#wr leila

[letsbenditlikebennett]

[pm] Hi Alex, it's Leila. Hope you're doing well! I have a very, very, very large box of several different outfits for one sixteen-foot skeleton. I'm open all week, so if you want to stop by and pick it up, feel free to pop in any time.

[pm] The skeleton should keep slaying with the outfits year round I think. Thanks for making these, Leila... and happy new year!

[stainedglasstruth]

I know I'm just repeating myself at this point, but I do appreciate it. <3

I actually may need to finally stop by the shop sometime soon. Some of my clothes did get kind of ruined. by slime i hate this stupid town sometimes Maybe you can help me find a few things, give me some opinions or suggestions or something.

It's a hard situation to be in. I'm sorry! I really do wish I could be more help...

If there's anything I can do to help, please just let me know.

[wickedsrest-rp]

What’s new in town?:

Is it aliens? Is it cryptids? Is there about to be a rip in the sky to another dimension? No one knows what’s causing these frequent skyquakes, but some suspect it might have something to do with all the missing Resters. Check out our first plot of the week of Season 2 for ways to interact!

Wicked’s Rest is celebrating the winter season with its Frost Bites Festival! Check out our ongoing seasonal event for a winter market, ugly sweaters, teleporting reindeer, Krampus, and so much more.

Slayer circles and the regulars at the Masque are all spreading the word about an outbreak of blutsaugers that are running rampant around Sunset Spire. The remoteness of the cemetery has allowed for them to go unchecked, but sooner or later, something is going to have to be done.

The movies at the Midnight Drive-In tend to be rudely interrupted by skyquakes. They've decided to own it and let the quakes enhance the experience by playing only kaiju movies.

The bulletin boards at the WR Community Center are filling up with complaints about all of the noise. Can't the town do something about that?

Starters:

Regan's wondering about the source of the skyquakes.

Chris is open for Valentine's Day work! Get your photos here!

Mateo is wondering about all the old-timey looking folks in town...

Teagan wants to know where the hell the birds have gone.

Leila is about to join in on the 'period dress' fun everyone else seems to be having.

Frankie is having some reindeer troubles...

Zofia wants to know what a good diet for a seagull is.

Get your Valentine's Day baked goods from Jonas before it's too late! That's not meant to be ominous.

Alistair thinks we should probably be getting in touch with the EPA...

[muertarte]

PARTIES: @amonstrousdream @muertarte

TIMING: The night of this

SUMMARY: Metzli panics that they are a danger to everyone. Leila tries to stop them.

WARNINGS: References to past Emotional Abuse, Accidental Domestic Abuse (nothing serious, a one-second wrist grab)

Despite not needing sleep, exhaustion hit Metzli like a train, their mind screeching as it attempted to stop. Their eyes remained closed for a few extra moments longer, the sensation of Leila’s body against theirs doing well to keep their mind from straying too far. It was strange, Metzli thought, to have torn through hundreds of bodies only hours ago, and yet be holding someone so gently and reverently.

They opened their eyes, looking at Leila with a building worry. All the worries and fears they had long since bid farewell to came rushing back with a vengeance. Metzli’s entire body tensed, a shudder surging through them as images of the fear on Wynne’s face flashed in their mind. Then Arden’s. And Zack’s, even if that was more towards the damage painting the room and not the image of them covered in war. 

Panic’s claws dug into Metzli, a horrible sensation of pins attacking their chest and fingertips. Their breath hitched, and they quickly rose to sit up, panting. As much as they tried, Metzli was coming to the conclusion that they’d never be able to change what they truly were. Zack, Wynne, and Arden had seen it, and now they probably—and rightfully—feared Metzli. They sat at the edge of the bed, and looked back at Leila, wondering when she’d look at them that way. It was something they couldn’t let happen. They’d never forgive themself if they gave Leila a reason to fear them. 

She had to be protected. Everyone did.

