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The Hilliker Brothers as Dogs?
We all know what Saw-Tooth is
If he isn't a Caucasian Shepherd then what else 😂
One-Eye, maybe a Cane Corso, seems fitting for him.
While Three-Fingers, gotta be a Xoloitzcuintli. Not really an aggressive breed but we'll make this an acception and I know some will say Chihuahua, and yes he could also be, but we'll give him this.
Or a Whippet, for the speed and agility.
#maybe 3-fingies can be mixed whippet-xolo lol#this is just like what i think suits and may draw them in future#wrong turn ask#wrong turn answer#havent done in ask in a long time been really busy
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this has been said before but “subs” who want a woman to indulge your desires but don’t consider hers, you’re no better than “doms” who want an unpaid housekeeper/sex doll, just because you think the kinks you want indulged are in line with submissiveness so you’re such a modern, liberated man. you still think women exist to cater to you, and you probably still think submission = feminization = degradation and “how can that be misogynistic if the roles are reversed?”
#considering making my subs read ‘the second sex’ and ‘the feminine mystique’ and telling me what they got out of it#and ‘you should get revenge 😜 hehe’ is the wrong answer#i literally saw a man say he wanted a feminist domme but what he meant was he thought feminism meant women being mean to men#and that turned him on. great 🙃
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Imagine if Machete was Muslim instead of Catholic. His name would be something like Saif سيف, and Vasco would probably be something like Dhahabi ذَهَبِيّ
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#I don't know Arabic so I can't weigh in that much but if you say so!#it seems like these mean “sword” and “golden” respectively that's neat#Machete wouldn't be able to cling to his Catholic guilt in that case#I don't think Islam has the same concept of original sin that Christianity does#I'm simplifying but it's a belief that humans are born with an innate tendency for evil sinning is part of our nature#and staying on the positive and in God's good graces requires a lot of repentance which can lead to excess guilt and shame#I could be wrong but I'm under the impression that this idea of a manufacturing error is a very Christian thing#sorry I know you didn't sign up to hear me try to talk about big theology things and I don't want to make it weird#but I find this stuff really interesting I unironically like to read and think about how religions work#and how they shape things they come in contact with#in Machete's case in particular his troubled relationship with God and his career choice are big parts of his character#and why he turned the way he did and thinks the way he does you know#answered#kachavashka#Dhahabi is such a regal sounding name#I'd steal that in a heartbeat if I didn't already have one extremely gold-coded character
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Bless that trophy wife anon because they’re right. There’s no way mindscape citizens see whatever dipper does in the real world as a real career and he has no job in bill’s realm either, whether he likes it or not he’s entwined with bill’s world and his people and he can’t blame them for thinking his job is being bill’s husband.
That’s what pisses him off, the fact that they’re right.
No matter how Dipper protests that yes, he DOES have a job, the beings in the Fearamid don't believe it's 'real', or worse - humor him, then give Knowing Looks to the other demons in the room.
Meanwhile, Bill knows it's real - but sometimes he plays along like it isn't just to piss Dipper off.
