#wow qt

[stiffyck]

smoking isn't cool

[lotsadeer]

There should be Quik Trips in Alabama specifically so I can get a giant cherry pepsi for $1.89 whenever I want

[aprilfourth]

guys i know we're all busy doing our jobs and living and whatnot but my experience of these processes is being somewhat hindered. blocked if you will. by Backstreets by Bruce Springsteen from Born To Run (1975). can someone let me know how im supposed to continue, if that is even possible given the circumstances etc. ill b forever grateful thnx in advance xx

[babieken]

Did he get a manicure????? Bc those are the cleanest nails I've seen on a man....

[loires]

☆*ヽ(„• ᴗ •„)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ hello again

ALKJSLKDJF sldkfj ldkjLSKDfsdf;; ;; ; ; COULD IT BE, I'M—HELLO?? ?! !

BLESSED CUTE ANON, ILU!!! ⁽⁽ପ( •ु﹃ •ु)​.⑅*♡ know that i've thought about you every now and then, and EVERY TIME I HOPED YOU WERE OUT THERE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE!!! hugs

[cosmik-homo]

Y'know what I'm commiting I'm gonna do it tomorrow. I'll write a post about Some Thoughts About My Current Thinking Of Alfred's Genders. Transly. A grand unavailing, really

[chuckle-clips]

QT: Yeah. No abortions when you’re mormon. Frowned upon.

Ted: Wow.

Ted: Do you know what this reminds me of?

[Static]

QT: Scott, cut it out.

Ted: Cut it out.

QT: Sorry guys, we’re back. Ted just showed his balls.

Ted: Yeah, sorry, I showed my balls and my quivering member and my— and my flower. All of them, I’ve got them all.

Schlatt: You don’t have a flower. You don’t have them all.

QT: Don’t pretend like you have a flower.

Schlatt: You don’t have a flower. How dare you.

Ted: I’m a beautiful little flower.

Schlatt: How dare you. How dare you. To lie like that.

[an-au-blog]

Kissing booth but its zosan

I'll just assume you're not talking about the movie, (if I'm wrong, correct me, I can work with that too... i think) to which I will say: yes. I agree.

I mean listen -

Vivi started a fundraiser for charity and she decided that it'd be fun if they made it in a more festive manner. To which Sanji is happy to help because, how could he say no to a beautiful lady in need? Zoro on the other hand did not want to go but Nami blackmailed him into doing this "eentsy weetsy" favor for her girlfriend. (He still owes her money.)

Luffy, Zoro and Franky help with carrying the heavy things. Usopp and Franky do the lights and music set-up. Sanji does cooks the food and the rest help with decorations and setting up different attractions.

Once the event began, they put Franky and Robin in the haunted house, Book has a performance, Luffy is let to run around because he can't stay in one place and so on everyone is at attractions. Sanji thought he was going to be at the food stands, but then Nami drags him aside to an empty standalone booth. What was even more confusing was that Zoro also had one right next to his.

Nami as if talking to toddlers: You guys are gonna be on kissing booth duty, isn't that exciting?!

Zoro: Wtf? No, I'm not doing that.

Nami, taking out her phone: Let's see, January - 50, February - 25, Match... wow 140 that's a lot, huh? Anyways, April -

Zoro: Okay, okay I get it.

Zoro got a line of beautiful girls, some young some old, but his attitude is the same for all of them. Irritation with slight boredom. Sanji on the other hand, had only a handful of women. Most were Okamas and his line was still twice smaller than Zoro's.

Sanji agrees because he would live to kiss pretty ladies. He doesn't need convincing, but Nami throws in a "I'm putting the two most handsome boys on these stands after all" just to ensure Sanji stays.

She also ended up giving them a quota to fulfill.

In their "hygiene break", Sanji grabs him by the collar and gets real close to his face.

Sanji: You think you're all that just because you got more ladies? Huh?

Zoro smiling for the first time since the festival started: Are you jealous of them, cook? Of you want a kiss, you gotta pay me first.

Sanji becomes furious and starts shouting at him but then a lady from the ones waiting speaks up.

Woman: Um, actually, I'd pay to see you two kiss.

Sanji: ...

Sanji: Pardon? Je ne comprends pas. ("I don't understand" in french)

Zoro looks at the woman: You have the money?

Woman: Yes.

And she put the money in the slot.

