#writing this: 😀😗✨

[iamgroundzero]

munday asks!

@mightiboy​ asked: Every symbol that doesn't get sent to you in the next three hours. I want to learn more and get to know you better. I hope that's okay and if it's too much, we can limit it to these: ❓❤️💘🗒🎶🤗😀🎁🎉😗💯 (( Don't be mean to my friend Tyto. I will bite your cheek if you are. )) 

Alright, here we go...

🌈 — name(s) & pronouns 

I have a very uncommon name so I don’t give it out, just call me Tyto and my pronouns are he or they.

🎈 — gender and/or sexuality 

Somewhere in the nonbinary spectrum and asexual.

🎂 — age and/or birthday

May 6th is my birthday.

💕 — single or taken?

Taken

⭐️ — sun, moon, & rising signs, if known 

I looked this up just now haha

Sun: Taurus Moon: Aquarius Rising: Scorpio

💭 — MBTI and/or enneagram, if known

ISTP-T (I took a test for this)

❓ — three adjectives that describe you

Quiet, Friendly, Easy-going

❤️ — what are some of your best qualities?

I’m very easy to talk to (I think?)

💔 — what are some of your worst qualities?

I have sometimes crippling anxiety and inferiority complex issues.

✨ — what would you change about yourself, if anything?

I’d get rid of my depression.

💘 — what and/or who do you consider near and dear to you?

My fiancee, my friends.

🚗 — what vehicle(s) do you drive?

We have a Kia Soul right now but might be getting a second car.

✈️ — ever traveled anywhere interesting?

I’ve been to England twice (London and Cambridge) and Hobbitcon in Germany once.

⌨️ — what operating system(s) do you use? 

Windows 10

📱 — mobile or desktop version of tumblr?

Desktop. I hate the mobile version.

🖥 — favorite platform besides tumblr?

 Eeehh... I don’t really have a favorite.

🎮 — favorite video game(s)?

FFXIV, Monster Hunter

🖱 — any cool devices/tool(s) of the trade? (i.e. type of mouse, monitor, keyboard, tablet, etc)

My keyboard and mouse both light up? I think I can change the colors too but I just have them cycling through rainbow because it looks best.

💍 — any piercings? 

Not anymore.

💎 — want any (more) piercings?

Nah, I had my wild phase. xD

🖊 — any tattoos?

Two. An owl on my back and my first snake on my leg.

🔏 — want any (more) tattoos?

Yeah, someday, but I’m not sure of what. I have a few ideas of the theme, just not the execution.

🎄 — favorite holiday(s)?

I don’t really have one. Any of them that I get off work.

😍 — celebrity crush(es)?

Never had any.

😊 — any career desires?

Something where I don’t have to talk to people unless I want to (so like, no retail, customer service jobs) and preferably work at a computer.

📚 — if you’re in college, what’s your level (undergrad, grad, phd, etc) and/or degree program? 

Until I moved, I was working on an accounting degree, but after I moved I can’t afford it right now.

🎶 — favorite song at the moment?

I never have just one, so here’s a few;

Crusader (Are We There Yet) - BlackGryph0n & Baasik

Need the Power - Dankira!!!

Anti-Hero - Sekai no Owari

Lion - Hearts & Colors

I’m Good (Blue) - David Guetta & Bebe Rexha

📕 — favorite book/series?

Dragonriders of Pern, honestly. I also really loved the Guardians of Ga’hoole as a kid. Harry Potter (Controversial I know, but it played a major part in my youth and even if Rowling is a trash human being she came up with an amazing world that has evolved and grown far more than she’ll ever be capable of).

🧶 — any non-writing hobbies/interests?

Games.

📺 — favorite movie(s) and/or tv show(s)?

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched a TV show, honestly. My general go-to for movies is anything animated Disney/Pixar but I don’t have a single favorite anymore.

✏️ — how long have you been roleplaying on tumblr?

On and off since 2011.

✍️ — what other platforms have you roleplayed on?

Neopets. Gaiaonline. Proboards. Acornrack. Spleafnet. Avidgamers. Email. Skype. AIM. Yahoo!IM. Discord.

🗒 — what is/are your favorite genre(s)/theme(s) to write? 

Hhhh... Dunno. Slow-burn romance?

🤔 — what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most?

Fight-scenes.

😁 — what’s your favorite part about being part of the rpc?

Meeting people with similar interests.