#answers#Oh of COURSE it's great that you're keeping busy sweetie!!#I'm sure this..... 'hero' thing is pretty. Um. Interesting!!#All the while clearly Not Getting It in the same way tech-illiterate grandparents don't believe the Internet has Careers#Demons give negative shits about human life on average#When said lives are basically a point on a scorecard devoting your own to Improving them is very much an eyebrow raising 'job' choice#Dipper might as well be talking about his own personal MMO for all that they care about the 'points' he's scored or any of the 'characters'#Bill's smarter and gets that it's a serious gig - but he's also a very infuriating spouse at times#It's a good thing he has other qualities or he'd be intolerable#Some would even say he is even WITH his supposed 'positive' traits!#Sadly Dipper has very bad taste in men and loves the hell out of him anyway#Also the demons *do* have a point#Technically Bill's bankrolling all the magic you're using in your career Dipper#Even if it IS a real job you're still a bit of a sugar baby#Watch Dipper throw a fit and go no-magic for a time just to Prove Them Wrong#This in turn upsets Bill who's not thrilled about all the close calls to his husband's life#If Dipper weren't so stupid CLEVER about it he'd be furious!!#Now Bill's all conflicted with 'stupid not to use all the advantages and NEARLY DYING' and 'ah crap that was smart as hell and SUPER hot'#Overall leaving him very >:(
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this is going off the assumption his birthday is Dec 17
#he turns this old during the 1st comic run basically#WIDE range here but its a poll so ofc i gotta put hella options#plus og peter was hella young when he was bit too#part 2 of my like. year old birthday poll#when we decided he was born Dec 17 as a team#poll#spider noir#spider man noir#peter benjamin parker#theres a wrong answer on this poll but ive included it anyway#for ppl who dgaf#let me edit that there’s TWO wrong answers#EDIT EDIT added his b day. forgot ppl reblog these things and thus wont see my tags#i always do my tags like its only ppl who see my posts see them from me. its such a bad habit omfg
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#iirc the datv embargo lifts in a few hours time#its exciting for sure!! ◕‿◕#(theres some good info out there about what u can expect etc)#everyones level of comfort/preference for spoilers or what they consider/dont consider spoilers or do/dont want to see beforehand#is different and thats valid#for me rn my pref is not seeing much more of the game than i have so far so i will probably not be watching/reading most of those bits of#coverage which are described as 'spoilery' due to this#im just at a stage personally where in the main the last thing I'd like to see now is just a good look at the CC and the CC options#and then just any of the more 'generic' stuff like any new official screenshots that get tweeted or if theres one more trailer or something#(know what i mean? maybe generic is the wrong word but like vague or general or something). and thats about it#so if i'm quieter on here or not postin about sth new that you've seen or focusing more on less-new stuff like V&V eps i didnt get a chance#to listen to yet or i dont know the answer to something etc thats why ^^#i've turned off asks and submit as well jic#sry for any inconvenience caused by that and for not following/posting everything in the coming weeks hh!!#its like a push and pull between wanting to be hyped with everyone/overanalyze every new crumb/wanting my blog to be useful and#not wanting to know much more about the game besides CC than i do atm hh#ultimately we will only get to go into this game and play this game for for the first time once so yea :D#(and in case it helps to know for your own curation purposes my datv spoilers tag is 'dragon age the veilguard spoilers'!!)#mj and the world
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To your "Dick Grayson accepted headcanons" You said Jason will smoke with him, Damian throws his cigarettes OUT, and Bruce keeps trying to quote statistics-
How do you think the rest of Batfam, The team, and Co react to Dick smoking?
-@batfambrainrotbeloved <33
Hello friend, thanks for the ask! Gonna stick to Batfam because this is long already but let me know if you still want Titans/outsiders too!
I'll preface with I think everyone makes fun of Bruce because he smokes as Matches, but not Bruce or Batdad (will take cigarettes out of people's hands).
Next up, Alfred smoked heavily when he was younger (particularly during his acting days), he just forbids it in the Manor and mildly disapproves.
Steph smokes socially with some of the Birds of Prey and sometimes Jason , so she thinks Dick’s smoking is kind of funny (because he makes it a Thing he has chronic guilt about).
Cass is anti smoking (she inherited from both dads) and gets annoyed by the smell, mocks Dick when he gets winded and can always see his withdrawal symptoms so she tries to help out.
Babs hated how much her dad smoked and deeply dislikes Dick transferring the scent on her furniture.
Tim thinks it's the least of the stupid things Dick does, has personally dabbled in smoking cigarettes and weed, and will steal smokes off Dick.
Duke grew up around too many smokers to really notice it, but he feels tempted when he's juggling forty tasks and school.
#I'll be devastated if some of these turn out dead wrong full disclosure have read perilously little for Tim and I'm still on Duke’s comics#batman#batfamily#dc comics#personal#dick grayson#Roll call#alfred pennyworth#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#Duke thomas#Tim drake#Red Robin#Spoiler#Signal#Batgirl#Oracle#barbara gordon#asks answered#Nightwing#Long post#Batpost#batfamily headcanons
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Yjh top/bottom discourse is useless to me because the answer is "whatever his dom(s) want him to be in the moment"
#kdj discouse also because the answer is 'whatever he thinks yoohan wants him to be atm'#he's always 100% correct but yoohan will always act like he's wrong. part of the Intricate Rituals you see#this wasn't meant to be a yhk post strictly it just turned out this way. as it usually is#orvposting#my posts#edit: how are you people finding this i didn't even maintag this
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Honestly, I feel like Daniel and Armand's break up was inevitable and a lot simpler than some people make it out to be.