“I have to go.” Their voice was emptier than ever as they sped away from the bed and to the closet, a poor attempt to not feel the storm twisting within them. “I have to go,” Metzli repeated, body rigid with panic. “I have to go. I have to go. I have to go.”

Something was wrong. 

Leila had been laying there for god knew how long, tucked close to Metzli, grateful that they were okay, they were okay- but something in the silence made a pit grow in her stomach. She’d scanned over every inch of them, every line of their face, hoping she might find an answer hidden there. But it wasn’t until their eyes opened that the mare found the beginnings of proof. Worry. Fear. A wave of it crashing over their face before Leila had a moment to process it all. 

And then they were up, wrenching themself away from her as their breathing sped faster and faster out of control. “Metz…?” She was up in a moment, abandoning her spot in the bed to try and check on her partner. The pit grew larger in Leila’s stomach, a black hole of dread that threatened to swallow her up. “Hey, what’s wr-” They were off the bed in with a shot. Leila’s hand hung in the space between, a moment shy of reaching Metzli’s shoulder. 

I have to go. “Metz, you need to rest…” I have to go. They ran towards the closet, as far from her as quickly as they could. She wondered if this was some terrible dream she’d constructed for herself…. I have to go, I have to go, Leila clambered out of a bundle of sheets, her bare feet on the floor matching rhythm with a quickening heartbeat. I have to go. “Go where?”

There didn’t need to be much packing, not when the place being traveled to wasn’t even set. Regardless, Metzli felt like they were already behind, their prison waiting for them to rush in. “No. No. No.” Worry began to tremble their voice, a soft desperation clinging to it as they rummaged around their closet. “No rest. No rest. No rest…” It sounded breathless and quietly urgent, legs beginning to pace in circles instead of marching to a specific goal. 

What was it anyway? What were they doing? 

Metzli bumped into Leila in the midst of their panic, recalling what they needed to do. She didn’t deserve a monster, and Metzli certainly didn’t believe they deserved the warmth she offered them without hesitation. She didn’t know better, but they did. Metzli knew what they were, and they needed to protect the people they loved from their murderous and bloody hands. Save them from being spattered and stained with their violence.

“M-Monster. Monster. Monster…I-I…need…y-you are in danger.” A pause, eyes wide with irrational panic staring into Leila. “I have to go. I have to go. I have to go.” Metzli tugged at their hair, the needles making their scalp itch. They needed a plan to set in motion, but they hardly had the capacity to think past the cacophony of voices thundering in their head, and echoing into themself repeatedly. It was made even worse by the memories of everyone’s fear being worn so plainly on their expressions. “You are not safe with me. Not safe. Not safe.” That’s when a thought came to mind, an old one. Not quite unlike the place they just left. Metzli needed a new basement. They needed to be locked up like before. A terrifying thought, but they supposed there was a reason both their parents and sire shut them away.

Eloy was right. Eloy was right. Eloy was right.

They hurried about from one place to the other in the closet, looking for… something- she wasn’t quite sure what- all the while murmuring things that didn’t quite make sense repeatedly to themself. Fear. Leila was far too familiar with the sound of it. The way it made a voice shake and stammer… the way it looked in a person’s eyes, glossy and wide… But she’d never thought she would find that sound or look in Metzli. Not when they were talking to her… looking at her… 

Metzli bumped into her and the fear-soaked-panic that drove them from their bed and set them to packing turned into the worst words Leila had ever heard. I have to go. The mare tried to rationalize what they were saying- what were they saying? going where? she wasn’t in- I have to go. “M’amour, I’m not in danger… you’re not a monster…” Words tumbled from her lips but got swallowed up by I have to go. They tugged at their hair, a tempest in their mind that would not let up keeping that fear firmly set in it’s place. 