Zoro smiles again and shrugs: Welp, money's money. Works for me.

He grabs Sanji by the back of the neck and plants a kiss on his lips. It was short and as if out of spite. Not in a bad way. Im fact Sanji was surprised how much "not in a bad way" it was. His lips were soft and soaked in long overdue passion. He couldn't dare say it was in a good way though, he still had some pride to admit it.

Still, he was frozen in place.

Another "client" raised their hand in the air holding money: I want the same thing, please!

Zoro nodded and kissed Sanji again, ironically enough it broke Sanji's trance-like state. He was a bit too aware of everyone's eyes on them.

Zoro, amused and absolutely sure Sanji wouldn't do it, tilts his head in the person's depreciation, he laughed: You heard the clients, so what ya gonna do love cook?

A third person from the back, throwing in three times the price: I'll pay triple for Sanji to kiss him.

Sanji furrows his brow, takes a deep breath and pulls Zoro into a deep and passionate kiss that caught everyone off guard. Once he pulled away, they were both out breath and everyone was watching them wordlessly.

After a long moment of Sanji's determined eyes looking into Zoro's pleasantly shocked ones, the cook looked back at the people and announced: That's the last show your getting from us. Booths are open again.

After that, until the end of the night qt least eight more people asked if they could make them kiss each other again, but they said "no".

Afterwards Zoro was pulled aside before they could go to the others. He got pinned to the wall, Sanji's hands leaning on either side of his head. They were sharing air, almost like when they were fighting but if felt so much more intimate this time for some reason.

Sanji: Stop me if you don't like what I'm about to do.

After which Sanji kissed Zoro again. Not being watched must have been a factor, because if Zoro guessed by his movements and kisses, Sanji was no longer holding back on him.

Zoro never stopped him.

[solarwynd]

The jm biased ot7 accounts pisses me off so bad like i saw pjmfolder saying something about the two members of same group releasing something is a problem only for some antis or whatever something like that, and I'm guessing they said it because ppl might have qted their tweet of them talking about jm and V's release of project on same day.

Now thing is only now out of all days pjmfolder is rting the tweets of Geffen and hybe tagging them like were in in cave all these days? Like are you seeing how useless you yourself are being towards jm with that big ass following? They deleted their other tweet Calling ppl haters or what i don't remember and started rting those tweets tagging Geffen out of all these days because they just realised what's happening with their fav but were immediate to qt tae's announcement like wow.

and this is nth time jm baised ot7 be it army or jm focused has pissed me off showing how useless they are when they can be so much useful for him. like I'm not saying hate other members cause i don't like Akages either their narative ass piss me off the same way but ppl not using their platform to use for jm's projects when that following is given because of jm frustrates me alot. These the kind of ppl that go like "he trust xyz he knows what they're doing so let's not do this" when pjms rightfully tries to move for jm.

“Someone who loves Jimin so much and won't "accept slander" about him apparently, has his face as their pfp, but just looooves complaining about his stans and clearly doesn't believe there's any sabotaging of Jimin happening at HYBE. Okay.” -anon #2

There’s probably like a handful of genuine Jimin biased armys left in that fandom. The rest are taekookers/jjks hiding behind a Jimin pfp or just willfully blind with pick me type vibes towards armys.

And I swear most of Jimin’s big accounts are like that. They love showing armys how OT7 they are and how they’re not trouble makers like solos can be. How is validation from armys that important to you? Especially at the expense of actually showing up to support Jimin in full? You’re that adverse to join rightful dissent against HYBE’s mistreatment of Jimin just because you don’t want to be grouped with pjms? Like that’s somehow a worse outcome than having to watch HYBE neglect your supposed bias?

[georgecunt]

hasan gifted qt a keyreing of the monalisa that had a smily on it and qt's first comment was "wow it has dream on it"

[phoenixtakaramono]

Hi wow okay I just needed to pause my reading and come over here and tell you that your recent additions to the multiverse thread????? Insane. Love it. It’s amazing. I really had to pause at some points and just sit there like wow. Wow this is art. I am reading and enjoying art right now. Thank you for sharing your writing with us!!

This Ask is regarding this 🔞 butchlander multiverse threadfic on Twitter (the first of many perhaps?)