Daniel wanted to be turned more than anything else in the world, Armand wanted more than (almost) anything else not to have to do that. Daniel's deepest wish was one of Armand's worst nightmares. To Daniel it was marriage, to Armand it was murder.
This isn't really a resolvable difference. It's clear from what we see of their fights that neither ever really understood the other's perspective on this. Daniel saw Armand's refusals as a lack of love, a lack of commitment. Armand saw Daniel's desire to be turned as a human romanticizing something they didn't fully understand.
The added factor of Armand believing turning Daniel inherently meant the death of their relationship doesn't exactly help matters. How can Armand have any kind of lasting relationship with someone he truly believes will end up hating him?
Seriously, imagine the kind of fucked up fights all this would cause. Daniel's got eternal life, a bunch of power, crazy heightened senses, and is having the fucking time of his life. While his partner is mourning his death, doomspiraling about their relationship, and generally seeming to regret ever turning Daniel. Which from Daniel's perspective, would equate to regretting saving Daniel's life.
AND this comes directly after Daniel had already fed up enough that he'd broken up with Armand, moved out, and stayed out of contact for 6 months.
There's no need to add Daniel seeing Armand's power as less special, leaving Armand for somebody else, them never actually loving each other, or whatever the fuck else. The core problem is already explained by how their relationship had gone up to the turning.
#even by tva armand's still thinking of the turning as a wrong thing to do#which would have to be a very hard thing for daniel to swallow#because to him obviously that sort of thing would sound like armand would rather daniel died#and how do you stay with someone who saved your life but seems to wish they hadn't?#ofc armand's perspective is vastly more complex than this - but daniel wouldn't see it that way#there's also the big question that i don't think armand would be able to give a clear answer on#which is would armand have turned daniel if akasha had not risen#or did he only turn daniel because he believed they were all going to die anyway?#now reading it from an outside perspective i do think armand turning daniel was inevitable#i think there was a 0% chance armand was ever going to let daniel die#but i do not think daniel or armand would have that clear a view on it#which would 100% cause approximately seven million massive fights#that would only reinforce armand's fears of daniel growing to hate him#causing more issues with their relationship#the vampire chronicles#devil's minion
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How do you think Three Toe's personality would be like and how the others boys would treat or react him? I would love to see more of him 😭 I really expected at least he stay alive as the final mutant
I actually have an old doodle of what I think Three-Toes would've looked like older, and with his older brother and sister.
Personality wise I think he'd be like his dad or Saw-Tooth, the more quiet strong one, but a bit too headstrong as he's always trying to prove himself, being the youngest meant being babied a lot.
Especially since he has breathing issued with the excess skin covering most his nose.
He'd be loved by his family and like every family member he does his part in killing and helping his parents or uncles (we can say they all survived their movies lol)
It would've been nice to have him as the final surviving cannibal though in WT3.
#wrong turn ask#wrong turn answer#i answered this half awake so hopefully its actually coherent and im not thinking i wrote a proper answr lol
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I love your amrev art sm it'd my favorite I think you're my favorite artist on here, please make more art
Hey anon I'm crying a little bit, here are some sketches just for you
#yes yes yes I'm still alive#my adult person needs and responsibilities have gone ahead and sniped me out of the air#Im in school and working and logging my work hours so I can get licensed and apartment hunting and paying rent and I turn 21 in like 5 days#“oh well at least the school year's almost over and you can take a break” wrong. I take summer classes too#anyway not to vent but the idea of being anyone's favorite artist is WILD to me#I might be a bit until I start posting regularly but I'm around and I'll do my best to answer any asks or requests if I get any#anyway anyway#amrev#asks#from the sketchbook#I say this only half-jokingly if any of you are in Philly and need a roommate hmu#rent be wild
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Oh my gosh I'm so scared/pos for the "Tails gets Maria-fied" one
Oooooh, you've chosen the fun one.