😤 — what do you dislike the most about being part of the rpc?

Call-out culture. Feels like so many people are oversensitive.

💻 — how many friends have you made in the rpc? feel free to tag a few of them!

Quite a few, many of whom no longer RP.

🎧 — do you write while listening to music/podcasts/videos/etc, or do you need total silence?

Either works for me. Silence or music.

😀 — are there any rpc mutuals that you’ve met irl before?

Yes, but not from the MHA community.

😳

— what was your most embarrassing moment in the rpc?

I can’t recall any.

🫂 — how many friends are in your irl friend group(s)?

Like, 5.

🎉 — what are some of your favorite things to do with your irl friends?

We all live in different states but we used to go to anime conventions, before Covid happened.

😗 — what are some of your favorite things to do when you have some time to yourself?

Write. Listen to music. Play games.

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

1. I have a large collection of plushies, including a collected set that would be worth approximately $1000+ if I sold them on ebay.

2. One of my ball pythons, Marble, is a chimera and was hatched from the very first clutch of eggs bred by me (I no longer breed, they are all pets).

3. I used to be terrified of spiders and I’m still not comfortable holding them/handling them (not that they like being held/handled to begin with) but having to care for them has helped me otherwise completely get over my fear.

[noahsresources]

MUNDAY  ASKS !

🌈 — name(s) & pronouns 🎈 — gender and/or sexuality 🎂 — age and/or birthday 🕗 — time zone 💕 — single or taken? ⭐️ — sun, moon, & rising signs, if known 💭 — MBTI and/or enneagram, if known ❓ — three adjectives that describe you ❤️ — what are some of your best qualities? 💔 — what are some of your worst qualities? ✨ — what would you change about yourself, if anything? 💘 — what and/or who do you consider near and dear to you? 🚗 — what vehicle(s) do you drive? ✈️ — ever traveled anywhere interesting? ⌨️ — what operating system(s) do you use? 📱 — mobile or desktop version of tumblr? 🖥 — favorite platform besides tumblr? 🎮 — favorite video game(s)? 🖱 — any cool devices/tool(s) of the trade? (i.e. type of mouse, monitor, keyboard, tablet, etc) 💍 — any piercings? 💎 — want any (more) piercings? 🖊 — any tattoos? 🔏 — want any (more) tattoos? 🎄 — favorite holiday(s)? 🍝 — favorite food(s)? 🍦 — favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍰 — favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🐶 — any pets? 😍 — celebrity crush(es)? 😊 — any career desires? 📚 — if you’re in college, what’s your level (undergrad, grad, phd, etc) and/or degree program? 😖 — what annoys you? 🎶 — favorite song at the moment? 📕 — favorite book/series? 🧶 — any non-writing hobbies/interests? 📺 — favorite movie(s) and/or tv show(s)? 📇 — does your url have a meaning? if so, what is it? ✏️ — how long have you been roleplaying on tumblr? ✍️ — what other platforms have you roleplayed on? 🗒 — what is/are your favorite genre(s)/theme(s) to write? 🤔 — what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most? 😁 — what’s your favorite part about being part of the rpc? 😤 — what do you dislike the most about being part of the rpc? 💻 — how many friends have you made in the rpc? feel free to tag a few of them! 🎧 — do you write while listening to music/podcasts/videos/etc, or do you need total silence? 🤗 — are there any rpc mutuals that you’d like to meet irl? 😀 — are there any rpc mutuals that you’ve met irl before? 💖 — what was one of the greatest/happiest moments you’ve had in the rpc? 🖤 — what was one of the worst/most depressing moments you’ve had in the rpc? 😳 — what was your most embarrassing moment in the rpc? 🎁 — what have you accomplished in the rpc that you’re proud of? 🫂 — how many friends are in your irl friend group(s)? 🎉 — what are some of your favorite things to do with your irl friends? 😗 — what are some of your favorite things to do when you have some time to yourself? 💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

[hellurdur]

206 QUESTIONS

Pick a question and I'll answer

Then I'll pick and you'll answer

#till we're tired#

Anyone that fails to answer, will subscribe the other person's phone.