Without thinking, she reached out in an attempt to gently extract the fingers that were tightly wound in their hair. “Metzli… Metzli, please… Está bien cariño, I’m safe. You aren’t a monster. I’m safe with you-”

Leila wasn’t getting it, and she wouldn’t. This facade that had been created was something she drank readily despite it being poison. No matter what Metzli believed they could finally be, it was wrong. And they finally understood what the meaning behind ‘If you love someone, let them go,’ was. Metzli was a blood-soaked monster, painting Leila with every touch. 

How long until she was consumed by it? How long until they ruined her? Metzli couldn’t let that happen. They wouldn’t.

“You are not safe!” They yelled, eyes meeting Leila’s and nails digging into their scalp. “No one is safe around me. This is why master locked me away. I am just…just…” Metzli tensed and when Leila’s fingers grazed their hand, the needles surging deeper into their skin. There was only one way to react, something they couldn’t stop. “No!” With their exclamation, Metzli grabbed Leila’s wrist with a bruising grip. They let go in an instant, the act calamitous and wrong.

“I am–Leila…I…” She truly wasn’t safe. Not as long as she was around Metzli. They couldn’t protect her from anything, not even them. “I am sorry.” They said it once, everything going wickedly calm and quiet. “I have to-I have to…” A swallow, “I have to protect you. Everyone. Not supposed to hurt people you love. Not supposed—” Metzli slid past Leila, careful to not side-swipe her in the process. “I will not do it again. I will not. I will not.” Looking toward the door, Metzli tensed their hand through their hair. “I will lock myself and it will be fixed.”

She flinched. 

She hadn’t meant to- she wasn’t scared of Metzli. Never had been, never would. But some piece of the long dead girl she had been, the one who remained locked away and buried deep inside of her, couldn’t help but shrink at a raising voice. Leila’s memory had grown fuzzy after centuries, but she remembered his voice, too loud and too angry. That wasn’t Metzli’s voice- even when they yelled, there wasn’t anger. Just that same fear. 

They grabbed her wrist, and she sucked in a breath in surprise. As quickly as they grabbed her, they let go, as if she was some white hot coal and had only just realized it. She knew better, Leila thought, they were panicking and she shouldn’t have gotten so close so quick, she knew better- “It’s alright…” The words got choked out, forced past the wall of stunned silence. “You didn’t hurt me–” But Metzli wasn’t listening. They were walking around her, painfully cautious not to touch her, eyes fixed on the door across the room. 

Leila scurried out of the closet, trying to place herself between Metzli and the door. “You aren’t something that people need protection from, Metzli! I don’t need protection from you. I just need you–” Lock themself?? Her mind was whirling about like an out of control carousel, like she was trapped inside the worst nightmare she had ever had. Worse than the ones that had slowly killed her. Only now, there was no waking up. “Don’t lock yourself up, you don’t need to lock yourself up! Just- talk to me, Metzli, this doesn’t make sense… Don’t go…”

Leila’s reaction was evidence enough, proof that the monster they had tried so hard to kill was still within them, and it was hungry thing that she was watching in front of her with a hint of terror. There truly was no other choice. “I have to. I have to. I have to.” Legs moved on instinct, the same never-ending circular path. “I will never hurt you again.” Metzli promised, forcing their legs to comply and stop in front of their partner. The only woman they’ve ever loved. Leila looked so broken and hurt, the fear of abandonment not lost on the vampire. But Metzli wasn’t leaving her, and if they could stay, they would.

“My heart is still yours.” It still didn’t make sense, saying those words when their heart was still in their chest, but if anyone could hold it without ripping it out, it would be Leila. “You deserve better. I-I-I do not belong.” Metzli connected their forehead to Leila’s, a selfish act. They needed to feel her skin against theirs just one more time so they could have the ghost of her touch remaining. “Everyone I love will be safe.” Their lips connected deeply, passionately. A goodbye without words. When they parted, Metzli let the numbness consume them, willing themself to tear themself away before they made the wrong choice.