Okay, to set the scene.
It's a dark night, everyone is asleep. Or so it seems.
Suddenly, an alarm blares. The base is alive. Soldiers running in every direction. Night turns into day as the lights flood the ground and sky alike.
Searchlight passes around, looking, searching. It finally finds its mark as it settles on two running figures. Soldiers immediately surround them. The taller of the two steps forward, pushing the smaller protectively behind them.
"Hello, Shadow the Hedgehog," one of the soldiers steps forward, muzzle of the gun pointing at the hedgehog. "You're coming with us."
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It doesn't take long for Tails to figure out the escape plan. It almost seems too easy. They're sneaking through the space base, and Shadow can't help but feel nostalgia. Except it's not good.
It's just like last time. Hunted by soldiers. Doing their best to escape.
Shadow grits his teeth as he promises to not let the past repeat.
Oh, how wrong he is.
"They're after me," Shadow says, as they stare at the single escape capsule.
"You're right," Tails agrees.
Shadow feels a push on his back. He falls forward, the glass falling down behind him. He turns immediately, staring into the sapphire eyes in shock.
"That's why you can't stay."
Shadow screams as Tails hits the switch. Last thing he sees is the door being forced open, soldiers swarming inside and forcing the fox to the ground. Then, it's only darkness.
When he wakes up in the deep jungle, protective glass of the capsule broken on the impact, Shadow already has a plan. He takes out his comm.
"Shadow, you're alive," a joking but also worried feminine voice sounds from the device. "I was afraid you've finally kicked the bucket."
"I need you to tell me where the nearest Chaos Emerald is," he says, ignoring the message. He looks up to the sky, his eyes ablaze. "I've got a score to settle."
And then we have Shadow desperately trying to get Chaos Emerald and not let Sonic know he (unwillingly) left his little brother alone with people who should not be messed with. No, it's not G.U.N.. No, I'm not going to elaborate.
#basically Shadow doesn't want Tails to end up like Maria#because he reminds him of her#so yeah#that's the idea#i so wanna write it#also i guess it's “turn the explanation into a short writing” format dndndnd#nothing wrong with that tho#miles tails prower#shadow the hedgehog#kitty mom answers
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Travis flying from LA straight to Dublin after his friend's wedding and making it to the Eras show in Dublin made me realize that YB could've done the same when he was in Hungary during his days off when he was filming there, he could've flown from there to any of the Eras weekend shows but he didnt..
If he wanted to he would
#we spent all that time asking if yogurt could fight#turns out we were asking the wrong question#the answer to if he could was less important than the question of if he *would*#and that was unfortunately a no#but for Mr. Kelce the answer to both is a resounding yes
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Not sure if this has been brought up before but, Billdip with a pet?
Neither of them really seem like Pet guys to me, more like Stuff In Jars kinda guys. But maybe petsitting for Mabel or someone else? I think the minute Dipper showed any affection for something other than Bill he would get really jealous and Dipper would think it's very funny and very annoying. I specifically like the idea of Bill vs a cat bc I think they would HATE him on instinct and they'd definitely hiss at eachother. Bill's very much of the opinion that pets are useless brainless hunks of flesh that eat your food, but he's also got very little competition in terms of Affection coming from Dipper and if HE doesn't get pets and treats, neither does this stupid creature that skulks around the house eating spiders and ripping up the carpet. That's BILL'S job
They really are both kinda Stuff In Jars guys, aren't they?
That being said, Dipper's absolutely the type to get suckered in by something cute if it showed him attention and affection. Likely he found it on the street, or rescued it from a monster; then of course claim he'd only keep it for like a day before bringing it to a shelter. Maybe two.
And he would, too! He is Responsible™ and wouldn't want to introduce a poor innocent animal to the vicinity of Bill.
UNLESS said creature was very Clever and Conniving and wormed its way into his heart, using all kinds of dastardly tricks and loving affection. Then two days turns into three, and to a week, until Bill knows with Dread Certainty that this slimy little hairball is here to stay.
It's probably a cat, let's be honest.