Thank you so much for reading, luv! I’m thrilled to hear you’re enjoying it. 💞✨

I am extremely fond of the Quick Transmigration genre as a whole in general, and it’s funny to me how complimentary it is to the superhero multiverse trope. It pops up and I’m flooded by so many brainworms at all the inconvenient times, haha, like while I’m at work or grocery shopping. So when I get hit by these The Name of the Game stray thoughts, especially about certain details and 🔞 butchlander scenarios of the arcs I have written down in my plot outline, I feel a lil dismayed because I am only one writer and we are only ch1 into the—so far—planned 135 chapters. 😂😭 So rather than waiting till it’s appropriate to write these lil extras and possibly forgetting or losing the creative drive I have now, while the fire still burns bright, I might as well take advantage of it while it’s going strong and feed y’all tiny diegetic bites here and there.

I like to think of these as fun sort-of-“canon”/ sort-of-“non-canon” What-If outtake scenarios that take place after or during the main story (135ch), kinda like the main story’s unofficial extras or unofficial side stories y’all can read as threadfics so it’s probably not an extra just dumped in randomly or willy-nilly in the main story itself on AO3 whilst this writer tries to shoot for the moon and catch up to our ambitious goalpost of 135chs.

So whilst this one is a weeeeee on the not-so-much-plot-but-smuttier side, because it’s Homelander’s birthday soon, I thought it’d be amusing to write a 🔞 spicy threadfic where TNotG’s Homelander ends up topped by almost all the Butchers I’ve ever written in my AUs thus far. Because why not? YOLO, and it’s convenient that this writer happens to have several long threadfics, Truce, and one AO3 fic that precisely allows for them to all crossover like some kinda butchlander superhero electric boogaloo multiverse on steroids.

So far I’ve only provided snapshot glimpses into the QT arcs that TNotG Billy had to endure, threaded into the threadfic itself, but I want you to know the entire time when I’m slipping in subtle story arc references to scenarios like this:

My mind is like:

Because these so far only exist in my plot outline, none of these are considered TNotG main story official unless I publish it on the AO3 platform. I’d just rather write these now than let them gather dust and potentially never see the light of day, haha. It’s only a snapshot but :) what fun surprises I have awaiting y’all. So far in these two threadfic updates we got sneak peeks into the The Boys TV S1-S5 canon-compliant final arc pre-return home, the Showbiz/ Entertainment 3rd arc, and the Medieval Fantasy 1st arc. There’s one more arc I have yet to input, which is the 2nd arc and it just so happens to be my second favorite genre after the QT genre: the Unlimited/ Infinite Flow genre survival game horror. I also may or may not reference the other two arcs remaining (with one of them being A/B/O), but these diegetic bites are supposed to compliment the spotlight that’s gonna be on each Butcher (Butchers 1-5 & TNotG Butcher). 😌 Because what’s better than 1 Butcher? A spicy 6 Butchers “bullying” (affectionate) Homelander sandwich.

[dreamsugargumbloggirl]

My Favourite Characters!

Characters:

Cure Peace

Stocking Anarchy

Ivandoe

Uniqua

Rainbow Ruby

Adorabat

Tasha

Stella (Winx Club)

Wubbzy (Wow! Wow! Wubbzy)

Mimi and Nyami (Pop'n Music)

Dashi (Octonauts)

Cakey Cat (Gabby's Dollhouse)

True (True and the Rainbow Kingdom)

Polly (Polly Pocket (2018))

Buneary (Pokémon)

QT (Friday Night Funkin Mod)

Molang

Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.)

Princess Daisy (Super Mario Bros.)

Lan Jun (Jade Armor)

Starfire (Teen Titans (2003) and Teen Titans Go)

Bijou (Hamtaro)

Sparkle (Hamtaro)

Rara (Pretty Blood)

Marinette Dupain Cheng (Miraculous)

Kate/Flo (Puppy In My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville)

Ruby (Jewelpet)

Sapphie (Jewelpet)

Magenta (Blue's Clues)

Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder)

Mimi (Adventures of the Little Koala)

Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Rob (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Cuddles (Happy Tree Friends)

Giggles (Happy Tree Friends)

Kirby

Yoshi

Daroach (Kirby)

Heartsping (Catch Teenieping)

Lalaping (Catch Teenieping)

Narrping (Catch Teenieping)

Cozyping (Catch Teenieping)

Partyping (Catch Teenieping)

Splashping (Catch Teenieping)

Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Usahana (Sanrio)

Bean (Ba Da Bean)

Cosa (Ba Da Bean)

Coco (Bluey)

Socks (Bluey)

G-Lo (Villainous)

Penny Fitzgerald (The Amazing World of Gumball)

Sugar Sprinkles (Littlest Pet Shop (2012))

Lemon Meringue (Strawberry Shortcake)

Kiff Chatterley (Kiff)

Penny Ling (Littlest Pet Shop (2012))

Sunny Funny (Parappa the Rapper)

Pikachu (Pokémon)

Alcremie (Pokémon)

Chica (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls (1998))

Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls (1998))

Circus Baby (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Mephisto (LoliRock)

Demencia (Villainous)

Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

5.0.5. (Villainous)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Hello Kitty (Sanrio)

Nappy (Pretty Blood)

Rinny (Pretty Blood)

Dede and Dada (Pretty Blood)

Iris (LoliRock)

Miss Heed (Villainous)

Tee Zeng (Kung Fu Wa/Sock)

Ron (Pretty Blood)

Mimmy (Sanrio)

Jigglypuff (Pokémon)

My Melody (Sanrio)

Kuromi (Sanrio)

Unikitty

Pinky (Sanrio)

Charmmy Kitty (Sanrio)

Lilly (Pretty Blood)

Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Pom Pom (Bluey)

Bluey Heeler (Bluey)

Rebecca Rabbit (Peppa Pig)

Gogoping (Catch Teenieping)

Melory (Kamisama Minarai Himitsu no Cocotama)

Saline and Paline (Kamisama Minarai Himitsu no Cocotama)

Awawa (Kamisama Minarai Himitsu no Cocotama)

Little Miss Sunshine (The Mr. Men Show)

Lord Kallous the Merciless (Elliott From Earth)

Balloon (Puppy In My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville)

Princess Ava (Puppy In My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville)

Eva (Puppy In My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville)

Mela (Puppy In My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville)

Crimson Lord (Jade Armor)

Manipulance (Kung Fu Wa/Sock)

[izzy-art-879]

Night-Day Terror AU: Sector QT?

(Warning: Slight gore, blood and horror)

Info:

Sector QT, a once goofy and lovable sector, have all been turned into...horrible horrible monsters.

At first, they were with their friend Carol who was dealing with some nightmare problems and then one moment later, they were seen as nightmarish versions of themselves out for blood.

The Minotaur has a bad temper and is always hungry. He's blind in one eye but his left eye and his hearing still works. He's also able to sniff out his prey. The only thing he eats is meat. He's the leader of his team and whatever he says, goes.

The Smiling Girl always has a smile on her face, but looks inhumane and deranged. Her mouth is split and has two holes, revealing her rows of sharp teeth. She enjoys "playing" with her prey before finishing them off. She seems to have a childish personality and is obsessed with her looks. If you say she's ugly, she'll tear you to shreds...

The Headless can detach his head and can freely move around with it like a ghost. He has a powerful bite that can rip out flesh and suck blood like a vampire. Like the Smiling Girl, he is quite childish and plays "tag" with his victims. The last thing they hear is his devilish laughter.

The Animal may look young and docile, but is truly terrifying. She can control any animal to attack. She can even turn them aggressive with just one touch. She behaves like an animal as well and can scratch anyone's eyes out and bite them. She prefers to live in the forest than inside of in the sector's treehouse. She pretends to be a helpless little girl to lure her victims and then goes in for the kill.

The Beast is even more wild, feral and aggressive than the Minotaur. He has a deadly bite and is completely unstable. He lashes out on anyone and eats all types of animals. He stalks his prey like a predator and acts as a guard dog for Sector QT's treehouse. He only listens and obeys the Animal but if she's not around, he goes even more crazy.

This is my first time drawing something horror-related and wow, I can't believe I made these little goofballs look scary! Paloma's monster form is inspired by the Kuchisake-Onna (the Silt Mouth Woman) and Monroe's monster form is inspired by the Nukekubi (a Yo-kai that can detach her head)

The Night-Day Terror AU belongs to @kandykatz.