1:Do u still love your ex?🌏❤

2:Will u marry me?😕

3:Are u in love?😶

4:Do u like me?😏

5:Can we date?👀

6:Are u single?😴

7:Can I be your bestie?😇

8:Can I be your gf/bf?😉

9: Let's be frnds wif benefits?🔥

10:Send me your nude?😋

11:What ll u do if we where locked in a room for 2 hrs?😎

12:Let's be fuck buddies?😜

13: Seduce me when we meet?😒

14:something u love about me?😍

15:Write a paragraph about me?💓

16:Who is your favourite person to chat with?😌

17:Who do u hate?🤨

18:Date me or pass?🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♀

19:Send me a screen shot of the chat with your crush😈

20:Confess to me something deep😠

21:Put a pic of me on your status an take it off after 2 minutes🙃

22:kiss for an hour?😋

24: What's your nickname?

25:How would u describe me atleast 6 lines😗

26:Put me as your status saying my boo🦋

27:Write my name on your status with a heart❤

28:Propose to me💍

29:Send me your sexy pic🔥

30:Send me your sexiest pic💥

31:Write my name on your status saying u love me🙊

32:Would u choose food or me🤤

33:Tell your bestie u like me😀

34:The best thing we did together🤭

35:Tell me your deepest secret🤪

36:Whose your boy bestie ?😁

37:Whose your girl bestie?😄

38:Smash or pass?👌

39:Ever lied to your crush?✌

40:Ever cried for love?😭

41:Ever dreamt about me?😱

42:Tell me something to make me blush😊

43:Post on your status u love me till the moon and back😂

44:Do u consider me a gud friend?👥

45:Can I be your bestie?👫

46:Post a pic of me on your status saying my bestie TLT🤷‍♀

47:Tell me if u see me as a angel or a devil?🧚‍♀👿

48:Tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time🧐

49:Hug me next time u see me👩🧑

50:Tell me a secret about u?😨

51:Tell the person u hate u love them🤣

52:Tell the person u love u hate them😃

53:Post on your status in pain😢

54:Wright my name and your name on your status for 1 day🙈

55:Be my slave for 2 days🤩

56:send me your boob pic you can't say no tho

56²: pic in panty only😋

57:Tell me something u have never told anyone😛

58:Rate me out of 10⭐

59:Where do u see our friendship in a months time💫

60:Whats on your mind?🤔

61:Send me a 100 hearts an say u love me 💖

62:What atrackts u to me the most?❣

63:Let's have sex on the first date 👙

64:Put my pic and write we had a great night 😍

65:Tell the person who broke your Virginia 😁

66:let's fuck for a night🤪

67:Tell someone u love them🤤

68:Send me a v.n saying BABY I LOVE U💞

69:Send me a song witch reminds u of me💝

70:Tell someone u crying for me💟

71:Tell someone #with your name for no reason😂

72:Hug me tight next time u see me🙈😍

73:Send me your naughtiest pic☠

74:will we be together in the future?💙

75:What would u prefer singing or dancing with me?🗣

76:Keep your breath in for 1hour😶

77:Send me 3 photos of u that u think is cute✨🌹

78:Tell me anything over a v.n🌈

79:Kiss me on the chick next time u see me☺🙈

80: Send me $2 ecocash💰

81:What would u want our relation to be?🤔

82:Give me 10 kisses😙

83:What would u do if I asked u out?🙈

84:Bribe someone😆

85:Am I naughty?😜

86:Would u take me with u to a party?🎉

87:Would u like to sing with me?🎤

88:Buy me a chocolate🍫

89:Tell someone there hot🔥

90:Eat a ladybug🐞

91:Tell someone they look like an alien 👽

92:Send me a cute message😱😳

93:Send me a new contact😒

94:Ask someone do they love u?😘

95:Are u a lazy person?

96:Cry for 2 hours😭

97:Send me one of your beautiful pics😱98:Send me one of 9 your most embarrassing pics

