#wowze

[mr-weirdo-mcgee]

No sorry but lesbian should just mean women loving women. Gnc women are women stop being misogynist

Damn sending me this ask on my main, uh anyway yes very misogynistic to...what? Have a complex identity? Ah yes makes a LOTTT of sense. And again y'all hate nonbinary people, don't ya?

[areallypleasantperson]

she trappd!

[l3viat8an]

What about some mixed Simeon nsfw or kink headcanons?

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Nsfw!

just random kink / nsfw? I can do that anon!-

CW: Mixed kinks- nothing weird ‘n sleepy / rambling while I typed this so yea-

He’s a service switch! your pleasure comes first- simple as that <3

Praise kink! Duh- he loves hearing you tell him just how good he’s making you feel and how you love what he’s doing to you!! and he’s always praising you, telling you how lucky he is to have you, to touch you like this, how amazing your body is. vv soft when he gets into it.

Body worship!!! Ties in with the praise kink- Simeon gets so cute and flustered when you tell him how pretty/handsome he is while kissing him. and you know he’s going to return the favor, kissing every inch of your body, while telling you how gorgeous you are.

Mutual masturbation, Simeon fuckin’ loves it- seeing you all open and how wet you are. It’s like you’re getting yourself ready for him makes his heart race and cock throb- one of his favorite ways to do this is when he lines his hips up with the edge of the bed and ruts against it, while watching as you lean back on the headboard, just out of reach and work yourself to your orgasm separately, but together. ‘n it’s reallyyyyy sexy to watch him crawl up on the bed toward you-

You edging him!!- could be with your hand or mouth- Simeon enjoys when you get him right to the edge of release, where he’s starting to pant a little and you can feel his cock twitching and he’s soooo close, just a little more, and….no, no, no!! Why’d you pull away??? It’s so HOT mean!!! the way you’re watching him squirm with such a sweet smile on your face, he’ll complain about you stopping, breathless little whines about how unfair you’re being!!- but the adorable blush running up his neck and those louder, needier, moans he keeps giving you say something completely different~

Big into aftercare too, while it’s more of a shared activity for you two- whatever you’ve done to him, or he’s done to you- in the end you both get a bath ready together and massage each others sore muscles, pressing soft kisses on any red marks-

Just taking care of each other after after sex can be so sweet ‘n romantic <3

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

You can only rewatch ONE scene of Adar forever. Which scene will it be?

Oh i think unquestionably, it's the barn scene for me. Joseph Mawle's Adar will always have the #1 spot in my heart-- no shade whatsoever to Sam Hazeldine. But this scene was EVERYTHING.

It's so subtle, but he is TOTALLY embodying this character and it's just mesmerizing to watch. There's pain, defiance, resignation, even a foreshadowing of the filthy goodness that Sam served us so much of in Season 2 with the knife and the underlying sexual tension with Galadriel.

So yeah. Barn scene on repeat. Forever and ever AMEN.

[mordimor]

morshu meme compilation

[mellohiizz]

I really like the thought of parrot draping his wings on top of wifies and ken whenever they cuddle, that sounds cute ^_^

Also hi melmel

*chomp* NOM

HI KADE! im gonna start buying chew toys for you /silly

also, yes. i miss kenparfies a lot, man... i really love avians and thinking about parrot using his wings to cover/rest them on his friends makes me so happy. i like to think parrot probably isn't a fan of a lot physical touch, but if you're close enough he'd use his wings instead.

like he's always somehow have his wings touching you. it's almost like an intimate gesture, like holding hands with someone in avian culture(i like to think about it a lot). also like to think that whenever there's danger near, parrot subconsciously tries to drape his wings around wifies almost like he's trying to shield him. he does it without realizing, and wifies only commented on it once, at which parrot just got very flustered and told him to shut up. wifies never brought it up again, but he knows. ^_^

(also the thought of parrot's feathers puffing out a little whenever he's flustered or startled in some way is very silly to me. i like this one a lot.)

[real-hottopic]

My Kandi collection!!

(Most are made by me)

[milkvast]

oh falin ur grace

[totheidiot]

there has never been a more smarter man than jonny sims, because no ordinary man would have the genius to equate the corruption to fucking love.

[alexbkrieger13]

P interview!!! Still in a mood after the game and the questions 🙈

https://www.tumblr.com/leaschuller/728663742449123328/heard-yall-were-looking-for-this

[imyourlocalcryptid]

ANDY AND MEREDITH HURLEY ARE SO FUCKING ICONIC ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[hellcheerficdatabase]

The Queen’s Dungeon Master

Author: @nature-and-music

Rating/Warning: Mature

Chapter Count: 1/1

Description: Chrissy heads over to visit Eddie after Hellfire Club ended. The board game adventure may be over, but another unexpected one soon begins.

Tags: Alternate universe- canon divergence, alternate Universe- everyone lives/nobody dies, post-vecna, established relationship, Chrissy is a sweetie, Eddie is touch starved, Chrissy is touch starved, smut, wowz, fluff, Eddie POV, one-shot, status: completed

[stabbyfoxandrew]

holy shit i posted that poll 2 minutes ago and there's already 6 votes?

[stillnotajedimaster]

I wanna get you on all fours with a pail and milk every last drop out of you.

[mordimor]

companion pieces

[radical-rad1986]

@dillyfirestarter

crochet armour by katelyn tatay (2024)