[tuuuuuuuua]

feferiii wow. (igmore the shitty camera quality my canerwa rlly bad for skme reason.)

i literally can nti draw its pissin me off sooo mych. esp bcz j have like so many animatic ideas I STILL HAVENT DINE. n ive been olanin them for months butt i have NO motivationnn. AND HAVBGNT BEEN ABLE TO DARW ANYTHING AND ITS DRVEJNF ME INSANE BCZthis is supposed to b one of the thubsg ik good at yet i hve beennSHIT at fir basically weeks. im js drawing the same bullshit and ust not liek "oh haha im onlrh drawinw hs bcz its my hyperfix lol" its "im only drawing the what feesk like tge same characters ovr n ovr again in a misaerbale failing attept to get OUT IF THIS STUOID ASS CYCLE " n i cnat draw anymore for sum reason plus i dont even draw liks actual poses or fuckin uh I DONT KNOOO im js super upset n yhers obvi way more problesm conecdted to hoew i feel about this other than "wow i feel im shit qt this:/". BUT WHATEVER TAKE THIS WHIEK I TRY TI FIGHTART BLOCK OR JS WTV TF IS WRONH W ME NOW!

[thisfanisgonesorry]

norman jayden smut. ykw i want.

you got it. thanks for giving me ur copy of resident evil<3 cw: drug use/drug addiction/drug withdrawal, stay safe qts. tags: femdom, smut wow, dubcon for both parties?, exhibitionism, humiliation, lil bit of praise, he wants to call you mommy but he doesnt, begging, you give him a handy and thats abt it, genderneutral but implied fem reader (duh)

//

I was finishing up a quick job for Jayden as he was quickly sent off on another, something across the country. He trusted me to stay behind and make sure it got wrapped up, however, walking into work afterwards was another story.

“Why aren’t you with Jayden?”

My boss spoke harshly with a donut and cup of coffee. The conversation was shortlived;

“I didn’t want to go?”

“Get your ass over there or you’re not getting paid.”

And so, much to my reluctance, I was coerced into joining him on the case he was deployed to. I was packed up and shipped off within the hour, with not much preplanning and not a single word was spoken to Norman about my arrival.

Not too long after landing, I’d been set up in the same hotel room, and was directed to the police station where they updated me on the case.

I synced up my ARI glasses to his as I walked through the building, trying to skim the current information on record. I was slowly making my way to his new appointed office.

Walking into the room was the last thing I expected.

The back of his chair was facing the doorway, but I saw myself— or an AI version of myself (which was, for some reason or another, completely naked)— and his whines were filling up the room quietly, and by the moment it seemed he didn’t care about being caught in his office. The AI looked up at me, and Jayden immediately flung his glasses off, causing the AI to disappear. He quickly pulled his pants up and spun his chair to face me.

His tie was loosely strung around his neck, despite being completely untied, his button up messily unbuttoned at the top and his jacket slung around the top of his chair, his pants still unzipped and unbuttoned, though he was modest enough to hide his dick behind his underwear.

“Are you joking?”

I slowly took my glasses off, folding them and placing them in my pocket. His face was completely white and pale, his nose was bleeding slightly and his hands were trembling as he desperately held onto the arms of his chair.

“Sorry, I’m so sorry- I don’t- I don’t know what this is. I’ve never- I’ve never seen this.. Before. In my life.” He realised he was caught in a lie as he spoke the wrong words, stammering over every word he could get out. “God, what is this strange technology?” He pretended to analyse the glasses, really trying to take the attention away from himself.

“Norman.”

“I’ve never done this before. I promise.”

“I don’t really care if you have or haven’t.” I sighed. “You’re on tripto again?”

“Can’t..” Jayden cut himself short, unable to continue his sentence. His bloodshot eyes looked up at me, a hint of desperation in them. His clammy hands struggled to keep a solid grip on the armrests. I couldn't help but wonder how long he'd been like this for, he’d been alone in this city for a few hours, and however much longer had he been locked away in this grungy office, trying not to get fired.

There’s a moment of silence between us, it was awkward, the room was hot and he was drenched in sweat. My eyes slowly scanned him, trying to fully process what was going on.

“I need to stay busy until this goes away.”

“I’ll let you—” I spoke, turning to leave.

“No.” He rushed out. “Please. Stay.”

“I don’t want to fuck you like this.”

Jayden's brows furrowed, as he quickly blinked. “I’m not high, Alright? I can consent, god, I’m so fucking sober." He spoke quickly.