99. Thoughts on me?

100. Would you ever date me?

101. Birthday

102. Worst mistake

103. Ur greatest fear

104. Crush

105. Best colour

106. Do u or have u smoked?

107. Do u drink alcohol?

108. Do u go for nyt parties?

109. Last time u cried and wat caused it

110. Ur dreams

111. Have u or do u masturbate?

112. Happiest moment

113. Best memory

114. Last kiss and wit who

115. Do you watch porn?

116. Your best body part

117. Ever been fucked hard nd u cried?

118. Complete d**k

119. Complete p***y

120. Ur most enjoyable sex,tel me abt it in details

121. Full name

122. If u have d chance wil u date me?

123. Will u kiss me?

124. Kiss or hug

125. Favorite song

126. Favorite movie

127. Ever kissed a same gender person?

128. Do u love bj?

129. Send me ur number

130. Ever maked out?

131. Wanna explore me?

132. Wanna kiss me?

133. Wanna fuck me?

134. Wanna date me?

135. Ever been abused?

136. Best hubby

137. Tel me 3 deepest secrets

138. Send me ur nude pics or porn videos

139. Favorite body part of ur opposite gender

140. Big dicks or normal dicks

141. Big pussy or normal pussy

142. Promise to kiss me wen we meet

143. Tell me how u really feel about me

144. Tell me a story

145. Do u wear bra?

146. Do u always wear pant?

147. Promise to watch porn wit me or gv me a Bj

148. Will u let me finger u or stroke ur dick?

149. Wat age did u have ur first sex

150. Wat year did u have ur first sex

151. Player or loyal

152. Single or taken

153. Have you ever been played?

154. Have you ever played someone?

155. Tell me an erotic story

156. Last sex

157. Ever had sex wit a same gender person?

158. Use my pic as ur dp for 1 week

159. Send me ur breast or chest picture

160. Do u sex chat?

161. If u see me naked, wat will u do

162. Shy or bold

163. Ever slept naked?

164. Virgin?

165. Wat turns u on

166. What do you love doing the most

167. Ever begged for sex?

168. D craziest tin u have ever done

169. Best friend

170. Ever had sex?

171. Age

172. Are you naughty?

173. Naughtiest tin u have ever done

174. Ever exchanged nude?

175. Buy me a gift

176. Wil you let me touch you?

177. Do you love me?

178. How do you want d dick or pussy to be.

179. Sex chat with me

180. Have some mistakenly seeing ur dick or pussy?

181. What gets u wet

182. Last time u felt like having sex

183. Favorite clothes

184. Ask me anything

185. Promise to have sex with me

186. Nickname

187. Favorite sex position

188. How long do you want sex to be.

189. Do you love sex?

190. Something u will change about yourself

191. Send me two of your sexiest pics

192. Tell me how you had ur last time sex in details

193. How much do you enjoy sex

194. Tell me things you want from me.

195. Hard fuck or normal

196. Send me 2 pics of your dick

197. Send me 2 pics of your pussy

198. Hairy dick/pussy or shaved

199. Send me your dance videos

200. Will you fuck me?

201. Ever fucked someone you don't love?

202. What do you like in a girl

203. What do you like in a boy

204. Tell me things you want us to do together

205. Send me a sex video of yourself

Ask away, I’m really bored.

[dinosmatequeerup]

This is very cringe but whatever.

HI

hello😗

My name is Liam but you can call me Li 😁

I’m 18 and bisexual.

Umm my favorite color is DARK emerald green hehe

I genuinely just want everyone to be nice to everyone and respect people for being people because at the end of the day we all bleed red, we all die, and we all have feelings.

VERY ✨f r u i t y✨

I am lonely

My stan list:

- ot5💚💙❤️🇮🇪💛

- Harry Styles🍌

- Louis Tomlinson🥕

- Liam Payne 🥄

- Niall Horan 🇮🇪

- DJ Zayn Malik🎤

- Ashe💋

- Julie and the Phantoms👻 (Luke is mine🥰🔪)

- Larry💙💚 (duh I love Love)

- Ziam❤️💛

- Harry Potter (NOT that transphobic author tho🤢🤮)

- 5SOS 5️⃣🥈☀️ (hehe get it?😀)

- Olivia Rodrigo��

- Demi Lovato (we love non-binary legends)

- Sam Smith (ALSO A NON-BINARY LEGEND)

- Ed Sheeran (🎶I have loved you since we were 18🎶

- Edvin Rydings 💍

- Omar Rudberg 💍

Tbh that’s kinda it.

Favorite shows:

- Love, Victor

- Criminal Minds

- Julie and the Phantoms (obviously)

- Grey’s Anatomy

- Lucifer

- New Girl

- Schitt’s Creek

- Gilmore Girls (I hate Rory tho)

- Henry Danger🙂

Fun little facts about me I guess:

- my birthday is January 2

- I am 18

- I’m a Slytherin *hiss hiss*

- Draco Malfoy can have my gay children

- I LOVE DINOSAURS 🦕 🦖

- EXTREMELY DEPRESSED

- I WRITE SONGS😅

- I CRY A LOT GET USED TO IT :)

- I have one yellow lab named Tucker and my other one passed in July 2023 named Chief.