“I will put the monster away.” Metzli stood straight, pain threatening to crash through their shield. “I will miss you.” They almost broke then, but they held their ground, steeling themself as they burst into a limped sprint, straight out the door.

If their heart was hers, then why were they leaving? “No, no, no, no…” Her voice had grown so small, so quiet. Wake up, wake up, this is a dream, you’ll wake up and this will all be a dream. It was a lie, Leila knew it was a lie, but it was one she prayed would become true. Tears rolled down her cheeks, staining her face with that strange shimmering stuff of nightmares. Wake up, wake up, wake up… “You belong- with me, with Honey, with Cass and Osito- don’t go… don’t go, please don’t go-” 

They silenced her with a kiss. Leila had kissed those lips so many times now, but never had she had a kiss that felt so final. They had decided for the two of them and hadn’t given her a choice in the matter. Metzli was leaving. She tried to make the kiss last, tried to hold on for as long as she could, but Metzli won out, always the stronger one… 

And then they were gone. 

Leila stood frozen in the bedroom, practically swallowed up in the now-too-large-too-empty space, staring at the place where her partner had once stood. If it had been a dream, she would have woken up by now. But she was herself a nightmare, dead and gone and not capable of waking from her own bad dreams. A sob rose in her throat as her legs gave out and the woman sat on the floor. Alone. Again. Of all the nightmares Leila had in life, of all the dreams that had plagued her until her heart gave out… this was worse. 

This was far worse.

[yuriplisetsky-rp]

Well, that was a competition and a half. Mila won her second title. It was kind of a mistake-filled thing, though, but Mila and Sara were great. And hey, baba, where the fuck did those Triple Axel’s come from?

Free

Sara Crispino - ITA - 161.41 WR

Mila Babicheva - FSR - 161.33

Kamiko Ikeda - JPN - 155.18

Ashley Rodriguez - USA - 155.05

Aura Nosdod - USA - 153.51

Svetlana Kuznetkova - FSR - 148.67

Carina Allard - BEL - 146.16

Sakura Hisakawa - JPN - 145.54

Veronika Petrova - FSR - 142.54

Hanako Furutani - JPN - 132.62

Felda Brunner - AUT - 131.59

Alana Teale - USA - 131.46

Myung-so Kam - KOR - 128.02

Anastasia Vetrova - AZE - 125.35

Anu-Lisa Raidma - EST - 121.82

Katherine Sideris - CAN - 117.01

Teresia Stahlberg - SWE - 116.52

Derrika Weber - GER - 113.71

Magdalena Fabiani - BUL - 113.55

Leila Nikolaidze - GEO - 109.12

Liling Ruan - CHN - 103.98

Klara Hazukova - CZE - 96.33

Amanda Miller - GBR - 95.31

Kaarina Takala - FIN - 83.00

Overall

Mila Babicheva - FSR - (2, 2) - 241.40 WR @milababichevashere

Sara Crispino - ITA - (3, 1)  - 241.32

Ashley Rodriguez - USA - (5, 4) - 232.06

Aura Nosdod - USA - (4, 5) - 230.77

Kamiko Ikeda - JPN - (8, 3) - 227.37

Svetlana Kuznetkova - FSR - (7, 6) - 224.04

Sakura Hisakawa - JPN - (9, 8) - 216.92

Hanako Furutani - JPN - (1, 10) - 213.70

Carina Allard - BEL - (12, 7) - 213.44

Myung-so Kam - KOR - (6, 13) - 203.65

Veronika Petrova - FSR - (17, 9) - 203.36

Alana Teale - USA - (10, 12) - 203.32

Felda Brunner - AUT - (13, 11)- 198.77

Anastasia Vetrova - AZE - (14, 14) - 189.46

Katherine Sideris - CAN - (11, 16) - 185.78

Anu-Lisa Raidma - EST - (20, 15) - 181.47

Teresia Stahlberg - SWE - (16, 17) - 178.10

Magdalena Fabiani - BUL - (18, 19) - 173.52

Derrika Weber - GER - (12, 18) - 172.80

Leila Nikolaidze - GEO - (19, 20) - 169.01

Liling Ruan - CHN - (23, 21) - 162.79

Klara Hazukova - CZE - (22, 22) - 155.14

Amanda Miller - GBR - (24, 23) - 153.46

Kaarina Takala - FIN - (15, 24) - 146.54

[margokesses]