If for no other reason that Bill doesn't seem at all like a Dog Person. If he had to take that thing for WALKS and PICK UP after it, it'd be about two hours before he 'accidentally' left the door open during hours of heavy traffic - whereas a cat is standoffish and independent enough that they can safely spend their days ignoring each other in the same room.
But you just KNOW that he seethes with jealousy anytime Dipper gives that miserable feline a gentle kiss on the forehead.
#answers#See this is where you went wrong Dipper#You shoulda put Bill and the cat in separate rooms so they could sniff each other under the door and get used to each other that way first#So they don't immediately get all hissy at each other#The cat and Bill basically are roommates on chilly terms#Bill sees little benefit to the animal but Dipper really loves it so *shrug*#Can't just toss it in the closest Many-Devourer's gaping maw#Though maybe he does warm up to the thing in some ways!#Gotta admit it's a great accessory to have in his lap and pet while he's giving a menacing villain speech#Since Dipper never agrees to do it instead :(#Bill in turn has such very very tempting sunbeamlike body heat so the cat might Use him for Warmth on occasion#Oh! But Bill 100% warms up quicker if there's something Weird about the kitty#Like if it has scales or breathes fire or has pharyngeal jaws#He very much approves of that
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i can just imagine childe beating the abyss’ will down with a stick whenever it tried to make him take on a new form like it’s a particularly bad dog
genuinely unsure how to answer this ask because on the one hand yes, that's kinda funny and it would indeed be something like that had the abyss essentially come back to him time and time again like 'new form? 😳' and childe would've slapped it away like 'no!!!' like some sort of shitty spam email that lands on your regular inbox without fail, BUT
uh
the abyss only wanted him to take on one form. in cyanide that form was the foul legacy, and to be frank childe did take it. he just refused to remain with that form. and also like- for it to have reached the 'haha the abyss is like an insistent dog' status, it would've had to have been-
not agonizing. like i get the joke but the process of rejecting the abyss' insistence on taking the FL form was not only a one-time process, but also like- nearly cost him his life. so uh.
yeah
#IF the abyss had then returned with a new form for him to take and then proceeded to do that again and again#over the course of a long-ass time#enough time for childe to get powerful enough not to nearly die everytime the abyss insisted he change clothes#then yeah it would've eventually devolved into that dynamic#but i do remember childe menioning how the abyss 'offers' you one (1) form#it's not a thing that's constantly trying to turn you into a different monster#more how durin and the melusines and elynas see the world differently#and so the abyss sees all things differently#and by being within it you sort of subject yourself to its reality. and if its reality has you in a different shape#that's where the problems come#but afaik the 'different' sight the melusines and elynas and durin have isn't one that shifts and changes#i may be wrong on that tho#for the purposes of cyanide it's a set reality#it's just not one that aligns with the normal reality and that's what causes problems#what nearly kills childe is finding a way to remain in the shape he was born in as the abyss is essentially dismembering him#and the FL transformation is him gaining enough power to dismember himself into the form the abyss wants#and then dismember himself again back into his usual human form#so it feels- odd; to think of it like childe beating the abyss with a stick like a bad dog#not that i don't see the humor of course#like i said i don't know how to answer this ask hahah
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i simply must know: what are your thoughts on jaydick?
!!! JayDick my beloved, man do i have thoughts. disclaimer that all of these thoughts will be pre-Flashpoint in basis unless stated otherwise just because that's the canon i like best.
to me. JayDick is one of the more incestual ships of Batcest. there's this desperate, driving want from Jason, to have Dick as an older brother. he and Dick never really got to be brothers, they were definitely friendly with each other when Jason was alive, but because of Dick's distance with Bruce, he never got the chance to bond with Jason. he always made sure Jason knew he could go to Dick for help, but beyond that Dick wasn't particularly emotionally available with Jason as Robin. but Jason held Dick in a high regard and wanted to be his brother, even saw himself as Dick's brother. when he came back from the dead, i think the illusion shattered for him, but he still clung to that want for something familial with Dick Grayson.
i've vaguely rambled about Nightwing: Brothers In Blood before, because i think that arc really shows a lot of Jason's true feelings about Dick. of everyone in the Batfamily, Jason cares for Dick the most and wants an honest relationship with Dick more than anyone. Dick is the big brother he never got to have.