Well that’s pretty much it tbh.

Remember let people be people

xx Liam

Here are my pups :)

Tucker on left Chief on right

[frogtanii]

embarrassed ft. matsukawa issei

wc. 2.7k (???)

warnings. SMUT, not proofread lol, mutual pining (??), friends to lovers (???), cunnilingus lmao, no dom/sub dynamics, well actually dom&sub issei if you squint rlly hard hehe, kinda cute, embarrassed issei <3, also one (1) WAP reference

an. it’s 2:30 am and i have no idea why i wrote this and who for???? i got the idea from a 🦋😳🙈✨ audio and was immediately inspired idk, sorry if it’s bad i lichrally have no idea since i didn’t read it after it was done :p

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

it wasn’t like matsukawa issei to be embarrassed.

he was handsome, intelligent, and funny, not to mention he never left women wanting after a night with him.

issei was the entire package and he knew it.

beyond superficiality though, he was happy with his life. he had a great group of friends, a nice apartment all to himself and a completely normal job.

yes, being a funeral home employee wasn’t the most glamorous career a person could have but he was happy. besides, it never deterred him from getting a warm body to sleep with which was a win in his book.

all in all? his life was great!

so why did he have to go and screw it all up?

issei blames makki and the dumb flyer for the reason his life went to shit. (maybe he’s being a little dramatic, but let him have his oikawa moment.)

he was minding his own business when his best friend (recently turned enemy) burst through his apartment door with a piece of paper in his hand and a fire in his eyes.

“dude, look at this!” issei rolled his eyes, putting down his casket catalogue and turning to meet takahiro’s gaze.

“why hello to you too. remind me why i gave you a key again?”

“because you love me and because i bring shit like this to you. look!” with another long and suspiciously tooru-like sigh, issei took the crumpled paper from makki and immediately stopped in his tracks.

“makki... what the fuck is this?”

written in large pink letters and a flowery, borderline illegible font was the name, coffee and cunnilingus. upon further inspection and careful reading, it revealed itself to be a little cafe opening up about 10 minutes from issei’s apartment complex who were looking to hire “young, attractive men who are proficient at eating pussy.”

issei could feel his eyes narrow and his mouth drop open in shock as he repeated his question. “the fuck is this?”

makki shook his head excitedly, tapping to another portion of the flyer that matsukawa had not yet read. “no, no dude, just look at how much they’re paying per hour.” issei begrudgingly obliged but the minute his eyes touched the (Massive™) number, he felt a little faint.

it was a lot of money. more than the funeral home was paying, that’s for sure. with that kind of money he could move out of this suddenly dingy seeming apartment and into a nice flat in the city were he’d always wanted to live. maybe he could buy himself a nice watch or even a high-end suit to replace the one from his highschool graduation (aka the only suit he owns). with that kind of money, he could erase his student debt 3 years ahead of schedule and get his mom into a nicer place.

it was these thoughts that clouded issei’s head as he found himself standing in front of a cute looking building, matching the address on the flyer. i’ll only be working part time, he thought as he pushed the door open to reveal an equally impressing interior with curtained booths and a wide variety of coffee on the menu. i’m only doing it for extra money, he thought as he shook the owner’s hand after he finished his successful interview. no one can ever know, he thought as he dressed himself in the uniform on his first day.

thus began issei’s super secret side hustle where he ate women out for cash.

sounds worse when you say it outright but it was just working. he was good at it, the women liked him, and he was making BANK. still, there were challenges. some women refused to bathe before coming and he would have to send them to the restroom to freshen up which absolutely ruined his chances for a good tip. some women would become heavily infatuated with him, believing that they were in some sort of forbidden romance. he learned to turn them down quick and easy to avoid conflict in the workplace which furthered his space as a boss favorite. but his hardest challenge by far was meeting you.

you were one of hanamaki’s friends, having met him at one of his brief stints in retail on his search for a job. he had gotten fired but you both stayed in touch after he left, becoming really close, really fast.

issei had met you first when takahiro had invited you to the biweekly seijoh third-years movie night. at first, he had been pissed as an “outsider” had never been invited before and he was worried you’d ruin the vibe, especially since it was the first time in months that oikawa would be able to join them. makki vouched for you through and through and the other boys were okay with it so you were in. the second he met you, all his fears of awkwardness and discomfort faded away.

you were great.