“Norman—”

“You just saw me jerking off to an AI version of you.” He did a loose hand gesture, motioning about his previous actions. “Wouldn’t you say we’re past formalities?”

“How long have you had that?”

“Long enough to know that I want this.” The words hung heavy in the air, exposing his previous lie. As much as I wanted to believe the withdrawal was speaking for him, him having such a thing is not something made in just a moment’s notice of desperation. How long had Jayden wanted to fuck me?

I sighed and walked closer to him, one hand placed on the top of the chair like the AI had, leaning over him. “You are despicable.” I spoke harshly and he only let out a pathetic whine.

“Please.”

His button and zip remained undone, his white underwear made this seem almost innocent. Almost. I slid my hand under the fabric, feeling his wet and hard cock beneath my fingers.

“Ah, fuck.” He whined, jerking his hips upwards to meet the touch. I slowly wrapped my fingers around the girth of it, every single touch made him react like a virgin. “So soft.” He whispered, his hips twitching at the sensation.

“What if our supervisor saw that thing? What do I even call it?”

“It’s you.” He mumbled out.

“It’s not me. I’m me.”

“It’s.. I wish it was you.”

“You have to tell the supervisor about this.” I said sternly. “You’re explaining this to him.”

“Yes, yes, anything, just touch me, keep touching me.” He pleaded.

He threw his head back with a moan as I slowly stroked his length, limited by the fabric. He got the hint and tried to free himself from the tight clothes, lowering them just enough to give me control before his fingers returned tightly to the armrests.

“Good boy.” I purred and he took the fastest double take I’ve ever seen in my life before whimpering, going slightly limp in the chair.

He kept squirming slightly at my touch, writhing against it as his head stayed tilted back. There was a sheen of sweat covering his entire body and at this point, it was hard to tell if it was from me or not.

My hand reached the tip of his cock, lingering there as I gently squeezed the soft head, his body tensed up completely and his head jerked forward to look at me with wide eyes. His lips looked red and plump and his face was a subtle pink. His fingernails dug into the soft plush of the armrests, threatening to rip it to pieces.

“Touch... Let me...” He struggled out between pants. “Please.”

“Go on.”

He didn’t need much permission beyond that, quickly tugging at my white t-shirt, successfully pulling it over my head, despite needing to lose contact, he was being so, so very brave about it. I tugged his jacket off the top of his chair, throwing it around my shoulders to cover my back from the doorway and placing my shirt in its place.

“Someone could walk in. You know that right?” I spoke, wrapping my hand around his aching cock again.

He nodded mindlessly, still a whining mess as his hands reached up to feel my torso, his palms explored as much as he could. He was still meticulous, almost careful to not push his luck despite how unfortunate of a situation he’d found himself in.

“I wanna do so much to you.” He confessed, still mindless, I don’t even think he was aware of the words leaving his mouth as his eyes stayed glued to my body. “Please don’t let this be the only time we do this.”

“Keep it down.” I spoke sternly. His response was merely an incoherent string of ‘Yes, sorry’ and ‘Please, more’, and it was hard to make it out. “Do you want someone to catch us?”

“Yes—”

He quickly let out a loud moan before covering his mouth with his hand, closing his eyes and harshly hitting his head against the headrest. His other hand was still on my body, greedily squeezing what he could.

“You want that to be your first impression?”

He shook his head, keeping his hand tight on his mouth. 

“Or do you want everyone to know I’m all yours?”

“God, fuck, yes.” He finally choked out, lowering his hand. “Y’re so sexy. They’ll want you s’bad, I want you. So bad.”

“You’re pathetic.” I whispered, leaning closer to his face.

“I know.”

“You always like this?”

“Sometimes.” He spoke quickly, opening his eyes briefly to watch me. “Not always.”

My hand lingered back to his tip, squeezing it again, watching him squirm helplessly beneath me as he struggled to breathe, talk or even think. The only sounds that left him for the few moments I kept him like this were whimpers.

“You think about this often?” I moved back to stroke his shaft, harder and faster, getting sick of this taking so long but it was expected from a drug addict.

“Sometimes.” He stammered out.

“Not always?”

He just sighed before a deep moan crawled its way out of his soul. “Ohh, fuck me. Please please please.” He pleaded, his eyes wide once again.

I smiled down at him and he looked like he was about to cry at the sight of it.

“You moan like a pornstar.”