As wr all know white writers only know two moves black characters with white characters or slap a black character with another one that comes out of nowhere or with another black character even if they have never talked

good god that sam/misty and monica/adam got saved of those two tropes

Right?? Like they'll create this random black character to be the love interest and then they're never mentioned again. Its what happened with sam and his first girlfriend Leila.

But yeah glad those 2 couples exist!!

Send me asks

[laughashleyjay]

School shootings and stragglings

[themanguidemg]

NFL Draft Day: Hottest WAGs On Instagram

The 2017 NFL Draft is upon us and the amount of drama surrounding this annual spectacle promises to make this a must-watch event. Like with every draft before it, this year’s NFL ritual has the power to transform lives and potentially make or break entire NFL franchises.

What’s at stake for many pro-hopefuls is countless millions in salary and bonuses and the opportunity to play for a storied franchise or the possibility of watching round after round go by without so much as a nod from a pro team. It’s literally a gut-wrenching experience for all but a few of the sports truly elite players.

Beyond the money and glory, lies one other major NFL perk that’s difficult to value on paper. And that’s the possibility of dating or marrying the hottest women on the planet. With this in mind, we’ve put together a list of the Top 15 NFL WAGs (wives and girlfriends). Now we’re not saying these guys wouldn’t have landed such beauties had they become insurance salesmen or car mechanics instead of NFL players, but we’re pretty sure it didn’t hurt their chances.

Claudia Sampedro – Julius Peppers (LB – Carolina Panthers)

Julius Peppers was the 2nd overall pick in 2002 and is currently dating model Claudia Sampedro who has appeared in several publications and music videos.

A post shared by Claudia Sampedro (@claudiasampedro) on Jan 13, 2017 at 6:22pm PST

Jessie James – Eric Decker (WR – NY Jets)

A country music singer, reality TV star, and drop-dead gorgeous wife of Eric Decker, who was drafted in the 3rd round of the 2010 draft by the Broncos.

A post shared by Jessie James Decker (@jessiejamesdecker) on Apr 13, 2017 at 6:00am PDT

Marissa Van Noy – Kyle Van Noy (LB – NE Patriots)

Kyle Van Noy just won a Superbowl ring with the Patriots but he also won off the field by putting a ring on the model Marissa Van Noy.

A post shared by Maris Van Noy (@realmarissavannoy) on Aug 10, 2016 at 3:36pm PDT

Sarah Celek – Garrett Celek (TE – San Francisco 49rs)

Garret Celek was picked up by the 49rs as an undrafted free agent. He married a former model & Hooters Dream Girl, the gorgeous Sarah Hinton.

A photo posted by Sarah Celek (@sarahcelek) on Nov 5, 2014 at 10:03pm PST

  Nicole Williams – Larry English (DE – Retired)

Larry English was the 16th overall pick of the 2009 NFL Draft. Selected by the Chargers, he has since retired. He’s currently dating the Canadian model Nicole Williams who has appeared in hundreds of publications and advertisements for several major brands.

A post shared by Nicole Williams (@justtnic) on Apr 19, 2017 at 4:45pm PDT

Kristin Cavallari – Jay Cutler (QB – Free Agent)

Currently seeking a home on the field, he should be comfortable knowing that his wife and mother of his 3 kids is Kristin Cavallari, an ex reality TV star and TV hostess.