you were hilarious, pretty, and could keep up with makki’s harsh jokes, tooru’s diva attitude, iwa’s tendency to hit (hard), and issei’s original disdain. by the end of the night, he had completely forgotten why he didn’t want you there in the first place.

from then on, you were a staple in their little friend group. you were added to the groupchat where you balanced memes with spouts of deep wisdom and you were ever so reliable, always there if any of them needed it.

yeah, you were great. that’s where the problems started.

issei’s feelings for you quickly went from platonic to romantic, faster than you can say godzilla. he hadn’t even recognized that he was falling for you until it was way too late. normally, he wouldn’t have a problem confessing to you but because of his newly found ...occupation, he was too nervous. how would you take it that he was basically a glorified prostitute? ok, that wasn’t exactly what he did but still! you’d probably find him disgusting and horrible and leave the friend group forever. then he’d have to deal with oikawa’s senseless whining and makki’s subtle digs, blaming him for your departure. yeah, he wasn’t going to put himself through that so he decided to keep his mouth shut.

too bad he didn’t have any control over makki’s.

you and takahiro had been on a little friend-date at mcdonald’s after you’d had a long and frustrating shift. you just wanted to vent, expressing your general hate for your job and desperate need for stress relief.

that’s when makki opened his (big, stupid) mouth and suggested that you visit a little place called coffee and cunnilingus. you nearly choked on your fries at the title before quickly pressing him for details. thankfully, he had the decency not to expose that issei worked there but he had not done a good enough job convincing you not to go there. not that it would’ve mattered. your curiosity was peaked and your libido was high so why not try out the weird cafe where you let a complete stranger stick his tongue inside you?

it was settled. you were going to go and you were going to get eaten out and you were going to like it!

or at least that is what you repeated in your head as you walked to the address on your phone before taking a deep breath and walking inside.

“hello, welcome to coffee and cunnilingus, how might i pleasure you this afterno— yn?” issei’s eyes widened as they met your equally bewildered ones, the both of you staring at each other in shock.

“matsukawa-san, is everything alright?” a large hand rested on issei’s shoulder, startling him out of his thoughts and forcing him to break (horrified) eye contact with you and move it onto his boss who was now looking down on him menacingly.

“y-yes sir, everything is fine!” he squeaked out, hating the way his voice cracked on his first syllable. his boss looked at him suspiciously but thankfully didn’t press.

“well, since nothing is wrong, take this beautiful young woman to a booth where you will assist her!” the hand resting on issei’s shoulder slowly squeezed, making him wince in pain. the pain was only an afterthought though to the larger implication of his boss’ words. he’s going to assist you. assist as in pleasure. pleasure as in eat you out.

holy shit, you were going to pass out.

apparently, issei had the same thought process as you, his face whitening like a sheet. “m-me? but sir i-“

“do your job matsukawa-san!” his boss cut him off with a forced smile. all issei could do was nod and silently lead you off to a closed booth near the back or lose his job. you stayed close behind him but remained quiet, absolutely terrified of breaking the silence and ruining the bubble you had created.

you finally reached the booth in question. issei gently opened the curtain and motioned for you to get it, to which you obliged and he followed just behind.

the moment the curtain closed, you were enveloped in an awkward silence and tense atmosphere, neither of you speaking or looking at one another for fear of one of you running out. after what felt like hours, you opened your mouth to speak, not realizing issei had thought the same thing.

“so-“

“i-“

you finally made eye contact with him and burst into the laughter, the tension quickly broken. it took a full minute or two for the both of you to calm down, the absurdity of the entire situation finally catching up with you.

“you first,” issei said, wiping tears from the corners of his eyes while fixing you with an intense gaze swirled with an emotion you couldn’t quite place but it made butterflies bubble up in your stomach. you quickly turned your gaze to the comfortable seat beneath you, your fingers playing with the red stitching while you thought of what you had wanted to say.

“are you any good?” your hand flew up to cover your mouth as your cheeks filled with heat, the embarrassment of your words catching up to you. you hadn’t meant to say that but when you opened your mouth to apologize, you were stopped in your tracks by the lovely sound of issei’s full-bodied laughter filling the tiny booth.

you had heard it just moments earlier but without the sound of your own giggles drowning it out, you couldn’t help but think that he sounded beautiful. you basked in the sound as it slowly trailed off back into silence. now it was you doing the staring making issei look off with a red face and a heart threatening to pound out of his chest.

