XD

Jamie Winter would be like "I should get bitten by a werewolf so I have things to talk to this handsome man about" rather than just. asking the guy out. god forbid. Getting the supernatural creature Jones is COMPLETELY wrong is also very on brand for Winter. Poor guy.