A post shared by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Oct 8, 2016 at 6:21pm PDT

Lauren Tannehill – Ryan Tannehill (QB – Miami Dolphins)

Ryan Tannehill was selected 8th overall to be the Dolphins’ starting QB. He had already married his college girlfriend, Lauren, who gained 3,000 twitter followers overnight and became a hit on social media because of her presence at the NFL Draft.

A photo posted by laurentannehill (@laurentannehill) on Oct 12, 2014 at 3:52pm PDT

Katherine Webb-McCarron – AJ McCarron (QB – Cincinnati Bengals)

AJ McCarron was picked up in the 4th round of the 2014 draft to back up current starting QB Andy Dalton in Cincinnati. A few months later, AJ married Katherine Webb, a former beauty queen, model and TV personality, whose beauty distracted Brent Musburger and almost cost him his job.

A post shared by Katherine Webb-McCarron (@_katherinewebb) on Feb 19, 2017 at 3:45pm PST

Ariel Meredith – Hakeem Nicks (WR – Free Agent)

Hakeem Nicks was the 29th overall pick by the NY Giants in the 2009 draft. Nicks’ current girlfriend is the hugely successful model, Ariel Meredith. Meredith has worked with Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret, Cover Girl, Roca Wear, H&M, and plenty more household name brands.

A photo posted by ArielMeredith (@1arielmeredith) on Apr 28, 2015 at 9:40am PDT

Kasey Moore – Lance Moore (WR – Retired)

Lance Moore retired after 10 years in the league and managed to marry the beautiful Kasey Trione.

A post shared by Kasey Moore (@kaseytrione) on Mar 29, 2017 at 9:19am PDT

Shenae Saifi – Patrick Willis (LB – Retired)

Patrick Willis was picked up the San Francisco 49rs in 2007 with the 11th overall pick. The pro bowler is currently retired, and now has more time to spend with the on again, off again girlfriend Shenae Saifi.

A post shared by Shenae Saifi (@shenaesaifi) on Apr 9, 2017 at 11:16am PDT

Draya Michele – Orlando Scandrick (CB – Dallas Cowboys)

Orlando Scandrick was selected in the 5th round of the 2008 draft by the Dallas Cowboys. Scandrick is currently dating Draya Michele, who is an ex-Reality TV star, current model and successful businesswoman. She is also the CEO of the appropriately named Fine Ass Girls and Mint Swim clothing lines.

A post shared by Draya Michele (@drayamichele) on Feb 20, 2017 at 6:10pm PST

Leila Lopes – Osi Umenyiora (DE – Retired)

Osi Umenyiora was selected in the 2nd round in 2003, he went on to have a successful career as part of the Giants and won 2 Superbowls and Pro bowl selections. Umenyiora currently plays for the Atlanta Falcons and is married to Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes.

A post shared by Mrs Umenyiora (@officialeilalopes) on Jan 27, 2017 at 3:44pm PST

  Gisele Bundchen – Tom Brady (QB – New England Patriots)

Tom Brady was selected in the 2000 NFL Draft as a 6th round selection. He started as a 4th string QB and went on to lead the Patriots to 4 Superbowls. He is currently the world’s most talented trophy husband of the highest paid model in the world, Gisele Bundchen, and proving once again that QBs eat well.

A post shared by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) on Mar 30, 2017 at 11:12am PDT

October Gonzalez – Tony Gonzalez (TE – Retired)

Tony Gonzalez is one of the best tight ends to ever play in the NFL and he also has one of the best looking wives in October Gonzales.

A post shared by October (Tobie) Gonzalez (@octobergonz) on Feb 19, 2017 at 5:11pm PST

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[wickedsrest-rp]

Welcome to our weekly round-up! We do these every week to provide plot drops, highlight starters posted that week, and share other information about the setting. Anyone is welcome to use these bullet points in starters, plots, anons etc. Also let us know if you want us to include one of your setting-related plots in here for next week by sending us a bullet point!