“y-yeah i’m pretty good. you want to try? me, i mean?” his words nearly leave you gasping, your brain working overtime to try and comprehend what he was saying to you.

“only if y-you want to? what do you want issei?” you whispered, suddenly unable to find your voice. you wanted this to be okay for him too; you didn’t want him to be uncomfortable even though you wanted him more than you could verbally express. despite the embarrassment and fear of rejection lingering under your skin, you stared at him, awaiting his answer. a tiny minuscule nod came from him and you internally shook your head. you needed to hear him.

“i need you to say it, issei.” your words, while quiet, were firm and issei felt himself hardening in his uniform slacks. he swallowed in his increasingly drying mouth before opening his mouth to respond.

“i want to eat your pussy. can i?”

shit.

your own voice was stolen by his words and all you could give him was a nod before he was on you.

issei didn’t waste any time falling to his knees, pulling your panties down, and hiking your skirt up to your stomach, revealing your glistening folds to his hungering eyes.

“fuck, you’re so wet,” is all the warning you get before he’s licking a long stripe up you from entrance to clit before he’s sucking the hard, sensitive nub into his mouth. your eyes immediately rolled back into your head, your hips instinctively bucking up into his mouth while a gasped moan of issei left your lips.

if he could bottle your moans and use them whenever he pleased, he would, the sound sending another pulse of arousal to his already hard cock. he was tempted to reach down and pull himself out of his trousers but he denied himself. this was about you; you and your wet ass pussy.

issei continued his ministrations on your clit, circling it with his tongue before pulling it into his mouth while his hand was ready to get busy. it crept up your thigh, sending shivers down your spine until it reached your sopping entrance, two of his fingers teasing the slit before delving in to the third knuckle.

the moan you let out is borderline animalistic as your body sends another wave of slick pulsing out over his hand. he groaned into your cunt at your tightness, his mind only imagining him deep within you while you squeeze him for all he’s got.

the amount of slick you produced made it easy for him to add a third finger, thrusting them in and out while also crooking them upwards in search for your special spot that would have you seeing stars. it took him a little prodding but he knew he found it when your back arched, your hand came down into his hair, and you whimpered out a string of curses.

“that’s it baby, cmon, you’re doing so well, wanna see you come apart for me,” he all but growled against your clit before delving back in with a higher intensity, his desperation for you to come winning out his desire to tease you and drag this out as long as possible.

with his incessant pressure on your g-spot and his lips suctioned around your clit, it wasn’t long before he got what he wanted.

“isseiisseiisseiissei, i’m coming, i’m coming-oh fuck!” you screamed as you clenched and gushed all over his fingers, your entire body caving in with the intensity of your orgasm. his fingers were practically forced from your spasming cunt but they quickly found a place rubbing your nub side to side as fast as possible. the overwhelming urge to pee came over you and you shook your head, trying to push his hand away.

“no, no, give it to me, i know you can,” issei groaned, his eyes locked on your dripping pussy. the pleasure he was giving came to a head at his words and you felt a clear liquid escape from your tired, overstimulated cunt, your mouth opening in a silent moan before collapsing back on the seat.

the sight proved to be too much for issei as he felt his body tense, his own orgasm washing over him as he emptied himself into his boxers. he fell back onto the ground, in shock of himself coming entirely untouched. he’d never done it before but of course it was you that would bring it out of him. a smile spread across his face at the thought, his head tilting back as he laughed, catching the attention of your worn body.

“what’re y’laughing at?” you slurred, cringing a little at how fucked out you sounded but issei didn’t seem to mind, his face glowing while covered in your slick and cum.

“nothing, nothing, but uh, i have a question.” you felt your heart leap to your chest, your mind already racing with the possibilities. he’s going to say this was a mistake, that we’re just better off as friends. oh god, what if he says i stunk? or the worst pussy he’s ever had? or what if—

“want to go and get a coffee?” he asked, the smile still plastered on his face but with an uncharacteristic hint of shyness. the butterflies were back in your stomach as you shyly nodded before allowing him to help clean you up and standing, not missing how he slipped your lacy underwear deep into one of his pockets.

issei’s hand found its way into yours as he said goodbye to his coworkers and boss before leading you out of the cafe, watching you tell an animated retelling of the bullshit that occurred at your job with a warm grin on his face and pink cheeks.

it might not be like matsukawa issei to be embarrassed but if it resulted in getting you by his side? he would do it again and again.