meanwhile on Dick's side there's... well, apathy would be the kindest way to put it. i think Jason's death pulled a lot of violent anger out of Dick, but that anger was toward Bruce at moreso the concept of Jason's death than Jason as a person. because Dick never knew Jason that well. so there is this guilt on Dick's side, guilt that he couldn't have in some way prevented Jason's death, guilt he wasn't at the funeral, guilt he didn't do more to accept Jason and possible guide Jason to be a better Robin. this is Dick's mantle after all, so when the first person to wear it after him so violently dies in it, that's a mark on his record too. even if Dick didn't give Jason Robin, he still okayed it and gave it his blessing, so he carries that on his own back.
but when Jason comes back it's... well, messy. Dick openly says he kind of wishes Jason had died when he faced Bruce and the Joker, and he hesitates a bit when he needs to save Jason's life. during an arc of the Outsiders where Jason helps out with genuinely no ulterior motives, nothing nefarious, he just knows Black Lightning is innocent and wants to prove it, Dick still doesn't trust Jason and has no reason to be trusting him. i saw a post on here say that pre-Flashpoint!Dick would've agreed with what Bruce did to Jason during Gotham War (reprogramming him to have a fear response to adrenaline) and like... ngl i agree with it. Dick does *not* care for Jason and regards Jason with a lot of apprehension. and that's the fun.
because usually, in Batcest shipping that centers Jason, it's always the other person in the ship seeking out Jason, trying to bring him home, trying to domesticate/fix him, etc. but for JayDick, i think it's the opposite. Jason would try to be good for Dick, if he asked. Jason wants to be close to Dick, he's reaching out when he knows he shouldn't and doing it in the most fucked up ways sure, but he cares about Dick. we bring up "Jason asked Tim to be his Robin" a lot, but never "Jason also asked Dick to be his Robin". it's always going to be misguided and fucked up because Jason doesn't know how to handle this love he has for Dick, that's an echo of the person he used to be. a person Dick doesn't even *see* in him anyway. that shit is fun and fucked up.
i think the one interesting thing Rebirth did was that one Nightwing Annual where Dick calls Jason 'Robin' to snap him out of killing someone. because in the moment it was to remind Jason of who he was. which is the fun of it. when Dick pictures a kind, loving Jason, he pictures Robin, not Red Hood. that will always be the version of Jason that Dick loves the most. i don't think Dick believes Jason could ever be good enough to be redeemed, but if Dick Grayson loves anything, it's a passion project of trying to fix someone. if Jason came to Dick and tried to be good (without putting on the Nightwing suit-) i do think in the end, Dick would try to help him. Dick wouldn't believe in Jason, but he'd put an honest attempt into helping Jason try to be good. and that's where the relationship for them works the best for me, imo. Jason wants Dick to be his older brother. Dick is apprehensive but looking for pieces of the "old Jason" in this person he doesn't recognize. it's weird and fucked up and they make it work so well. it's really one of my favorite Batcest ships for exploring the incestual nature of brotherly love. it's the Cain Instinct if i've ever fucking seen it.
honestly you could sum this entire ship up as "Cain Instinct but they want to fuck each other after the fist fight" and i do think you would be correct. they say i love you with bloody fists. it's so fucking good man, i love these two.
#necrotic answerings#jaydick#dickjay#dick grayson x jason todd#batcest#UGH i love these two.#don't get me wrong i think the moment of dick beating the damn shit out of bruce for what he did in gotham war was fun#and in character for like. rebirth dick#but i like it when dick dislikes and distrusts jason#and then. ugh i won't acknowledge the new-52#(except the betrayal arc of dick's spyral arc and how badly jason took that is good food. I'll admit it.)#but generally yeah i much prefer how it's jason reaching out not dick#granted he's not reaching out WELL. he's doing a bad job.#“i want to reconcile with dick. lemme put on his suit and kill ppl.” great idea jason. stellar thinking.#these two are so goddamn messy#and i'd dare say dick is the only hero jason sort of worships#every version of jason holds dick in a high regard whether dick likes him back or not#jason asks dick if he was a good little brother during sex.#dick is frightened by how much that turns him on.#i wanna write that man#tragic i only have one jaydick fic.
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