What’s new in town?:

Strange crystals have overtaken the town, and touching them creates a “link” to the doomed people of Bleak Point. Some may find they have a stranger influencing their actions, while others might find their emotions amplified. The least fortunate may transform into creatures from the mines and terrorize the town. Come join the chaos of our latest POTW!

Don't forget your bug spray, kids! It's summer time and the insect life is in full force. Especially in the Common where bloodclingers have turned into their own personal all-you-can-eat buffet.

There's a new item on the menu at Driftwood Diner! Instead of your traditional chicken wings, they have something called worm wings. Yes, they're spicy. Yes, there's worms. Yes, they only come bone-in and they are worm bones! If you find yourself with an inexplicable need to do the worm dance and nestle into soil for the following days or week, don't be surprised.

For those who enjoy the finer things in life and find themselves at the Shimmering Sky Bar--- well, they may want to keep a close eye on their possessions unless they happen to be really good at scavenger hunts.

Starters:

Celebrating Speak Now TV release? Bridie is offering free entry to Tír na nÓg to anyone wearing purple

Who put a giant, smelly gym sock along Marcus' favorite path in the Common? Answers are needed

Smelly gym socks and super smelling? Yikes. Jo wants to know why all the weird stuff comes here

Leila is looking for a good jewelry cleaner so if you know someone, send them her way

Jasper is still without a face. Can someone help?

To set your mind at cheese, Beau is here to reassure the BMV is all good again so renew your license today!

Why does all her stuff say Mack? Clearly her name is Llama!

If you're good with internet slang, Lukas could really use your help

Can anyone help poor Sofie get the chickcharney out of her hair? She's having a bad time

Alright gardeners of WR, Conor's coming through with all the hot gardening tips of the summer

If Van has eaten your hay, consider this your formal apology

Please stop asking Chris to go photograph the crystals

If you have good home remedies for a broken bone, hit Teagan up

Alan seems to have lost his name. Can anyone help him get it back?

Russ wants to know if still using his zune mp3 player is weird and why he's getting strange looks

Fries? Crispy or soggy? There's one right answer, so help Jade settle this debate with her sister

Check out the new gown on display at the Party Thrifter! Leila is especially proud of this one

Can anyone help Felix find chips? The vending machine keeps spitting out random inanimate objects instead of food

Tune into Miyeon's show and enter the Fun in the Sun giveaway by sharing your worst dating stories today!

Marina is looking for someone to help her get in touch with Walt Disney. She's watched The Little Mermaid and she has some bones to pick with this Walt man

Juno wonders if the cod sandwich is really that good or if the Codfather has implemented some weird marketing ploy

While in the woods, Alex found a wallet with a tail and legs. It's a little mouthy. Please claim your cursed wallet

Have you seen this dinosaur femur? If so, please contact Dr. Regan Kavanagh

[stainedglasstruth]

@amonstrousdream replied to your post “[pm] Metzli told me you know what's going on. Can...”:

[pm] Wherever is easiest for you. I appreciate it..

​[pm] I can stop by the shop later? And, of course, I care about you two.

[stainedglasstruth]

[pm] Metzli told me you know what's going on. Can we meet? I need... I need a lot of explaining and I need to know how to protect them.

[pm] Hi, Leila. Yeah, they said you were going to reach out. Of course, where would you like to meet?

[stainedglasstruth]

Oh, that sounds rough. I very genuinely appreciate it regardless. I have some savings, thankfully, so I can stay at a hotel or something for a bit if need be. I am talking to some folks about rooming with them for a bit, so hopefully I won't have to worry about that. Not for long, at least. Hopefully.

I'm not sure about wanted ads, but I have seen flyers for neighborhood events on occasion? Also, it would probably take a bit too long for a situation like this, but again I really do appreciate the thought! You're very kind.

I am very unfortunately terrifying to allergic to all most animals, otherwise, I would offer up the back room of the shop until you find something a bit more permanent.

Do people still do wanted ads in windows of stores and stuff like that? If you want to try, you could print something up and stick it in the window here?