“Y/n, I’m so fuckin’ close.” He whined out desperately.

His hips began to jerk to meet my movements.

“Let me, please, let me—”

His jaw finally went slack and his breathing quickened, he tried to swallow thickly but his throat was completely dry, his hands fell from their places without moving very far, one landed on the armrest and the other desperately clung to the jacket.

“Be a good boy.” I praised and he instantly preened under the words. “Cum for me, Jayden.”

“Oh god, fuck, oh god.” He spoke, slowly chanting as it peaked in volume. It was high pitch and sounded like a squeak as he got faster. “Oh god, fuckfuckfuck.”

I quickly moved my hand to the tip of his cock, catching all his cum in my palm to not ruin his suit, or make our rendezvous more obvious than it already was. He desperately thrust into my hand to finish his orgasm as he whimpered and whined through it.

“You got it. You’re doing great.”

He sighed though it sounded the exact same as a whine as he tried to milk his cock with my hand before slumping down completely.

“Sorry, I’m sorry.” He babbled, trying to catch his breath.

I pulled my hand away from him, opening my palm to see his mess. I furrowed my eyebrows, unsure what he was even apologising for, if it even was for anything in specific. He squirmed and slightly thrashed against the chair as he tried to calm himself. I couldn’t find anything in the room that I could wipe my hand with, and keeping it open only made him stare into it.

“I’m so sorry.” He pleaded.

“Relax.” I said sternly, shaking my head at him. “Use your words.”

“About the AI, I just—”

“It’s fine, consider it forgotten.”

“It’s weird, it’s creepy. I feel like a ra—”

“Then don’t use it again.” I said bluntly. “This conversation's over, Norman.”

He looked up at me, nodding slightly as he glanced back down to my palm. He wasn’t the easiest to read but it was clear to tell he had a million thoughts.

The door opened and I flinched slightly, turning my head to see a cop walk in, careful to keep my back to him and my cum-covered hand hidden from view, while also shielding Jaydens flaccid cock from prying eyes.

“Carter!” Jayden exclaimed, looking like a deer in headlights, still hiding behind my body.

He stared in silence for a moment, tossing the new file on the desk and turning around and leaving without a word.

“Two things you have to explain to our supervisor.” I said plainly.

I walked past him and found something to wipe my hand on, finding a packet of tissues hidden away. I opened it harshly, as best I could with one hand, wiped off the solidifying liquid and tossed it in the trash.

“You should get your pants on.” I spoke, standing in front of him again, handing him his jacket so I could put my shirt back on.

He frowned. “Don’t act like this. Please.” I figured once he’d came, he’d go back to his usual self, but of course not. He was still vulnerable and I was being a dick.

“You did great, Norm.” I praised softly.

He sighed as he tried to shuffle his pants back on, doing them up properly this time. He tensed slightly, and I tried to sooth it by running my fingers through his sweaty hair. He looked completely dishevelled, and Carter probably had the sight of his life.

“I meant it.” He spoke boldly after a few moments of silence. Despite his scruffy appearance, Jayden wanted his intentions to be as clear as possible. “I don’t.. I don’t want this to be a one time thing.”

“If we don’t get fired, I’ll make a note of it.”

[blakbonnet]

Okok this is the last I'm sending you for now:

Thoughts.

Stede is a qt. Crew is a qt. The guy who has a name like olivewande (I don't know anyone else's name bc I suck at remembering people's names and oh Jim BC that was funny) is a qt.

The guy who looks like he could be from some 80's rock band is kinda mean idk if I like him. His 2 friends are fun tho; they should make a band together if they don't already have one. Like Green Day. But more... Piratey

Red dress nose cutter lady. Wow. Just vibes. I too wish to keep. Mummified version of my murdered husband with me.

And finally, that scene with Blackbeards legs: why does he look like goth anime legs uncle agjsgskshejegjejs. (AND His beard isn't even black. )

These were many scattered thoughts. If you managed to go through them I congratulate you for having patience that only few have. If you didn't. You are not to blame I still love you. It is late I must sleep. Good bye.

There are people I wish would read this no holds barred first time ofmd watcher review so I'm just gonna tag them without saying anything I think: @bizarrelittlemew @asneakyfox @chuplayswithfire @gentlebeard @jaskierx @xoxoemynn @saltpepperbeard @glamaphonic